Chapter 12: Drug War
10 Years Ago
Farm, Earthrealm
An ATV sped down the farmland and stopped in middle of the farm. A general, wearing a hat with the Special Forces logo, a two colored blue and black leather jacket and a gray shirt, black pants with blue leather pieces attached to them, a gun on the right side, with a couple of pockets and belts, grenade cartridge bands secured on either thigh, black gauntlets on her arms, black leather boots and her blonde hair being tied into a long ponytail, stepped out of the ATV and looked around the farm.
The driver of the ATV, a female trooper wearing a green beret and a tactical combat suit, with two guns in holsters on her back, also stepped out of the ATV and looked at the general.
The general signaled her to lead the way. The trooper did so, going near a large rock with the general following behind her.
The trooper knelt down and lifted up the rock, revealing a hole under it. There were ladders leading into the ground. The general climbed down first, and then followed next by the trooper.
Under the ground was a test site for drugs, many weeds were grown and taken care of. The general looked around the site, being saluted by soldiers, scientists testing on monkeys and other animals, a scientist escorting a human test subject on a wheelchair.
This was, however, not what the general came for. She came here to test the legality of a new weed they just made.
A doctor went up to the general and welcomed her.
"When did it start?", the general asked the doctor.
"At 0500. We're seven minutes in", the doctor replied.
The doctor turned around and took his seat. In front of him was a giant transparent glass looking into the other room. A sergeant with a Mohawk sat in the other room, holding a cigarette in his hand and coughing, in front of him was placed a microphone on a table.
"Sergeant…. You've been smoking Item 9 for seven minutes and 13 seconds. We're going to ask you several questions. How do you feel?", the doctor spoke through the microphone.
"Well, sir…. I feel like a…. like a slice of butter…. Melting on top of a big old pile of flapjacks. Yeah", the sergeant replied.
"Okay, Sergeant, when you think of your superiors…. What emotions do you feel?", the doctor asked.
The sergeant, under the influence of drugs, started speaking nonsense.
"PSST! PSST! PSST! PSST! PSST! PSST! PSST! PSST! WOHOWOHOWOHOOHOOHOO!"
Everyone just looked at him in awe.
"Is this normal?", the general asked.
"PFFT! PFFT! PFFT! PFFT! PFFT! PFFT! PFFT! PFFT! PFFT!"
"Okay, sergeant….", the doctor said, before getting interrupted by the sergeant.
"PFFT!"
"Okay, sergeant?"
"PFFT!"
"Sergeant."
"WOHOWOHOWOHOOOOO…."
"Answer the question", the doctor said.
The sergeant began coughing for a while.
"This went out, sir. Can you torch me?", the sergeant asked, looking at the cigarette in his hand.
"We'll send someone in", the doctor replied, pressing a button.
The door to the sergeant's testing room opened. A soldier wearing a scuba gear entered, holding a lighter in his hand. The sergeant looked at him in surprise.
"Holy bejesus!", the sergeant said, putting his cigarette on the lighter, letting it light again.
The soldier left the room.
"Sergeant, answer the question", the doctor said.
"What was the question again, sir?", the sergeant asked.
"When you think of your superiors, what emotions do you feel?", the doctor asked.
"You know what problem I have…. With your dumb fucking little dog-and-pony act you call the military? Here it is. One: lots of dudes. Where are the pussies? Two: Why are we underground right now, sir? Why can't we be out in the open? Why aren't we in a square right now? Why aren't we talking to people, letting them know Item 9 exists? Get it out. Shout off the rooftops: "This is great! This is the bee's knees, Item 9!", the sergeant answered.
"Sergeant, we need you to be serious", the general said.
"I'm serious. Your vagina, my mouth", the sergeant began licking his finger.
"That's inappropriate", the general said, disgusted at the sergeant's behavior.
The sergeant finished licking his finger.
"Fuck you!"
"I've seen enough. Shut it down. Bury the hatch. Sell the land. And dispose of him. This never happened", the general said.
Two guards in scuba gears entered the testing room and grabbed the sergeant by his arms.
"Hello. BIMBLAMBLAMBLUE. Can you guys understand me?", the sergeant said. "Hey. Hey, where are we going? Put that gun down."
A gunshot was heard.
The general brought out her phone and dialed a number.
"This is General Blade. We've reached a final conclusion on Item 9…."
"ILLEGAL!"
Present Day
The Streets, Earthrealm
An Audi Le Mans Quattro sped down the road. A woman was driving the car, she was wearing a magenta clothe, the hip part had a loincloth going down like a cape, and she wore a high heeled boot and silver kneepads, a small portion of her thighs uncovered. She wore a silver crown-like headdress on her head and wore a black chest piece with a red gem in middle of it. The lower portion of her face was covered with a magenta veil, and she had two Sais secured on her back. Her hair was also tied into a ponytail.
She had the radio turned on and was holding a phone in her left hand, her right hand was on the steering wheel.
She was listening to a radio station, now it was her turn to speak to the host.
"Hey, this is Sam. Good morning. Welcome to KRAD. You know, I think that last caller had some undeniable points. Right now, we're gonna get to the next caller, Mileena Hasashi.
"Hey, Sam. Big huge fan. First-time caller. Here's my piece."
"All right."
"If marijuana is not legal within the next five years…. I have no faith left in humanity, period. Everyone likes smoking weed. They have for thousands of years. They're not gonna stop anytime soon. It makes everything better. Makes food better. Makes music better. It makes sex feel better, for Elder Gods' sake. It makes shitty movies better, you know?"
After a minute or two, she is now talking to a female host.
"I'm just saying that love has no age. You can't instantly tell me that a man, because he's a certain age…. Can't marry a woman or love a woman. I'm married to a wraith."
"You're not maximizing your potential. You think you take him seriously?"
"No, but if I'm 10,000 and he's like 30…. You know, in society, that might look bad."
"Hey, as long as it's consensual."
"I think it's consensual."
After 5 minutes, she is now speaking to Sam.
"All this current system is doing…. Is putting money in the hands of criminals…. And it's making ordinary people like you and me deal with those criminals. You ever dealt with a drug dealer? It's terrible, it's weird, and it's awkward. They think they're your friend, but they're not."
"Mileena, I get your point. Thanks for your input. Next caller, please."
She turned off her phone and stopped before the traffic light, it was on red now. She was listening to "Electric Avenue" on her radio.
A car stopped near beside hers, two men were in the car, and both were also listening to the same music.
"Hey, "Electric Avenue", Mileena said.
"I know, right?", the man in the passenger seat said.
"Take that shit to the next level, eh?", the man said, pointing at the cigarette in her hand.
"Okay, I will", Mileena replied.
She drove for an hour or two until she stopped in front of a house. She took an envelope and got out of her car. She knocked on the door and a woman opened the door.
"Hi, there. Are you Sandra Danby?", Mileena asked.
"Yeah", the woman replied.
"Well, I'm Mileena from Global Saviors, and….", she stopped, handing the envelope to the woman.
"What is this?", the woman asked, taking the envelope.
"I'm joking. You failed to show up for divorce proceedings.… four times under court order, and you've been served", Mileena replied.
"Oh, great. Thanks a lot, asshole", the woman said.
"Sorry", Mileena replied, leaving.
Next, she went to the hospital, disguising herself as a doctor, she made it to the surgery room. There, a surgery was going on.
"Dr. Edgar Terrence?", Mileena asked the surgeon.
"Yes", the surgeon replied.
"You have repeatedly refused to trim the monkey tree…. That spills onto your neighbor's property. And now because of that, you've been served", Mileena said, throwing an envelope at the patient's open stomach.
"You're a jerk", the surgeon said.
Next, she went to a high school. She entered the Principal's office.
"Walter Wadska the third", Mileena said to the principal.
"You here to fix the fax machine?", the principal asked.
"No, I'm here to tell you owe MasterCard 4068 bucks", throws the envelope, "You've been served by the best. Keep it real", Mileena said, leaving the office.
The Principal opened the envelope and got pissed.
"Why don't you get a real job, you fucking cocksucker?"
Mileena was about to leave the school, but was stopped by a teacher.
"Hey, people? Can I help you?", the teacher asked Mileena.
"No, I'm good. I was just leaving. Thank you, though", Mileena said.
"Yeah? I see you don't have a visitor's badge. That's why I ask", the teacher said.
"I don't need one", Mileena said.
"Why not?", the teacher asked.
"I'm the Empress of Outworld", Mileena replied.
"Hmm, I heard that. I wish I didn't hear that, but I just heard that", the teacher said.
"What's that supposed to mean?", Mileena asked.
"I'm just wondering why you are acting like a normal person in our realm", the teacher replied.
"I have no power here", Mileena said.
"Yeah", the teacher said, unimpressed.
Just then, four teenage boys came and greeted them.
"Hey, Clark, how you doing, man? What's up?", the teacher asked one of the boys.
"I'm good, bro. I'm good", Clark replied, giving him a brofist.
Clark turned his attention to Mileena.
"How's it going, Sporty Spice?", Mileena asked Clark.
"Dude, I wanted to tell you. Your sister is awesome. I've heard everything about what she does and I think that it's cool", Clark replied. "And I've heard so much about you. You're real cool."
"Thanks", Mileena said.
"Yeah, no problem, no problem", Clark said. "Well, I gotta get going."
"OK", Mileena said.
"Time to suck today's dick. That's what I'm talking about. See you guys later", Clark said, leaving along with his friends.
"All right, Clark", the teacher said. "Clark's a great guy. He's great. He's a wonderful lab partner. He's really cool."
"Why don't you go fuck yourself, you weird prick?", Mileena said.
"I'm a teacher. You can't talk to me like that", he said.
"I'm not a student, so I can say whatever the fuck I want…. You chimp-fucking little bastard", Mileena said.
"You've got T-minus 30 seconds to get off school property…. Or I call the liaison officer", the teacher said.
Mileena showed him the middle finger.
"Middle finger won't stop the clock", the teacher said.
Mileena left the school. Reaching her car, she brought out her iPhone and turned it on, calling Kitana.
"Hello?", Kitana said.
"Hey, Kitana. Mind if I come by?", Mileena asked.
"Come on down", Kitana replied.
"Sweet. Be there", Mileena said.
Kitana's Apartment
Kitana's apartment was no different than any other earthrealmers'. She had two TVs, one is a big one, the other a small one. She was currently watching the small one, while the other one was on mute. She was sitting on a couch, eating a bowl of strawberries. In front of her was a small table, around 5 to 10 packs of weed was on the table. She was now watching a TV show.
"Hi, Mary."
"Hi."
"I thought the hurricane season was over."
"I thought the hurricane season was over", Kitana said, mimicking.
"I'm sorry. Things just got out of hand."
"Yeah, that's the way it was with my first husband."
Kitana laughed at that line, almost choking on her strawberries. Just then, Mileena opened the door and greeted her.
"Hello? Hey, Kitana", Mileena said.
"What the fuck, Mileena?", Kitana said. "I didn't buzz you in. How the monkey did you get in here?"
"Some guy with a faux hawk let me in", Mileena replied. "He was leaving when I…."
"Fucking Kyle", Kitana said.
"It might have been Kyle", Mileena said.
"Asshole", Kitana said, closing the door, but not before looking outside.
"I'm sorry, sister", Mileena said.
"What the fuck's the buzzer for anyway?", Kitana asked.
"I don't know. I'm sorry about that. I don't know your protocol yet", Mileena replied.
"Stuff your sorries in a sack. It's not your fault", Kitana said, massaging Mileena's shoulders.
"Okay", said Mileena.
"It's these jerk-offs. Have a seat", Kitana said.
"Okay, cool. Thanks, sister. Awesome", Mileena said, sitting on the couch.
"Yo, check this out", Kitana said, pressing a button on a remote, turning on the radio. "Satellite radio."
"Got two TVs and a radio. That's pretty rad", Mileena said.
"That's home entertainment", said Kitana.
"You're very entertained", Mileena said.
She looked at a picture of Sub-Zero and Kitana nailed to the wall.
"Oh, wow. You got a cute picture too."
"Oh, yeah. Me and Kuai", Kitana replied.
"Hey, let me ask you something", Kitana said.
"Yeah?", Mileena replied.
"Do you think you could pull the plug on someone if you needed to? Like, euthanasia?", Kitana asked.
"Like, on him?", Mileena asked.
"If I needed to", Kitana replied.
"I'm kind of in a hurry, sister. I don't know if we should start going down that road. I could talk all day about euthanasia. Don't get me started", Mileena said. "Maybe we should…."
"We'll save it", Kitana said.
"Save it for next time", Mileena replied.
"I'll take that rain check, buddy", Kitana said. "Business for the businesswoman."
"Yeah, you got my number", Mileena said.
"Okay", Kitana replied.
"Brass tacks", Kitana said, opening a drawer from beneath the table, bringing out a pack of weeds.
"Yes", Mileena replied.
"Just got a shipment of the dopest dope I've ever smoked. Hands down, dopest dope I've ever smoked", Kitana said, showing the weeds to Mileena.
"Not better than the Blue Oyster. It can't be. I can't handle that", Mileena said, laughing.
"My sister, this is like that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had…. And they had a baby. And meanwhile, that crazy Northern Lights stuff I had…. And the Super Red Especial Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked…. This would be the shit that they birthed", Kitana explained, handing the weeds to Mileena.
"Wow!", Mileena exclaimed.
"Yes", Kitana said.
"This is the product of baby fucking", Mileena said.
"Smell it", Kitana said.
"Okay", Mileena replied, opening the pack and putting her nose inside it.
"Smell it. Enjoy. It's like the Elder Gods' vagina", Kitana said.
Mileena breathed heavily.
"What, you wanna bathe in it?", Kitana asked.
"I wanna live in here", Mileena replied.
"You wanna be it?", Kitana asked.
"My God, I just wanna shove it up my nose, have that smell all day", Mileena replied. "That's amazing."
"Shove it anywhere you like", Kitana said.
"Beautiful. What's it called?", Mileena asked.
"Pineapple Express", Kitana replied.
"Pineapple Express", Mileena said slowly.
"Yes. It's this thing, like, El Nio. This airflow that comes from Hawaii and Canada. It gets the dirt, mixes it in with the weed in a special way. It's actually very scientific. I won't go into it right now. But I am currently the only one in the whole city that has it", Kitana said. "Only 10 bones more for a quarter."
"Okay, I'll take a quarter", Mileena said.
"All right, you're on", Kitana said.
"Thank you very much", Mileena said.
"Let me get my scale", Kitana said, going into her room.
"Get it going. Grab the scale. Let's get me out of here", Mileena said slowly.
"I thought the hurricane season was over", Kitana said to herself, making it her favorite line in any movie.
"Oh, crow", Mileena said, noticing a cross-shaped cigarette.
"Where are you, you little fucker", Kitana said to herself, searching for a plastic bag.
Mileena picked up the cigarette and observed it.
"What the fuck is this thing?", Mileena asked herself.
"Uh, Cross joint", Kitana replied, sitting beside Mileena.
"Yeah", Mileena said.
"You ever smoke one of those?", Kitana asked.
"You can smoke this?", Mileena asked surprisingly.
"Yeah, sister", Kitana replied.
"No", Mileena said, unable to believe such a thing.
"This is the future. This is, like, the apex of the vortex of joint engineering", Kitana said, taking a small plastic bag and putting the weed inside it. "It's rumored that M. M. O'Shaughnessy designed the first one. The guy who designed the Golden Gate Bridge. My second favorite civil engineer…. Behind Hannskarl Bandel, Madison Square Garden. What you do is you light all three ends at the same time."
"Really?", Mileena asked, playing with the joint.
"And then the smoke converges…. Creating a trifecta of joint-smoking power", Kitana explained. "This is it, Mileena. This is what your grandchildren are gonna be smoking. Future. The future."
"That's amazing. Well, got the weed?", Mileena asked, putting the joint on the table.
"Yeah", Kitana replied.
