Dimensional Location: Alternate Reality Gravity Falls Universe 1. Earth Year 2931 AD.

Blendin Blenjamin Blandin's Inventory: 1 Laser Pistol, 1 Handheld Time Machine and 1 Handheld Computer.

Blendin Blenjamin Blandin frowned as he saw Stanford Gleeful's Laboratory was being used by Talking Pigs.

"Welcome Human Stranger, I am Researcher Waddles and this is my family." The Time Agent stared dumbfounded as he was surrounded by Talking Pigs asking him where he came from.

"I must have jumped into the wrong year by mistake, this Wrist Watch Time Machine is worse than the Tape Measure Time Machine that I used to work with." Blendin Blandin complained to himself while the Talking Pigs wandered around the room searching for something to eat.

"I'm hungry." The Young Piglets started protesting towards Blendin Blandin.

"I don't have any food, stop crowding me!" Blendin Blandin proclaimed in sudden alarm.

"Would you mind taking them outside to play?" Waddles asked Blendin Blandin while he used Telepathic Powers to write scientific equations on the chalkboard.

"You are Researching Human Vacuum Cleaners?" Blendin Blandin asked Waddles in bewilderment.

"We are still learning how Human Technology works, just recently we discovered how to Read English Books instead of eating them for food." Waddles responds thoughtfully to Blendin Blandin.


The Gravity Falls Ruins was full of the Talking Pigs being worshiped by their Human Followers.

The Pigs are Mud Wallowing everywhere while the Humans are filling the Food Trough Boxes for them.

"Welcome to Gravity Falls, all Human Barbecuers will be executed for the Public Safety." Blendin Blandin reads the posted signs while the Piglets join the Mud Wallowing nearby.

"How did I end up being the Piglet Babysitter inside this Telepathic Hog Utopia?" Blendin Blandin asked himself feeling bewildered.


Hours later Blendin Blandin returned the Piglets to Waddles and jumped backwards towards Stanford Gleeful's Abandoned Laboratory.

"Nobody here?" Blendin Blandin asked worriedly.

"Welcome Human Stranger, I am Researcher Waddles and I am learning how to Read English Books for myself." The Talking Hog proclaimed to the Frowning Blendin Blandin who quickly realized that he didn't jump more than 11 years into the past and his Time Machine had already gone dead on him.