Chapter 13: A Student's Demise

Hospital, Earthrealm

5 hours has passed since Mileena, Kitana and their mother, Sindel, have been brought to the hospital by Scorpion and Sub-Zero. As soon as they entered the place, some janitor dude freaked the hell out when he saw Mileena's face. He ran to the opposite direction and sadly slipped on the wet floor and hit his head hard on the concrete floor, rendering him unconscious. Mileena rolled her eyes at this, she was born like that, with those sharp teeth, people need to fucking learn. She turned to her side and saw her sister looking at her with somewhat amused expression on her face. The fuck's wrong with you? She thought to herself. Her sister always used to make fun of her, but still loved her. She loved her sister too, even when it came to making fun of her, she didn't care. However, from the outside, it looked like she was about to burst out of anger and swear at her all day, but from the inside, it was just someone who ignored the constant swear words being thrown at her and instead searched for a kind set of words.

Mileena smiled at her sister and wrapped an arm around her shoulder and brought her closer, letting their bruised bodies touch each other. Kitana flinched a little bit when the sides of her body touched her sister's. But she did not protest, she really loved the soft touch of her sister's hand. She wrapped an arm around her back and did the same, bringing her closer.

From the corner of her eye, Kitana could see her mother smiling. She has never seen her daughters being this much close than they were in the past.

Sindel remembered all the way back to the day of their birth, their childhood, their ascension into adulthood, and finally their current state of 10,000 years of age. They used to be bitter rivals back in the day. They were a pain in the ass for her, a VERY BIG pain in the ass. She left them like that when she 'abandoned' them, leaving for exile in the outskirts of Outworld. Much has changed when she 'reunited' with them. They didn't use to be the same when she saw them for the first time after 20 years.

Mileena and Kitana became loving sisters rather than rivals and took good care of each other. Sindel could only wonder what they were doing and how they behaved within those 20 long years.

They approached the counter and asked the nurse for some medical treatment, though it was not critical because of their supernatural abilities, but it seemed like it.

The nurse nodded and led them to the emergency room, while Scorpion and Sub-Zero sat in the waiting room.

The three women entered the emergency room and sat on each bed present there. A doctor arrived and went near Sindel. He looked at her with a blank face and took a tissue and cleaned the blood off her chest before taking a forceps and extracting the bullets that were lodged in her chest. He carefully inserted the forceps into the bullet hole and brought it out, and then he went for the other one, and finally the third one.

"There you go, silver-haired woman", he said while putting bandages on her chest.

"Sindel. It's Sindel."

"Whatever. Get some rest, it's good for you."

"I'm not a human but I'll take your advice."

Sindel laid down on the white sheets while the doctor went to Kitana. He shot a perverted glare at her and checked her glowing orange eyes, not even feeling different about her veiny appearance.

"Are you on drugs, Mrs. Veiny Boobs?"

Kitana looked at him with disgust before opening her mouth.

"No, I was born like that."

"Well then, you don't need any treatment. Just relax and those bruises will fade away."

"Thank you, doc."

"You're welcome, Trap Queen."

Kitana growled in anger upon hearing that word. She was selling drugs for a reason, not just sit in her home and sell weeds and suck dicks. That motherfucking doctor is going to get it soon, she swore.

The Doctor finally went to Mileena, not even showing a sign of fear at seeing those teeth. She thanked the Elder Gods for this; finally someone was being nice to her, other than those close to her. She felt grateful until she heard him say something that really caught her off guard.

"So, how has been your day, Fuck-face?"

Mileena swore she would bite his face off, but who else would be there to take care of her ear? She felt her anger boil inside her the moment she heard him say that. At times, she wished she had a normal human face, but she seemed to love having those teeth. It suited her. It made her deadly. It made her beautiful. It made her a wonderful woman and kombatant.

The doctor examined her ear and backed off, gasping for air.

"Your ear smells like shit."

"Are you gonna take care of it or not?"

"Of course I will. I didn't come here to shoot porn at the hospital."

"Porn at the hospital, hmm, that's funny."

"It sure is, now turn your head to your right."

Mileena turned her head to the side, allowing the doc to have a better look at her ear and get her out of this 'ear-problem' once and for all.

After examining it for a while, the doctor took a cotton ball, drenched it with water and immediately, without telling her, started cleaning the blood off her missing upper-part of her ear. Mileena flinched in pain the moment it made contact with her ear.

"OW! Hey! Watch it, that fucking hurts!"

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Hasashi. But something tells me that your ear won't stop bleeding until I do it fast and nice."

"Alright, but be careful."

"Get ready."

He quickly cleaned the blood with the cotton ball, touching the small pieces of sensitive flesh. Mileena put her hand over her mouth, trying to control herself from screaming because of intense pain.

He finally stopped the bleeding and bandaged that small piece of blown up helix. Mileena got her hand off her mouth and exhaled, proud that her problem is over.

The doc packed his things up and left.

"Stay here for a while, let your wounds heal."

"All right, thanks, doc."

The doctor left and Mileena laid down on the bed, putting her hands behind her head, relaxing.

She closed her eyes and let her mind drift into slumber, until she thought of something she really wanted to know all her life. She quickly opened her eyes and leaned up, looking at her mother. She was already on the bed; her eyes closed, but still awake.

"Mom?"

Sindel opened one eye and looked at Mileena.

"Yes, honey?"

"Mom, I just wanted to ask, uh…. Who's our father?"

There was silence for a moment, grasshoppers and birds could be heard chirping in the background. Sindel sat on the bed and looked at Mileena, her beautiful glowing feline yellow eyes still waiting for an answer. She spoke, her voice superior to the ones in the background.

"Actually, my daughter. You…. don't have a father."

Upon hearing that, Kitana jumped from her bed and looked in awe at her mother. Mileena did the same, both demanding an answer.

"WHAT!?", Kitana asked.

"How's this possible?", Mileena asked.

"Calm down, girls. It's not like you were MADE, you guys were born, REALLY."

"But, mother. HOW? How can we be produced without you having a dick shoved up your vagina?", Kitana asked.

"I'm…. I'm a goddess; you should know that to say the least."

"A goddess!?", Kitana said surprisingly.

"COOL!", Mileena said.

"Does that mean we're demi-goddesses?"

"No, Kitana. You two are just…. normal Edenians."

"GODDAMMIT! I wish we were like you", Mileena said.

"You girls are somewhat like me. I mean, Mileena, you got those purple teleporting stuff. And Kitana, you got that swirl of blue shit that you teleport with. That's my gift to you two."

"Well, that's enough for me", Mileena said.

"Yeah, me too."

"So, you girls get it now? Your mother is a goddess, end of story."

"Yeah, I get it, and I can't believe you served under those jerk-off Elder Gods", Mileena said.

"I'm still serving."

"Wait, do you mean Raiden is your partner?", Kitana asked.

"Yes."

"No."

"I know, he's a fucking wanker, but we were like brothers and sisters, we were gods. Well, he's an Elder God, I'm of a much lower-ranked Gods, but what difference does it make?"

"Mom, you better leave your 'brothers', it's making me uncomfortable", Mileena said.

"Alright, honey. I'll think about that."

"You better."

"So, normal Edenians, huh?", Kitana asked.

"Well, not THIS Edenia you know of, the other one."

"Wait, are you telling me we are from Eden?"

"Yes."

"That fucking garden? That one you talking about?"

"Yeah, you two were born in Eden, not Edenia."

"So, we are heavenly creatures, right?", Mileena asked.

"Somewhat."

"Man, this is going to be an interesting story", Kitana said.

Both she and Mileena sat in front of their mother, a goddess, eager to hear her story of being a goddess…. And how were they born. Kitana spoke.

"Mom, how did it start?"

Sindel suddenly flashbacked to her time in Heaven.

Dawn of Time…

Garden of Eden, Heaven

A silver-haired woman stood in a futuristic decorated building looking out the blue reflective window, observing the scenery. It consisted of mixture of flora; a mountain was clearly visible in the background, the terrain was lush, and a large forest's boundaries were visible, while there was little elevation in land elsewhere. She looked around her and saw several futuristic buildings around the tri-star shaped building she is in.

She exhaled and closed her eyes, thinking about the Elder Gods and herself. First, she and they have existed before time itself. Yes, that's for sure. Second, aren't Gods, especially the Elder Gods supposed to be kind and respectful? She had seen the Elder Gods, three humanoid figures; two males and one female, having such cold and malevolent personality. It didn't just seem right…. To serve under such 'things'. She thought of Raiden. Well, he's kind of good and nice but sometimes…. He just gets off the 'path' and his personality becomes similar to his fellow deities. Shinnok, even though serious looking and shit like that, is one funny motherfucker. Not a single conversation goes by without him cracking a joke…. Especially SEXUAL jokes. Like, how can an Elder God say such things? Isn't a god supposed to be nice like she thought earlier? Something's not right. She can't handle any of this anymore. She thought of Fujin, the god of wind. He's the perfect example of a god; good, nice, respectful, etcetera and other shits like that. She thought of her 'brothers'; the god of earth, water and fire. The last two would be good for you if you ran out of water supply or if you needed someone to lighten up your barbecue if you ran out of matchsticks.

The Earth god, however…. You better stay out of this fucker's way. He's not someone to fuck with, no matter how huge your vagina or asshole is. He'll tear you apart in less than a second. Any name-calling or annoyance given to this guy will result in you getting a bitch-slap in the face with a HUGE rocky hand. This guy's, like, one big motherfucker. And sometimes…. You will get cock-slapped too by his HUGE boomhound.

But she could rest now. The Elder Gods planned to create six realms and fill them with creations made in their own image. They planned to create Earthrealm, Netherrealm, Chaosrealm, Outworld, Orderrealm and Edenia.

