Chris: Previously on Total Drama Island, the campers had to build their own hot wheels in a motocross challenge to race for immunity. There were big winners and big time losers. And there were even some wicked off the track motocross stunts. In the end, Jasmine won immunity after coming in first, and due to a technicality, Cameron was sent packing. Dude should have just made his own bike. Who will be the next winner? Who will be the next loser? Who will renew my contract for next season? Find out the answer to these questions on this episode of Total Drama Island!
The remaining eight campers are sitting down in a small cleared out area on tree stumps. It is currently nighttime and they are watching a horror movie.
On the screen, the killer can be seen with his chainsaw.
Jo: The people in this movie are idiots! Just pay attention to your surroundings! Who even goes to make out in the middle of the woods anyways?
Anne Maria: Pff, this movie ain't scary.
Sky: Heh...yeah...right…
Shawn: Oh, crap! The killer is going for the car!
Jasmine: Crikey! Turn around!
A scream can be heard in the movie.
Scott: The car conveniently won't start...they're toast.
Lightning: Uh...can't we put on a sports movie or something?! I hate these kind of movies.
Shawn: Aaaand...boom!
The light from the projector turns deep red.
Anne Maria: Well that ain't a fun way to go.
Jo: The chainsaw killer just goes back into the woods? Lame. I like when the people fight back.
Anne Maria: How are they gonna do that when he has a chainsaw and they don't?
Jo: I don't know...there's two of them and one of him. They can figure it out.
The film stops rolling.
Brick: I'm so glad that's over. I HATE scary movies.
Scott: Oh yeah? What scares you most? When everyone meets a grisly death or the psycho killer with A HOOK!?
Scott pulls a hook out and Brick screams.
Lightning: Dude! That was messed up.
Jasmine: For a slasher flick, I thought it was pretty tame.
Scott: Yeah, there was hardly any hacking.
Jo: It's mindless guts and gore. There needs to be more action, more development of the characters. Horror movies usually suck.
Shawn: Horror movies aren't mindless. It's loaded with psychological trauma. I mean, look at Brick.
Brick is shaking and holding onto Anne Maria.
Anne Maria: Ay! Would you get off of me please?!
She throws him off.
Lightning: Hey, where's Chris?
They hear a boat motor at the dock and walk over.
Chef packs his last bag of luggage and seems scared.
Sky: Hey Chef...what's all this?
Chef jumps on the boat and Chris starts the boat. The boat speeds off.
Shawn bends down and picks up a backpack.
Shawn: Hey, man! You forgot this!
A newspaper falls out.
Shawn: What's this?
He picks it up and reads outloud.
Shawn: "Escaped psycho killer on the loose. Be on the lookout for a man with a hockey mask, a hooked hand, and a chainsaw."
Sky: On the loose?!
Jo: Oh, please. This is so lame! Scary movie followed by hasty exit followed by strategically placed prop? It's a setup.
Brick: It uh...looked pretty real to me.
Jo: It's part of their stunt to freak us out.
Shawn: If this was a stunt, would Chris leave behind his…
He pulls out a small purple bottle from the backpack.
Shawn: ...HAIR GEL?!
Everyone but Jo gasps in fear.
Scott: Woah...this isn't a prank.
Sky: Chris left us...for dead?! With an escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook on the loose?!
Brick: WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE! WE HAVE TO! I say we swim it to shore!
Anne Maria: AY! Get a grip! I saw a movie once where the killer was UNDER the water.
Brick looks into the dark water.
Brick: Yeah, scrap that idea. Oh, man...I hate this. I feel like I'm being watched.
Jo: It's a reality show. We're always being watched.
The camera zooms out. Jo's face is now on a television and the camera shows a control room with Chris in it.
Chris: Heh...Jo's right. And tonight, we're watching to see who can survive a real life scary movie! With a special appearance by the escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook!
The camera cuts back to the dock.
Jasmine: Here's the thing. It doesn't matter if this is real or a challenge. We need to plan something out so that if it IS real, we can stay safe.
Lightning: Yeah, we definitely need a gameplan.
Jo: You guys might need a gameplan, but I'm late for my naked workout routine.
She starts walking off.
Shawn: Don't go, Jo! First rule of slasher films...never go off alone!
Jo: This is not a movie, Shawn. Shouldn't you be freaking out about zombies right now?
Shawn: Slashers can easily take out both zombies and us...so no.
Jo: We're being punked. You guys are so gullible. Chris, if you're listening, next time rent a movie that takes place at a summer camp!
The camera cuts back to Chris.
Chris: I tried, but they were all rented.
It cuts back to the docks.
