Chapter 3: The Return Of A Queen
A very far place, Outworld
"Gosh! My legs are killing me!", said Kitana, as they were walking for 5 hours.
"Come on, Kitana, just 2 more miles", Mileena said.
"Why didn't we ride the horses or a car or something?", Kitana asked her sister.
"Cause I'm afraid that we might lose them in this…. No Man's land", Mileena replied.
"Fuck you and fuck your worries", Kitana said.
"That's it, I'm done!", said Kitana, as she laid face down on the ground. "And I got to pee!"
Mileena looked at Kitana and said, "Kitana, if we don't move on, the tigers will eat us."
"There are no tigers in Outworld", looking at Mileena, "I got an IQ of 100 for saying that."
"Whatever, let's go, you will pee when we get there", said Mileena.
After walking for an hour, they reached the place. It was a house, it had the earthrealm type of architecture.
"We're here, this is the place", said Mileena.
"No shit. Hurry up! I'm about to pee in myself!", Kitana said.
Mileena knocked the door and someone came and answered the door. Kitana couldn't believe who it was. It was someone who left them…. A long time ago.
"You got to be fucking kidding me!", said Kitana, surprised.
"Hi. It's been a long time", Mileena said to the person.
The person, now revealed to be Sindel, QUEEN Sindel asked, "What are you two doing here?"
"We are here to talk about something", said Mileena.
"And I got to fucking pee!", Kitana said.
"Come on in", said Sindel. "And the bathroom's to your left."
"Thank the lord…. Jesus", said Kitana as she went inside the bathroom.
Living Room
"Sit", said Sindel to Mileena. "Now, tell me why are you here?", said Sindel as she sat opposite to Mileena.
"I'm here to talk about marriage", Mileena replied.
"Coffee?", said Sindel as she offered Mileena a cup of coffee.
"Yeah, thanks", said Mileena.
"You were talking about marriage?", said Sindel.
"Yes, I just wanted to ask you, will you let us marry?", Mileena asked.
"Well, I would say yes, but who are the bridegrooms?", Sindel asked as she drank her coffee.
"Scorpion", Mileena replied.
"AND SUB-ZERO!", said Kitana, who was in the bathroom.
Sindel sprayed the coffee that was in her mouth. "WHAT THE FUCK!?", she shouted.
"Before you get pissed, it was Kitana's idea!", said Mileena.
"No, I mean that is great!", said Sindel.
"Wait….. what?", Mileena asked.
"Two earthrealmers marrying two outworlders. It would create a fucking alliance, and that is what I wanted this whole fucking time!", said a surprised Sindel.
"So, do you agree?", asked Mileena.
"Of course I fucking agree!", Sindel replied.
Kitana came out of the bathroom and said, "Well, thanks mom…. For the bathroom."
"That's the only thing you will thank her for?", Mileena asked her sister.
"Fuck no!", said Kitana. Turning to her mother, she said, "Mom, why don't you come with us, you know, attend the marriage."
"If only your sister would agree", said Sindel.
"I do", Mileena said.
"Great! Then let's go", said Sindel.
Outworld Palace
"We're here", said Sub-Zero, who came with Scorpion through the portal.
"Great. Now let's meet the Empress", said Scorpion.
Both approached the palace's gates but they were stopped by the guards. "Hold!", said one of the guards. "You can't pass."
"Do you know who we are?", said Scorpion.
"Yes, I know, the fucking boyfriends of the Empress and the Princess", said the guard.
"But you can't pass. The Empress gave us our orders", said the guard.
Sub-Zero whispered to Scorpion, "Fucking Mileena."
"You say that one more time and I'm gonna boil your balls like an egg", said Scorpion to Sub-Zero.
"You can fucking try!", shouted Sub-Zero.
"Alright then, you want to fight? Let's fucking fight!", said Scorpion.
Scorpion and Sub-Zero got ready to fight. It started with a few punches in the face and a few kicks to each other's stomach. Scorpion successfully kicked Sub-Zero in the balls. Then he began to ready his 'fireball' but was stopped by Sub-Zero. Sub-Zero got the upper hand and punched and kicked Scorpion with brute force. Scorpion avoided one last punch and got up. He threw his spear and shouted "GET OVER HERE!" The spear hit Sub-Zero's cock and he screamed, "YOU SPEARED ME IN THE DICK!"
"I SPEARED YOU IN THE DICK!", said Scorpion.
"YOU SPEARED HIM IN THE DICK!", said the guard, who was watching the entire fight.
The Streets, Outworld
Mileena, Kitana and Sindel were making their way back to the palace. Everyone on the street bowed down to Sindel, being happy that their Queen returned.
"Fucking technology", said Kitana, who was trying to call someone on her phone.
"What's wrong?", asked Mileena.
"What's wrong? THIS IS WHAT'S FUCKING WRONG!", said Kitana. She showed her phone to Mileena. Mileena looked at it, it was reading 'NO SIGNAL'.
"That phone has the best fucking signal ever!", said Mileena.
"Best signal, my ass!", said Kitana. They stopped and began arguing.
"I tried calling earthrealm from here, and all I heard was: DIN! DIN! DIN! DIN! DIN! DIN! NO SIGNAL!
DIN! DIN! DIN! DIN! DIN! DIN! NO SIGNAL!", said Kitana.
"It's a FUCKIN' A! FUCKIN' A! FUCKIN' A! This phone is the best phone ever! Maybe you don't know how to use it because you're just one slutty whore!", said Mileena.
Sindel interrupted, "GIRLS! GIRLS! You're both pretty. Can we go home now?"
Mileena took one angered look at Kitana and said, "Fine. Let's go."
Arriving at the palace, they saw Scorpion and Sub-Zero sitting on the palace's stairs. Scorpion was having a black eye, and Sub-Zero was bleeding from his genital area.
Kitana looked at the injured Sub-Zero and said, "I never knew men had menstrual bleeding."
"Well, now we fucking do!", said Sub-Zero.
Scorpion, barely able to stand, said, "Hey guys, where the fuck you been?"
