Chapter 10: Drunk Party

Outworld

1:00 A.M.

"Man, I can't stand to see this moment. I need a hug, Jax. Give me a hug", said Johnny, trying to embrace Jax.

"Hey, get off me man. What the fuck is wrong with you?", Jax asked Johnny.

"I NEED A HUG!", said Johnny.

"Goddammit! Come here, I'll give you a hug", said Sonya, embracing Johnny.

Johnny hugged Sonya and cried like a child.

"You immature motherfucker", said Sonya.

"I love you, Sonya", Johnny said sarcastically.

"I don't", Sonya replied.

Sindel was comforting Mileena, gently massaging her scalp. Mileena was crying the living hell inside herself, of the pain she has…. Or ever had all her life. Sindel put her hand under her daughter's chin and raised her head, looking at her red eyes, tears coming out of it.

"It's OK. Don't cry", said Sindel, wiping the tears off her cheeks.

"Whatever you say, mom", said Mileena.

"Oh don't cry cause make me cry and that's a piece of shit", said Kitana.

"I CAN'T EVEN GET A HOLD OF MYSELF!", said Mileena.

"I KNOW!", Kitana replied.

"Man, I'm gonna cry!", said Sub-Zero.

"You too?", Sindel asked.

"YES!", Sub-Zero replied.

Sub-Zero cried like hell.

"Get a hold of yourself, man. Get a hold of yourself!", said Scorpion.

"I CAN'T!", said Sub-Zero.

"You got to!", said Scorpion.

"For the love of the fucking Elder Gods, would someone stop this shit?", said Sindel.

"I've got an idea that will get you relaxed", said Jax, grabbing a beer. "LET'S PARTY, MOTHERFUCKERS!"

"That was my idea", said Johnny.

"Well, it's mine now", Jax replied.

"Whatever, LET'S PARTY!", said Johnny.

"HEY! HEY! HEY! This is my palace, not a fucking bar!", said Mileena.

"Well, it is now!", Johnny replied. "Hey, nigga, call Raiden. He'll make this party a hell of a lot funnier."

"Who's that nigga?", Jax asked Johnny.

"I was actually calling Sonya", Johnny replied.

"WHAT!?", Sonya exclaimed.

"You heard me, woman. Call that electric motherfucker", said Johnny.

Sonya just sighed and brought out her phone and called Raiden.

"Hi, Raiden. Mind coming to Outworld? We have a party going on around here", said Sonya.

Just then a lightning came out of nowhere and a man emerged out of it. He was wearing all black clothing with a black cape and a black straw hat.

"Who are you?", Mileena asked the man, looking straight into his red eyes.

"Raiden. Protector of Chaosrealm", the man replied.

"Chaosrealm? I thought you were protecting Earthrealm", said Sonya.

"Earthrealmers were douchebags. That's why I left them", Raiden replied.

"What about us?", Johnny asked.

"You guys…. Take care of yourselves", Raiden replied.

"But….", Johnny was cut off by Raiden.

"No buts. I'm sick of your peoples' dumb behavior."

"HA! Sick of their dumb behavior. What an asshole", said Scorpion.

"Hanzo Hasashi", Raiden said with interest.

"It's Cyber Scorpion", Scorpion corrected him.

"And I'm Cyber Raiden", Raiden replied.

"Yeah? I don't see anything 'cyber' in you", said Mileena.

Raiden formed a lightning around him and disappeared for a moment and reappeared wearing a futuristic looking armor.

"You were saying?", Raiden asked Mileena.

Mileena looked at him with awe, so did everybody.

"A Cyber Elder God? COOL!", Johnny said in surprise.

"Yeah! Never fuck with Earthrealm's god", said Cassie.

"I told you. I'm the protector of Chaosrealm. The CHAOSREALM", said Raiden.

"Fuck", Johnny said to himself.

Raiden looked at the scenery from the palace's rooftops, observing the place.

"Hmm, what a filthy place", Raiden said in disgust.

"What do you mean?", Mileena asked.

"You heard me", Raiden replied.

"That's right, elder god. I heard you. You came here. You insulted my husband. You talk of my realm as if it is some dirty place. And now you intend to insult me? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PALACE. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY REALM!", Mileena shouted.

