Dimensional Location: Joni West's Shrunken Dimension, 4 Days Before Weirdmageddon.

Bill Cipher watched everyone inside the Mystery Shack barricade themselves upstairs.

"Soos, I need this Bullet taken out of my Shoulder before we decide what to do next." Mister Mystery says nervously.

"Sure thing, Mister Pines." Soos agreed worriedly.

"Where are Mabel and Dipper?" Stanley Pines asked frantically.

"I think they went to Watch Scary Movies at Wendy's House." Soos says hopefully.

"At least the kids are somewhere safe." Stanley Pines says with sudden relief.

"How are the Tourists getting out of here?" Soos asked worriedly.

"I don't think anyone is getting out of here alive today!" Mister Mystery proclaimed darkly.


Dimensional Location: Joni West's Shrunken Dimension, 2 Days After Weirdmageddon.

Agent Powers and Agent Trigger were getting Simon West's Time Machine out of storage.

"Once the Time Machine is working again, Send Dipper Pines back to Gravity Falls." Agent Powers orders.

The Turbo Time Tea House was built to Distract Sissy Blakely and Joni West away from fighting over Gil Nexdor.

Unfortunately Gil Nexdor started Dating Jillian Vegan while Sissy Blakely and Joni West were both fighting over him in the background.

Truthfully Gil Nexdor and Jillian Vegan were getting married while Sissy Blakely and Joni West were still sulking over their shared defeat.

Lila West frowned at the irony, Joni West had the Worst Dating Record in the world until Johnny Test appeared and then he vanished leaving Joni West Heartbroken.

Dark Vegan was quickly distracted by Gil Nexdor and Jillian Vegan dating each other, however, Joni West had started dating everyone in sight to get over Johnny Test beforehand. Fighting Dark Vegan had not really helped Joni West get over Johnny Test, it just got Sissy Blakely and Joni West fighting over Gil Nexdor.

2 Years of Joni West Dating Government Spies trying to exploit her for their own interests had her own family growing overprotective.

The Civilian Boyfriends were all Skating Fanboys that wanted to exploit her skills for money and power repeatedly.

In short everyone wanted to Exploit Joni West through dating her, nobody really cared about her personally.

Lila West had gotten sick of people exploiting her daughter and finally decided to Get Joni West Pregnant at home to fix everything.