Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, the campers were put through tough military training by Chef. Sky's lack of direction caused her to be sent to the boat house, however she had other plans in mind. She and Dave raided our craft services tent for snacks as their first date. In the end, the Bass lost once again and daddy's princess was sent home. With only 11 left, who will be the next to go? Find out next time on Total Drama Island!
Everyone is sleeping peacefully in their beds. A roaring sound gets louder and louder as a biplane flies over the cabins. The sound wakes everyone up.
Anne Maria gets up.
Anne Maria: I am so sick of that nut job and his acts of stupidity!
Jo: For once I agree with you.
Jo puts her pillow over her head.
Chris is flying the plane and begins to land it. It slows down but does not stop in time and hits a small wooden structure. At this point, everyone is outside watching.
Chris: Everyone be ready in fifteen minutes for our...EXTREME SPORTS CHALLENGE!
Jasmine: Can't we just sleep in for one day?
Chris: No. This week you'll participate in three challenges. The first challenge is...extreme SKYDIVING!
Dave: Great...I finally get into a relationship and now you wanna kill me.
Chris: It's simple. Contestants will plummet- I mean skydive down onto this old pullout couch.
Springs pop out. Chef jumps out of the plane onto the couch and it collapses onto him. Muffled cries are heard.
Chris: Of course, you'll be skydiving from 5,000 feet. And using these!
He throws parachutes onto the ground from the plane window.
Chris: Our lucky contestants are...Jasmine and Scott.
Scott: Wait...you expect me to actually do this?
Jasmine: We don't have a choice.
Shawn: Jasmine, you're gonna do great!
Samey: Yeah, Jas! Woo!
Jo: Ew...why are they so...cheery?
Scott: Well...let's just get this over with.
Chris: Not so fast...because the second challenge of the day is...EXTREME RODEO MOOSE RIDING! Contestants will rodeo ride the Great Canadian Bucking Moose for eight seconds or get thrown into a giant pile of used socks from the lost and found.
The camera pans to a pile of socks. Flies are flourishing around the pile.
Anne Maria: What if the chemicals mess up my hair! Or my tan?!
Chris: I guess you'll find out Anne Maria, because you're riding for the Bass! Shawn, you'll ride for the Gophers.
Shawn: Heck yeah! I got this!
He high fives Dave.
Chris: And the final challenge is...EXTREME WATER SKIING! Someone from one team will water ski a race course collecting as many flags as they can, while someone from the opposing team will drive.
The course is built on mud.
Samey: But that's mud...can we even water ski on that?
Chris: Yeah, it's just really really hard. Check it out!
He turns and points to Chef, who is now riding a boat. The boat flies off of the course and hits a tree. Chris laughs.
Chris: Samey, you'll ski for the Screaming Gophers and...Cameron, you'll ski for the Killer Bass. Whoever scores the most challenges gets bragging rights for the night, saves their butt from elimination, and earns themselves a mobile shower.
The camera pans to a beautiful new shower. Lustful music is heard as Chef plays the harp.
Anne Maria: Oh yeah, we are definitely winnin' this.
Jo: A shower? How about we get something that actually benefits us?!
Anne Maria: Listen here, Joey! We ARE winning that shower. We NEED it. I'm sick of stepping in mold and crust every time I get in the shower. GOT IT?
Jo: Yeah yeah yeah...don't you have a pile of socks to roll around in?
Chris: Okay, kids. Go eat some breakfast and then meet back out here for the extreme sports challenge!
Chris gets back into his plane, turns the engine on, and flies away. The exhaust chokes everyone and they start coughing.
Later, some people are in the mess hall eating. Most of the Bass have left while the Gophers all still remain.
Anne Maria is sitting alone. Cameron comes and sits with her.
Anne Maria: Yo, what do you want?
Cameron: I thought maybe we could talk.
Anne Maria: You voted out my friend. I don't want to talk to you.
Cameron: But-
Anne Maria: It's funny. You were all up in Brick's business because he voted out your friend, but you did the same ta' me. You ain't any better.