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! We just invited Raiden to the party, that's all", said Johnny.

"You know what? I'm gonna go", said Raiden.

"You're not going anywhere", said Johnny, grabbing Raiden by his arm.

"Hey, Jax. Need a little help over here", said Johnny.

Jax grabbed hold of Raiden and he and Johnny put him on a chair, not letting him move.

"Hey, Takeda. Where's the beer when you need'em?", Johnny asked.

"Over here", Takeda replied, holding a beer in his hand.

"No. I don't want to", said Raiden, struggling to move.

"It's OK, Uncle Raiden. This is just a drill", said Johnny.

"Open his mouth", said Johnny.

Jax and Johnny opened Raiden's mouth and Takeda poured some beer into his mouth.

"It's OK, Uncle Raiden. Drink", said Johnny.

"OK, that's enough", said Jax.

"Drink", Johnny said in a demanding voice.

"Deep! Right down to your toes", said Johnny.

Raiden swallowed all the beer that was in his mouth and eventually got drunk.

"He's wasted", said Takeda.

"He'll enjoy it", said Johnny. "How do you feel, Uncle Raiden?"

Raiden looked at Johnny and started speaking gibberish.

"Raiden? That's me?", Raiden asked.

"Yeah. That's you", Johnny replied.

"Jinsei", said Raiden.

"What's Jinsei mean?", Johnny asked.

"Jinsei means…. Jinsei", Raiden replied.

"You're a funny guy", said Johnny.

"This guy's a waste of time", said Takeda.

"TIME! Time for Four Fathers", said Raiden.

"Washington? Jefferson? Those guys?", Johnny asked.

"Roosevelt?", Jax asked.

"I'm sleeping with my wife's 2 sisters", said Raiden.

"You lucky son of a bitch!", said Jax.

"That's a good one, Uncle Raiden", said Johnny.

"Not so good…. When my wife finds out", Raiden replied.

The four burst into laughter.

"Let's shoot his legs with Novocain…. And watch him try to get out of here", said Takeda.

"What you got in your hands there?", Jax asked Takeda.

Takeda looked at the beer he's holding.

"A nut cup", Takeda replied. "I got some big nuts!"

Jax drank the beer.

"That's Outworld alcohol!", said Jax.

"Laughing alcohol!", said Takeda.

"We're stoned!", said Jax.

"That's one funny son-in-law you got there, Jackson", said Johnny.

"After tonight it will be too late", said Raiden.

"Too late for what?", Johnny asked.

"Why'd you call him my son-in-law?", Jax asked Johnny.

"Uncle Raiden? He's too old for that shit", Johnny replied.

"Buy Four Fathers back at Four Father's store", said Raiden.

"Why's he talking about the Four Fathers?", Takeda asked.

"I don't know", Johnny replied.

"Why you call him my son-in-law?", Jax asked.

"Because I am!", Takeda replied.

"I thought he wanted some boobies", said Jax.

"No, I'm gonna…. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!", said Takeda.

"Bloody marvelous!", said Raiden.

"Your baby is having my baby", said Takeda.

"My baby is having his baby", said Jax.

"And your baby? Whoa, baby!", said Takeda.

"Whoa, baby! My baby!", said Jax.

"That's it, everybody out! Right now!", said Mileena.

"Come on, I was enjoying", said Kitana.

"No longer", Mileena replied.

"Get out, all of you", Mileena ordered.

"Excuse me? We're partying over here", said Johnny.

"I don't think so", said Mileena.

"Screw you", said Johnny.

"What did you just say?", Mileena asked.

"Nothing", Johnny replied. "Anyways, let's play a game."

"What kind of game?", Jax asked.

"The guessing game", Johnny replied.

"I love that game!", said Kitana.

"Alright, here's the question. Which movie did I play as a funny-ass clown?", Johnny asked.

"Dragon Fist?", Kitana asked.

"No", Johnny replied.

"Dragon Fist 2?"

"No."

"Son of Dragon Fist?"

"No."

"HWAAAAA!", Jax shouted.

"What the hell was that?", Johnny asked.

"That's the name of one of your movies", Jax replied.

