Chapter 9: The Wedding

5 Weeks Later

Outworld

Everyone was getting ready for the wedding; the servants were arranging the seats and tables for over 2 million guests. The wedding was to take place on the palace's roof. Sindel was there, giving orders to the servants.

"Alright, people, get moving. Hey, Baraka, stop fucking with that chair. It's used for sitting", said Sindel.

"Whatever you say, your majesty", said Baraka.

"Don't call me that, I'm not a queen anymore", said Sindel.

"Well, you're still Queen of Edenia", Baraka said.

"Edenia is merged with Outworld, so….", Sindel replied.

"So you are of no use over here", said Baraka.

"WHAT? What makes you say that?", Sindel asked.

"I don't know", Baraka replied.

"Yeah right. You never know anything", said Sindel.

"What do you mean?", Baraka asked.

"You're a dumbfuck, that's what I mean", Sindel replied.

"I'm not a dumbfuck", Baraka said.

"Yes you are", Sindel replied.

"Hi, mom", Kitana said.

"Hi, honey. Where's Mileena?", Sindel asked.

"In her room, fuck knows what she's doing", Kitana replied.

"Probably watching porn or someshit", said Baraka.

"Shut up, Baraka. Women don't watch porn", said Sindel.

"Go to her room; find out what she's doing. Scorpion and Sub-Zero will be here soon", Sindel said to Kitana.

"Alright, mom", Kitana replied.

"Hey, Sindel. I heard Scorpion fucked your pink clitoris", said Baraka.

"My pink clitoris, yeah, right. You know what, Baraka? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. HERE!", Sindel said.

"Leave him, mom. He's a dumbfuck", said Kitana.

"I'm not a dumbfuck!", said Baraka.

"Yes you are", said Kitana.

Sindel just sighed.

"I'm gonna go, mom. Find out whatever the fuck she's doing", said Kitana.

Kitana went to Mileena's room. She knocked on her door, but no answer came.

"Mileena?", Kitana called from behind the door, but no answer came.

"Naked or not, I'm coming in", said Kitana, opening the door.

She saw Mileena sitting on the bed, playing with her iPhone. She went near her and sat on the bed next to her.

"Mileena, what are you doing?", Kitana asked.

"I'm playing a game called Mortal Kombat X, its exclusive to the IOS, downloaded it this morning", Mileena replied.

"Do you even realize what day is today?", Kitana asked.

"Friday", Mileena replied.

"Exactly. And on Friday, it is….", Kitana said.

"Wedding", said Mileena. "When will it start?"

"In about 2 hours", Kitana replied.

Mileena jumped from her bed and gave her phone to Kitana.

"Take my phone, play that match for me. I'll will be back in a minute", said Mileena.

She went to her bathroom and in no time got out, wearing her wedding dress.

"Wow. That was quick", said Kitana, playing with the phone.

"I'm fast, motherfucker. Never fuck with me", said Mileena.

"Put your dumpshit aside and go to the roof, mom's waiting for you", said Kitana, giving Mileena her phone.

Kitana went to her own room and got ready. Mileena went to the roof and saw her mother talking with Baraka.

"Goddammit, Baraka. What did I tell you about that chair?", said Sindel.

"You told me to stop fucking with it", said Baraka.

"Exactly. And now look at it, it's all messed up", said Sindel.

"It's OK. Just get me some tissues and all will be fine", said Baraka.

"Tissues? Wait, by fucking, did you mean the actual 'fucking'? Were you really fucking that chair?", Sindel asked.

"What? No. No. I was just thinking about something sexual and I felt something wet in my pants and taadaa!", Baraka replied.

"How can you cum just by thinking?", Sindel asked.

"I don't know, but its cool right? I don't need to watch porn anymore", Baraka replied.

"Oh you dirty tarkatan motherfucker", said Sindel.

"Hi, mom", said Mileena.

"Oh… hi sweetie. God, you look gorgeous", said Sindel.

