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Ruby was on her way to deliver some money to Evie when she found Jay leaning up against the door outside of their room.

"Hey Jay." She said as she passed him to enter the room.

"Hey babe." He said watching her as she walked in. "Chad let's go!" He snapped.

Chad nodded and stepped down from the pedestal.

"Oh, grab that!" Evie said to Ruby urgently and Ruby grabbed the cape off Chad's shoulders as he walked by then left with Jay.

"Not a lot of 'there' there." Evie and Doug said at the same time before giggling.

"Inside joke?" Ruby asked smiling as she hung the cape.

"Something like that." Doug responded.

"Someone's having some trouble dealing with his breakup with Audrey." Evie said.

Ruby nodded. "Here are the down payments for the girl's dresses." She said placing the envelope down near Doug. "Go nuts."

"Thank you Ruby." Evie said teasingly but appreciatively.

"You're welcome." Ruby teased back.


Mal ran down the hallway and slid to a stop in front of Ruby's locker before opening it and reaching in for their spell book, but was stopped by an unexpected voice.

"Hi Mal." Ben said popping out from behind the locker door.

"Hi."

"I have a surprise for you." Ben said making her eyes widen.

"Again, wow. That's like every day now."

"Every other day." Ben corrected. "On the even days. Because you're even more perfect than I imagined."

Mal smiled tightly. "That's me. I am perfect."

"C'mon let me spoil you?" Ben pleaded. "You didn't have a lot growing up."

"We managed." She said glancing into the locker at the picture of she and Ruby tapped on the inside.

"Hey, why are you in Ruby's locker?" Ben said noticing the picture as well as the one of Ruby and Jay, and the little crown on the inside.

"No reason. Just needed to borrow something." Mal lied easily.

"Didn't you guys donate that to the museum?" He asked noticing the spell book inside.

"Is that still in there?" Mal shut the locker. "I gotta get to class don't wanna be late."

She made to leave but Ben stopped her and dragged her over to the end of the hallway where a purple moped was waiting.

Ben's surprises to her just kept getting better and she couldn't even remember a simple lunch date. Mal yelled at herself as she turned a corner and ran into the person she had been looking for.

"Ruby!" She said hooking her arm and spinning her around.

"What's wrong now?" She questioned seeing Mal's familiar flustered state.

"I supposed to have lunch date with Ben in like an hour, so I literally have no time to get anything ready."

"Okay no problem, just let me grab the book from my locker." She said making to leave but Mal spun her around again.

"Yeah, no can do. Ben's back there."

"What?"

"I'm sorry, I was going to get the book. But he had another surprise waiting for me and I panicked."

"Mal breathe." Ruby said firmly and Mal did as she was told. Ruby thought for a moment. "I'll get the book. Meet me in the kitchen in 20 minutes." Ruby took a small container from her bag. "Take this to the guy's room."

"What is it?"

"It's a truth gummy, for Carlos. It's a long story. Just give it to him, please?"

"Okay. You are a life saver by the way."

Ruby smiled. "Go."


"So I keep thinking Jay's going to ask me to the Cotillion, then just, doesn't." Ruby told Mal while they were in the kitchen. Mal was making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich while Ruby was flipping through their spell book trying to find a spell they could use.

"Why?" Mal questioned glancing up.

"I don't know." Ruby confessed. "It's like, the past few months, since we became. Whatever we are. We never really, like made it official. He still doesn't call me his girlfriend."

"Ruby." Mal said solemnly.

"And I've been thinking a lot about the Isle." Mal had stopped making the sandwich and leaned up against the counter top where Ruby was perched. "Harry, specifically." Ruby confessed. "And when I was with him. I always knew. He always made it clear exactly what we were."

"I've been thinking about the Isle too." Mal admitted.

"You think we're the only ones that wondered how different things would have been if we stayed?"

"Yeah, I think we are."

Ruby looked back down at the spell book. "I found something." She said hopping down and leading Mal back to the sandwich and glass of milk.

"Take this mediocre meal, and turn it in to something real. Although it is only the least, turn it into a scrumptious feast."

Ruby waved her finger and the sandwich turned into a full three course meal.

"Mediocre?" Mal said with raised eyebrow.

"The book said it. I didn't." Ruby defended with a smirk.

"You are the best." Mal said packing everything into the basket she brought. "And I'm going to be late, so I'll see you later?"

"Of course. Have fun."

"I'll try."


Back on the Isle of the Lost Harry Hook, son of the infamous Captain Hook was stomping his way through the market on his was to meet his crew and their Captain at Ursula's Fish and Chips, where you take it how they makes it.

As he passed the woman who was outside fishing to put her line of fish that she had caught onto his hook before bursting through the doors and dropping off his sword at the sword check. He handed off the fish then hopped over a table to join his crew before turning on the TV at the back which showed Mal in Auradon being hounded by paparazzi.

Uma the daughter of Ursula came out of the kitchen carrying tray which she tossed down in front of him and he immediately started digging in. Until Uma grabbed a fish stick off the tray and groaned before she threw it at the TV, or more specifically Mal.

"That poser."

"Traitor." Harry smirked throwing his fry at the TV.

"Hello!" Uma snapped and their crew started yelling and throwing food at the TV also.

