A/N: Wahoo, another chapter! I understand why you're worried and stressed out, online brother, and I can promise you that things are going to get better. Onward!


Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: The Movie (1998 Rewrite)

Chapter 4: Santa's Workshop/Enter Stormella (De Vill) The Ice Queen!

(Okay, okay. So her name ISN'T "Stormella De Vill". But when you hear a name like "Stormella", it's instantly too hard to not suddenly think of the name "Cruella". And given the fact that I, RolePlayer48, have recently been watching 101 Dalmatians 2: Patch's London Adventure, the name "Stormella" makes it even MORE difficult to not think of Cruella. Does it not?)

*Well, after that dilemma with Boone and Doggle, let's try and find out what our main stair of this movie (or in this case, fanfic) is up to. Well, if you remember seeing this movie before (or in this case, if you remember the end of Chapter 2), his parents suggested taking him to Santa's Workshop to see all the toys being made. And that's exactly where they are right now as I speak. Outside the front door.*


Blitzen: (opens the entrance) Rudolph, welcome to Santa's Toy Factory.

*They go inside and OH MY GOODNESS! It's so much BIGGER once you get inside! Uh...I mean...uh...here, we see the inside of the factory where elves are all just happily and busily doing their jobs such as making toys, putting them in boxes, wrapping them up in Christmas wrapping paper, then putting them all in Santa's sleigh ready for Christmas Eve. Oh yes. And of course, how could I forget? They also SING about their job too. You know what, as much as I like some of the songs from this movie, I'm not really much of a fan of all of them. And that sadly includes the one that the elves sing in THIS scene. So, just pretend they're all singing "Heigh Ho" or "Digga Tunnah" instead.*

Tour Guide Elf Type Person: (greets Rudolph and his parents) Greetings and salutations. I'm a singular elf type person and I will be your tour guide of Santa's Workshop today. Follow me and you'll see all sorts of wonderful sights, sounds and...(notices tiny Rudolph)...well, hello there, little guy. And who might you be?

Blitzen: Oh! Mr. Tour Guide Elf, this is our new son Rudolph. We've only just started looking after him not that long ago. Uh, Rudolph, say hello to the nice little elf.

Baby Rudolph: (squeaks to say "hello" again as he still can't talk properly yet)

Tour Guide Elf Type Person: So, I hear you're the new member of the family, is that right, young Rudolph? (Rudolph nods his head and just squeaks excitedly) Awww, well Blitzen, I think your son is just plain adorable if I do say so myself.

Blitzen: Why, thank you.

Tour Guide Elf Type Person: Yes. Even though his nose does look a LITTLE bit weird.

Blitzen: (begins defending his son again) Hey! Watch it, buddy! We've had enough elves behaving like that towards my son's nose already! I'm not having you do the same thing too!

Tour Guide Elf Type Person: Oh! (Begins to sweat nervously) Uh...a thousand apologies, Blitzen. I-I was only joking, of course. I think it's really q-quite...um...

Blitzen and Mitzi: (both glare at him) Yes?

Tour Guide Elf Type Person: PRETTY! That's the word I was looking for! Yes, pretty! Definitely pretty! Why WOULDN'T I think that? (Does a nervous laugh) Ahem! Where are my manners? (Pulls out a teddy bear) Blitzen, here's a little something everyone's been making specially just for your son. A little teddy bear. (Gives it to Rudolph) I hope you like it, Rudolph.

*The moment he's been given the teddy bear, young Rudolph starts snuggling up to it. This makes Rudolph's parents just smile at the sight.*

Mitzi: Awww! I think he DOES like it. Thank you, Mr. Tour Guide Elf.

Tour Guide Elf Type Person: Not a problem at all, ma'am. Enjoy your visit. (Leaves them to explore the factory)

*It's not until Rudolph, Blitzen and Mitzi get up onto a platform to watch all the elves doing their work below and continuing their song when suddenly, a HUGE blast from the front door opens up and...uh oh! Three white wolves, a penguin and a woman in a white dress? That's not who I think it is, is it?*

Stormella: Alright! Someone's in deep ice!

(Yep. It is. Stormella De Vill. Stormella De Vill. If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing wil...okay, I'll stop now.)

Elves: (stop doing their work and scream in fear) IT'S STORMELLA!

*The elves start hiding from this nasty looking ice witch...in pretty silly hiding places. Some hide under the conveyor belt thing, one hides inside a toy house and switches off all the lights (don't ask how he manages to fit in there), others try to hide behind support beams but...we can still see them. And where do you think the Tour Guide Elf is hiding? Actually, he's not even hiding properly at all! He's just hiding his face behind a book called "How To Be A Dentist" with Goofy's picture on it. Stormella and her three pet wolves and her...butler penguin called Ridley all walk inside despite the elves's best efforts at hiding. And poor Rudolph, still on the platform with his family, starts backing away in fear with only his teddy bear to huddle up to.*

Stormella: (looks at her wolves who won't stop growling for some reason) Easy does it, boys. I'll handle this. Alright, you incompetent gnomes!

