Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, yours truly was off hosting a super fancy award show, so Chef took over as host, and maaan was be bruuuuutal to the campers. Not only did he leave them alone in the woods to fend for themselves, but he left them alone with a scary dude: Sasquatchanakwa. They ran helter. They ran skelter. They ran into an underground cave. Massive mistake, I might add. In the end, Jasmine and Scott won when Jasmine decided to literally throw Scott at the pole. Sky took the walk of shame, leaving three messy campers heading into our most exciting challenge yet! Don't believe me? Then I triple dog dare you to watch this episode of Total Drama Island!


The camp is quiet as the final three sleep in their bunks. Chris' voice comes on over the loudspeaker.

Chris: Campers! Welcome to the semi-finals! Today, we reward the finalists with an all you can eat pancake breakfast! That's right, genuine food byproduct served with fresh ingredients close to their expiration dates!

Chef can be seen flipping pancakes. He gets one stuck on the ceiling and peels it off.

(Conf) Jasmine: The final three! Oh my gosh! I have never thought in a million years that I'd make it this far. But now that I'm here, I might as well go allll the way to the end.

(Conf) Brick: Being in the final three is like...a fever dream or something. I hope that the jurors can forgive me for my betrayals, as I was only playing a game.

(Conf) Scott: I'm not really shocked I made it here. I mean, once I saw the fairytale princess and the fat chick with a bad wig, I knew I'd be winning this thing...uh, no offense though.

Scott and Brick are getting ready in the males' cabin.

Scott: Dude, wouldn't it be cool to have an all guys finale?

Brick: Uh...no.

Scott: Aw, come on. We should team up to take Jasmine out. Did you see how good she was in the last challenge?

Brick: Shut up! I won't take anymore bullying and manipulation from you. I'm done! I'm gonna take you down.

Scott: We'll see about that.

Scott walks out of the cabin.

(Conf) Scott: When I win, I'm buying a whole new house for my papa and I. We're gonna start a whole new farm in a better area.

(Conf) Jasmine: When I win, I'm definitely donating to Save The Koalas. Then I'll take the rest and just save it for when I really need it.

(Conf) Brick: As soon as I get that check, I'm starting up a fashion business...what? I can't be manly AND into fashion?

(Conf) Scott: Eight weeks with these bird for brains has been pretty easy. Of course, I think my favorite moment was voting out Jo. Her reaction was priceless.

(Conf) Brick: Honestly, I think these last eight weeks have been great. There were some little problems here and there, but I still made some friends.

(Conf) Jasmine: Being stuck here for eight weeks with Scott, and on top of that dealing with Jo, Sugar, and Amy realllllly made this experience a bad one. I mean I met some nice people, but I still don't feel happy with how things went.


The final three are now sitting at the amphitheater. Chef is wearing a pink dress and earrings.

Chris: Campers, welcome to the semi-finals! The producers ran out of insane ways of torturing you, sooooo they asked the ousted campers for ideas. Turns out they had a LOT. They provided us with the sickest and most twisted dares imaginable in TDI's version of...Spin the Bottle! Starting with Dakota, Dawn, Sam, Anne Maria, Jo, Mike, Zoey, Cameron, Lightning, Amy, Sammy, Ella, Topher, Dave, Max, Sky, Sugar, Shawn, and B. Put 'em all together, and we've got a high stakes game of I Triple Dog Dare You!

Jasmine: What is this? Grade 5?

Scott: Yeah, this is really lame.

Chris: Each player will take turns spinning the bottle. The camper that you land on determines the dare that you perform. You can do the dare yourself and earn a Get-Out-Of-Dare Freebie, OR you can put the dare on a fellow camper in hopes of getting them out.

Brick: What if we refuse to do the dare?

Chris: Oh, not a good option. Anyone who chickens out of their dare will be sent straight to the dock of shame. No bonfire, no marshmallows, and no $100,000.

Chef walks over and hands each player a freebie.

Jasmine: Heh heh...I uh...totally got this…

Scott: This'll be a piece of cake. Both of you are going down.

Scott gets up and walks to the spinner.

Scott: I'll go first, since those others are too chicken to do it.

He spins the bottle and it lands on Mike.

Chris: Well...Mike's dare is to lick the floor under Chef's stove.

Scott: Really? That sounds pretty easy.

Chef and Chris chuckles.

Chris: Scott, you can perform the dare yourself, or put the dare on another competitor.

Scott: I can do it!

The camera flashes to the kitchen.

Chef pulls the stove out from its spot. Rats and rotten food are seen. The rats scurry away.

Scott: Oh man, that was not what I was expecting.

Chris: Jeez, dude. Do you ever clean back there?

Chef: Hey, don't judge me.

Scott gets on his knees and licks the floor hesitantly.

Jasmine: That is so twisted.

Scott gags but controls himself and gets back up.

Scott: All...done…

Chris: Aw, that was nasty, but you did the dare.

