Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, the campers got sent out on a safari! They made like they were zookeepers, although some of them might wanna look at other careers. Jo and Scott reignited their alliance, which helped a little...although everyone else helped...by sucking. Scott and Jo built up the votes to eliminate Shawn. This week, our six remaining campers will get wayyy too close for comfort. Will Scott and Jo's alliance survive another challenge? Will they both yet again avoid the boat of losers? AND who will be voted off this week in the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet? Find out tonight on Total Drama Island!
Everyone is sleeping. The camp is pretty quiet as the sun rises. Some animals are scurrying out of their homes to start their day.
The sound of a helicopter can be heard overhead. Jo opens the window of the cabin.
Jo: HEY! SHUT UP OUT THERE! WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP!
Brick is already outside, in front of the females cabin.
Brick: I'm used to waking up this early for military training.
Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Island! Over the last six weeks we've watched sixteen campers push themselves to the LIMIT! And they got their butts kicked off the island by their fellow campers. Sucks to be you!
A montage of the past campers is shown.
Chris: Max, Topher, Sam, Ella, Sugar, B, Mike, Amy, Zoey, Dawn, Dakota, Samey, Sugar again, Dave, Amy again, Cameron, Lightning, and Shawn!
The scene flashes to the campgrounds where Chris has now landed his helicopter.
Chris: Only six campers remain and after six weeks of bugs, crappy camp food, and even grosser bathrooms, our six finalists are about thiiiis close to losing it. We strove to come up with the best way for the campers to destress...then decided it would be way more fun to handcuff them together and push them to the edge.
He stops in front of the last six campers.
Sky: Where did you even get real handcuffs?
Chris: A good host never steals and tells. Anyways, let's get to today's challenge: the tri-armed triathlon!
Anne Maria: Tri-armed? That's like...three arms! How are we supposed ta' do that?
Chris: Yup. It's three challenges, three teams of two, three arms per team.
Scott: Great, I'm stuck with one of these bozos.
Jasmine: Talk about a bozo, bozo.
She pushes Scott.
Chris: Winning team members both get immunity from tonight's vote.
(Conf) Sky: This has been six...long...weeks. I don't know how much more of this I can take. And I cannot stand being around Jo or Scott. They're both so condescending and rude. And don't get me started on Anne Maria and her hairspray.
(Conf) Jasmine: My time at Camp Wawanakwa has not necessarily been a great one, but I still had some fun times. I think if I can just find a way to get rid of the two monsters we call Scott and Jo, this place can finally become a bit more relaxing for a few days.
(Conf) Jo: I never planned to be voted out early. I'm strong, strategic, and I know how to read people like an open book. Getting all the way to the finale could prove difficult, but nothing I haven't already dealt with before.
(Conf) Scott: Do I think I have a shot at winning? 100%. I hope my friends like Dawn, Zoey, Mike, Amy, Cameron, and Shawn understand that I was just playing like everyone else. None of the mean stuff I said was true, just...uh...friendly banter! No hard feelings, right?
(Conf) Anne Maria: Yeah, this girl right here is goin' all the way to the end. Ain't no one gettin' in my way now. I'm strong, independent, and beautiful. Nobody else here has all that goin' for 'em.
(Conf) Brick: I may have made mistakes...but I thought that everyone was playing the game for the money, not for the friendships. If I could do it all over and change everything, I would.
The contestants are now cuffed to their partners in the mess hall. Jo and Scott are shackled, Jasmine and Brick are shackled, and Sky and Anne Maria are shackled.
Chris: First challenge is...competitive chowdown!
Jo: Pff, what a lame first challenge.
Chris: Each team will choose a feeder and an eater. Eaters must put their hands behind them, making it even more difficult for the feeders. One last thing. THIS is the wimp key.
He holds up a golden key with a skeleton head on the top.
Chris: It's a skeleton key that will open any of the handcuffs. You'll be offered the wimp key at each challenge to be separated from your teammate. Buuuut if you choose to accept it, you'll both be eliminated.
Sky: Okay, but how do we win?
Chris: Chef will bring a platter to each team. The winners will be the ones who finish their platter of delicacies fastest.