Jo: I'm not gonna run around playing boogeyman. I gotta stay strong. See ya, losers!
She walks off.
Jasmine: She won't be missed anyways.
Sky: So now we have seven. What's our plan?
Jasmine: Let's go back to camp and talk strategy. Maybe we can go to the campfire ceremony where everything is lit up.
Scott: Sounds smart.
They walk off, but Anne Maria stops and grabs Lightning.
Lightning: What are you doing?
Anne Maria: Yo, I say we stick together. Those others don't know what they're doin'. A big man like you can protect both of us.
Lightning: You sha-know it!
Lightning and Anne Maria are walking in the woods.
Anne Maria: So that's how I won the New Jersey Pork-a-Thon Pageant. Lots of preparation and pork eating.
Lightning: Pork is a great source of protein.
Anne Maria: That's like, so cool.
Lightning: Hey, where are we going?
Anne Maria: Just a stroll in the woods.
Lightning: Aw yeah! The woods! Woo! Wait...shouldn't we be somewhere that's lit up or something?
Anne Maria: Like a nightclub?
Lightning: No, I mean because there's a killer on the loose.
Anne Maria: He ain't gonna kill people as pretty as us. Come awn, let's find a spot to relax.
Jasmine: Okay, does anyone know how people usually die in horror movies?
Brick: Couples...people who are alone...in the woods...
Brick is still shaking and very scared.
Sky: Oh, right! Okay, so rule number 1: don't go off alone. Rule number 2: never go into the woods. Rule number 3: if you do go into the woods, don't make out in the woods.
Everyone nods.
Shawn: Hey, where's Anne Maria and Lightning?
Scott: Breaking rules 1-3.
Lightning and Anne Maria are standing in a rocky area near the water.
Anne Maria: Isn't this so fun?!
Lightning: Yeah, but I'm a little worried about the chainsaw killer…
Anne Maria: Why?
Lightning: Isn't there a stereotype in horror movies? The couple that makes out dies first…
Anne Maria: But we ain't making out...and we ain't a couple.
Lightning: Hm, yeah that's true.
They sit in silence for a second.
Anne Maria: You wanna make out?
Lightning: Heck yeah!
They jump behind a bush and start making out.
Suddenly, a hand with a hook appears.
Anne Maria: Did you hear that?
They both look up from the bush to see a giant man with a chainsaw and a hook.
Lightning: RUN!
They can be seen screaming and running.
Lightning: Man, this is taking forever! Did it take us this long to walk away from camp?!
Anne Maria: I don't know! We just gotta be careful! There might be booby traps or somethin-
She trips over a rock and goes flying down a cliff, hitting her head several times. Lightning watches as she hits the ground.
Lightning: I gotcha, Anne Maria!
He jumps down and hits his head as well before landing on Anne Maria.
Anne Maria: OW! Get off of me!
Lightning: Sorry…
They both stand up and see the killer in front of them.
Lightning: UH, SHA-TAKE HER! I AIN'T DYING YET! I'M ABOUT TO BE A PRO-FOOTBALLER!
Lightning pushes Anne Maria and runs off.
Lightning: HELP! SOMEONE HELP US!
Lightning runs into a tent, and sees Chris.
Lightning: Dude, there's a GUY RUNNING AROUND WITH A CHAINSAW AND A HOOK! HE'S GOT ANNE MARIA!
The killer walks into the tent with Anne Maria on the hook.
Lightning: Sha-right there! AHHHHH!
Chris: Lightning, RELAX. It's just Chef!
Anne Maria: Hold up. You tricked us into thinking we were DEAD MEAT?!
Lightning: You punked us?
Chris: Yes and no. It was your challenge to watch a scary movie and then survive one.
Lightning: Oh, dude. That is awesome. Nice job! You had us scared, right Anne?
Anne Maria slaps Lightning.
Anne Maria: That's for leaving me to die, you jerk!
Chris: The good news is, you're no longer scared out of your wits. The bad news is that you lost the challenge, but now, you get to watch the rest of the campers. Fun, huh?
Chris and Chef walk outside of the tent.
Chris: Great work, Chef. But next time, try and really work the hook angle a bit more.
Chef nods.
Jasmine and Sky finish drawing a chart of everyone left in the game.
Sky: Now that we're done, we can-
She turns around.
Sky: Where are Shawn and Scott?
Brick: Shawn had to pee so he went with Scott.
Shawn and Scott are seen in front of the outhouse.
Shawn: Okay, no matter what, you can't leave.
Scott rolls his eyes.
Scott: Trust me, I'd rather not die today either.
Shawn: Good. I'll be back.
Shawn walks into the bathroom.
