Chris: Previously on Total Drama Island, the remaining campers went on a hike into the woods. The Gophers and Bass both started off pretty poorly, with Amy and Sugar fighting and Lightning taking his team the wrong way. As the night went on, Jasmine learned of Sugar's betrayal and told her ally Sky. Meanwhile, Zoey and Mike seemed to be getting closer. Unfortunately, the Gophers once again lost...man, they really suck. Sugar was sent home unanimously after everyone learned she caused Ella's demise. Who will be next to go? Find out now on Total Drama Island!

Sugar's boat is seen speeding away from the island.

Dave: Thank god she's gone.

Shawn: Seriously, that girl was insane.

B nods in agreement.

The team turns around and is about to walk to camp when they see the Killer Bass emerge from the shadows.

Jasmine: What do you guys want?

Zoey: Nothing, I swear. Anne Maria's spray tan in a can must have exploded because it smells like chemicals in there.

Scott: Yeah, and I don't think my lungs need a tan.

A raccoon runs out of a bush and scurries across Cameron's feet.

Cameron: AHH! A MONSTER!

Jo: A monster? That was just a raccoon. Man, you're really damaged.

Cameron: Sorry...I just hate the idea of little monsters coming out of the forest to kill me.

Dakota: What's really scary is old technology. That stuff is horrifying.

(Conf) Mike: So before you know it, everyone was spilling their guts about their biggest fears. Dawn was dairy products, Jo was feminine formal attire, Amy and Anne Maria agreed on bad hairstyles being their biggest fear. It was a great bonding moment to be honest.

Mike: Well skydiving is my biggest fear. I am deeply terrified that my parachute wouldn't work and I'd plummet to my death. What about you Zoey?

Zoey: My biggest fear is kind of embarrassing…

Lightning: Aw, come on Red. Tell us.

Zoey: Well...I'm really afraid of old russian ladies.

Jo: ...what?

Zoey: They're so miserable and scary!

Jo: Pff...what an odd fear.

Zoey: Hey! At least it isn't feminine formal attire.

Jo: Dresses are the devil's clothing.

Everyone chuckles.

Brick: Well I'm really scared of the dark.

Jasmine: My fear is kind of similar. It's closed in spaces. I'm claustrophobic.

Brick: Yeesh. I can't imagine that.

Samey: Well my biggest fear has always been the color blue.

Scott: Really?

Amy: Blue's my favorite color.

Jasmine: Now I understand why Samey's scared of it.

Amy scoffs.

Scott: Well I hate sharks. A lot.

Lightning: And I hate meals with no meat in them. It makes me shudder.

Dave: I hate the idea of being humiliated in public.

Sky: Well, I really don't like bugs.

Shawn: And my biggest fear is-

Everyone: We know...zombies.

Shawn: Yeah! How'd you know?

Jo: Hey wait...that quiet guy didn't tell us his!

Dave: He just doesn't talk.

B points to my mouth.

Jasmine: Your fear is talking?

B nods.

Jasmine: Crikey, that's tough.

Scott: So I guess we all know each others' fears…

Jasmine: Guess so.

The next day, the teams are sitting in the mess hall. Chris stands before them.

Chris: Campers, I like to call this challenge Phobia Factor. Prepare to face your worst fears!

Scott: Worse than the food you give us?

Chris: Hehe...yes. First up...Dakota.

Chef walks to Dakota and picks her up. He then shakes her until her phone falls out of her pocket.

Dakota: Hey! That was expensive!

Chris: Need a phone?

Dakota: Uh, yes please.

Chris hands her a flip phone.

Dakota: What is this?! Some kind of makeup mirror?

Chris: It's an old cell phone. Use it for the rest of the day without complaining and you score a point for your team.

Dakota: But it looks-

Jo: SHUT it and pretend you enjoy using it.

Dakota frowns.

Jasmine: How did you guys even know what our biggest fears were?

Sky: Ugh...because we told them last night.

Everyone groans.

Chris: Next, we have Dawn. Chef, would you like to show Dawn what her breakfast will look like?

Chef brings out a plate of cheese bread, cereal, and a cup of milk.

Lightning: That looks better than all of ours!

Chef: SHUT UP!

Dawn: Oh no...this is not what I anticipated at all today. I thought there was good energy circulating in the air!

Chris: Guess not!

Dawn gulps.

Dawn: This is against everything I preach!

Anne Maria: Girl, just do it.

Dawn sniffs it. She sighs and looks up to see her team eyeing her down.

Dawn: I...I cannot do it. I won't.

Chris: Well then Dawn does not win a point for her team!

Mike: It's alright, Dawn. Don't worry.

Dawn: Thanks Mike.