Each realm has a kamidogu; artifacts that contain the essence of them.

Edenia was planned to be created first, as a gift from the Elder Gods to her for her successful service. She was to be its Queen. Argus, a fellow elder god, was to be its protector. The Netherrealm, which will be a place for those who have committed major crimes, was given to Shinnok. Raiden was made the protector of Chaosrealm, Fujin was given Earthrealm.

No one has given Outworld or Orderrealm a protector or ruler. Even the Elder Gods didn't know what to do with them…. But she does, and she's gonna show it to them. She only hopes they would agree.

She was brought out of her thoughts by a deep voice coming from behind her.

"Sindel, the Elder Gods request our presence."

She turned around and saw Fujin, the god of wind, standing in the doorway of the futuristic room she is now in.

She looked at him with slight interest, studying him. He wore a black vest and green pants with boots, and had shoulder guards with a red cape as well as armlets. His braid is held back with a narrow leather headband, looping through rings. His attire really matches his status.

He raised an eyebrow, wanting to know why she is looking at him like that but shook it off.

"Anything wrong?"

"No, I'm fine."

"Come, let's not keep them waiting."

Sindel nodded and walked towards him. She stopped in front of him and asked him to lead the way.

He smiled and held out his hand.

"Ladies first."

She grinned and walked first, going out of the room and into the large, futuristic-looking hallway in front of them. He kept his distance while they made their way to the elevator at the end of the hallway. She walked nervously during this time, her boots clicking against the clean, white concrete floor. She always felt uncomfortable when she was around him, even though he is ten times better than the superior gods. It might be because she was afraid to see Raiden getting pissed whenever he saw her getting along with the other gods.

But he doesn't take action when Shinnok makes fun of her. Shinnok always and still uses her as an example of his sexual jokes. One time, he told her to reduce the size of her boobs should she accidently choke someone with it. Other times, he purposely spilled a glass of juice on the floor and asked her to mop it up with her massive breasts. "Mop that shit up for me, baby." She still remembers those words.

She always used to get angry when he did this to her. But she didn't complain. How can she? After all, he's an Elder God, more powerful than her. Why doesn't he make fun of the Elder Goddess instead? Is it because he's scared that she might beat him up?

There are only two females in this heavenly species, and only one can be his victim…. And that is her.

They entered the elevator and Fujin pressed the button to the topmost floor. They stood there in silence and didn't even look at each other while the elevator took them up. Sindel could see Fujin doing a quick-look at her from the corner of her eye. From that she knew he also felt nervous when being around her. She finally brought herself to speak to him. Letting out a sigh, she finally spoke.

"I'm glad we'll able to leave this place at last."

"I wish I could stay here longer so I can eat those delicious cookies…. In fact it's impossible."

The elevator reached to the top floor. Fujin exited it, tears coming down his eyes.

"Fujin, I've never seen you like this. Are you okay?", Sindel asked, putting her hand on his back and comforting him.

"Nah…. I'm fine. I will just…. Miss this place."

"We can come any time, you know."

"Not if you're just a god. You need to be an Elder God to do the trick."

"Oh, well that's fucked up."

"It's okay, Sindel. I have a feeling that you will be able to come back, if not for me."

They stopped in front of a large glass door. Fujin wiped the tears off his eyes and opened the door. Inside, they saw an Elder God sitting in front of a large circular table, accompanied by a female one and a male on his sides. Shinnok sat next to the male while Raiden sat next to the female. Argus was sitting between Shinnok and the fire god. Next to the fire god was sitting the god of water, with an empty seat next to him meant for Sindel. The goddess felt a chill down her spine when she found out she had to sit next to…. Earth god?

Why? Why in the name of the Elder Gods she had to sit next to someone who has a temper equivalent to that of a woman on PMS? Well, PMS will soon be something for their creation but whatever.

"I'm glad you could join us, Sindel. We wouldn't start without you", the MAIN elder god spoke.

"Of course, my lord", Sindel replied.

"Please, have a seat."

"And don't ruin it with your homemade lemonade!", Shinnok said.

"Shinnok, please."

Sindel rolled her orange glowing eyes and took her seat between the god of water and the earth. Fujin took his seat next to Raiden.

She saw them giving a brofist to each other. She raised one eyebrow, gods doing this? She heard that their creations will be a little bit of dumb fucks and do shit like what she just saw. She only thought they would be like that, guess she was wrong.

She shook her head and looked to her left to see Shinnok looking at her. He had his usual dumb-fucking perverted look on and was biting his lip. It was then she realized he was staring at her breasts. Oh, this fucking Elder God, he will pay. He will pay fucking good.

She shot him a deadly glare and directed her attention at the most superior Elder God who was sitting opposite to her. He stood up and spoke.

"My dear brothers and sisters, as you all know, we have decided to create six different realms, which we did. We have given you each a specific realm to protect…. Or to rule. Well, that's solved. Each realm has a kamidogu, which I believe you all are familiar with. Okay, that's for sure. But now what we all are here for is about Outworld and the Realm of Seido."

"What about them, my lord?", Shinnok asked.

"Outworld clearly needs a ruler. Seido, well…. It doesn't need one. I believe no one would dare attack this realm. Anyways, it's about Outworld I guess. Any ideas, anyone? What should we do with this realm? Give it a ruler, or leave it alone?"

Everyone sat there in confusion…. except Sindel. She smiled when her idea came into her mind, but she wouldn't burst out her suggestion. No, she would wait for it.

And that's what happened after 5 minutes of silence; the elder god noticed her rather smart-looking facial expression. A smile appeared on his face as he sat down on his chair and caught her attention.

"Do you have any suggestions, Sindel?"

Sindel nodded and spoke.

"Yes, my lord."

"Well, let's see what you got."

"I was thinking that…. What if we made a ruler for Outworld instead of appointing one of us? Like, what if I gave birth to a child and made her its Empress?"

"So, you're telling me, that you would somehow impregnate yourself, and give birth to a child, raise her up and make her Outworld's ruler, right?"

"Exactly, my lord."

"That, well, sounds like a good idea."

The elder god smiled broadly when he heard his most respected 'sister's' brilliant idea.

"Whoa, whoa, how's that a good idea?", Shinnok asked.

"Shinnok, my dear. You wouldn't understand", the elder god replied.

"Hell yes, I do. I'm an elder god, remember?"

"I do, but this is something only Sindel and I would understand. You all seem confused, isn't that right, Raiden?"

"Actually, we all understood", Raiden replied.

"Okay, never mind."

"I have a question", Shinnok said, raising his hand.

"Yes, Shinnok?"

"How does Sindy know her kid would be a girl?"

"Because that's what I intend to do", Sindel replied.

"Oh, wow, woman got intentions too!"

Shinnok laughed, making Sindel feel her anger boil inside her.

The elder god sensed her anger and ordered Shinnok to shut his dirty-ass mouth for once.

"That's enough, Shinnok. Sindel, carry on with your plan. My best wishes are always with you, to all of you, my friends."

"Wow, a second ago, he called us his brothers and sisters, and now we are his friends, huh, pure bullshit", Shinnok said.

The elder god sighed, tired of Shinnok's bullshit. Not only him, it even got into Raiden. He sat there…. With a face palm.

"We need to do this fast, we need to increase the population. Enlarge it."

"Yeah, even my penis enlarges whenever I see Sindy's exposed cleavage! Sindel, you better cover that shit up", Shinnok said, pointing his fingers at the chest opening on Sindel's outfit. "You're giving me a boner."

"Alright, that's enough! I've had enough of you, Shinnok. Everyone, get back to whatever you were doing", the elder god said.

"Wait, I'm not done yet. Can I say something?", Shinnok asked.

The elder god sighed.

"Go ahead."

"Excellent. As you all know, I have a very funny sense of humor regarding your mother, if you had one, or regarding your vagina."

"Please not the vagina, could you go all-male this time?", the elder goddess requested.

"Best I can do. Anyways, I and Raiden have written this one really funny piece of poem about sex, ain't that right, Raiden?"

"Oh yeah, it was a lot of fun", Raiden said.

"What's sex?", the earth god asked.

"Should I really go into full detail or this is a joke?", Shinnok asked.

"I would like to hear it graphically."

"Alright."

"No, please no", Sindel said.

"Sex is…."

"Fuck me."

"A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian "sex" may be fun and all, but it ain't real sex unless there is some sort of stabbing going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or a steel dildo."

"WOW!"

"Yeah."

"Could you tell me more?"

"Of course. Sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply!"

"You seem to know a lot about sex", Sindel pointed out.

"More than you know. And something tells me that our creations would struggle hard to find a perfect definition for sex. I mean sex is an extremely complex physical, emotional, psychological, and spiritual act in which two or more humans pleasure each other with their bodies, specifically, their genitals. Also useful for reproduction when practiced between a male and a female. Humans, however, are the only species who will devote so much study to the subject, especially on the non-physical aspects. After centuries of study and observation, they will have come up with this general definition: "We have no fucking idea how to define sex. But it's a fun way to pass the time."

"Is it easy?", the earth god asked.

"Of course, just insert Tab A into Slot B."

"Can you guys just sing your goddamn poem and let me the fuck out of here?", Sindel asked.

"Alright."

Shinnok pulled out a piece of paper and read it aloud.

"Sex is a Sensation.
Driven by Temptation.
A guy sticks his Location.
In a girl's Destination.
To increase the Population.
For the next Generation.
Do you get my Explanation?
Or do you need a Demonstration?"

"I think a demonstration would be nice", Sindel said.

"Oh, you want me to show off my dingy-ling?", Shinnok said, getting up from his chair.

"OK! OK! Sex is a sensation. Got it!"

"Are are done?", the elder god asked.