"Thanks, mom", said Mileena.

"What were you doing?", Sindel asked.

"I was just….", looking at her phone, "playing."

"HA! I told you she was watching porn!", said Baraka.

"Shut up, cunt", said Sindel.

"You know, Baraka. Get your tarkatan ass out of here", said Mileena.

"As you wish, your highness", said Baraka.

Baraka was about to leave until he saw Scorpion and Sub-Zero coming up to the roof. He went up to Scorpion and greeted him.

"Hey yo, Scorpion. How ya doing?", Baraka asked.

"I'm good, bro. I'm good", Scorpion replied.

"Hey, I heard that you fucked your future mother-in-law", said Baraka.

"BARAKA!", Sindel shouted.

"SORRY!", said Baraka, leaving.

Scorpion went up to Mileena and gave her a kiss.

"How are you doing, baby?", Scorpion asked.

"Fine", Mileena replied.

"You look beautiful", said Scorpion.

"Thank you", said Mileena.

"And how are you, mother-in-law?", Scorpion asked Sindel.

"Fine. No need to worry about me", Sindel replied.

"Where's Kitana?", Sub-Zero asked.

"Behind you", Kitana whispered.

Sub-Zero turned around and saw Kitana.

"If it isn't my little princess", said Sub-Zero.

"Little princess. Hmm, that's cute", said Kitana.

"It sure is", said Sub-Zero.

"When will it start?", Scorpion asked.

"When every seat is filled", Mileena replied.

Scorpion looked at the chairs and tables and there were many of them…. Many.

"How many people were invited?", Scorpion asked Mileena.

"Well, you could say the whole of Outworld and Earthrealm", Mileena replied.

"This is going to be one big ass wedding", said Sub-Zero.

"It sure will be", said Mileena.

"Well, I'm going to stand near the doorway, greet our guests as they come in, you guys have some fun", said Sindel.

"Well, mom. How will you greet them?", Mileena asked.

"Go and fuck yourself", Sindel replied.

"What?", said Mileena.

"I'm just kidding", said Sindel.

2 hours later.

The first ones to come in were Erron Black and Ermac. They went up to the roof and Sindel greeted them.

"Hello, Erron and Ermac", Sindel said.

"We are here", said Ermac.

Sindel became confused.

"OK, I don't know if 'We' meant just you or Erron. Anyways, welcome aboard", said Sindel.

The second guests to come were Sonya Blade, Johnny Cage, Cassie Cage, Jax Briggs, Jacqui Briggs, Takeda, Kenshi and Kung Jin.

"Welcome to the wedding…. Earthrealm warriors", said Sindel.

"Oh hello, white haired lady", said Johnny.

"Sindel. The name's Sindel", Sindel replied.

"Well, nice meeting you", said Sonya.

"Nice meeting you", said Sindel.

Cassie Cage went near Sindel and brought a chewing gum out from her mouth and put it inside Sindel's mouth.

"After the wedding, return it to me…. Sindy", said Cassie, taking her seat along with others.

"Hmm…. Sindy. Nice", Sindel whispered to herself.

The next guests were Goro, Kintaro and Sheeva.

"Hi, welcome to the….", Sindel was cut off by getting a bear hug from Goro, then Kintaro and then by Sheeva.

"Wedding", said Sindel, breathing heavily.

"Thanks for the hug. I guess I'll never be able to breathe again", said Sindel.

The next one to come was a Centaurian. He was about 9 feet tall. Sindel looked at him in awe.

"Motaro, you big, tall skyscraper motherfucker, how are you?", Sindel asked.

Motaro just neighed.

"I would take that as 'fine'", said Sindel.

"You don't need a seat, do you? Your big ass needs probably 10 million seats", said Sindel.

Motaro grabbed her by his one big hand and raised her in the air. Sindel looked at him in fear.

"You're not going to throw me, won't you?", Sindel asked.

