"Are Dipper and Mabel still fighting over who gets to date you?" Soos asked Wendy.

"I can't talk them out of stalking me!" Wendy protested.

"Just keep them buying you gifts, otherwise they might try kidnapping you again." Soos told her.

"Soos, what are you implying?" Wendy Corduroy asked fearfully.

"I'm not implying, I'm telling you straight away that Dipper and Mabel paid the Northwest Family to drop out of the Mayor Campaigning. They made deals with Gideon Gleeful to keep control of the Local Police Department, they even Control Gravity Falls through blackmail now." Soos explained everything he knows.

"Soos, you can't be serious!" Wendy protested.

"Wendy, don't try to run, Dipper and Mabel Control Corrupt Cops that will hunt you down if you really decide to betray them. Our only hope is to get Stan Pines back here, he is the only person they both trust without question." Soos whispered to her.

Wendy instantly went looked ready to bolt for the door.

"Dipper, Wendy is going shopping with me today!" Soos yelled.

"The Grocery List is in the Kitchen!" Dipper yelled back from upstairs.

"Wendy, would you like to add anything to the Grocery List?" Soos asked her pointedly.

"Ice Cream and Comfort Food." Wendy says back nervously.


"How long have Dipper and Mabel been blackmailing people for power?" Wendy asked Soos worriedly.

"Three Weeks, it got worse when their Uncle Stan got chased out of town and nobody was left to keep them in check." Soos explained while driving towards the Grocery Store.

"When did Mabel start liking girls?" Wendy asked suspiciously.

"I really don't know, Mabel tried Dating Pacifica Northwest and she didn't take rejection very well afterwards." Soos answers honestly.

"What happened to Pacifica Northwest?" Wendy asked curiously.

"Pacifica Northwest was the New Gnome Queen that got Gangbanged into submission last week. You actually have been getting along with Mabel better than Pacifica did." Soos admits truthfully.

"So Mabel is still on the rebound from Pacifica turning her down and I'm her second choice... I really should have stopped turning down Dipper, he's more understanding than all the Teenage Boys inside Gravity Falls combined." Wendy Corduroy kicked herself.