Chris: For our next fear, we have two ugly mullet wigs for Anne Maria and Amy.

He plops them on their heads.

Anne Maria: Oh gosh...now I look like Jo! I think I'm gonna hurl!

Jo: Pull. It. Together!

Amy: Ew! This is like something Samey would wear.

Jasmine: Can't you do one challenge without tearing someone down?

Amy: Quiet, I'm concentrating!

Chef brings out a white dress. Jo turns around and gasps.

Jo: NO! Anything but that...PLEASE! Anything!

Chris: Haha...This is gonna be awesome.

Jo picks up the dress and gulps as she stares at it.

Lightning: Dude, I know wearing girly things can be humiliating but you got this. Nobody is gonna care.

Jo sighs. She walks out of the mess hall with the cast following her. She walks into the bathroom and changes in a stall before walking back out.

Zoey: Aw, you actually look really good!

Jo: Actually?

Zoey: I mean, not actually...uh…

Chris: You keep that on all day and you score a point for your team.

Shawn: So who's next?

Chris: Why don't you take a look?

Chris points behind Shawn. Shawn turns around and sees a zombies, obviously Chef, walking towards him.

Shawn gasps.

Shawn: THE ZOMBIES GOT CHEF!

Chris rolls his eyes.

Chris: All you have to do is let the zombie roam instead of attacking it and the point yours.

Jasmine: It'll be alright, Shawn.

Sky: Yeah, just breathe.

The camera pans back to Jo and Dakota.

Dakota: I'm such an awesome actress. I can totally pull this off.

(Conf) Dakota: Does complaining in the confessional count as complaining in the challenge? Because I'm about to lose my mind.

Dakota: I'm gonna join the others.

She walks away to the group in front of the cabins.

Jo: This is just...so terrible.

Brick walks over.

Brick: Come on, Jo. You don't look so bad.

Jo: It's not about how I look. This type of stuff just isn't me.

Brick: Well I know that…

Jo: I can't stand this game sometimes. I know I can be super rude, but I do it because I know being nice won't cut it to win. I just don't understand why we have to be humiliated like this.

Brick: But being nice will cut it. That's the problem.

Jo: It won't.

Jo sits down on a rock.

Brick: You've basically already done the hard part. Now you just have to make it through the day.

Jo sighs.

Jo: Yeah, I guess.

Brick: Look at you, all soft.

Jo: Shut up, Brick for brains. I'm not soft. This dress is a size too small. It's cutting off the circulation to my head and causing me to act unusual.

Brick: Sure thing, Jo.

Brick walks away.

(Conf) Brick: Jo really is a softy deep down. Awww.

(Conf) Jo: That idiot really thinks anything I said was real. I hate dresses because they're ugly and you can't beat people up in them as easily as you can with sweatpants. Now I know how to manipulate him.

Brick walks back to the group where Shawn is nearly hyperventilating.

Dave: Poor guy.

Sky: I know. It's awful.

Chris: While Shawn is dealing with that, Jasmine is next. We have a box in the sand built for her.

The cast turns, looking for Jasmine.

Sky: Uh, I don't see her.

Suddenly, Jasmine is seen running away from the group.

Jasmine: You'll never catch me alive!

She sprints into the forest.

(Conf) Jasmine: No way I am doing it. NO. If I get eliminated over it, then oh well.

Chris: Well...uh...Jasmine's gone.

Dawn: This is unorthodox!

Chris: Blah blah blah all I do is complain. That's what you sound like.

Dawn rolls her eyes.

(Conf) Dawn: Chris thinks he's so clever, well wait until I win and donate my money to this specific island to help the wildlife.

Chris: Next is Brick.

Brick: Uh...I can't. I'll automatically pee my pants in the dark.

Chris: Your team needs you.

Brick: No.

Chris: Are you sure?

Brick looks around.

Zoey: Brick, you can do it.

Brick nods.

Brick: Fine.

Chris: Well, thanks to you, all you have to do is stay in the dark and NOT pee yourself for the rest of the day. Sound good?

Brick: Not at all. But I'll do it.

Chris takes Brick over to a dark shed. Brick climbs in and Chris shuts the door.

Brick: Oh god! OH GOD!

Chris: Try to relax, bud.

Brick: I may have already peed myself…

Chris opens the door.

Chris: Come on, dude.

Brick looks ashamed.

Brick: It was scary. You don't know what I went through in training that made me like this.

Zoey: It's okay Brick. At least you tried!

Brick: Uh...Zoey...behind you…

Zoey turns around and sees a little woman.

Zoey: AHHHH!

She punches the women in the face. The face breaks, revealing it was cardboard.

Chris: Yikes...good thing we didn't get a real person. I couldn't even explain the challenge before you punched her.