Motaro just shook his head and graced her cheek with his big finger. Sindel smiled at him.

Motaro put her down and continued walking.

The next guests were cybernetic ninjas.

"Oh hi, robotic assholes", said Sindel.

"We are not assholes", said Sektor. "I am unit LK-9T9."

"And I'm unit LK-4D4", said Cyrax.

"And I'm unit LK-7T2", said Smoke.

"Great. Any other Ls over here?", Sindel asked.

"Yes. And I am unit LK-52O", said Sub-Zero.

"Oh for god's sake", Sindel whispered to herself.

The next guests were Noob and Saibot.

"Hi, Noob", said Sindel.

"Hi", said Noob.

"Where's Sareena?", Sindel asked.

"In the Netherrealm", Noob replied.

"If it isn't my jackass brother and his gay clone", said Sub-Zero.

"Hi, Sub-Zero", said Noob.

"It's Cyber Sub-Zero", said Sub-Zero.

"What happened to Tundra? You didn't like that name?", Noob asked.

"No", Sub-Zero replied.

"And what happened to LK-52O? You didn't like that name either?", Sindel asked.

"Uh no", Sub-Zero replied.

"You used to like it a second ago", said Sindel.

"I just wanted to be part of my 'L' friends, that's why I said it", Sub-Zero replied.

"Anyways, why didn't you bring Sareena?", Sub-Zero asked Noob.

"I broke up with her. She was such a bitch", Noob replied.

"Or maybe she broke up with you because you were such a noob, Noob. Now I know why your name is Noob, because you're such a nerd", said Sindel.

"Who's this bitch?", Noob asked Sub-Zero.

"This bitch as you say, is my mother-in-law", Sub-Zero replied.

"Actually uh, FUTURE mother-in-law", said Sindel.

"That future is about 5 minutes later", said Sub-Zero.

5 minutes later.

"Do you wish to have this man as your husband?", the monk asked Kitana.

"I do", Kitana replied.

"Do you wish to have this woman as your wife?", the monk asked Sub-Zero.

"I do", Sub-Zero replied.

"Will you protect her with your life?", the monk asked.

"Protect her with my life? Are you fucking kidding me? She can take care of her own, she's a fucking…. Of course I will protect her", Sub-Zero replied.

Kitana giggled a bit.

The monk turned his attention to Scorpion.

"Would you like to have this woman as your wife?", the monk asked Scorpion.

"If she doesn't bite my face off, I do", Scorpion replied.

"Will you protect her with your life?", the monk asked Scorpion.

"Yes", Scorpion replied.

"Oh come on, end this already", said Johnny.

"Relax, you jackass", said Jax.

"I am fucking relaxed", Johnny replied.

"Guys, we have a wedding going around here", said Sonya.

Mileena sighed.

"Continue", Mileena said to the monk.

"Will you take this man as your husband?", the monk asked her.

"Yes", Mileena replied.

"You may go for the kiss", said the monk.

Scorpion and Mileena kissed each other like there was no tomorrow.

After kissing, they looked at the monk.

"I proclaim you, husbands and wives", said the monk.

Everyone cheered like hell. Johnny and Jax took a couple of rice from a plate and began throwing it at the bride and groom.

"Congratulations, you beautiful motherfuckers", said Johnny.

Upon seeing the rice being thrown, Sindel freaked out.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE WASTING THE FOOD!", turning to Mileena, she said, "I told you not to invite these earthrealmers to the wedding. They throw the fucking food around. Come, let's go to their wedding and throw mashed potatoes at them."

"Mom, just relax", said Mileena.

"Uh, right", said Sindel, relaxing a bit.

3 hours later.

"Hey, Cassie. Why don't you hook up with that cowboy over there?", Johnny said to Cassie, pointing to Erron Black, who was talking with Ermac.

"No, I'm fine. Thanks, dad", said Cassie.

"Come on, Cassie. You're grown up and without a man", said Johnny.