"Oh I would love to whip the smiles off their faces." Harry said dragging his finger across the screen. "You know what I mean?"

"Gil," Uma snapped at the son of Gaston. "You wanna quit stuffing your face and get with the program?" She questioned rhetorically.

Gil swallowed his food and responded. "Yeah, what they said."

Uma sighed. "That little traitor, who left us in the dirt."

"Who turned her back on evil." Harry said.

"Who said you weren't big or bad enough to be in her gang." Gil added unhelpfully. "Back when were we kids. C'mon you guys remember, you and Ruby were together." He pointed to Harry and Uma had to hold him back. "They called you Shrimpy and the name just kind of," Gil then realized he wasn't helping. "Stuck." He said plopping back into his seat.

Uma rolled her eyes and turned to Harry. "Those snooty little witches, who grabbed everything they wanted and left me with nothing."

"That's not true, they left you that sandbox." Gil continued to be unhelpful. "Then they said that you could have the shrimp-"

Uma slammed her hand down. "I need you to stop talking."

"Look," Harry said bringing her attention back. "We have their turf now, they can stay in Bore-adon. And all I want is my starfish back."

"Harry," Uma said sharply pointing at the TV then turning it off. "That's their turf now. And I want it too. If you want your starfish back, you need to help me get it. We should not be getting their leftovers. Son of Hook. Son of Gaston. And me, most of all daughter of Ursula." She wrapped and arm around each of them as she called their titles. "What's my name?" She asked Harry who quickly responded.

"Uma." He said taking off his hat in respect.

"What's my name?" she said this time to Gil.

"Uma?" He responded with his mouth full.

"What's my name? What's my name?" She asked this time to the crew.

"Uma!" They all responded.

This is all hands on deck

Calling out to lost boys and girls

I'm gettin' tired of the disrespect

We won't stop 'til we rule the world

It's our time, we up next! (next, next)

Our sail's about to be set (set, set)

They ain't seen nothing yet!

Tell 'em who's in charge

So they don't forget

What's my name?

What's my name?

Uma!

Say it louder!

What's my name?

What's my name?

Uma!

Feel the power!

No one's gonna stop us

Soon the world will be ours

What's my name?

What's my name?

What's it!, what's it!

Say it loud!

Uuuuuuma, Uuuuuuma

All eyes on me, let me see 'em

Uuuuuuma, Uuuuuuma

What's it! What's it!

Say it! Say it!

Uma-ah-ah-ah!

Uma, Uma, la la Um-

Uma, Uma, la la Uma

Uma, Uma, la la Um-

Uma, Uma, la la Uma

Uma!

I'm the queen of this town

I call the shots, you know who I am

I don't need to wear no fake crown

Stand up to me, you don't stand a chance

It's our time, we up next! (next, next)

My crew's as real as it gets (gets, gets)

The worst is now the best

And leaving us here

Will be their last regret

What's my name?

What's my name?

Uma

Say it louder!

What's my name?

What's my name?

Uma

Feel the power!

No one's gonna stop us

Soon the world will be ours

What's my name?

What's my name?

What's it! What's it!

Say it! Say it!

Harry stood on one of the tables while Uma was in front of him on her throne.

You know what they say

Bad girls have all the fun

Never learned how to count

Cause I'm number one

Ready here, we come

We always get our way

It's a pirate's life, every single day (Hey!)

She's the captain, I'm the first mate

Enemies seasick can't see straight

Call 'em fish bait, throw 'em on a hook

Uma's so hot they get burned if they look

Uma winked at him.

It's all eyes on me, let me see 'em

I see your eyes on me boys, hey!

You know what my name is

Say it, say it louder!

Hook me!

(Ha, ha!)

Ho! Woah!

Come on!

What's my name?

What's my name?

Uma

Say it louder!

What's my name?

What's my name?

Uma

Feel the power!

No one's gonna stop us

Soon the world will be ours

What's my name?

What's my name?

Uuuuuuma, Uuuuuuma

All eyes on me, let me see 'em

Uuuuuuma, Uuuuuuma

What's it!, what's it!

Say it! Say it!

Uuuuuuma, Uuuuuuma

Ooh, say it louder!

Uuuuuuma, Uuuuuuma

Ooh, say it louder!

What's it! What's it!

Say it! Say it!

Uma, Uma, la la Um-

Uma, Uma, la la Uma

Uma, Uma, la la Um-

Uma, Uma, la la Uma

Uma, Uma, la la Um-

Uma, Uma, la la Uma

Uma, Uma, la la Um-

Uma, Uma, la la Uma

Uma!

They ended with Uma standing on top the table with her crew surrounding her. Until a tentacle came through the back everyone ducked while Uma screamed jumping over it.

"Shut your clams!" Ursula shouted

"Mom!" Uma shouted back as the tentacle retreated.

"Those dishes ain't gonna wash themselves."

"It's okay. It's fine." Uma told the crew tossing back her hair. "It's fine. Because when I get the chance to rain down evil on Auradon I will take it! They're gonna forget that girl, and remember the name-"

"Shrimpy!" Gil shouted unhelpfully once again.

Uma glared at him then nodded to Harry who took Gil outside and say him on the step to think about what he'd just said. And why it was wrong.


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