Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, an escaped psycho killer terrorized our campers with his meat mangling hook and his murdering chainsaw. There was a large amount of screaming, especially considering the whole thing was just an elaborate punk. Oh oh oh! I love this part! Sky was the only one to psych out the psycho, but ultimate victory went to Brick, who ended up at the campgrounds with an actual psycho. Lightning's poor performance in the challenge is what cost him $100,000 and he was sent home. Only seven campers remain. Who will win? Who will lose?

Chris can be seen in front of the campfire holding a woodchuck when it bites him.

Chris: OW! Who's gonna have to get a rabies shot now thanks to this ungrateful little- find out on this episode of...Total Drama Island!


It's midday on the island. The last seven campers are walking to their challenge when Scott taps on Jo's shoulder. The two of them stop.

Jo: What do you want?

Scott: Look. I may have messed up by turning on you to make a guys' alliance.

Jo: This is priceless. You know that the girls have majority and you're scared. Just admit it.

Scott: Majority? You think the other three would actually vote with you? You're crazy.

Jo: And you could be in danger tonight.

Scott: Not if I win immunity.

Jo: Don't count on it, Scotty.

Scott: Are we good or not?

Jo: Depends…

Scott: On what?

Jo: You vote my way tonight. And you convince the others to do that too.

Scott: Fine. But let's wait to see who wins immunity before we run around camp rallying.

Jo: Whatever.

Suddenly, Jo hears the sound of a rope. She turns around and sees that Scott is gone.

The other campers walk over to her.

Brick: Wasn't there a devious ginger just talking to you?

Scott: Hey! I'm not always devious!

They look up and see Scott's leg hooked onto a tree branch with a rope.

Scott: Someone must have set a trap…

A wooden cage drops down on the other six campers.

Scott: Or two…

Chris walks out of the mess hall.

Chris: GOOOOOOOD MORNING CAMPERS! Or should I say...trappers. Ready for today's challenge? Excellent. Then let's talk about it over chow, shall we?

Everyone looks confused and worried.

Scott: You're gonna untrap us, right?

A knife is thrown and cuts Scott down. The door to the cage opens.


In the mess hall, everyone is eating...or trying to eat the nasty food.

Chris: Campers, there are only seven of you left on Total Drama Island. After tonight's dramatic campfire ceremony, only six of you will remain. We're nearing the end, people! So look alive!

(Conf) Anne Maria: Winning this game? Yeah, sounds about right. I'd love to have that money, and I think I've got a real shot at winning. Here I come, unlimited supply of hairspray!

(Conf) Brick: Do I honestly think I can win? Yes! I'm so excited that I got this far. I mean, using my military training, I guess it was only inevitable that I would win.

Chris: Today's challenge involves making like our province's great rangers. You'll each have eight hours to trap one. You must bring back a wild animal to the campfire unharmed. Rangers often have to relocate animals for their own good AND the good of campers.

Sky throws her bowl onto the floor.

Sky: I might have to kill my animal, because I'm literally starving to death.

Chris: Funny you should say that, Sky. Reward for winning today's challenge is a meal of ALL of your favorite meals.

Jasmine: Oh, I want that reward.


The campers are now at the boathouse on the dock.

Chris: Everyone, choose an animal!

Shawn: I'll go first. This'll be easy peasy. I have training in trapping animals for when the apocalypse comes.

Jo: No one cares.

Shawn: Okay, sheesh.

Everyone goes to pick their card out of a hat that Chris is holding.

Anne Maria: Ay! I got a freakin' warthog? How am I supposed to catch that?

Chris: We took a bunch from Boney Island and put them here, so it should be easy...to find them. Catching them will be the challenge.

Jo: I got a bear. Are you crazy?!

Chris: No. Maybe a little deranged.

Jasmine: I got a rabbit.

Sky: I got a skunk? Oh...yikes. Skunks hate me. Ever since I flooded one of their homes, they've wanted to spray me sooo bad.

Shawn: I got a deer, heck yeah!

Brick: I got a snake? Are there even snakes on the island?

