Replying to Reviews:
Lordgemini: I agree that Jasmine seducing Scott would definitely be hilarious, although I have other plans up my sleeve! You'll see when you read.
The Jet-Black Wings: Thank you! I'm really glad you enjoyed it! I'm sad to see Jo go too. She's one of my favorites.
Chef: Last week on Total Drama Island, those good for nothin' campers got swept away by a rain storm and were stuck on a deserted island. They left that jock girl on the beach, but they couldn't hide from her, oh no they couldn't. She ended up building a raft with the ginger and they left the others to fend for themselves. Somehow they all ended up together in a treehouse. That's when they all came up with a crackerjack plan to find out who was making the fire, but all they found was the secret production location. The ginger ended up betraying the jock and she ended up going home.
The camera now shows Chef in the kitchen.
Chef: They asked me to do the recap. Got a problem with that?! Since Chris is off hosting some fufu award show, I'm filling in as host, and guess what? I ain't happy about it either! So sit back, shut up, and watch the nice episode of Total Drama Island!
The sun is rising over the hills of Wawanakwa. What was once a bustling summer camp is now whittled down to the few stragglers who were able to survive the many campfire ceremonies.
The cameras flash to the middle of the forest, where the campers are all sleeping. Scott and Jasmine are loudly snoring, while Brick and Sky sleep quietly. Suddenly, Jasmine wakes up.
Jasmine: HUH? WHAT?! WHERE ARE WE?!
Her yelling awakens the others.
Brick: Hey, how'd we get here?!
Sky: Chris?!
Scott: Papa?
The campers hear a loud buzzing sound coming from a helicopter and look up.
Chef: Everybody just shut up! How you got here is not your concern!
Jasmine: But where is Chris?
Chef: None of you gosh darn business what happened to Chris. I'm in charge now, and I'm gonna make you wish you were never born. Your mission is to find your way out of the forest...or die trying.
Sky: But we WILL die!
(Conf) Jasmine: I am definitely going to win this thing! Living in the outback all my life with a lack of resources has made me the powerful girl I am today.
(Conf) Sky: Seriously? How much worse can this get?
Chef: Hm...here's how it works: Team One is Ginger and the Giant. Team Two is Cadet Gone Soft and the World's Worst Olympian.
Sky: Hey!
Jasmine: You mean I have to spend the entire day with Scott?!
Chef: That's right, and if you don't like it, you can say hello to the boat of losers!
Jasmine: Uh, heh...no thanks, mate.
Scott: Perfect...now I'm gonna have to listen to her trying to tell me she's a survivalist or whatever.
Chef: Now you're gonna have to shut up and listen to me!
He throws each team a duffel bag.
Chef: You have everything in these bags. You'll navigate your way north to base camp. The first team to tag the camp totem pole wins, and is safe from elimination. Here's a tip! Better set up camp before sundown, because once nightfall hits, you won't even see your trembling hand from your own terrified face. Unless...you got night vision goggles, but you don't.
He laughs manically.
Brick: PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US! NOT AGAIN!
Sky: Brick, if we're gonna get out we have to stay calm.
Chef: Get a hold of yourself, soldier!
Scott: What if a bear attacks us or something?!
Chef: Oh I wouldn't worry about that.
Scott: Phew.
Chef: Because a bear will be the least of your worries when you come face to face with Sasquatchanakwa. He's one meeaaann mamajama. See ya, folks!
He runs to the ladder from the helicopter and gets on. It begins to fly away.
Chef: Try not to die!
Sky: Come on, Brick!
Jasmine: Where are you guys going?! We can't separate!
Sky: Sorry, Jasmine, but there's only one team that can win.
Jasmine: Alright then, friend. Let the best team win!
Brick: I'm...so...scared…
Sky: Will you just come on?
She pulls Brick away.
Jasmine: I suppose we should start going north.
Scott: How do we know which way is north?
Jasmine: Crap...uh, does the sun rise to the north?
Scott: Heck if I know. You're supposed to be the survivalist here.
Jasmine: Hey, don't put that on me.
(Conf) Jasmine: Okay, so maybe I'm not the best survivalist out there, but I'm still miles better than Scott.
Sky and Brick are walking in the middle of the forest.
Brick: We should have stuck with the other two.
Sky: Relax. We're on an island. If we walk straight, we'll hit the beach eventually. And from there we'll line the outside of the island until we hit the docks.
