Dimensional Location: Gravity Falls Universe, Earth Year 1940 AD.

"Seriously, an Angry Mob is Hunting Mayor Toby Determined and we have him right here?" Rick Sanchez asked rhetorically.

"Hey, I didn't cause this, I was ordered to protect your insane little family and you are not making it very easy for me!" Bill Cipher protested.

"At least the Morty Twins are still on Guard Duty." Rick Sanchez says hopefully.

"Yeah, your Morty Twins shot themselves with their own Tranquilizer Rifles." Bill Cipher responds knowingly.

"Why did I Trust Morty Twins with their own Tranquilizer Rifles in the first place?" Rick Sanchez asked himself rhetorically.

"Don't blame yourself, the Morty Twins just got in a fight over raping their Older Sister and turned on each other." Bill Cipher tells him.

"You do realize that you are just making me feel worse for leaving my Stupid Grandchildren alone with their own Tranquilizer Rifles?" Rick Sanchez asked Bill Cipher while suspiciously glancing around.

"Wait, where did my Portal Gun go?" Rick Sanchez asked Bill Cipher worriedly.

"Oh, I took that while you were sleeping, don't worry, I moved it into another dimension." Bill Cipher tells him.

"You did what, who did you possess and where did they take my Portal Gun?" Rick Sanchez asked Bill Cipher frantically.

"Go look for yourself, the answer is very obvious." Bill Cipher tells him with sudden amusement.

Rick Sanchez staggered around trying to see if anyone was missing.

"You know that hangover is not helping you think this through very quickly, maybe I should just ask Jerry Smith to help you find your Missing Portal Gun faster." Bill Cipher says laughingly while Rick Sanchez tried to ignore him.

"Seriously, I wonder what would happen if I told Jerry Smith how to find your Hidden Portal Gun Blueprints." Bill Cipher says thoughtfully.

"You honestly think that Jerry Smith can build my Portal Gun without making a fool of himself afterwards?" Rick Sanchez asked Bill Cipher.

"You can't imagine how amusing it would be to watch Jerry Smith try to use the Portal Gun and get the Entire Council of Ricks chase him down because of it." Bill Cipher says thoughtfully.

"Not happening, Mister Triangle!" Rick Sanchez yelled at Bill Cipher.

"Finally, the Great Rick Sanchez puts his family before his own amusement, I never thought this day would ever come!" Bill Cipher proclaimed.

"When you get done making fun of me, I want my Portal Gun returned!" Rick Sanchez yelled at Bill Cipher.

"You question the wisdom of Trusting Bill Cipher until the end of time?" Bill Cipher asked with amusement.

"You just want to distract me from finding my Portal Gun and we both know it!" Rick Sanchez shouted back.

"Your Portal Gun has been hidden and your family all have Hangovers, not really a great start inside Gravity Falls so far. I wonder how I can help?" Bill Cipher rambled on until Rick Sanchez punched through him.

"I'm a Living Telepathic Projection, remember how I need to Possess People, otherwise I'm just a Talking Ghost looking for a Human Body and guess who has your Portal Gun right now because they made a deal with me? Go on and guess... I know you want your Portal Gun back... just guess who has it." Bill Cipher gloated playfully.

"I'm not playing your Guessing Game! I can figure this out without you turning it into some Twisted Game!" Rick Sanchez yelled at Bill Cipher.

"If you change your mind, I will be waiting around to make a deal with you!" Bill Cipher declared before vanishing into thin air.

"Bill Cipher has me playing hide and seek with my own Portal Gun... why is he doing this?" Rick Sanchez asked himself suspiciously.