Dimensional Location: Gravity Falls Universe, Earth Year 1940 AD.

Mayor Toby Determined was passed out with Grandpa Rick and their parents.

"How do we explain shooting our sister with the Tranquilizer Rifles?" Morty Smith Number 1 asked worriedly.

"We blame Summer for starting the argument with Wendy Corduroy earlier." Morty Smith Number 2 answered thoughtfully.

"That might work." Morty Smith Number 1 agreed nervously.

"Stop worrying, everybody is too drunk to notice what is going on around them anyways." Morty Smith Number 2 told his Twin pointedly.

"I see your point." Morty Smith Number 1 agreed instantly after looking around.

"Do you want to Steal Rick's Beer Bottles and Take Summer's Virginity while she is still unconscious?" Morty Smith Number 2 asked hopefully.

"Have you gone insane? She's our Older Sister and you want to rape her in her sleep?" Morty Smith Number 1 protested.

"I watched my Rick get eaten alive by Zombies, I think Taking Summer's Virginity is just what I need right now!" Morty Smith Number 2 proclaimed.

"You are becoming just as twisted inside as Grandpa Rick is!" Morty Smith Number 1 declared fearfully.

"Maybe I need something to keep my Stress Levels down!" Morty Smith Number 2 yelled back frantically.

"I won't let you hurt my Sister!" Morty Smith Number 1 declared while aiming his Tranquilizer Rifle at his Living Reflection.

"Morty, calm down, we can still Share Summer's Virginity together if you just calm yourself down!" Morty Smith Number 2 proclaimed.

"No deal, Morty, I'm a Better Morty than you are and I won't let you hurt my Sister!" Morty Smith Number 1 declared while aiming his Tranquilizer Rifle at his Living Reflection.

"Summer don't need a Good Brother, she needs someone to control her insanity!" Morty Smith Number 2 proclaimed before both Morty Twins shot each other with their Tranquilizer Rifles.


"Somehow I didn't expect the Morty Twins to turn on each other over their Family Morality, at least they had Tranquilizer Rifles instead of Real Rifles... I would hate to get yelled at because I overlooked them killing each other." Bill Cipher told himself nervously.

"Good going, My Foolish Dimensional Counterpart." Bill Cipher Number 2 says sarcastically.

"Protecting Rick Sanchez and his Crazy Family is not easy!" Bill Cipher Number 1 protested.