Chris: Previously on Total Drama Island, both teams set out on a canoe trip to scarrrryy Boney Island. Mike went off on Scott, ending their alliance. Sky had to make amends with Dave after it was revealed that the dude had the hots for her even after she turned him down. Ouch. At the end of the day, the Gophers finally won, sending the Bass to the campfire ceremony. There, Brick backstabbed his friends to stay in a stronger alliance and Mike was sent packing. Can that alliance stay together? How will Zoey be around her team? And what the heck is Zoey's new souvenir? Also, can my teeth get any whiter? Find out here on Total Drama Island!
Chris is flying a helicopter over the cabins.
Shawn: IT'S THE ZOMBIES! HIIIIIDE!
Dave looks annoyed.
Dave: Uh, it's a helicopter. And it's 6 AM, so thanks for screaming in my ear.
Shawn: Sorry…
The female contestants are in line for the bathroom.
Jasmine: What's taking so long in there?!
Anne Maria answers from inside of the bathroom.
Anne Maria: AY! I'M GETTIN' READY.
Dakota: Well, at least the sun beaming down on us from here gives us beautiful lighting. Ove here, boys!
She waves to the cameramen.
Dakota: Let me give you a grand tour-
Amy pushes Dakota.
Amy: No! I want the attention!
(Conf) Amy: What is with these people? God, they are such losers.
Dakota gets up and crosses her arms.
Jasmine: Get used to it. She's like that a lot.
Suddenly, the loudspeaker blares a horrible sound.
Chris: Good morning, campers! I hope you're ready for the hardest challenge yet! Meet at the campfire in 5 minutes!
Samey: He's so loud and annoying…
Zoey: Tell me about it. Well, I guess I can just pee later.
Zoey walks off. She drops her tiki idol onto the ground. Soon Samey notices, but Zoey is gone by then.
Samey: Aw, she dropped this.
Samey walks over and puts it onto the Gophers' side of the cabin on the railing of the deck.
Samey: I'll give it to her later!
Chris: Are you ready...for today's EXTREME MAX IMPACT CHALLENGE!
Lightning: Sha-heck ya! WOO!
Chris: Here's your breakfast!
He throws them beans in a can. One of them hits Dakota in the head.
Amy: This is disgusting. I even prefer Chef's burnt eggs over this.
Chris: Too bad. Today's challenge is about survival. We're going hunting!
He pulls out a paintball gun.
Shawn: I like the sound of that.
Dawn: I'm NOT hunting animals.
Scott: Relax, it's a paintball gun.
Dawn: So nothing dies?
Chris: Correct. I'll announce the teams when we get into the woods.
Chris: The Bass Deer will be...Dakota...Cameron...Lightning...Anne Maria...and Brick. That makes the Bass Hunters Jo, Scott, Zoey, and Dawn.
Jo: Yes! I'm a hunter. Awesome.
Brick: Aw man.
Dawn: I really don't like this role.
Zoey: I wish I could shoot some of my own teammates.
She points to Scott with her thumb behind her.
Scott: Sorry, ZoZo. No can do-
A paintball gun hits Scott in the head.
(Conf) Zoey: Scott is bringing out the worst in me. I just hate that guy so much. How did he manage to get the votes to stay?
Chris: The Gopher Deer are...Amy, Jasmine, and Dave. That makes the Gopher Hunters Sky, Shawn, and Samey.
Amy: So I get to sit in a hidden spot in the forest all day and tan? Count me in.
Jasmine rolls her eyes.
Samey: I don't know if I'm good enough to be a hunter…
Sky: Don't say that about yourself, Samey. You're gonna win for our team!
Samey smiles.
Chris: Hunters, you'll get these stylin' glasses and wicked camo caps.
He points to orange glasses and hats on the board behind him.
Chris: Deer, you'll get antlers, noses, and little white tails.
Brick: There's no way I'm wearing that.
Lightning: Exactly. Absolutely not.
Chris: You just gotta get in character.
Dave puts his deer outfit on.
Sky: Heh, you look pretty funny in that.
Dave chuckles.
Dave: Yeah, I know.
Amy, Jasmine, and Dave are walking in the forest.
Jasmine: At least Chris gave the deer a head start.
Dave: Where should we go first?
Amy: I'm going to find Samey.
Jasmine: For what?
Amy: I just wanna help her, that's all.
Jasmine: Whatever, if you say so.
Dakota, Cameron, Lightning, Anne Maria, and Brick are walking the opposite way.
Dakota: My feet hurt.
Brick: We've been walking for 5 minutes.
Dakota: 5 minutes too long.
She takes a seat on a big rock.
Anne Maria: Ay yo, I'mma continue walking with them. But good luck, girl.