"No, actually there is one more thing", Shinnok said.

"Go ahead."

"Raiden, remember that rap song we practiced so hard on?"

"Yeah."

"Well, it's on."

Raiden laughed and he and Shinnok stood on the table, arm-in-arm, singing like a bunch of homies.

"Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour, kissing is a habit, fucking is a game, guys get all the pleasure, girls get all the pain, 10 minutes of pleasure, 9 months of pain, 3 days in the hospital, a baby with no name, the baby is a bastard, the mother is a whore, this never would have happened if the rubber hadn't tore, sex is like math, you subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs and pray to gods you don't multiply. Roses are red, grass is green, open your legs and I'll fill you with cream, sex is evil, sex is a sin, sins are forgiven, so stick it in. Roses are nice, violets are fine, I'll be the 6 if you be the 9, eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, fuck me, suck me very slowly, if you like it don't be sassy, use your tongue and make it nasty. Have safe sex, yo."

And that's when everyone in the conference room except Sindel and the three elder gods, cheered at the two dumb-looking gods standing on the table.

"Enough!"

The elder god's voice boomed all over the room.

"This discussion is over. You are free to go."

Everyone left the conference room, free to do their own business. Sindel headed for the cafeteria located in the building. Although it is clear that they are gods and shit like that, it would still be nice to eat something.

She entered in what looked like a big kitchen…. Of course it's a kitchen, but it's called a cafeteria because of Shinnok's insistence. He even suggested adding a billboard with CAFETERIA written on it. And that's what he did.

She went over to a large table and took a pot of hot coffee and poured it in a mug and drank it. She sat at the table, drinking coffee and eating cookies, huh, Shinnok would be pissed if he saw his favorite dessert being eaten. But she will be fine; he will never take action against her PHYSICALLY.

She drifted into her thoughts; hopefully she will give birth to two kids; two girls. One will rule Outworld. If this one fails, she would give it to the other one. She herself would rule Edenia; start a good life with her soon-to-be daughters. She only hopes they would be good; very good and obedient children.

As she got out of her thoughts, she realized she still had the cookie in her hand and the coffee finished. She rolled her eyes and poured another coffee into the mug, and started eating the cookie.

She heard footsteps coming out the so-called 'cafeteria', getting closer and louder with each step. If it was who she predicted it would be, then she is one good goddess. Yep, it was Shinnok and Raiden, coming in. The two elder gods entered the kitchen, yes, it's a GODDAMN KITCHEN!

Shinnok saw Sindel sitting on the kitchen counter, eating his favorite cookie, which he didn't notice at the time.

"How's it going, Sindy?"

Before Sindel could open her mouth, he broke in.

"Good, I know, it's just been five minutes since the meeting. Your feelings won't change that fast."

And he was right, she still felt good. Her feelings would change later on, provided if he does another of his crappy-ass jokes.

He went over to the counter and took an apple and bit on it, a flesh-tearing sound accompanying it with each bite. He chewed so loud that Sindel felt he was doing this on purpose. And she was right; he really was doing this to get on her nerves.

While all this was happening, Raiden sat next to her and put his hand over her shoulder, assuring her that this is just a joke. She looked over to him and smiled at him, making him know that she is fine.

She turned to Shinnok and ate the cookie right in front of him, catching his attention. He stopped eating his apple, which was half-finished. His eyes opened wide, filling with anger, fire starting to burn inside his body. He choked on the apple piece inside his mouth before swallowing it, without even chewing it.

Sindel sweared to herself the moment she sensed his anger. How could she not know this? He's a funny guy and all that, but getting pissed off that much? Elder gods help her.

"You…. ate my cookies? My…. Lovely cookies? HOW DARE YOU!?"

Shinnok threw the apple half way across the KITCHEN and looked at Sindel with extreme anger. She kept her cool, reassuring herself that he wouldn't dare to lay a finger on her.

"Well, it's over now, isn't it?", she said, her voice shaky.

He growled in anger before walking slowly towards her, taking each step with a loud thud. He was now inches away from her, looking down at her.

She looked up to him, the lights reflecting from the gems on his golden robes hitting her eye. She shook a little bit; maybe it was a bad idea after all.

She backed up a little bit, ultimately sitting on Raiden's lap. She didn't hesitate to rest her head on his shoulders. Raiden wrapped his arms around her and rubbed her arm, asking Shinnok to back off.

Shinnok didn't listen to him, instead he sat on the chair Sindel was sitting on and took both her hands in his, looking deep into her glowing eyes.

"You have no idea…. How long I have waited to eat this cookie", he said in a low, innocent voice. "You took it from me…. You took what was mine, what was so dear to me. And now…. It's gone."

Tears began forming in his pupil-less eyes as he dug his face on her chest. Sindel's eyes widened, not because his mouth was resting on the side of her breasts, but because an elder god resorted to a 12 year old who got his cookies eaten.

His tears flowed down from his chin onto her cleavage and the side of her breasts. Sindel actually felt pity for him, but it was kinda funny.

"I'm sorry, Shinnok. But you will get another, I'm sure of it."

She wrapped her arms around his neck and petted his head, running her fingers over the horns of his crown. He finally got hold of himself and looked at her in the eye. She smiled down at him and wiped the tears off his cheeks.

He felt like he should return the favor, but how? He looked down at the dried tears on her chest and then at her.

"Let me clean that up."

He leaned forward and licked the tears off her breasts. She didn't take any action against him, letting the elder god do his job.

While all this was happening, Argus entered the kitchen. Shinnok stopped the moment he heard his coughs. Argus looked on with confusion. What the hell is going on here? He saw Sindel sitting on Raiden's lap, with Shinnok digging his face on her chest, his tongue was still on the side of her breast.

He finally got himself into saying something after seeing them in this rather awkward position.

"Did I just interrupt a threesome or something?"

Shinnok suddenly stood and looked at him.

"No, we were just…. You know what? No, you didn't interrupt anything. What? You thinking someone would do a double penetration in a cafeteria? No. Impossible."

"Nah, I don't think someone would do that…. ever. And for the last time, Shinnok, it's a kitchen, not a goddamn cafeteria."

Argus walked over to the kitchen counter and took a can of cola and drank it. A cola, huh, before it became official, how impressive.

Sindel got off Raiden and sat on her chair, finishing the cookie. She took another sip of coffee before starting a conversation with Argus.

"So, Argus. Any plans for the future?"

"Oh, yeah, I'm gonna stay in Edenia, same as you, and make a wife for myself. Delia, that's what I'll call her. I will grant her with powers of sorcery, I don't know why, but it's seems kinda cool. Oh, and I wish we'll have two kids."

"Something tells me that your future wife would leave you and take the kids with her", Shinnok said.

"Of course, Shinnok. First wives are such bitches. She might take the house and the kids. But I'll keep my penis and my soul."

"You don't have a penis. It's the size of my pinky."

"You'll never know, Shinnok, you'll never know."

Sindel got up and decided to rest for a while, because she felt some man-talk is about to start. Before she could exit, she heard Argus calling behind her.

"Hey, Sindel. Good luck with your plan."

Sindel turned her head, to be able to see him from the corner of her eye.

"Thank you, Argus."

She left the KITCHEN and strolled down into the large hallway. She reached the end of the hallway and took the left, going into yet another hallway. She walked casually until she stopped in front of a door. She entered the room and locked the door behind her.

Even though Heaven is designed in a very modern way, her room resembled that of a beautiful, ancient-looking architecture. The large window in her room was circular with a dragon designed on it, kind of like a Chinese dragon, the Elder Gods' true form, which Shinnok and Raiden, though elder gods, have never been gifted with.

She sat on her king-sized bed and formed a purple-glowing ball in her hands. Directing it to her belly, she made the ball disappear into her womb. Her eyes glowed purple for a short moment when this happened. She sat there for a moment, motionless, taking a deep breath.

"That should do it", she thought to herself.

Slowly forming a smile, she got under the white covers and slept, surely she needs some rest, be it a god or not.

The next day….

Sindel woke up and looked into the ceiling above her. Did her plan worked? She couldn't tell. She sat on the bed and rubbed her eyes, yawning too. As soon as she took her hand away from her eyes, she saw Shinnok sitting on a chair across from her. Did he watch her sleep this whole time? And, how the hell did he get in here? The door was definitely locked.

"Shinnok? What are you doing in here?"

"I was just…. Looking after you."

"Looking after me? I can take care of myself, I don't need your…. Never mind. How did you get in here? I don't remember leaving the door unlocked."

"Pick pocketing, my dear. But I will never tell you. Come, a discussion is about to start."

"Another conference?"

"Yes, your brothers are really working their ass off on these…. Six realms. And there is a surprise waiting for us too."

"I hate surprises."

"I know. Can I ask you something?"

"Sure."

"When you woke up, why did you rub your eyes?"

"I believe you already know the answer."

"I want to hear it from you, please, please, please."

"Cause I DON'T HAVE BALLS TO SCRATCH!"

"Woohoo! That's the Sindel I know."

Sindel gave out a long sigh.

"Can we just go?"

"Sure", Shinnok got up and stood at the doorway. Sindel still sat on the bed, staring at him.

"You coming or what?", Shinnok spoke.

"Uh, yes, right, I'm coming."

She got up and stood beside him, waiting for him to go first.

"Ladies first", Shinnok said.

"No, thanks. I know you're gonna stare at my ass when you walk behind me. So, no. You go first."

"Very well."

They walked through the long, white, shining hallway until they made it to the conference room. When they reached there, the gods had already taken their seats. Shinnok sat in the same place like yesterday, so did Sindel, she had to sit next to…. motherfucking earth god. This guy's huge, really.

"Sindel, how is your plan going?", the elder god asked.

"Great, my lord."

