Chris: In today's special episode of Total Drama Island, you've been watching Brick, Jasmine, Jo, Scott, and Sky make their way to the final five.
A camera shows Sky running out of the mess hall. She pukes onto the ground. Behind her, Jo and Scott are being chased by a bear.
Chris: It's been a long seven weeks. So! We decided to give our weary finalists the day off to contemplate how far they've gotten and enjoy all the campgrounds have to offer. But what happens when the campers get voted out, walk the dock of shame, board the boat of losers, and leave camp? Where are these rejects living? How are they spending their time? And who do they think deserves to win 100 grand. The losers are about to let it all hang out and you won't wanna miss a word. Coming up on Total Drama Island!
The camera now shows a giant resort on a separate island. Fun tropical music is playing in the background as Chris rides up to the dock of the resort on a small boat.
Chris: Welcome to Playa Des Losers! The all inclusive luxury resort where our campers are sent after being brutally voted out of the game to lick their wounds and accept their fate.
Topher, Dakota, Anne Maria, and Amy can be seen tanning by a pool. Lightning is working out next to them.
Chris: When we are down to the two final competitors, their fate will be in the hands of these seventeen losers!
Ella and Dawn are seen sitting at a pool bar. Ella sips a tropical drink.
Ella: Goodness gracious, this is a wonderful beverage! Don't you agree?
Dawn: Yes. It is pleasant.
Sugar swims over.
Dawn: Hey Sugar.
Sugar: Hi elf girl!
Ella: Yes, hello Sugar.
Sugar: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!
Ella: I just said your name, Sugar.
Sugar: You watch yourself, missy…
She turns and swims away to the edge of the pool and gets out. She walks over to the buffet, which hasn't been filled with food yet.
Sugar: What is the meanin' of all of this! I'm starvin'!
Max walks over.
Max: Do not worry, my friend. Soon I will rule the world and when I do, I will give you free food for life…
Sugar: Awww! Thanks genius!
She turns to the camera.
Sugar: This guy shoulda' made it all the way to the finale. He's a super genius. He built a robot over the course of his stay here!
The camera pans over to a mangled piece of metal that slightly moves.
Chris: As you can see our campers have made themselves comfortable here at our luxury resort.
Zoey, Mike, and Cameron are shown sitting in a hot tub.
Chris: Looks like Zoey and Mike are happy to be reunited.
Zoey: Ever since I was voted out and I came here, I've enjoyed my time so much.
Mike: Zoey and I really got to know each other a lot. I'm really happy about that.
Cameron: The three of us have been hanging out nonstop.
The camera flashes back to the tanning group.
Dakota: Can you believe this place is right around the corner from that crappy camp?! Why couldn't Chris just put us here in the first place?
Topher: Exactly! This is what I'm talking about.
The camera pans over to Topher. Dakota gets in front of it.
Dakota: No no, don't move yet!
She does several poses.
Dakota: I bet I lost so much weight on that island after being starved.
Amy: Uh...that's not normal.
Dakota: Who asked you? Stop interrupting my photoshoot time!
Amy: Whatever. I'm so out of here.
Amy gets up and walks away.
Chris: And there's our latest boot, Anne Maria.
Anne Maria: Yeah, I was sad about leavin' and all, but once I saw this place my sadness went out the door.
Amy walks over to the main doors where she sees Samey walk out. Samey's arms are healed.
Amy: Samey! There you are!
Samey: Oh...uh...hi Amy.
Amy: Would you be a doll and get me some towels? I wanna go for a swim.
Samey: Sure! Anything for you.
She turns around and walks into the building. Amy turns to the camera.
Amy: You see, after Samey was voted out...and I was voted out again, I talked to Samey about why I'm the better sister. I just kept pushing that into her head, and now she serves me! It's like the crap that happened on the island doesn't even matter anymore.
Samey walks out with some towels.
Amy: Thanks, sis!
Amy walks away.
Samey: Sure my sister is still very bossy, but she's nice about it. And that's one step forward to repairing our relationship.
