Thousand (That Famous Christmas Incident)

A picture's worth a thousand words.

The picture of Ash accidentally collapsing in the center of the dessert table? At least, two hundred and fifty words if you didn't describe the cheesecake's strawberry frosting.

The picture of Gary snickering at his friend's misfortune and begging Brock 'to please send that to him if he got it on camera!'? She only needed five words: Shut up, Gary you, jerk!

The sympathetic yet laughing expression of Brock? Two words: Bigger jerk- with the added- 'You will never get a date!"

Now, the pathetic picture of her crying with cheeks beyond red from the frustrating and embarrassing attempt of almost kissing Ash underneath the mistletoe? The rest of the seven hundred and forty-three words would be regulated to the mess that was.

They were so close then the fool had to get flustered and fall into the desert table.

Ugh, this famous Christmas incident was one neither of them would live down.