Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, the teams were given three challenges that tested their trust and their teammates. Rock climbing caused Dawn to experience a new type of anger, and Dave got the bad end of a blowfish. Courtesy of Samey. Dawn found the tiki idol that Zoey left behind and tried to pin the bad luck on Scott, but it backfired when Scott caught her in the act. Some other campers got dropped on their butts, and Sky finally accepted Dave's DESPERATE attempt to date her. Stay tuned for the most dramatic bonfire ceremony yet! On Total Drama Island!
Jasmine and Sky are relating outside of their cabin. Jasmine is eating an apple.
Sky: I think Dave's leaving the infirmary today.
Jasmine: You guys can finally mingle without him not replying to you.
Sky chuckles.
Sky: I'm actually really excited.
Loud yelling and racket is suddenly heard from the Bass Females' cabin.
Dakota: Stop leaving your NASTY sweaty sweatpants all over the floor. It's disgusting!
Jo: Well maybe I would if I didn't have to smell 80 tonnes of hairspray per day! Seriously, by now my lungs are probably waterproof.
Anne Maria: Yo, don't be disrespectful!
Jo: I'll show you disrespectful!
Suddenly, the loudspeaker screeches.
Chef: LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE COCKROACHES! I want ALL campers to report to the dock of shame at 0900 hours!
Everyone looks around confused.
Chef: THAT MEANS NOW SOLDIERS, NOW!
Chef is dressed in a military uniform. The twelve remaining campers are lined up on the dock.
Chef: You call this proper formation?! Stand up straight!
He pushes Samey's back and she straightens her back.
Chef: Arms DOWN!
Scott pushes his arms down.
Chef: Eyes forward!
Anne Maria looks at him.
Jo: Oh, this is gonna be a fun day.
She rolls her eyes sarcastically.
Chef: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME SOLDIER?!
Jo: Uh...hehe...nothing?
Chef: AND YOU'LL CONTINUE TO SAY NOTHING UNTIL I TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SAY SOMETHING.
He walks back to the front of the dock.
Chef: Today's challenge will not be an easy one. In fact, I do not expect everyone to come out alive. My orders are to make sure all of the babies in front of me drop out of the boot camp except one. The last one standing wins immunity for their team.
Dakota: This is boring! Where's Chris?!
Chef: Rule number 1! If you wanna talk to me, you must address me as Master Chief! Is that understood?!
Everyone: Yes, Master Chief!
Chef: You will speak when I tell you to speak, and you will eat when I tell you to eat. Is that clear?!
Everyone: Yes, Master Chief!
Chef: Rule number 2! When you wanna give up, you will walk to the end of the dock and ring that bell! Which brings me to rule number 3! Let's get one quitter before the end of the first day! That day will not end until someone drops out! Now get your butts down to the beach soldiers! Now! Now!
(Conf) Brick: I was built for this challenge! My training camp makes this look like daycare.
The campers and Chef are now at the beach. There are two canoes, one red and one green, on the ground.
Chef: Listen up! Each team must hold a canoe over their heads. I catch you taking your hands off the canoe, and you're eliminated. No one eats lunch until someone drops out, hehe. Canoes up!
Each team raises their canoe.
Lightning: I could do this all day.
Jasmine: With my eyes closed.
Three hours later, everyone is still holding up the canoe.
Samey wobbles a bit. Dakota looks at her rumbling stomach.
Dakota: This is so hard! Uuuuuuugh!
Chef: C'mon you sissies! It's only been three hours!
Dakota: My arms hurt…
Chris walks over to the beach.
Chris: Looks like they missed lunch today.
Chef: Mmmmmhm! Guess they just weren't hungry! Unless someone wants to quit…
Dave: My arms are still a bit wobbly…
Dakota begins to sweat.
Jo: Don't even think about it, blondie.
Dakota: I can smell my own body odor! Ew...this is so embarrassing! Cameras, look away!
Chef: Is there a problem down here?!
Dakota: No.
Chef: Good!
It is now 8 hours later. It is dark out and Chef has set up a fire.
