Chapter 2: A Tee-Rific Surprise

"That was great! What's up next, Barney?" asked Robert.

"A nap?" yawned Peppermint Patty, crawling in the hammock and falling asleep before there could even be an answer.

"Today's Super-Dee-Duper sing-a-long is gonna be full of surprises." Barney said.

"Like what?" asked Rerun.

"I love surprises. Can we have one now? Can we?" asked Baby Bop.

"Some of our friends aren't here yet, but we can start if you want, Baby Bop." Barney said.

"Wahoo!" Sally cheered.

"Oh thank you. Goodie." Baby Bop giggled.

"I was thinking-" Barney began before everyone heard a cow moo.

"Sounds like a cow." Hannah said.

"A cow you say?" asked Barney.

"We better go see! Come on!" Stephen said.

"Let's go!" 3 and 4 said in unison.

"Coming, sisters!" 5 exclaimed.

"Come on, Peppermint Patty." BJ explained, but the tomboy just kept sleeping. "Aye-yi-yi."

Once they left the treehouse, they all found themselves on a farm, and they were wearing farmers' outfits too.

"Welcome to Grandpa's farm, everybody!" Barney exclaimed. "Where there are lots of things to see and do!"

"Wow." Snoopy smiled happily. "We're really here."

"Look at all the animals!" Pigpen said.

"You'll fit in perfectly here." Violet teased Pigpen.

"Incredible!" Dolores spoke up.

"You said it, not me." Roy recalled.

"YEEHAW!" Eudora exclaimed.

Barney, Barney's friends, Peanuts Gang and Snoopy:

We're on our way, we're on our way

On our way to Grandpa's farm.

We're on our way, we're on our way

On our way to Grandpa's farm.

Down on Grandpa's farm there is a black and white cow.

Down on Grandpa's farm there is a black and white cow.

The cow, she makes a sound like this: Moo, moo.

The cow, she makes a sound like this: Moo, moo.

We're on our way, we're on our way

On our way to Grandpa's farm.

We're on our way, we're on our way

On our way to Grandpa's farm.

Down on Grandpa's farm there is a little yellow duck.

Down on Grandpa's farm there is a little yellow duck.

The duck, he makes a sound like this: Quack, quack.

The duck, he makes a sound like this: Quack, quack.

We're on our way, we're on our way

On our way to Grandpa's farm.

We're on our way, we're on our way

On our way to Grandpa's farm.

Down on Grandpa's farm there is a great big pig.

Down on Grandpa's farm there is a great big pig.

The pig, she makes a sound like this: Oink, oink.

The pig, she makes a sound like this: Oink, oink.

We're on our way, we're on our way

On our way to Grandpa's farm.

We're on our way, we're on our way

On our way to Grandpa's farm.

Down on Grandpa's farm, there is a black and white skunk.

Down on Grandpa's farm, there is a black and white skunk.

The skunk, he always smells like this: Pee-yuu!

The skunk, he always smells like this: Pee-yuu!

We're on our way, we're on our way

On our way to Grandpa's farm.

We're on our way, we're on our way

On our way to Grandpa's farm.

"Hello? Where are you?" Baby Bop called out to the water pipe.

"Anyone there?" Sally asked.

"We can't see you; but we know you're up there!" Baby Bop exclaimed as Keesha and Eudora walked towards the two.

"What're you doing, Baby Bop and Sally?" Keesha softly asked.

"May I try?" Eudora asked.

"We're looking up the waterspout." Baby Bop bluntly said.

"Why?" Keesha and Eudora asked in unison.

"Baby Bop wants to see the Itsy Bitsy Spider. I'm just here for fun." Sally explained.

"How do you know it's up there?" Keesha asked.

"Knowledge." Sally shrugged.

"Don't you remember?" Baby Bop wondered.

Baby Bop:

The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout.

Down came the rain and washed the spider out.

Out came the sun and dried up all the rain.

And the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again.

"Aww, he didn't come down, Baby Bop." Sally sighed.

"Maybe he will if you sing with me." Baby Bop told Sally, Eudora and Keesha.

"Okay." Eudora and Keesha replied in unison

Baby Bop, Keesha, Sally and Eudora:

The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout.

Down came the rain and washed the spider out.

Out came the sun and dried up all the rain.

And the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again.

"Here, spider, spider. Here spider, spider. He must not be home." Baby Bop realized before a spider slid down the spout. "Oh, there you are, little spider."

"Hi Keesha, hi Sally, hi Eudora, hi Baby Bop." Hannah waved as the rest of the gang walked towards them with four more beagles-three of them were Snoopy's brothers.

"Look who followed us here from the farmhouse." Stephen said.

"Nice to meet you. I'm Baby Bop." Baby Bop smiled. "What're their names?"

"This is Spike, Andy and Olaf." Barney said. "Three of Snoopy's brothers."

"Indeed." Snoopy said.

"And what's this doggy's name?" Baby Bop wondered.

"Well…" Barney began.

Barney:

There was a farmer who had a dog,

And Bingo was his name-o.

Barney, Baby Bop, Barney's friends, Peanuts Gang and Snoopy:

B-I-N-G-O

B-I-N-G-O

B-I-N-G-O

And Bingo was his name-o.

Hannah:

There was a farmer had a dog,

And Bingo was his name-o.

Barney, Baby Bop, Barney's friends, Peanuts Gang and Snoopy:

(clap)-I-N-G-O

(clap)-I-N-G-O

(clap)-I-N-G-O

And Bingo was his name-o.

Robert:

There was a farmer had a dog,

And Bingo was his name-o.

Barney, Baby Bop, Barney's friends, Peanuts Gang and Snoopy:

(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O

(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O

(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O

And Bingo was his name-o.

