A/N: Welcome to the second part of Royal Pain. I think I already gave you a description of what happens in this chapter, so let's get started. One last time, Wally.

Prince Wally: Maeph93 does not own Kim Possible. He only owns the OCs. Thank goodness he doesn't own my nation, otherwise, I'd actually have to do work.


Kim heard back from Wade the next night. Wade informed Kim that the website mentioned something about a tapestry. Kim snapped her fingers, recalling the tapestry she found in the castle. With her dad's help, as well as the help of Prince Wallace, Kim and Mr. Dr. Possible stood in a laboratory with the tapestry on the wall. Kim suspected there might be a hidden clue in the tapestry and wanted to test that theory.

"All right, Kimmie, we're ready to run the sequence," Mr. Dr. Possible stated, his safety goggles and lab coat already on his person.

"Great!" Kim exclaimed as she put on her safety goggles. "Thanks for letting me use your lab, Dad."

"Hey! What's federal funding for?" Mr. Dr. Possible joshed as he increased the luminosity on the control panel and pushed a button. A camera bot with ultraviolet light lowered itself to eye level and started to observe the tapestry. "See anything?"

"Nothing yet," Kim admitted. The camera bot continued to observe the tapestry. As the camera bot's light examined the leaf-like symbol on the tapestry, sparkles emanated from the object, prompting Kim to hold her glove up. "Hold up. There's something there. Can you widen the beam?"

Mr. Dr. Possible said he could and widened the beam. The sparkles remained up there, but words were clearly visible on the tapestry now. Kim read aloud, "Awaiting the light of a full harvest moon, Rodeghan's foe will soon face his doom. In the shadow of the palace, we shall not be deterred. The monarchy ends with Wallace the third." Kim paused, reflecting on the statement. "Wally is still in trouble."

A curse word escaped Mr. Dr. Possible's mouth, prompting a raised eyebrow from Kim. Sure, Wally was lazy, but it was Kim's job to protect him. "Looks like we get him for one more week."

"Yeah," Kim mumbled absently as the lights to the lab turned back on and obscured the prophecy.

"I'm sure whatever the threat is, you have it handled," Mr. Dr. Possible assured. "It seems as if something else is on your mind. Care to talk about it?"

Kim snapped her gloves off, turned, and sat down on a chair. Looking to her dad, she let out an exasperated sigh. "I've been running for class president at school. Ron was initially my campaign manager, but he backed out of being my campaign manager. Now he's running Wally's campaign." Kim promptly threw her hands up in the air. "Ron ditched me! He said it was a conflict of interest. Also, someone showed up at my school. I think he's going to be starting school soon."

Mr. Dr. Possible nodded in understanding as he sat in the chair next to Kim. "A he, huh? Do I need to give you the talk?"

Kim's cheeks flushed the color of her hair. "Dad! No! It's not the time for that, and besides, I don't think he's my type. He has blue hair, which I don't know what to make of, but I – anyways, I never figured out his name. He seemed to know Ron. Where they met, though, I don't know."

"Well, bring him over for dinner or something. I'll try and reserve my critical judgment until I know him. Did you know that Dr. Ramesh considered dyeing his hair in college?"

Kim admitted that she did not and told her dad to continue. She frowned as something occurred to her. "Wait. You're being kind to a guy that might one day be my friend. Who are you and what have you done with my dad?"

Mr. Dr. Possible gave a smile before he answered, "Hey, he's got to be better than Wally." The two of them burst out in laughter.


Ron Stoppable needed to do one thing before he could join Wally and Rufus on the Middleton Golf course. He needed to contact Sensei once again. Contacting Sensei now meant that it was around noon in Japan now.

What surprised Ron when he flew his aura to Japan was how freeing it felt. He had not noticed it the first time, possibly because Ron had other thoughts on his mind, primarily the election and Wally and Andrew's visit to the golf course, which evidently didn't pan out. He had apologized to Andrew about the event and told him to crash at his house, stating that the parents only visited once or twice every six months.