"When will the baby, uhm, babies develop?", Raiden asked.

"In about 8 hours."

"8 hours? I heard that humans will have to wait about nine months to shit out that watermelon…. which is a helpless little being who cries, poops, pees, sleeps and eats", Argus broke in.

"Those are humans, Argus, HUMANS!"

"Oh, OK."

"Have you guys ever seen a childbirth?", Shinnok asked.

"Not again, Shinnok", Sindel said.

"No", everyone except the three elder gods and Sindel replied.

"Not even once", Raiden said.

"I've always wanted to see it", Fujin added.

"If it's gory, then hell yeah", the earth god said.

"Holy shit! Is it really gory?", Raiden asked, his red eyes going wide.

"Uh, yeah", Shinnok replied.

"The way I think!?"

"Well, it's not like Sindy's gonna rip out all her guts out of her pussy, not like that."

"Then how?"

"Just blood all over the place, that's all."

And that's when every god lost their interest in childbirth, because there is not much gore as their genius mind thought there would be.

"Well…. Now I'm fucking uninterested!", Raiden said.

"Calm down, Raiden. Your interest will get back when I EXPLICITEDLY go into detail about it", Shinnok said.

"Well, let's see what you fucking got!"

"Birth is the emergence of a new parasitic life form from the inside of a woman's body after said parasite has fed off its host's nutrients and deformed the host's body to the point that the fetus must exit the body of the host through a hole naturally no bigger than a quarter. This hole must stretch around the parasite as the parasite begins its journey into the outside world where it will continue for several years to mooch off its host's money, time, and energy while the host can only sit there and hope that this parasite will make something of itself with everything its progenitors have given it….
That's rights chicas! Get pregnant in high school. Go ahead; I've heard that it's fun! Not for your vagina, or your parents, or your boyfriend, or your friends, and not for you if you can't take care of it, but hey! You know what all the imbeciles will say; 'YOLO'! Don't be stupid. Use a condom. It's like a conversation between a mother and her child:

"Mama, what does birth mean?"

"Oh, that's when a woman was dumb enough not to use protection so then she has to push a watermelon-like sea-monkey out of her boyhowdy, sweetie."

"Holy fuck! Now I'm interested! MORE! MAKE ME LAUGH!"

"You just said it in a way like you wanted me to fuck you but whatever, anyways, childbirth is a messy situation which involves a midwife having to catch a baby in a large fishing net held between a screaming pregnant woman's legs AND it is a 24 hours of pain, screaming and insulting one's husband or fiancé or boyfriend."

And everyone, including Sindel, laughed at Shinnok's really funny yet impressive knowledge about childbirth and other things.

"My lord…. I expect…. A surprise is…. Waiting for us?", Sindel asked, her face blood-red from the heavy laughing.

"Oh yeah, just one minute", the elder god coughed, taking deep breaths in and out. "Damn you, Shinnok. You are really funny."

A minute or so passed in silence with everyone taking in deep breaths, their stomachs aching in pain after having a good laugh together. The elder god stood up and finally spoke.

"Dear brothers and sisters, as you know how hard we worked together to create these realms, we have come this far and we could finally rest and let things play out. But there is just one thing left to show you, my friends, one last 'thing'. We have decided to create something special, something…. Which you would say is a…. guardian to all of us. But I would say he is our Champion."

"He?", Shinnok questioned.

"Yes, he is a wraith of Netherrealm. He is made completely from hellfire. He will walk among the realms and kill anyone who threatens our existence…. Or him. Also he is given freewill; something which I believe will suit him most. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Hanzo Hasashi AKA Scorpion, the Champion of the Elder Gods."

The elder god raised his hand and in a flash of flames, a humanoid figure appeared in front of them. He was wearing a black bodysuit over a black and yellow ninja-garb. His suit was decorated with a golden armor with a red gem on the chest. He wore bladed gauntlets with spiked knuckles and wore a black hood over his head with a black and gold scorpion-themed facemask. He also had scorpion-themed shoulder pads. He had two scorpion-hilted shaped swords secured on his back and had a skull warped around his waist and a stinger-shaped kunai tied to a golden metal chain around his skull-shaped belt.

He was floating in air thanks to the elder god's power. His eyes were closed, as if he was sleeping.

"WOW! You named him too!", Shinnok said.

"Of course. Why would you create something without naming it?"

"Can I touch him?"

Shinnok went near the figure and was about to touch his leg, but the elder god slapped his hand with his other free hand.

"No, you can't touch him. He's in sleep-mode right now."

"Sleep-mode? Are you telling me that he is just a prototype?"

"No, I just don't want to awaken him now. And he will pierce you with his kunai the moment he opens his eyes. So, just for YOUR safety, I put him to sleep."

"MY SAFETY? I'm an Elder God."

"Yet incautious."

"That…. That…. Is just rude."

"Whatever."

The elder god flicked his fingers and Scorpion disappeared in flames.

"There you go, that's the surprise. Everyone may go now. Sindel, good luck."

"Thank you, my lord."

Everyone left the conference to tend to their own business. Sindel had nothing to do now; she has to wait 8 hours for the babies to develop. She strolled down the hallway and stopped near a large window and watched the scenery.

How beautiful this place is designed, the buildings, the flora, the white flowers, the bright blue sky and that small coffee shop down there, it's just perfect.

She decided she would design Edenia same as Eden, minus the futuristic part. As she thought earlier, she would give birth to one child and make her Outworld's empress. She thought of the other one, what would her title be while this one is ruling? Ah! She would appoint her as Edenia's princess for the time being. So this was the plan, the elder one would be the Princess, and the younger would be the Empress. She didn't know why she gave Outworld to the younger one, but she felt like it would suit her.

She felt a slight throb in her belly, huh, how fast they got produced. She smiled and put her hand on her belly, it was regular sized even though two twins are in there. She rubbed her stomach and felt a little pain.

"Just 8 more hours."

8 hours later….

Sindel walked through the hallway and entered her room. Locking the door behind her, she sat on her bed in a complete 90 degrees position, her legs spread open. She removed her thigh-high boots and her very revealing thong. Her upper body was clothed while her lower portion was naked, leaving her legs and vagina exposed to open air.

She dug her two fingers into her vagina and felt a soft, wet texture in there. It was a baby's head. She closed her eyes and rubbed her vagina for a moment, taking in deep breaths. She couldn't do it. She felt like something is not right, something strange happening to her. She was scared.

Tears began forming in her eyes. She was afraid of the pain that was about to come to her, but she has to get through it. Her hands starting shaking of constant fear, her tears flowing down her cheeks and onto her abdomen. She was a helpless goddess right now; no one was there now to help her or to encourage her. She closed her eyes in complete defeat and was about to give up, but no, not when she saw him.

In the doorway of her room, she saw the yellow-garbed ninja the elder god showed them earlier. He was standing there, looking at her straight in the eyes. She didn't make a move, not even covering her genitals to some 'stranger'. She was fixated on him, her tears continuously flowing out of her eyes, it was just a hallucination. He moved forward and sat on her bed without saying a word, still looking at her orange eyes. She got a closer look at him, everything was human about him, except that he is made from hellfire and that his eyes were yellow. He put his hand on her shoulder; his hard, muscular hand on her soft shoulder. Even though this was just her imagination, she could feel him, feel his heat.

"There is no need to be afraid, my goddess", he spoke in a deep, spine-chilling voice. "You can do it, you are a brave deity. You are strong, beautiful, caring, and even more that can't be expressed in words."

He placed his hand on her stomach, rubbing it gently.

"My love is in there, and I look forward to seeing her, she will be a very beautiful woman, a strong warrior, and a loving Empress. She is trying to come out right now, I sense it. Do it, my goddess, bring out your most loving child."

With that being said, he removed his mask and kissed her forehead, his lips were perhaps the most strongest lips she has ever felt. She looked at his face and her eyes widened. Right here in front of her, she saw what might be the most handsomest man she has ever seen. He had a beardless face, with strong, hard cheeks and a perfect nose that fits on his face. He had some lines between his eyebrows, which make him look like he's angry all the time, but not while he is here with her, he was smiling at her warmly, wiping the tears off her cheeks. He leaned in and kissed her cheek before disappearing in blink of an eye.

She smiled and thanked him. Putting her two fingers between her vagina, she opened it so the baby would come out more easily. She put her other hand under her vagina, where once the infant comes out, it will rest its head on her hand. She pushed, taking in all her power to giving birth. She took a deep breath and pushed again, until she felt something soft widening her cervix, the baby is being delivered. She pushed harder this time, until the baby's head was in her view, she looked down at the small, round, cute face and smiled, while feeling intense pain at the same moment. Her genitalia, buttocks and thighs were all covered with blood, which began gushing out of her vagina. Her cervical walls widened more, giving space for the infant's shoulders and body to come out easily. She pushed yet again harder and the blood-covered baby came out of her vagina, resting its head on her hand. Its umbilical cord was still attached. Grabbing it at the end with her thumbnail and index finger, Sindel separated the cord from the baby. She held the baby in her arms and studied her. She had a very beautiful face and had glowing orange eyes and veins all over her body, same as her mother. Sindel kissed the baby's forehead and laid her down beside her, while she returned her attention to bringing out the other infant still in her womb.