As the four of them are walking, Cameron and Brick slow down.
Cameron: Listen, I know you voted out Mike.
Brick: W...what?
Cameron: I'm not stupid. Who else would? Dawn? Of course not. She's not a liar.
Brick: Well…
Cameron: I'm not mad, just confused. We had a solid 5 with people we actually like. You're working with the devil. Something's just not right with Scott. Or Jo for that matter.
Brick: You've never even made an attempt to have a connection with them, Cameron. Maybe Scott is a bit cold, but he's not evil. Jo is a whole other story. She can be a really nice girl.
Cameron: Well I'm not sure I can believe that, and I'm not sure I can be friends with a liar.
Cameron walks away.
(Conf) Brick: A liar? I'm not a liar! UGH, I wish this game wasn't so hard.
The Bass Hunters are getting ready.
Scott: Let's put our differences aside today so that we don't have to vote anyone out.
Zoey: Whatever, fine.
Dawn: Yes, peace is required for success.
Jo: What she said. Now let's go shoot some deer!
Dawn frowns.
Dawn: I...I don't think I can do this.
Zoey: Dawn, it's just a challenge. It's make believe.
Dawn: But it represents the death of a poor innocent soul!
Jo rolls her eyes.
Zoey: We have to do it. We don't have a choice. Now come on.
Dawn puts her glasses on and sighs. The 4 leave the area.
The Gopher Hunters are wandering in the forest.
Samey: Maybe we should split up or something.
Shawn: Good idea. Cover more ground. Samey, you go north. I'll go west, and Sky goes east.
Samey: Well what about south?
Shawn: No! South is where there is warmer weather. Zombies thrive in warm weather.
Sky and Samey stare at Shawn.
Samey is walking in the forest alone.
Samey: C'mon, Sammy. You can do this. Just keep an eye out for a deer.
Amy whispers.
Amy: Samey? Is that you?
Samey: Yes. Amy?
Samey looks over a bush to see a small hidden nook in between some trees. The sun is shining down on Amy.
Amy: Uh, yeah...where were you?
Samey: Wandering the forest looking for people dressed as deer.
Amy: You should have come to me. I need some tanning lotion. Go get me some.
Samey: That's all the way back at the cabins. We could lose a lot of time from that.
Amy: Don't talk back. Does it look like I care? This spot I found is the perfect one for tanning. Oh, and don't forget my sunglasses.
Samey sighs and walks away to the cabins.
(Conf) Samey: I've had just about enough of Amy. I can't stand her! If she is rude to me one more time I'm gonna blow a fuse.
Dakota is still sitting on the rock.
Dakota: Hey, cameras. It's me, Dakota. Your favorite camper giving you the inside scoop on all things Camp Wawanakwa! Today-
A green splotch of paint hits Dakota in the arm.
Dakota: Hey! This shirt was $500!
Shawn: Sorry, it's part of the game!
Shawn runs off.
Dakota: How rude of him…
Lightning: Being a deer is not what I had in mind when I signed up for this show.
Anne Maria: Yeah, me neitha. Crazy, huh?
Lightning: Sure is.
Anne Maria: LIGHTNING, WATCH OUT!
Anne Maria shoves Lightning out of the way as a paintball flies past.
Sky: Dang!
Lightning: How'd you do that?
Anne Maria: Quick reflexes, I guess. Now come awn! Let's go!
She runs with Lightning behind the trees as Sky continues to shoot.
Samey is in the cabin. She grabs the lotion and runs back to the forest.
Samey: Amy, I got your lotion!
Amy: Perfect. Where are my sunglasses?
Samey: Uh...I forgot them. Just close your-
Amy hits Samey.
Amy: You're so stupid! GO GET THEM.
Samey growls.
Samey: NO.
Amy gasps.
Amy: EXCUSE ME?
Samey: I'm not getting your sunglasses, Amy. I have a freaking challenge to win and you're standing in the way. Now kindly move.
Amy stands still.
Samey: MOVE!
She pushes Amy. Amy jumps on Samey and girls scream, rolling on the ground.
Samey: YOU HAVE MADE MY ENTIRE LIFE HERE HORRIBLE. I'M NOT YOUR SERVANT, I'M NOT LESSER THAN YOU, AND I'M NOT UGLIER THAN YOU. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
Jasmine walks by and sees.
Jasmine: Hey! Girls, stop! Crikey, they're going crazy!
She finally rips Samey off of Amy.
Amy: YOU MESSED UP BIG TIME, SAMEY. YOU HEAR ME?
Jasmine: Girls, just-
A paintball hits Jasmine in the stomach. Another hits Amy's leg. They're pink.
Jo: Haha, gotcha!