"In the bag. Beautiful. Okay. Be careful with that thing, sister. Here's the cash, grab the stash. Alrighty, sister, thanks. Have a good one. Don't hurt yourself. Adios", Mileena said, leaving.
"Well, hey, wait a minute, Mileena", Kitana said, picking up the joint. "Let's smoke this fucking thing."
"I really…. I can't, sister. I gotta….", Mileena replied.
"I can't even light this thing on my own. I need your help, sister", Kitana said.
Mileena closed her eyes and thought for a while, and then she agreed.
"I'm in."
"Come on!", Kitana said joyfully.
"Why not? Let's do it", Mileena said, sitting on the couch.
"Come on down!", Kitana cheered.
"Why not? What do I do?", Mileena asked.
"Okay, here's what you do. You equip yourself", Kitana said, taking a lighter.
"I'm equipping", Mileena said, taking two lighters in her hand. "Equip me, princess."
"Okay. You are going to light these two ends while I light this end", Kitana said.
"Okay", said Mileena.
"Are you ready?", Kitana asked.
"Ready", Mileena replied.
"Blast off", Kitana whispered.
They lighted the joint and Kitana smoked it first, causing her to cough her life out of it. She gave the joint to Mileena.
"I'm gonna do it", Mileena said.
"Good. Go for it", Kitana said, coughing.
Mileena smoked the joint and sent an air of smoke out of her mouth and sucked it back, causing her to cough.
"It's better to cough", Kitana said, struggling to speak. "It's like…. Makes you 10 times more higher…. Than the cross weed and the Pineapple Express. You're like, totally fucking Gong Show'ed, sister."
Mileena breathed heavily and looked at the joint in her hand.
"Oh, fuc….", she was interrupted by a buzz coming from the buzzer.
"Hang on one second, sister", Kitana said, going near the buzzer.
"Oh, you fucker", Mileena said slowly to the joint.
"Who is it?", Kitana spoke through the buzzer.
"It's Chris Gebert, Kitana. Let me up", a man spoke through the buzzer.
"Shit", Kitana whispered.
"What's a Gebert?", Mileena asked.
"Come on up", Kitana said.
She opened a drawer near the door and brought out yet another pack of weeds.
"He ain't getting any of that Pineapple Express. Chris is getting Snicklefritz", Kitana said to Mileena.
Mileena got up and sat on another couch near the door.
"Hey. So listen, sister. I gotta ask you. So…. Listen, sister. You've been buying from me for, like, two months, right?", Kitana asked, sitting on the drawer and putting the weed inside the bag.
"Two months", Mileena replied.
"I gotta ask, sister. What are you working?", Kitana asked.
"I'm a process server", Mileena replied.
"Wow, you're a servant? Like a butler? A chauffeur?", Kitana asked.
"No. No. What? No, I'm not….", Mileena said.
"Shine shoes?", Kitana asked.
"I'm a process server. I like….", Mileena replied.
"In process", Kitana said.
"I work for a company that's, like, hired…. By lawyers to hand out legal documents. Like subpoenas to people who don't want them. I gotta give it to them just to make them admit they're themselves", Mileena explained. "It's hell of a job."
"That's cool, sister", Kitana said.
"Like a day-to-day basis, it's fine. Like today, I, like, sat in my car…. I smoked, like, 10 doobies…. And then I went to this high school…. And flipped a teacher off", Mileena said.
"Nice", Kitana said.
"And then we got into a fight", Mileena said.
"What? You bite his dick off?", Kitana asked.
"No, I just threatened to do it. I just did that to make it seem cool", Mileena replied.
"That's cool", said Kitana.
"Yeah. You'd also get into a fight and win against him", Mileena said.
"Really?", Kitana asked.
"Yeah, you know, it only sucks…. When I went to the high school and the girls I saw there were…. Beautiful and pretty and really funny. Like, do good impressions of Jeff Goldblum and shit like that. And, like, I just feel like a fat, dumb, fucking stinky ass-turd with a crown when I'm there", Mileena said.
"What?", Kitana said, disgusted.
"It really…. It sucks for my ego", Mileena said.
"Fuck Jeff Goldblum, sister", Kitana said.
"That's what I say", said Mileena.
"You know, don't get down on yourself. You got a great job where you don't do anything. You get to smoke weed all day. I wish I had that", Kitana said.
"Are you kidd…? You do. You have the easiest job on Earth. You do smoke weed all day", Mileena said.
Kitana let out a small laugh.
"That's true."
"You didn't think of that", Mileena said.
"I do have a good job", said Kitana.
"Yeah, you do nothing", Mileena said.
"Thanks, sister", Kitana said.
"No prob", Mileena replied.
"Thank you", said Kitana.
A knock came from the door.
"Oh, shit. All right. Business", Kitana said, taking a remote and increasing the volume of the radio. "Got my persona."
"Yeah, yeah", Mileena said.
"Hey. Put that cross joint out. He sees that, he'll never get the fuck out of here", Kitana said.
Mileena hid the cross joint under the couch. Kitana opened the door, letting Chris and his friend inside.
"What's up, Chris?", Kitana asked.
"Yo, hey, Kitana", Chris replied.
"Hey", Kitana said.
"How you doing, buddy?", Chris asked.
"All right, homes. Good", Kitana replied.
"Who's this?", Kitana asked, looking at Chris' friend.
"Hey. Oh, that's my friend Mark", Chris replied.
"You got the dough? There you go", Kitana said, giving him the weed and taking the cash.
"Appreciate it", Chris said.
"Nice. Good to meet you, Mark", Kitana said to Chris's friend.
"Do you have any Percocet, please?", Mark asked.
"Percocet? What are you talking about? I don't sell that shit", Kitana said.
"Chris?", Mark looked at Chris.
"Chris. You told him I was gonna sell Percocet?", Kitana asked.
"I didn't say anything about Percocet", Chris replied.
"What the fuck, man? What the fuck?", Kitana said.
"I just wanted a couple Percocets", Mark said.
"Well, I…. You came to the wrong place, buddy. Wrong place. Sorry", Kitana said.
She gave Chris a brofist.
"Yeah, nice. Peace out, homes", Kitana said, letting them out and closing the door.
"What the fuck?", Kitana said.
"Yeah", Mileena said.
"Fucking lingerer", Kitana said.
"Yeah, totally", Mileena said.
"Lingerer."
"Hardcore", Mileena said.
"Fuck. Bums me out", Kitana said, decreasing the volume of the radio.
"Bums me out me too", Mileena replied, getting up. "If there's one quality I hate in a person, it's lingering."
"That's right. You and me both", Kitana said.
"Yeah, yeah", Mileena replied.
"So I'm curious. What have those people done that you go…. And process and service?", Kitana asked.
"I don't know. It's always something different, I guess. This woman…. Sonya Blade, who knows. You know?", Mileena asked, bringing out an envelope and looking at it.
"Sonya Blade?", Kitana asked, being familiar with the name.
"Yeah, why?", Mileena asked.
"We had a Sonya Blade in our wedding", Kitana replied.
"Really?", Mileena asked.
"Maybe it's the same woman", Kitana said.
"That'd be weird. It's a pretty normal name, I guess but…. Anyway, I should really get going, sister. I gotta go. Duty calls, but it's good to see you. Thanks", Mileena said.
"You're gonna smoke and run? Come on, Mileena. We can go look at some crazy things on the Internet together", Kitana said.
"That sounds appealing, but I think I should probably just get going", Mileena replied.
"Oh, that sucks", Kitana said.
"Yeah", Mileena replied.
"That's cool, sister. What are you doing this weekend? Because, you know, Khameleon got season tickets to the opera…. And she can't make it, so wanna go see Phantom?", Kitana asked.
"Of the Opera?", Mileena asked.
"Yeah", Kitana replied.
"I can't this weekend, but you know what? Here. You know…. I'll run out of weed in a couple days. I'll come by, hang out", Mileena said. "We'll watch 227 and shit."
"Definitely", Kitana said.
"Cool, sister. Well, thanks. Good to see you", Mileena said.
"Peace, sister", said Kitana.
"Okay", Mileena replied, leaving the apartment.
"One love", Kitana said, right before Mileena closed the door.
Outside Sonya's House
Night
1:00 A.M.
Mileena parked her car in front of Sonya's house, ready to deliver the envelope and relax at last. But before getting out, she smoked the cross-joint she took from Kitana's apartment and began smoking it, all while talking on the phone with someone.
"When you got behind on the mortgage…. Someone finally made you a loan?"
"Yes, he did", Mileena replied.
"Yes, he did. What was the interest rate you got?"
"It was 12 or 13 percent", Mileena replied.
"That's disgusting."
Suddenly, a Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Super Sport in police colors stopped behind Mileena's car, she noticed it.
"Oh, shit. I see the one I gotta serve. I'll call you back", Mileena said, leaning down. "Fucking cops, shit."
A blonde woman stepped out of the car. She was wearing a tight blue-colored catsuit designed for tactical combat, had a headset onto her right ear and a tactical device secured onto the right side of her waist. She was also wearing dog tags, had a very prominent undercut, and had a helix piercing on her upper right ear. Mileena looked at her going inside Sonya's house.
"Jesus. What an adorable little cop. Weird", she said to herself, smoking her joint.
She got startled by hearing a gunshot.
"Jesus. Fuck", she said, looking at Sonya's house.
There, in a big transparent window on the upper part of the house, she saw a man wearing a long trench coat and his face concealed by a mask. He had two hook swords on his back. He was all bloodied and had blood running all over his mask and his burned arms.
Mileena saw a blonde woman in a military suit and the cop standing behind him.
"Oh, shit", she said to herself.
The blonde woman aimed her gun at the man's head.
"Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude", she kept on saying until she saw the blonde woman shot him right in the head, sending his brains and blood to splatter on the window.
"Oh, no!", she freaked out, throwing her cigarette out of her car and starting it.
She saw the cop shoot the corpse three more times.
She began coughing and tried to drive, only to crash back and forth into two cars in front and back of her. The blonde woman and the cop saw the car moving.
"Who the fuck is that?", the blonde woman asked the cop.
"I don't know, but I ain't waiting to see", the cop replied. Both of them ran to catch up to Mileena but were too late, she was already gone. The blonde woman noticed the joint lying on the ground. She picked it up and smoked it.
"Pineapple Express", she said.
The cop raised an eyebrow.
The Streets
Mileena was speeding down the road, freaked out at the sight of the murder.
"Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I saw brains and blood! Come on! Come on! Where do I go?", she asked herself.
Kitana's Apartment
Kitana was already fast asleep on her couch. Her TV was on; she probably forgot to turn it off. She was awoken by the sound of the buzzer. She got up and spoke through it.
"Hello?"
"Kitana, it's Mileena. Let me in. Let me in. I just saw some crazy shit. Please. Let me in. It's Mileena Hasashi. Let me in, sister."
"Mileena?"
"Yes, Mileena. That's what I said. It's Mileena. Let me in."
"Oh, all right, sister. Come on up", Kitana said, pressing a button on the buzzer.
The door on the ground floor didn't open. Mileena struggled to open but failed. She ringed the buzzer again.
Kitana heard the buzz and spoke through it again.
"I buzzed it. Open the door when I buzz it."
"Buzz it in three seconds exactly. One, two….", Mileena said, trying to open the door before her.
"Did it work?", Kitana asked.
"On three!", Mileena replied.
"I did it on three. On "one, two, three, go"?"
"Just on three."
Kitana pressed the button again, this time successful. Mileena ran up the stairs and barged in through the door and closed it quickly.
"She fucking killed him!", Mileena said.
"Hey, I got neighbors", Kitana said.
"She fucking killed him."
"Who killed who?", Kitana asked.
"A cop. A lady and a guy", Mileena replied.
"A cop, a lady and a guy? That's like a massacre. You saw it?", Kitana asked.
"No, it was just a guy", Mileena replied, out of breath.
"What happened to the lady?", Kitana asked.
"No. No. A woman. A policewoman and a lady, another guy, shot another guy…. A cyborg guy, in the window, at fucking Sonya's house", Mileena replied.
"Whoa, was the lady Sonya?", Kitana asked.
"I don't know. She was a 50 year old, blonde woman…. And she had a black jacket and she shot him. And his brain flew every…. I'm gonna be…. I'm gonna throw up", Mileena said.
"What?", Kitana asked.
Mileena vomited on a printer that was placed on a table near the main door.
"That was chicken fries", Mileena said, looking at her vomit.
"Sick. You threw up on my printer", Kitana said.
"I did", Mileena replied, breathing heavily.
"Did you break it?", Kitana asked.
"I hope not", Mileena replied.
"Listen, Mileena. I think the lady was Sonya. And the Black Dragon are number-one in town…. So you saw Sonya capping the competition", Kitana said.
"They saw me seeing them shoot the guy", Mileena said.
"What? They saw you? And you fucking came here? Did they follow you here?", Kitana asked, looking out the window.
"I don't know", Mileena replied.
"Did they follow you here?", Kitana asked again.
"I DON'T KNOW! Look. Look. Okay", Mileena said, putting her hand on Kitana's shoulder.
Kitana looked at her with concern.
"I saw them kill him. I freaked out. I panicked, okay? I tossed my roach. I crashed…. Into two cars", Mileena said.
"Yeah", said Kitana.
"So they must have heard…. They know someone was out there. They know someone saw", Mileena explained.
"They know "someone." They don't know it was you. Right?", Kitana said.
"I don't…. I mean, yeah. I don't know", Mileena said, getting relaxed.
"Yes. Yes", Kitana said.
"I hope not", Mileena whispered.
"Relax. Just sit back. Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind", Kitana said, sitting down and smoking a cigarette.
"Is it really that rare?", Mileena asked.
"It's, like, the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn…. With, like, a bomb", Kitana replied.
"Are you the only one in town who has this? You're actually the only one?", Mileena asked, picking up the pack of weeds.
"Yeah", Kitana replied. "My girl Frost said she was giving me an exclusive sneak preview."
"I'm the only one you sold it to? The other guys got Snicklefritz?", Mileena asked.
"Yeah. So we're, like, the only ones", Kitana replied.
"And Sonya?", Mileena asked.
"Sonya will kill us if she finds out", Kitana replied.
Mileena threw the pack halfway across the room.
"Let's get the fuck out of here! Go! Go! Let's go! Let's go! Because I threw a roach of this outside of Sonya's house."
"So what, Mileena? I throw roaches all over the fucking town", Kitana replied.
"No. She could find the roach and say, "It's Pineapple Express. Kitana is the only one who has Pineapple Express. She must have seen the murder! Let's kill her!" Let's get out of here!", Mileena said.
"Fuck!", Kitana yelled, running for the door.
Mileena held her back.
"Wait! Stop! Get weed! Get the weed! Anything we might need. Snacks, food, Fruit Roll-Ups. Let's get the fuck out of here!"
"Okay, okay", Kitana said, taking everything she could.
They both ran for Mileena's car and drove away.
Meanwhile back at the Apartment….
Jax and Johnny Cage were sent by Sonya to kill Kitana. Jax broke the door with his bionic arms. He and Johnny checked the apartment, it was empty.
"Frost said she'd be here", said Jax, sitting on the couch. He noticed some cigarettes on the table.
"Hmm, them some drugs."
He picked it up and smoked it.
"Smells like vomit in this house", Johnny said, bringing out his phone and dialing a number.
"Want a hit, man? It's still lit", Jax said.
"I'm having dinner with my wife. She can tell", Johnny said. "Smell it on my sweater."
"For real?", Jax asked.
"Yeah, for real", Johnny replied.
"You wanna wear my vest? It smell good", Jax said.
"Not my style", Johnny replied.
"You ain't got no style, motherfucker", Jax said.
"You have reached the voice mailbox of Sonya."
"Sonya, it's Johnny. We're here. Kitana's gone", Johnny spoke through the phone.
"And Jack….", Jax coughed. "And Jackson."
"I think she knew we were coming", Johnny said.
"They not here, Sonya", Jax said. "Hi, Sonya."
The Streets
"Okay, so what do you know about Sonya?", Mileena asked Kitana, speeding down the road.
