Dimensional Location: Gravity Falls Universe, Mystery Shack.

"Natalie Northwest took Patricia Pines on a Picnic Party in the Woods with Gideon Gleeful to cheer her up." Pacifica Northwest told Dipper Pines and Wendy Corduroy.

"At least with Bill Cipher gone, Gravity Falls is safer." Dipper Pines says hopefully.

"Nobody is going to mess with my Cloned Lookalike anyways." Pacifica Northwest remarked knowingly.

"I hope their Picnic Party is somewhere my Dad doesn't see them and come storming over here for answers." Wendy Corduroy stated while worriedly glancing over at Dipper Pines.

"Outraged Parent Issues?" Pacifica Northwest asked Wendy Corduroy knowingly.

"My Lumberjack Family might seriously go after Dipper if they get mad enough!" Wendy Corduroy proclaimed fearfully starting to panic and pace around the Mystery Shack.

"You know, at this point I would recommend Drinking Red Wine to calm yourself down." Pacifica Northwest told Wendy Corduroy helpfully.


"Alright Pacifica Northwest, what are you up to?" Dipper Pines questioned suspiciously.

"I just want to get Wendy drunk enough to seduce you, Dipper. She might even thank me for getting rid of all her stress over her Future Daughter getting stuck inside the past." Pacifica Northwest answers truthfully.

"Have you gone insane? We can't Trick Wendy into having sex without her getting mad at us afterwards!" Dipper Pines snapped in sudden outrage.

"Dipper, Natalie's Mind Reading Amulet shows me how much you Desire Wendy, so here is your chance to act on your feelings and get her pregnant before Bill Cipher comes back to conquer the world!" Pacifica Northwest protested.

"You really think that we are going to lose against Bill Cipher?" Dipper Pines asked pointedly.

"Natalie Northwest shared her memories with me! Gravity Falls gets doomed because your Stupid Pines Family are burned alive by Bill Cipher!" Pacifica Northwest screamed hysterically at Dipper Pines.

"No wonder Patricia Pines was in Denial, she escaped being burned alive while her whole family died sending her into the past and then her Teenage Parents fight over her existence... this is just too horrible to even consider how bad she feels right now!" Dipper Pines admits in terrified guilt for his Future Daughter.

"Come on, Dipper, the situation is messed up enough that I want you to get Wendy Pregnant inside the Mystery Shack without anyone protesting how poor equipped she is to support your own children." Pacifica Northwest begs knowingly.

"Did you honestly think that I would go along with this foolish plan of yours?" Dipper Pines questioned Pacifica Northwest.

"Not really, I just wanted to get Wendy drunk enough to keep you two from realizing that Natalie Northwest kidnapped your Future Daughter for herself." Pacifica Northwest responds knowingly.

"Wait, are you being serious or are you just toying with me?" Dipper Pines demanded in sudden bewilderment.

"How far did you honestly think my Northwest Family would go to Defeat Bill Cipher?" Pacifica Northwest demanded before telepathically floating Dipper into the air.

"Pacifica, what are you doing?" Dipper Pines screamed in growing alarm.

"I'm taking control of your Mystery Shack and turning your whole family over to the Time Baby!" Pacifica Northwest proclaimed knowingly.