1880's
"Where did you find this strange man at?" asked a female sounding voice. "I've found him laying unconscious in our ranch" said another voice but this one sounded male. "Oh no, not another one. Seamus, you can't take in strange people" said the female one. "I know Maggie, but it's the right thing to do. We need help those who are in trouble" said Seamus. "At least Mr. Eastwood didn't mind the help, but still, stop taking in strangers" said Maggie. "Maggie look, he's starting to wake up" said Seamus.
Future Edd groans as he opens his eyes only to get the view of both Seamus and Maggie. "Oh thank goodness, you're okay" said Maggie. Future Edd realizes that he's laying on a bed and tries to sit up, but he gets stopped by Maggie. "You're not supposed to be moving. A few minutes ago, I checked to see if you're hurt and surprisingly, there are a couple of cuts and bruises" said Maggie. "Oh...sorry. Who are you and where am I? Besides, what year is it?" asked Future Edd. "Oh my, you must've bumped your head harder than I thought. My name is Seamus McFly and the person who's treating you is my wife, Maggie. As you can tell from our accents, well my accent mostly, we're from Ireland. We came all the way to the New World to live at Spitbucket" said Seamus.
"Well that explains everything. So what about my second question?" asked Future Edd. "First tell us who you are and we'll answer it" said Seamus. "Alright, fair enough. I'm...uhh...Edd" said Future Edd. "Ah, so you must be related to Detective Edward Gold. He too also came from England" said Maggie. "Detective Edward Gold?" asked Future Edd sounding a little confused. "Yeah, that Edward Gold. He came here looking for a prince of the British Royal Family who's gone missing. I believe his name is Matthew" said Seamus.
Future Edd gets up from the bed as he ignored the pleas of Maggie as he walks to a nearby window. Along the way, he noticed that his leg was hurting, but brushed it off just so he can take a look outside. "Oh my god..." said Future Edd. What Future Edd saw was plains of a desert and grass while cowboys riding on horses and wagons came passing by. "Hey, you really shouldn't be walking right now" said Seamus. Future Edd turns to face both Seamus and Maggie who were giving him looks of concern.
"Mind telling me the date now?" asked Future Edd. "Oh yeah, sure. Today is September 2nd and the year is 1885" said Seamus. "1885...1885...I think that wristwatch had a malfunction" said Future Edd. "What was that?" asked Maggie. "Nothing! I was just talking to myself" said Future Edd. "Oh I see. You should probably lay down and take a rest. I've noticed that there's bags underneath your eyes" said Maggie. "No no no, I'm fine" said Future Edd. "Alright, but you should at least sit down" said Maggie. "Yeah, you're right" said Future Edd.
[A Few Hours Later]
After resting up, Future Edd gets taken into town by Seamus and Maggie on their wagon. The wagon eventually stops at a post office. "Alright Mr. Edd, we've made it. Feel free to look around, we'll be in the post office getting stuff done" said Seamus. "You got it" said Future Edd. Future Edd then watches as Seamus gets off the wagon and helps Maggie get down before they both go inside the post office. Future Edd soon gets off and begins walking around in the town as he passed by a band who were playing music.
"Hmm...Doubleback...I really like this song. It fits perfectly with the theme of the good ol' days of the Wild West" said Future Edd. Future Edd kept walking as he saw many buildings until he reached a saloon called "A Good Place to Start Saloon". Future Edd questions it at first but shrugs it off before heading inside where a couple of people sitting at tables. There was one person at the table in particular that saw Future Edd. "Well I'll be, it's another circus freak" said an old man. He along with a few others laughed as Future Edd holds back an angry growl.
"Hey Al, it looks like this one can show off aggression. Steve, is gonna have some fun today" said Steve as he chuckled. "Nah, don't bother. He's not worth our time. We don't want any trouble with a giant" said Al. They all laughed again as Future Edd walked by them and sits at the front counter as the bartender comes up to him. "What can I get for you, stranger?" asked the bartender. "I don't know. What do you have?" asked Future Edd. "We have beer, whiskey, and we have a new drink that just came in last week. It's called Co-La" said the bartender.
"Co-La? I believe you mean cola" said Future Edd. "Oh really? That's what you call it? Would you like some?" asked the bartender. "Yeah sure" said Future Edd. The bartender takes the time to go look in a large cabinet before coming back with a glass bottle of cola as he walked away. Future Edd looks at the bottle as he takes the cap off before taking a small sip. His eyes widen before taking even more sips until he was satisfied.
"I wouldn't be drinking that so fast if I were you" said a voice. Future Edd turns his head to see a cowboy with an eyepatch. "Who are you?" asked Future Edd. "Thompson. Sheriff Thompson. I don't see anyone taller than the rest of town on a daily basis. Mind telling me your name?" asked Sheriff Thompson. "I'm Edd. Edd Gold" said Future Edd. "Edd Gold...? Hmm...ah, you must be related to that detective" said Sheriff Thompson.
