Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, the teams were dissolved, leaving each and every camper to look out for themselves. And just to add a little more drama to the mix, Amy and Sugar returned for more fun! The campers were made to suffer all manners of abuse in the No Pain, No Game challenge. Sugar's vendetta against Jasmine was very evident. Amy threatened some other players with information she received outside of the game. Amy won immunity after beating Falco in a log rolling competition. Sugar's return didn't last long and she was sent packing once again. Now that the campers are forced to fend for themselves, who will be selfless? Who will be selfish? And WHO...will eat shellfish? Stay tuned for the most exciting episode yet on Total Drama Island!
A little squirrel with underwear and bags under its eyes walks out of its home in a tree with a mug of coffee. Above it, a robin flies towards Amy's trailer. It smashes into the window of the door and Amy opens it seconds after.
Amy: What a great night. Sleeping in there is ten times better than those rickety cabins.
The scene flashes to the docks, where Sky and Dave are sitting at a tree while Jasmine and Shawn are splashing in the water.
Dave: I wonder if those two like each other the way we do.
Sky: Don't you think it would have come out by now?
Dave: Eh, I don't know to be honest.
Sky: I don't see it. Shawn doesn't even seem capable of a relationship with anything but an underground bunker.
Most of the campers are enjoying the sunny weather when they hear a loud banging sound. Amy is sitting in front of her trailer when a cannonball completely wrecks her trailer.
The scene switches to Chris, who is wearing a pirate costume.
Chris: Arr, me mateys! Meet me at the amphitheater in five minutes and I'll tell you about today's challenge!
Everyone sits down in the audience section of the amphitheater. Amy arrives with her bags which are smoking.
Amy: Chris, you owe me for everything you BURNED!
Chris: Yeah, sure.
He chuckles with Chef. Amy pouts and sits down.
Chris: Well my little scallywags, have we got an adventure in store for ye!
Next to Chris is a giant sheet covering a large object.
Lightning: Yo Chris! What's covering the sheet, man?
Chris: All in good time, laddy! Who here has a hankering' for a good old fashioned treasure hunt!?
The campers stay silent.
Chris: Now this treasure hunt's got a twist, mateys. What yer lookin' for isn't hidden...and it isn't treasure!
Scott: The pirate costume says otherwise.
Chris: Arrr, shiver me timbers. Good eye, me boy! Yer lookin' for keys to a treasure chest!
Chef pulls the sheet off to reveal three treasure chests stacked up in a triangular formation.
Chris: Inside each of these chests is a treasure that will pamper you land lovers. And one of these chests will even give you...invincibility! Haha arrr! Now come round and pull a clue out of this bucket!
Chef walks over to Chris with a bucket.
Chris: Or you'll have to walk the plank.
Everyone gets up and picks a clue.
Chris: These clues will tell ye where ye keys are stowed.
Cameron looks at his clue, which shows a bear.
Chris: I was hoping you'd get that one dude.
He walks to Amy.
Chris: Chef's fridge...nice. I hear he brushes it daily for fingerprints.
He pops up behind Shawn.
Chris: That there is the septic tank for the washrooms.
The scene flashes and Chris is back in character.
Chris: All you scallywags, go find your keys, and bring them back by 6 P.M. Eastern Standard Time to open up yer chest and get yer loot. Now get to it!
(Conf) Amy: This stuff is so lame. But getting my key doesn't require working with any bozos or idiots, so this should be a piece of cake.
(Conf) Brick: My key is up in a tree. How hard could that be? This'll be the easiest challenge ever!
Dave is shown walking up the dock.
Chris narrates.
Chris: Dave must retrieve his key from the shark infested lake.
There is a large wooden branch sticking out of the lake. The key is dangling from it. Sharks are circling the key.
Dave: Hm...how can I get this…
He looks over and sees the fish that Sugar had been eating a few days ago left on the dock.
Dave: Aw, that is so gross...but the key…
He walks over and picks up the fish before flinging it over to another side of the water. The sharks circling the key disappear. Sky walks over behind him.
Sky: Nice thinking.
Dave dives into the water and grabs the key. He comes back to the dock and Sky helps him climb up.
Dave: Wow, that was really easy!
Chris: Amy must retrieve her key from inside Chef's bank vault of a fridge without getting caught.
