A/N: Welcome to my first chapter of the New Year. Our favorite green-skinned villains make an appearance one after the other. I know you're confused as to why Bonnie has not shown up the past couple of chapters, but I promise you she will be back shortly. In the meantime, there's a mistaken identity crisis coming up for you to read, so let's get things underway.

Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible. I only own the OCs, one of whom made her only appearance in the prologue.


"Wade, what is this thing?" Kim asked as she turned the robotic hand this way and that, letting the Kimmunicator scan her hand.

Wade typed rapidly into his computer and leaned back when he saw the results. "Cutting edge nanotechnology. The cybertronic circuitry is controlled by some biometric parameters." A phone ringing in the distance had Wade excusing himself. "I better get this. It might be the lab."

As it turns out, it was one of Wade's friends wanting chocolate. Kim shook the robotic hand as she said, "Back to me. Wade, I need to get this off before Monique's party."

"You're not going trick-or-treating with Ron this year?"

"Nope," Kim said, popping the letter 'p'.

"Kimmie, we're going!" Mr. Dr. Possible called.

"Have fun with Andrew!" Mrs. Dr. Possible called.

"I will!" At that remark, the bracelet extended itself up her arm. "Wade!"

"You just lied to your parents," Wade said in shock, never thinking that Kim would lie.

"I know, they think I'm going with Ron, but I'm really going to Monique's party! I know it's all very bad, I already feel awful okay?" Kim asked, ready to start pulling at her hair.

"No Kim, I meant, that's what triggered it. When you lied, it grew."

Kim didn't understand that. "What?"

Typing a few more things into his computer, Wade turned to Kim and said, "It looks like some kind of armor. Grows by itself. The biometric parameters must have to do with stress! In battle, when a soldier is in danger and stressed out, the armor would kick in."

"Wade, I wore this thing during a fight with Shego, Drakken, and Killigan, and nothing happened," Kim admitted.

"You must be more stressed out when you're lying than when you're fighting. Way to go, Pinocchio."


"Are you all right, hon?" Mr. Dr. Possible questioned as he parked the car across the street from the haunted house.

"I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be?" Mrs. Dr. Possible asked as she undid her seatbelt and exited the car.

"You've just been awfully quiet," Mr. Dr. Possible noted.

Mrs. Dr. Possible didn't say anything as they waited in line for the guests to start arriving. "I'm just a bit bummed out. One of the nurses performed a second heart surgery on a girl earlier yesterday and everything went well, but she won't wake up. I'm worried she won't wake up," she confessed.

"I hope she does," Dr. Possible said, which earned him a kiss. When people started showing up in line, the two separated from each other and people gave Mrs. Dr. Possible tickets.

"Thank you. Enjoy. Thank you. Enjoy. Thank you…"

"Do you dare face the Scare for Care House of Horror?" Mr. Dr. Possible asked in a vampiric voice, momentarily blocking the viewers from entering. In return, he earned cheers from the viewers. "Then enter at your own risk."

"Thank you. Enjoy. Thank you. Enjoy. Thank you…"

Unbeknownst to the Possible family, behind the House of Horror, Drakken and Shego were preparing themselves to make a scene. "All right. Try to blend in," Drakken ordered.

"No problem," Shego said as she slipped a mask over her eyes.

Drakken grunted. "You're just trying to annoy me, aren't you?"


At Monique's house, Monique watched as Josh Mankey and his band, coincidentally all wearing pirate costumes, set up for the party. The ringing of her doorbell had her smiling as Monique approached the door and opened it. It was Kim, not to Monique's surprise. "Kim, you're just in time," Monique greeted as she let her eyes wander over toward Josh Mankey.

"Avast, ye scurvy knave," Kim greeted as she approached Josh who was setting up the microphone with a plastic hook on one hand.

"What?" Josh asked, pretending not to understand Kim's words.

"That was pirate talk, 'cause you're a pirate and I'm a total dork."

"No, I got it. I'm just playing you," Josh admitted.

Kim laughed, although it lacked meaning. "Good one."

"What are you supposed to be anyway?" Josh inquired as he examined the robotic hand inside the princess costume.

"Oh, the Princess...inator."

"Ah, right on!" Josh leaned back against the microphone and commented about the Scare For Care Haunted House and how he visited every year, as it was a good cause. Josh mentioned going after his set and asked if Kim wanted to go.