Due to her cervix being stretched out, it will be easy to bring out the other one. She pushed and felt a baby's head at her cervix, she flinched a bit, something sharp was clawing at her walls, like it was a razor. She ignored the pain and pushed harder till the baby's head protruded out of her vagina. Thick red blood gushed out of her vagina during the process; her legs and the sheets below her were stained with red blood. Gently grabbing its head with both her hands, she slowly pulled it out of her sex and rested the baby on her thigh and plucked the cord out of its place. Moments later, the placenta slid out of her vagina and rested on the bed. She took the fleshy organ and threw it aside, no longer needed. She took two towels, one blue, the other magenta, and covered the bloodied babies with them. She wiped the blood off their faces and hugged them gently, careful not to crush the 5-minute old children. She looked at the child with the magenta towel and her eyes went wide with surprise. Unlike the other one, this one's body was clean of any glowing veins and was pale, but her most noticeable feature was the yellow-glowing feline-like eyes and the razor-sharp teeth going from ear to ear. This is not to say that she didn't have lips, she actually had one. A pink, round, beautiful lips separated the Glasgow-like grin. She opened her mouth and saw that behind the lips were sharp incisors and canines. She smiled and kissed her on the forehead, admiring her beauty. She hugged both of them once more and laid down on her bed, leaving the blood to cover her vagina and legs. She rested both of them on her breasts and closed her eyes, resting for a moment. She felt some intense heat coming from her side, getting higher in temperature. She opened her eyes and saw the yellow-garbed ninja standing there smiling behind his mask. She smiled back at him. He sat on the bed beside her and looked at the blood-covered babies sleeping on her chest. He felt her hand on his shoulder and looked at her. He leaned in and whispered into her ears.

"Congratulations, my goddess."

With that, he removed his mask, kissed her forehead and was about to leave, until he felt her hand on his shoulder. He turned around and looked at her. The look in her eyes was enough to tell him that she wanted someone to be with her right now, like she needed him. He smiled and laid down with her, letting her rest on his chest. He wrapped his arms around her and graced her cheeks with his other hand. Even though he was just a hallucination, she felt like this was some sort of a 'physical' one. And it was true; he was 100% organic, which means she can touch him like a normal person would do to another.

She rested the magenta toweled baby on his chest while she kept the blue one on hers. He looked at the baby sleeping on his chest and smiled, gracing her teeth with his finger, careful not to cut them.

"Beautiful, the way I wanted her to be", he said in a whispering tone.

She smiled and looked up at him. "You seem like you love her…. A lot."

"As I said earlier, my love was inside you, here she is now, with you…. with me."

"I have a feeling like she will be your wife."

"It's true."

She brought her hand to his face and looked at him deep in the eyes.

"You take care of her while I'm away, alright?"

"Your command is my duty."

She smiled and kissed him on his hard cheeks. He put his hand on her head and ran his fingers into her silver hair. They remained like this for a while and then he asked her a question.

"What would you name them?"

"Well, I'm gonna name this one on my chest…. Kitana. The one who's resting on yours…. Mileena."

"Hmm, Mileena", he whispered. "Nice. Well, I'll leave you rest."

Sindel wrapped her arms around him and rested her head on his shoulders, wanting him to stay with her.

"Please, stay with me."

"My goddess, you know I'm just an illusion."

"Yet I can touch you…. I can feel you. Please stay, if not for me, but for these children."

"I'll stay for all of you. But remember, once you open your eyes, I'm already gone."

"Alright."

After a minute of silence, she spoke to him.

"When will I get to meet you?"

"Sometime in the future."

"And?"

"And I won't know who you are, so we would need to introduce ourselves…. Again. You better get some sleep, you need it."

She laid against his chest and drifted into slumber. He took the white sheets and covered her, the babies and himself with it. He wrapped his arms around them and let them rest while giving one final kiss on her forehead. He laid down with them, sleepless as the night passed them.

Morning….

Sindel woke up to find baby Mileena sleeping beside her. She smiled and sat on the bed, Kitana still sleeping on her breast. She gently laid her down beside her younger twin sister while she yawned and rubbed her eyes. She looked around the room to see if Shinnok 'pick-pocketed' into her room and 'looked after her'. Nope. Nobody's here. She smiled out of joy, at least she got some time of peace…. Alone. She took the sheets off herself and stared down at her bloodied legs and vagina. She took a white towel and wiped the dried blood away. After finishing it, she heard a faint whimper coming from her side and turned around. She saw Mileena waking up and held her in her arms. The baby smiled once she saw her mother's face. She brought her hand to her face. Sindel felt the soft, smooth hand touching her cheeks. Never she thought a baby would do something instantly like this, but Mileena and Kitana were unique and special, as they were both daughters of a goddess.

She graced her soft cheek with her finger and kissed her forehead. The baby laughed once her mother's lips touched her head. Sindel hugged her daughter and laid down on the bed with her, while waiting for Kitana to wake up.

Moments later, Kitana woke up and smiled at her mother. Sindel picked her up and looked at her deep in the eyes. Something told her that Kitana would have a long tongue, a very long tongue that no one would be able to win an argument with her. While she was distracted by her thoughts, Kitana put her soft hand on her cheeks and brought her out of her thoughts. Sindel smiled at her and hugged both her and Mileena.

"Let's introduce you two", she whispered to them.

She held both of them in her arms and got out of her room and made it to the conference room. It was empty, everyone except the elder god were absent. She walked over to the large circular table and laid them down on it.

"Did it finally work, Sindel?", the elder god asked.

"Yes, my lord."

"Good. Congratulations."

"Thank you."

"Well, it's a little bit early, but it's okay, this room will be filled in about…. 5 minutes."

"Well, that leaves enough time for me to discuss something with you."

"And that is?"

She walked over to where he was sitting and knelt down before him.

"Before and after I gave birth, I saw this Wraith that you presented to us yesterday."

"Scorpion, that's what he's called."

"Yes. He appeared before me and…. Spoke to me in a way like he knows me."

"Sindel, there is really something between you and him."

"What?"

"Yeah, you two will love each other in the future."

"No…."

"It is obvious that he will love your younger daughter, but he will eventually fall in love with you too. This is not to say that he won't turn his attention away from…. Mileena, he will treat you the same as he will treat her."

"And…. I felt like he was there."

"Of course, that is something which I didn't tell you. He is…. Special, like, be it a hallucination or not, he can still touch you and vice versa."

"Wow, you put a lot of essence into him."

"Indeed."

"Thank you for clearing my doubts, my lord."

"You're welcome."

She smiled at him and rested her head against his knee. He graced her cheeks and leaned down and kissed her forehead. She did not hesitate to use the opportunity to kiss him. She put her hand on his face and brought him closer to her face and drove him into a kiss. He blushed when this happened, but he did not push her off, instead he let her do whatever she was doing. She broke the kiss and looked at him deep into the eyes before driving him into another long kiss.

After a minute or so, she got up and sat in her place, which is still…. Next to the earth god. Soon, the conference room was filled with gods and elder gods and Shinnok couldn't keep his mouth shut which was spitting out words about sex, vagina, penis, and asshole and even though he saw two babies lying down on the table, he didn't mind to keep quiet should they hear such words and grow up using them.

"Oh, for the love of Sindel's babies, would you shut the hell up about the size of your penis", Raiden said.

"But my rod is taller than Argus'."

"WHATEVER!"

"ENOUGH!", the elder god's voice boomed over them.

Finally everyone took their seats and everything was silent, not even a pin drop was heard.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I don't have anything to say, so I'll go straight to the point", the elder god pointed at the two babies lying in front of Sindel. "Sindel has given birth. That's it."

And that's when everyone cheered for Sindel's success. Shinnok got up from his chair and walked over to the babies.

"Oh, really? Let's have a look at them, shall we?"

He looked at Kitana and was amazed by her beauty, but did not show it to anyone. "Hmm, beautiful."

He then shifted his attention to Mileena…. And that's when he lost his shit. Because seeing someone with a bunch of razor-sharp teeth for the first time is not gonna be easy, not even for a god. Except Sindel, because, SHE. IS. SINDEL.

"WHAT THE FU…. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?", Shinnok screamed.

"That's Mileena", Sindel replied.

"WHO THE FUCK IS MILEENA!?", he backed away, to eventually fall on the floor, screaming like a psycho-bitch.

"Mileena is my daughter. AND CALM YOUR SHIT! SHE WON'T HURT YOU!"

Two or three minutes passed with the gods trying to calm the elder god down, who kept screaming hysterically. They tried different methods; bitch-slap him; punch him; give him a powerful kick in the balls, which was done by Sindel. But nothing could stop him from screaming, not until Raiden hit him in the back of the head with his staff, his electric motherfucking staff. The elder god fell face-down on the floor, accompanied by a loud thud.

"Man, that was annoying", Raiden said, making his staff disappear in a bolt of electricity.

"Damn right", Sindel replied.

"I hope your kids did not hear any of those swear words", he walked over to the table, near the babies.

"They did not, I'm sure of it."

"Say, what are you going to do again?"

"Make one Outworld's Empress while this one", she held Kitana in her arms, "Will take her place should she fail."

"Hmm, nice."

Raiden graced Mileena's cheeks, who caught hold of his finger and licked the pointy nails on it. He smiled down at her, while she let out a small giggle, enjoying herself with the Elder God of Thunder. "Will they age?"

"Not now", the elder god got up from his chair and looked down at Mileena. "We're going to stop their aging now, I don't know why, but, we will let them age at some time in the future."

"You mean when we go to our specific realms, that's what you're trying to say?", Sindel asked.

"Yes."

"Sounds like a good plan to me, my lord."

"I'm glad you said that. This discussion's over. You may go now."

Before they were able to leave, Shinnok woke up from his unconsciousness.

"OW! What happened?"

"You got fucking raped, that's what happened", Sindel replied.

"Really?"

"No."

Moments later….

Sindel went to the cafeteria, uhm, kitchen, after singing a very creepy lullaby for Mileena and Kitana so they would go to sleep. Arriving at the kitchen, she saw Raiden, Argus, Fujin, the fire god, the water god and the earth god sitting at the kitchen counter and doing whatever they were doing. She walked up to the counter and drank a cup of coffee.

