Dimension: Marvel Universe, Earth-8096

"Why are all my plans backfiring on me at once?" Bill Cipher asked himself frantically.

Hades had started interrogating everyone about the Mystery Shack being gone.

Personally Bill Cipher was very happy that Doctor Doom Killed Stanley Pines before Hades blamed him for it.

"I don't know why Hades is after Stanley Pines, I'm not involved!" Bill Cipher declared nervously.


Wendy Corduroy frowned at how unlucky she was.

The Mystery Shack gets itself destroyed by Doctor Doom and suddenly she works at the Funeral Home where the Pines Family are being sent to their final resting place.

It's no wonder she was crying.

Dipper and Mabel were dead.

The Northwest Family were even paying for the Funeral Arrangements until the Red Skull forced them into hiding.

So where did that leave Wendy Corduroy, she was checking for Zombie Outbreaks at the Gravity Falls Cemetery.

Gravity Falls must be the only place where the Grave Diggers bring their own Shotguns for protection.

Hades, Lord of the Dead, didn't really make her feel any better when he came into the Funeral Home and everybody started worshiping him.


"Is everybody insane around here? Seriously, you turn my job into your Worship Temple for Hades over there and does this mean I'm fired? Because if you kick me out into the streets, I'm yelling everything I know!" Wendy Corduroy was ranting.

"Wendy Corduroy, calm yourself down! I'm actually here to reward your family for building the Mystery Shack!" Hades announced.

"I'm sorry, you what?" Wendy Corduroy asked dumbfounded.

"I'm here to offer you something, Magical Abilities beyond your current understanding." Hades stated back knowingly.

"What's your angle here?" Wendy Corduroy asked suspiciously.

"I want revenge for the Mystery Shack's Destruction, you Kill Doctor Doom, I Resurrect Dipper and Mabel afterwards... do we have a deal?" Hades explained everything to her.

"Alright, I'm totally helping you get your revenge on Doctor Doom, however, I want Dipper and Mabel to have no memory of their death afterwards." Wendy Corduroy agreed.

"Fine, Twin Amnesia Cases, anything else?" Hades bartered hopefully.

"What about my Dead Mother?" Wendy Corduroy asked suspiciously.

"I can easily keep Dipper and Mabel dead if you really want your Mom back instead." Hades says back smugly.

"Glare all you want kid, I'm not changing my mind here." Hades taunts her knowingly.

"Jerk!" Wendy Corduroy screamed and Hades instantly had her flying across the room.

"Temper Tantrums don't work against me, Lord Hades is almost unstoppable! Well, unless Hercules comes into the 20th Century to stop me somehow... nope, not happening, I'm Ruling Gravity Falls Forever!" Hades cheered.

Wendy Corduroy picked herself up off the floor and glared at Hades hatefully.

"We have a deal here, Corduroy, you work for me, I Resurrect Dipper and Mabel back to life. No second thoughts or the Pines Twins die instantly." Hades reminds her pointedly.

"Fine, I'm cooperating for Dipper and Mabel, not your personal revenge scheme!" Wendy Corduroy screamed back at him.

Hades rolled his eyes and let his flaming red hair turn itself back to blue again.