Keesha:

There was a farmer had a dog,

And Bingo was his name-o.

Barney, Baby Bop, Barney's friends, Peanuts Gang and Snoopy:

(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O

(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O

(clap)-(clap-(clap)-G-O

And Bingo was his name-o.

Stephen:

There was a farmer had a dog,

And Bingo was his name-o.

Barney, Baby Bop, Barney's friends, Peanuts Gang and Snoopy:

(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O

(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O

(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O

And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer had a dog,

And Bingo was his name-o.

(clap 5 times)

(clap 5 times)

(clap 5 times)

And Bingo was his name-o.

"Hey Sissy! Guys! Come looks at the horses we found!" BJ exclaimed as he, 3, 4 and Jeff ran towards the kids.

"What a nice dog." Rerun smiled as he, Piper, Robert, Keesha, Charlie Brown and Barney stayed behind. "Do you think Linus and Lucy will let me keep him?"

"Well, he belongs to the farmer and his name is Bingo." Barney said. "Sorry, Rerun."

"It's fine." Rerun sighed.

"Wow, Bingo. With ears as long as yours, I'll bet you can hear EVERYTHING that happens in the barnyard." Robert smiled.

Barney, Barney's friends and Peanuts Gang:

Do your ears hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot?

Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Can you throw 'em 'oer your shoulder

Like a continental soldier?

Do your ears hang low?

Do your ears hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot?

Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Can you throw 'em 'oer your shoulder

Like a continental soldier?

Do your ears hang low?

Do your ears hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot?

Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Can you throw 'em 'oer your shoulder

Like a continental soldier?

Do your ears hang low?

"Good Bingo!" Rerun exclaimed as they all returned back home in a wave of Barney magic.

"Visiting that farm was a really fun surprise." Hannah smiled.

"Oh yes it was! I love the farm life!" Franklin said. "But we forgot to do something fun."

"Like what?" Barney asked.

"A hoedown!" the Peanuts Gang eagerly said as Peppermint Patty awoke in shock.

"There was an old lady who lived in a shoe!" Peppermint patty exclaimed before yawning and climbing out of the hammock. "Oh, it's you guys. Now what's this about a hoedown?"

"That's what we're gonna do!" 3 and 4 happily exclaimed.

"YEE HAW! I love me a good ol fashion kick up your heels hoedown! I wonder where Marcie is, though." Peppermint Patty smiled as she headed to the two way can system. "I'll call to see where she is."

Unbeknownst to the kids, however, Marcie was taking a nap under the shade of the treehouse, and while the can system didn't wake her up, three teenagers had arrived to hear the bell ringing. "Hello?" one of them asked.

"Marcie, where are you? The hoedown's beginning!" a frantic Peppermint Patty asked.

"We're coming, 'Sir'." The teenager who answered the phone giggled, looking at her friends. As she hung up the phone, she turned to the others and said, as they headed to the treehouse, "Well, we're at the right place alright."

Back in the treehouse, the kids were preparing for their hoedown.

"We?" Peppermint Patty wondered to herself. "Who could Marcie have brought along to the sing-a-long? Her wackadoodle cousin?"

"We'll find out." 3 said.

"Why do you have number names anyways?" Hannah asked 5.

"That's simple, Hannah. Our family name is 95472…the accent is on the 4…actually that's our zip code number…in fact, 95472 was the number that sort of started the whole thing…that was the number that finally caused my dad to become completely hysteric one night. My full name is 555 95472, but everyone calls me 5 for short. And, as you can tell, I have two sisters named 3 and 4." 5 explained as Hannah blinked.

"Those are nice feminine names." Hannah shrugged.

"We think so." 5 smiled. "So, Charlie Brown, we're ready to hoedown."

"That's great, 5. I know the best hoedown we can do!" Charlie Brown exclaimed.

"What is it?" everyone else asked.

"I'll show you." Charlie Brown smiled.

Charlie Brown:

Okay, everybody, gather 'round

It's time for the Pigpen Hoedown!

Kick up your heels, jump up and down,

Shut your eyes and whirl around.

Reach out your hand and if no one's there,

Grab your own hand, dance 'round in square.

Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, Barney's friends, Peanuts Gang and Snoopy:

When you're doin' the Pigpen Hoedown,

Gotta have a caller you can trust!

'Cause when Pigpen does a Hoedown,

He really kicks up some dust!

"Hey Charlie Brown, we're all bumping into each other. May I give it a try?" Jeff asked.

"Sure." Charlie Brown shrugged.

Jeff:

Bow to your left, bow to your right,

And if you find no one in sight,

Just bow to your toes and bow to your knees,

And dance around just as you please.

Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, Barney's friends, Peanuts Gang and Snoopy:

When you're doin' the Pigpen Hoedown,

Gotta have a caller you can trust!

'Cause when Pigoen does a Hoedown,

He really kicks up some dust!

(Everybody coughs)

"I can hardly see!" BJ exclaimed

"Everything's dusty!" Violet whined as Woodstock and Spike strum their violins.

"Hey, Jeff, you know we're still bumping into each other. Let me be the caller." Lucy suggested.

"We don't need a caller, Lucy, we need a vacuum cleaner!" Sally exclaimed

"We sure do." Baby Bop said.

Lucy:

If you really wanna dance,

If we stay here we've got no chance,

So nod to the ceiling and bow to the floor,

Leave Pigpen here and head for the door!

Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, Barney's friends, Peanuts Gang and Snoopy:

When you're doin' the Pigpen Hoedown

Gotta have a caller you can trust!

'Cause when Pigpen does a Hoedown,

He really kicks up some dust!