Chef: 25 of us went into the jungle that night...only 5 of us came out.
Dave: Were you even in a war?
Chef: Did I ask you to speak?! Because I don't remember asking you to speak!
Dave: Hm...he was definitely not in a war.
Dakota: Guys...I'm sorry...but I can't.
Dakota drops her arms and walks to the bell.
Dakota: I'm so tired...so hungry…
Jo: Dakota! No!
She rings the bell.
Chef: Looks like we got ourselves a quitter!
Everyone drops their canoes.
Chef: Listen here...you have nothing to be ashamed of...EXCEPT BEING A LITTLE BABY THAT LET YOUR TEAM DOWN! As for the rest of you, head to the mess hall. Dinner is served!
Scott: Phew, thank god!
The mess hall is lit up.
Chef: Alright, maggots. Open your ears. You've got ten minutes to eat before night training begins. So get to it!
Jo: Night training?!
Samey: Uuugh!
Brick shrugs.
Lightning: So where's the food? I'm starving!
Chef turns to three garbage cans.
Chef: You're looking at it, hehehe…
Brick opens the garbage can.
Brick: This is the leftover garbage from our breakfast...you're kidding…
Chef: Do I SOUND like I'm kidding?! When you're in war, you take what you can get!
Shawn, Scott, Jo, and Brick begin digging in the garbage for food.
Chris: Well, I can see you have this under control. I'm off to craft services. Coming?
Chef: Oh, I am up for that.
Jo spits her garbage out.
Jo: I am NOT eating this.
Anne Maria: Yeah, no way!
Scott: We don't have a choice. We have to get strong for the challenge.
Sky: This is so disgusting.
Dave: We all deserve better than this.
Sky: It's been a while since we've actually had a conversation.
Dave: I know, right? I'm glad we can finally sit down and talk-
Chef bursts into the mess hall.
Chef: Time's up! Get back down to the docks now!
Sky: I guess we'll have to wait.
The contestants are now dancing to Thriller on the docks. Each camper is mirroring Chef's movements.
Scott: This is bull! We should be done for the day.
Chef: So we got a complainer, is that what I'm hearing?!
Scott: Sir, no, sir!
Chef: Anyone else got something to say?
Everyone is silent.
Chef: That's what I thought.
After the dance, the campers and Chef go back to the mess hall.
Chef: Your next challenge for the day is to write a 300 word essay about how much you love me. Anyone who falls asleep or fails to complete the challenge will be eliminated!
The clock continues to turn. Eventually, it is 3 A.M. and a buzzer sounds.
Chef picks up the essays.
Anne Maria: But I ain't done yet!
Chef: Well then it looks like you're out of the challenge! Everyone else, go to the cabins and get some rest. Our next challenge is at 0500 hours.
Jo: Nice job, Annie.
Anne Maria: Shut up!
Chef turns around and sees Jasmine sleeping.
Chef: She's out too!
Dave: God, this sucks.
Sky: It's the absolute worst.
Chef: Do you two wanna run 50 laps around the campground right now?!
Sky: Uh, no! Sorry, we're going to bed!
The remaining competitors look at Chef as he stands in front of an obstacle course.
Chef: You will all run this course until you can all complete it in under one minute.
Cameron gulps.
Chef: Am I making myself clear?!
Everyone nods.
Jo: Cameron, you better not lose this for us.
Chef: GO MAGGOTS GO!
Everyone runs to the obstacle course. Sky is the first to hop over the wooden wall, followed by Scott and Lightning.
Lightning: Dang, that girl is strong!
Scott: And fast!
Cameron flips over the wooden wall last.
Scott: Uh, Master Chief? We've got a situation here!
Cameron stands up but slips on the mud again.
Chef: Ring the bell then, you little baby!
Cameron walks to ring the bell.
Jo: He screwed us over!
Scott: Did you really expect much from him?
Chef: GET BACK ON THE COURSE, SOLDIERS! NOW!
The campers continue to run through the course. Samey falls into the mud and everyone passes her. Jo sinks into deep mud.
Sky: Grab my hand!
Jo grabs Sky's hand and she pulls her out of the mud.
