Dimensional Location: Alternate Reality Gravity Falls Universe 1. Earth Year 2920 AD.

Blendin Blenjamin Blandin's Inventory: 1 Laser Pistol, 1 Handheld Time Machine and 1 Handheld Computer.

Blendin Blenjamin Blandin passed out in shock while Researcher Waddles frowned.

"Computer, Initialize DNA Analysis of the Unidentified Human inside my Research Laboratory." Researcher Waddles ordered worriedly.

"Human Identified, Current Employment: Time Baby Empire. Medical Analysis shows high stress levels and the beginnings of dehydration." His Computer responded while displaying information in English Text that Waddles can't read yet.

"Computer, explain the word dehydration vocally to me." Waddles ordered.

"Dehydration is the state most often caused by Water Shortages on an organism." The Computer explained.

"You mean this Human needs Water?" Waddles asked the Computer Voice.

"Correct, the Human needs Water to drink." The Computer confirmed and Waddles left to get the water for Blendin Blandin to drink.


Blendin Blandin woke up to a Waiting Water Bowl and the Mind Reading Pig Wearing a Lab Coat trying to look after him.

The Human Civilization living under the control of the Mind Reading Pigs quickly found some Leftover Millet Jelly for Blendin Blandin to eat and then went back to their own Farming Communities.

The Talking Pigs had outlawed eating meat and left the Human Farmers to grow their own crops under the control of their New Hog Overseers.

The Humans stopped eating their own livestock to keep the Talking Pigs happy and the Telepathic Pigs watched their every action for any foolish uprisings against their leadership afterwards.

Blendin Blandin was trapped inside a world ruled by the Telepathic Pigs and he wanted answers.

"A Genetic Experiment gave all the Talking Pigs their Telepathic Powers and together they forced Humanity to stop eating Pigs for food!" Waddles Proclaimed proudly to the Dumbfounded Blendin Blandin listening to him explain how the Great Hog Uprising happened.