Jasmine: Trust me...yes.

Scott: Raccoon? I guess it's better than a bear.

Jo: So Jasmine has to get a rabbit and Sky has to get a little skunk but I have to get a BEAR?

Chris: That's the way the game works.

Jo: Ugh…

Chris: You guys do get sixty seconds in the boathouse to grab anything that might help.

Jo: Unless there's an animal trainer and a zebra carcass in there, it'll STILL be impossible. I'm not doing this.

She begins to walk off.

Chris: I haven't announced the penalty for not doing the challenge yet.

Jo: I don't care. I'll take it.

Chris: The penalty is cleaning the washrooms.

The camera shows the inside of a toilet, which is steaming and has green goo in it.

Jo: Uh...nevermind. I'll play.

Chris: Alright campers, you have one minute in the boathouse to grab your gear.

Everyone is grabbing stuff in the boathouse. Jo and Anne Maria both see a net and jump for it, attacking each other in the process.

Jasmine: Hmm...what does a rabbit like…

She looks in a small cooler and sees a carrot.

Jasmine: How is there a perfectly good carrot in here?

Chris: Chef comes down here all the time. Probably storing it for a soup or something.

Jasmine: This is perfect.

Shawn: Heck yeah!

He holds up an orange pistol.

Shawn: I got a tranquilizer gun!

Anne Maria stands up.

Anne Maria: No fair! Hand it over!

Shawn: No way! See ya guys!

He runs out of the boathouse. Jo follows with the net.

Anne Maria: JO! GET BACK HERE. Ugh…

Sky grabs a bucket and runs out.

Chris: 20 seconds left!

Brick picks up a baby rattle.

Brick: I could use this to pretend to be a mate for a rattlesnake!

He runs out.

Scott: Raccoons like garbage right? I guess I'll use a rotten apple.

Chris: Time's up!

Anne Maria: But I didn't find anything!

Chris: Too bad.

Anne Maria: URGH…

(Conf) Jo: Winning? Oh, please. It'll be a piece of cake. I can't wait to outlast the idiots here. And the title of winning will be much better than the actual prize money. I can see it now…

(Conf) Scott: Getting to the end will be a challenge since I'm not liked very much, But an alliance with Jo could benefit us, and when I need to cut her, I still will. Once I get to the final 3, it's smooth sailing from there.

Chris: Everybody ready?

Everyone: Yes!

Chris: Game on!

Jo and Scott run next to each other.

Scott: Need some help?

Jo: Save it! I know you'll sabotage me. I'm not an idiot.

Scott: Are you sure?

Jo: If I really need your help, I'll come find you. Go get your stupid badger or whatever.

Scott: It's a raccoon!

They split off.


Anne Maria is wandering in the forest.

Anne Maria: Hey, that's where Lightning left me for dead! Freaking a**hole.

She continues strutting through and decides to take a break and sit on a tree stump.

Anne Maria: Man, this is some hard freakin' work, walkin' and all.

A growl can be heard from the bushes. Anne Maria's eyes widen and she hesitantly turns around and looks over the bush. She sees a small squirrel.

Anne Maria: Aww, it's just a little rat thing mindin' its own business. How cute.

The squirrel turns around after hearing "rat thing" and jumps at Anne Maria.

Anne Maria: NOT THE HAIR NOT THE HAIR! AHHHH GET IT OFF OF ME!

She screams and runs through the forest.


Sky and Jasmine are walking with each other.

Jasmine: Do you know where the skunks live?

Sky: Yeah...Dave helped me out there.

Jasmine: Forget about everything that happened with him. You need to remember our goal.

Sky: I know, I know. So what are we thinking for the vote tonight?

Jasmine: Well, I'm not sure. Jo, Scott, or even Shawn would be great candidates. They've all wronged me or they're annoying. In a perfect world, the final three would be you, me, and Anne Maria.

Sky: I would prefer Brick over Anne Maria. I feel like he's not as full of himself.

Jasmine: Absolutely-

She stops and sees a rabbit run in front of her and into the forest.