The camera flashes back to the amphitheater.

Chris: Here you go, my man.

He hands Scott a second freebie.

Scott: Looks like I'm doing pretty well.

(Conf) Chris: You see, Chef and I have a little bet going on between us. Whoever pukes first has to pay up a hundred bucks.

Jasmine: I guess I'll go next.

Brick: Good luck, Jasmine.

Jasmine: Thanks, mate.

Scott: I didn't get any "good luck" from you.

Brick: Yeah, because I don't like you.

Jasmine spins the bottle hard. It lands on Sammy.

Chris: Oooooh, this one's a nasty one. Jasmine, you have to drink water out of Chef's shoe.

Jasmine, Brick, and Scott gasp in disgust.

Chef: Heheheheh…

He takes off his shoe. A green mist can be seen radiating off of the shoe.

Scott: Now that's disgusting.

Jasmine: Uh...crap...I guess I'll do it.

Brick: Jeez...she is one brave girl.

Chef grabs a bottle of water and fills the shoe up. He hands it to Jasmine. She takes a long breath and then chugs the water.

Chris: Aw, that is disgusting!

Jasmine finishes but holds her stomach.

Jasmine: That didn't go down right…

She pukes all over the floor.

Chris: Well, that ended poorly. But you still did the dare, so here is your freebie.

Jasmine: Ugh...thanks…

She walks back to her seat and sits down.

Scott: Love the smell of your breath, Jas. Did you use a new mouthwash or something?

Jasmine: Yeah, it's called Beat Down a Ginger Farmboy Who's Always Got Something to Say! Now shut up!

Scott: Yeesh.

Brick: I guess I'm up next.

He spins the wheel. It lands on Jo.

Chris: Brick, unfortunately Jo's dare is to bathe in toilet water.

Brick: Oh, that's not so bad.

Jasmine and Scott stare at him oddly.

Brick: At least I don't have to eat or drink anything.

The camera flashes to the outhouse. Brick climbs into the toilet and washes himself with the toilet water.

Chris: Time's up, man!

Brick walks out, smelling extremely rancid.

Jasmine: AUGH! Brick, you REEK, mate.

Brick: I don't know what to do to get rid of the smell.

Chris: Deal with it.

He chuckles.

The camera flashes back to the amphitheater.

Chris: Currently, we're tied. Each person has two freebies. Scott, you're up.

Scott gets up and spins the bottle. It lands on Sam.

Chris: Ooooh. Similar to Brick's. You have to DRINK toilet water.

Scott: Aw, come on! I'm using a freebie. Jasmine, you're up.

Jasmine: What?! Oh, you jerk.

Chris: Scott loses a freebie and Jasmine is up.

Jasmine walks to the toilet with a long straw and begins slurping. She takes a couple sips before throwing up again.

Scott: Got a lot of water in your stomach, huh-

Jasmine vomits all over Scott's head.

Brick laughs.

Chris: And with that, Jasmine has done her dare. Nice job, Jasmine.

Jasmine holds her stomach.

The camera flashes back to the amphitheater.

Chris: Next up is Jasmine.

Jasmine: Great…

She gets up and spins the bottle. It lands on Ella.

Chris: Oh, yikes. Ella's dare was to pet a crocodile.

He points backwards to a small tank with a crocodile in it.

Jasmine: That thing will rip my hand off! I'm choosing Scott to do this dare.

Scott: You little- ugh, fine.

He gets up and slowly pets the crocodile. It looks up at him and tries to snap but he runs away.

Chris: Nice job, Scott. You did it.

Scott: Thank god it wasn't a shark.

Chris: Scott and Jasmine both now only have one freebie while Brick still has two. Speaking of Brick, it's his turn.

Brick spins the bottle and lands on Lightning.

Chris: Hope you're hungry, because you're having a cockroach sandwich today.

Brick: WHAT?! Oh god, no way. NO WAY. I triple dog dare Scott.

Scott: What! They're ganging up on me. That can't be allowed!

Chris: Oh, it's allowed. Now come on up, Scott. Time for lunch.

Chef brings a tray out. On it is a sandwich with roaches crawling inside.

Scott: Even I don't want to eat that, and I love eating dirt.

He picks up the sandwich and gulps. He turns back over to Jasmine and Brick, who are smiling.

Scott: I hope you're really enjoying this.

Scott takes a bite out of the sandwich. The crunching can be heard and he passes out from disgust.

Chris: Well, he still did it! We'll be right back.

The camera fades to black and then returns. Scott is now on life support.

Chris: We'll let Scott stay on life support for a few more minutes before we start the next round. Chef made snacks! Anyone want a sandwich?

Scott: barfs into the tube that he is using for breathing.

The camera flashes to the bottle spinning. Scott watches as the bottle spins. It lands on Zoey.

Chris: Well well well...look at what we have here. Chef, bring the boat in.

Scott: Well? What's the dare?

Chris: Eat grape jelly out of Sam's belly button.