Jo walks over to the girls.
Jasmine is extremely furious.
Amy: At least it didn't get on my outfit!
Jasmine quickly snatches the paintball gun out of Jo's hand and shoots Amy several times. She is covered in pink paint.
Amy: OH MY GOSH! MY OUTFIT!
She screams at the top of her lungs, grabs the gun, and shoots Samey.
Samey: HEY!
Jasmine grabs the gun back.
Jasmine: This was the last straw, Amy! Come on, Samey. Let's go.
She drops the gun. Jo picks it up.
Jo: So...uh...see ya!
Jo runs off awkwardly.
Zoey is walking alone searching for the Gopher Deer when she runs into Scott.
Scott opens his mouth to say something snarky.
Zoey: Shut it.
She walks past him into the forest.
(Conf) Scott: Man, Zoey reallllllly hates me now...oh well!
Brick is walking and sees footprints. He stops and bends down to get a better look at them.
Brick: Hm...I don't quite know whose footprints those are. Looks like maybe Sky's?
Suddenly, Sky jumps out from the tree.
Sky: Gotcha!
Brick screams and ducks as Sky shoots at him.
Sky: Dang, nice moves…
She runs closer to shoot him again but Brick quickly grabs the gun out of her hands.
Sky: Hey! Give that back!
Brick: Sorry, Sky. But I can't let you shoot me or any of my other teammates.
He runs off.
Sky: Get back here!
They begin to run uphill. Sky suddenly realizes that they're going towards the cliff.
Sky: Don't you dare throw that!
Brick ignores her and continues running.
Jasmine and Amy are walking back to the campgrounds. Both are obviously mad at each other.
Amy: This is all Samey's fault-
Jasmine: You just don't understand. This could have been a great experience for you. You could have made new friends, argued way less, and maybe even had a shot at winning.
Amy: Oh, please. I'm still gonna win the prize. You'll see. I don't want any of that cheesy stuff. I didn't come here for that. I want to beat Samey. And win of course.
Jasmine: You have such an issue with Samey that you only came to beat her?
Amy: YES. Don't you see? She's the one people tend to like more...for some horrible reason. That girl is a terrible person. The absolute worst.
Jasmine: I'll never be able to get through to you, Amy. Not until your mentality about your sister changes. I tried.
She jogs in front of Amy and runs away.
Brick is beginning to reach the peak. Sky looks around for anything to stop Brick. She looks down at her shoes.
Sky: Haha, sorry Brick!
Sky takes her shoe off and whips it at Brick. He turns around and ducks.
Brick: Missed me!
Sky begins running again and finally reaches the top where Brick is holding the gun over the cliff.
Sky: Please give it back...I'll let you go!
Brick: Hm...no! You seem nice and all, but in this game I-
Sky tackles Brick. The two roll around until the fall off the side of the cliff. They scream as they fall into the water. The gun hits a piece of the cliff that is sticking out and smashes into pieces. Sky and Brick come up from the water.
Sky: Ugh...I guess you got me. I gotta say, you're a pretty good competitor.
Brick: You put up a pretty good fight as well!
Sky: Good luck...I guess…
They climb out of the water.
Lightning is walking with Anne Maria. The two of them are obviously bored.
Anne Maria: Aw, when is this gonna end?
Lightning: I sha-know, right?
Anne Maria: Ay, you know what we should do? Sneak into the mess hall. I'm starvin'!
Lightning: You know what? That's not a bad idea! I could go for some protein.
Anne Maria: Come on!
She chuckles and runs to the front door. She opens it and sneaks in on her tippy toes.
Lightning: Where-
Anne Maria: Shhhh!
She grabs Lightning and the two get down. They hide under a table.
Chef walks past them and goes outside.
Anne Maria: Okay, now we can talk! Come on!
The two of them run into the kitchen and open the fridge. An entire plate of food and snacks is chilling.
Anne Maria: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Lightning nods.
Dawn and Jo are walking together.
Jo: If you see any of them, just...BAM. Quickly shoot them. It'll hurt them, but only for a minute. Promise.
Dawn gulps.
Jo: You only have to do that if I'm not here. Just stay with me in case.
Suddenly, they hear a sound.
Jo: Get down!
They crouch behind a bush.
Dawn: It's Dave. I can sense it from his yellow aura. He's the only one here with a yellow aura. Well, other than Sugar. But she's gone-
Jo: Hush! I don't care. Pay attention.
Jo grabs her paintball gun and looks up.
Dawn: See him?
Jo: Yeah, he's coming into sight.
Jo jumps out with her gun and aims at Dave.
Jo: Gotcha! Prepare to lose, dork!
Jo pulls the trigger, but it jams.