Jasmine: HEY! GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BUGGER!

She chases after it and runs off.

Sky: Wait! Jasmine!

She stops in the forest alone.

Sky: Dang...now where are those skunk holes again?

(Conf) Jasmine: Do I think I have a shot at winning? Well, I definitely don't plan on making it this far and losing. I went through a lot as a Gopher, but I'm here at the final seven! How crazy is that?

(Conf) Sky: Winning this would be so cool. It would definitely make me feel a lot better about the experience I had on the island. I do wanna make it up to Dave. Maybe I could give him half of my earnings or something.


Jo is placing a trap so that when the bear steps on the net, the net will lift in the air and catch the bear. She hears someone say "Nice trap" and turns around to see Scott.

Jo: What are you doing following me? Can I help you?

Scott: Look, to prove my loyalty to you, I'll help you out with your animal.

Jo: I don't NEED your help.

Scott: I don't believe you're so narcissistic that you think you can catch a BEAR. You need some help.

Jo: Fine. How are you gonna help me?

Scott: Well, this trap here is set up pretty well, but you need the bear to have a reason to GO to the trap.

Jo: Okay...I see. So what should we use as bait.

Scott pulls out a deer tail and antlers from the paintball challenge.

Jo: Are you serious?

Scott: Just do it. It'll be worth it if no one can vote for you tonight.

Jo: Alright alright.

She puts the costume on and gets into the bushes, leaving the tail sticking out and the antlers popping up from the top.

Scott: Oh, what a delicious looking deer!

Jo: You idiot, they don't speak english-

A bear can be heard stepping towards them. Scott jumps behind a large rock and gets down.

The bear sniffs a bit until it sees the tail of Jo. Jo walks forwards towards the trap and the bear jumps at her. She quickly moves out of the way and the bear lands in the trap, causing it to lift off of the ground and go into the tree.

Jo: What the...it worked! It really worked!

Scott: Heh heh, of course it did.

Jo bends over to grab a piece of wood when a dart is seen going into her butt. She falls over. Shawn pops up from a bush.

Shawn: Booyah! Got it!

He runs over and sees Jo slumped over, asleep.

Shawn: Uh...Jo?

Scott: Dude, you shot her with the dart.

Shawn: Oh crap! I thought she was a deer!

Scott: If I were you, I'd run away. I wouldn't wanna be here when she wakes up. She'll be STEAMING.

Shawn runs off.

(Conf) Shawn: There's no way I CAN'T win. I've got this in the bag for real. I have the skills, the relationships, and the mindset to win this thing.


Brick can be seen rattling a baby bottle.

Brick: Little snakey...pssst! Little snakey!

He walks up upon Scott, who is with Jo.

Brick: Scott? Why is Jo asleep?

Scott: Shawn just randomly came over here and SHOT her with a tranquilizer gun.

Brick looks at Jo, who no longer has the deer outfit on.

Brick: Why would he do something like that?

Scott: That guy is bad news for us. I thought he was a kind guy, but he had no reason to shoot Jo.

Brick: Yeah, that's a DIRTY move. We don't tolerate that kind of stuff in the military.

Scott: Exactly. Maybe you could join us in voting him out tonight.

Brick: Wait, is this another scheme to get me into an alliance?

Scott: No, man. Trust me, even I'M scared of Shawn. He's too good at this game. That guy has got to go.

Brick: Well, I don't know. Maybe we can talk about this later, I have a snake to catch.


Jasmine: Come here, rabbit. I'm not going ANYWHERE until you're in my hands.

She peaks in a small bush.

Jasmine: Hmm...not there, but I'll find you.

She gets on her hands and knees and crawls behind a bush. She throws the carrot into an opening and waits.


Shawn is on the other side of the island, near the mess hall.

Shawn: Sometimes I know the deer drink water on the beach.

He sneaks up to the dock when he hears movement behind him.

Shawn: DEER! I GOT YOU!

He turns around and shoots Chef in the butt. Chef falls over.

