Chapter 7
Meeting Again
"Marge?"
"Homer?"
They didn't know what to do. They had just seen eachother after divorcing. Homer and Marge were kind of embarrassed. Homer finally said something.
"So, umm... how are the kids?"
"Oh, good, good."
"So, umm... you still single?"
"Oh, no. I'm umm... married to Ned now."
"Well, that's, umm, nice, I guess." said Homer with a chuckle.
"Yeah. It's going good. I'm happy with the kids and the kids are happy with Ned. So, where's Mindy? I got the letter you sent me. You said you two married so... I want to get to know her."
"Oh, she's at, um, my table."
"Well, that's nice. How's it going with her? Are you two doing fine?"
"Yeah, absolutely. We have a son. His name is Jacob."
"You two have a son together?!? I mean, wow. Touchè. You don't hate him like you hate Bart, do you?"
"Oh, no. I love him. We get along so great and have lots of conversations."
"Yeah, you must, you little cheating bastard," said Marge under her breath.
"Well, you cheated on me too!"
"I did not cheat on you! It was merely a relationship because of your drinking habits! I'm surprised your not getting drunk all over the place!"
"Well maybe I wouldn't have left you if you had just did something about it! You're a massive hypocrite and did nothing to stop my drinking problems, and just merely stood there hoping I would change out of nowhere! It's not that easy!"
"Well maybe I would've done something if I knew that you could change! I have tried to change you! You just never notice you big, bald fat man!"
"Oh, sure, blame it on me, you penis-shaped blue hair girl!"
Marge gasped by what Homer said. Did he really mean it? Well, yes, he did. I mean, he said, it's out there. Anyways, what Marge and Homer didn't know for some weird reason was that everyone was watching them and were looking for a fight.
"You never wanted to change! You always just wanted to drink! I wish you never existed you big, fat sphere!"
"I wish we never met in the detention room that day! You keep putting a lot of pressure on me and always blame me for things! You know, when I first met you, I thought I had found the love of my life, but now, I've clearly found the demon of my life!"
"Maybe I wouldn't be such a demon if you had changed!"
"Oh yeah, bring up the change and all that. I wish I never had sex with you multiple times, and I wished I'd never married you, cause in reality, Mindy is hotter than you, and she's better at you having sex you ugly piece of shit!"
As soon as Homer said that, everyone gasped, including Marge. She charged at him and started punching him. Homer pushed her away and started kicking her. She got up and punched him again. They both started punching and kicking eachother. They were causing a mess in the restaurant. They got kicked out, and they were still punching and kicking each other. Bart, Ned, Maggie, and Lisa got out of the restaurant and pulled Marge away. Homer got up and was still fine. He just had a black eye, almost broken ribs, and a brain damage. Mindy got out of the restaurant and drove Homer to the hospital. Marge wasn't injured because she endured Homer's punches.
To make a long story short, a month later, Homer was already healed for some reason. He and Mindy averted the crisis and moved on, but Marge wasn't doing so good.