Jo: Hey, thanks.
Chef: Sky! You just helped the ENEMY!
Sky: I...I'm sorry! I thought-
Chef: You thought nothing! You must be punished! One night of solitary confinement in the boat house.
Everyone gasps.
Sky: Come on...it can't be that bad.
Sky is sitting in the boat house. There are hooks, shark teeth, and suspicious buckets full of water.
Sky: ...I hate this game.
The remaining campers are eating their food in the mess hall.
Dave: I'm really worried about Sky…
Samey: I'm sure she's fine. She's a strong girl.
Dave: I'm gonna go check on her.
Dave walks down to the boat house and knocks on the door with a bowl of porridge.
Dave: Sky? You in here?
Sky: Oh, hi Dave!
She runs up and hugs him.
Dave: I brought you some food.
Sky: Aw, thanks!
She grabs the bowl and tries to use the spoon but it's stuck in the food.
Dave: Sorry, it's all Chef would serve us.
Sky: It's all good. I am starving though.
Dave: I can't believe Chef through you in here just because you helped Jo.
Sky: Yeah, same to be honest. Like, we all know he wasn't some war veteran, so why put on the stupid act?
Dave and Sky chuckle.
Dave: Man, I could definitely go for some real food right now.
Sky: Maybe we should go get some.
Dave: What do you mean?
Sky: I'm already in trouble, and we still have to go on our first date. What if we went to the craft services tent and grabbed some food there.
Dave: You mean like stealing?
Sky: We'll be fine, Dave. We deserve it.
Dave: Well…
Sky: Come on, I know you're hungry.
Dave gets a determined smile on his face.
Dave: Let's do it!
They run to the craft services tent and duck down.
Sky puts her finger over her mouth and shushes Dave quietly. Dave nods.
They crawl into the tent and get behind the table. Chef is telling the same jungle story to Chris.
Chef: 25 of us went into the jungle that night...only 5 came back out.
Dave: If we get caught, we are gonna be screwed times a million.
Chris: I mean come on! I am nothing without my stubble!
Chef: Amen, brother!
Sky and Dave pack food into a bag.
Dave: This is so fun, Sky. Seriously, I'm having such a good time.
Sky: Same, Dave. Now come on! Let's get out of here.
In one of the cabins, everyone is together eating.
Scott: It's so good...I haven't had this type of food in ages…
Lightning: Peanut butter has a ton of protein, too!
The camera pans to Samey, Anne Maria, and Dakota.
Dakota: He is so obnoxious! Like, just shut up already. Nobody cares about the Revolutionary War or whatever war he fought in.
Anne Maria: There was no way I would have done that obstacle course. This hair is not for rolling in the mud, you know?
Samey: Yeah. If I wanted to join the army, I would've.
Sky and Dave see the last cookie on a plate.
Sky: You want it?
Dave: We can split it.
He splits it in half and gives her part of it.
Sky: Aw, thanks.
She kisses Dave on the cheek.
Dave: So are we official.
Sky: Well..yeah, I think so.
Dave: Woo!
He eats his part of the cookie.
Chef comes over the loudspeaker.
Chef: Attention remaining boot camp members, the next portion of your training begins tomorrow morning at 0700 hours! And if I catch the sucker that took my desserts, your butt is MINE!
The last 8 campers are hanging from a tree branch upside down.
Chef: What you are experiencing is an ancient form of torture. By now the blood has begun rushing to your head. The next stage is nausea, followed by dizziness and a flushed appearance...as the blood pools into your eyes. You may experience fainting spells.
Dave falls from the tree branch.
Sky: Dave!
Jasmine runs over. She picks Dave up.
Jasmine: Don't worry! I've got him.
Lightning: Lightning feels a little...dizzy…
Jo: STAY up, Lightning. Don't help them.
Lightning continues to pass out and falls from the tree.
Scott: Great- WOAH!
Scott slips and falls on top of Lightning.
Lightning: OW! Aw, man…
Scott: Sorry…
Brick: Well, Jo...looks like it's just us.
Jo: Seems so.