Shawn: OH GOD...I gotta work on not shooting right away.

He awkwardly walks away while whistling.


Sky is walking through the forest when she hears screaming. Anne Maria suddenly runs towards her.

Anne Maria: SKY! GET IT OFF OF MY HEAD!

A squirrel is punching Anne Maria's head repeatedly. Sky grabs it and throws it into the forest.

Anne Maria: Phew, thanks babes. Didn't know if I'd survive that.

Sky: Yeah, uh...no problem.

Anne Maria: ...WAIT. I FORGOT I HAVE A CHALLENGE TO FINISH!

She runs off.

Sky: Hm...that girl is really odd.

Sky turns around and sees a small skunk hole.

Sky: Yes!

She runs to a nearby creek and grabs some water from it. She then runs back to the skunk hole and dumps water into it. A skunk rushes out.

Sky: Gotcha!

She grabs it and it looks at her angrily.

Sky: Look, I have to win a challenge! To win, I need you to cooperate. If you do, I'll help rebuild your home and make it luxurious.

The skunk hastily nods its head in agreement.


Jo opens her eyes a bit. She still can't move but she can talk.

Jo: Hello? Scott?

Scott is behind her.

Scott: I'm here, Jo.

Jo: What happened? Why can't I move?

Scott: Shawn shot you with a tranquilizer gun.

Jo: He what?! Oh, I am gonna kill that little freak!

Scott: Shh, later. There's an hour left and if you wanna win this challenge, I suggest focusing on that first.

He points up to a bear in a net.

Jo: How am I supposed to get that thing. It's in a tree.

Scott: I'll help you win, but there may be a price. We vote for Shawn tonight.

Jo: A price? That sounds like a great idea. Now HELP ME.


Jasmine is watching the grass carefully when a rabbit finally runs out and grabs the carrot. She jumps down but misses the rabbit, hitting the ground instead.

Jasmine: NO! I won't let you get away!

She gets up and sprints full speed at the rabbit as it runs away from her.

Jasmine: Get over here!

The rabbit hops into a small hole.

Jasmine: Aw, come on!


Back at camp, Chris is waiting with the cage doors open. Sky can be seen running from the forest.

Chris: And it looks like Sky might win!

Jo: WAIT!

Chris turns over to see that Scott is pushing Jo and pulling the bear in a net. He is moving slowly. He turns back over and sees Sky quickly moving from the forest to the campfire.

Chris: It looks like it'll be close! Who'll win? Jo or Sky?

Sky arrives at the gate of the cage but the skunk refuses to go in.

Sky: I promised you anything you wanted! Now just get in!

She pushes the skunk in but it sprays her and she falls over.

Sky: OW!

The skunk runs off.

Sky: You LITTLE-

Chris: AND JO WINS THE CHALLENGE!

Sky opens her eyes and sees that the bear is locked in the cage.

Everyone else in the forest hears the loudspeaker turn on, followed by Chris saying "The challenge is over. Jo won. Please report to camp."


Chris: Congratulations, Jo. Thanks to Scott, you win a meal that you love.

Jo is now able to slowly move.

Chef walks over with a giant cart of food as Jo sits down.

Jo: Looks delicious.

She turns around.

Jo: Hey, Scott. You want some of this?

Scott: Oh, uh...sure.

He sits down and starts eating. Everyone else angrily glares.

Jo: Look, he helped me out. A lot. I owe him.

Chris: Hey, where's Shawn?

Shawn is seen on the cliff aiming down with his pistol.

Shawn: I WILL get that deer.

The scene flashes back to camp.

Everyone is about to walk off when Jo stops Jasmine and Brick.

Jo: Jasmine and Brick, I need to ask you something.

Sky and Anne Maria continue walking away.

Jasmine: Uh, what is it?

Jo: Listen. I know how you feel about Shawn betraying you. What if we voted him out tonight?

Jasmine: Ugh...maybe I overreacted.

Jo: This is your chance to get revenge.

Jasmine: Hm...I'll think about it.

Brick: I'm in on the vote too. If we have your vote, we have four which is the majority.