"Yeah I am. Where is he?" asked Future Edd. "You just missed him. Apparently he drank that Co-La stuff and just like that, he took off" said Sheriff Thompson. "Oh he must be on a sugar rush..." said Future Edd. "Sorry to interrupt sheriff, but the bandits are here" said the bartender. "What!? Where are they?" asked Sheriff Thompson. "I saw them outside just a few minutes ago. They have the prince and plus they have backup" said the bartender.
"Bartender, hold my beer. I'm going out there" said Sheriff Thompson. Sheriff Thompson gets up and heads out of the saloon to face the bandits and their backup as Future Edd follows him. Once stepping out in the middle of the town, there stood on top of a balcony were three Mexican bandits and on ground level stood Edward Gold facing them. "Edward, what are you doing?" asked Sheriff Thompson. "Thompson! You came just in time for a standoff" said Edward. "Yeah I did, but that's not what I meant by facing off" said Sheriff Thompson.
"Hahaha! Well, if if isn't the sheriff. Fancy meeting you here" said Saloonatics Eduardo. "How many times do I have to tell you to not come back here?" asked Sheriff Thompson. "Yeah! Besides, where's the prince?" asked Edward. "Juan, bring him here" said Saloonatics Eduardo. "I can't" said Juan. "And why not?" asked Saloonatics Eduardo.
"Cause he's right there" said Juan. Juan points to the direction to where Prince Matthew was at and it turns out that he was by Future Edd. "What the?" asked Saloonatics Eduardo. "Oh my god, that was fast. I wasn't expecting that" said Edward. "Thank you so much for saving me, kind sir" said Prince Matthew. "Now's not a good time to be thanking me when there's literally guns pointing at you" said Future Edd.
"Alright you gigantic freak, what's the big deal? How dare you interfere with our plans" said Saloonatics Eduardo. "And how dare you have the guts to kidnap a prince. Like who does that?" asked Future Edd. Saloonatics Eduardo only growls at what Future Edd said before his attention turns to four men riding on horses that stopped in front of his opposers. It turns out there was a man who seemed to be the leader while the other three men were just goons. "It's the boss" said Juan. "Calling backup? That's real pathetic" said Sheriff Thompson.
"Like you're the one to talk, Thompson" said the boss. "Umm...you two know each other?" asked Edward. "We've been archenemies for years due to the Mad Dog being the runt of his family's litter" said Sheriff Thompson. "Stop calling me that! It's Baron. Oh and uh, yeah we never got along" said Baron. "Boss, their new friend rescued the prince" said Juan. "I see that Juan. I know exactly what to do" said Baron.
Sheriff Thompson then realizes what Baron was planning to do once he heard what he said. "Edward, take Matthew and get out of here now" said Sheriff Thompson. "What? Why?" asked Edward. "Don't ask questions, just go" said Sheriff Thompson. Edward did what he was told and took Matthew by the hand as they took off. Once getting to a certain distance, Baron motions his hand making his goons chase after them while trying to shoot them with guns as the third one makes a lasso with some rope.
Edward and Matthew dodges them shortly before Baron takes chase. "We're going to die!" yelled Matthew. "Oh no we're not" said Edward. As Baron and his goons were chasing both Edward and Matthew, Marco and Juan open fires at Sheriff Thompson and Future Edd who've managed to get behind something solid. "Hahaha! Run cowards, run" said Saloonatics Eduardo. "I wasn't expecting for Baron to come to their aid. Not like this" said Sheriff Thompson.
"What even makes him known as the Mad Dog anyway?" asked Future Edd. "Well he has a very short temper and can be aggressively violent" said Sheriff Thompson. "I see where he can be a role model for that" said Future Edd. "But I know something about Baron that nobody in town does" said Sheriff Thompson. "What is it?" asked Future Edd. "What I said about Baron being the runt of his family is true. His family is one of the richest in town and in the country. Baron is the second youngest out of a family of 13" said Sheriff Thompson.
"What made him turn to the life of being the boss of a group of bandits?" asked Future Edd. Before Sheriff Thompson could answer the question more bullets were fired at their hiding spot. "Oh god, this plank of wood isn't going to last long" said Sheriff Thompson. "Don't worry, I'll take care of this" said Future Edd. Future Edd quickly comes out in the opening as he put his sunglasses on while the bullets stopped. "Looks like pressuring was a good idea after all. We get to take down a giant" said Saloonatics Eduardo.