Scott: Brick, your turn!

Brick: Crap…

Chef walks back to the amphitheater with Sam.

Sam: Haha, hey guys! It's cool to be back here.

Brick: Uh...hi Sam.

Sam: Don't worry, man. It'll be over quickly.

Sam lays on his back and Chef puts grape jelly into his belly button.

Brick sighs and eats the grape jelly. He gets back up and vomits.

Chris: And with that, Scott is completely out of freebies. Jasmine and Brick each have one left.

A montage is shown of the final three doing several challenges. Scott eating dog food, Jasmine having her pants pulled down, Brick kicking a rock, Scott fighting a bear, Jasmine sitting in a swarm of bees, Brick getting a bad makeover, and Scott kissing a dead fish.

Chris: I can't believe no one has dropped out! Brick and Jasmine just used their last freebies, however Scott still has one left.

Scott seems to be nervous.

Scott: Brick, come on. We can work together.

Brick: I told you, I'm not working with you.

Chris: Scott, you're up.

Scott gets up and spins the bottle. It lands on Sky.

Chris: Drink a pitcher of Chef's blended mystery meats.

Scott: I dare Brick.

Brick: Fine, easy.

Brick takes the pitcher and drinks the entire thing.

Chef: Uh…

Chris: I guess he's still in.

Brick: I had to eat nasty meals all the time in military school.

Chris: Jasmine, you're up.

Jasmine gets up and spins the bottle. It lands on Sugar.

Chris: Sugar's dare...eat a live spider.

Jasmine: Ew! Can we at least cook it first?

Brick and Scott look disgusted.

Jasmine: What?! It's a delicacy.

Chris: Nope, you're eating it alive.

Jasmine is handed the spider. She looks at it and quickly stuffs it into her mouth and swallows.

Chris and Chef both vomit onto the floor.

Jasmine: GIVE ME MY FREEBIE NOW.

Chef hands it to her and she walks away.

Chris: Okay, Brick. Your turn.

Brick spins the bottle and it lands on Max.

Chris: Max's dare is to get a bucket of poop dumped onto you.

Brick: Whatever, I just bathed in a toilet. Bring it on.

Chef walks over with a bucket of poop and dumps it onto Brick.

Chris: You get a freebie, my man!

Brick takes his freebie from Chef and goes to sit down.

Chris: Next up...Scott.

Scott gets up and spins the bottle. It lands on Dawn.

Scott: Oh, please. This girl is probably gonna dare me to snuggle a bunny.

Chris: Not quite...it's a dare to swim with a shark.

Everyone gasps.

Scott: A...a shark?

Chris: You heard me right!

Chef pushes in a large tank full of water. He grunts as he rolls it onto the stage.

Chris: We'll put you above the tank, and then drop you in.

Scott: Uh...this can't be safe. Maybe I should re-spin.

Chris: No re-spinning allowed, man. Come on, time to swim with a shark...OR, you could take the boat of losers.

Scott sits in a chair wearily that is connected to a rope. The rope lifts the chair up over the tank. The shark smirks at Scott and waves with his fin.

Chris: Three…

Scott's face is absolutely mortified.

Chris: Two…

Jasmine and Brick are smiling.

Chris: One!

Scott: NO! I CHANGE MY MIND-

Scott is already dumped into the tank. The shark attacks him immediately, throwing him around the tank. Scott looks pretty injured before the shark whips him out of the tank and onto the floor.

Scott: AHHHH! My body...it broke my bones!

Chris: That sucks, man. It really sucks. Sadly, you're out.

Scott: WHAT?!

Jasmine and Brick: HUH?

Chris: You said no before we dropped you in, which means you chose to be eliminated. If you hadn't said that, you'd be injured, but you'd still be in the game.

Scott: NOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME.

He gets up and limps to Chris.

Scott: I RAN THIS GAME. I CONTROLLED EVERYTHING.

Chris: I can do whatever I want. It's my show. You lose, they win.

Jasmine and Brick: WE WIN! NO WAY!

Scott: FINE! BUT YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS!

Chris: That's what they all say.

They walk to the boat of losers.

Scott: I'M GONNA SUE YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT.

Jasmine: With what? Farmer lawyers?

Chris, Chef, and Brick chuckle.

Scott: I'd watch out if I were you, Jasmine. You never know what kind of tricks I could pull at the finale.

Jasmine: With everyone hating you and a full body cast? I think I'll be fine.

The boat drives away.

Chris: And with that, we have our final two! Jasmine and Brick! Who will win, and who will lose? Find out next time on the finale of Total Drama Island!


This was a pretty short episode, however there wasn't much to go through. We all knew Scott was done for. And so we have our final two, Jasmine and Brick. There will be an official ending and an alternate ending. The official will be considered canon and will be referenced in further seasons while the alternate ending will just be for whoever wants to see what it would be like if the other person won. I can't wait to do the finale! See ya next time!