Brick: Uh, maybe I should eat the food.
Jasmine: Yeah, sounds about right.
She has a tone of disrespect in her voice.
Jo: You definitely got this. You're great at stuffing your face with nasty food.
Scott: Hm...yeah, very true. I'll do it.
Anne Maria: I ain't eatin' that stuff.
Sky sighs.
Sky: Fine, I'll do it.
Chef walks out and passes the trays of food to each team. Some looks nasty, but some also looks like a normal meal.
Jasmine: I've never seen a green chicken before.
Chris: Ready...go!
The eats put their hands behind their backs, pulling some of the feeders.
The feeders all start lifting their spoons and feeding.
Sky: This is actually pretty good!
Anne Maria: Less talkin', more eatin'!
Scott: Sheesh, Jo. Could you go a little faster?
Jo: If I drop it, they aren't gonna count it. Now do you wanna win or not?
Scott: Continue.
Jo continues shoveling food into Scott's mouth.
Jasmine: Keep your mouth open!
Brick's mouth is full of food. He tries to talk.
Brick: Buh dere's foo in dere-
Jasmine: EAT!
She picks up a bowl and jams the food into Brick's mouth. He swallows it.
Chris: And it looks like we have a winner! Jasmine and Brick!
Brick: Ugh...my stomach.
Jasmine: Oh, relax. It wasn't even that much food.
(Conf) Brick: Jasmine really has something against me. It's probably because I vote with Jo and Scott sometimes. Augh...this challenge is gonna be the death of me.
The campers are outside now. Chris holds up the key in front of everyone's face.
Chris: Last chance to have the wimp key before part 2!
Brick: Jasmine, look. Since we obviously have our issues, maybe we should-
Jasmine: You wanna quit? Don't be a baby! You are NOT taking this win away from me after we just won a point.
Scott: What's the challenge?
Chris: On the beach, you will find three canoes. One for each team. Your challenge is to paddle the canoe, while wearing handcuffs...heh...all the way to Boney Island. Once there, you will open a package that is waiting for you! Go!
Everyone jogs to the canoes.
Jo: I'll be riding in the front to steer.
Scott pulls her back.
Scott: Why do you get to?!
Jo: Because I deserve it.
Scott: Says who?
Jo: Me. Easy. Now come on!
She pushes Scott into the back of the boat and climbs in.
Jasmine: I'll drive. Now get in!
Brick: It's not a car-
Jasmine: Brick! Now!
He steps in the canoe.
Anne Maria: Yo, you wanna drive? It's the perfect day for a tan in the sun.
Sky: Yeah, fine.
They both get in.
The teams are now all out on the water. Sky is rowing the canoe but notices that they are in last place.
Sky: Anne, would you mind ROWING?
Anne Maria: Yeah, hun. Just give me a second. Let me tan my back.
Sky turns around and sees Anne Maria in her bikini.
Sky: Seriously?!
Anne Maria: What? I haven't done this in forever.
In Scott and Jo's boat, the two of them are rowing very quickly.
Scott: We're way ahead of the others!
Jo: All thanks to my leadership.
Scott: It's thanks to both of us working hard. My papa always said "The biggest farm is always built from teamwork."
Jo: That doesn't really make any sense...but...yeah. Teamwork.
(Conf) Scott: Oh, it is gonna be the BEST voting Jo out when I get the chance.
Brick and Jasmine are rowing at different times, causing the canoe to turn left and right.
Jasmine: Just keep it steady.
Brick: I'm trying. You keep switching the angle.
Jasmine: Hm, blaming me for everything huh?
Brick: What?! I'm not blaming you.
Jasmine: You're no different than Jo and Scott. Sure, you may ACT nice, but then you go and vote your own friends off. I'm not stupid. Cameron told me all about you.
Brick: Listen to me. I regret voting the way I did. I lost a lot of friends from that. But I can't change it now. I was manipulated. Didn't you just vote with them to get rid of Shawn?
Jasmine: That's different. I wanted to get payback on Shawn.
Brick: But you regretted it.
Jasmine: So? What's your point?
