{{{{{WARNING: This chapter contains mature language and swear words. You have been warned.}}}}}}
SeinaStarlyn: Hmmm...What the dialogs on tom and bottom of every chapter are will be revealed soon. But you can just assume they are foreshadowing.
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CHSHiccstrid: Thank you so much! I'm so happy you like it! I'm afraid the ending is sad for now. I don't think I'll change it but you never know.
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["I can't do this my love. I'm so sorry."]
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The night fury...
Well... the night fury 2.
With the King's orders, all the he sailors and pirates teamed up and went off to finish their mission.
Now it was dark. And the night fury was resting at the nearest port, as it's crew had no plans of sleeping.
"You what?!" Snotlout screamed.
"Wait...a real mermaid?" Fishlegs and the others joined in.
"Not mermaid a... she's a Syren." Hiccup blushed. Why was he blushing?
"What's the difference?"
"Syrens are the ones who can sing and basically turn your brain into crab crap."
"That's so funny right? Crab crap. Its like...you only change a letter and you have a completely different meaning. And she can talk?" Tuffnut asked. "Like our language?"
"Yes."
"Does she have a tail?"
"Yes. Ruffnut she obviously has a tail."
"And she's naked from the waist up?" Snoutlout said with a sly smile.
Resisting the urge to punch him in the face, Hiccup calmly replied. "She...has scales...in a few places not...not everywhere." He couldn't risk anyone suspecting him.
"Why isn't anyone here asking the big question? Why didn't you catch her?" Eret interrupted them.
"Yeah! You had that demon slip right through your fingers!" Dagur joined him.
"So much for the master of the sea." Spitelout mumbled.
"Hahaha nice one Spit-"
Dagur didn't get to finish his sentence as Hiccup almost cut the table in half by banging his sword on it.
"Does anyone have any other doubts about how capable I am of catching her?"
The whole table went silent.
They knew better than to anger Captain Hiccup Haddock. They knew his reputation. They wete no fools and they wouldn't dare to get on his nerves.
"Besides, it wasn't the last time I will ever see her."
"Wow wait. So you're saying you and the Mermaid have a date?" Eret laughed.
"She's not a Mermaid. And yes, the King and I made a deal that I get her to trust me before I deliver her to him."
Deliver.
She was right. Humans do treat them like objects.
"And? How is that working out for you so far Captain?" Fishlegs asked.
"She freezes when I try to touch her and she won't even come out of the water." he said burying his head through his hands.
"Man that's bad. Wouldn't wanna be you Captain."
"Shut up Snotlout or you'll feed the fish!"
Another bang of his sword on the floor this time was enough to throw the silence in the room again.
"Well...if she doesn't wanna come out of the water why don't you get in?"
"Are you crazy bro? He cannot trust that creature! What if she finds the oportunity and drowns him?" Ruffnut punched Tuffnut in the stomach.
"Well that wouldn't be such a bad thing-"
"Shut your mouth Snotlout!"
"I hate to say this but I agree with the twins." Eret said. "Mermaids are nothing but filthy creatures. She will most definitely be waiting for a chance to eat our Captain."
Hiccup's teeth clenched but he managed to maintain his anger.
Why was he getting offended on her behalf?
"Right? I mean she probably saved him because she likes to play with her food before she eats it. And you know what I mean when I say play."
Hiccup clenched his jaw hard, resisting the temptation to kill Dagur.
"Oh that evil, demonic hoe of a merma-"
"SHE'S NOT A MERMAID!" He banged his hands on the table, making everyone jump.
Silence fell upon the dinning table once again. This time out of fear and surprise. Why was the Captain so mad all of a sudden? Why would he be offended for the face of such a creature anyway? A creature that is his enemy. A monster.
Hiccup's breath was the only sound in the room, coming heavily in and out of his lungs.
Fishlegs was the only brave enough to speak.
" A-Are you okay Captain?"
Hiccup fixed his throat.
"Of course, I'm fine."
Snotlout and the twins were looking at him clueless of what could have gotten into him, while Eret and Dagur we sharing the same suspicious look.