Zoey: You're a real jerk, Chris!

Chris: I know. Makes for some good TV. Anyways, with that, the teams are still tied with 0. Let's check on Shawn.

They walk over to Shawn, who is rocking hysterically as Chef stands in front of him.

Shawn: Must...resist...attacking…

Chris: Well, Shawn's doing well...or as well as he can do without losing his mind.

Zoey: Just announce the next person.

Chris: Sheesh. Samey, here's a blue dress for you.

Samey: Ugh, really? Blue is so hideous, I just want to RIP THIS THING TO SHREDS.

She looks up and sees everyone staring.

Samey: But uh...I'll go put it on.

Chris: While she's doing that, Dave…

Dave: Oh no…

Chris: You have a choice. You can choose for us to reveal someone humiliating in front of everyone, or not. If you do, you get a point.

Sky: You got this Dave!

Amy: Come on! Do it! You better do it!

Dave: Fine.

Chris pulls out a tape and wheels a TV over.

Chris: I present to you...a movie I like to call...Lust.

The TV turns on. Dave is seen in the confessional.

(Conf) Dave: Sky is so pretty. She's athletic, cute, gorgeous...name anything positive and it can relate to Sky. I really hope she likes me too. I can't stop thinking about her.

Sky looks at Dave, who seems humiliated.

Sky: I mean...I already knew he liked me. This must have been before I turned him down.

Chris: Nope. This was today.

Sky: Oh wow...Dave...I uh…

Dave: Do I get the point?! Because I'm out of here.

He runs off.

Sky: Dave, come back!

Chris: Well, Dave gets his point. Next is Sky.

Sky: Right now? Can't I go talk to Dave?

Chris: Not unless you want to lose a point.

Chef brings over a small blown up pool full of roaches.

Sky gags.

Sky: Aw...no way!

Chris: Jump in, roll around a little, and you win.

(Conf) Sky: What could I do? My team was falling apart. Jasmine and Dave were gone, Samey and Amy are in a constant state of tension, B doesn't talk...I had to make a move for my team.

Sky backs up, and then runs and dives straight into the pool. The roaches scour and crawl all over Sky.

Chris: Awww, sick!

Sky: How much longer?!

Chris: 5...4...3...2...1...You're good!

Sky jumps out and runs, screaming and flailing her arms.

Sky: THEY'RE ON ME! AHHHHHHH!

Chris: And Sky scores a point for the Gophers!

Scott crosses his arms.

Scott: Hey, Mike. Can I talk to you for a second?

Mike: Now?

Scott: Yes. Now.

Zoey looks over and notices their interaction.

Meanwhile, Samey walks back out.

Samey: I'm back with this...blue dress.

She shudders.

Chris: Good. Now keep it on.

She goes and stands with Jo.

Jo: Welcome to the party.

Scott: Listen. The Gophers may be falling apart but there is no way I'm swimming with a shark and they're up 2 points. So we need to plan in case we lose.

Mike: Who are you thinking?

Scott: Cameron, you, and I vote out Jo once and for all. I want that girl GONE.

Mike: You know, I honestly wouldn't mind her leaving.

Scott: After she goes, I think we should follow this order: Dawn, Brick, Lightning, Zoey-

Mike: Zoey? I thought we were keeping her safe.

Scott: Not a part of the agreement, man. Plus with Zoey gone, you don't have to worry about messing up with her. I say we bring Dakota and Anne Maria to the final four with us. They're dumb, they're weak, and we can easily get to the final two.

Mike: This is so frustrating Scott. Why are you blackmailing me?

Scott: You know, only one person can win. I'm trying to help you but you're losing my trust. Stop questioning me and man up. Do you wanna win, or do you want Zoey to win?

Mike: I want to win.

Scott: Good. So pull it together.

(Conf) Scott: Do I actually want that final four? Yes. However I don't wanna be in the final two with Mike. He's too smart. I want Dakota right next to me so I can easily win.

Mike walks away.

Scott: Hey, some berries!

He bends down and sees a shape through the bush.

Scott: Hey! Who's there?

He peaks and sees B.

Scott: Oh, silent boy huh. Did you hear anything we were saying?

B nods angrily.

Scott: Heh...well, you don't even talk. How are you gonna tell everyone?

B realizes and looks at the ground, disappointed.

Scott: Good luck at the challenge! Hehehe…

Back at camp, Chef is preparing an airplane.

Mike walks back and sees this.

Mike: Oh no...no, please!

Chris hands Mike a parachute.

Chris: Buckle up, Mikey! It'll be a long ride.

Chef chuckles and gets in.

In the woods, Jasmine is seen sitting on a log.