Amy slowly tiptoes into the kitchen. She looks around and slowly opens the fridge. Chef is inside with a large butcher knife. Amy quietly closes the door and walks away, obviously scared and shocked.
Sky is wandering in the forest when she finally sees a hole in the ground. A skunk pops its head out.
Sky: Ew, I can smell it from here!
Dave: Come on, Sky. You've got this.
Sky: I'm never gonna get the key.
Dave: I can help you out since I've already got my key.
Sky: Thanks, but what do you have in mind?
Dave: You can pour water down the hole and flush him out.
Sky: Can skunks swim?
Dave: Uh...I don't know…
Sky: Well I'm doing it anyways…
The camera flashes back to the kitchen. Amy is on the roof. She ties a rope to the chimney and lowers herself down into the kitchen. Chef is asleep in his chair. Amy looks over at the fridge and sneaks over. She opens it and grabs her key. She runs back to the rope and tries to climb up, but is too weak.
Amy: Come on…
She is agitated and keeps trying to pull herself up. The rope snaps and she falls to the floor. It is silent for a minute and Chef is still sleeping. Amy looks at the window behind the sink and sees that it can be opened. She quietly sneaks to the window and opens it before crawling out. As she crawls out, Chef quickly opens his eyes and yells "HOW COME ALL THE OTHER KIDS GET PONIES" before returning back to sleep.
Sky and Dave dump water into the skunk's hole and run away. The skunk comes floating out and runs away. Sky and Dave run to the hole and laugh.
Sky: Thanks, Dave. That was awesome.
Dave: Yeah, no problem.
Sky grabs her key.
(Conf) Sky: My relationship with Dave has exceeded all expectations. We truly are a pair. I'm so happy with him.
(Conf) Dave: Sky and I are the perfect couple. Everything is so fun and exciting with her.
Sky and Dave kiss before walking away. The camera zooms out and Amy is seen standing there. She turns to the camera.
(Conf) Amy: You know, things are a little too quiet around camp. I think it's time to shake things up a bit.
Lightning is now seen jumping through a fire loop and grabbing his key.
Chris: Lightning's tough exterior seems to be helping him in the challenge.
The scene flashes to Brick.
Chris: But good old Brick seems to be a bit out of his league.
Brick is seen hanging on for dear life on a very tall branch. A woodpecker starts pecking at the branch.
The scene flashes to Shawn in the septic tank.
Chris: Meanwhile at the washrooms, things are starting to...pile up.
The scene once again flashes. This time Anne Maria is seen at a beehive. She quietly grabs the key but the bees become agitated and chase her. She runs around camp screaming.
The scene changes and Cameron can be seen in the bear's cave watching it get ready for a nap behind a rock. He chews his nails in anticipation. After the bear completely falls asleep, he sneaks in.
Cameron: Please don't wake up...please don't wake up…
He tries to lift the bear's arm to get the key from around his neck, but the bear grabs Cameron and cuddles him.
Cameron: Oh crap…
Jasmine is now seen outside of the cave looking at a rattlesnake.
Jasmine: Come on, little snakey...just give aunt Jasmine the key and we can all go our separate ways.
The snake smirks and bites Jasmine. She sighs in disappointment and falls over.
Amy is seen on the dock sitting. Next to her are Dave's shoes.
(Conf) Amy: I found Dave's clothes while he was showering so I thought, I'll take his shoes. He'll come looking for them and when he finds me, I'll tell him the truth about his little girlfriend. It'll be perfect.
Scott is seen on a rickety bridge above alligators. His key is below him in a cup on a rock in the middle of the alligators.
Scott: Aw, come on! This is impossible!
The bridge shakes and he nearly falls.
Sky begins walking down to the dock.
Amy: Oh crap…
She takes Dave's shoes and throws them into the water.
Sky: Sitting alone, huh?
Amy: Yeah. Just enjoying the scenery.
Sky: Enjoy it while it lasts. Don't expect to stay here too long.
Amy: Oh, I don't.
Sky grabs her swimsuit from earlier that she had been drying in the sun and walks back to the cabin.
Dave gets out of the shower and grabs his towel.
Shawn: Dude, you couldn't have waited until AFTER I finished my challenge?
Dave: Sorry, I had skunk smell on me.
Dave grabs his clothes, quickly gets dressed in a stall, and walks outside where he left his shoes.
Dave: Hey, where are my shoes? This isn't funny!
He stomps down to the dock and sees Amy, who is now wet.