"I think she gets out of control when it comes to the Black Dragon", Kitana replied.
"Jesus, sister. Well, how much money do you have?", Mileena asked.
"I have, like, the 75 that you gave me", Kitana replied.
"That's it?", Mileena asked.
"Well, how much do you have?", Kitana asked.
"Three bucks", Mileena replied.
"What the fuck you getting on my case for? I have more than you", Kitana said.
"Well, that's my 75 technically. So I have 78 dollars and you have nothing", Mileena replied.
"I don't know. Let's just go…. Go to a motel or a hotel and just hide out", Kitana said.
"The police were in on it. Could have flagged credit cards. They'll find us", Mileena said.
"Shit. I wish we could just go nowhere", Kitana said.
Forest
Night
2:00 A.M.
Mileena parked her car in the middle of a forest, but not far from the city though. Kitana was lying down on the hood of the car, not giving one single attention of the danger they are now in.
"Okay. Even if she found that roach, how could she know where you are?", Mileena asked.
"Heat-seeking missiles. Bloodhounds. Foxes. Barracudas", Kitana replied.
"I'm kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird", Mileena said.
"Thank you", said Kitana.
"Not a compliment. Here's the question. Let's say she actually found the roach. How could she connect the Pineapple Express weed to you?", Mileena asked.
"She can't, sister. Only fucking Frost knows. Only Frost knows, sister", Kitana replied.
"Who is Frost?", Mileena asked.
"Frost's, like, my supplier for the Pineapple Express. And we're, like, mad fucking tight, sister", Kitana replied. "One time, she got this guy…. To give her cunnilingus, like, within five minutes of meeting him. It was like, "I don't even know your name, whoa."
"That is pretty rad, but, like, let's say Sonya calls her and is like: "Did you sell the Pineapple Express to anyone?" She'll be, "Yeah, I sold it to Kitana." Why wouldn't she?", Mileena said.
"No. Oh, no. Fuck that, sister. Fucking cunnilingus, Mileena. Imagine if I gave you a cunnilingus", Kitana said.
"Why would I wanna do that?", Mileena asked.
"No, I mean if I got you a cunnilingus", Kitana replied.
"The same rules don't apply to Frost. She's a drug dealer", Mileena said.
Kitana got off the hood.
"I'm a drug dealer. Are you saying you don't trust me?", Kitana asked.
"No, that's not at all what I'm…. You know what? You know? Just ignore what I said. Call her. Give her a call. See what the dealio is", Mileena replied.
Kitana brought out her iPhone and called Frost.
Frost's House
After finding Kitana's apartment empty, Jax and Johnny went to Frost's and interrogated her. Jax was holding a gun to her head. Her phone rang and Jax ordered her to answer. Frost did so, but not before being slapped on the back of the head by Johnny. Kitana heard her screams on the phone.
"OW! Hello."
"Hey, Frost, are you okay?", Kitana asked.
"Yeah, Kitana. Yeah, I'm fine, princess. I just stubbed my toe", Frost replied, looking nervously at Jax.
"Be careful, Frost. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork", Kitana said. "Now, listen. You know that Pineapple Express stuff you gave me? Don't tell anybody that you sold it to me."
"I'd never talk to anyone…. About the stuff that I do with you involving drugs", Frost said.
"All right, cool. Listen, I'm gonna come by. I gotta lay some shit on you. There is a fly in the ointment. Shit has hit the fan. The lion will speak", Kitana said.
Mileena whispered to her, not wanting to go now.
"I'm in the middle of a convo, please", Kitana whispered to Mileena.
"No, seriously", Mileena said.
"Listen, we're gonna be there in half an hour", Kitana said to Frost.
"Perfect", Frost replied.
"No, please. No, no, no", Mileena said.
"Let's go over there and chill out", Kitana whispered.
"No, can we go tomorrow? Look, we're already here….", Mileena said.
Frost was able to hear their whispers through the phone.
"There's somebody else on the phone with her", she said to Jax.
"Who's she talking to?", Jax asked.
"I don't know. She's whispering to another woman", Frost replied.
"We'll go in the morning. It's better that way", Mileena said.
"Okay", Kitana said.
"Yes. Yes. Thank you. Yes", said Mileena.
"Hey", Kitana spoke through the phone.
"So you're coming by tomorrow?", Frost asked.
"How'd you know that?", Kitana asked.
"Heard you whispering to that other girl that you were talking to. Who is that?", Frost asked.
"Right, Mileena. Good job. Listen, I can't go in the morning…. because Khameleon….. gotta change her clocks. Daylight-savings", Kitana said.
"Is that the one that's on 41st and River Street? The one where we played shuffleboard that one time?", Frost asked.
"You got it. So, listen, we'll be chilling by noon", Kitana said.
"Noon it is, sismosexual", Frost said.
"Nice. We should hit up the casino again. It's been a while", Kitana said.
"Okay, yeah. We'll definitely hit the casino up", Frost said.
"Definitely. All right, peace, sister", Kitana said, ending the call.
Frost's House
"Where is she?", Jax asked Frost.
"I don't know where she is", Frost replied.
"Why'd she mention a casino?", Johnny asked.
"I don't know. You make me call my good friend; send her into a booby trap. And lie to her", Frost replied, crying.
"Is Kitana a Black Dragon?", Jax asked.
"Making me a shitty person", Frost said.
"Is she Black Dragon?", Jax asked.
"No, she's not Black Dragon", Frost replied.
"You're lying", Jax said.
"I'm not lying, man. I'm not lying", Frost replied.
"You're lying", Johnny said.
"Did you hear slot machines in the background or something?", Jax asked.
"Man, I don't know where she is", Frost said.
"You tell me where she is", Johnny said. "Tell me. In 45 minutes, I gotta go have dinner with my wife. I got a reservation."
"45 minutes? That's a dinner reservation you gonna have to miss, motherfucker", Jax said.
"That's a reservation I'll make", Johnny replied.
"I don't think so", Jax said.
"Because if she doesn't start to…. Look, can you do this on solo?", Johnny asked.
"No, I can't do this solo. Are you crazy?", Jax said.
"What are you talking about you can't do? What?", Johnny asked.
"What, are you trying to abandon me?", Jax asked. "This is teamwork. This is a partnership. We are in this together."
"You want me to stay?", Johnny asked.
"Yes", Jax replied.
"Fine, I'll stay", Johnny said.
"Thank you", Jax replied.
"You happy now?", Johnny asked.
"Yes", Jax replied.
"There's no way that we could pause for a minute…. You guys go home…. And then tomorrow we could just, like, continue?", Frost said.
Forest
"I should call mom soon. Make up some bullshit", Mileena said, sitting on a fallen tree branch next to Kitana.
"I'm cold", Kitana said.
"You're cold? Oh, I'm not cold at all. Here", Mileena said, putting her arms around her sister. "I run hot."
"Really?", Kitana asked.
"Yeah", Mileena replied.
"You got more body mass", Kitana said.
"Thick blood. Yeah, no, take it", Mileena replied.
"Thank you", Kitana said.
"I don't appreciate that, but it's okay", Mileena replied. "I'm gonna call mom."
Mileena got up from the branch and tried to call her mother.
"Hmm, space", Kitana said slowly, looking at her phone and then at the sky. "Mileena, wait. Wait."
"What?", Mileena asked.
"The phones. The phones. You said they were cops, right?", Kitana asked.
"They are, yeah", Mileena replied.
"I was thinking, maybe they can…. Triangulate these things, sister, of, like, trace them. Right?", Kitana asked.
"Yeah, that's how they got Saddam", Mileena replied.
"Right", said Kitana.
"Fuck. You're right, sister", said Mileena.
"Maybe they can even trace them…. Like, when we're not even on them, you know?", Kitana said.
"Maybe if we bury them, the reception will cut off and they won't be able to", Mileena said.
"We can tie it to an animal, be a diversion", Kitana suggested.
"We'll never catch an animal", Mileena replied.
"The squirrel'd be up in a tree, they'd think we were", Kitana said.
"No, no, no", Mileena said.
"We'll build a hot-air balloon and….", Kitana said.
"No. We'll smash them", Mileena said.
"Yeah, yeah", Kitana replied.
"I'm gonna smash it. On a rock. Right here. Good thinking", said Mileena, smashing her phone on a rock.
"Good idea. Yes, destroy it", Kitana said.
"Die. Yes", Mileena said, completely smashing her phone.
Kitana threw her phone and tried to hit a tree, but it missed, sending it to fall among the grass and leaves on the ground.
"Whoa, what the fuck was that?", Mileena asked.
"I was trying to hit that tree. I missed", Kitana replied.
"What tree?", Mileena asked.
"That one", Kitana replied, pointing to a tree.
"Why didn't you smash it on a rock like a normal person?", Mileena asked.
"I don't know. How often does somebody smash things? I'm rusty", Kitana replied.
"Did you at least see where it landed?", Mileena asked.
"I don't know. Call it", Kitana replied.
"Call it? With what? My phone has been smashed", Mileena said.
"I bet they can't even triangulate those things", Kitana said.
"Well, you convinced me they can. You were very convincing back there", Mileena said, annoyed.
"Hey. Fine. I'll go find it. Fuck", Kitana said, advancing through the forest along with Mileena.
"Do you see it?", Mileena asked.
"See what?", Kitana asked.
"The phone, you idiot", Mileena replied.
"Why are we here? This place is so fucking scary", Kitana said.
"At least I had an idea. You didn't, so shut up", Mileena said.
"That's not true. I had two ideas. Nowhere and Quiznos", Kitana said.
"Shh", Mileena whispered.
"What?", Kitana asked.
"What was that? What is that?"
"What?", Kitana asked.
"I hear something", Mileena replied.
"What?", Kitana asked.
"I don't know. Do you hear that?", Mileena asked.
"Dude, I literally hear nothing", Kitana replied.
Kitana turned her head to the side and saw something.
"Oh, fuck!"
She began running through the woods.
"Where are you going? What are you running from? Return to me now!", Mileena shouted, turning around and going for her car.
"Help me!"
"Tell him to get away from me!", Kitana yelled.
"I'm scared of this darkness! I surrender!", Mileena said, running in the dark.
"Go away! Go away!", Kitana said.
"I'm unarmed", Mileena said. "This isn't funny anymore!"
"Mileena!", Kitana called out.
"Fall back!", Mileena said.
"Save me!", Kitana said.
Mileena fell down and hit her head hard on a rock. She held her head in her hands in pain. She began running for her car and entered it.
Looking around her surroundings, seeing no one in sight, she relaxed and exhaled.
Suddenly Kitana jumped on the side of the car and begged for Mileena to open the door. Mileena screamed at the sudden surprise appearance of her.
"Open it! Open it! Open the door! Open it! Unlock it."
"I can't unlock it", Mileena said.
Kitana entered through the open window of the car.
"What are you doing? Watch the upholstery", Mileena said.
"Go! I saw something! Go!", Kitana said.
"What did you see? Shut up! Shut the fuck…. Shut up!", Mileena said.
"I heard something then I saw something", Kitana replied.
"You didn't hear anything, princess", Mileena said.
"Well, I saw something", Kitana said.
Mileena sighed and turned her car and the radio. Both of them began listening to it.
"And you're telling me that guy in the little short shorts…. Broke your nose?"
"Right."
"The BeDazzler guy broke your nose, tough man?"
Noon
4:00 P.M.
Mileena woke up to find herself sleeping in her car. She looked at Kitana sleeping on her shoulders. She woke her up.
"Wake up. Get up. Wake up."
"How did I get on you?", Kitana asked, yawning.
"I wonder", Mileena replied, looking at her watch. "Oh look, watch finally broke. Crazy, what time is it?"
Kitana looked at her watch and looked somewhat confused.
"That can't be right. It couldn't be 3 in the morning, could it?"
"It's 3 o'clock right now?", Mileena asked. "Holy shit, sister! We were supposed to be at Frost's at noon, sister. What if she's gone?"
"No, it's daylight-savings, so….", Kitana said.
"So it's only 2 o'clock", Mileena said.
"Oh, no, it went forward an hour", Kitana said.
"It's 4 o' fucking-clock? Fuck me. No, sister. That's bad", Mileena said. "Shit. We slept for, like, 18 hours."
"Khameleon…. Sister, Khameleon's gonna be so pissed", Kitana said.
"Shit", Mileena whispered.
"We gotta call Frost", said Kitana.
"Okay. How?", Mileena asked.
"We'll go to a pay phone", Kitana replied. "No, I can't. Her number is in my phone."
"Great. Well, do you remember where she lives?", Mileena asked.
"Yeah, I know where she lives", Kitana replied. "What are you insinuating? Like, I'm forgetful?"
"Insinuating." Good word", Mileena said, trying to turn on her car, but to no avail.
"Do you know what that means?", Kitana asked.
"I do, believe it or not", Mileena replied.
"It means, like, "to seem like", Kitana said.
Mileena tried to turn on her car one more time, but failed.
"Let's roll. I'm done with the woods. Let's go", Kitana said. "Come on; let's get the fuck out of here."
"Okay. Let's go. No. It's not working. The battery's dead", Mileena said.
"Wait. What do you mean, it's dead?", Kitana asked.
"What do I mean? I mean the battery's dead. The battery's dead", Mileena replied.
"What do you mean, the battery's dead?", Kitana asked.
"How can I explain this to you differently? The battery is dead. It ceased to live. It's deceased now", Mileena replied. "The car needs a battery to start, Kitana."
"How did this happen?", Kitana asked.
"Well, we clearly fell asleep with the battery on, and…."
"Oh, sister. To talk radio?", Kitana asked.
"Yes, talk radio", Mileena replied.
"It's so boring, sister", Kitana said.
"Okay, okay", Mileena said.
"The car just committed suicide", Kitana said.
"Shut up, princess. I have an idea now. We're gonna go. We'll walk back to the road. We'll hitchhike. Someone will pick us up, take us to Frost's. Frost will tell us everything's fine; everything will go back to normal. How does that sound? Good?", Mileena asked.
"That's a good idea", Kitana replied.
"Keep our heads on", Mileena said. "If we just keep thinking like this, we're fucking gravy."
"All right. I'm in", Kitana said.
"Let's do it", Mileena said.
Both of them got out of the car and went to the roadside, Mileena stretched her arm and stuck out her thumb while Kitana held her thumb on her crotch.
"Look, it's like my thumb is my cock", Kitana said.
"That's not gonna get us a ride, sister", Mileena said.
Frost's House
Mileena and Kitana eventually found someone to pick them up and drive them to Frost's house.
"Here's good", Kitana said to the driver. "Thanks for the smooth sailing, Sharid."
"You're welcome", the driver said, driving off.
"You're sure we can trust this woman?", Mileena asked.
"Yo, Frost", Kitana called out, knocking on Frost's door.
"Who is it?", Frost asked.
"It's Bruce", Kitana replied.
"Bruce? Who the fuck is this?", Frost asked herself, looking through a small opening on the door. "Kitana. What's up?"
"Who do you think it is?", Kitana asked.
"Who this?", Frost asked, looking at Mileena.
Mileena put her hand inside the small opening, going for a handshake.
"I'm Mileena, Ms. Frost. Nice to meet you."
"Mileena who?", Frost asked, giving her a handshake.
"It's best if you don't know my full name", Mileena replied.
"Mileena Hasashi. She's with me", Kitana said.
"Mileena Hasashi. Nice to meet you, sister", Frost said. "Hold on. Let me get this lock, okay?"
"You better", Kitana said.
"Get in here", Frost said.
"Coming in", Kitana said.
"Y'all wanna buy some drugs?", Frost asked.
"Frisk me", Kitana whispered.
"What's up, players?", Frost asked, locking the door. "I've been up in here trying to get a motherfucking scholarship. Chilling. What's up with the clothes?"
"Oh, uh, we were camping", Kitana replied.
"Camping?", Frost asked, being suspicious.
"Yeah", Kitana replied.
"Is your lip okay, ma'am?", Mileena asked Frost, looking at her bruised lips.