Brick: You can't judge me for making mistakes. OR being manipulated by the devilish duo. We've both had our share of issues on the island.
Jasmine frowns and sighs.
Jasmine: Okay, maybe you're right. I judged you too much. I'm sorry.
Brick: And I've met the personal side of Jo. The one where she isn't a roid rager. We have our problems but sometimes I know she's just trying to prove she's strong.
Jasmine: Well, I truly don't care if that's what she's doing. She treats people horribly and that isn't an excuse at all. But if you are her friend, then I guess I just have to respect that. You know her better than I do. But isn't your whole motto that it's a game and it isn't personal? Why can't you vote her out?
Brick: Hm...good question. Maybe I should.
Jasmine: I think it might help clear your name...and someone like Jo might respect that type of move.
Brick: Yeah, you're right.
They hit the beach.
Jasmine: Look! Scott and Jo are already here. Come on!
They get up and run. Sky and Anne Maria arrive after.
Sky: COME ON, ANNE MARIA!
Anne Maria: Alright, alright! Slow down, my legs ain't as thin as yours! They got a lot a' curves!
Meanwhile, Scott and Jo are walking along the beach when they see a backpack.
Jo: Hey! Look!
She opens the backpack up and sees a part of the cursed tiki idol.
Jo: Oh gosh! What is this doing here?!
Suddenly, Chris' helicopter flies over the island.
Chris: Welcome to the second part of the second challenge. Back in episode 8, Zoey found a tiki idol on her bed. Turns out Scott stole it and gave it to her while pretending to be Mike.
Jo: Jeez, dude. You really are evil.
Scott: I've worked hard for that title.
Jasmine and Brick run behind them.
Brick: I thought Dawn returned it after she kept it…
Chris: She never did. She broke it up and flushed it down the septic tank.
Jo: EW!
She drops it.
Chris: I know! The pieces in those packs need to be returned to the cave of treacherous terror. And you'll wanna do it double quick, because the longer you have the doll...the worse your luck. Oh yeah, one has to piggyback the other!
Everyone gasps.
Chris: Good luck!
Sky looks at Anne Maria.
Anne Maria: Fine, hop on.
Scott: I don't know if I can hold you-
Jo: You'll be fine. Come on!
She jumps onto his back and they run.
Jasmine: I gotcha! Get on!
Brick: This is kinda weird…
Jasmine: It's fine!
The three pairs run different ways.
Anne Maria and Sky are shown running. Anne Maria stops.
Anne Maria: Yo, I can't!
She's gasping for breath.
Anne Maria: I can't do this...it's so hard!
Sky: I can't be that heavy…
Anne Maria: No, I'm going through hairspray withdrawals!
Sky: Oh. of course…just try. We have to find that cave.
Meanwhile, Scott and Jo run straight into the cave.
Jo: Wow, that was easy.
She hops off of Scott's back and they place the tiki idol down. A growl can be heard.
Jo: Uh...what was that?
Scott: Sounded like…
Scott and Jo: GIANT BEAVERS! RUNNNN!
They scream and run out of the cave as Jasmine and Brick arrive. The two see the beavers and turn around to run as well.
Jasmine: Nice job, guys! You brought them right to us!
Brick: Wait! Don't keep the idol!
He grabs it from Jasmine and throws it into the cave.
The two teams get into their canoes.
Jasmine: What about Sky and Anne Maria?!
Brick: We have to go!
Sky: WAIT!
They turn and see Sky barely running with Anne Maria on her back. Sky throws Anne Maria into the canoe and gets in.
Jasmine: Did you get rid of the idol?
Sky: Yes! Now come on everyone! Let's go!
The canoes leave the island as the beavers approach the beach.
Chris can be seen standing with the three teams. They each have their own table with a blanket over it.
Chris: And that's a point for Jo and Scott!
Jo and Scott high five.
Chris: So it's been a fun day. Moldy food fights, carnivorous beavers...BUT it's time for someone to win this thing. A point each for everyone but Sky and Anne Maria. Today's final challenge.
He pulls the blanket off of Jasmine and Brick's table.
Brick: EEEK!
He jumps into Jasmine's arms.