Amy: Oh, there you are Dave. I found your shoes floating in the water. Someone must have put them there.
Dave: Gee, I wonder who.
Amy: No, not me. But there's something I wanna tell you. Personally I think you're a pretty good person, and I don't think anyone deserves to hear what I'm about to tell you.
Dave looks worried.
Dave: What is it?
Amy: Well, while I was at Playa Des Losers, I got a little information about the outside world.
She gets up and walks to the other end of the dock.
Amy: Some real...shocking info to say the least.
Dave: Just spill. What is it?
Amy: Sky has a boyfriend.
Dave: I know. Me.
Amy: No...she had one before she came here. They were dating when she came onto the show.
Dave: B...but that's impossible. Why would she date me then?
Amy: I don't know, but she's definitely cheating. Her boyfriend probably already knows. Millions watching are probably laughing at you as we speak. I bet she wanted an alliance with you and that's it. She was gonna dump you as soon as she won the money.
Dave gets tears in his eyes and runs away.
Amy: And that's how you do it.
She bows.
Sky walks towards Dave and he runs past her.
Sky: Dave? Dave, what's wrong?!
He ignores her and keeps running. Amy walks up behind her.
Amy: He knows what you did.
Sky's eyes go wide.
Sky: What do you mean?
Amy: He knows you have a boyfriend, Sky.
Sky: Keith?
Amy: Yup.
Sky: How did he find out?
Amy giggles and walks off.
Sky: You TOLD him?!
Amy: I sure did, Sky. You think you can run around here acting all high and mighty? You messed with the wrong girl when you voted me out.
She stomps away. Sky begins to cry as well and walks to the dock. She sits down and looks as the sky begins to turn orange.
Cameron finally grabs the key from the bear and runs off. The bear wakes up and roars. He begins chasing Cameron.
Dave is crying in the cabin and Scott walks in. His clothes are ripped but he has a key.
Scott: Dude, why are you crying?
Dave: Heh...Sky...cheating...SKY...cheated…
Dave twitches.
Scott: Uh...are you okay?
Dave: ...humiliated...national...television…
(Conf) Scott: He sounded crazy. I bolted out of there because I've seen this movie too many times. From what I got from his jumbled speech, Sky cheated on him. I never knew she had it in her to be so manipulative...I'm kind of proud. But yeah...didn't want Dave to murder me after he lost his mind.
Scott walks to Jo, who just came up from the bottom of the lake with her key.
Scott: Dave has lost his freaking MIND because Sky cheated on him.
Jo: What?! Sheesh, what's been going on at camp while I was gone?
Scott: A lot, I guess. Look, we should vote Dave out tonight. He's nuts. Plus with him gone, we could gain an ally in Sky.
Jo: Sounds like a plan.
(Conf) Jo: I still want Scott out of the game...but it's too early to make a big move because I don't think I have the numbers yet. I'll get there...eventually.
Scott goes to Brick and Lightning to tell them the plan. Brick grabs his key as he nods in agreement.
Jasmine throws the snake around and the snake hits a tree. It slithers away and she quickly grabs the key and runs. She arrives at camp and notices that it seems awkward. She sees Sky at the dock and walks down.
Jasmine: Hey, Sky. You should see the snake I just battled for…
She notices Sky crying.
Jasmine: Sky? What's wrong?
Sky: I...I made a huge mistake.
Jasmine: What do you mean?
Sky: Before coming here, I had a boyfriend. I wanted to break up with him but I didn't have the chance to.
Jasmine: I take it Dave found out?
Sky: Yes.
Jasmine: Well I can't say I'm not disappointed with you, but it's a mistake. Unfortunately, you have to deal with the consequences, but people know you aren't a bad person.
Sky: I just wish I had quickly ended that relationship…
Jasmine: Well, maybe Dave will understand.
Sky: No, he'll hate me forever.
Jasmine holds Sky and she cries.
Shawn finally comes out of the septic tank with his key. He immediately jumps into the shower with all of his clothes on.
Cameron is sitting on the cabin stairs. He has cuts and bruises all over him. Jo walks over.
Jo: Hey string bean. So look...we aren't doing Scott tonight.
Cameron: Are we voting Amy?
Jo: We're voting Dave.
Cameron: But Dave is a friend of mine…
Jo: You don't even know each other that much...look, you wanna stay in the game? You listen to me. Dave has completely lost his mind, and he's a vote for the other side.
