Prologue

Bella intergrated well into my world and my family. She once called it a little tribe. She, Alice, and Rosalie got along really well and formed a strong bond over teaching her everything she needed to know. They were also protective of her, never leaving her alone for long in a store or something like that. My brothers too, they and my sisters went beserk when a stranger tried to hit on her.

That was no longer an issue when we got married, a few months after leaving her tribe.

I showed her everything a woman her age would already know, which included food, clothing, music, and alcohol. The only music she heard where the meditation kind; the instruments and nature sounds were similar to the rainforest. Though it was a struggle to get used to the layers of clothing it was normal to wear, she did it because she liked the idea that a couple saw their bodies for the first time on their wedding night. She was very careful at home, our home, so that our wedding night was extra special.

Our relationship evolved and now we were like every other couple, kissing, hugging. As for alcohol, she was curious about it when she saw me drink beer when I took her out to meet my friends from my old job. I had quit before going to the rainforest. I ordered a sweet white wine, since it's taste was similar to grape juice and I figured it woud be a better first drink than beer, and she liked it; she thought the after burn was 'fun'. She still wanted to try what I was drinking. How she scrunched her face, like a baby who bit into a lemon, was so adorable I nearly died. Because her liver was very 'pure' I only allowed her another mouthful of wine before having it taken away.

I was horrified when I found out my sisters took her to a strip club. Then I was hysterically laughing, holding a 'sleepy' Bella in my arms, when they told me she was actually bored. She only sat there drinking white wine, not understanding what the big deal was. It was so Bella, and so like my bachlor party. I was the designated driver instead of 'sleepy'. My sisters had brought her back before midnight because Bella's two glasses of wine was her cut off point and they were drinking too.

Our wedding was a destination wedding but not in the rainforest, in italy. Needless to say our honeymoon was utter bliss. Now that we were married we got started and registering Bella as a citizen.

About Tanya: we agreed to never see each other again, my daughters and I too. They were absolutely and utterly infected with Tanya's poison and dared to call Bella a 'savage'. That was just unforgivable. And like Tanya they only saw me as a money bag, not their father.

Bella was soon pregnant and we took the opportunity to go visit our tribe. It wouldn't be safe for the baby if we brought him or her as a newborn. Everyone was extremely happy. It was a little sad though because Lorent had passed away. On the bright side, Mika and Yeka, Lorin and Tilar were married. Our family insisted on coming so they got to experience what I did. Emmett waltzed around naked, taking advantage of the situation. The rest of us, including Bella, did not.

It was a shock to them, seeing a 'flock' of white people.

By the time our daughter Dove was one years old, Bella was a citizen and nurse, and I volunteered, working alongside James, traveled as a motivational speaker and went back to college to go into game design.


Life has been really good. Really good.

Bella and I had nine children now, in the ten years after Dove was born. We go to the rainforest every year for the 'new year'. The kids absolutely loved the 'wild' side of the family. The down side was that when we got back, they ran around the house naked and refused to bathe. Another upside was that they loved their fruit and vegetables.

"I wouldn't change my life for anything of the world." Bella said.

I thank my bad luck for bringing me to Bella. Just when I thought everything was falling apart, things were really falling into place.

AN: I wrote this because I love the show Tribal Wives and wanted to write an 'episode' as Edward. I don't know how well I did but I hope it didn't suck. 10,000 words isn't so bad.

The Bella version won't happen the same way I think. I think it would be better if it was a time wormhole sort of thing, like INUYASHA

Thanks for reading and I hope it was an easy, enjoyable binge read!