Brick: I hope the island isn't like...huge. It would take a while.
Sky: Maybe we should try running. Can you handle it?
Brick: The real question is can YOU handle it? I've done countless training missions where I ran for hours with no breaks. This'll be a piece of cake.
Sky: Sure it will.
She rolls her eyes.
(Conf) Brick: Sky is like a second Jo. Strong, fast, smart...I definitely don't wanna end up in the final two with her.
Meanwhile, Jasmine and Scott are looking at their map and walking. Scott is holding the map while Jasmine is looking over his shoulder.
Jasmine: It says if we keep going this way, we should hit the cliff by morning.
She points to a small spot on the map.
Scott: But we don't know which way we're walking. We could be going south right now.
Jasmine: Well we have to go somewhere. We can't just sit and wait for Sky and Brick to win.
Scott: I'm not saying that. All I'm saying is-
A roaring sound is heard behind them.
Jasmine: Uh...did you hear that?
Scott nods. They stay completely still.
Jasmine slowly turns her head around and sees a bear.
Scott: RUNNNNN!
The pair runs straight into a forest, dodging trees left and right. They dive into a cave and push a boulder in front of it.
Jasmine: Crikey, it's dark in here.
Scott: I'd rather be in the dark and alive than in sunlight and dead.
Jasmine: Good point.
Scott: So now what?
Jasmine: Maybe this cave has an entrance and exit?
They look into their bag and find a flashlight. Scott turns it on.
Scott: It's dim, but it's better than nothing.
Jasmine: Sure is. Now come on, follow my lead.
They begin walking into the cave.
As the time hits noon, Sky and Brick are still jogging through the forest.
Brick: It feels like we've been jogging for hours now.
Sky: We definitely have...maybe we should take a break.
Brick: Sounds like a good idea.
They slow down and sit down at a large tree that is covering them from the sunlight.
Sky: Check our bag to see if we have any food.
Brick looks on his back but nothing is there.
Brick: I thought you had the bag.
Sky: Are you kidding me? You were running right behind me! If you didn't see the bag on my back, where did you think it was?
Brick: I don't know, girls are savvy with that type of stuff!
Sky: UGH! So you mean we're stuck out here with no food, no water, and no tools to survive.
Brick: Uh...yeah...
Sky: PERFECT. JUST PERFECT.
Brick: Let's just calm down-
Sky: We're gonna DIE out here, Brick.
Brick: Look, I'm sorry I forgot the bag, but you said it yourself: we'll hit the beach at some point.
Sky: We've been running for hours. This island is ginormous. It's gonna take a while to find the beach, and without food and water, we're gonna be tired and dehydrated pretty quick.
Brick: What about river water?
Sky: It isn't the cleanest, but I suppose it could work for now.
Brick: And we could try hunting for some food.
Sky: Remember, we're in a race. We can't stay for long. And I'd rather not waste our energy on food we might not even be able to catch.
Brick: Fine. Let's just rest here until we're ready to go.
Jasmine and Scott have been walking for hours. Jasmine has slowly begun breathing heavily.
Scott: Jasmine, are you uh...okay?
Jasmine: No...I'm claustrophobic…
Scott: Aw, crap. Look, maybe we should turn around-
Jasmine: NO! We can't. We're too far in. Let's find a way out now please…
The flashlight burns out.
Scott: Come on, man! Turn on!
Jasmine: SO WE'RE IN A DARK CAVE BY OURSELVES WITH NO LIGHT...HELLLLLLPP!
Scott: Jasmine, just calm down.
He walks towards her and falls off of a cliff into a body of water.
Jasmine: SCOTT?! WHERE DID YOU-
Jasmine falls down as well. She comes up to the surface.
Jasmine: Scott?! Help me!
Scott: Relax, relax. I'm right here. There must be an underground lake or something.
Jasmine: So it must link with outside, right?
Scott: Maybe...do you feel a current?
Jasmine: A strong one, actually…
Scott: Same...which means we'll probably be swept out eventually.
Jasmine: But with no wind or movement in the water, how is there a current?
Scott: Wait...do you hear that?
The sound of water rushing quickly can be heard.
Jasmine: Sounds like a…
Both: WATERFALL!
Jasmine: NOOOO!
She quickly grabs onto a rock. Above Jasmine is a light.