"Sensei, do you have a moment to talk?" Ron questioned.

Sensei was in the middle of training his students when Ron asked the question. Turning to one of his more experienced students, Hirotaka, Sensei instructed Hirotaka to take over and headed to the temple. Ron followed and once the two were alone from passerby, Sensei told Ron to start talking.

"I need a favor. I come from a future where Ki – uh, someone found Yono and used his powers. What I'm saying is, from where I'm from, Yono is alive."

Sensei didn't even blink, show any reaction whatsoever. Ron felt pride swell up inside of him as he knew Sensei would handle the situation. Not having to worry about Yono relieved a great deal of pressure off Ron's shoulder.

"Will you do me a favor and have your ninjas stop staking Kim's and my house?" Ron inquired. He paused. "Actually, just stop staking out my house. Nothing ever goes on there."

"Except for a man with blue hair entering and leaving your house," Sensei pointed out.

"That's actually part of the favor. Any chance you keep records of deceased Yamanuchi students?"

Sensei frowned. "Yes. Why?"

Ron headed out of the restroom and met up with Wally and Rufus. Wally seemed as if he wanted to make a comment about the length of time that Ron was gone for, but decided against it. The two didn't say a lot during the first five holes. As they approached the sixth hole, dubbed Old Faithful, Ron decided it was time to start talking.

"Your Highness, maybe we've pushed the royal angle too much."

Wally gasped in mock horror. "Bite your tongue!"

"Okay, sure. Being a prince is how you got the voter's attention, but now, they actually to like you," Ron admitted.

"As a person?" Wally and Ron burst out in momentary laughter. The ground shook and the sound of a train reached Ron's ears. The temperature on the thermometer rose and suddenly a geyser of water shot out from the ground, scaring Wally and causing him to jump into Ron's arm. On instinct, Ron caught him and then set Wally down.

"Look, I get that that might have scared you, but don't ever try that again, otherwise I'm throwing you down a hill," Ron warned.

Wally glanced at Ron and saw his serious expression. "Okay." A pause. "Where is that caddy?"

Rufus mumbled to himself as he dragged the golfing clubs up the mountain. Ron had promised to make it up to Rufus, saying that the next Bueno Nacho order was his. Prince Wally grabbed the golf ball out of his pant's pocket, set it on the ground, set up his shot, and fired. The sphinx's eyes lit up, indicating a hole in one.

Or at least, it should have been. The ball magically rolled backward, Ron frowning as he tried to remember why that might be. As Wally walked forward and demanded a do-over, Ron looked up at the sky. The full moon. Of course.

The sphinx's statue suddenly exploded in a blinding light and one of the two Rodeghan knights jumped at them. He landed in a stance, but before the knight could move, Kim jumped down from somewhere and crouched in front of Knight Number 1.

"I cannot allow you to smash my presidential opponent," Kim stated, pointing her finger at the knight. Before the knight could do anything, Kim kicked the knight in the side of the leg with a low sweep kick, prompting him to fall a few feet back.

"Oh, thank goodness you've arrived!" Wally breathed, grabbing ahold of Kim's shoulder. "Does this mean I can leave?"

Kim pointed to a second knight who was charging at Prince Wally. Ron, even though he already knew there was a second knight, turned and screamed at the baton the knight wielded. "Agh! A pointy ball stick!" The baton ended up being no ordinary baton, as it shot lasers at Ron, Wally, and Kim. "Aaaagh! Laser pointy ball stick!" He, Wally, and Kim avoided the laser fire rather easily – the knights must be a crap shot – and made it to the top of the mountain. However, the first knight was already there and the two knights circled the three of them like a lion stalking prey.

"Awaiting the light of a full harvest moon…" the first knight began.

"Rodeghan's foe will soon face his doom. In the shadow of the palace, it will not be deterred. The monarchy ends with Wallace the third," the two knights recited.