"You been crying?", Kitana asked.
"Oh, my lip. It's a cold sore. Never had one before, so I started to cry", Frost replied.
Kitana went near her and got a closer inspection on her lips.
"I think it's a lot worse than it looks, though", Frost said.
"Cold sore? Does that mean fucking herpes?", Kitana asked.
"Yeah. Yes, it does", Frost replied.
"Fucking sick, sister. You know how many joints we've shared?", Kitana asked.
"I know. I'm a disgusting person", Frost replied, going to her kitchen which is just in her living room.
"Herpes is for life, sister", Kitana said.
"I'm gonna try to definitely put some sort of medical ointment on it. Been taking Vicodin. Doesn't really take swelling down", Frost said, putting on a mask on, covering the lower portion of her face.
"It's from that time. I told you, sister. You ate that lollipop out of that guy's snatch. You wanted to do it", Kitana said.
"Out of his ass. Remember what you did? What did you do?", Frost asked.
"Nothing", Kitana replied.
"You ate a box of Nerds out of his butthole", Frost replied, laughing along with Kitana.
"You fucking said you wouldn't tell. You sowed your own poison, sister", Kitana said.
"Dudes, seriously, we're here for a reason. Just ask her", Mileena said.
"Chill. I'm boiling some eggs over here. We got a lot of time to hang out", Frost said. "I'm making a fucking cake."
"No shit", Mileena said.
"Can I have a piece of that?", Kitana asked.
"What are you doing? Don't ask for a piece", Mileena said.
"I can't have a piece?", Kitana asked.
"No, you can't have a piece. This is private", Frost replied. "Do you know what today is?"
"Friday", Kitana replied.
"This is my cat's birthday today", Frost said.
"I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry. You let it out by accident?", Mileena asked.
"No, because he died three months ago, okay?", Frost replied. "So now who's the funny girl?"
"Sorry", Mileena said.
"Today is his birthday…. And it is a tradition that on his birthday…. I get up extra early and make him his favorite kind of dessert", Frost said, adding chocolate on the cake.
"Don't worry, sister. Your cat's going to heaven", Kitana said.
"Yeah, maybe. Maybe he went to heaven", Frost said. "He was a little fucker. Could've gone to the Netherrealm."
"What are we talk….? Guys…. Ask her. Just ask her, okay?", Mileena whispered to Kitana.
"Ask what? Just come straight. What's up?", Frost asked.
"Yeah, right", Kitana said.
"Lay it on her", Mileena whispered.
"We need to know…. We need to know about….", Kitana said.
"Sonya", Mileena said.
"Sonya Blade", Kitana said. "See, Mileena, here, is a protest servant."
"I'm not. That's not what I am", Mileena said.
"She's not that, but she was outside Sonya's house….", Kitana said.
"Don't…. Look, we don't want to bring you in to what we're in, okay?", Mileena said to Frost. "You don't want any trouble. We don't wanna give you trouble. It's probably best you don't know the whole story."
"You don't think I can handle danger?", Frost asked.
"What are you talking about?", Mileena asked.
"You can", Kitana said.
"I totally can", Frost said. "And for you to come into my house…. And not tell secrets because you think you're saving me…. Well, in reality, it just makes you look like a dumb-ass. Look at this. See this? You see that? This is an ice on my finger, okay?"
"What's the significance of that?", Mileena asked.
"It makes me aerodynamic when I fight. I can take danger", Frost replied.
"Okay, has anyone called asking about Kitana or the Pineapple Express?", Mileena asked. "That's all we need to know."
"Uh-uh", Frost replied.
"Mm-mm", Kitana said.
"Uh-uh?", Mileena asked.
"Uh-uh."
"Is it "uh-huh" or "uh-uh"?", Mileena asked.
"It's "uh-uh", Frost replied.
"There it is, sister. Cleared. Over. Everything's fine. I told you, sister. We had a wacky night in the woods…. But we both can put that behind us like adults. Now it's time to get super-duper high", Kitana said. "Got that bong I got in Tel Aviv?"
"Bong Mitzvah." Hit it up, dude", Frost replied.
"Yes", Kitana whispered, smoking a bong.
"There you go. Why don't you follow her lead and chill out?", Frost asked Mileena.
"I'm chill. I'm chill as a cucumber, ma'am", Mileena replied.
"You don't seem chill", Frost said.
"More chill than you", Mileena said.
"You're more chill than me? Look at what I'm wearing. Ninja-garb. What are you wearing?", Frost asked.
"A crown", Mileena replied.
"Yeah. Exactly. I don't know what's up with you, but I don't know if I like you", Frost said.
"Well, I don't know if I like you either, ma'am", Mileena said.
"Well, that's your loss, because I'm a great friend. I'm gonna use the telefono to call my friend, okay?", Frost said, picking up a telephone.
"Give her a call", Mileena said.
"I will."
"Go ahead."
"Don't pay attention to what I'm saying."
"Go ahead."
"Sit on my couch…. My chillastic couch, and chill out."
"I'm chilling right here."
"Don't listen to what I'm saying. This is private. This is my friend."
"I'm listening."
"I'm not trying to be enemies. I don't wanna be enemies."
"I wanna be friends."
"Well, then good."
"I wanna be best friends."
"Come here. Come here. Shake my fucking hand."
"Shake my hand. Okay."
"See, we can be friends."
"I'm feeling it."
"Okay. You feel that? We can be best friends."
"I'm looking through you, ma'am. We're not the same."
"I'm looking through you too…. And I see I need to paint the fucking spot on the wall behind you."
"I'm looking through you."
"There you go, transparent. I see your intentions."
"I see your intentions. I see your intestines and intentions", Mileena said.
"What'd I have for dinner last night?", Frost asked.
"Cake", Mileena replied.
"I'll be right back. Make this phone call", Frost said, turning her back on Mileena and dialing a number.
Mileena stood there and thought for a moment, thinking whether Frost could be trusted or not. She went for the negative side, running to Frost and taking the phone from her hand.
"Bullshit. No, no, no. Liar", Mileena said.
"What are you doing, sister?", Kitana asked.
"She's a liar. She's lying to us, sister. She's lying to us", Mileena replied.
"No, she's not", Kitana said.
"She knows my name. She's acting weird. We can't let her phone anyone, sister", Mileena said.
"You're freaking out, sister. You're paranoid. Give her back the phone", Kitana said, coughing.
"I DON'T TRUST YOU, MA'AM!", Mileena said to Frost.
"You're paranoid", Kitana said to Mileena.
"She's acting weird", Mileena said.
"Frost, I'm sorry, sister", Kitana said.
Frost took a small ashtray and threw at Mileena's head, causing her to scream in pain.
"OW! Jesus!"
"Holy Cock!", Kitana said.
"Fuck you!", Mileena said, running upstairs.
"What are you doing, Frost? She's sorry", Kitana said, right before being slapped and spitted on the face by Frost.
"Oh, Jesus."
Frost took a small handheld vacuum cleaner and started to beat Kitana with it.
"HERPES!", Kitana yelled.
"I don't wanna have to do this", Frost said, knocking Kitana on the ground and beating her.
"Frost, you're crazy, sister", Kitana said painfully.
"You brought the devil into my house", Frost said.
"We're friends", Kitana said.
"I know we are. That's why it sucks", Frost said.
"Are you on meth again?", Kitana asked.
Frost's Bathroom
Mileena ran upstairs and went inside the bathroom, quickly closing the door. She could hear Kitana's cries for help.
"Mileena, she's hurting me!"
Mileena threw the phone in the toilet and flushed it.
"Toilet. Flush."
She ran downstairs to help Kitana.
Downstairs
"What we do in this life echoes in eternity", Frost said, strangling the Edenian Princess and stomping on her groin.
"TRUE! OWW!", Kitana screamed.
Mileena ran at full speed and jumped on Frost's back. Frost tried to get Mileena off her back but failed. She tried to keep her balance but fell backwards on a table along with Mileena, breaking the table behind them.
Frost got up and ran upstairs.
"She's going for the phone to call Sonya", Mileena said, getting up and going after Frost.
Frost's Bathroom
Frost locked the bathroom's door and looked around in search of her phone. She found it in the toilet, taking it and shook it to clear it of the water. She could hear Kitana calling out to her, she and Mileena were trying to open the door.
"Frost, don't do it! Frost!"
"You assholes. You ruined my portable phone", Frost said.
"Teamwork", Kitana said to Mileena.
"Yes", Mileena replied, crashing into the door along with Kitana.
"You're gonna break the door. Are you gonna pay for it?", Frost asked.
In one final shoulder dashing, both sisters completely broke the door and slammed right on Frost. With the force of the door and Mileena supporting it, Frost fell backwards and hit the back of her head on a basin, ripping it out of its place.
"Fuck", Kitana muttered. "Phone."
Kitana picked the phone, threw it in the bathtub and stomped on it until there was nothing but pieces of plastic.
Mileena was using the weight of the door to keep Frost in place. Frost grabbed her hair and pulled it hard.
"OW! Let go! Let go! Let go!"
"What the hell is going on!?", Kitana asked, still stomping on the pieces of plastic.
"I let go, now just get this goddamn door off me!", Frost said.
"Tell us everything, now!", Mileena said, slamming the broken door on Frost.
"Said they were gonna kill me", Frost replied.
"What did you tell Sonya?", Kitana asked.
"She's crushing my vagina. Crushing my vagina", Frost said, trying to lift the door off her.
"Smash them!", Kitana said.
"OW! OW! Fuck! Time out. Time out", Frost said.
"Moment of truce", Kitana said.
"Time in. Fuck you", Frost said, lifting the door off her and running downstairs.
"Cheater!", Kitana said.
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry", Frost said, trying to unlock the main door.
"Frost!", Kitana said, running after her and grabbing her.
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
Kitana hurled Frost across and threw her on a closet, breaking the wooden door. Frost sat there stuck inside the closet, with Kitana giving her several kicks to the stomach and groin.
"Get…."
"Fuck."
"God…. Fuck."
"Take it, motherfucker", said Frost, grabbing Kitana's leg.
"Time out!", Kitana said.
Frost lifted Kitana's leg upwards and caused her to back flip and fall on her front.
"OW! Fuck!"
Mileena crawled her way downstairs and brought out her Sais, trying to hit Frost with them. Frost gave her one kick and a punch, causing her to lose grip of her Sais. She gave her a backhand slap, making her fall on the table.
Frost caught both her legs and spread it open. She formed an ice on her finger and began directing her finger to Mileena's vagina.
"No! No, no, no!", Mileena said, trying to get away.
"Where you going, huh?", Frost asked. "Where do you think you're going, Empress Wiggles? Come on. Get back here."
"Kitana, help me! Help me!", Mileena yelled.
Frost's finger was just an inch away from her vagina.
"She's trying to freeze my ovaries! I'm done with this. Let's talk. Let's try words. Use words!", Mileena said.
Kitana quickly got up and took a bong and hit Frost on the head with it, sending shards of glass to fly everywhere.
Frost lost her grip on Mileena, causing her to fall headfirst into a pot of cocaine.
"You okay, Frost?", Kitana asked, holding a dizzy Frost in her arms, blood was coming out of Frost's forehead.
"I'll get you another bong", Kitana said.
"It's my cat's birthday", Frost said.
"Happy birthday. All right?", Kitana said.
"Thank you. I think there's a package in the mailbox", Frost said dizzily.
Mileena put her head out of the pot and spat out cocaine. She got up and grabbed Frost by her back.
"This ends now!", Mileena said, aiming Frost's head for a wall and hit her head on it. The wall broke clean as if it was made of plastic sheet. Mileena threw Frost's unconscious body on the floor.
"Oh, shit", Kitana said.
"Was that too much?", Mileena asked.
Moments later….
Frost was bound to a wheelchair with duct tapes, she was still unconscious.
"Can't get the edge", Kitana whispered to Mileena. "Wait. Got it. Got it."
She toke another piece of tape and bound Frost's fingers with it.
"Hey, Mileena. Think we're gonna have to kill her? I don't think I'm capable of murder", Kitana said.
"I don't think I am either", Mileena said.
"Maybe we could just convince her to kill herself. Or, just not say anything", Kitana said.
"We need to find out everything she knows, okay?", Mileena said.
Kitana tapped on Frost's head, waking her up. Mileena took a small cactus that was lying on a table and threatened Frost with it.
"Hey, what's up, dudes?", Frost asked.
"What's up? Tell us everything now", Mileena said.
"Talk, Frost", Kitana said.
"Okay. All right. Okay, I'll talk. Sonya Blade, she knows you witnessed the murder. She found your roach. She sent two guys over here, Johnny and Jax. Two big real sons of bitches. They're basically out to kill you guys. And they're gonna kill me too, unless I turn y'all over. So you guys are basically fucked."
"How many cops does she have on her payroll? Tell us", Mileena said.
"Well, there's the woman cop, Cassie", Frost said.
"That's the lady cop", Kitana said.
"I don't know. She could have a bunch. This lady is super well-connected. And she has a really awesome hideout too. It's pretty badass", Frost said.
"Oh, shit", Kitana said.
"What else?", Mileena asked.
"She's at a war right now with the Black Dragon. They're in a drug war right now", Frost replied.
"Dragon? What dragon? The Elder Gods are dragons", Mileena said.
"It's true", Kitana said.
"What dragons?", Mileena asked.
"I don't know. What? Organizations? Or Mafia or…." Frost said.
"Crime lords?", Kitana asked.
"Yeah, little…. Just little criminals. Like, the criminals with the guns and the drugs, and not her friends", Frost replied.
Just then, a bell was rung and someone knocked on the door, calling out to Frost. It was Johnny and Jax.
"Ding-dong", Johnny said.
"Hey, Frost!", Jax called out.
"Oh, shit. Oh, they're here. They're here to kill me", Kitana said.
"Okay, guys, I know I sold y'all out. I've been a bitch and a shitty friend. Kitana, I'm talking to you. Mileena, you're a new friend. I can make it up. Just go out the back porch. I won't say anything. I'll cover for you", Frost said.
"Thanks", Kitana said, running out of the house through the back door with Mileena.
"No sweat", Frost said.
Jax kicked open the front door and entered with Johnny with their guns drawn. They saw Frost bound to a wheelchair.
"It was Mileena Hasashi. Mileena Hasashi and Kitana. They're on the back porch. You can catch them if you hurry. Go, go, go", Frost said.
At the back of the house….
"Hey. In here", Kitana said, jumping inside a dumpster.
"I've gotta get to a police station. Come on", Mileena said.
"We should hide", Kitana said.
"Why? Look, if Frost tells Sonya's guys about my name…. then they tell the police, so I gotta get to the police first and tell them that one of them went rogue, and then they'll turn against Sonya and we'll win. Let's go", Mileena said.
"No. I think we should stay", Kitana said.
"Why?", Mileena asked.
"I'm in the dumpster already", Kitana replied.
"Well, then, get out. Come on, you're already dirty", Mileena said.
Kitana got out of the dumpster and she and Mileena went for the nearest police station.
Frost's House
Johnny went to the back to the house and checked outside for Mileena and Kitana. Nothing. Disappointed, he went back inside and saw Jax sitting next to Frost, who was still duct-taped to the wheelchair. Jax was on the phone talking to Sonya.
"They're gone", Johnny said.
"Well, find out what she knows", Sonya said.
"Frost, it's your last chance, woman. You gonna give us something we can use?", Jax asked, holding out his phone so that Sonya could hear Frost.
"Jackson, you gotta be kidding me. I mean what more do you want? I told you that the woman's name is Mileena Hasashi. She's obviously working with Kitana Liang. They came in here, busted my house to shit. They kicked the hell out of me…. Duct-taped me to my Grandmaster's wheelchair. What more do you want? Want me to read your horoscope?", Frost said.
"You hear that, Sonya?", Jax said, talking through the phone.
"Ask if either of them were Black Dragon", Sonya said.
"What did they look like?", Jax asked Frost.