Jasmine: HEY! I SEE A HOLE IN THE CAVE. I THINK THAT'S SUNLIGHT!
Scott: Jasmine, I need your help!
Scott rushes towards the rock.
Jasmine: I'll grab you!
He nears the waterfall's edge but Jasmine grabs him and pulls him up. The duffel bag flies off of the waterfall's edge and hits the water below.
Jasmine: Good thing we didn't go with that thing. I'm gonna put you on my shoulders and I want you to climb out of the hole and then pull me up.
Scott: No offense, but you're heavier than me.
Jasmine: Oh, come on tough guy. Don't wimp out now.
Scott gets onto her shoulders and climbs up through the hole.
Scott: Hey! The sun looks like it'll be setting soon!
Jasmine: We've been in here that long? Jeez.
Scott climbs out and pulls Jasmine up. They climb down from the top of the cave.
Jasmine: That was kinda cool, not gonna lie. AND scary.
Scott: Pff, yeah, whatever.
Jasmine: Why are you always like that? Always so bleh and miserable?
Scott: Coming from the queen of complaining…
Jasmine: You know, you could have made a lot more friends this summer if you just let the game play out.
Scott: I didn't come to have fun. I came to win some money.
Jasmine: Evidently.
Scott: Just keep walking and be quiet.
Jasmine: Ugh, whatever.
Sky is snoring on the grass. Brick lightly shakes her to wake her up.
Brick: Sky...Sky come on. Wake up.
Sky: Huh?
Brick: We fell asleep.
Sky: Oh…
Brick: These mosquitoes are literally eating me alive. We definitely need to go.
Sky: The faster we find camp, the better.
She gets up and stumbles to a nearby river to scoop water into her mouth.
Brick: Okay, come on.
The two of them groggily stumble to some place better to stay as it is getting dark. Sky hears rustling and stops.
Brick: What is it? Oh gosh...it's a bear isn't it? WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Jasmine and Scott walk out from behind a bush.
Sky: Oh, it's you guys!
Jasmine: Looks like we somehow caught up to you guys.
Scott: The underground cave must have taken us straight to them.
Sky: Listen, I know we said we were gonna split up, but I really think we should all stick together right now.
Brick: Uh, I second that.
Jasmine: I definitely agree, mate.
Scott: Oh, come on. You really wanna sit down and sleep here all night? We need to win this, Jasmine.
Jasmine: Shush, Scott. We need to get some energy back from today's little adventure.
Scott: Fine…
The camera flashes to the four of them camped around a small fire. All four of them are resting peacefully when Scott shakes Jasmine to wake her up.
Scott: Jasmine.
Jasmine: Huh? What time is it?
Scott: I don't know, but we should definitely get a head start.
Jasmine rubs her eyes.
Jasmine: You really wanna win this thing, huh…
Scott: You should too.
Jasmine sighs and gets up.
Scott: Come on!
They walk away from Brick and Sky.
XOXOX
The next morning, Sky wakes up.
Sky: ...Jasmine? Where are you?
She looks around.
Sky: Brick, hurry! Wake up!
Brick: SASQUATCHANAKWA DON'T KILL ME! Oh...it was just a dream.
Sky: Jasmine and Scott woke up early and left! We're totally behind!
Brick: AW, MAN! Okay, let's sprint the whole time.
Sky: Def-
Small footsteps can be heard. They start to get louder and louder.
Sky: Uh, Jasmine? Is that you?
Brick: No...IT'S SASQUATCHANAKWA!
Brick immediately wets his pants.
Sky: Ew…
Brick: It's always been a problem-
Sky: I DON'T CARE! COME ON!
Sasquatchanakwa roars before jumping out of the bushes and chases them.
Sky: CRAP, I DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY WE'RE GOING!
Brick: DOESN'T MATTER! JUST KEEP RUNNING!
Jasmine and Scott are walking in the forest.
Jasmine: As much as I feel bad for playing Sky, I'm definitely glad we left early.
Scott: See, now you're getting it.
Jasmine: I still don't agree with how you've played this game and treated so many people, but I gotta admit…you're a pretty smart strategist.
Scott: I know.
Screaming is heard behind them. Sky and Brick fly past them as Sasquatchanakwa follows them.
Jasmine: Was that-
Scott: -a sasquatch?