Wally glanced at the knight that stared down at him and crawled away. "Well, as you know, I am known far and wide as Wally, so surely…"

A bo staff hit the ground right in front of him, the knight clearly fed up with Wallace's excuses. Not that Ron could blame him. However, before the knight had a chance to grab Wally, Kim's grappling hook ensnared his arm and shouted, "Leave him alone!"

"You didn't say please," Ron sing-songed.

"This is none of your concern, little girl!" the knight snapped, pulling back on the rope and sending Kim flying forward onto the ground.

Ron stared down the situation as any strategic fighter would. There were three of them and two knights, both of whom wielded weapons. All of them were weaponless say for the golf clubs. As much as Ron wanted to go to town on the knights with just a pair of golf clubs, he knew what was needed at him. Calling out to Kim, Ron threw one of the golf clubs like a boomerang, which Kim caught in midair. While Kim went to fight the knights by herself, Ron headed to the next hole where the Mini Titanic was perched upon the top of a mountain.

Even though he was focused on his mission, Ron managed to watch Kim use her grappling hook to scale up the tree. The first knight was not able to move out of the way in time as his partner's laser baton thingy hit him instead.

"Be careful with that thing!" Knight number 1 called from the ground. Knight number 2 apologized. "Now, about you." The knight lifted Wally by the hem of his shirt and listened to Wally begging for his life.

While the two knights were busy paying attention to Wally, Ron and Rufus were putting their back into moving the Mini Titanic. Ron's back ached, but he pushed himself forward. He couldn't help but say fittingly, "The Titanic is going down...again!" With that, the Mini Titanic rolled down the hill and plowed through the two knights. Normally, that'd be the end of the story, but one of the knights lifted the Titanic as if it was paper and threw it to the side. Stupid cartoon logic.

One of the knights approached Wally who started to beg for his life once again. Luckily, Kim was there to save Wally. With her cheerleading skills, Kim managed to land on top of the windmill. The two knights looked to each other in confusion and then up at the windmill. "The prophecy never mentioned anything about a girl," Knight 1 said.

"Prophecy, shmophecy," Kim said.

In response, the knight used his bo staff to pole vault himself up onto the windmill. Kim hopped down onto the spinning windmill and let gravity do its work. She landed a solid shot on the knight, which sent him flying off the windmill and landed hard on the ground next to his partner.

"Maybe you should rethink your career choice!" Kim shouted.

The second knight looked to the first with worry in his eyes. "Reggie?"

All he got in response was a groan.

"That's it! No more Mr. Nice Knight!" Knight number 2 snapped. The knight brought his baton behind his head and then aimed at the windmill, destroying it in one shot. Thinking he had gotten rid of Kim Possible, the knight boasted, "All too easy."

Kim managed to jump just in time and found herself on the Leaning Tower of Piza. She thanked the lucky stars the tower was close by, otherwise, she would have gone splat. Kim cried out as she kept steady, dangling between the ground and the top of the tower.

Kim's cry alerted the knight and he strolled over to Kim's form. "Give it up, girl!" the knight said.

Kim heard the ground shaking and the sound of the train. Having been on the golf course more than a few times, she knew Old Faithful was about to let loose. With any luck, the water would rise right as the knight walked back. Kim jumped off the building, did some flips, and landed off to the side of where a geyser of water would hopefully spout up in time.

"We don't want you. We only want the prince," the knight continued.

At that moment, the geyser of water shot out of the ground, right where the knight was standing. Kim stared up in delight as the knight shot several feet off the ground and fell down hard, unconscious.

"Old Faithful, indeed," Kim noted.

A short time later, the police approached the golf course and led the handcuffed knights into the back of a police cruiser. Officer Hobble wrote information on his notepad down as Kim told the story as to what happened.

"So you expect me to believe that these knights came to Middleton Mini Golf to carry out some kind of ancient prophecy type deal?" Officer Hobble said dubiously to the two teens.

"Officer Hobble, sir, I can't make this stuff up!" Kim vowed.