"Yes! But I can't. I told them I, uh…" Kim trailed off, unsure what to say to avoid meeting up with her parents.

"Told them what?"

"It doesn't matter," Kim assured, lying through her teeth yet again. The bracelet covered her other arm.

"Woah!" Josh exclaimed as he looked over Kim's shoulder at the robot hand that showed up out of nowhere.

"State-of-the-art costume, huh? Be right back." Kim hurried over and after a quick discussion with Monique, headed to the bathroom to hide.


Liz Scott knew she was too old for trick-or-treating. Her parents knew she was too old for trick-or-treating. Heck, even her cheerleader friends knew she was too old for trick-or-treating. However, Liz Scott went because she wanted to see Andrew. Something about him piqued her interest enough to want to walk around Middleton to see if she could spot him. She didn't want to wear anything, so she just put on her cheer costume. It took longer than she would have liked, but Liz spotted Andrew forty-five minutes later. Like before, Andrew wore the daffodil costume that he wore at school.

"Andrew," Liz called.

Andrew met Liz's gaze and frowned. "Liz, what are you doing here?"

Liz didn't have a chance to answer, as a Scottish-sounding voice cried out, "I've come to claim what's mine!"

Liz turned around and spotted a burly man rocking a beard dressed in a kilt and carrying golf clubs. Not to her surprise, a kid giggled and claimed that the man was wearing a skirt. The man retorted that it was a kilt.

"Whatever," the kid said as she and the rest of the kids left, leaving only Liz and Andrew with the Scottish man.

"Some kids can be cruel," Liz commented, feeling sympathy for the man.

"Not as cruel as I, Mrs. Possible. So tell me, where is the Centurion Project?" he demanded as he stopped right in front of Liz.

"What's the...Centurian Project?" Liz asked, taking little note that Andrew had moved right beside her.

"Don't play daft with me, lassie!" the man shouted. "Where is the Centurion project?!"

Andrew grabbed Liz's wrist and stood in front of her, almost protectively. "Listen, Duff, this isn't Kim. She doesn't know her." His sharp glare cut off Liz's retort.

"Hold on!" Duff ordered. "Kim told me she was going with you." He pointed to Andrew as he said that.

"She lied. She's going to the Scare for Care Haunted House thing."

"Oh, more trick-or-treaters," the man who had just given Andrew candy exclaimed happily as he stepped back to grab more candy. He handed both Liz and Duff a piece of candy. "Piece of advice. The girl costume works better without the beard."

"I'm no girl!" Duff shouted.


"Ron! So glad you could make it," Mrs. Dr. Possible greeted as she went to hug him. "How was the trick-or-treating?"

"Short," Ron confessed. "Nice to see you too, Mr. and Mrs. Dr. Possible. Who is that over there?"

Mrs. Dr. Possible followed Ron's line of sight and smiled at the sight of her sons having fun with the latex human. "That's just Mr. Cadaver. The boys love him."

Ron nodded and waited until after Mrs. Dr. Possible let the next person enter the Haunted House. Almost immediately after that, Dr. Drakkn jumped out from his hiding spot and confronted Mrs. Dr. Possible. "Hah!"

"Dr. Drakken!" Mrs. Dr. Possible gasped.

"Hah!" Duff Killagan greeted.

"The bearded lady!" Mr. Dr. Possible exclaimed in delight.

"I'm no a lady. I'm Duff Killigan!" Duff shouted, irritated that everyone thought he was a girl. Seriously, had people even seen the Scotts?

The Possible adults listened as Duff and Drakken revealed they were here to get the Centurian Project back from Kim Possible. Shego then demanded to know where Kim Possible was.

"Okay, seriously, what's the Centurian Project?" a female voice asked.

Ron's eyes frowned, unsure what Liz was doing here, as she had not gone to the Haunted House thing in the last timeline. "Liz? What are you doing here?"

"We aren't here by choice, I can tell you that," Andrew piped up as he walked over to the group, holding up a hand to show that he and Liz were cuffed together.

"No, no, no," Ron mumbled. "This is all wrong! It's not how –"

"Wait, Andrew?" Mrs. Dr. Possible said. "She told me she was going trick-or-treating with you."

"She lied," Ron stated bluntly. "I was really hoping I was wrong about that."

