Dimensional Location: Nuclear Fallout Inside Gravity Falls.

"We need to get Uncle Walden back to his own Time Period." Dipper Pines stated knowingly.

"Dipper, the kid is a Four Year Old Intellectual Progeny and unfortunately, I'm his First Romantic Fantasy. It's creepy, however, he still needs to stay here." Wendy Corduroy added awkwardly.

"I don't understand." Dipper Pines admits truthfully.

"Dipper, if we send Walden back now, he will be homeless! His Father just died and somehow he got pulled into the future with the Bulletproof Wendigo chasing after him! What do you think will happen next?" Wendy Corduroy snapped at him.

Dipper and Mabel looked horrified.

"The Wendigo is going to eat Walden Pines alive if we don't stop it!" Wendy Corduroy proclaimed.

The Mystery Twins looked like they wanted to throw up simultaneously.

"The Bathroom is over there." Wendy Corduroy pointed out understandingly.


"I never thought that having Dipper Pines drooling after me would look normal until his Four Year Old Uncle got himself trapped inside the future. Does something inside Dipper's Family DNA react towards me like I'm a Living Aphrodisiac for some strange reason?" Wendy Corduroy ponders nervously.

"Hello, Wendy." Walden Pines greeted her nervously.

"It's just like Reliving Dipper's Puppy Love all over again." Wendy thinks sheepishly.

"Do you have any good books to read?" Walden Pines asked curiously.

"I'm not sure." Wendy Corduroy answers back.

"Maybe we can get me a Library Card later, does Gravity Falls even have any Book Stores that I can investigate on my own?" Walden Pines says thoughtfully.

"You looking for anything special?" Wendy Corduroy asked curiously.

"The Dungeons and Dragons Handbook." Walden Pines stated knowingly.

"You mean the Nerd Game that Dipper Pines discovered last week, my younger brothers are already playing it downstairs." Wendy Corduroy explained.