Soon, Samey falls off.
Samey: Sorry guys. I couldn't hold on any longer.
Sky: It's all good!
Shawn: We've got this in the bag, Sky.
Jo: Pff, we have a real cadet on our team. Isn't that right, Brick?
She turns over and sees Brick slumped over. He slips off the tree.
Anne Maria: Oooooh! That's gonna leave a mark.
Dakota nods in agreement.
Jo: Aw, come on!
Shawn: My legs are starting to feel a little shaky, Sky.
Sky: Just keep holding on! You've got this.
Shawn: I...I can't!
He swings off.
Shawn: Sorry, I couldn't risk falling and injuring myself.
Sky sighs.
Sky: It's fine.
Chef: So we got an athlete vs. athlete challenge going on here.
Jo: I can do this all day.
Sky: I can do this all night.
Jo: Uh...well...I could…
She begins to slur her words.
Scott: No! Jo-
She falls from the tree branch.
Chef: I deem Sky the winner of the challenge!
Sky jumps down. Her team picks her up and carries her.
Chef: Sky!
Sky turns around.
Chef: Congratulations, soldier. I know we had our rough times, but I know you will grow from this. I'd go to war with you anytime.
Sky: I'll keep that in mind!
Chef: You do that soldier! You do that!
The Gophers excitedly run to their cabin.
Jo, Scott, and Brick are in the forest.
Jo: Tonight, I choose who leaves. Got it?
Scott nods.
Jo: It's between Anne Maria and Dakota. While Anne Maria is more annoying, she's strong in challenges. Dakota is kind of just...there in most of them, but she's slightly less annoying.
Scott: Pff, not for me. She's constantly complaining.
Jo: Well it's my choice tonight. We need to think wisely.
Dakota: I just don't understand why Jo won't leave this stupid island!
Anne Maria: Same. I can't stand that chick.
Lightning: What chick?
Dakota: Hopefully that geeky guy Cameron votes our way too.
Chris: I only have 6 marshmallows on my plate. And these marshmallows represent the campers that will continue to be...campers...here. You've all cast your votes in the confessional. If you are voted out, you must walk the dock of shame to the boat of losers and never return. Ever.
Everyone stares.
Chris: Brick...Scott...Lightning…
They catch their marshmallows.
Chris: Cameron. Anne Maria.
Jo and Dakota are the last two without a marshmallow.
Chris: In a vote...of 4-3…
Dakota and Jo begin to look worried as the vote was close.
Chris: ...the person leaving tonight...is…
They stare at Chris.
Chris: Dakota.
Jo catches her marshmallow.
Dakota: WHAT?! You guys voted ME out?! The star of the show? The legend? The beauty of the team?
Jo: Stop whining. Your ride is waiting for you.
Dakota: Ugh! Fine. Have it your way! I'm so outta here.
She stomps down to the dock and gets onto the boat of losers.
Jo: So who else voted Dakota off with us?
Cameron: I did.
Anne Maria: Why would you do that?!
Cameron: I wanna win challenges too! She was just as weak as me, maybe even weaker. But at least if we have a challenge where we have to use our brains, I can be an asset.
Jo: Hm...nice thinking, string bean.
Scott scoffs.
Chris: And with that, we're down to eleven! The Bass' strong lead is now nearly diminished, with only 1 more member than the Gophers. Can they turn themselves around? Find out next time on Total Drama Island!
Voting Confessionals:
Brick: Dakota, we decided to vote for you because you're weak and you just don't care about the game.
Anne Maria: Jo.
Jo: I vote for Dakota.
Dakota: I vote for Jo! She's so rude and annoying. Like all she does is complain.
Scott: I vote for Dakota. Sorry, princess...well not really.
Cameron: I gotta keep the team strong. Sorry Dakota.
Lightning: Jo is so done this time! Woo!
Eleven left! The Bass are a disaster, but I love them. The Gophers at this point are at a good spot. I think the timing of everything is perfect. We'll be seeing some Gopher members getting into some drama soon again. It won't be rainbows and unicorns forever.
Thanks for reading! As always, see you next time!