"Uh, not that one", said Johnny.

"Goddammit. Is it 'Sudden Violence'?", Kitana asked.

"No", Johnny replied.

"Aquatic Assault?"

"No."

"Exiting the Dragon of Death?"

"No."

"7 Poisons?"

"No."

"Cage Match?"

"No."

"The Gist of my Fist?"

"No."

"24 Karate Gold?"

"No."

"Who's That?"

"No."

"Wu Shu?"

"No."

"Mortal Kombat?"

"No."

"Mortal Kombat II?"

"No."

"Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance?"

"No."

"Mortal Kombat: The Death of Johnny Cage?"

"That was canceled."

"Caged Rage?"

"No."

"Every Dog Has Its Day?"

"No."

"Massive Strike?"

"No."

"Iron Claw?"

"No."

"Time Smashers?"

"No."

"Citizen Cage?"

"No."

"Tommy ScissorFists?"

"DING!", said Mileena.

"Uh, no", Johnny replied.

"Fight Dirty?"

"No."

"World's Most Wanted?"

"No."

"Power Rangers?"

"No."

"You Got Caged?"

"No."

"Pirates of the Outworld Demons?"

"No."

"Stryker: I Was Doing My Job?"

"That was canceled too."

"Brokenose Mountain?"

"No."

"That TV commercial for Cage Cologne?"

"I said a MOVIE, not a commercial."

"Celebrity SMASH TV?"

"What did I just say? A MOVIE!"

"I went through all your movies! What the fuck is it?", Kitana asked.

"Ninja Mime", said Sindel.

"Correct!", said Johnny.

"What? All this for a shitty movie?", Kitana asked.

"It's not shitty", said Johnny.

"Yes it is. I've seen all your movies…. And they are total crap", said Sindel.

"What? 'Massive Strike?' 'Citizen Cage?' 'Ninja Mime?' None of those ring a bell?", Johnny asked.

"No. In fact, the SAW movies are a billion times better than yours", Sindel replied.

"I'm disappointed, Queen", said Johnny.

"Alright, get out of here before some crazy shit happens", said Mileena.

Everyone went out of the palace, including Johnny.

"Wait. Before I go, I want to ask you something", Johnny said to Mileena.

"Be quick with it", said Mileena.

"Do you know why I'm awesome?", Johnny asked.

"Because you're Johnny Cage. Get out of here", Mileena replied, closing the door in front of John's face.

Mileena leaned against the door, breathing heavily.

"You alright, honey?", Sindel asked.

"I'm just tired. I'm gonna go sleep", Mileena replied.

"Good night, honey", said Sindel.

"Good night, mom", said Mileena.

2:00 A.M.

Everyone went to sleep…. Almost. Except Scorpion and Sub-Zero.

"You know, Scorpion? I gotta go, Kitana's waiting for me", said Sub-Zero.

"You gonna do it again?", Scorpion asked Sub-Zero.

"Yes", Sub-Zero replied.

"Alright then, have fun", said Scorpion.

"I will", said Sub-Zero.

Sub-Zero went to his room, actually, Kitana's room. Scorpion went upstairs and looked at the empty hallway, doors on each side. He made his way to Mileena's room, before he could enter; he looked at the room he slept in 1 month ago. He recalled those moments he had in that room, that beautiful moment. He shook his head and entered Mileena's bedroom. He saw Mileena sleeping on the bed, the blankets covering her. He went near the bed and sat there for a moment.

He felt a hand on his shoulder, a very soft touch it had. He turned around to see Mileena looking at him, her eyes shining even in the dark. Mileena brought her lips close to his ears.

"Close your eyes", she whispered to him.

"As you wish", he replied.

Scorpion did as she said. He could feel every movement of her; he knew she was getting off the bed. He could feel her standing in front of him, the nice smell coming from her.

"Open your eyes", she said seductively.

Scorpion opened his eyes and he saw her there…. Standing naked, he could see her beautiful breasts and well-shaven vagina just…. Right in front of him.

Without a word, she jumped on top of him and wrapped her legs around his waist and her arms around his neck.

She could feel the intense heat inside him; she was really enjoying herself, wanting more….

"Be mine, Hanzo."