Shawn: Okay, there's no psycho...there's no psycho...
He walks into a stall and opens it. Chef is in there dressed as the killer.
Shawn: NO!
He runs to the door, but it's locked.
Shawn: SCOTT, MAN! OPEN UP!
Scott is shown to be no longer at the outhouse.
Shawn: SCOTT! MAN, WHERE ARE YOU?!
The scene flashes to Scott walking to a cabin.
Scott: Man, I hope there's a few more granola bars left from when Sky and Dave raided the craft services tent. I'm starving.
The scene flashes back to the tent, where Chef brings Shawn in.
Shawn: Huh? What's this?!
Chris: Dude, it's just Chef. You're safe.
Shawn: So there's no killer?
Chris: Nope, but you did lose the challenge.
Shawn: Aw, man. Seriously?
Chris: Yup! Chef successfully got you. Speaking of which, you're up big man!
He pats Chef on the back and Chef gets up to leave.
Scott gets to the cabin and opens to the door to find Jo doing jumping jacks naked.
Scott: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jo: HEY! GET OUT!
Scott yells and turns around. He runs straight into Chef and hits the ground.
Scott: Hey! Uh, buddy...you know, Jo's right in there. She's fresh meat for you, promise!
Chef shakes his head.
Scott gets up to run but is caught by Chef anyways. Chef carries him away.
Jo walks out of the cabin with a towel around her body.
Jo: Scott?! Where did he go?
She looks into the darkness.
Jo: Oh, whatever. I really need to shower.
She steps into the outhouse and sees the door left open. The outhouse is a mess.
Jo: Do these people not know how to live? God, they're such idiots.
She closes the door and starts the shower when she hears a knock.
Jo: I'm showering right now! I know that's you Scott. Beat it!
The knock continues.
Jo: I'm serious, dude. I'm not in the mood!
Chef busts down the door and grabs Jo.
Jo: AHHHHH! HELP ME!
The camera cuts to Jo being put down on the ground with her towel in the tent.
Chris: Maybe if you listened to scary movies, you'd know that A. You never go off alone and B. You certainly never shower alone.
Jo: Just be quiet, McLean.
Jasmine, Sky, and Brick are sitting together.
Jasmine: I am starving.
Brick: We...we need to stick together though.
Jasmine: I could go for something sweet right now. I'm just so hungry.
Sky: No! Don't go, Jasmine.
Jasmine stands up.
Jasmine: Look, I'll be quick. I'll sprint there, grab some food for all of us, and come back before the killer knows what happened.
She walks off.
Jasmine is seen sneaking into the mess hall. The door shuts behind her.
Jasmine: Hello?! Is anyone here?!
She takes a sniff and turns towards the kitchen. She walks through the doors to the kitchen and sees fresh brownies.
Jasmine: Aw, yes! This is perfect!
She picks up the pan of brownies and sniffs them.
Jasmine: They are gonna be so thankful I got this.
Suddenly, a voice can be heard saying "Jasmine...Jasmine...Jasmine…"
Jasmine: Who is that?! Jo? Is that you?
The lights turn off.
Jasmine runs to the door and opens it to see Chef.
Jasmine backs up and Chef walks towards her.
Jasmine: I've lived in the Australian outback for years! This is nothing!
She runs past Chef with the brownies still in her hands as Chef jumps at her.
Jasmine, now caught, is sitting in the tent with the others.
Jasmine: Aw, man. I really wanted to survive.
Chris takes a bite out of a brownie.
Chris: And challenging the killer? What were you thinking?!
Jasmine chuckles.
Chris: You definitely scored major points for scooping up the brownies.
Jo: I'd really love to go shower now. My pits smell like onions.
Lightning: I thought I smelled french onion soup.
Chris: Nope, sorry! We gotta wait until everyone is slashed.
Sky and Brick are the last two remaining.
Sky crosses out Jasmine on the chart.
Brick: She could still be alive...right?
Sky: It doesn't look good for her, bud.
Brick: We should add more sticks to the fire.
He turns around to the stick pile and sees a few left.
Brick: If we don't have any more sticks, the fire will go out…
Sky: And we'll be in the dark…
Brick: Yeah...the dark…
His voice gets high.
Sky: Alright, listen. I'll go get firewood real quick. I'll scream as loud as I can if I see the killer. If I do, get into a canoe and ride away while he's chasing me.
Brick: But then you'll die.
Sky: I'll find a way to live. Just do it, okay?
Brick: Okay...I'll do it.
Sky: Good.
She gets up and walks away.
Brick: Oh, man...I am so scared…
Sky is on the outskirts of the woods searching for branches that may have fallen off of trees.