Jasmine: Ugh, I shouldn't have ditched my team like that...but I know they're ashamed of me. I don't blame them. Maybe I should go help them.

She stands up and walks back to camp.

Up in the sky, Mike is preparing to jump.

Chris: Ready, man?!

Mike: NO. But I have to do it.

He looks down and sees ant-like people on the ground.

Mike sighs and then bends his knees. He jumps forwards and flies out of the plane. Screaming, he pulls his parachute, which opens up but has a hole in it.

Mike: Uh oh…

He begins spiraling down and crashes into a tree.

Zoey: MIKE! Are you okay?

Mike: Nope. Not at all.

He then passes out.

Chris: Well, Mike scores a point for the Bass! Time is also up for Jo, Shawn, Amy, Dakota, Anne Maria, and Samey. They all score for their team!

Jo: Finally.

Anne Maria: That's what I'm talkin' about!

Dakota: Yes! I hated that phone.

Shawn's eyes open.

Shawn: Wait...there's no zombie here.

Chris: Chef had other things to do.

Shawn: Well either way, I'm glad I scored.

Chris: After tallying the points, the Gophers have 5 points and the Bass have 4.

Scott: Already I can tell you that I'm not doing any shark related challenge. No way. Not a chance.

Jo: Come on, Scott. Stop being a wuss and do it.

Scott: Thanks but no thanks.

Chris: So that leaves Cameron and Lightning for the Bass and B for the Gophers. I guess it's uneven. If B scores for the Gophers, he gets two points and will win for his team. But first, Lightning, you're up.

Lightning: Sha-what am I doing?

Chris: Eating...a salad.

Lightning: Piece of cake.

He devours it.

Chris: What a lame fear. Cameron, you know your fear. Monsters.

Cameron gulps.

Chris: So let's see your monster!

Chef, now dressed like a monster, walks out.

Cameron: M-M-MONSTER!

Zoey: Don't move Cam!

Chef walks and looks Cameron in the face. Cameron is nearly hyperventilating but stays in his spot.

Chris: Alright, fine. Cameron scores a point.

Cameron: Yes!

Chris: And with that, we have B left. B, your biggest fear was talking.

B looks at his team. Jasmine is now with them.

Chris: Are you gonna do it?

B looks at the ground.

Scott: Well, he's probably ashamed.

Sky: What do you mean?

Scott: I found this in the confessional.

Scott shows a piece of paper with the names of the Gophers written in order. B's name is missing.

Scott: I don't see B on here. Looks like some kind of elimination list...that he made. Got anything to say for yourself B?

B shakes his head and looks angry, trying to express that it is fake.

Shawn: Man, this is not cool. At all.

B desperately tries to show the team he didn't make it.

Amy: Well, he obviously hasn't talked so…

Chris: Well...with that, the Bass win once again!

Scott: Hehe…

Sky: Oh my god...this is humiliating.

Chris: See you guys at the campfire ceremony.

Sky is sitting on the stairs of the cabin. Samey walks out.

Samey: Hey Sky.

Sky: Oh, hey Samey.

Samey: You look like you're sad. You okay?

Sky: It's Dave...I just...I don't know how I feel about everything.

Samey: Hey, I totally understand. I think Dave really likes you. If you can, you should give him a shot.

Sky: Thanks for the advice.

Samey: Who do you think is leaving tonight?

Sky: Well I don't know about you, but I think B's kind of useless.

Samey: Amy is just...horrible, you know?

Sky: You have Jasmine and I to deal with her, don't worry.

Samey: Thanks.

Samey gets up and walks away.

Chris: Well, I can say I genuinely don't know how many of you will merge. Probably not many. Anyways, I'll announce who's safe.

Jasmine looks around.

Chris: Jasmine, Sky, Shawn, Samey.

They catch their marshmallows.

Chris: Dave is safe.

Dave: Phew!

Chris: B, Amy...one of you is out tonight. And that person is…

Amy and B look at Chris.

Chris: ...B.

Amy catches her marshmallow.

Amy: Bye, silent treatment.

B sighs and gets up. He walks to the dock of shame and gets on the Boat of Losers.

(Conf) Scott: Man, I only did what I had to do to survive. B knew what was going on so he had to go. I'm just glad it went over smoothly. I have this game in the palm of my hand.

Chris: Well, with B gone, can the Gophers finally win? Doubt it. And how about Scott's strategy. Evil, huh. What'll happen next? Find out next time on Total Drama Island!

Yes, 6 months later I am finally releasing episode 7. It's been a long time coming. This episode sorta established Scott as a true villain. Plotwise, I think this episode is kind of more of a filler episode. The next 3 episodes are definitely much different in regards to plots and eliminations. I'm hoping to continue more without randomly stopping.