Dipper and Mabel glanced at each other.

"Alright, we can't both be Stalking Wendy at same time." Dipper told Mabel worriedly.

"Maybe we can try romancing her together." Mabel says hopefully.

"At least we know why Wendy keeps trying to investigate us, you made her Suspicious and we can't keep using the Memory Guns on her when this Entire Wendy Stalking Obsession keeps making her repeat the investigation continuously." Dipper told Mabel pointedly.

"So I screwed up, can you really blame me for having good taste?" Mabel responded reasonably.

"Mabel, I love Wendy Corduroy too, however, I really can't stand her being distrustful of us when we should be having threesomes together." Dipper tells Mabel truthfully.

"How do you want to cheer Wendy up?" Mabel asked curiously.

"We can buy her a Wooden Crossbow." Dipper says thoughtfully before leaving the Mystery Shack with Mabel.


"Why are Dipper and Mabel going to Archery Classes?" Wendy asked Soos.

"They want to impress you." Soos answers and Wendy just blinked back questioningly.

"Dude, they are still Dipper and Mabel, regardless of their Entire Wendy Stalking Obsession making things weird around the Mystery Shack recently." Soos tells Wendy Corduroy pointedly.

"So what do I do?" Wendy asked Soos.

"Try to avoid hurting their feelings while Dipper and Mabel are both being emotionally unstable." Soos tells Wendy.

"I never thought that Dipper trying to seduce me would feel better than Lesbian Mabel trying to brainwash me into her bedroom." Wendy admits truthfully.

"Mabel is desperate for love, everyone she tries to date leaves her constantly. I can't blame her for trying to be a Lesbian Lover, I just want her to be happy eventually." Soos explained.

"In retrospect, Mabel trying to be my Lesbian Stalker makes more sense. Dipper was a clueless lovesick puppy that just followed me around drooling, Mabel is willing to brainwash me with her Experimental Love Potions, I seriously want to trash her Chemistry Table before I end up as her Love Slave!" Wendy rants beside Soos.

"Mabel has no self-restraint, Dipper does and he was also the one keeping Mabel under control after Pacifica got sold to the Gnomes. You really need to thank Dipper for keeping you safe with the Memory Gun, otherwise, Mabel might have done something stupid." Soos tells Wendy.