Cameron: I'm sorry, Anne Maria. I regret voting that way. I realize now that I should have voted Jo out.
Anne Maria sighs.
Anne Maria: Well...fine or whateva...I guess. Just don't cross me again.
Cameron: Anne, if we lose I fear that one of us will be leaving. And I know you don't wanna believe me, but it isn't Jo running the show. It's Scott. Mike told me a lot before he left.
Anne Maria: So what do you want me to do about that? We're outnumbered.
Cameron: We have Lightning. It's enough to tie the vote.
Anne Maria: So we can go into some stupid tiebreaker? They'll win in a landslide.
Cameron: Well then we might just have to convince Jo that Scott's the bigger threat.
Anne Maria: Are you like...serious?! No way.
Cameron: We have to be merging soon. We could try to get Brick but he's not willing to break anymore friendships like the one he has with Jo. I don't think we could say the same for her.
Anne Maria: You gotta do the dirty work though. I ain't talkin' to her.
Cameron: Fine.
At the Gophers' table, Samey is sitting with Jasmine and Shawn. Sky and Dave are on the other side of the table eating together.
Samey: They're so cute.
Jasmine: They are, I'll admit. But crikey, they better not let their relationship get in the way of our challenges.
Shawn: Yeah, they almost blew the last challenge when they raided everything.
Jasmine: Well, maybe they learned their lesson?
(Conf) Jasmine: I feel like going into the merge, I want numbers on my side. That means keeping everyone safe until then. So we cannot afford to lose any more challenges.
Sky finishes eating. Her stomach grumbles.
Sky: Ugh, that is not sitting well. I miss real food.
Dave: Yeah, raiding the tent for food was pretty great.
Sky: We have to really focus for this challenge.
Dave: Definitely.
(Conf) Dave: Sky is so dreamy...I can't believe we're actually a couple now! This is going great.
The teams are back at the campgrounds. Chris is still in his plane. There are now two couches: one for the Bass and one for the Gophers.
Chris: Now...remember, ground teams can move the sofa beds wherever they want in order to help their comrade with the training.
Jo: See ya, farm boy. We'll try our hardest not to let you fall to your death.
She chuckles.
Scott: Ha ha. Very funny.
Sky: Don't worry Jasmine. We know you can do this.
Jasmine: I hope so…
The plane is now flying high. There are several little islands that can be seen from the plane. The plane's engine is so loud that everyone on it must yell.
Chris: Could you guys fill these out?!
He shows Scott and Jasmine a pile of papers.
Jasmine: Didn't we already sign insurance forms before we came here?
Chris: Yeah, but these are for organ donation! I have this cool cannibal challenge I wanna pitch to the producers and this'll go a long way towards budgeting free props! Here comes the drop!
Scott and Jasmine look down.
Scott: Where exactly should we be landing?!
Jasmine: I don't know!
The Bass are pushing their sofa on the beach.
Jo: Come ON! PUSH!
Lightning: Sha-Lightning is pushing as hard as he can!
Jo: Would you stop talking in third person?!
As they push, Cameron walks around everyone else and pushes next to Jo.
Cameron: Jo, this is the best time to ask you something.
Jo: While pushing a couch to prevent someone's death?!
Cameron: Well...yes. Look, Scott is smarter than he seems. And he's not a good guy.
Jo: You think I don't know that?
Cameron: Well then why do you work with him?
Jo: I do what I need to do to win, string bean.
Cameron: Well don't be shocked when he turns on you and votes you out. I, on the other hand, would be a useful and loyal ally.
Jo: Pff, yeah right.
Cameron: Look around you, Jo! All of my friends are gone! I have no one else in the game!
Jo: Hm...true.
Cameron: This is your shot to turn on Scott before he gets the chance to turn on you, and he WILL turn on you. I think he framed Dawn with that tiki idol.
Jo: Well...I'll think about it...but if we win, we don't have to worry about it so PUSH.
Back in the plane, Jasmine and Scott are still waiting to jump.
Jasmine: I...don't know if I can do this!
Scott: Don't worry! I'm sure you'll miss the mattress!