"I don't need a man, dad. I'm a mix of mom and you, so your mix is enough for me", Cassie replied.

"Come on, honey. Go for it", said Sonya.

"No, mom", said Cassie.

"Do it or otherwise I'll tell your friends what you did last night", said Johnny.

"What she did last night?", Jacqui asked.

"They were lying on top of each other and were kissing like a fucking lesbian couple", Johnny replied.

"JOHNNY!", Sonya screamed.

"Damn. That's it, I have no need of you, Sonya", said Jax.

"No, Jax. It's not what you think", said Sonya.

"Why would you do such a thing?", Jax asked Sonya.

"Cassie's my daughter. I can do anything I want with her", Sonya replied.

"Yeah like licking her vagina until you get pissed on your face", said Johnny.

"I will kill you, Johnny. I swear to Raiden", said Sonya.

"Wait. Before you kill me, I want to see our daughter getting the man of her life", said Johnny.

"Man of my life?", Cassie asked.

"Yes. Go to him", said Johnny.

"No", said Cassie.

"Go or I'll make you", said Johnny.

"Uh, alright", said Cassie.

Cassie went up to Erron, who was still talking with Ermac. He saw her and without any word, she sat on his lap. Everyone turned their attention to them.

"Oh look", said Mileena to Scorpion.

"She's gonna do it. C'mon baby, do it", said Scorpion.

Cassie slowly removed Erron's mask and looked straight into his eyes. Without a word, she kissed him. Everybody cheered. Erron looked at them and angrily left.

"We will go after him", said Ermac, leaving.

"Thanks for coming, Ermac", said Mileena.

Cassie looked at everyone angrily.

"Man, if we shut the fuck up, none of this would have happened", said Sub-Zero.

"But we can't, right?", Scorpion asked.

"Right", Sub-Zero replied.

"Alright, guys. We're leaving", said Sheeva.

"Oh you four-armed motherfuckers, stay for a little more", said Mileena.

"Maybe another time", said Sheeva, leaving along with Goro and Kintaro.

Mileena saw Baraka sitting alone, she called out to him.

"Hey Baraka. Get over here", said Mileena.

"Yes, your majesty", said Baraka.

"Why are you sitting alone? Go have some fun", said Mileena.

"Thanks, my empress, but I'm fine", said Baraka.

"No you're not, go chat with those robotic dudes over there", said Mileena, pointing to the cybernetic ninjas.

"I'm not so sure about it, my empress", said Baraka.

"It's OK; those guys are robotics, they don't have feelings. Ain't that right, Sektor?", Mileena asked.

Sektor just cheered along with Cyrax and Smoke.

"Very happy robotics too", said Mileena.

"I appreciate your help, my empress. But I'm fine", said Baraka.

"This guy's a sad old shit", said Kitana.

"As with every tarkatan", said Sub-Zero.

"Tarkatans are dump motherfuckers", said Kitana.

"Except Baraka…. Because fuck Baraka", said Scorpion.

"Leave him alone. Let him be in his own dream world", said Mileena.

"His sexual world actually", said Sindel.

"Sexual world?", Mileena asked.

"Yeah. He cummed just by thinking", Sindel replied.

"HEY YO! Who cummed on my chair?", Johnny asked.

Sindel angrily looked at Baraka.

"Baraka. I thought you told me you will clean that chair", said Sindel.

"Oops. My bad", said Baraka.

"Did you even clean your pants too?", Sindel asked.

"No", Baraka replied.

"You dirty cunt", said Sindel.

"You know what? Why don't you go fuck yourself, you Edenian whore", Baraka said to Sindel.

"You can't say that to me, I'm the Queen of Edenia", said Sindel.

"Well, Edenia no longer exists, you retarded cunt", said Baraka.

"Retarded cunt? How dare you? How fucking dare you?", Sindel asked.

"Mileena, do something", Kitana whispered to Mileena.

"Time to end this fucker", said Mileena.