Cameron: What side?
Jo: The heroes side. The guys that think that we should play the game based on emotion.
Cameron: So...I'm not a hero?
Jo: You are. You're the true hero. An underdog who is working with his enemies to make it further. I actually respect you a lot. But we have to make this move. We could even gain an ally in Sky if all of her friends drop her and she has no one else to turn to.
Cameron sighs.
Cameron: Fine. I'll do it.
Jo: Perfect.
Chris comes over the loudspeaker.
Chris: Alright, campers. Meet me at the campfire in ten. And bring your keys.
(Conf) Cameron: I don't think Dave is gonna have the votes to leave. I'm not even sure I'll vote for him. Why can't we just vote Amy out?
Chris: Arrr, it be time to claim yer treasure! Those fortunate enough to get a precious key, come take a look!
Lightning opens his chest. There is a bag of chips and deodorant.
Cameron: Hey...my key won't open any chests…
Chris: Yeah, some of the keys don't open any of the chests. Forgot to mention that, heh.
Cameron: Seriously?
Amy opens her chest.
Amy: Oh, look! An invincibility pass! Lucky me!
Most of the campers stare at her, annoyed.
Anne Maria gets a bottle of soda, Jo gets a lamp, Jasmine gets a flute, Sky gets chocolate, Dave gets a bottle of spring water, Shawn gets cologne, and Brick gets a toaster. The rest of the keys didn't open any chests.
Chris: I hope everyone got the treasure they were looking for...and more! But now, it's time to do your duty and send one of you off the island...for good. So cast your votes, and I'll see all of you buccaneers back at the campfire after sundown! Arrrr!
(Conf) Jo: Dave, you're on the wrong side.
(Conf) Jasmine: Jo, you're still a very bratty person. Goodbye.
(Conf) Shawn: Sky, how could you do something like that to Dave? Wow...you think you know someone.
Chris: And now the moment we've all been waiting for...the moment of truth. Marshmallow time! You know the routine, whoever doesn't get a marshmallow...it's curtains for you.
Everyone looks around anxiously.
Chris: Jasmine, Scott, Amy, Shawn, Brick, Cameron, Lightning, and Anne Maria are all safe.
They all catch their marshmallows.
Chris: There are two marshmallows left.
Dave is still sobbing, Jo looks confident, and Sky frowns.
Chris: The last two safe tonight...in a vote of 6-3-2...are…Jo and Sky.
They both catch their marshmallows. Sky sighs.
Dave sniffles.
Dave: It's alright...I voted for myself.
Sky: Why would you do that?!
Dave: Because I don't wanna be here anymore.
He gets up and stomps to the boat of losers.
Jo: What a hero you are, Sky.
Jasmine: Hey, you don't even know the full story.
Everyone watches Dave's boat drive away.
Amy: Well, it's been a long day but I'm gonna hit the showers.
She walks away.
As she is showering, Jasmine hooks up the sewage line to the shower line, causing sewage to pour into the showers.
Amy: What the...EW! Is this sewage?! OH MY GOSH! EWWWW! HELPPPPP!
Jasmine laughs and walks off.
Voting Confessionals:
Jo: Dave, you're on the wrong side.
Jasmine: Jo, you're still a very bratty person. Goodbye.
Shawn: Sky, how could you do something like that to Dave? Wow...you think you know someone.
Amy: I vote for Sky. I think she's the perfect candidate to leave tonight.
Anne Maria: Yeah, I still vote for Jo. She's a loser.
Sky: I vote for Jo, since she's really mean...although I'm probably leaving tonight.
Dave: I vote for myself...because I really can't stand being here anymore.
Lightning: I vote for little man Dave. He's nice, but my new alliance told me he's the vote.
Brick: Sadly, I vote for Dave.
Scott: Heh heh, Davey's going tonight.
Cameron: I vote for Dave...aw man, I'm gonna regret this.
So before anyone gets mad that I derailed Sky/Dave and ruined Dave, this is not the end of Dave. He will have lots of time to develop another time. But for now, this was a perfect way to eliminate him. Before you judge me, wait for TDA and TDWT to end before making full statements about how characters were derailed.
Anyways, 10 are left. At this point, like Jo said, it seems to be the heroes vs. the game players. However, this could easily change so don't think it's an easy boot order just yet. See ya later!