Jasmine: I know, I know. Sugar is a scary person.
Chris: The totem pole of shame and humiliation. Your task? Assemble the heads in the order of which your comrades were voted out...unless you want...the wimp key! Let's role!
He blows a whistle, signaling the start of the challenge.
Jo: Okay, so first boot was Topher.
Scott: No, it was the little purple guy.
Jo: What?! No, he was eliminated in the cliff jumping challenge. Wasn't the sleeping challenge first?
Scott: Uh...I don't think so. You're confusing me!
Jasmine: I definitely know my team's eliminations. It Max first, then Topher...then...uh…
Brick: It's okay. Let's just do the ones we know and fill in the blanks.
Anne Maria: Aw, look at the head of Dakota! She was my friend...kinda. We never really talked much or anything. We just kinda tanned together.
Sky: Do you know when she was eliminated?
Anne Maria: I think it was somewhere near the end of the pre-merge.
Sky turns over and sees Dave's head.
Sky: Aw, Dave...ugh…
Chris walks over.
Chris: Heh, that's the guy you cheated on. Probably hard to see him, huh-
Sky throws Dave's head at Chris.
Sky: Not in the mood right now, McLean!
Jo picks up Sugar's head.
Jo: I can't believe this one is literally ROAMING the streets. She's insane.
Scott: All I know is that she's a farmer like me. Woulda been cool to meet her when she wasn't extremely angry at everyone for no reason.
Jo: Well she was definitely the first person to go in the merge.
Scott: Yup.
Jo: But when did she leave before that?
Scott: Her first time around...uh...didn't she mess up the performance of that princess girl?
Jo: Ella! Great thinking. So Ella was the first girl to leave, Sugar left right after her...and there were three boys eliminated first.
She puts Ella's head after Sam's.
Jo: Yes!
Jasmine: Okay...so if there were like 4 girls eliminated before the merge, I feel like that is when Samey left.
Brick: Which one was she though?
Chris: We have a winner!
Everyone turns and looks at Jo and Scott's heads built perfectly.
Chris: Congratulations, Jott and Scoliosis! They are safe from the vote tonight!
Chris falls over again from being hit in the head with Dave's head.
Jasmine: Aw crap...this is the worst case scenario.
Chris: You've all cast your votes and made your decision. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must walk the dock of shame to the boat of losers. That means you are voted out...and you can't come back...EVER!
Jo and Scott are smiling. Everyone else seems disappointed.
Chris: The first marshmallow goes to...Jo. Scott as well.
They catch their marshmallows.
Chris: Next marshmallow goes to...Jasmine. Brick gets one too.
Sky and Anne Maria are the last ones without a marshmallow. They look at each other with a shocked face.
Chris: And tonight...the person leaving...IS…
Anne Maria and Sky look terrified.
Chris: Anne Maria!
She gasps as Sky catches her marshmallow.
Anne Maria: WHAT?! BUT HOW?
Chris: Don't know, but it's time to leave.
Anne Maria: I ain't goin' nowhere! Whoever voted for me needs some serious therapy! Ugh!
She runs off to the boat, which quickly departs.
Chris: And with that, five remain! Who will be the next one to go? Find out next time on Total Drama Island!
Voting Confessionals:
Jasmine: Sadly, I vote Anne Maria. We just don't have the connection like everyone else.
Sky: Anne Maria, I'm sorry. You're nice, but you can be annoying.
Scott: Sky, you're a strong olympian. I'm voting for you.
Jo: Anne Maria, this has been a LONG time coming. Be gone!
Anne Maria: I vote for Sky. She wasn't very good at the challenge today.
Brick: Sorry Anne Maria. I vote for you.
I bet a lot of you aren't shocked. A few episodes ago, I ALMOST pushed Anne Maria to the finale, however I decided to keep her elimination here and I'm glad I did because she really didn't have a lot of plot left for the season.
Next is the Playa Des Losers episode. I'm just gonna warn everyone that there will not be an elimination due to the fact that I don't wanna eliminate a villain that way or pull a Leshawna and wrongly eliminate a hero. Instead, the final 5 elimination will be in Camp Castaways. See ya next time!
