So how is everyone doing? Well, September is here and my poll is officially close. For those that didn't check it out or even voted then allow me to inform you all that the winner if Grim Adventures of Kim and Ron. It won by a good margin so that will be the first story to uploaded from the Teasers. Yes, I said first as I did plan on doing several base both on how many people like the and how much I enjoyed making them and how the chapters can get going. Grim Adventures was good fun as I will admit we already have at least 5 chapters already completed and ready to edits. The rest will be a combination of likes and how I like them. I got a few of the teasers already with full chapters and some with two or more. But I will not spoil which stories they are but you will be expecting Grim Adventures very soon.

Now the beginning info is out of the way we can get to the teaser itself. It came to me when a friend suggested the series to me and it was good. Like really, really good. I'm talking how the hell did I miss this good. But what series you ask; that would be spoiling it. Unless you skipped this and see already but I checked a few stories of this and some crossover and I found no one idea like this has been done so I got started. Fans of the series I hope I did it justice but you will either tell me its good or start a mob out for blood XD. No more stalling and see what I mean. So here…we…go.

Of Gods and the One Eye Demon

Luke Castellan was having the strangest of dreams. He was on the new Mt. Olympus, the home of the gods…and it was burning. Flames were everywhere and buildings were crumbling down. Gardens were in ruins and temples were nothing but rubble. Even the large palace where the Olympians house and meet were in the worst condition. To most this would be a nightmare but to Luke this was a dream. He stared in awe as the home of the gods was in ruins. He remembered when he talked with Thalia about how they wish the gods were over thrown, how the very Mountain should be destroyed. Ever since her death the anger in his heart has grown and the very thought of seeing the gods themselves tomorrow, acting like they did nothing wrong when they cause no much pain to their very children and subjects. That was when he heard a voice. It was dark, gravely yet held power. "Yes. This is what you desire. You wish to make them pay, to make them feel that torture they gave to others."

Luke just nodded. The voice then spoke again as a dark smoke appeared before it. It twists and distorted, causing Luke to shiver looking into it. "I can help you. Work with me and together we can-" the voice however was cut off by something. Another voice that took Luke by surprise.

"Mind if I cut you off there for a second bub?"

Luke looked around for this new voice as it took him by surprise. It was a higher pitch, seem to echo as if two voices were speaking together and strangely sound like it was also being heard through a speaker. The first voice then said, "How dare you"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the voice said as a figure appear next to the smoke. Luke could tell it was male but dressed strangely. The male was short, floating in the air but smaller than he was, more near Annabeth's height. He wore a gold color suit and coat with black pants and rubber black boots. He wore long black leather gloves and wore a small bowtie and a black top hat. The figure has short blond hair and he wore a gold mask that covered his face that twist and swirled before it ended in the center where his right eye was. Instead of a normal pupil the eye was a solid white with a single black slit for an eye. Luke found the stranger more inhuman then the smoke and at first thought Luke figured he was a god but he didn't give the feeling of one. In fact, the figure didn't give any sort of feeling at all. As if he wasn't there. The man looked at the smoke, "No one cares what you have to say. In fact, no one want to hear you." The man reached into the smoke and seem to be looking for something.

"HOW DARE YOU! I SH-" the voice was cut off though from the trashing and rapid movements showed it was greatly angered.

The man gave the impression he was smirking as he pulled a small wisp of smoke from the larger body, "There we go. That took even less evert then I usually use to do that. Being chopped into many pieces makes it so much easier to remove a person's mouth." He tossed the smoke over his shoulder and held up his hand ready to snap his fingers, "Have fun trying to order your minions around. Now get lost."

And then the figure snapped his finger and the smoke vanished with a cartoonish pop. The figured turned his attention to Luke, "Luke Castellan, the scared heart. Just the guy I wanted to see."

Luke blinked at this, "who are you? And how do you know my name?"

The man giggled mused, "Oh kid, I know lots of things." The man leaned closer and repeated, his voice deeper and more intense. "Lots, Of, Things." As he said this his masked changed as if it was a television screen, images flashing on it, too fast for Luke to make any sense of them really. The man leaned back and floated around Luke, "But how rude of me. I forgot to introduce myself. The name's…"

Luke waited but the man didn't say anything. "What is your name?" he repeated.

The man chuckled, "Sorry, I forgot your tiny human mind can't comprehend my true name. My native language is way too advance but the closets translation for my name is Cipher. I also go by Bill."

Luke gave him a deadpan look, "Bill Cipher?" he shook his head, "So Bill what are you? A god?"