The camera quickly pans over to the grill, where Dave walks over.
Dave: Once I realized I didn't need Sky, this place became pretty sweet. And it's much cleaner than camp. I love it here.
B walks behind him and nods.
Dave: This dude knows a LOT of silent therapy. He's helped me out a lot since I came.
The camera flashes to inside of the resort, where Shawn and Sam are in the arcade playing a zombie shooter game.
Shawn: GET HIM! GET HIM!
Sam: I'M TRYING BUT I'M OUT OF BULLETS!
Shawn: Dude! There's bullets on the ground!
Both boys die in the game.
Shawn: Dang it! You have to be on your A-game!
Sam: Sorry, man.
They turn the camera.
Sam: Oh, hey! Being here has been a dream come true. I never thought I'd enjoy it being voted out like this.
Shawn: You really got to enjoy your time here considering you were voted out third.
Sam: Yeah, I guess. But I did have to spend a week alone with Max and Topher...and then another with Ella...and ANOTHER with Sugar...it took a while before some normal came.
He takes out a can of spray cheese and sprays it into his mouth.
Shawn: I can't wait to see who wins.
Sam: Well I don't think it should be Sky. What she did to Dave was terrible.
Shawn: You prefer Scott or Jo over Sky?
Sam: They're ALL jerks, but Scott and Jo didn't emotionally manipulate someone.
Shawn: True, true. But Sky didn't mean to…
Sam: I don't care. She still did it.
The scene flashes back outside to Dawn and Ella.
Dawn: Trying to frame Scott was a dumb idea. If I had just played him by pretending to be dumb, I'd still be in the game.
Ella: Yes, I do believe that Scott has malicious intentions.
Dawn: I don't quite understand you, Ella. You watched your elimination episode. Why didn't you dislike Sugar for getting Falco to attack you?
Ella: Well, I can forgive Sugar for that. She is a good friend of mine.
Dawn: Are we talking about the same person?
Ella: The bubbly blonde girl from the south with a heart of gold!
She begins to hum happily. Lightning jumps into the water and swims next to the bar.
Lightning: More like a heart of cholesterol and plaque.
Ella: You are not very nice.
Lightning: Hey, I tried nice out and everyone paid me dust.
Dawn: If you were "nice" at Camp Wawanakwa, I'd hate to see you mean.
Lightning: Oh creepy girl, you're just mad you were voted out after Scott caught you with that tiki idol.
Dawn: Hmm…
She stares at Lightning for a second. He looks awkwardly at Ella.
Lightning: Does she always do this?
Dawn: Your energy...I can sense that your self love comes from the lack of love from others, mainly your father, as a child.
Lightning: Say WHAT? Who told you that?!
Dawn: It's all over your aura.
Ella: I'd like to read auras.
Dawn: It's not a teachable thing, Ella.
Ella: Aw...I guess I should sing a song about that…
Lightning: ANOTHER song?
Dawn: Oh no…
As Ella begins singing, the camera flashes to Chris.
Chris: Now that we've seen how the has beens are doing, let's see how they feel about the final five.
Dave pops up in front of Chris.
Dave: Sky is a LYING brat and I can't wait to see her arrive here. There is no way she can win.
The camera flashes to Max and Sugar.
Max: I think that Sky's betrayal is a great form of evil. I wish I had been able to do something like that before being the first one voted out.
Sugar: Well I think she's bad, but didn't she say somethin' about wantin' to break up with her boyfriend? That has to count fer somethin'.
Dave pops in once again.
Dave: No! She knew what she was doing!
Sugar: Stop dewin' that!
The camera pans back to the hot tub.
Zoey: I think Sky messed up a LOT, however I don't think she's a horrible person. She just handled the situation poorly.
Mike: Eh, as much as I liked her on the island, I feel like she was too cocky about being an olympian. Big deal.
Cameron: I think she could really win if she makes it to the end with Jo or Scott. Maybe even Brick.
