Manly Dan Corduroy was talking to the Hospital Staff about the Unconscious Stanford Pines.

The idiot had somehow cheated death while Wendy Corduroy got named Dipper and Mabel's Legal Guardian because of it.

The Unexplained Walden Pines was only four years old and was obviously a Missing Relative from the Family Resemblance alone.

Daniel Corduroy frowned, the State Police were swarming over the Northwest Family because the Hidden Money had been stolen during a Bank Robbery and now everybody wanted to know how Stanford Pines got his hands on it.

Given the fact that Stanford Pines was unconscious, nobody had any clue what was going on and Gravity Falls was quickly being investigated by several FBI Agents getting themselves killed during the Wendigo Attacks on the Gravity Falls Townsfolk.


"Something is killing people, everyone is advised to stay indoors until the American National Guard Troops can remove the threat towards Gravity Falls forever!" Sandra Jimenez proclaimed from the Television News Station.

Manly Dan Corduroy suddenly sighed in irritation after he watched the Gravity Falls News Broadcast.

First it was the Unexpected Hospital Bills of the Unconscious Stanford Pines and now the Monster Attacks were threatening his Corduroy Family outside their own homes.

"Wendy, I'm going Bear Hunting, you are in charge until I get back!" Manly Dan Corduroy yelled before taking his Loaded Shotgun outside and disappearing into the wilderness to calm himself down.


Dipper and Mabel saw Wendy's Younger Brothers doing Arm Wrestling Contests while they showed Walden Pines around the Corduroy House.

Wendy Corduroy was cooking inside the Kitchen, the Corduroy Brothers continued their Arm Wrestling Contests in the Living Room and the Mystery Twins checked their Sleeping Bags inside Wendy's Bedroom.

"I think Walden will be sharing Wendy's Bed until we get another Sleeping Bag for him." Mabel Pines told the Nervous Dipper Pines beside her.

"I'm not sure if Allowing Lovesick Walden to cuddle with Wendy is really a good idea." The Nervous Dipper Pines admits.

"He's upset, what can go wrong?" The Clueless Mabel Pines asked.

"Walden is lusting after my Wendy!" Dipper Pines protested and his sister frowned at him.

"Dipper, how can you be jealous of a Traumatized Four Year Old?" Mabel asked bewilderedly.

"Walden Pines is a bigger Intellectual Prodigy than I am, can you honestly blame me for being jealous of him?" Dipper asked Mabel pointedly.