He pushes on Jasmine's back and she falls out of the airplane.
Scott: Whoops. Hehe…
(Conf) Scott: Did I push her? Yeah...I'm sick of losing. It's time to finally win a challenge.
Jasmine falls from the sky.
Samey: Hey! I see her!
Sky: Move it a little!
Jasmine falls onto the sofa. It collapses in on her.
Sky: Jasmine!
Meanwhile, Scott is still in the plane. He sighs.
Scott: Okay, I can do this. 1...2...3…
He jumps. He tries to pull his parachute but it doesn't work.
Scott: CHRIS IS SUCH A CHEAPO! AHHHHHH!
Back on the ground, the Bass are still walking with their sofa.
Anne Maria: Do you guys hear something?
Scott falls next to the sofa.
Cameron: Uh...Scott?
Scott moans in pain.
Chris flies his plane by the beach.
Chris: The Gophers earn a point! The Bass earn nothing!
Chef walks behind the Bass wheeling Scott away in a body cast.
Anne Maria: Nice goin', Scott. Now we're down a point!
Jo and Brick are walking to the next challenge area.
Brick: What were you and Cam talking about?
Jo: Look, I trust your idiotic butt the most, so I'll tell you. He wants to vote Scott out if we lose.
Brick: But Scott is our ally…
Jo: Scott is playing a smart game. You think he wants to go to the final 3 with us? We're too threatening for him.
Brick: So we're really gonna vote him out?
Jo: Well, we have to lose first. But possibly. I still hate Anne Maria so it could be anyone.
Chris is now standing with the campers. They are next to the moose.
Chris: Okay, kiddies! It's time for the rodeo moose challenge!
Anne Maria gulps.
Shawn: This'll be awesome!
Jasmine: Don't get too cocky. But you probably have this in the bag. I mean, look who you're up against.
Anne Maria puts on extra lip gloss. She turns to Cameron.
Anne Maria: Is this classy for a moose ride?
Dave: Oh yeah, you've got this.
Shawn climbs onto the moose.
Shawn: I would love to ride one of these things in a zombie apocalypse.
The moose growls. Chef, obviously horrified, opens the gate door. The moose runs him over.
Shawn: AHHHHHHHHH!
The moose stops and Shawn goes flying into the pile of socks. He pops out of the pile with socks in his mouth.
Chris: And Shawn is out! And it stinks big time for Gophers! Anne Maria, you're up!
Anne Maria walks over to the moose.
Anne Maria: Nicey moose...heh…
She nervously gets on.
Anne Maria: Ay, this ain't so bad! Woooo!
Chef: You haven't even moved yet.
Anne Maria: Oh! Don't open the gates yet. I wanna look good for the cameras!
She takes her hairspray out and sprays it near the moose's face. Its eyes turn red.
Chef: Sweet mother of-
The moose busts the cage door down. Anne Maria's hairspray falls out of her hands.
Anne Maria: HEY! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT WAS? IT WAS A NEW CAN!
She holds on tightly and pulls the moose back by its antlers. The moose squeals and stops.
Chris: Uh...okay...so...Anne Maria earns a point for the Bass!
Anne Maria: That's what I'm talkin' about!
Jo: Wow Anne Maria, I respect you for that.
Anne Maria: Yeah, it was nothin'.
Chris pulls up in an ATV at the water ski course.
Chris: So! We have a tie...whoever wins the extreme water ski challenge wins invincibility!
Samey and Cameron walk out.
Jo: I'll definitely be driving for Samey!
Jasmine: Well then...I'll drive for Cameron!
Chris: Fine, fine.
(Conf) Jasmine: This all rides on Samey. She can do this...just breathe, Jasmine...breathe.
Chris: Up first is Cameron.
Cameron gulps and gets onto his water skis.
Jasmine: Prepare to lose!
Chris: Here's the rules...oh wait, there aren't any! Which means...this is gonna be awesome! Aaaaand GO!
Jasmine revs the boat and speeds forwards. Cameron falls face first into the mud but grabs the first flag.
Chris: Flag one caught!
Jasmine: Crap!
