Look, I'm not sorry. These are just a bunch of memes.
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Nigel and Varian: [arguing]
Lance: Wow. It's like watching a Book of Proverbs and a Thesaurus fight.
Eugene: [nods]
Varian, sleep deprived: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Eugene, taking the coffee pot as he walks by: What if you don't.
Quirin: Why are you drinking coffee at 10 p.m?
Varian: Time is an illusion, once you realize that you can transcend and live in bliss.
Varian: [takes a sip]
Varian: Also, I have a Demanitus scroll to translate and I haven't started yet.
Varian: "Tea is just leaf water!" "Coffee is just bean water!"
Varian: Wow, it's like everything is made of things. This door is just a wood rectangle. This poster is just ink paper. This lemonade is just lemon water. Wow, it's like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. Sure is a magical world we live in.
Eugene: The sarcasm coming from him is fatal.
Varian: Tall people: if we are walking together, please take into consideration my small legs. I can't keep up with you. Please think of my small legs, I don't want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll, you TITANS.
Eugene: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve, we don't have all day.
You can't get arrested if you file a restraining order against every single guard. -Lance at some point
Edmund: How much for the horse tornado?
Eugene: Dad, that's a carousel.
Edmund: I must have it.
Varian: So an octopus can change its color to mimic its surroundings. When octopi does this it's called-
Eugene: An octo-lie.
Varian: ... metachrosis
Eugene:
Varian:
Eugene: Mocktopus.
Eugene (or Varian): Demanitus?? I thought you were a myth!
Demanitus: You were myth-taken.
As you can see, the memes are funny and I just wanted to make you guys laugh while I work on the juicy stuff.