Zoey: Ugh! Don't get me started on Brick.
Mike: Zoey, even I'm not that mad at him anymore.
Zoey: No, Mike. He betrayed us.
Amy sits down at the hot tub.
Amy: Please. Even I know that Brick was never the nice cadet he says he is.
Mike: He just got mixed up with the wrong people…
Amy: He knew what they were doing and still worked with them. That's low, even for me.
Mike: Didn't you cause Sky and Dave's breakup?
Amy: WHY does everyone blame me? Don't shoot the messenger, people!
Zoey: She's got a point, as ill intentioned as it was.
The camera flashes to the tanners. Dakota and Topher are applying suntan lotion.
Dakota: Brick is like...sooooo devious for working with Scott and Jo. But he's still got my vote if he makes the final two with them. Military outfits are SO in right now.
Topher: Personally, I don't think Brick should win over those two. At least they're upfront about their gameplay.
Dakota: Are you kidding? Scott played a mean game for a while and no one knew. He wasn't upfront until the merge.
Topher: No, I don't see it that way. He was just nicer, that's all. Hey, is this a good angle on me?
The camera shakes up and down to indicate yes.
Topher: Awesome.
It then pans down to Anne Maria.
Topher: Hey!
Anne Maria: Well, Scott may be a huge jerk, but he's no Jo. She's the worst. Maybe she's not the biggest backstabber, but she is the meanest person there.
Dakota pops her head over.
Dakota: Totally. I hate her!
Samey is seen swimming in a swimming pool. Sam jumps in next to her and Shawn follows. She laughs nervously after being splashed and turns to the camera.
Samey: Well, I'm totally rooting for Jasmine. She's super nice.
Sam: I don't know, Samey. She may be nice but she's a klutz...and her leadership skills caused her team to be annihilated in the early stages of the game.
Shawn: She also voted me out.
Samey: By the way, could you guys maybe pronounce it "Sam-"
Sam: So, dude? You voted for HER first. She had the right to vote for you.
Shawn: I guess so…
The sun has now set and everyone is sitting around the pool.
Samey: Hey guys? Can I ask you all something?
Ella: What is it, Samey?
Samey: Despite what Amy told you, my name is Sammy. Not Samey.
Amy: Fine...we can call her Sammy.
Everyone else mutters in agreement.
Sammy: Thanks, guys.
B starts playing his guitar. Ella hums quietly and swings back and forth to the music. Everyone else seems to be enjoying it as well.
Chris: So, guys...what are your predictions about who will come next?
Dawn: I feel as if Scott's downfall could be coming very soon.
Ella: I think it will be Jo.
Mike: To be completely honest, I see it being Jasmine...at this point, people are gonna bring who they don't like to the final two so that they get most of the votes.
Zoey: Do you think Sky would turn on her?
Mike: She doesn't have to. Brick, Scott, and Jo are enough to get her out.
Dave: Scott doesn't want Jasmine out, though. He's gonna be going after Jo any day now, and I think that everyone will cosign on that plan.
Cameron: Even Brick?
Dave: Did you see him last week? He told Jasmine he might vote for Jo if he has to.
Cameron: Hm...true.
Chris: Well, you heard it. The opinions are all over the place! The only way we really can know who's gonna win is watching the next few episodes and seeing who ends up grabbing that check from my hands.
Dakota is filing her nails.
Dakota: That is such a cliche thing to say.
Chris pushes her into the water.
Dakota: Hey!
Chris: Well, this has been the eliminated cast members live from Playa Des Losers. Who'll be the next to go? Who will make up the final four? Find out next time on Total Drama Island!
This episode wasn't a full episode like the others because I felt like without the vote, it's kind of just a fun little check-in on the eliminated campers. The next time you'll see them is in the finale, and then the special. If I continue uploading daily, the finale will air on July 2nd, with the special on the 3rd. TDA will probably begin on the 4th or 5th.
Only a few more episodes to go. Who are you mainly rooting for? Who are you rooting against? See ya next time!
