Dimensional Location: The Gravity Falls Universe where Bill Cipher and Lord Voldemort went to Hogwarts as children together.

Earth Year: 1940 AD.

Unit Type: Minotaur Riflemen

Current Armament: Stolen German Rifles

Current Actions: Advancing on the Allied Forces.


"It looks like these Minotaur Riflemen have some Basic Knowledge of the Nazi Warfare Tactics." Howard Stark says thoughtfully.

"The Sorcerer Guy probably Transformed German Infantry into the Minotaur Riflemen to save himself time." Tony Stark says back knowingly.

"So how do we stop someone who can turn people into Living Monsters?" Howard Stark asked worriedly.

"I honestly have no idea." Tony Stark admits truthfully.

Howard Stark and Tony Stark exchanged nervous glances at each other.

An Artillery Strike pushed the Minotaur Riflemen back.

"The Sorcerer Guy don't know anything about Modern Weaponry, our Artillery Support has taken him by complete surprise!" Tony Stark declared in sudden disbelief.


"The Sorcerer Guy ran away! He just fled from our Artillery Support! It really doesn't make any sense unless he came from another dimension without Gunpowder! He's basically operating in the dark about the Human Technology we have now, if he appeared during the Middle Ages, he would have been unstoppable!" Tony Stark was yelling his point across the Debriefing Room.

"So the Sorcerer Guy underestimated us, he's not perfect!" Howard Stark proclaimed.

"Our New Enemy was obviously ignorant of the Artillery Bombardment before it happened. Without Artillery Support, our entire position would have been overwhelmed, we truthfully succeeded because the Minotaur Army got scared off. They had us all outnumbered and they fled regardless of it." Colonel Chester Phillips stated worriedly.

"The Artillery Bombard spooked them into running for their lives!" Howard Stark proclaimed.

"An Instant Minotaur Stampede in the middle of their Supernatural Victory, what an ironic twist." Colonel Chester Phillips says back nervously.

"Irony had nothing to do with this, their Animal Instincts caused the Minotaur Stampede when the Artillery Bombardment started." Tony Stark explained.

"So we won because of this Design Defect inside the Minotaur Transformations?" Howard Stark asked worriedly.

"Disturbingly correct, we won because the Minotaur Stampede were all too dumb to even realize they outnumbered us. I personally feel more disturbed that our Minotaur Enemies are suddenly turning on each other without leadership. This entire thing sounds like a failed experiment gone wrong." Tony Stark says back pointedly.