Dimensional Location: Joni West's Shrunken Dimension.

"Why did you summon the Talking Triangle?" Sissy Blakely asked Dipper Pines nervously.

"The Talking Triangle is a Demon Named Bill Cipher, he obviously doesn't really want to help me." Dipper Pines explained.

"It sounded like he killed your friend." Sissy Blakely told Dipper Pines pointedly.

"Bill Cipher probably Killed Rick Sanchez before my family started noticing that he was missing." Dipper Pines agreed with her.

"How long did you know about this Demon Triangle?" Sissy Blakely asked Dipper Pines suspiciously.

"Two Years being terrorized by him was introduction enough." Dipper Pines answers her.

"What kind of trouble would make you desperate enough to call your Demon Tormentor for help?" Sissy Blakely asked Dipper Pines suspiciously.

"You might not believe me." Dipper Pines admits worriedly.

"I think you really need to see Joni West worse than I thought." Sissy Blakely told Dipper Pines pointedly.

"Lead the way." Dipper Pines tells Sissy Blakely.


Mark West and Simon West were studying Rick Sanchez's Portal Gun.

"This thing is amazing." Simon West says.

"It's called a Portal Gun and it is my only ticket back home." The 14 Year Old Dipper Pines responded distractedly.

Joni West was glaring at Sissy Blakely from across the room.

"Can somebody explain how Sissy got a cute boy to follow her around after blackmailing me into watching her dog?" Joni West asked suspiciously.

"Joni West, please meet Dipper Pines, we just met each other at the Skating Park." Sissy Blakely gloated.

"Sissy tried to run me over with her Skateboard!" Dipper Pines declared.

"Are you using your Skateboarding Skills to impress cute boys again?" Joni West asked pointedly.

"Can you blame me? How many Skateboarding Guys have dumped me for the Great Joni West Fan Club already?" Sissy Blakely protested back.

"None of the boys in this Heck Town can get along with my family anyways." Joni West pointed out.

"Your Mother is working for some Hidden Government Agency and your Brothers are both Mad Scientists, any Boyfriend that you bring home gets investigated instantly for your own protection." Sissy Blakely pointed out helpfully.

"My family has Trust Issues with strangers." Joni West pointed out.

"Your Brothers wanted to date me together, I'm not dating both of them." Sissy Blakely responded knowingly.

"I'm not dating my Brother so the other one can seduce you." Joni West says knowingly.

"Simon West came up with the stupid plan." Sissy Blakely admits sheepishly.

"I'm still not Double Dating my Brothers with you." Joni West told Sissy Blakely.

"I can get Simon West to Create Love Potions." Sissy Blakely offers hopefully.

"Any plan where I wake up pregnant with my Brother's Baby afterwards is not happening!" Joni West snapped.

"Joni West, I'm desperate and your Mother already gave her permission for the Incest Sex to happen." Sissy Blakely admits sheepishly.

"You conspired with my Mother to get me pregnant with my Brother's Baby?" Joni West demanded in growing anger.

"Your family sounds messed up." Dipper Pines told Simon West.

"Not really another choice here, anyone else might Kidnap Joni West to Blackmail Government Secrets from our Mother or Brainwash Joni West against the American Government behind our backs." Simon West explained.


"Dipper Pines... Killed In Action 4 Years Ago by Gideon Gleeful. Facial Recognition Software Confirms Identity of Dipper Pines inside the West Household regardless of his death." Mister White reported nervously.

"Time Travel Technology might explain this happening, the better question would be why he came here now?" Mister Black added thoughtfully.

"Lila West, Dipper Pines is now your responsibility, discover why he is here and keep Bill Cipher from conquering the world." The Female General orders while calmly watching all the Security Camera Recordings of the West Family Household.