Dimensional Location: Gravity Falls Universe, Earth Year 1940 AD.

"Wendy, where have you been?" Dipper Pines asked.

"I was Babysitting Crazy People with Mayor Toby Determined, the Morty Twins even had their own Tranquilizer Guns!" Wendy Corduroy proclaimed.

"Did they take you Mud Wrestling?" Mable Pines asked suspiciously.

"No, I Watched Drunken Family Incest and got Ten Year Old Kids chasing me with their own Tranquilizer Guns!" Wendy Corduroy proclaimed.

"Why were they chasing you?" Mable Pines asked suspiciously.

"I told the Crazy Family that they were all insane and they instantly turned on me!" Wendy Corduroy proclaimed.

"Wendy, you never make Crazy People mad at you! What happens if they come after you again?" Dipper Pines protested.

"Guys, they had their own Dimensional Transporter and their Grandpa was having sex with his own Daughter while her Husband Double Penetrated her with him helping! I was throwing up with disgust instantly!" Wendy Corduroy protested back.

"Bathroom!" Mabel Pines yelled and disappeared from the room.

"Wendy, you should have just vomited without insulting the Crazy Incest Family! They would have just ignored you and worn themselves out!" Dipper Pines lectured while Wendy Corduroy glared back at him.

"Wendy, you provoked this Crazy Incest Family into chasing you, why didn't you try to apologize your way out of being killed?" Dipper Pines asked curiously.

"Dipper, I just realized how insane their whole family was, I panicked!" Wendy Corduroy declared honestly.

"Wendy, we don't need more enemies than we already have right now... please tell me everything you remember about this Crazy Incest Family and maybe we can talk our way out of this mess before it gets any worse." Dipper Pines told Wendy Corduroy hopefully.

"Dipper, that Crazy Incest Family was traumatized and being protected by Bill Cipher!" Wendy Corduroy explained frantically.

"Wendy, why would you Provoke Crazy People being protected by Bill Cipher in the first place?" Dipper Pines asked her pointedly.

"I obviously was not thinking clearly when I saw the Drunken Family Incest going on around me!" Wendy Corduroy yelled back at him.

"Did nobody want to impregnate you or did you just panic before someone tried seducing you?" Dipper Pines asked pointedly.

"Dipper, I was taking the Three Children on a Nature Walk while all the Adults started their Incest Making Out and then the kids decided to spy on their parents without me knowing what was really going on... obviously I freaked out without thinking! Can you blame me for panicking?" Wendy Corduroy started rambling like crazy.