"So, Sindel", Raiden spoke. "How's your babies?"

"They're fine."

"What did you name them?"

"Kitana and Mileena."

"I suppose Mileena is going to be Outworld's Empress?"

"Exactly."

"Nice."

She smiled at him until she heard someone running in the hallway and into the kitchen. It was Shinnok. Great. He showed up with a piece of paper in his hand and his eyes were open wide with a great smile.

"Hey guys, listen. Can I…. Can I get everyone's attention over here?"

Everyone looked at him with an "hhhhhhh" escaping their mouth.

"What is it, Shinnok?", Raiden asked.

"When I heard that Sindy's gonna give birth, the thought of female's genitals came into my mind. I wrote this one very funny definition of vagina and gave it synonyms!"

"Synonyms?", Sindel asked.

"Yes, I spent the last night inventing over 900 words which have the same meaning as vagina. So, would you guys like to hear it?"

"I don't know, uh, what do you say, Raiden?", Sindel asked Raiden.

"I would say let's go for it. One or two laughs would be good."

"Alright, this better be worth my time, Shinnok", Sindel said in a serious tone, which Shinnok didn't care about.

"Here we go: Vagina is the best friend a penis will ever have. When aroused, swells and produces a filmy, whitish lubricant. Contains a number of nerve endings, none more sensitive than the clitoris, an organ a part of the vagina that is formed from the same tissue as the head of the male penis. Stretchable. Consequently, the wider the penis inserted, the more pleasurable for the woman. However, this is not an elastic waistband; most women prefer a fairly broad diameter equivalent to that of a fairly thick cucumber. Approximately six inches deep, sometimes more or less depending on the woman. Suffice to say, the value of a long penis diminishes after 8 inches or when lacking in depth. Exit for a baby.

The vagina is a buggy, often catastrophically so, feature of the Female Edition of the Human Being version 1.0. After approximately 13 to 16 years of proper operation, the vagina becomes problematic and starts failing periodically around once a month. This in turn leads to the corruption of the mental faculties of the host. Whenever this happens, the individual in question is commonly referred to as "a bitch."

It is widely expected by pundits and pollsters alike that the vagina will be either entirely removed or fixed by the next release of Homo sapiens. When asked about any current patches to resolve this issue in existing organisms, Evolution will clearly state that it has "no resources available at the moment." In addition, it will widely be known by Nature that the vagina was a design decision "not fully thought-out." As a result, humanity will suffer the devastating consequences, on a roughly monthly basis. Also known as the "pussy", it is most commonly found in the southern region of the female body, feeding mainly on dicks and tampons, occasionally fingers, tongues, and dildos. It's natural pray, the penis, penetrates the vagina with it's stealth attack while the pussy's only defense mechanism is its fatal grip, repeatedly choking the Wang until it throws up. Non-domestic vaginas roam wild and free in some isolated areas called BUSHES.

Used for sex, oral sex, squeezing out a baby and spreading genital herpes.

AND it's something that females have that make them retarded and makes them not make sense. Can also make them a bitch once a month. Doesn't apply to all.

This is how some humans with vaginas act:

Man: Hey honey, I love you.

Woman: I HATE YOU! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!

*1 hour later*

Woman: I'm sorry."

"Could you just say the fucking synonyms?", Sindel asked.

"Okay. Synonyms include:

Copher, cunt, pussy, twat, cooter, beaver, fish lips, taco, camel toe, muff, snatch, fuck hole, garage, oven, love button, penis glove, cock sock, cock pocket, JJ, hoo-hah, bajingo, cum dumpster, sperm bottle, goop chute, slit, trim, quim, pooter, love rug, poontang, poonanie, cooch, tunnel of love, vertical bacon sandwich, bearded clam, cookie, Cooley hopper, nookie, the pink, honey pot, cunny, vag, meat curtains, hatchet wound, putz, fur burger, box, front bottom, gash, kebab, kitty, Minge, snapper, catfish, vertical smile, love box, love canal, nana, flower, the cum dump, Cho-cha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, laps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, piss flaps, the fish flap, the furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini biz kit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty Kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, Velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuck pocket, hump hole, pink circle, silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet, Holiest of Holies, sugar hole, The Death of Adam, home plate, Deer Hoof, Golden Arches, Cat's Paw, Mule Nose, Yo-Yo Smuggler, Mumbler, Dinner Roll, Crotch Waffle, Piss Fenders, crack, Melvin, Dove Breast, Brake pads, Vedgie, Slurpy, Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums, Rooster Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver 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garage, slurpee machine, pink cookie, penalty box, ground zero, meat crease, bait, birth canal, holy grail, pole hole, pork pie, fuzz bucket, one-eyed python trail, bubble gum by the bum, stink rink, theme park, saloon doors, pink truffle, bitter and twisted, burger bar, meat counter, temperamental ring piece, python syphon, big bud, the Wombs day Book, the condo downstate, snake lake, the indoor barbecue, pound cake, beef tomato, tickled pink, launch pad, horn of plenty, the indoor picnic, hamper of goodies, flapped bap, bonefish, close encounter with the turd kind, sperm bank, man's charity bash, bush tucker, midnight dip, the one-door vulva, the welcome opponent, the Twatlantic Ocean, temporary lodgings, field of dreams, bean, cooze, old catcher's mitt, devil's hole, Lucy, pish buffet, pooswaa, poonaner, Davey Jones' locker, pink panther, tinker bell, south mouth, dick eater, wonder bread, wolly bolly, foxhole, hot pocket, head catcher, Lawrence of A Labia, silk funnel, dick driver, 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portal, count fapula, red river gorge, happy valley, revolving in/out door, baby zipper, Richard's house, stop-n-pop, bone polisher, packin shack, Weiner wrap, clap trap, dildo hotel, axe gash, pearl hotel, sea food six pack, clam canal, coose canal, dick deposit, wand waxer, vidgie, Erie canal, candy kiss, gauntlet, round mound of bee hound, lick n' stick, lap flounder, tomahawk chop, chin-chin, pachinko, cuntry pie, lip tip, the big casino, one eyed worm hole, Amazon forest, cock cave, fuck donut, coochie pop, baby, wet seal, pissy froth hole, bald biscuit, the unmentionable, man's ruin, peeshie, hairy potter, Courtney cocksleve, panty hamster, deep pink, jaws of life, gizmo, faith, cock magnet, slippery slide, Meat tunnel, pink heaven, squid, dick basket, hot spot, poochika, pudding, bowl, love cave, squeeze-box, the bone collector, goodie basket, depository, pink turtleneck, bread-box, little Debbie, pole hole, Pandora's box, snail tracker, cuntzilla, home base, pud pocket, bear trap, Indian bones and the temple of poon, chanch, big Montana, noochie, choot, golden valley, nappy roots, dick mitten, mystical fold, red bread, meat locker, douche luge, pushing cushion, cock tease."

And that's when everyone showed their reactions to the synonyms, Sindel was sitting there with a face-palm, Fujin was about to throw up but got hold of himself, Argus, the water god and the fire god didn't give a shit, only Raiden and the Earth god were the only ones who showed interest.

"Man, I love that tasty vagina, especially the "fish sandwich". Yum, makes my mouth watery", Raiden said, licking his lip.

"EWW", Sindel said in disgust. "You gods are just…. Disgusting."

"AND to make Sindel, the only female present here, feel better, I made some synonyms for the male penis", Shinnok said, turning his paper.

"What?", Sindel asked.

"Yes, dear. Females are not the only things when it comes to slang."

"Okay, let's see what you got."

"The Penis: The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society. The appendage used to penetrate a vagina, causing an embryo, therefore a fetus to pop out in 9 months, which eventually resembles a baby. One of two things that men keep after a divorce. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions. Something women can't live without.

The life of a Penis:
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Every time he gets excited, he throws up
-And worst of all, his owner beats him.

Synonyms include:

Baby-maker, bell on a pole, bishop, bratwurst, cock, custard launcher, dick, dickie, ding dong McDork, dong, donger, dork, dragon, erector, fang, ferret, fire hose, heat-seeking moisture missile, hose, Jimmy, John, John Thomas, joystick, knob, leaky hose, lingam, little Bob, little Elvis, Longfellow, love muscle, manhood, meaty, meat popsicle, member, middle stump, monkey, Mr. Squirked, mushroom head, mutton, old boy, old fellow, old man, one-eyed snake, one-eyed trouser-snake, one-eyed monster, pecker, pee pee, Percy, Peter, piss weasle, prick, private part, purple-helmeted warrior of love, purple-headed yogurt flinger,
rod, roundhead, sausage, schlong, schmuck, shmuck, schwanz, Schwarz, short arm, skin flute, tassle, third leg, thumper, todger, tonk, tool, trouser snake, tube steak, Wang, Wang dudle, wick, Willy, Ying yang,
yogurt gun."

And Sindel went into yet another face-palm, because she is now embarrassed after she heard those words about the penis, why did she even tell him to continue in the first place? Raiden and the Earth god laughed after they heard everything. Argus, the water god and the fire god showed some slight interest this time, but quickly turned it down, Fujin couldn't get hold of himself this time, he quickly puked on the kitchen floor; vomiting some white liquid mixed with the coffee he was drinking. So, the end result was a chocolate-milk like liquid spilled on the white concrete floor.

"Ach! Really, Fujin? In a cafeteria?", Shinnok asked.

"But I couldn't get hold of myself, especially when I heard the "yogurt gun", how could you use the term of a food to describe the penis? And for the last fucking time, it's a KITCHEN!"

"No, it's not, it's a cafeteria, ever seen the billboard at the entrance?"

"I did, and I think it needs to get removed."

"You lay your finger on it and I'm gonna…."

"Do what?"