"What are you all lookinh at! Get back to...whatever you were doing, before you walk the plank!"
He shouted before getting up and leaving the room.
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The night was starless and the moon was covered by murky clouds that blended in with the rest of the sky.
Eret and Spitelout were the only ones left in the night fury's dinning table, since everyone had gone to sleep hours ago.
"Did you buy any of all that crap Haddock just told us?"
"Nope." Eret swallowed the last drop of rum in his cup. "I don't trust him. The kid is hiding something from us."
"Did you see how angry he got when we started shaming the hoe fish? He looked... offended. As if we talked shit about his whore or something." Spitelout shoved a handful of pickles down his throat.
"But what if that's it?"
"What ya talken 'bout?"
"What if she actually is his whore?"
Spitelout almost choked on his food.
"Oh for Poseidon's chest hair Eret! Pfff! You think a scrawny loser of a man like him could mess around with a mermaid?"
"Why not?"
"Pfff! Shiver me timbers! We're talking about untamable monsters. Creatures of the devil. You think that boy could lay a hand on her?"
"You heard what he said, she's different. She saved him from the tide, he os befriending her. Every time they meet he gets even closer to her. Maybe he has more in his mind. You know what they say about the beauty of those creatures. A man doesn't need to be asked twice."
"Or maybe she has enchanted him. Who knows what those devil fishes are capable of?" Spitelout said re-filling their cups with rum. "Crabs, it even possible to fuck a mermaid?"
"Ask him, not me. What if she can turn human?"
"Come on Eret. Be serious."
"Look I'm not saying he's banging her. I just think that he cares for her. As in...he has romantic feelings for her."
"For the fish? That's fucking sick! Even for me. Even though to be honest with ya, I'd fuck that Mermaid too if i had the chance."
Interrupting their conversation, Dagur walked in and sat down the table beside them.
"Whatever poisson you're having tonight I want some."
"Ay!" said Spitelout while filling a cup for him.
"What happened to you?" Asked Eret.
"I overheard your little talk, which confirms my own suspicions about Captain Haddock. But I have another story to tell you."
They both leaned closer to him, patiently waiting for him to finish his drink.
"It all has happened before." he finally says.
"What?"
"I've heared rumors. Whispers about a man and a mermaid falling in love years ago."
"Gullshit."
"But it's true. Legend says that they even had a kid together. They say it's the real reason why the war started. They had to decide who would keep the child."
"And who kept it?" Eret asked.
"None of the two. The child died during the war. That's why the mermaids stopped attacking. They didn't have a reason to fight us anymore."
"I don't understand. Why are we talking about fairytales? What does this have to do with the Haddock boy and that mermaid?" Spitelout slammed his fist on the table.
"Im just saying...It is possible for humans and mermaids to fall in love and have kids... apparently."
"This conversation is pointless." Eret emptied his third cup of rum. "The King would always protect Haddock no matter what he does."
"What do you mean?"
"Haven't you noticed that he's never done anything drastic to get Haddock's head? I mean he is the most dangerous threat amongst all the pirates and the King doesn't even seem to care."
"What are you saying Eret?"
"Think about it. Why hasn't he lost his head yet? Why hasn't he ever been punished for the damage he's done to the kingdom? Why does he always get away alive no matter how many times we catch him?"
"Uuuhhh... because he's really good at being a Pirate?" Dagur shoved his teeth into a loaf of bread.
"I think it's more than that. I think the King and Haddock are hiding something. And I'm gonna find out what that is."
"Oh spare me with your conspiracy theories Eret! And you with your fairytales! This is the real world and we're sailors of the King's navy! Our job is to catch that bloody fish for him and we'll do it weather Haddock fails or not.
With that, Spitelout went back to his cabin, leaving the two of them alone.
A few moments later, Dagur broke the silence.
"To be honest... I'd bang that mermaid too."
"I'm sure you would."
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["It wasn't meant for us, my love. Nature won't allow it."]
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Pirate terms and phrases lesson!:
*shiver me timbers=an expression that of shock and awe.
*Poseidon's chest hair= an expression that shows surprise and shock.
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