"And I get to be in a standoff, Wild West style" said Future Edd. In quick rapid speed, Future Edd takes out his pistol and points it at the three bandits. "Oh, you got some guts to take us out. It's three against one. You don't stand a chance" said Saloonatics Eduardo. The trio of bandits pointed their guns at Future Edd waiting for an opportunity to strike. However, they didn't notice that the Future Edd pressed a button on the side of the pistol turning it into a laser pistol. "Adios...bandits" said Future Edd.
Future Edd pulls the triggers causing a green laser to come out as it destroyed the beams of the balcony. Once the beams were destroyed, the balcony gives out causing the bandits to fell into a large mud puddle seemly unharmed...sorta. "Ow! Estoy dolorido..." said Marco. "What just happened...?" asked Juan. "You just got beaten by me" said Future Edd. "Well I'll be, that was impressing" said Sheriff Thompson.
"Thanks Thompson. We got three down, four more to go" said Future Edd. "Right. I saw that they were chasing them down to the clock tower. We'll take horses" said Sheriff Thompson. A few minutes later, both Sheriff Thompson and Future Edd took off on horses to the clock tower with the three bandits dragging behind in rope. They've passed by a wooden shed where a young teen and an old guy were seen working on something. "Doc!" said the teen. "What is it Marty?" asked Doc.
"There was a man combating bandits with a futuristic pistol that shoots out lasers" said Marty. "Lasers? Oh don't be ridiculous, Marty. The only people who are from the future is just us two. It must've been your imagination" said Doc. "It wasn't! I saw it with my own eyes and it was real" said Marty. "Yeah, it probably was. Come on Marty, let's focus on getting back to 1985 for now" said Doc. Meanwhile at the clock tower, both Edward and Matthew were seen barricading the door. "That should be enough for now" said Edward.
"What's going to happen to us if it doesn't hold?" asked Prince Matthew. "Don't say that! We're going to be fine. There's no way that those goons will be able to get in" said Edward. "That may be true unless we come in while you're busy keeping us out" said Baron. Both Edward and Matthew screamed as they quickly went up the spiralling staircase while Baron's three goons went after them. Unfortunately for the goons, Edward and Matthew stopped them Home Alone style with sandbags, pots, and even hitting the third goon with a frying pan making them all tumble down the stairs. Baron facepalms at this.
"Idiots. Ah well, looks like I'm doing things by myself" said Baron. Edward and Matthew kept going up the stairs as they saw that Baron was making his way towards them. "He's coming!" said Matthew. "Oh no! Keep going" said Edward. Eventually, Edward and Matthew made it to the top where a large bell and a couple of gears which connected to the clock was at. It wasn't till Baron made it to the top as well.
"Finally, it's about time. I can now lay my own hands on you both" said Baron as he pulled out a gun. "Edward...what...what's next on the plan?" asked Prince Matthew. "Bell" said Edward. "Bell..?" asked Prince Matthew slightly confused. "Yeah bell" said Edward. Edward takes out a bootle of cola, drinks it, and pulls out his gun.
"Having a last drink before death I see? What a wise choice. I'm going to give you a count of three and once I get to one, I want you to surrender and hand over the prince or ELSE" said Baron. Baron starts counting down from three as he stepped forward to Edward and Matthew with his finger on the trigger. "3...2...1..." counted Baron. "0!" said Edward. Edward fires a bullet which misses Baron and ended up hitting a gear of the clock causing it to strike to 12pm as the bell started to move. The bell hits a shocked Baron who was not expecting this to happen causing him to get knocked down.
"Let's get out of here!" said Edward. Edward and Matthew ran down the staircase just as Edward takes out the cord which held the bell in place. Baron soon gets up with some blood coming down from the top of his head and chases after his victims. Luckily Edward and Matthew made it down the stairs in time to remove the stuff that was placed on the door just as Baron and his goons came together. "How dare you almost ruin my face. You're so dead now!" yelled Baron. "Nah, you guys are the ones that are going to be dead" said Edward.
"What?" asked Baron. Suddenly the clock tower shakes as the bell came falling down through every floor eventually making it to the bottom. "Incoming!" said one of the goons. Baron and his goons quickly gotten out the way just only barely once the bell came crashing down which picked up huge clouds of dust. As the dust settles, Baron and his goons were seen on the ground just as Sheriff Thompson ties them all up. "Mad Dog Baron, it's over. You and your goons are under arrest" said Sheriff Thompson.
"What!? You can't do this! You can't!" said Baron. "Unfortunately for you I can, unless you want to spend your time and days on apologizing to the town like the outlaw you are" said Sheriff Thompson. "What happens if I don't?" asked Baron. "Well it's jail time for the rest of your life which could lead into the death penalty" said Sheriff Thompson. "Alright, alright, I'll apologize. Just don't give me death" said Baron. "Very well then, it's settled" said Sheriff Thompson.