"Hey, Baraka. Come here", said Mileena.

Baraka shot a cold glare at Sindel and went to Mileena.

"Yes, my empress", said Baraka.

Without a warning, Mileena brought out her Sais and stabbed Baraka in the ears. She then proceeded to bite on his forehead, shattering the front of his skull and damaging his frontal lobe. She ripped out the Sais and violently drove it into his eyes, killing him.

Baraka fell on the ground, dead and blood coming out and covering his head.

"Whoa!", Sektor cheered.

"Bite of '87 CONFIRMED!", said Kitana.

"Damn, you killed him", said Sindel.

"Yeah, he dead. He's like so dead that you're glad you didn't like him. Otherwise you would be pissed!", said Mileena.

Johnny went near Baraka's corpse and observed it.

"Wow. You've got to meet my producer; we're doing 'Tommy ScissorFists'", Johnny said to the already dead Baraka.

"HA! 'Tommy ScissorFists'. Hey, Kitana, bring that CinemaSins crapass over here", said Mileena.

"DING!", said Kitana.

"I'm leaving, I have had enough of this shit", said Noob.

"Hey, asshole. Send my regards to Sareena, bitch", said Sub-Zero.

"I told you I broke up with her", said Noob.

"So sad. Too bad", said Sub-Zero.

"Hey nerd, stay here for a while", said Sindel.

"I have to go and my name is Bi-Han, not nerd", said Noob.

"Yeah. Bi-motherfucking-Han", said Sub-Zero.

"Go fuck yourself", said Noob, leaving along with Saibot.

"Have fun with your gay friend", said Sub-Zero.

"Hhhh, you and your pity fucking rivalry", said Sindel.

"Come on, we're brothers. That's what we do all day", said Sub-Zero.

"What a wedding", Scorpion said to himself.

5 hours later.

Motaro left, so did the cybernetic ninjas.

"Thanks for coming, Motaro. You big ass motherfucker", said Scorpion.

"We're leaving too", said Sektor.

"Goodbye, my fucking 'L' friends", said Sub-Zero.

"Guards, get this body out of here", said Mileena.

Two guards came and took Baraka's corpse away.

"OK, who saw me kill that asshole?", Mileena asked.

Everyone raised their hands, including Kenshi.

"Hey, Kenshi. You can't see shit, put your hand down", said Mileena.

Kenshi lowered his hand in disappointment.

"If any of you dumbfucks talk about this to anyone, I swear to the Elder Gods I'll kill you", said Mileena.

"You can fucking try", said Kitana.

"Watch me", said Mileena.

"When is this wedding gonna end?", Scorpion asked. "I'm tired for fuck's sake."

"Well, keep your shit to yourself because the party starts now!", said Johnny.

"Hey, where's the beer when you need it?", said Johnny.

"This is going to be one hell of a day", Kitana whispered to Mileena.

"Damn right", said Mileena.

Mileena noticed Sindel all alone, leaning on the balcony and watching the view.

"You go have some fun, I'll be back", said Mileena.

She went near Sindel and put a hand on her shoulder.

"Mom. Why are you all alone?", Mileena asked.

"I'm just…. Watching", Sindel replied.

"Is there something wrong?", Mileena asked.

"Well, there is something but…. I don't want to say it now cause…. You know, it's your wedding and I don't want to see you become all sad", Sindel replied.

"It's OK, mom. Say it", said Mileena.

"Well, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for whatever harm I did to you and Kitana. It's sad for me to see you girls getting…. Hurt", said Sindel.

Mileena couldn't bear this moment; she hugged her mother so tightly.

Sindel wrapped her arms around Mileena, gently running her fingers through her hair.

Mileena put her head on her mother's chest, tears coming down her eyes.

Sindel could feel a tear hitting her chest. Everything suddenly went silent, no noise could be heard except a little, quiet sob coming from Mileena.

"I love you, mom", Mileena whispered to her mother.

"I love you too…."