Jo: What the- Come on!
Dawn: What's wrong?!
Dave begins running the opposite way.
Jo: Dawn, SHOOT DAVE! GET HIM!
Dawn: But-
Jo: Now!
Dave continues running.
Dawn breathes heavily and runs out. She aims and shoots. The paintball nearly misses, but grazes Dave's arm. He has a small splotch of paint on him.
Jo: YOU GOT HIM! YOU CRAZY WEIRD MIRACLE! YOU GOT HIM!
As Anne Maria and Lightning are stuffing their faces, the door behind them bursts open. Chef appears, glaring at them with the scariest face they've ever seen.
Anne Maria: Uh...hungry?
She offers a small piece of cheese. Chef growls.
Chris' voice comes over the loudspeaker.
Chris: Ladies and gentleman, time is up! Please report to the campgrounds so we can judge which team won.
Chris: This...is despicable. We had stealing from the kitchen…
Anne Maria and Lightning look at each other with embarrassment.
Chris: ...the Gophers literally stole a gun and shot themselves…
Jasmine crosses her arms and looks at Chris.
Chris: ...certain deer grabbing guns and destroying them…
Brick and Sky look at each other.
Chris: ...and physical fighting…
Amy and Samey roll their eyes.
Chris: So basically...this made for a GREAT episode. I'm so happy with how everything turned out.
Dakota: I wasn't even included in all the action. Thanks to SHAWN I lost a ton of screen time today.
Shawn: Sorry…
Chris: From what I can tell, all of the Gopher Deer were hit, while the only Bass Deer hit with paint was Dakota...so the Bass win!
Amy scoffs. Jasmine facepalms. Jo, Lightning, Brick, and Dawn jump up and down.
(Conf) Dave: AGAIN?! I thought we had a new beginning with our last win. Evidently not.
(Conf) Scott: I'll let you in on a little secret. When I was at that shed in the last challenge, I found a little tiki idol. I knew it was bad luck but I was thinking, why not give it to Mike? Well, it turned out Mike was voted out. So who was next in line to have bad luck? Zoey. I was hoping it would make us lose so we could vote her out, but no...it didn't. Oh well. Her time will come.
Chris: It's evidently been a long and crazy day for you all. So let's skip the theatrics and get to the vote. First person safe...Jasmine.
Jasmine gets her marshmallow.
Chris: Shawn...Sky...Dave…
All three get their marshmallows.
Chris: Samey...Amy...this is the last marshmallow.
Samey and Amy both gulp.
Chris: And unfortunately...in a vote of 5-1…Amy is out of the game!
Samey catches her marshmallow.
Amy screams.
Amy: I knew I was on a team of idiots! Just watch! Samey will mess something up. I can't wait to watch you get voted out, Samey. And trust me, I'll be watching.
Amy stomps down to the boat of losers.
Samey: Bye, Amy!
She pops her marshmallow into her mouth.
Jasmine: Feels really good to have her gone. Phew!
Chris: And with that, we are down to 14! With their biggest weakness gone, other than Dave-
Dave: Hey!
Chris: -can the Gophers finally start winning challenges? Find out next time on Total Drama Island!
That night, there is a knock on the Bass females' door. Zoey answers it.
Zoey: Oh, hey Samey.
Samey: Is this yours?
Samey hands her the tiki idol.
Zoey: Oh, yes! Thank you so much! Where did you find it?
Samey: It must have fallen out of your pocket earlier.
Zoey: I'm so thankful you returned it. Seriously, thank you so much.
Samey: No problem!
They both walk away. Zoey places her idol down on the dresser. An eerie rattling sound can be heard before the screen goes black.
Voting Confessionals:
Sky: Amy, you have to GO.
Jasmine: Oh, Amy. You're too immature and dumb to ever have a chance at winning. See ya NEVER.
Samey: Good-freaking-bye Amy. GOODBYE. Nothing else to say. Your elimination will speak for itself.
Dave: There's no way you're not going tonight, Amy.
Amy: Samey, I hope these people understand that you're weak. It's a long shot, but it is possible.
Shawn: Amy, you're a weakness to our team. We need teamwork. Bye.
That was such a fun episode. I wanted it to be just as explosive as the canon one. I don't think I did quite as well, but I may have come close. And wow...Amy, aka probably who everyone thought was gonna be the Heather, the villain, the queen bee, is now gone. She was such a nightmare to her team but she was one of my favorites to write because she just brings out my favorite element on TD - Drama. If this is not the last season, this won't be the last you hear from her.
The dynamic is switching up quickly, and it is definitely veering away from canon a bit more. And that tiki idol, am I right? Poor Zoey! Anyways, I hope everyone enjoyed! See you next time!