Some Elf Hiding Behind A Support Beam: That's "elves", lady!

Stormella: (rolls her eyes) Oh, whatever. I don't care what you are. All I want to know right now is, which one of you warm-blooded pipsqueaks WRECKED MY ICE GARDEN AND DEMOLISHED MY STATUES?! (Waves her wand that looks like an icicle and freezes one of the factory machines) Well?

Ridley: Superb aim, madam.

Stormella: Not now, Ridley. I want names. (Begins walking up to an Elf that hasn't found a hiding place yet who looks REALLY frightened) Well, was it you?

The Lone Elf: (as terrified as Piglet) N-n-n-no, you're r-r-r-royal regal-ness. I was here with all the other Elves all this time. I w-wouldn't cause harm to your p-property. Honest, I wouldn't!

Santa Claus: (offscreen somewhere) You leave that poor old elf alone!

Stormella: (looks around) Huh? Who said that?

Santa Claus: (arrives on the scene with Mrs. Claus to see what the commotion is) Stormella! Or should I say..."Shenzi In Wicked Witch Clothing"?!

Stormella: Santa Claus! Or should I say...uh..."James P. Sullivan With A...Beard"?!

Santa Claus: "James P. Sullivan With A Beard"? Awww! Can't I be "Baloo With A Beard" instead?

(Yes. In case anyone who hasn't seen this movie in years needs a reminder, Stormella was indeed voiced by Whoopi Goldberg whilst Santa Claus's voice actor was John Goodman. That's why they sound so familiar. And in case Dede42 hasn't seen the Jungle Book sequel yet, yes. John Goodman voiced Baloo too as well as other characters around that time.)

Mrs. Claus: Oh, just get on with it, you two!

Santa Claus: Oh. Sorry. Ahem! Stormella, what is the meaning of all this? You can't just parade in here uninvited with your...wolf gang and start wrecking the place!

Stormella: Ugh! Did I not make it clear the FIRST time, fatty? You're elves have vandalised my beautiful ice garden and I want JUSTICE!

Mrs. Claus: Now, whatever makes you think that one of OUR elves is responsible for doing something like that?

Stormella: (shows them both a certain green hat) DUH! Because I found THIS at the scene of the crime! Hello!

Santa Claus: (inspects the hat) Hmm.

Doggle: (hiding somewhere in the factory offscreen as he knew she'd find out) Uh oh. My hat.

Boone: (also hiding somewhere offscreen with Doggle) Shut up, Doggle!

Stormella: And if that wasn't enough, I also found this snowmobile filled with mail. (Uses her magic wand to bring that certain broken snowmobile into the building)

Santa Claus: (inspects the snowmobile) Hmm.

Doggle: (still hiding somewhere offscreen with Boone) See, Boone? I told ya we should've just left a note.

Boone: (still hiding somewhere offscreen with Doggle) Oh, you keep quiet or I'll close your mouth for you!

Stormella: And as it just so happens, it says right here underneath this thing that this vehicle belongs to...

Santa Claus: (interrupting) Alright, alright. No need to give away spoilers. We'll get to the bottom of this. Come on out of your hiding places, everyone. No need to be afraid.

*One by one, all the elves start to come out from their hiding places. Well...that is all except for that one elf who was hiding in that toy house. Why? Because now, he's gotten himself stuck inside and only his head is sticking out. And Boone and Doggle STILL refuse to come out from where they're hiding being the cowards they are.*

Boone: (still in their hiding spot) Way to go, Doggle. You just HAD to put our names on it, didn't you?

Doggle: (still in their hiding spot) Hey, just be thankful she didn't reveal it to everybody!

Santa Claus: Now, who WHOM does this hat and snowmobile here belong to?

Mrs. Claus: Be honest. Remember. Honesty is always the best policy.

Doggle: (runs out of the hiding spot and kneels down in front of Santa and begins breaking down in tears in his legs) ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! I ADMIT IT! IT WAS US! WE WRECKED YOUR GARDEN, STORMELLA! Oh, please, boss! Please don't let her hurt us! WE'RE TOO YOUNG TO DIE! (Continues his obnoxious crying)

Boone: (also coming out from the hiding place) It was an accident, chief! The ice was just too slippery and I lost all controls! Honest!

