Dimensional Location: Gravity Falls Universe, Earth Year 1940 AD.

"What do you mean Bill Cipher is missing?" Bud Gleeful demanded.

"I mean something has gone wrong with my Older Brother!" Carl Cipher yelled back in frustration.

The Purple Talking Triangle rolled his eye and started pouting openly.

"I can't believe Bill Cipher's Family are all worried about him going missing... the Dream Demon seems unstoppable." Gideon Gleeful remarked.

"Cowboy Gangsters? Bill Cipher really needs better allies than this... wait a minute... Rick Sanchez? Bill Cipher was making a deal with some Rogue Rick being hunted down by the Council of Ricks? What went wrong with Bill Cipher's Plan here?" Carl Cipher pondered nervously.


Dipper Pines looked outside fearfully.

"Why is there a Lynch Mob outside?" Wendy Corduroy asked suspiciously.

"Please tell me the Townsfolk are not surrounding the Mystery Shack." Dipper Pines says rhetorically.

"They are heading into the Forest with Pitchforks and Flaming Torches!" Wendy Corduroy proclaimed nervously.

"Please tell me that the Gnomes are still hiding at the Northwest Mansion." Mabel Pines says worriedly.

"Wait, when did the Gnomes get jobs working at the Northwest Mansion?" Wendy Corduroy asked suspiciously.

"Pacifica Northwest is the New Gnome Queen, she likes having her own Gnome Army around to help her guard the Northwest Mansion." Mabel Pines explained.

"How did that happen?" Wendy Corduroy asked suspiciously.

"All we really needed to do was talk the Northwest Family into it and Pacifica Northwest became the New Gnome Queen." Dipper Pines explained.

"Wait, does the Northwest Family know where the Gnomes got their Hidden Gold Mining Operation started from yet?" Wendy Corduroy asked suspiciously.

"Technically, they don't know where the Hidden Gold Mining Operation is even located at all." Dipper Pines admits truthfully.

"No wonder the Northwest Family let Pacifica Northwest get gangbanged by the Gnomes, they want to get richer than they already are!" Wendy Corduroy proclaimed knowingly.

"You do realize that Pacifica Northwest being the New Gnome Queen is the only reason the Northwest Family pays for the Mystery Shack right now?" Dipper Pines asked suspiciously.

"I'm starting to understand why Bill Cipher is afraid of the Mystery Shack making deals with another Dream Demon against him." Wendy Corduroy says nervously while the Pines Twins gave her creepy smiles.

"Don't worry Wendy, Dipper loves you too much to sell you off to the Gnomes anyways." Mabel Pines reassured her.

"I still remember the Love Potion you two tried to drug me with, Dipper!" Wendy Corduroy snapped.

"We got desperate and we trusted the wrong person, it happens, however, Gravity Falls is much safer with the Pines Family around keeping the Gleeful Family in check regardless." Dipper Pines rationalized.

"I wonder where Stan learned about Dream Demons in the first place." Wendy Corduroy remarked worriedly.

"He helped an Old Warlock paying him in Gold Coins and learned all about them." Mabel Pines explained.

"Please tell me the Old Warlock went home already." Wendy Corduroy says nervously.

"The Creepy Magic Guy left some objects behind when he left." Dipper Pines confirmed pointedly.

"You mean that Magic Book upstairs is real!" Wendy Corduroy panicked while the Pines Twins gave her creepy smiles again.

"Enough with the creepy smiling already!" Wendy Corduroy yelled fearfully.

"Dipper, do you still have the Memory Gun?" Mabel asked hopefully.

"Got it right here." Dipper confirmed.

"Wait a minute, you don't need the Memory Erasing Gun pointing at me, we just need to calm down and talk this over!" Wendy Corduroy yelled fearfully.

"It has been a stressful day." Mabel Pines says thoughtfully.

"Wendy, just sit down while Mabel makes us some Relaxing Tea Cups." Dipper Pines tells her.

"Please don't drug me with that Love Potion again, I'm sorry that I yelled at you two!" Wendy Corduroy protested nervously.

"Will you stop panicking, you are just making me more nervous and I'm holding this Memory Erasing Gun!" Dipper Pines complained.

"I'm getting the Tea Cups ready." Mabel Pines says.

Wendy Corduroy watched the Memory Erasing Gun in Dipper's hands worriedly.

"Mabel, how are the Tea Cups coming?" Dipper asked.

"Are we really drinking from Tea Cups sold inside the Mystery Shack?" Wendy asked.

"Would you prefer I use the Memory Erasing Gun on you instead?" Dipper asked pointedly.

"Mabel, Wendy agreed to sharing our Tea Party together!" Dipper announced and Wendy Corduroy looked uneasy again.