"ENOUGH!", Sindel screamed.

Everyone looked at her with fear in their eyes.

"I've had enough of this shit, especially you, Shinnok. You are just one….", she stopped, not daring to challenge the elder god.

"What?", he asked.

"Nevermind. Not a big deal."

"Ah, I see, you're just scared of me, gotcha!"

"No, I'm not."

"Yes, you are."

"Whatever you say."

Just then, the elder god entered the kitchen and caught everyone's attention.

"My brothers and sisters, there is something I must say to you all. I think our worst fears have come true; Armageddon will occur in the future. Almost every realm would clash with one another until there is no more. It will be a fight to the death, the death of the universe. I have foreseen it; it's like nothing you have imagined. Any solutions, anyone? To keep this from ever happening."

Sindel raised her hand. "May I?"

"Yes, Sindel."

"How about we make a tournament each generation to keep the realms from attacking each other. Like we propose it to keep the realms from ever bringing Armageddon."

The elder god was amazed at her suggestion, so were the others, except Shinnok, he didn't know what the fuck she meant.

"Amazing! Excellent idea, Sindel!", the elder god said.

"Thank you."

"Wait, I, uh, I have a doubt", Shinnok said.

"Yes, Shinnok?", Sindel said.

"What did you actually mean?"

"Oh my, are you serious? I clearly said that we will create a tournament, Mortal Kombat Tournament, that's what I will call it, to keep those realms from ever losing their shit."

"Uh, okay."

"You didn't get it, did you?"

"No, no, I got it, which means I didn't."

"Should I?"

"Yes, yes, repeat it again."

Sindel thought for a while, thinking if Shinnok was playing with her again. He definitely understood what she said, but he is acting like he didn't. She just let go of the thought and walked out of the kitchen.

"Fuck all this, you know? You definitely understood what I said. I'm gonna make this tournament come true. I'm leaving for Edenia, take my daughters with me, and make a champion for myself to help me win the tournament, fucking Error Macro."

"Who's Macro?", Shinnok asked.

"Someone you wouldn't even fucking care to know about!"

Sometime later….

Sindel moved on with her plans, she travelled to Edenia along with her two daughters, who were still infants. The kingdom was designed in a very beautiful way, the same way she has imagined it. Life at the realm was good, she ruled over the very little inhabitants that had just started to appear. She and both of her daughters were protected by the Edenain Imperial Guard. Though she did not want such protection, she felt like it was necessary, to cover her identity as a goddess. Argus arrived some time later to start his rule as Edenia's Protector. Well, not so soon, he came to inform her of something that had just happened, someone has lost his shit.

He entered the throne room of the Grand Palace of Edenia and saw Sindel sitting on her throne. She got up once she saw him.

"Greetings, Argus. How can I help you?"

"Sindel, we got a problem."

"What kind of problem?"

"You better see it for yourself."

He closed the distance between them and took her hand. In an instant, they were teleported to Earthrealm. Sindel couldn't believe her eyes, instead of seeing how peaceful Earth was, it was instead a battlefield, between the Elder Gods and…. Shinnok? Uh, she knew that elder god would turn rogue one day. He was currently standing in the middle of the blood-stained battlefield, with some dead raptors, Earthrealm's inhabitants at that time, on the ground. Good job, Fujin. Raiden would have been a better protector if he was given the motherfucking Earthrealm.

Shinnok was holding an amulet in one hand and a staff in the other, killing whomever got in his way. He held his amulet in the air, trying to accomplish something with it.

"No, Shinnok! Don't do it!", Raiden called out.

"Earthrealm is mine! The universe is mine!"

"It isn't supposed to be this way!"

"It should be! You are all pathetic cunts!"

Sindel joined at Raiden's side and the other gods.

"Hey, Raiden. What's going on?"

"As you can see, Shinnok lost his shit."

"Damn, I knew this would happen one day."

"And you didn't tell us?"

"How can I be sure, dammit!"

She called out to Fujin.

"Hey, Wind Blower, good job!"

"Don't blame me! How can I protect this realm when someone pushes me aside and starts all this shit?"

"Well, you should have kept an eye out."

"He appeared out of nowhere, okay?"

"WHATEVER!"

She turned to Shinnok, who was standing atop of a pile of dead raptors. He tried to use his amulet to gain full power and take over this young realm, and eventually the whole universe. She means, come on! Life has just started, for fuck's sake!

"Hey, Shinnok! Stop!", she called out to him.

"Well, look at what we have here, the Queen of Edenia! How impressive! You know, Sindy? You though I spent that night in my room just writing synonyms for the pussy and the sausage? NO! I devoted my time to making this sacred amulet, something more powerful that your Elder Gods' pathetic kamidogu. Soon the universe will be mine, starting with this pathetic realm!"

He lifted his amulet in the air, which began to glow red. Everyone in front of him was unsure what to do, because when he's in possession of his amulet, he is purely immortal. No one dared to stop him, not even the Elder God, the other elder god, the female elder god, the fire one, the water one, the earth one, Raiden, Argus, Fujin, and Sindel.

"Tremble before me as I absorb Earthrealm's powe….", he was interrupted by a kunai impaling his chest from behind.

"GET OVER HERE!"

It was Scorpion, the real one this time, not a hallucination as Sindel thought. He dragged Shinnok towards him and opened a portal to the Netherrealm.

"To hell with you!"

He kicked him through the portal and disappeared in a flash of flames. The portal closed, imprisoning Shinnok in the realm he was supposed to rule. His amulet fell on the ground and Raiden took it, to hide it in one of the most safest places in Earthrealm.

Eons later….

Shinnok had been imprisoned for what seemed like a long time now. Since he was unable to rule Netherrealm because of this, his role as the Netherrealm's ruler was taken by a demon by the name of Lucifer. He ordered the demons and Onis present in the realm to punish Shinnok every single day. He got his limbs twisted, had his entrails ripped out, had nails dug into his fingers and toes, and had his eyes poked out. After all this was done, his gory remains reformed back into his original self to get ready for the torture the next day. This wasn't any of the Elder Gods' business, though. This was done by the free will of a demon. The torture continued for millennia until a demon sorcerer by the name of Quan Chi stumbled upon Shinnok. He freed him from his chains and allowed him to rule over the Netherrealm, as he was intended to be. He and Quan Chi teleported to where Lucifer's throne room was and found him there. He got surprised at seeing Shinnok freed and charged at him, but was easily killed by Shinnok by having his body flattened by a large skeletal hand.

With Lucifer dead, Shinnok assumed the position as ruler of the Netherrealm and formed an alliance with Quan Chi, who in return formed the Brotherhood of Shadow, a cult dedicated to worshipping Lord Shinnok.

Because of Quan Chi's role in freeing Shinnok and helping him get out of his prison, Scorpion was enraged. This was the reason why he hated them both so much, especially Quan Chi.

Elsewhere in Edenia….

Sindel's successful role as the Queen was highly praised by the inhabitants of her realm. Her daughters' non-aging process was removed. They were adults now. Kitana served alongside her mother as the Princess of Edenia.

At the age of 18, Mileena was crowned as Empress of Outworld. Her empire grew powerful, more than her mother's, and many people chose to live in her realm rather than the Queen's, or the Goddess'.

Both of them didn't know about their mother's origins, or even cared to ask if they had a father or not. And then it comes to test their 'goodness'. Kitana, as Sindel had predicted, had a long tongue. She constantly sweared when she was around her mother and sister, but not around the public. Nonetheless, she was a good child and obedient daughter. Mileena, on the other hand, was ten times better than her elder sister. Though some F-Bombs were thrown here and there, she was a good woman. But one problem Sindel had with her younger daughter was that she never called her 'Mommy'. While Kitana didn't have that issue, Mileena had. The goddess couldn't understand why this was happening to her. Elder Gods help her.

Anyways, then comes the Mortal Kombat. Sindel needed a champion for herself to win the tournament. Should the champion fail in nine consecutive tournaments, the winner would have to face her in the final round of the tenth one to be crowned the Mortal Kombat Grand Champion.

And now the very first Mortal Kombat tournament was held in the Kombat Island, an island between the realms of Earth and Outworld. The structures on the island were designed in a Chinese-like architecture, with beautiful flowers, candles and many more. The main fighting arena, The Courtyard, was located in the middle of the island fortress. Here, matches, including Mortal Kombat matches, were held. Shaolin Monks, Chinese people from Earthrealm, were invited to watch the tournament by the goddess herself. She even gave them the opportunity to fight in the tournament. Many of them declined, except one such monk, the Great Kung Lao. He became the first person to represent the Order of Light, a religious sect dedicated to worshipping Fujin, Earthrealm's Protector.

Sindel was impressed; Fujin did a very good job in bringing someone strong enough to be called a badass. But not as a badass as her own champion will be. By forming a purple ball in her hand and using a little piece of her own essence, she made the enigmatic Ermac. This telekinetic ninja will surely win the tournament, he will.

She blessed the Great Kung Lao with a longer life span, he will surely need it.

1000 years later

The first Mortal Kombat Tournament, Kombat Island

The tournament was about to begin. Sindel was surprised at the amount of audiences and fighters that appeared. This concept was meant to keep the realms from ever going to war with each other. Perhaps this was the only way they could fight. Nevertheless, it was a great thing that had happened. If this never came to existence, Armageddon would occur just…. Now.

Anyways, the very first match was between Ermac and Bo' Rai Cho's, the drunken master, favorite student: Musō Gonnosuke Katsuyoshi.

Now, before the tournament, Gonnosuke had a quarrel with a samurai by the name of Miyamoto Musashi. What happened was that Gonnosuke fucked up at some goddamn sword-fight and lost, but his life was spared. That was the first duel. And now the second one would be held here. He was taught the Jojutsu style of fighting by Master Bo' Rai Cho the fat-ass.