Bill laughed, holding his sides as he floated onto his back "A god? Kid like I would ever demote myself to the position of a god." This got Luke's attention and Bill knew it, "What I am is something way beyond a god. I am one of the three most powerful beings in all the dimensions."

Luke blinked, "What?"

Bill gave the feeling he was being smug, "it'd be too long and boring to give you a history lesson on the creations myths so here's the important part. There are three beings that are the most powerful and each one has a status and side of power. One is the being of Darkness, evil, yatta yatta, yatta. One is the being of Light, good, and also yatta, yatta, yatta. And then there's me; the being of Chaos. Neither good nor evil just pure chaotic fun. Personally I think I'm the best one."

Luke gave him a look, not believing him. This was something too good to be true and the fact none of them knew of this from their lessons or by the gods. "I know what you're thinking," Bill said getting his attention again, "'Too good to be true' right? 'The gods wouldn't hide something like this' right? The thing is they barely know of us. And if it wasn't for the fact we really live in another dimension and rarely influence here than they would know next to nothing."

Luke narrowed his eyes, "So three beings so powerful they can easily take on the gods. Why just three?"

Bill rolled his visible eye, "three is the magic number, scared heart." He vanished and reappeared right by Luke and pulled three ghostly imaged from out of nowhere "The heart, the brain and the soul/body?" he snapped his fingered and a large triangle appeared around them, "Every triangle has three corners, every triangle has three sides. No more no less." Another snap and everything else vanished, "Like I said, three's the magic number."

Luke scowled, "Okay I get it. Why are you here anyways?"

Bill floated around and spread his arms to show the scene of the chaos and destruction around them, "Kid I like what I see. And while I can so do better I feel this can easily become a reality."

Luke's eyes went wide before he tried to school his looks, "Explain."

Bill appeared next to Luke and wrapped an arm around his shoulder, "Here's the thing. You want the downfall of the power hungry big heads that call themselves gods and I want to be the one to do it." He released Luke and turned in front of him, "So I'm going to help you."

Luke narrowed his eyes, "What's in it for you?"

Bill chuckled, "Well I am bound by my own set of rules but I know a way around them. But I'll help you with this and in return you can help me with something I've been working on. We can work out the details later."

Luke narrowed his eyes thinking. He wasn't sure about this but the fact he was insane enough and more than powerful enough to help him made it very tempting. But if it got him towards making the gods pay then he was willing to help Bill out. He held out his hand "Deal."

Bill Cipher gave the feeling he was beaming as he held out his hand which lit on fire with a blue flame. Before Luke could react Bill grabbed his hand and the deal was made. The flames traveled up his arm but he didn't feel anything. In fact, his arm and body glowed blue before Bill released him. Luke stared at him and asked, "Okay what do we have to do?"

"You're going to visits that mountain of their tomorrow with the other campers right?" Bill asked, "I'll meet with you there. Trust me this is going to be big." Bill then floated upward and a glowing spear that sparked appeared around him and then spoke rapidly, "Remember; reality's an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold. Bye!"

The Master of Chaos vanished with a flash of light forcing Luke to cover his eyes. Suddenly Luke shot awake, breathing heavily. He looked around the cabin to see everyone else was still asleep. Luke laid back down wondering what he saw was real. As he closed his eyes he didn't notice a seal on the wall above his bed. It was a wheel with strange and random item and in the center was a being that looked like a triangle or pyramid with a top hat and bowtie and one eye in the center.


That's right folks Bill Cipher in the world of Percy Jackson! Tell me that isn't awesome! I call it Percy Jackson and the Gravity Falls. So in this story Bill will be the one that helps/pushes Luke to his plans, goals and dreams to punish the gods and he will be the main villain. For Bill himself I will explain. My buddy Wolf didn't really like how he was mostly human but I have seen many different fan-art of the one eye demon having a human form and some were good and some were creepy. Here I went with a different approach. I gave him a human shape but not truly human. He showed now skin and like Luke explained he did not feel human or a god. And that Tobi style yellow mask doesn't help much either. But don't worry when he gets his true form he will be the yellow triangle we all know and love.

Speaking of Gravity Falls we all love they will also be included. It will take time to get there but we will see the shack, both Pine Twins and all the others and just so you know…they will be half-bloods. I won't say who but they will all make sense.

Also the wheel I have changed it slightly with Percy Jackson being added. Dipper Mable and some others are the same but Percy Annabeth and some others as well are in it. They all got their symbols and what they are will be reveled but I think you can guess one of them. Wow this feels like more me talking then a story, but who cars with an idea like this. So is this good or should start hiding my location and build a bunker. Tell me in the reviews and see if this becomes real. So to sign off with words of insanity. Remember; reality's an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold. Bye!