Studying the patrons of the restaurant "Why am I here?" asked Raven.
"Good question," replied Tai, "You ever wonder why we're here? One of life's great mysteries, isn't it. Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence or, is there really a God... writing fan fiction with an interesting plot to entertain or just beating off? Or is it more like why did Qrow and Summer want a date night."
"I got an idea," getting up, "How about you ram that thick manroot of yours while I bend over," placing her hands onto of the table.
Shrugging his shoulders, Tai got up. Standing behind Raven, he gripped her hips getting ready to thrust forward.
"Can you two sit down?" said Summer, "People are watching."
Chuckling, "You need to relax, Summer," remarked Raven sitting down.
Looking over the menu, "Expensive, crapping food," said Qrow sipping red wine.
"You're idea to come here," said Summer drinking a pina colada.
"You need to lay off that," replied Tai, "It will make you light headed."
"You're drinking since we got here," said Raven.
"You can't get intoxicated on red wine," said Qrow, "It's used for cooking."
"That's sherry," said Tai.
"Too much pina colada," said Summer standing up, "Therefore I need to pee," heading towards the restrooms.
Menus arrived and no, Summer.
Putting her menu down, "I'll check on her," said Raven headed towards the restrooms.
Staring at Raven's butt as she walked away, "Her legs are still lovely to stare at," thought Tai.
Turning his attention onto Qrow on his fifteen glass of red wine, "Something bothering you?" asked Tai.
"I'm an eighteen year old in the prime of my sexual drive and Summer wants to get marry. She's even got our kids' names planned out and she doesn't even look eighteen."
"At least, you'll got a wedding to look forward to. Your sister's planning my funeral."
"Now, I see why my sister tells you to shut up."
Smiling, Tai witnessed the activity of the restaurant and no Summer and Raven.
"I've noticed women get undressed quicker for sex then when they go to the bathroom."
"I wouldn't know," remarked Qrow, "It seems with sex men are involved and let's check on our teammates."
Heading to the bathrooms, they find an out of order sign on the women's bathroom door.
Watching Qrow enters the men's room, Tai found the door to the women's restroom locked. Unlocking the door, he slipped inside. Turning the knobs to the faucets, the water run. Hot water. Cold water. No leaking pipes. Checking the toilets, they flushed. No leaks. Nothing wrong.
Exiting, his ears caught, "Is there a problem with the women's room?" asked an older woman.
"No, ma'am," removing the out of order sign, "It is ready to be used."
Smiling, he watched her enter the women's room then he slipped into men's room.
No Qrow. Repeating his procedure from the women's room, he made his way to the utility closet. Opening the door to find the lights were out. Searching for the light switch, he discovered himself unconscious.