Thunder rumbled off in the distance as Mr. Dr. Possible stepped forward and glanced at the sky. "Kimberly Anne Possible, wherever you are, you are in BIG trouble!"


In Monique's bathroom, Kim stared in the mirror and tried to convince herself she was okay. "Get it together. This is way out of hand. Those lies were tiny. Teeny tiny. Yeah."

There was a knock on the bathroom door and Kim opened it to see Monique, Josh, and most of the other guests. "Kim, you okay?" Monique asked.

"There's absolutely nothing wrong," Kim assured. It was at that instant that the armor expanded and ripped her princess costume off. In the span of a minute, Kim was head to toe in body armor. A pair of cannons appeared on each shoulder and headguard – typically worn by wrestlers – covered her head.

"Good thing it's Halloween because that outfit is scary," Monique said, unsure of what to say after the show.

"So...what are you again?" Josh inquired.

"A stinking liar trapped in high-tech battle armor," Kim deadpanned.

Monique's phone buzzed right as Kim's body buzzed, the Kimmunicator somewhere in the armor. "Uh, Kim, Drakken and Shego are at the Haunted House," Monique called after she read the text.

"Great!" Kim cried in frustration. "Hmm…" She looked to her battle suit, an idea coming to mind.


"I am an infamous villain bent on global conquest and I demand –" Drakken began.

"Oh, stick a sock in it!" Duff Killigan interrupted as he held his own megaphone speaker. "It is I, Duff Killigan, the worlds most dangerous golfer."

"I think I can believe that," Liz mumbled, turning away when Drakken approached Duff.

"So you really expect me to believe that Kim Possible, the Kim Possible, lied?" Shego questioned.

"I worry what happens next," Ron confessed, making no effort to fight Shego at the moment. "I worry about what happens next. Sure, it starts with a few lies, but soon, our little Kim sinks deeper and deeper. How low will she go? What kind of inhuman monster will she become?"

"Apparently, a cybertronic one," Mr. Dr. Possible noted as he looked to the sky.

Kim, clad in a cybertronic battle suit, came flying down from the sky and landed next to the group of villains, family, friends, and others.

"Whoa!" Liz and Andrew echoed as they stared at Kim's outfit. Drakken and Killigan walked up in awe at what they were seeing.

"The Centurian Project," Drakken breathed, his eyes never leaving the scientific sight. "It's amazing!"

"All that came out of that wee bracelet?" Killigan wondered.

"Step away from the happy Halloweeners and surrender now," Kim ordered.

"Killigan!" Shego barked as she jumped forward and lit up her fists with green plasma. "Let's see how much punishment the Centurion project can take."

"I'm with you, lassie," Duff said as he unsheathed a golf club, dropped a golf ball on the ground, and swung at Kim. "Fore!"

Kim caught the golfball in her arms and closed her fist, the golfball exploding. Liz noticed and turned to Andrew. "Was that –?"

"An exploding golfball, yes," Andrew said.

"I don't know exactly how this armor works but I do know that it's tough. I can tell you it's controlled by my thoughts and emotions and, right now, I'm feeling pretty nasty." The cannons on Kim's shoulders activated as she was saying this and awaited the opportunity to fire.

Shego rolled her eyes upwards at Kim's remark. "So, count to ten or something." With that, Shego charged forward, ignoring Kim's warning to stop.

Liz watched as best she could as the green-skinned villainous weaved between shots with agility and lunged for Kim. Kim somehow gained a rocket as she flew towards the villainous, caught her, and both of them crashed through the haunted house. There was a crumbling sound nearby, and Ron cried out, "The hospital!"

Eventually, the fight returned to within view. Kim wasn't taking any hits, primarily because the Centurion Project covered the damage. That invention was simply astounding. The fight finished a short time later, courtesy of Kim gaining a new weapon from the Centurion Project.

"While that was an entertaining fight," Ron began as he approached, "I can't believe you lied to me!" Rufus added his two-cents.

"Ron," Kim began.

"I don't want to hear it, Kim. It's not a good idea to keep secrets. If you have to, that's fine, but you didn't have to keep this a secret. I can tell you're dying to say where you were, so spill," Ron ordered.

"So if you weren't with Ron and Andrew…" Mrs. Dr. Possible began.

"Where exactly were you?" Mr. Dr. Possible finished.

