Dimensional Location: Gravity Falls Universe 1, Earth Year 2002 AD.

"Now, Patricia Pines, meet Dipper, Soos, and Mabel." Stanford Pines introduced everyone.

"She looks just like Wendy and has the same Big Dipper Birthmark on her forehead that my brother does." Mabel Pines stated in disbelief.

"Yes, we finally have genetic proof that Wendy and I will eventually end up together!" Dipper Pines Proclaimed.

"Dude, you can't legally date Wendy until you are 18 and that is 6 years from now." Soos reminds Dipper.

"Wait a minute, Patricia Pines is 2 years old and she came from 8 years inside the future, correct?" Mabel asked suspiciously.

"Why is everyone staring at me?" Dipper Pines asked in confusion.

"Dipper, what is 8 minus 2?" Mabel asked slowly.

"Is there a reason why everyone suddenly looks very mad at me over a simple math problem?" Dipper asked while feeling clueless what was going on around him.

"We just figured out that Wendy gets impregnated with Patricia Pines when Dipper Pines turns 18." Soos pointed out.

"Alright, I can understand how incriminating this new information sounds with my Bewildered Future Daughter glancing around the room across from me, however, I would never intentionally do anything to hurt Wendy!" Dipper Pines defends himself.

"Dipper does make a good point, even if knowing that Patricia Pines is Wendy's Future Daughter suddenly makes everything sound suspiciously like a Drunken Motel Room Reunion happened inside the future between them." Soos responds knowingly while Stanford Pines looked frustrated.

"Well, we can't really avoid this Time Loop from happening because Patricia Pines is the end result of it and I will not remove her existence from Gravity Falls! I refuse to play god with someone else's birthday!" Stanford Pines yelled in outrage while everyone gave disturbed glances at each other worriedly.