Jasmine speeds up but Cameron continues to catch flags.
Chris: Cameron now has 5 flags! The final flag is ahead! If Cameron can catch the flag, he automatically earns victory for the Bass!
Jasmine looks back. As she does, she swerves back and forth on accident, causing Cameron to miss the flag. The boat crosses the finish line and hits a rock. Jasmine and Cameron go flying into the air and land on the ground.
Jo: Dang it!
Chris: Well, it looks like Samey has a chance to win it for the Gophers!
Jasmine: Yes! Come on, Samey. This is it!
Samey gulps and gets onto the water ski. She looks at Jo, who looks back at her.
Jo: I play dirty.
Chris: And GO!
Jo goes the fastest speed possible right away. Samey grabs the first flag and continues to fly through the course standing.
Chris: The first flag has been taken!
Jo: No way. It's not gonna be that easy.
Jo comes to a complete stop, causing Samey to go flying over the boat and into the rock at the finish line.
Chris: OOOOOH! That's gonna leave a mark.
Jo begins driving again and passes the finish line.
Jasmine: Samey, are you okay?!
Samey: I hit my arms. They're both in a lot of pain right now…
Jasmine sees Jo.
Jasmine: You're a cheater!
Chris: Not necessarily. It is true that you have to cross the finish line, which Jo did. But we never said you couldn't stop as much as you want. She crossed it eventually.
Cameron: So we win?
Chris: Yup! The Killer Bass win!
Jasmine: Noooo!
Chris: Gophers, we'll see you tonight at the campfire ceremony.
Brick: Uh, could we get a medic for her?
Chris: Of course.
Jasmine and Shawn are sitting together at the mess hall for dinner.
Shawn: I have no clue who to vote.
Jasmine: Me neither.
Samey walks over with casts over both of her arms.
Samey: Hey guys.
Shawn: Hey, Samey.
Samey: Who are we gonna vote tonight?
Jasmine: I have no clue. It's too hard to coordinate a vote onto someone I like.
Shawn: I think I'm just gonna vote my own way tonight.
Jasmine: Same here.
Samey: Okay. Good luck to both of you.
Dave and Sky are at the dock.
Dave: You think they might vote one of us out tonight?
Sky: I don't think so. Samey's arms are busted. She's not so useful in challenges.
Dave: That's true. I guess we'll see.
Chris: Welcome to the campfire ceremony. Tonight, five will become four. You all know how this works, correct?
Everyone nods.
Chris: Great. The marshmallows tonight go to Sky, Jasmine, and Shawn.
Samey and Dave both smile looking at Chris.
Chris: Samey, Dave, both of you racked in votes tonight. But in a vote of 4-1, the person leaving tonight is...Samey.
Dave catches his marshmallow.
Samey: B-but...I thought...we were friends?
Jasmine: We are, Samey. But your arms are broken. You need to rest and heal.
Samey: But I don't wanna leave…
Dave: Samey, we'll all still be friends after this. Even if we did have to vote for each other.
Jasmine: I wish your arms weren't broken but they are. There's nothing we can do.
Samey sighs.
Samey: I guess I understand. Good luck, guys. Take down those rotten fish!
They all hug and Samey gets into the boat of losers. She sheds a tear as the boat leaves.
Chris: Awww, how sweet. But how sweet will the campers be next week when the dynamics are switched up? Will Cameron's plan work at some point? Can the Gophers ever do anything right? Find out next time on Total Drama Island!
Voting Confessionals:
Sky: Samey, I think you're great but...you're kinda useless in challenges now. Sorry.
Jasmine: Goodbye Samey. I'll miss you.
Shawn: Samey, you're a rad chick. But you gotta go.
Samey: Dave, I'm sorry. But Jasmine, Shawn, and I can't risk you losing because of your love for Sky.
Dave: Sorry, but I vote for Samey.
This episode was a great setup for the next episode, and then the merge. Some new alliances, new plans, and new interactions.
Samey's elimination was hard because I love her. And I don't know if people will be mad that she broke both of her arms, but this won't be the last of Samey for sure.
See you next time!