"They were white people, pale in color. Mileena had these teeth and she looked like a Vampiress, and she had these red markings on her arms", Frost replied.
"What about Kitana?", Jax asked.
"Kitana was a revenant, had orange eyes and had glowing veins all over her body. But I don't judge people based on things like that", Frost replied. "Obviously. We're friends."
"Mm-mm. Sonya, you hear her?", Jax asked.
"Mileena Hasashi: Not a Black Dragon. All right. Kill Frost", Sonya said, ending the call.
"Damn", Jax whispered to himself.
"Listen, I would appreciate it if both y'all would take your shoes off. This is brand-new carpet. You're tracking mud in here. Jax, you got British Knights on. I ain't seen anybody wear them since 1987", Frost said.
Jax shot Frost in the stomach, blood pouring out of the wound.
"What the hell are you doing?", Johnny asked.
"Sonya told me to kill her", Jax replied.
"Well, how about a little fucking discretion here?", Johnny asked.
"See? See? See, right there. You see that? You catch it?", Jax asked.
"See what?", Johnny asked.
"You used to not give a fuck about discretion. I seen you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seen it. You was ruthless. You was ruthless, man", Jax replied.
"What the fuck, man? You shot me in the stomach. I'm gonna die now probably. I had you all over here for dinner. Fish tacos. This is how you do me?", Frost asked.
Johnny rolled his eyes and then shot Frost. Both he and Jax watched her bleed. Frost eventually died of blood loss.
Sonya's House
"So, what did Johnny and Jax say?", Cassie asked Sonya.
"I don't know. Uh, there's this lady, Kitana…. Liang, selling weeds or works with some woman, Mileena Hasashi. That's all he said, that's all he got of her", Sonya replied.
"Do you think she has anything to do with the guy that we shot?", Cassie asked.
Sonya shook her head.
"Well, did she say anything else?"
"Kitana mentioned something about "going to the casino", Sonya replied. "Weird."
"Going to the casino"? The Black Dragon own the casino, mom", Cassie said.
"I need another beer", Sonya said.
"She's gotta be working for them", Cassie said. "Maybe after we popped that guy, they hired this outside girl, Mileena…. What's her name? Hasashi? To finish the job."
"Maybe", Sonya said.
"Maybe. Well, I'll be back in an hour. I'll have everything there is to know about this Mileena Hasashi. Who she's screwing, who's her mother, everything", Cassie said.
Outside the house, unknown to anyone, the Black Dragon spies were eavesdropping on the conversation, collecting the information they needed to know.
Meanwhile back at the Street….
"Wait. Where are we going?", Kitana asked.
"I gotta…. I gotta get to the police. I have to tell them", Mileena replied.
"What about Khameleon? Don't you think they'll go after her?", Kitana asked.
"I don't know. We should get out of the middle of the road. Come on", Mileena said.
Both of them ran to the nearest police station. Nearest…. Which took about 5 hours to reach.
Night
9:00 P.M.
"Okay. This is it", Mileena said.
"All right. Let's do this", Kitana said.
"No, no, no. I'm going alone", Mileena said.
"I wanna go inside", Kitana said.
"You'll get inside later, sister. Look. Look, I need you to stay out here. Keep guard, okay?", Mileena said. "It's important. Watch my back."
"Okay", Kitana said.
"Thanks."
"All right. Just be yourself. I'll keep guard."
Mileena opened the front door of the police station and went in. Inside, she saw that it was empty, no one was there, and not even a sound was heard. She advanced more, until she saw a seemingly old police sergeant and a rookie sitting on a table.
"Can I help you, ma'am?", the rookie asked.
"Just one sec", Mileena said, breathing heavily.
"Sit. Please", the sergeant said, offering her a seat.
"What the hell happened to you?", the sergeant asked, looking at her bruises.
"Nothing", Mileena replied.
"You're all dirty and bleeding", the sergeant said.
"You have scratches on your forehead", the rookie said.
"Dude, you smell like shit", the sergeant said. "What happened to you, ma'am?"
"I was in the woods", Mileena said.
"In the woods?", the rookie asked.
"Yeah. Isn't that weird?", Mileena said. "I was…. I was in the woods."
"What were you doing?", the sergeant asked.
"I bird-watch. I don't. No, I don't. Look, I'm gonna come clean. I witnessed a murder, okay? I saw someone murder someone else…. And I think they've been following me. They could come here."
"Don't worry, ma'am. We, the police, can handle it."
"I have to tell you that the police were the murderers."
"The police were the murderers"? What do you think we do all day, ma'am? Just sit there and eat a pack of fucking donuts?"
"Maybe."
"You better get out of here or I'm gonna…."
"No. Don't let him "gonna." No, don't wanna. Look, you guys have to help me get the F out of this trouble."
The sergeant slammed his hand on the table and got up.
"Are you high?", he asked Mileena.
"What? No. I'm not high. Why….?"
"You are high as a fucking kite!", the rookie said.
"I'm not high."
"I'm coming back in a minute. You know what I'm coming back with? I'm coming back with a gun. You better be out of here. I'm not fucking with you", the sergeant said.
"Your gun? His gun? Why do you….? Don't get a gun. Why would he bear arms?", Mileena asked.
Outside
Kitana sat beside a trash can eating a fruit roll. She saw a car stopping in front of the police station. It was Johnny and Jax. She freaked out and ran back to the station. Before getting on action, Jax wanted to say something to Johnny.
"I just want you to know, I always got your back. And I'm glad we're partners. This is so exciting."
Inside
"Who is after you?", the rookie asked Mileena.
"They're Special Forces and they're drug dealers. I have reason to believe that they're drug dealers."
"What are you talking about? You're out of your mind."
"I know it sounds crazy."
Kitana entered quickly and ran to Mileena.
"Mileena! Mileena! Mileena! It's happening. I was eating a Fruit Roll…."
Kitana was stabbed in the shoulder by the rookie.
"Why'd you do that?", Mileena asked, trying to bring the knife out of her sister's shoulder.
"She's one of the drug dealers!", the rookie replied.
"She's my pot dealer."
"She's your pot dealer?"
"I got it", Mileena said, bringing the knife out of Kitana's shoulder. "Gross. Are you okay?"
"Ma'am, who is this?"
"She's my…. Oh, shit. Get down."
The sergeant came back with a rifle and tried to shoot Mileena but missed. He shot again, nearly hitting her leg.
Outside
"What was that?", Jax asked Johnny.
"That was a gunshot."
Johnny cocked his gun and he and Jax went inside the station.
Inside
"Stop it! Stop! Stop! She's with me", Mileena said, trying to convince the sergeant.
"I'm the good drug dealer", Kitana said.
"Put the gun down!", Mileena said. "Put down the gun."
"You assholes do exactly what I say…. Or I will take you outside and fuck you in the streets!"
"No, don't do that", Kitana said.
"Don't fuck us anywhere", Mileena said.
The lobby
Johnny and Jax entered the police and found it empty, they must have got out. Johnny noticed Jax was without his gun.
"Where's your gun?"
"I don't need it. Kill motherfuckers with my hand."
"Get out your goddamn gun. You're making me uncomfortable."
Jax brought out his gun and Johnny signaled him to sweep the other side of the station.
"Anybody out there?", Jax said.
"Keep it down. They don't know we're here", Johnny said.
"Fucking hide-and-seek."
"I found a bloody knife. It's fucking freaky, man. They could still be here. Did you check the rest of the station?"
"I'm about to check that bathroom, I know that much."
Both of them advanced through the station until they saw Mileena and Kitana. Jax aimed his gun as soon as he saw them.
"Hasashi!"
"Oh, fuck! Get down!", Mileena said, hiding underneath the table.
The rookie brought out his gun and tried to shoot Jax, but missed. Jax shot him right through the head, killing him.
The sergeant was horrified to see his recruit getting killed in cold-blood right in front of his eyes. Enraged, he aimed his rifle at Jax.
"YOU DUMP MOTHERFUCKERS! YOU KILLED MY FUCKING RECRUIT!"
He shot his rifle at Jax, but it missed. Johnny ducked Jax down.
"This one's a tough motherfucker."
"Not so tough for me."
Jax shot the sergeant in both of his kneecaps and one to his head, causing blood to spill out of his head. The sergeant fell on the ground with a thud. Jax went near him and stomped on his bloodied head, crushing his skull until there was just a pile of brains and gore.
Johnny looked around the station and saw no one was there. Mileena and Kitana had escaped.
The Streets
"Come on, Kitana. Come on. Come on. Come on. Yes. We made it. We've escaped them. We're safe now. We made it."
"Well, we got away…. Just for a short time."
"Where do we go now?"
"I don't know…. Maybe let's climb a tree or some shit."
"What about the casino? We can go there."
"No. Let's keep them away from Khameleon as much as possible."
Mileena sighed.
"I wish mom was here to save us."
Outworld
Sindel sat in the throne room resting her chin on her hand. She was thinking about Mileena, she hasn't answered her calls, not a single one of them. She tried calling Kitana…. Same thing. They might have turned off their phones, or someone has smashed them. She couldn't help but think they might be in danger. She remembered Kitana's words, "Mom's before ho's". Yeah, she will go to Earthrealm and see what is going on.
Scorpion and Sub-Zero entered the throne room and saw Sindel sitting by the throne, all worried and shit.
"Hi, Queen. Are you OK?", Scorpion asked.
"I'm fine. Just…. Thinking."
"Let me guess…. Mileena."
"Exactly."
"Don't worry, Sindy. She can take care of herself."
"I don't think so. She hasn't answered to any of my calls."
"Maybe she just turned off her phone."
"Yeah, maybe. But I'm feeling like there's something wrong."
"Like what?"
"Well, what if…. The earthrealmers did something to them."
"Earthrealmers? Are you fucking with me? No, those humans can't do shit. I've seen it. I saw one earthrealmer trying to fight with Reptile and ended up getting his cock melted."
"Well, what about the Special Forces? Don't you think they have some motherfucking guts to go against them?"
"You know what? Call Sonya. She'll tell you what they're doing."
Sindel brought out her iPhone and called Sonya.
"Hello?", Sonya said.
"Hi, General Blade."
"Sindel, what a surprise. What can I do for you?"
"Well, Sonya, my friend, let me tell you. You know, we both know, my daughters are living in your realm and you told me that you would protect them with your life."
"What was the name of your daughters again?"
"Mileena, the younger one, and Kitana, the elder one."
"Hmm, okay, what's the problem?"
"The problem, well, the fucking problem is that they aren't answering my calls, that's the problem. So how about you do me a favor and see if they're OK or not."
"I can't do it."
"Why not?"
"Your daughters are a big pain in the ass for me."
"They're good girls. You should know them better."
"I believe I already do, Sindel."
"I'm glad you said that."
"That's not what I meant."
"What do you mean?"
"Your daughters are going to di…. You know what? You don't even need to know."
"Are you going to kill my daughters?"
"Maybe."
"You better not do it or I'm gonna…."
"Do what? You're clearly in Outworld, your lovely girls are in Earthrealm. They're long dead before you even get there. Too bad, so sad."
"All right, you listen to me, Sonya, YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER! IT IS ON! I'M COMING AT YOU WITH EVERYTHING I'VE GOT! IT'S ON, SO YOU BETTER GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS…. AND BE READY FOR EVERYTHING! YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD!"
Sindel ended the call.
"Goddammit, Sindel. Now she's really going to kill them", Scorpion said.
"GOD-DAMMIT!", Sindel yelled, sitting on the ground and dug her face onto her knees crying.
Scorpion sat beside her and comforted her, putting his arms around her and bringing her closer to him.
"So now what?", Sub-Zero asked.
"Now…. I'm going to save them", Sindel replied.
"But Sonya clearly said…."
"I'll get there before she lays a finger on them."
"Killing Sonya would piss Earthrealm off, Sindel", Scorpion said.
"Such things are not of my concern. The only thing that's important to me is my daughters' safety. They need me, Scorpion."
"Are you going there alone?"
"If I have to."
"We're coming with you."
"No. If that bitch knew we are coming, she would kill them sooner. I'm going alone, you guys come later."
"Very well."
Sindel wiped the tears off her cheeks and got up, along with Scorpion. She smiled at him and put her hand on his face and kissed him right before going to Earthrealm.
Earthrealm
Night
1:00 A.M.
Mileena and Kitana have escaped from Sonya's two most strong, dump motherfuckers. They weren't sure if they could handle this anymore. Mileena was anxious about her own fate, would she survive another day? She couldn't tell. Kitana, on the other hand, was still not giving a fuck about the situation they're in. After getting stomped on the vagina, stabbed in the shoulder and almost getting nearly shot, she still didn't care at all. Both of them, meanwhile, were sitting on top of a tree branch.
"I gotta say, I've had, like, a lot of weed dealers in my day. You're the coolest I've ever had. They were all dicks", Mileena said.
"Really?", Kitana asked.
"Yeah."
"Thanks, sister."
"No problem."
"I really appreciate it. That means a lot to me. It's, like, you're the first one that I ever sold to that I became friends with. They say, like, "Don't dip the pen in company ink." I'm totally glad I dipped in your ink, sis."
"Yeah."
There was a short moment of them just sitting there and smiling at each other. Mileena spoke first.
"So, we should get out of town. That's probably our next move. Just get on a bus and leave, right? Get bus tickets. Go to the next town. Contact some police."
"You know what I was saying? Like, I'm totally…."
"You're glad you dipped your pen in my ink. But we should go; we should get bus tickets and leave, right?"
"What?"
"Get on the bus? Leave? Buy bus tickets?"
"I only have, like, 50 bucks. I don't think that'll even buy one ticket."
"What about your sack?"
"I don't have a sack. I'm a female. I have ovaries."
"No. That's unfortunate, but that's not what I'm talking about. I mean, like, the sack of weed. Couldn't we just, like, sell some weed…. Get some cash and buy bus tickets?"
"That would be a bad idea. If we sell weeds, we might attract the attention of MORE police, you know what I'm saying?"
"Absolutely."
"What about your 78 dollars? We would have a total of 128 bucks. How about that?"
"Great."
"We would buy some foods and drinks."
"Of course, sister. That's what you do."
"That's what I do. Fucking A."
Noon
2:00 P.M.
Mileena sat in an alley waiting for Kitana to bring them some snacks, drinks and bus tickets. She was currently smoking a roach, her eyes as red as a devil's dick. Suddenly a police cruiser drove through the alley and a police woman stepped out of the car. She threatened Mileena with a taser.
"Don't move. Don't you move. This shit hurts. Don't move. What's in your hand? What's in your hand?"
"It's a weed. It's a joint. It's a roach. I'm sorry."
"Come here, right here."
"Uh, I was just smoking…."
"What's in your hand?", the officer asked, throwing the roach from Mileena's hand and stomping on it.
"I thought it was decriminalized, to be honest with you. I have horrible anorexia, and it helps my appetite. I'm so sorry."
"Look, smoking narcotics is not decriminalized", the officer said, handcuffing Mileena.
"Okay. I understand that."
"I'm a police officer. And police officers are supposed to stop people from smoking weeds. You're busted."
She directed her towards the hood of the cruiser and forcefully put her head on it.
Kitana came from the other end of the alley with two plastic bottles of red juice in her hands and saw from afar all this and sweared to herself. She hid behind a wall, preparing for a surprise attack.
"On the hood. On the hood", the officer said.
"Okay, okay. I'm on the hood", Mileena said.
She touched one of her buttocks, catching her by surprise.
"Whoa, come on!"
"Stand still. Stand still."
"Okay, I'm still. I'm sorry. I'm still."
The officer took Mileena's I.D. card from her pocket located on her hip and entered her car.
"You better hope it's clean. Better hope ain't shit on this record. I'm gonna put my foot up in your ass", the officer said.
She entered her name on a laptop inside her car and got the data about her. She looked at the picture of her, having a cute face and wearing a veil. The officer was kind of admired at the picture.
"Oh, sexy with a veil."
Her short-lived admiration ended when she saw Mileena's criminal record; hit-and-run.