"I, well... I just had to go to Monique's party because Josh was gonna be there, so I lied to Ron and Mom heard me lied to Ron so I had to cover up the lie to and…" Kim sighed, exhausted from all the lies. It was when she told the truth that the Centurian project reverted back into the bracelet. "Hey! I'm me again."

"Are we going to have to wait until the police arrive before getting out of these handcuffs?" Liz inquired.

"No." After making sure no one was looking, Andrew stepped out of view's way and turned to Liz. "Promise me you won't say anything about this." Once he had Liz's guarantee that she wouldn't say anything, Andrew summoned upon his flower powers and unlocked the cuffs.

The fight between Kim and the villains ended quickly and the police arrived. Ron seemed to be the only one not surprised that Andrew and Liz were still cuffed together. Once the police arrived and hauled the villains off to prison, Kim faced her friends and Liz. "So, obviously mistakes were made. By me."

"Yeah! I was kidnapped!" Liz all but screamed. "Thanks for that, Kim."

"I know. I'm so sorry. I never imagined that my lies could put anybody in danger."

"I think I should go," Liz informed, gesturing in the opposite direction and walking off. "Besides, I need a change of clothes." She declined Andrew's offer to walk her back and left, saying hello to Josh Mankey on the way out.

"Kimmy, you know how important honesty is to us," Mrs. Dr. Possible said.

"And this isn't just about us. Innocent people could have been hurt with those villains carrying on here tonight," Mr. Dr. Possible said.

"You know what we'll have to do now, Kimmy."

"I sense the word "grounded" coming my way," Kim surmised.

"Do you also sense the word one month and starting right now?" Mr. Dr. Possible asked.

"A whole month?!"

"Too bad you can't come back to the party," Josh Mankey noted as he walked up to Kim.

"Yeah, too bad."


After changing clothes, Liz drove over to Bonnie's mansion and stared at the house from inside the car, as if the staring could answer all her questions. Finally finding the courage to exit her car, Liz departed and knocked on the door. After a minute of waiting, the door opened and Mrs. Rockwaller smiled at Bonnie's friend.

"Hello, love," Mrs. Rockwaller greeted. "You here to see Bonnie? Go upstairs. She's in her room."

Liz thanked Mrs. Rockwaller and entered the house. As she walked up the stairs, Liz thought about what she was going to say to Bonnie. Bonnie needed to get on with her life and live, not dwell on what that jerk Ron said. Ron was the reason Bonnie wasn't attending cheer practice after all.

Liz Scott was many things. She was rich, hot according to her friends, Marcella's best friend, and loyal to a fault. Her and Marcella's Middle School antics were proof of that. Despite the kidnapping, Liz wasn't scared. Just the way Andrew carried himself and sticking true to who he was awakened Liz to remember what type of person she wanted to be. Feeling empowered, Liz believed she could reach Bonnie.

Liz entered Bonnie's bedroom and felt the start of tears beginning to form. Hastily wiping them from her eyes, Liz plopped down on the bed next to Bonnie.

"Hey, Bonnie. It's me, Liz." Liz paused and glanced at Bonnie who shifted on her bed but didn't do anything else. "I know how you feel right now. Okay, not really, but I came because thought you should know something. I was kidnapped by one of Kim's bad guys."

Bonnie perked up at that. "What? Are you okay?"

"I was scared, but I knew I was going to be fine. Andrew saw to that. He reminded me of who I want to be, and because of him, I can say freely. Ron said some hurtful things, I get that. That being said, I don't know why you're so worried about coming back. You're letting the pain and guilt that Ron inflicted on you destroy you. Don't give Ron that. Okay? The grief and anger that you are feeling is a double-edged sword. Let the pain drive you instead. Okay, that's all I have to say." Liz patted the bed once more and then headed to leave.

"Liz," Bonnie called. Liz turned around and looked at Bonnie. "Thanks."

Liz smiled. "Don't mention it. See you at cheer practice."


A/N: I thought this chapter might be a bit short, but after finalizing it, I realized it's just the right length. As I said before, our other favorite green villain makes an appearance next chapter. Ron faces off against the dangers of Cabin 13 and for the second time in as many chapters, Liz gets kidnapped again. That will likely be a long chapter. You have been warned.

Until next time, enjoy the snow and the football.