Jasmine rolls her eyes.

Jasmine: Yeah, I heard you vote with these guys a lot.

Brick looks back, ashamed.

Jo: Ignore her. Look, Aussie Alice, we cannot afford to keep someone that strong in the game. He has tons of friends, he's strong, he has a lot of willpower...we need to vote him out.

Jasmine: I told you I'll think about it, and stop making up nicknames!

She walks away.


Jasmine walks into the girls cabin where Sky and Anne Maria are sitting on the beds.

Jasmine: How would you girls feel about voting Shawn?

Sky: Since Jo has immunity, I thought it was unspoken that we'd be voting Scott…

Jasmine: But Shawn was against us girls…

Anne Maria: Didn't Scott lead the plan to vote you though?

Jasmine: Well...that is true.

Sky: Listen, because I'm your friend, I'll respect however you vote.

Anne Maria: Yeah, whateva' I guess.

Sky: However I feel as if Scott is bad news. He's just as strong as Shawn.

Jasmine: Yeah, I guess.

Sky: I guess we'll see what happens tonight.


Chris: You've all cast your votes and made your decision. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the dock of shame to catch the boat of losers and leave. Which means you are out of the contest, and you can't come back. EVER.

(Conf) Jasmine: One thing I'll never miss seeing again is the food.

(Conf) Shawn: That stuff is the nastiest-

(Conf) Jo: -Smelliest-

(Conf) Scott: -rankest-

(Conf) Sky: -Grossest-

(Conf) Anne Maria: -Moldiest food I have EVA' SEEN.

(Conf) Jo: Oh, and the bathrooms?

(Conf) Sky: Have you seen them?

(Conf) Scott: Those things are dirtier than the pig pens back at home.

Chris: The first marshmallow goes to...Sky.

Sky catches her marshmallow.

Chris: Anne Maria. Jasmine.

They also catch their marshmallows.

Chris: Of course, Jo has immunity. Brick will get one as well.

He catches his marshmallow.

Chris: Tonight's vote was close. A 4-3 vote...however, the person leaving tonight is…

Scott and Shawn look at each other.

Chris: Scott...Shawn...one of you has spent your last night on Total Drama Island…

Everyone sits silently.

Chris: And that person is...Shawn.

He throws a marshmallow to Scott. Sky and Anne Maria frown.

Shawn: I was voted out?!

Jo: You SHOT me! How could we not vote you out?

Shawn: Aw man.

Jasmine: I'm sorry, Shawn. I regret doing it, ugh!

Shawn: Aw, man. Listen, Jasmine...it's fine. I let the game get in the way of our friendship. Honestly, I probably deserved this.

He sighs.

Shawn: Alright, well...I'm ready to go.

Chris: The boat of losers is that way.

He points to the dock of shame. Shawn walks down to it and gets on the boat. It departs from the island.

Chris: Well, it seems that's it for tonight! Head to sleep, campers.

(Conf) Scott: Poor Jo. I waited on her for this entire freaking challenge so that I could gain her trust. But I only need it for a tiny bit longer...and then she'll be eliminated before she knows what hit her...and it'll taste like victory...heh heh…


Voting Confessionals:

Jasmine: I vote for Shawn. I think he deserves this after betraying me.

Scott: I vote for Shawn.

Jo: Shawny, it's time to go.

Brick: I guess I vote Shawn.

Anne Maria: Scott, you're still a jerk.

Sky: I vote for Scott.

Shawn: My vote is for Scott.


Well, we are now at 6 people left. This episode had a few differences from the original episode, including the challenge. Immunity was still up for grabs, whereas in the episode Gwen won but was in the bottom two.

Anyways, I think I overestimated how far I could bring Shawn without any major plots. Although, he did play a comedic Owen-type role at times and I think he still brought a lot to the table, so...yeah. I'm sure most of you thought a girl would leave, but the girls left have more to offer at the final 6 while Shawn didn't really offer much at all, and Shawn got his karma for betraying his friendship with Jasmine. See ya next time!