Ron had a feeling he knew what the officer was going to say, but he asked anyway. "Did you get the part about me in there?"

"Vandalism to the Mini Titanic?!"

Ron shrugged. "What about it?"

Officer Hobble's eyes raised behind the sunglasses and he gave Ron his full attention. "What about it? Well, for one, it's property damage. You could be charged for a felony."

Ron rolled his eyes and thought about getting snippy with the officer. However, Ron somehow refrained. "I understand, but Kim and I, we're the city's superheroes. We're like Batman and Superman. You wouldn't charge Superman for vandalism for doing his job, would you? Look, I understand you're doing your job, but Kim and I are doing ours as well. Please, let us do ours."

Much to Ron's shock, Officer Hobble nodded imperceptibly and left. Ron stood frozen in shock, unsure what just happened. He barely heard Kim ask him if he was ready to go. Shaking his head to clear the confusion, Ron told Kim he was coming and followed her home. On his way out, Ron wondered if he should talk to Sensei about what happened. He shook his head. Surely, it was a fluke. Right?


A week later, everyone was gathered in the auditorium again. Prince Wallace had made the trip to hear the announcement on how his son did in the election. Ron didn't know how he did it, but he somehow managed to convince Tara to vote for Kim. That gave him the opportunity to vote for Brick Flagg. Ron knew people expected him to vote for Kim, but images of Kim the Yono's tyranny prevented Ron from choosing her. And that was absolutely no chance Ron was voting for Wally.

At present, Ron, Kim, Wally, and Brick sat in four chairs behind Mr. Barkin. Mr. Barkin stood on a platform with a microphone and was looking at a piece of paper, which held the results for the Class President."That's two votes for Kim Possible, one vote for Brick Flagg, and 997 for Prince Wally!" Mr. Barkin announced amidst a roar of applause from the students.

"You had my vote, Dude!" Brick slapped Wally on the shoulder. "Way to go."

A bummed out Kim looked to Ron who, like last time, said, "The guy has leadership experience. He's very good at giving orders."

Wally stood up from his seat and with a smug smile, he said, "Well, this was an invigorating race."

"It sure was," Kim deadpanned.

"Before I forget, we have a new student. He was originally born in Japan, but he migrated to the states at an early age. Please give a warm Mad Dog Welcome to Andelu "Andrew" Cheng Shen."

So this was the new student. Andrew Shen, Kim mused. As Kim observed the newest student, she saw Ron shaking his head in disappointment. Something was up, Kim just wasn't sure what.

"I decided that after you retire, I would like to run for president of our land," Wally decided.

Kim perked up at that announcement. Wally was running for president of his land. "Huh?"

"Presidents don't get to wear the day coat with the ermine trim," Prince Wallace pointed out.

Wally's smile dropped for a moment as he reminisced about the fancy ermine trim. However, Wally realized that sacrifices must be made, as the contest showed him that democracy is fun-diggity.

Prince Wallace's eyes widened as he realized what this meant. "Democracy?! But that means no more kings!"

Ron's eyes widened, even though he knew the prophecy was true all along. He had known a long time before Wally even arrived in Middleton. "The prophecy! "The monarchy ends with Wallace the Third"! It came true!"

"So it has," Prince Wallace said.

Kim smiled, relieved that Wally wasn't going to be staying anymore. "Cool! Now you can go home and show the democracy thing."

Wally shook his head proudly. "No, Kim, I've decided to stay in Middleton and finish my term as class president. It's a magnificent burden."

Great, Kim thought. Just great.


A/N: Truth be told, I'm not sure where I want to go with this now that these two episodes are over. I'm leaning for the next episode to be Pain King vs Cleopatra or Attack of the Killer Bebes. Personally, the latter sounds the more fun out of the two. As things are a work in progress, I'm going to wait until later to give you the list of upcoming episodes. Until then, Ron's advice is just to marinade in the comfort of your home. Later!