Chapter 8

The Problem With Too Many Kids

Marge had just had two more babies. In total, she now would have 5 kids to take care of, but including Rodd and Todd, who were nowhere to be found last chapter, she would have to take care of seven children. She just thought about the money she would have to spend on the kids. She wasn't doing any good. Even Ned didn't want to have this much children, but he knew he couldn't abandon them.

Meanwhile, Mindy revealed to Homer that she was pregnant with twins aswell. Homer was so excited to have 2 more children to call his own. The fact of having three children reminded him of being with Marge and the kids. He didn't think about it since they had just fought.

9 months later...

Homer and Mindy had just had their two baby twins. They were both girls, which is really coincidental. They decided to name one Samantha, and the other one Katelyn.

Meanwhile, Marge had just had her two baby boys. She named one Jack and the other one Ben. They were both pranksters, just like Bart, who was now 17. Bart taught them the ways of pranking people, and before you knew it, Principal Skinner was getting blasted with BB's. Marge was so tired from having to take care of 7 children. She was overwhelmed, but she knew she could do it. It can't be that hard, right?

Wrong.

10 years later...

Homer and Mindy were at an arcade, hanging out with their children. Jacob was now 10, as well as Samantha and Katelyn. After they were done playing games, they headed to an Ice Cream Parlor. While they were eating their Ice Cream, Homer noticed a very familiar looking woman working at the cash register. He then realized that it was Selma Bouvier. Homer got up and walked towards her.

"Hello there, Selma Bouvier."

"Homer Simpson. What brings you here?"

"Oh nothing. Just eating Ice cream with my family. Why are you even here? Aren't you supposed to be working at the DMV?"

"Yeah, I'm supposed to, but I got fired for not deciding to do anything during a robbery."

"Huh. Interesting. Anyways, do you know how things are going on with Marge?"

"Well, ever since you left, things were going really bad with Marge. She says she wished she never cheated on you, and that it was the worst mistake of her life."

"Why?"

"After your big fight with her, Marge got pregnant and gave birth to two baby boys. During those ten years, she was really stressed, but now, she only has to take care of three children, since Lisa, Bart, Rodd, and Todd all went off on their own. Bart started a bicycle business painting bikes, Lisa went to Harvard, and Rodd and Todd started an engineering business. They also built a church. Marge says that she's coming over here to have a big family vacation, with all her family members. She thinks it'll be fun."

"Huh. Interesting. Eh, don't care."

Homer walked back to his table as Mindy asked him what he went up to the cash register lady for. Homer said that it was one of Marge's sister and was wondering how she got here. Mindy didn't really want Homer talking about hisis ex-wife.

After eating their ice cream, they decided to head to the movie theater to watch a movie titled, "Space Mutants XIX." After they watched the movie, they headed on home. (They didn't live in the apartment anymore.) It was getting late.

Homer tucked in Jacob and gave him a kiss on the head. Before he could leave, though, Jacob asked him a question.

"Hey, Daddy, did you have another wife before Mommy?"

Homer didn't know what to say, even though Jacob literally asked a question Homer knew the answer to. Homer then decided to talk to him.

"Well, you see, son, I did have a wife before Mommy. I loved her very much. Her name was Marge. She had the most beautiful tallest hair that was colored blue. She had these beautiful Hazel-colored eyes, and the prettiest smile you could've imagined."

"Wow, daddy. Sounds like she was really beautiful. She must've been quite a catch."

"Yeah, she was. I loved her, and she loved me."

"What happened to her though?"

"She... She cheated on me, with my neighbor, Ned Flanders."

Jacob gasped at the though of Homer's ex-wife cheating on him with another man.

"Dad, that's horrible. Why would she even do that? You're such a good guy!"

"Yeah, well, back then I had a drinking problem. I was always going to a tavern called, "Moe's," drinking and gambling. Marge didn't like it. She never really didn't do anything about it, though. She just let it happen."

"Wow. I feel so bad for you. You must've been really sad."

"Yeah, I was. I decided to drive to Capital City, and then, I met your mother. I actually met her before, but I couldn't stay with her because of my marriage with Marge at the time."

"Dad, you have an incredible story. It's so awesome!"

"Thanks, son. Anyways, goodnight, and sweet dreams."

"Thanks, dad. Goodnight!"

Homer got up from Jacob's bed and closed the door behind him. He went to his room and rested beside Mindy. Mindy was really feelin' up to somethin', because they then made out and proceeded to have sex. Homer made sure to use protection. After they were done, they cuddled and went to bed.

Back in Springfield...

Marge and Ned were getting ready to go to bed. They were so excited to go on a vacation, where they could relax and feel the sun on their skin, as they would splash in the water at the beach, and get sexy in private.

"Hey, Marge, I gotta ask: Why do you like me so much? Homer was a good man, and I have no idea why you could've cheated on him."

Marge got nervous, but then started explaining why she left Homer.

"Look, Ned, I like you, because you make me happy. You're in great shape, and you're so good in bed. Homer, on the other hand, made me miserable, was never in great shape, and drank all the time. He was okay in bed."

"Heh. So that's why. You know, I did notice that while you were with him, you didn't really do anything to stop those problems. You should've done more to change him. If you had done that, you probably wouldn't be laying with me in bed right now, married to me, and talking about your ex-husband."

"I tried to stop him! He's the one that didn't do anything! He didn't do anything! He kept getting drunk on his fat ass and gambled money, and especially used our daughter to do so. He waged so much money, and even though he won on most of his wagers, that was just LUCK!"

"Marge, I think, you're the one that doesn't understand. You're the wife. The woman of the family who takes care of everyone. If Homer couldn't help himself, then you should've helped him! You're the caretaker of this family. And besides, he's not the only one who gambled. You had a gambling addiction, and helped rebuild the church by gambling aswell!"

"Hey, YOU helped rebuild the church by gambling too! You even suggested that Homer getting kidnapped by the Casino Staff was meant to happen!"

"Look, Marge, this conversation has gone on for long enough. Tomorrow, we will go on vacation! And maybe some sexy stuff will happen between you and me," Ned said with a wink.

Marge giggled as she and Ned started having sex that night as well. As Marge said, Ned was good in bed. Hey, that rhymed! That's kind of a crime.

Marge and Ned finished having sex, made out, then kissed each other good night, and happily cuddled together.