Stormella: (not buying their apology) Accident? Ha! Yeah, right. Always blame the ice. Oh, I'll show you both an accident alright. Step outta the way, Kringle. These two dimwits have just earned themselves two tickets to the Ice Castle.

Santa Claus: (begins getting defensive) Oh no ya don't, "Mad Madame Mim"!

Stormella: (offended) "Mad Madame Mim"? Do I LOOK that elderly to you?

Santa Claus: Uhhhhh...I don't know...maybe...possibly? Look, no one is going ANYWHERE!

Stormella: (gasps) How DARE you deny justice! You turn those two idiots over to me or I'll...I'll...I'll have no choice but to CLOSE my ice bridge to the PUBLIC!

*All the elves start murmuring to each other in the background.*

Santa Claus: I...I can't.

Stormella: Okay! That does it! All reports are in! My bridge is now OFFICIALLY closed! And if ANYONE from your village DARES to try and cross it for the most unexplained reasons, then I'll bury the North Pole with my BIGGEST snowstorm yet! I am talking hail! I am talking sleet! I am talking snow and a wind chill that'll KNOCK your thermal SOCKS off, buddy!

Santa Claus: (just stares at her unamused like he doesn't even care) So be it.

Doggle: (still holding onto Santa's legs for dear life) Well, it's not like any of us would even WANT to cross it, Ms. Stormella! I-I-I-it's just so CREEPY!

Stormella: HEY! You watch your mouth there, bub! You're lucky I'm actually letting you and the tall one off the hook and live instead of imprisoning you!

Doggle: (gulps) S-s-sorry!

Mrs. Claus: (just groans) Good day, Stormella.

*And with that, Stormella just grunts angrily to herself and STORMS (see what I did there?) out of the factory with her wolves...and her penguin...butler. Okay, why would anyone even HAVE a penguin for a butler? That's just...ODD!*

Boone: (as the front doors slam shut) Phew! I don't know how we got away with that one, Doggle, m'lad. But at least we're both safe and sound.

Doggle: Yeah. (Looks at Boone hopefully) Think we'll still get that promotion?

Boone: Right. That does it. Take it off.

*Doggle slowly removes his hat off of his head and just braces himself as Boone slaps his face with his own hat! Good old Looney Tunes slapstick thrown in there even if I do say so myself!*

(You know, I was gonna say something about how these two kind of remind me a tiny bit of a certain meerkat and warthog. But now, the more I think about it, Boone and Doggle seem to remind me more of two other idiotic human characters. Like...Jasper and Horace! Well, think about it. One's taller than the other one, the other one is slighty shorter but a little...um...overweight, the two of them together causing some kind of trouble. Yeah. It's EXACTLY like Jasper and Horace! But this leads me to wondering, are Boone and Doggle ACTUALLY Jasper and Horace turning over a new leaf and living a new life away from that maniac Cruella De Vill by taking jobs at being Santa's elves? And while we're on the subject, is Stormella REALLY Cruella De Vill trying to also live a new life that doesn't involve making fur coats out of innocent animals and has attempted to follow in the footsteps of Lars the Artist from the sequel by making statues of herself?! Could that explain why her name sounds so similar? If so, how did she learn wicked witch type magic? And how did her voice suddenly start sounding more like Shenzi's? And how did she even get there in the first place?! We may never know! This has been Rudolph/101 Dalmatians Random Fan Theories With RolePlayer48. If you've taken an interest or have a similar theory, let me know!)


*We now cut back to Stormella who is now sitting at the back of her sleigh that is being driven by her...penguin and pulled by her wolves. They're on their way back to their home. The Ice Castle.*

Stormella: (sighs) Ridley, Ridley, Ridley. Now, we wait.

Ridley: (confused) Uh...for what, madam?

Stormella: What do you mean "for what"?! It's only a matter of time before someone decides to just randomly cross my bridge just for the fun of it. And on that day, I'll be sure to blow the storm that'll put Santa out of business FOREVER! (Begins laughing maniacally) Whoo, baby! See ya, Claus! (Continues laughing)

Ridley: (starts chuckling himself)

Stormella: What are you laughin' at? Just shut up and drive, penguin!

Ridley: Uh...yes, madam. Whatever you say, madam.

*Well, off they go. Back to the place where they belong. Spoiler alert, you won't be seeing these two again for quite a while. Just thought I'd give you a heads up.*


A/N: Yeah, things are going to get interesting the closer we get to Christmas Eve in this story. Yeah, there has been times when I've made a mistake and I stressed out about it, or something goes wrong because I made a mistake.

Heck, I got stressed a lot in November due to a lot of real life stuff that just got dumped on me in a single week, and boy did I stressed out a lot that month.

Bye for now! R&R everyone!