She took her walkie-talkie and called any available officer out there.
"This is Officer Barbara. Requesting an update on fugitive Mileena Hasashi. I repeat, requesting update on Mileena Hasashi. I have the fugitive in custody."
This call reached Cassie's radio and she responded.
"425, 425, what's your location?"
Back at the alley….
Mileena was laying her head down on the hood waiting for the officer to tell her about her crime. She saw her getting behind her.
"You going down", the officer said.
"What? What do you mean….? Why am I going down? What did that thing tell you?"
She pulled her hair hard and got her head off the hood.
"OW! What are you doing?", Mileena asked.
"What did I tell you? What did I tell you?"
"I wasn't doing things. Why do you hate me so much? What did that thing say?"
"Hit-and-run, Mrs. Hasashi. Hit-and-run."
"Shit."
"Two parked cars, two nights ago. One of them was actually a police cruiser."
"Oh no."
"You gotta be the dumbest motherfucker in captivity", the officer said, making her sit in the backseat of the car.
Kitana saw Mileena being taken in captivity, she better do something or this would be over.
"So you're telling me you saw Sonya Blade…. And a police officer shoot somebody?", the officer asked Mileena.
"That's exactly what I'm telling you. Do you believe me?"
"And you saw it?"
"Yes, do you believe me?"
"I don't know. Give me a minute. It was a woman or a man?"
"It was a policewoman. It was a woman."
"Oh, I think I know who that bitch was."
"YES! I will identify that bitch."
The officer soon started her car and began driving down the alley, all while turning back and talking to Mileena.
"Thank you so much for believing me, ma'am. Thank you so much", Mileena said.
"Well, I'll tell you this; when I'll get to the bottom of this. I'll take this badge off, get to the bottom of it. I don't work for the law. The law works for me. I promise you, I been smelling something in this department for a long time…."
"Keep your eyes on the road."
"And I'm gonna get to the bottom of this shit."
Kitana jumped in front of the car and held out the two bottles in her hand. The police officer accidently hit her and sent her to fly in the air and saw a red liquid splatter on the windshield. Kitana fell on the ground with a thud.
"SON OF A BITCH!", the police officer exclaimed.
"Oh, no. What the hell was that? What is that?", Mileena asked.
She parked her car and got out to check the windshield. Kitana crawled around the back of the vehicle and jumped into the driver's seat.
"No, no, no. What are you doing?", Mileena asked.
"I'm saving you, amigo! Don't worry."
Kitana slammed the car into reverse and drove backwards up the alley. The officer drew her gun and aimed at the car.
"Freeze, goddamn it! Don't you even think about it!"
"Stop this car!", Mileena said.
"This is an old-fashioned escape mission, buddy", Kitana said.
On the other end of the alley, Cassie whipped her car into the alley and crashed into the rear of their car. Mileena established an eye contact with her and recognized her.
"Oh, shit! It's the lady cop. That's the murderer! Go!"
"What?", Kitana asked, speeding down the alley.
"That's the lady cop!"
"Then who's that?"
"I don't know. They're shooting!"
The police officer fired two shots into the windshield. Kitana accelerated and drove the car in the busy streets. Cassie was hot on their tail. Kitana did a 90 degree curve and sped down the road. She couldn't see shit because of the splattered juice on the windshield.
"Shit! I can't see! The Slushee!"
"Turn on the wipers!", Mileena said.
"It's not working!"
"Well, kick out the window! Isn't that what they do?"
"I don't know! How do you drive with one foot?"
"I don't know!"
Kitana, with great effort, kept one foot on the pedals and, with all her Edenian might, kicked her other leg through the front window. Her leg punched through the glass, but she can't pull it back.
"OW! Fuck! I think I pulled my groin!"
"Get your foot out of there!"
Cassie didn't lose her focus on them and she was right at the back of them.
"She's gaining on us. She's behind us", Mileena said hysterically.
"Her car's better", Kitana said.
"Get your leg out of there. Seriously."
"I can't."
"Put it into maximum overdrive!"
Kitana yanks at her leg and managed to wriggle it out of the hole. She began to accelerate and realized she can see where she's going through the hole.
She bumps over the curb and cuts through a large park.
"Danger! Danger! Trees! Tree, tree! Squirrel!", Mileena said.
"Hey, I can see through my leg hole."
"Nice! Look out! Tree, tree, tree!"
"All right! Look out!"
"Oh shit!"
Kitana drove the car over a small hill and the car flew in the air. They started screaming. The car landed heavily and an airbag shot out of the steering wheel, hitting Kitana in the face. She managed to get it out of her face.
"I'm scared, Kitana. I'm scared."
"Don't worry. I'm handling this."
"Well, do something."
"All right, hold on. I got an idea."
Kitana slammed on the brakes. Cassie saw Kitana screeching to a halt and slammed on her brakes. She grunted and whipped out her gun. Both cars came to a full stop beside one another.
"Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Go! Go! Go! Go!", Mileena said, ducking down.
Cassie opened fire. Bullets ripped through the stolen cruiser and hit a pedestrian in the shoulder.
"SORRY!"
Kitana hits the gas and the bullet riddled car takes off. Cassie followed.
"What the fuck was that?", Mileena asked.
"Fuck. Shit. I'm sorry. I thought she'd just go past."
"Why?"
"I don't know."
Cassie flies into the intersection on a collision course with Kitana and Mileena. A car drove in front of her; she turned and ends up crashing into a parked car.
"Oh, my", Mileena said.
"Wow."
As Mileena and Kitana speed off, Cassie emerges from the wreckage, a look of anger in her eyes.
Quiet Residential Street
The stolen cruiser screeches to a halt and Kitana hops out.
"Yes! Yes! We made it! All right", Mileena said, still handcuffed at the backseat of the car.
"Let's get the fuck out of here", Kitana said, running up the block at top speed, forgetting about Mileena.
"You forgot me, you idiot! Come back! You dumb fucking fuck! Come back! Kitana!"
Moments later, Kitana came back.
"Sorry, sister."
"Thank you."
She opened the door and Mileena flopped out of the car and onto the ground.
"Let's go", Kitana said.
"Wait. Get the handcuff keys, you idiot."
Sonya's House
"As soon as we kill those sacks of shit tonight, mom…. I'm moving on", Cassie said, having bandages over her hands and forehead.
"Okay. All right. And I promise you, you're gonna be taken care of", Sonya said.
"As sure as shit you will."
"For now, this is what we're gonna do. We're gonna go to the farm tonight, we're gonna destroy the weeds. Then first thing tomorrow morning, we're gonna take these guys down. Mileena, Kitana, the Black Dragon. Every last one of them. We're gonna fucking kill them all. So smile."
"Shut up."
"Say something in Spanish. Go ahead. I dare you. Go ahead."
Pay Phone
Kitana is on the phone, talking with Khameleon. Mileena was standing outside the booth, waiting for her.
"All right. Are you using protection? Good. What? Really? HA! What a douche bag. You lost it playing Bid Whist? You pimp. No, I'll give you more, but you cannot gamble with it. I know, I'm sorry about the clocks. I couldn't remember if it was today or tomorrow. All right, I gotta go. I love you. You wise-ass."
Kitana hangs up and exits the phone booth.
"Hey, you all right, Mileena? You sound pretty hectic."
"I'm okay. Let's just get the fuck out of here."
"All right. First things first."
Kitana put some snuff on her finger and sniffed it up her nose. Mileena looked on with disgust.
"Don't do that, okay?"
"Yeah. Why not?", Kitana asked, looking around to see if anyone is looking.
"Why not? Car chase, gunshots. That clearly just happened…. Because we were smoking marijuana."
"No, Mileena. It happened because you were about to get your ass to prison."
"In case you haven't noticed…. Which you haven't. From what I can tell, you don't notice anything ever. We are not very functional when we're high. Which is all the fucking time."
"Well, I don't know, sister. I think I'm functioning right now. I was, like, stoned when I saved you with those Slushees. What do you gotta say to that, sister?"
"Well, that would be true if you had saved me. But you didn't save me. She was gonna help, you made things worse. Now, we're wanted for all sorts of fucking crazy shit."
"Don't fucking get on my case, all right? Look, only reason I started selling pot…. Is so I could build a nice retirement home and make mother proud."
"Oh yeah, she must be proud of you for that."
"She is really proud of me. I'm gonna become something. As soon as she dies, I'm gonna become a civil engineer. I'm gonna design septic tanks for playgrounds. Little kids can take shits. You idiot. What the hell do you do?"
"What am I gonna do? Besides staying in my home…. For fear that you've designed some object I'm around? I'm gonna be on the radio, talking about life. Giving lessons about life."
"Put me in my place. I'm gonna be designing buildings and what's she gonna be doing? Boring people to death on the radio."
"You are an asshole. That's all you are. You're an asshole."
"I'm not an asshole."
"You are an asshole."
"No. You know what? I'm…. I feel pretty…. Pretty sure that I'm not an asshole. I'm, like, a totally nice woman."
"I'm just as nice as you are. So don't you bring that out. When we were in the woods, I gave you my heat. You were cold and I clothed you."
"How about in the park when I said that you were my sister? You didn't say anything back."
"Well, that's easy. It's because we're not sisters. You never took me in for a sister, even though we both came from the same womb."
"What about you? When you found out that Hanzo fucked mommy, you freaked out and I calmed you. You didn't say anything."
"That's because I couldn't see anything good inside you to thank you for. From now on, you are my drug dealer. There's one reason we will know each other. I like the drugs you sell. That's it. If you didn't sell those drugs, I would have no idea what you were doing…. And I would be fantastic right now. Instead of looking like this. That sounded mean. Just hearing it sounded mean. I didn't mean to say…."
"It's out, bro. Monkey's out of the bottle, man."
"What?"
"Yeah."
"That's not even an expression."
"Pandora doesn't go back in the box. He only comes out."
"I'm sorry, Kitana. Look…. What are you doing?"
Kitana took some money from her wallet and threw it at Mileena's face.
"Here. Have a nice last meal."
"Come on. Don't do that."
"Why don't you supersize it, bitch?"
Kitana began walking away.
"I'm sorry, Kitana. Look, come back. I didn't mean that."
"You are not my sister, Mileena…. You are a monstrosity."
Kitana walks off, leaving a sad Mileena on her own.
Pay Phone
Mileena went to a phone booth and searched through the contact book for Khameleon's name.
"Khameleon. Khameleon. There you are, I'm coming right at you."
Casino
Johnny and Jax were sent to the casino to ask Khameleon about Kitana. She just offered them a seat and played Dominos with them.
"Do you use the pool over here?", Jax asked.
"Yes, I use the pool. Come on, what do you want from me?"
"Kitana. We need you to get on the phone with your best friend….", Johnny said.
"What are you talking about, my best friend?"
"Is that Yiddish?"
"Yes. Yes, it is."
"May I call you Khameleon?"
"You can call me Khameleon, but I'm gonna call you shit."
Kitana casually walked in, not noticing Jax or Johnny.
"Khameleon. Hey guys."
As soon as she saw them, she began to run for it. Johnny and Jax cornered her. She took a coffee pot and tried to hit Johnny with it, he ducked; instead she hit Jax in the face, burning it with hot coffee. Kitana tried to run out of the casino but Johnny caught her by her shoulder and punched his green glowing fist onto her face, knocking her unconscious. Jax laid down on the floor and cried like a baby, clutching his burned face.
Moments later...
Mileena walks into the casino and saw a group of people comforting a crying female raptor. She walks over to her and put her hand on her shoulder.
"Khameleon? What happened?"
Khameleon raised her head and looked at her.
"Kitana…. They got Kitana."
"Who?"
"Two sons of bitches."
"How did they look like?"
"One of them was very tall and sloppy. And the other guy, he was very good-looking…. But he was short as shit."
"I think I know who they are."
"Mileena…."
"Khameleon. I wouldn't worry; Kitana's going to be fine."
Mileena walks off, determined.
"Wait. Where are you going?", Khameleon asked.
"To get my sister."
Mileena walks out of the casino, going after Kitana. But first she needs to be armed and ready. She went for her Sais, but noticed she doesn't have them. She remembered dropping it in Frost's house, letting out a sigh; she walked her long way to Frost's.
Frost's House
"Hello? Frost?"
Mileena entered Frost's house and saw the cryomancer's dead and bloodied body bound to a wheelchair, her eyes wide open. She searched for her Sais and found them on the same spot she dropped them. She picked them up and secured it on her back. She noticed some documents lying on the table and picked it up and went through it. It was about a secret underground facility for drug testing. Assuming this is where Kitana is being kept; she dropped the documents and went near Frost's corpse.
"Thank you, Frost."
She closed the corpse's eyes out of mercy and took Frost's car and drove for this facility.
Barn, Farm
Kitana woke up to find herself locked in the back of a van and had a lollipop in her mouth. She didn't know where she was or what was going on, but she seemed to enjoy the sweet taste of the lollipop. Suddenly the backdoor of the van opened and a man wearing sunglasses stood before her. Although he was wearing glasses, she could see the anger in his eyes.
"You sack of shit. Do you even know what a big pain in the ass you've been?", Johnny said, grabbing Kitana by her arms and dragging her out of the van.
"No, man. I don't wanna get out."
"Who gave you that lollipop? Let's go."
Johnny took the lollipop out from her mouth and dragged her from the van. She looked around to see Kurtis Stryker and Erron Black and some Special Forces soldiers looking at her with hatred.
"Where am I? What? You guys started it, man. I don't even wanna be here."
Jax emerged from a hole in the ground and looked at Kitana with extreme anger. She looked at his burned face and somewhat got amused.
"Shit. Did I do that?"
Jax advanced towards Kitana and punched her in the groin with his purple glowing cybernetic arms. Kitana screamed in pain. Jax was held back by Johnny.
"Hey, hey. All right, okay."
"Fuck you, Princess!", Jax yelled.
"Stand back", Johnny said.
"What?"
"Sonya wants her alive."
"Why you holding me back?"
"Sonya wants her alive, okay?"
"I should be kicking her fucking teeth in."
"If anybody's gonna beat her up, it's gonna be Sonya."
"I look like Hamburglar. And the Elephant Man."
"Like someone fucked you up with a coffee pot, man", Kitana said, being held back by Erron Black.
Jax was about to beat her again, but Johnny calmed him down.
"Professional. Professional", Johnny said.
"Professional on my vagina, bitch", Kitana said.
"Whatever, man. Where were you?", Jax asked Johnny.
"I was there."
"Supposed to be my partner."
"I was there."
"No, you weren't there. How did this happen then? I take the hit? That's how it's gonna be?"
"Fuck all this, you know? Get her out of here. Take her downstairs. Get this asshole out of my sight."
Jax drew his gun and ordered Erron to take her down the hole.
"I don't wanna go near this guy", Kitana said. "What's down there? Fucking rancor?"
Jax looked at Johnny with disappointment in his eyes.
"I might act tough…. But I got a lot of feelings. And you hurt damn near every one of them. This ain't over."
Jax grabbed Kitana and forced her to go down the hole.
"You know you gonna die, right?"
"Yeah."
"I'm gonna kill the fuck out of you. I hope you enjoy these last 17 minutes of your life…. Because when Sonya gets here, she's gonna be like: "Kill that motherfucker." I'm gonna kill your motherfucking ass. Watch your head."
Kitana is led down the ladder. As they reach the end, her eyes go wide. She entered the same massive metal room that the Special Forces used 10 years ago…. Only now it is rather worn down, and filled with hundreds of huge marijuana plants.
"Oh, my God. El Dorado", Kitana said. "The legends are true. Look at all this weed, man."
Jax ushers Kitana through the dense forest of weed. She was caught by the smell of it.
"What's that? Purple Granddaddy?", Kitana asked.
"Come on."
"Purple Nurple. OG Kush? OG Kush. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. What kind of irrigation….?"
"Shut the fuck up and keep moving."
"Can I touch it?"
"Come here."
They arrive at that same testing room and Jax opens the door and shoved Kitana inside it and shuts it.
8 hours later….