Jasmine: But it couldn't be…
Scott: Okay, whatever! They're getting ahead of us! RUN!
Jasmine and Scott run to catch up with Sky and Brick. Sasquatchanakwa notices and turns around.
Jasmine: No no no! Don't chase us! Chase them!
She points to Sky and Brick, who are still running for their lives.
Scott: CRAP! RUN!
They turn the opposite way and run backwards.
Meanwhile, Sky and Brick slow down.
Sky: Hey, I think he stopped.
Brick: I don't know how we survived…
Sky: I think he turned around to chase Jasmine and Scott.
Brick: Maybe he'll maul Scott.
Sky: We can only hope, now c'mon.
Chef is cooking brownies.
Camera Man: Hey, Chef guy...uh, shouldn't we go look for the teenagers? It's been a day and they haven't returned.
Chef grows and hits the camera with a pan, which causes it to break.
Camera Man: Nevermind, dude! Sorry I asked!
Jasmine and Scott are still running from Sasquatchanakwa.
Jasmine: Ugh! I've had enough of this!
She stops and puts her leg out, causing the sasquatch to fly over it and hit his head on the ground.
Scott: Nice thinking!
Jasmine: Here, let me carry you!
Scott: WHAT?
Jasmine: My legs are longer than yours. I can do it, come on!
Scott: This is so weird…
He hops into Jasmine's arms and she runs with him in her arms.
Jasmine: We can't lose now, we're so close!
They begin to see Sky and Brick running.
Sky: Hey! I see camp!
Jasmine: NO! THEY'RE GONNA WIN!
Scott: BOOK IT JASMINE! RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
Jasmine: I'M TRYING!
Sky and Brick: We made it!
They are close to the pole that they are supposed to touch to win.
Jasmine: NO! I'm sorry Scott, but I'm not losing this!
She holds Scott up.
Scott: What are you-
Jasmine throws Scott as hard as she can. He screams in the air and hits his head on the pole.
Sky: NOOO!
Chef rolls his eyes while eating a brownie.
Chef: Jasmine and Scott win immunity...yeah yeah yeah.
Scott's eyes are rolling and he passes out.
Jasmine: Yes! I can't believe I made it to the final three!
(Conf) Brick: So either Sky or I are leaving tonight...we really messed up.
(Conf) Sky: This SUCKS! But props to Jasmine for thinking of throwing Scott. That was pretty cool.
The final four are sitting at the campfire ceremony. Scott has a cast around his head.
Chef: This was supposed to be MY day. Had it all planned. I was gonna eat my brownies, and relax while snooping through all of your things! But you all ruined it! So here's your darn immunity!
He throws marshmallows to Jasmine and Scott.
The camera zooms onto Sky and Brick. They both gulp. Chef looks at them with an evil look on his face.
Chef continues staring at them. Sky and Brick begin to look even more worried.
Chef: You! Choke on this!
He throws a marshmallow at Brick.
Chef: And you! You're eliminated! I heard about how you cheated on someone. Classless.
He points to Sky.
Sky: Whatever! I made a freaking mistake! Whoopty doo! Everyone does at some point! But fine. I'm out of here.
Brick, Jasmine, and Scott are standing on the dock.
Chef: Left! Left! Left, right, left! Come on, soldier! Do I look like someone who's got all day?
Sky stops to say goodbye.
Jasmine: Sorry, Sky.
Sky: No, don't worry. You did what you had to do to stay in the game...and you injured Scott.
She hugs Jasmine and walks to Brick.
Brick: I can't help but think I screwed you over.
Sky: Stop. You were a great partner. And I think you have a real shot at winning this.
Brick grabs her and cries loudly.
Brick: I'M GONNA MISS YOU!
Sky: I really hope you had a change of pants before hugging me.
He releases her. She walks to Scott.
Scott: Well, what can I say? Heheh, now that you're out, my road to victory will be one million times easier.
Sky: I wouldn't bet on it.
She turns, picks her bag up, and walks onto the boat of losers. It departs from the island and the episode fades to black.
I wanted to put this up yesterday, but didn't have the time, so here it is today.
The final three are left! The finale is literally right around the corner. Honestly I am so excited to move on to TDA, because some of these characters and their plots are getting real old, real fast. Who do you think will win? Brick? Jasmine? Or will Scott pull out a surprising win? See ya next time!