Sky: Can't go any further in…
She turns a corner and sees a large pile of wood.
Sky: Hey! This could last us the entire night!
She picks up some of the pile and sees a shadow.
Sky: Uh, hello? Brick?
Chef appears from the shadows and runs at Sky.
Sky: AHHH! STAY AWAY FROM ME!
She throws a piece of wood at the killer. He uses his chainsaw to cut it. Chef jumps to grab Sky with his hook but she jumps around a tree, causing him to get the hook stuck in a tree. He searches for her as he is stuck and she seems to be gone before she appears behind him and grabs the chainsaw.
Sky: GOTCHA! IT'S OVER! Now let's see who's behind the mask!
Sky walks into the tent with Chef's mask and everyone cheers her on.
Jo: Yeah yeah, big deal.
Anne Maria: Yo, look! Brick's about to be captured by the killer, heh.
She points to the TV screen where Brick is sitting in a fetal position. A dark shadow is standing behind him.
Sky: But...if Chef's here...who's over there with Brick?
Lightning: HE'S SHA-DEAD! It's the real killer!
Everyone, including Chef and Chris, run out of the tent screaming.
Chris: This could be really really good for ratings, but really really bad for lawsuits!
Brick hears something and turns around.
Brick: S...Sky? Is that you? Are you back with more wood?
He sniffs something.
Brick: Sky, why do you smell?
(Conf) Killer: (Sniffs his breath) Oh.
Brick: Look, Sky. Pranking is not funny. I know you're out there. If you don't come out, I'm gonna take that canoe now.
He turns to the beach but can see down the steps that the canoe has been shredded to pieces.
Brick: Uh oh…
The killer emerges from the shadows. He has a chainsaw and a hook, just like Chef.
Brick: NO! Please don't kill me!
Brick runs to the campgrounds, screaming for help.
Brick: SOMEONE HELP ME! HE'S GONNA GET ME!
A hook flies at Brick. He turns around to see the killer's arm with a hand missing.
Brick: I said LEAVE ME ALONE!
The killer comes at him with the chainsaw but he throws his boot at the killer, which causes him to drop the chainsaw. Brick runs over to the killer and kicks him repeatedly in the face.
Everyone runs over and sees Brick fighting the killer. The killer's mask comes off and Brick continues kicking him. The killer backs up and takes in a very feminine voice.
Killer: OW! That was so uncalled for! Man, I am so out of here. I was treated way better in prison!
Brick passes out.
Chris: Well, looks like we have our true winner tonight! Brick!
Everyone cheers.
The remaining campers sit at the campfire ceremony.
Chris: Tonight, there is no vote. I'm going to decide based on your performance in the challenge tonight. Of course, Sky is safe.
Sky catches her marshmallow.
Chris: Jo, Jasmine, Shawn, and Scott are also safe.
They all catch their marshmallows, leaving Anne Maria and Lightning.
Chris: You two were the dumbest ones tonight. You did everything wrong. However, Lightning pushed Anne Maria into the killer's way which means...Anne Maria is safe.
Anne Maria catches her marshmallow, shocked.
Lightning: Sha-what?!
Chris: You know the rude guy who puts others at risk for his own safety ALWAYS dies. Sometimes, the girl who gets pushed into the killer's way survives.
Lightning: But Anne Maria didn't survive!
Chris: We're basing it on hypothetical scenarios. If you didn't push her, she'd be going for sure. But you lost a TON of points for that.
Lightning: Lightning is not going 8th place! This cannot happen! I was supposed to win!
Chris: That's what they all say.
Nobody seems to care about Lightning's elimination.
Lightning: Isn't anyone sad to see me go?! Anne Maria?
Anne Maria: You know how I feel. I did like you...but you tried to get me killed! And I ain't forgivin' you right now. The dock of shame is that way.
She points to the dock of shame.
Lightning: Well fine, then! I don't like any of you either! See ya, suckers!
He gets onto the boat and departs from the island.
Everyone watches him leave.
Jo: Hey, another jock out of the game isn't terrible for me.
Sky: Or any of us.
Scott: Let's go sleep now. I'm so tired I could sleep on this dock.
They walk away as the killer is seen watching them.
Okay, such a fun episode to write. Lightning's elimination was a bit odd here, however I had nothing left to do with him for this season so the big guy had to go. He also has some plot potential in the future. In TDI, he was a bit nicer than his canon counterpart, however I plan to make him a bit meaner in the future seasons, mainly due to his elimination here.
7 left! Who'll be the next to go? One of the people remaining will be the winner! I'm trying to give everyone equal screen time so it isn't apparent who wins the season. See ya next time!