Mileena arrived at the outside of the barn and got out of the car. She looked at the barn and took a deep breath and brought out her Sais.
"Sonya Blade messed with the wrong melon farmer."
She advanced towards the barn and sneaked in. She could hear a conversation between the soldiers.
"Cassie, she's cool now. She used to be a little crazy, man. She used to throw tickle parties", Jax said.
"Sounds like home-cooking to me", Erron said.
"That was fun."
Mileena jumped behind Stryker and put a Sai behind his head.
"Game over, motherfuckers! Everybody freeze!"
Jax, Erron, Johnny and three more Special Forces soldiers surrounded her and aimed their gun at her. She held her grip tightly on Stryker.
"Tell me where my sister is or this guy gets it!"
"All right, everyone be cool, man. Be cool", Jax said. "Put your guns down. Nobody shoots."
"Put them down. On the ground", Mileena said.
"All right, everybody just chill."
Johnny shot Kurtis in the heart and he clutched his wound and looked at him with confusion before falling on the ground dead. Mileena looked on with fear at the sight of the SWAT officer dying in front of her.
"Oh, my God! Oh, my God! You shot him."
"Put the Sais down. Drop the fucking Sais", Johnny said, aiming his gun at her.
"Okay! Okay! Don't shoot me! Holy shit."
Two soldiers grabbed her by her arms.
"I said, nobody shoot. You shot Kurtis", Jax said.
"That's right. I shot him. I shot him. I shot him. I don't have time for a fucking negotiation. Now, I wanna finish this shit off so I can go home…. And have dinner with my wife for once. If anybody asks, Hasashi killed Kurtis. End of story."
"I'm telling Sonya."
"If you do…."
"She's got a piece", one the soldiers said, taking a Sai from Mileena's back. "Motherfucker."
"Okay, I'm sorry."
"She's got another one, right in the side."
"Damn it. OK, I got one more on my leg. There's one more. I know you'll find it. Just take it. Just take it. I'm sorry, guys. Sorry I deceived you. No. Come on."
Underground
Kitana sat in the testing room with her hands bound and a look of complete defeat. Suddenly, the door opened and Mileena is tossed in by Jax.
"Oh, great", Kitana said in disappointment.
"Kitana."
"Mileena."
"Yes."
"What did you do, rat me out? Is that what you did, you shitty bastard?"
"No, Kitana."
"Yes."
"I'm here to save you."
"No. You just got caught too. And I'm gonna die in here with some asshole."
"Okay. You know what? I deserved that. I'll take that because I have been an asshole, Kitana. This whole thing is my fault. I ruined your life. Okay? And I know there's no way…. To make that up to you except by saving your life. So that's what I came here to do. I'm here to save my best sister. Because that's what you are. You're my best sister."
"You're a mean jerk."
"I was mean. I was mean because, I think I didn't…. I didn't want you to be my best sister. I didn't wanna think that that's what my life was. Now I realize I'm lucky to have you as my sister. You're the best woman I know."
"BFSF?"
"Best Fucking Sisters Forever, Kitana. Seriously."
Kitana smiled and got up and went near Mileena and put her head on her shoulder.
"Come here. Give me a hug."
"Okay. Thanks, sister. I'm so sorry about everything. Oh, I'm such a dick."
They broke the hug and looked at each other.
"Okay. I'm gonna get us out of here", Mileena said.
"No, you're not, but it's okay."
"Seriously. These guys are gonna fucking kill us. We gotta get out of here."
"I know. They are."
"Why do we have…."
Jax suddenly opened the door, catching Mileena by surprise. She stood by Kitana's side, looking nervously at Jax.
"Fuck, woman. We can hear you outside and it's very fucking annoying, all right?", Jax said.
"Okay. Sorry about that, sir", Mileena said.
"Shut the fuck up. Do you know what "shut the fuck up" mean?"
"I do."
"Shit. Stupid Edenian Motherfuckers."
Jax closed the door, leaving Mileena to continue with her plan.
"Yes. Okay. I got an idea. I got an idea. My teeth. My sharp teeth. Let me tear those cloths."
She bent down and began tearing the wrist bounds on Kitana's hand.
Barn
The barn door slid open and Sonya and Cassie walked in.
"Where are these fuckers?", Sonya asked Johnny.
"We got them downstairs."
"Where did you find them?", Cassie asked.
"Found Kitana at the casino. She fucked up Jackson's face. Hit him with a pot of hot coffee. It's gross. Mileena Hasashi comes flying in here like a madwoman…. Armed to the teeth, and, as you can see, she shot Kurtis. Plugged him, just whacked him. Now they're both disarmed and they're downstairs."
Sonya looked at Kurtis' dead body.
"She shot Kurtis? Fucking Kurtis? He was ex-OIA."
"Who the fuck is this Mileena Hasashi?", Cassie asked Johnny.
"Who is she? Where did she come from? I do not know."
Outside
Six Black Dragon mercenaries laid on their stomachs in the tree line and armed with machine guns. One of them, the Black Dragon leader, Kano, stares at the barn through his red plated eye. He does some hand signals to his men. He holds up a flashlight and flashes three times. From the opposing side of the barn, two other flashlights blink back.
"No retreat. No surrender", Kano said to his team.
They all got up and start to slowly move towards the barn.
Testing Room, Underground
Mileena and Kitana successfully got free of their wrist bounds.
"Yes, yes, yes", Mileena said.
They heard footsteps.
"Wait, someone's coming", Kitana whispered.
"Okay, okay, okay. If I cough once, I'll take the lead. If I cough twice, you go, okay?"
"Well…. I cough sometimes for real."
"Just don't. Don't…."
Jax opened the door and stood there looking at them seemingly annoyed. They kept their free hands behind their backs, keeping them out of his view.
Mileena coughed twice. Kitana shot her a worried look and shook her head. Jax noticed. Kitana coughed twice. Mileena shot her a confused look. Kitana motioned at her and coughed twice more.
"Yo, look. I'm gonna say this one time. Whatever you're doing I get it, okay?", Jax said.
Mileena coughed again.
"Stop", Jax said.
Kitana coughed this time for real.
"See, I don't think you understood me. I can hear everything you're saying out there. One cough mean you go. Two cough mean you take the lead. The sharp teeth. Best sisters forever. Y'all fuck on your time, women."
"Sorry, sister. It was a stupid plan", Kitana said.
"What the fuck is THAAAAAT!", Mileena yelled, charging directly at Jax only to be shot in the head. She fell to the ground, specks of blood hitting Kitana as she dives forward, tackling Jax into the wall. His gun slides across the room. Kitana scrambles for the gun and tries to grab it, but is pulled from behind by Jax.
"I've been waiting for this. You burned my face! I'm gonna tear this ass up."
Kitana finally grabbed the gun and turned around and shot him in the shoulder, hitting an artery, the bullet went through, breaking the glass behind him. Jax fell on the ground with a heap, trying to stop the bleeding.
"You shot me."
"I'm sorry, man."
"I've never been shot. Damn, that hurts. I got glass in my ass. This is messed up."
Kitana turns to see Mileena lying face down.
"Mileena. Mileena!"
Barn
"Has anyone seen my bigger knife?", Sonya asked.
Suddenly Black Dragon thugs rappelled down and stormed the barn. Everyone ran for cover. Bullets flew everywhere, both members killing each other. Kano and two of his allies, Jarek and Kira, entered through the barn door.
"War is upon you! Prepare to suck the cock of karma!"
Kano fired his laser beams at the Special Forces.
"Since when did Aussies got addicted to Karma?", Johnny asked.
"I don't know. Get down, motherfucker!", Erron shouted, firing his revolvers at the mercs.
A thug ran at him and tried to hit him. He whipped him with his revolver, shot his kneecap, severing his leg, and then points his gun at his head. He pulled the trigger and left a hole at the thug's head. The thug fell before him and a merc wearing a black and white hooded jacket.
"Go die in the streets, Kobra."
"I prefer to die with my allies."
Kobra slid forward a bit and performed a devastating arching Axe Kick which caused Black to bounce off the ground.
Erron got up and threw a sand grenade at Kobra, stunning him, then loads a bullet into his revolver and fires it. The bullet hit Kobra's hip and shattered it. It ricochets up to his shoulder blade, and ricochets one last time to exit out his shoulder and hit his jaw.
Kobra fell dead on the ground with a broken jaw and blood pouring out of his pelvic region and shoulder.
Suddenly, Erron was hit with an elbow blade from Kano. He slashed it across his stomach, causing his intestines to spill out on the ground. As Erron tried to tend to his wounds, Kano jumped on his back and stabbed his combat knife into his abdomen and sliced his ribcage diagonally in half, exposing his organs. As Erron dropped backwards, Kano caught him from behind, hoisted him in front of him and proceeded to burn his head with his eye laser. Erron fell on the ground dead, with a huge, smoldering hole through his head. Kano stood over his body with a triumphant smile.
"Goodbye, cowboy."
"ERRON! NO!", Cassie yelled as she saw Black fall to the ground dead.
"Did I just kill your boyfriend?"
"You will pay for that, Kano."
"Uncle Kano's busy now. Have fun with Aunty Kira."
Kano proceeded to fight with the Special Forces soldiers while a red-haired woman appeared in front of Cassie, ready to fight her with her two Dragon Teeth daggers.
Cassie drew her gun and fired a single shot at Kira. She hurled herself forward as a ball and knocked Cassie off her feet. Cassie got up and bludgeoned her twice with her baton, and performed a cartwheel kick. She sent a flare to her face, blinding her. She performed the splits and delivered a powerful punch to her groin, making her genitals strain. While Kira was clutching her groin, Cassie hit her in the face with the butts of her pistols, cracking her jaw, and then shoots her in the eye sockets, making her head snap and send her flying. Kira landed on the ground dead right in front of Kano.
Testing Room
Jax is moaning and groaning in pain behind Kitana, who is trying to wake Mileena up.
"Mileena, no! No, wake up, sister. No, you're not dying. Not without me."
Horrified, she flips Mileena over…. She's alive. The top of her left ear is blown off.
"Mileena", Kitana said in joy.
"What?"
"You're alive. You're…. You're alive."
"What happened?"
"Oh, he got your ear, sister."
"He got my what?"
"He got your ear."
Mileena feels the pain from her ear.
"OW! Fuck! OW! OW! Fuck! OW!"
Kitana picked up the torn up part and handed it to Mileena. She took it and looked at it with disgust.
"EWW! My ear."
"Yeah."
"You killed my ear."
"You shot me", Jax said.
"I didn't do that."
"She shot me."
"You shot him?"
"Get your hands off me."
"Shut up. We've had enough out of you", Kitana said.
"I'm not your friend."
Mileena tried to put the piece of her ear back to its place.
"Maybe I can just…."
"No. No, infected", Kitana said.
Barn
Fighting continued as a man with no nose, ears or hair burned the soldiers with his flamethrower. Everyone who got in his way was met with an intense burning flame melting their skin to the bone. Sonya was about to punch him but he fired his flamethrower at her. She got out of the fire's way just in time and drew her gun.
"Goodbye, No Face."
She shot the dynamites strapped to his chest and he exploded into a big pile of burned flesh.
As the flames rose, a figure emerged in front of her. A man wearing a full suit of green armor with orange outlines appeared in front of her and readied his sword and got into his fighting stance.
"Jarek", Sonya muttered.
"I'll enjoy watching you die, General."
Jarek slashed his sword at Sonya, only for her to kick it out of his hand. He threw a tri-blade at her, almost hitting her shoulder, but it tore the cloth covering it. She threw pink dust in front of him, blinding him. She wrapped a garrote wire around his neck and jumped on his back and pulled him down, snapping his spine. She snapped back with a punishing reverse head butt, breaking the back of his skull and threw him forward, head first on the ground, breaking his neck and killing him.
Cassie, on the other hand, was shooting at the Black Dragon thugs with her dual-wielded pistols. She shot a thug in the head from a far distance, blowing his brains out. She shot another, and another, and another. The shooting and killing never seemed to stop as the thugs came in over and over again. She hoped it would end so she could make it out of here. But her prayers were short-lived when a woman appeared in front of her, giving her bad luck.
She was wearing a black and silver breastplate with a purple gem at the center piece, shoulder pads, and purple armored gauntlets.
Cassie identified the woman.
"Tasia…. Never thought you would show up."
"But I did, and you will die here…. By my hands."
Tasia charged at Cassie with her twin blades drawn. She slashed it across face, cutting her cheeks. Cassie put her hand on her cheek and tried to stop the bleeding. Thick blood gushed out from her wounds. It was then she realized that the artery and vein has been cut. While she was distracted by this, Tasia took the opportunity to kill her. She kicked her in the stomach, making her fall on the ground, and aimed her katana for her head. She went for the head, but Cassie blocked the attack with her left hand, making the sword go through it. The end of the blade protruded from her hand, just inches away from her eye. Tasia pulled the blade, bringing it closer to her eye. Cassie pulled it back, but to no avail. The sharp end of the blade pierced her iris and pupil. Cassie screamed, liquid oozing out of her eye. She finally pushed Tasia off her and took her nightstick and hit her jaw with enough force to break it. Cassie pulled the katana out of her hand and watched as Tasia fell to the ground dead with her jaw dangling.
Johnny still kept fighting against the Black Dragon, unaware of his daughter's injuries. He shot a thug in the stomach and punched him in the face, sending his nose to his brain. Another thug ran at him and he dodged his attack, shooting at both of his knees, forcing him on his knees and then shot at his head, killing him.
"Damn I'm good", he said to himself.
He noticed Kano killing some of the soldiers and called out to him.
"Hey, Aussie, Aussie, OW! OW! OW!"
Kano looked at him and smiled. Johnny was confused at this. Unnoticed by him, a thug came to his side and shot him twice, one at the side of his stomach and the other at his leg. Johnny fell down on the ground, unconscious.
Underground
Mileena and Kitana slowly made their way towards the facility. They came across a weapons cache and opened it. Their weapons have been stored in there. Mileena smiled greatly and took her Sais. Kitana took her steel fans and opened them, the sound of metal echoed through the facility.
"That might have attracted their attention", Mileena said.
"I think not."
Soon they slowly made their way through the dense marijuana foliage.
"So seriously, how gross does my ear look?", Mileena asked. "Is it really disgusting or is it, like, kind of cool in a way?"
"Right now it's pretty disgusting. I feel like I can smell it. Don't worry, sis. Think about Evander Holyfield. You can't even tell."
"That's a good point."
"Wait."
Kitana stopped and plucked some weed from the plant.
"Seriously?", Mileena asked.
"Yes."
Suddenly, a soldier shot his rifle at them, bullets ricocheting around them. Mileena ducked and threw her Sai at his face, impaling it in his brain. The soldier fell backwards into a dumpster, blood gushing from his head. Two more soldiers appeared and ran at them with their guns drawn. Kitana threw her steel fan at one soldier, slicing his head at the jaw line. Mileena threw her Sai at the other, impaling him in the heart.
Another soldier shot at them from the stairway. They went for cover while a Black Dragon thug appeared behind the soldier and stabbed him at the back. Mileena and Kitana watched as the soldier fell down the stairs.
"Did you kill that guy?", Mileena asked Kitana.
"No. I didn't even throw this fan."
"Maybe it was ricochet."
"Gravity."
Barn
Bullets flied all over the place as Sonya and Cassie got behind cover.
"You go down. I'll cover", Cassie said, readying her gun.
"Watch my back. I'll go down and take care of this."
Sonya shot her way through the Black Dragon mercenaries and climbed down the hole.
Underground
Kitana began running for the stairs but was stopped by Mileena.
"No, no, there might be more bad guys up there."
Mileena noticed a vent.
"We'll sneak out through the vent. Come on. I'll boost you up, okay? And then you pull me up."
Kitana climbed on Mileena's shoulder and tore the vent off and went through it.
She was about to lift Mileena up until she heard someone calling out.
"Hey, Hasashi!"
Sonya appeared and began shooting at Mileena. She went for cover.
"Go ahead and run, you little dipshit. I'll find you."
"Mileena! I'll get help. I'll get help", Kitana said.
Outside
Kitana crawled her way through the vent and ended up at about thirty feet away from the barn. She emerged from an air vent sticking out of the ground. She looked at the open road to freedom, but quickly turned to the barn.
Underground
Mileena cautiously walked through the facility in search of Sonya, should she pop up out of nowhere. She advanced slowly until the Black Dragon thug jumped on her back, catching her by surprise. He tried to aim his gun at her face but she caught hold of it and shot through his jaw, killing him.
Sonya walked through the facility with both her guns drawn and cautiously looked from corner to corner until she came across the recently deceased thug. Disgusted by the sight of his brains blown out, she walked away until, out of nowhere, Mileena jumped and did a fly punch at the back of her head, knocking her on the ground. Sonya got up and was about to punch her until she took a fire extinguisher and blocked her attack with it. Sonya held her hand in pain and forcefully took the extinguisher and hit her in the groin. Mileena caught hold of it and struggled to take it from her hands.
"Give me that fire extinguisher."
"Okay."
Sonya did an uppercut with the extinguisher, hitting Mileena in the face. She fell down on the ground. Sonya was about to smash her face with extinguisher but she quickly got up and did a spear move at her, hitting her back on the pole. Both of them got into their fighting stance. Sonya punched Mileena in the face and bit on her damaged ear, unaware that it is bloodied. Sonya pushed her away and wiped the blood from her mouth.
Barn
Kano held a metal briefcase in his hand and was ready to go down the hole but was stopped by Cassie.
"You and me, baby. Drop it now! Put the bag down!", Cassie yelled.
Kano didn't listen to her, promoting her to shoot at him. He shot back, hitting her elbow. Cassie fell on the ground, buying Kano some time to get his 'whatever-he-was-doing' job done. He ran for the hole but was shot by Cassie at the sides of his leg and one at the chest. He crawled towards the hole until he fell inside it. Cassie painfully got up just as Kitana entered the barn. She opened her fan and got ready to throw it at her.
"Fuck the police."
She threw her fan at her, only for it to fly just inches away from her face. Both of them looked as the fan hit the ground with a clank. Cassie looked at her with a faint smile and charged at her, Kitana did the same. Both screamed and their fists went flying about. Cassie hurled Kitana to the ground and kicked her in the guts over and over again.
"Motherfucking kill you!"
Underground
Mileena and Sonya both stood there looking at each other fiercely, tube lamp in each other's hand.
"Why you doing this to me?", Sonya asked.
"Why you doing this to me?"
Mileena was about to hit Sonya with the lamp but accidently hit it on a pole behind her.
"Oh shit."
Mileena began running away, right after Sonya hit her with the lamp. She ran after her and caught her by her shoulders.
"Come here!"
Mileena caught hold of a pole and lifted herself up. Sonya lost her grip on her shoulders and stumbled. Mileena wrapped her legs around her neck and began strangling her. Sonya pulled her legs and made her fall on the ground. She laid down on top of her and began punching her.
"I hate you!"
"No! Sonya, stop it!"
Barn
Kitana, still on the ground, caught hold of Cassie's leg and pulled over, knocking her on the ground. Both got up and ready to fight.
"Come on, bitch. Come on, I'll twist your nipples so tight", Cassie said.
"You're in the jungle now, baby."
Kitana punched Cassie hard in the face. She recovered and head butted her and punched her. Kitana punched her again and kicked her in the groin. Cassie put her hands on her crotch.
"Jesus!"
Kitana did an uppercut, hitting her in the jaw. Cassie fell on the ground.
Underground
Mileena pushed Sonya off her and got into her fighting stance. Sonya went for the kick but Mileena caught her leg. As she stood there laughing at her, Sonya punched her in the nose, causing her to lose her grip on her leg. Mileena recovered and kicked Sonya in the stomach, causing her to fall down. She then did an elbow drop on her.
Barn
Kitana took a wooden plank and hit Cassie on her back, who was about to get up. Cassie laid down on the ground, trying to recover.
"Gonna die. You killed….", Cassie said.
"I didn't wanna do that", Kitana said. "But you weren't gonna stop."
Just then, Johnny emerged and stumbled towards Kitana with his gun drawn and aimed at her.
"Shoot her!", Cassie said.
"Just take it easy, buddy", Kitana said.
"Shoot her, you dumb fuck!"
Johnny thought for a moment and then lowered his gun.
"I'm hungry. I'm going home."
"All right", Kitana said.
Johnny walked towards the exit as Kitana watched. Unnoticed by them, Jax emerged out of the hole and shot at Johnny in the heart. He fell on the ground dead.
"I knew you were going soft", Jax said. "Dinner's gonna be cold tonight, asshole."
"Fucked up, man", Kitana said.
Jax looked at Kitana and a smile came across his face while aiming his gun at her.
"Well, lookie here. Mrs. Folgers. What's up, Princess?"
"Look, I didn't wanna hit you, man…."
"Shut the fuck up. You think you was gonna get me, huh, motherfucker? You need to sit your little sexy ass down…. And watch yourself get killed now."
"All right. You know what? This is how it's gonna be? All right. This is how it ends."
As Kitana stood there waiting for her fate to be sealed, Jax heard the sound of an engine roaring. CRASH! A Bugatti Veyron smashed into the side of the barn and slammed into Jax, ripping his upper-half from his lower one. It lurched to a stop directly on the hole leading underground. The driver, revealed to be Sindel, stepped out of the car and looked at Jax's mutilated body.
"You just got killed by the Queen of Edenia, motherfucker. How do you like me now, huh?"
Sindel shot one of Jax's feet clean off with her purple fireball.
"Gross."
"Mom?", Kitana said.
"Kitana. Hey, Kitana. I came back for you, honey."
"Yeah."
"I remembered, dear. Mom's before ho's. Honestly, from now on, just like, from everything that we've gone through…. And, like, from seeing this fucking asshole's nuts smashed with my Bugatti…. I wanna be a better mom to you, like I really am."
"I fucking love you, mom. Fucking love you."
"I wanna be inside you, honey. This is my moment."
"This is your moment."
While they were talking, Cassie crawled over to a machine gun and shot Sindel three times in the chest. She fell to the ground, presumably dead.
"MOM!", Kitana yelled.
Underground
Kano, the last member of the Black Dragon, dragged himself through the facility and entered the grow room. He opened the metal briefcase and entered a code.
Mileena sat on top of Sonya and kept choking her. Sonya gave her an elbow punch and took a metal rod and kept hitting her with it.
Barn
"You know what? I'm feeling it. Mom, I'm coming, baby", Kitana said, ready for Cassie to shoot her.
"Your stupidity amazes me."
Underground
Sonya kept hitting Mileena in the guts until Kano called out to her. He lifted the briefcase up in the air.
"Hey, Sonya! You killed Kabal…. American cocksucker! Suck my balls! Two times!"
Kano threw the briefcase before dying of blood loss. It landed next to Sonya and Mileena. Mileena recognized what it was and looked at Sonya.
"Bitch."
She gave her a backhand slap and hid in a dumpster. The briefcase exploded and sent Sonya flying in the air until she hit a wall, breaking her back and most of the cement on the wall. The fire arose and burned almost all of the weed plants there. The explosion bursts up the hole and Kitana gets blown back, incapacitating her. Sindel's Bugatti gets flown up in the air and directly lands on Cassie, crushing her into a pile of gore, finally killing her.
Underground
Mileena emerged from the dumpster, coughed at the thick air of weed smoke. She walked up to Sonya's burned and partially aflame corpse.
"Sorry, Sonya. You've been served."
She brings out the envelope she was supposed to give to her and throws it at her corpse.
Barn
Mileena climbs upstairs and notices Kitana lying there on the ground unconscious. She walked up to her and shook her.
"Kitana?! Kitana?! Wake up, sister! This place is gonna collapse! Come on! Come to me! You're not dying today, sister. Not on my watch."
Outside
Mileena carried her sister out of the barn as it collapsed behind them. She laid her down on the grass and tried to bring her back to consciousness.
"Kitana. Wake up, sister, please. Kitana. Wake up. Oh, sweet Kitana."
As Mileena sat there crying next to her, Kitana started to cough.
"Yes. Yeah. Kitana you made it."
"What?"
"Yeah."
"Where am I?"
"You made it, sister."
Kitana put her hand on Mileena's face.
"You saved me. You came back for me. Thank you, sister."
"Yeah."
"Oh, thank you. What happened?"
"What happened?"
Mileena looked at the burning barn, moments before it exploded. Kitana got surprised by the loud sound of the explosion, hugging her sister. Mileena hugged her back while looking at the burning red flames.
"Holy shit."
Suddenly, a figure emerged from the wreckage.
"What's that?", Mileena asked.
Sindel stumbled to them, trying to keep her balance. She was partially burned and her clothes were torn apart, but not that much.
"Hi."
"Mom?", Mileena and Kitana both said at the same time.
Sindel walked up to them and embraced them.
"Mom", Mileena said.
"Hey", Kitana said.
"Mom. Where'd you come from, mother? Where'd she come from?"
"She came back to save us."
"She saved us?"
"Yeah."
"All right, mom. We all saved each other."
"Yeah."
"Oh, man. We made it, guys. We made it. Oh, we made it."
The three stood there in each other's embrace while watching the barn burn.
Morning
10:00 A.M.
KFC
Sindel, Mileena and Kitana sat in the restaurant while waiting for someone to escort them to the hospital.
"Mom?", Kitana asked.
"Yes, honey?"
"Why can't you just fly us to the hospital?"
"I can't, honey. I'm tired as shit. Especially when the barn blasted all over me."
"Well, then. Who's coming after us?"
"That, darling. I'll leave you to wonder. It will surprise the shit out of you."
"I wish."
"I want you girls to know something. Honestly, frankly speaking, I've been such an asshole to you guys. Especially you, Mileena."
Mileena's eyes widened.
"What are you trying to say, mom?"
"I want you to know that…. I have been such a dumb fuck to actually have sex with Scorpion."
"Mom, please don't say that. I mean, you wanted a taste of him…. And I'm glad that you got it."
"And have blood all over your pussy, that's for sure. Made me think you were fucking a metal rod", Kitana said.
Mileena dug her pointed nails into her sister's vagina from under her skirt and pulled up, receiving a scream from her.
"What the hell was that for?", Kitana asked.
"That's for insulting mommy."
"But it was just a joke."
"Well, I find it very insulting."
"Mileena, you should know I'm a smartass. I'm the comic relief of this family."
"A pain in the ass too. I'll add that."
"That's what Johnny Cage said."
"That failed actor, I'm glad he's dead."
"It was kinda sad when he died. He just wanted to go home, but, eh, fuck it, he deserved it…. For calling me a sack of shit."
"Me too. I'm glad Sonya's dead too, she's the one who started all this shit. Well, it's actually me who tossed that roach, so, I have to do something with it but to make myself feel better, I wouldn't blame myself."
"That's my sister."
"Thanks, Kitana."
"No prob."
"Wait. What roach?", Sindel asked.
"It's a long story, mom", Kitana replied.
"I remember Mileena saying about a shitty job you gonna have."
"Turns out it wasn't as shitty as she anticipated. She got addicted to it too. Ain't that right, Mileena? Come on, don't deny it."
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever", Mileena said.
"You two are in serious shit right now", Sindel said.
"How's that?", Kitana asked.
"Illegal drug-dealing, Kitana. The cops might be on our ass right now."
"Mom, no one can beat the Princess of Edenia. No one. Except Jax, he punched me in the 'gina.
"He'll pay for that."
"He already did. I ran over him with my car", Sindel said.
"And blown his foot off", Kitana said.
"Seriously, I think we have been on a fucking genocide", Mileena said.
"We just killed 3 or 4 guys. You call that a genocide?", Kitana asked.
"It kinda seems like it. I had fun killing those poor bastards even though I have no taste for killing."
"No taste for killing? Then why do you have those teeth?"
"Ask the Elder Gods. They're the ones who made me."
"It's good to see you believing in something."
"Yeah, but I don't like worshiping the Elder Gods cause they are just a bunch of cold-blooded assholes. Especially Raiden."
"Yeah, Raiden, that electric motherfucker."
"You know? I prefer Argus, he's kinda nice."
"Yeah, Argus…. Poor bastard has family issues", Sindel said.
"What kind of issues?", Mileena asked.
"He has a wife, the sorceress Delia, and two sons, Taven and Daegon. Daegon, as a younger brother who is always a pain in the ass, got away from his parents and somehow formed the Red Dragon clan. He once has been put in a long-ass sleep by his parents."
"Why the long-ass?"
"I don't know. Child abuse, maybe."
"Maybe just to stop his pain-in-the-ass movement from disturbing them."
"Wait. The Red Dragon? Any relation to the Black Dragon?", Kitana asked.
"You guys fought the Black Dragon?", Sindel asked.
"Yeah."
"Holy shit. They were once an unbeatable drug cartel."
"Well, thanks to the help of not-so-friendly Special Forces, we got them."
"Yeah, we killed both sides", Mileena said.
"I'm proud of you two; you just exterminated two Factions by your own hands. I'm proud to have you two as my daughters", Sindel said.
"Well, not so proud when you find out that not only I was drug-dealing, I too smoked weed, like, 10 times per day, and had some snuff", Kitana said.
"You lied to me. 10 years ago when I asked you if you were under drugs, you said no."
"Well, that was TEN years, mom."
"And still you hadn't changed, how impressive."
"Now that's just hurtful."
"Always a smartass, aren't you?", Mileena asked.
"Yep."
There was a moment of silence until Mileena broke in.
"God, I still can't believe I actually killed someone."
"It's OK, sister. Shit happens", Kitana said.
"How much people did you two killed?", Sindel asked.
"I killed, like, 3 or 4 people maybe", Mileena replied.
"And I killed 2", Kitana said.
"But it wasn't epic as the car chase, right, Kitana?"
"Yeah, the car chase was definitely awesome."
"You guys have been in a fucking car chase?", Sindel asked.
"Yeah", Kitana replied.
"Holy shit! Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Nope, it was real. I, like, had my foot through the window. My groin…. I mean, I felt like a wishbone…. I just feel different about everything."
"Me too, sister. Everything", Mileena said.
"Like, I never wanna kill anybody else unless it's necessary."
"Well, killing those guys was necessary, like, they wouldn't just leave us the fuck alone. I wonder what made them go so hot on us."
"Sonya definitely didn't want anyone to see her rogue side, that's why she ordered for your death."
"It's kinda sad to see those people who attended your wedding just turned against you, like, they put aside their friendship like it was nothing, you know?", Sindel said.
"Yeah, it really is sad, mom. But why should we care? Their fate was of their own doing. They should have left us the fuck alone. I mean, look at my ear, it's fucked up", Mileena said.
"Oh my, that's fucking gross."
Sindel heard a car horn from outside the restaurant and looked at it. She recognized whose it was and smiled.
"That's Scorpion and Sub-Zero. Come on, girls. Let's go."
"Where were those fuckers during all this shit?", Kitana asked.
"It's OK, Kitana. I told them to stay."
"Maybe we should go to the doctor", Mileena said. "I should get my ear looked at. It needs some professional attention."
"You need a prescriptive mouthwash too", Kitana said.
"You're right, sister. I think I also need a special dentist treatment."
They got out of the restaurant and entered the car.
"Hi, baby. Miss me?", Scorpion asked.
"I missed you big time", Mileena replied.
"You guys smell like shit", Sub-Zero said.
"Shut it, Kuai", Kitana said.
"Get us to the hospital, Hanzo. Blood from my ear just…. Shit", Mileena said.
"I'm feeling sleepy as shit. I'm like that nerd from sleepover who falls asleep at nine."
"So, what you guys been doing while we were away?", Sub-Zero asked.
"We were smoking weed", Kitana replied.
"You guys are in serious fucking danger."
All of them laughed and drove off to the hospital, to tend to the women's wounds, especially Mileena's ear.