What Gonnosuke didn't know was his opponent was Ermac, not Musashi. Since he didn't want to fight with some telekinetic ninja, he asked Cho to take his place. But since Master Cho is from Outworld, that would mean he is representing Outworld. So, he declined, forcing Gonnosuke with no other choice but to fight Ermac.

Sindel, the announcer of the tournament, was sitting on her throne on a large platform just in front of the fighting arena. Standing on her sides were her daughters, to her right was Mileena, and to her left was Kitana. Standing beside Kitana was Skarlet, Sindel's second creation after Ermac. She was made by her own blood with some magik. Both of them were like son and daughter to Sindel, while Skarlet accepted that fully, Ermac didn't. He believed that he was just made to serve, not to have a life with 'family'. Whatever it was, Sindel still treated him as her own son.

Both Ermac and Gonnosuke walked up to the stage and got ready to fight.

"We are many; you are but one", Ermac said.

"You will fall, nevertheless", Gonnosuke replied.

"We will see", Ermac got into his fighting stance.

"Round 1. FIGHT!", Sindel announced.

Gonnosuke began his move towards Ermac, charging at him with his sword drawn. Ermac levitated off the ground and kicked him in the back. Gonnosuke fell on the ground but recovered quickly. He drew his sword again and tried to impale Ermac with it. Ermac used his telekinesis to control his sword and threw it aside. When Gonnosuke was finally unarmed, Ermac made the move by flying towards him at high speed and hitting him hard enough with his fists to make him fall on the ground. Gonnosuke fell with a heavy thud.

"Your abilities pale before us", Ermac taunted, getting back into his fighting stance.

Gonnosuke recovered too and got ready.

"Round 2. FIGHT!"

Ermac wasted no time in winning the match. In an instant, he used his telekinesis to control the sword that was lying on the ground, and used it to impale Gonnosuke with it. Blood spurted out from the impact of the weapon and Gonnosuke fell on his knees.

Seeing this as an opportunity to end him once and for all, Ermac waited for the call.

"FINISH HIM!", Sindel ordered.

Ermac raised his green glowing hand and absorbed Gonnosuke's soul until all that remained was a green glowing skeleton with blood all around the area it was kneeling on.

"Ermac wins! Flawless victory! Fatality!"

Ermac left the stage, passing by a shocked Master Cho who just saw his favorite student getting killed.

"Well, that was a good fight", Kitana said to her mother.

"Indeed it was. I have a feeling from now that we will win this easily. Don't you think, Mileena?", Sindel asked.

"Of course, my Queen."

Sindel got a little sad when hearing that, but shock it off.

"Next fight: Ermac vs. Musashi."

And so, Ermac began his journey to becoming the Mortal Kombat Grand Champion. He telekinetically ripped, mutilated, decapitated, impaled and killed many warriors trying to take his place, including Musashi, whom he killed by ripping his head off. He eventually became the Champion in the name of Edenia. Over the course of the next 500 years, Ermac, wearing a red ninja-garb at that time, held a 9-tournament winning streak. Should he win the tenth one, he would have to face his own creator to be crowned the Champion again.

But this was all cut short by his defeat at the hands of the Great Kung Lao, who also held a 9-tournament winning streak, and trained well enough to beat him in the tenth one.

500 years later

"FINISH HIM!", Sindel ordered, with a little disappointment in her voice.

The Great Kung Lao, due to following the rules of the Shaolin strictly, which says not to kill, just gave a kick to Ermac and bowed down in front of the Queen.

"Congratulations, Lao. You have proved yourself worthy of being the Champion of Mortal Kombat. But before being such, you will have to face one final opponent: Me!", Sindel announced.

His heart raced faster when hearing this, he has never harmed a woman before nor even touched one. He has to do it, he has to.

And so, the goddess, in her all mighty, fell before an Earthrealmer, a Shaolin Monk. She couldn't believe it, how could this happen? No one would ever defeat a god. But she shook it off, let the Earthrealmers win; she has already won nine times, so it's okay to give them a chance. Fujin, and the Earthrealmers have won the Mortal Kombat Tournament…. For now.

50 years later

Mileena, Sindel's daughter, went even far to expand her empire. She konquered nearby lands through peace. Because of this type of konquest, people grew to love their empress a lot. Sindel herself was even proud of her daughter, but she still had that 'Mommy' issue. Mileena's peaceful konquests earned her the respect of the Shokans and the Centaurians. One of the Shokans, their queen, Sheeva, eventually grew to become Sindel's best friend. Sindel even treated her like her own sister. Both of their friendship was so tightly bond that it would never break. One of Sheeva's associates, Prince Goro, gave Sindel the idea to use him as the next fighter in the second Mortal Kombat Tournament. She could use Ermac, but the ninja didn't agree.

Ermac, in time, grew to have friends; one of them was his best friend, Erron Black. Though he despised Earthrealmers, he thought of Erron as a brother to him.

Sometime later….

Night

2:00 A.M.

Sindel was in her personnel bed chamber in the Grand Palace of Edenia. Everyone was asleep, looks like she was the only person 'alive'. Mileena had come to stay in her palace for a week. She joyfully agreed, wanting her daughter to spend time with her for once. She was currently sitting on her king-sized bed, thinking about Eden. She never even once missed that place, though it was loads of fun up there. She didn't even miss Raiden, Fujin or Shinnok, that bastard doesn't even deserve to be missed. She had heard the news of his escape from Lucifer's grasp, but she will be fine. Without his amulet, he wouldn't be able to travel to other realms and attack if he has to.

She laid down on her bed and closed her eyes. As she drifted into slumber, she was interrupted by a light coming from her side. She opened her eyes and sat there on the bed, looking at the light. The blue light formed into a humanoid figure. Sindel identified it, it was the Elder God.

"My lord, I haven't seen you in a while."

"Indeed, Sindel. It has been a long time."

"May I ask a question?"

"Go ahead."

"Why are you here?"

"To save your life."

"What?"

"Armageddon is imminent. No matter what we do, it will still occur."

"That means…."

"Mortal Kombat is of no use."

Sindel's eyes filled with anger.

"Those fucking mortals. Can't they just spend time at home and wack off to some good porn!?"

"Sindel, I advise you to leave Edenia, go somewhere safe."

"But my daughters…."

"There is no other choice. They might be able to take care of themselves. I just don't want you to get caught in middle of all this."

Sindel thought for a while and then agreed.

"Alright, I accept your advice."

"Good", the elder god said with a smirk.

"But there is one more thing left I have to deal with."

"And that is?"

Sindel took a paper and a pen and began writing something on it.

"What are you doing?", the elder god asked.

"Just some words of advice for my daughters."

She finished writing and put the paper down on the bed. Putting some perfume on it, she left Edenia, to the outskirts of Outworld, never to be seen again.

The letter she wrote in the paper was: "Dear Mileena and Kitana, mommy is going to tend to some serious business and won't be back for some time. I just want you two to know that I love you so much. Take care of yourselves, and take care of Ermac and Skarlet. They are your brother and sister after all, so be nice to them. And for the next Mortal Kombat Tournament tomorrow, Mileena will be the announcer. And Mileena, do whatever you want to do with Edenia. I've left the kingdom to you. And oh, the chicken's in the fridge if you'll ever need it.

Love you,

Mommy

Present Day

Hospital, Earthrealm

"And that's why I left you two. The End", Sindel finished telling her story.

"WOW!", Mileena exclaimed. "My husband's an Elder Gods' product!"

"Girl, if I knew Kuai had those hallucinations power, I would have been fucking a ghost for eternity!", Kitana said.

"At ease, Kitana", Sindel said.

"So, Uncle Shinny was a funny guy. Huh, never thought of that", Mileena said.

"Yeah, well, everyone has their own dirty secrets. I never thought Gods would have such a thing", Sindel replied.

"Even I have a dirty secret", Kitana said.

"We know what it is, Kitana."

"You do?"

"Yes, you posted that 'tubgirl' photo all over the goddamn internet."

"How did you know?"

"I'm a goddess, remember?"

"Yeah, right. Fuck."

"So…. Armageddon?", Mileena asked.

"Soon to happen sometime…. Now", Sindel replied.

"Goddamn it, mom! Why didn't you tell us? I have control of an army bigger than the whole fucking universe!"

"As if you mortals gonna win this war!"

"First: You are a goddess, so that means we are immortals. Second: It's fine, Armageddon's gonna be easy. It's like having a cup of coffee."

"Yeah, Mileena. Going to war is like having a cup of coffee. Fuck. Come. Let's not keep your husbands AKA my sons-in-law waiting."

"But, mom, uh, did you leave us because you hated us?", Kitana asked.

"No, not at all, dear. OK, you two were a pain in the ass for me but that doesn't mean I hate you."

"Oh, thank you for clarifying my doubts. I thought you never loved me."

"I love you. You two were good girls back then and you still are. But now look at you, especially you, Kitana."

"What's wrong with me, mom?"

"Drug dealing, that's what's wrong."

"Oh, come on, mother! It's not me, it's the addiction."

"I totally blame it on you."

"Mom, addiction's a part of the human nature."

"We are not humans, we are Edenians."

"What's the difference?", Mileena asked.

"An Edenian's face could be used as a boot print", Kitana replied.

"HAHA! Very funny."

"You know what's funny? Your face."

"Dude, you just insulted yourself."

"How's that?"

"We're twins."

"FUCK!"

"Enough of this, you two. Come on, let's go", the Queen ordered.

Meanwhile at the lobby room….

Scorpion and Sub-Zero were sitting in the lobby room, watching a very gory horror movie on a TV fixed on the corner of the roof. Scorpion was enjoying the movie from start to the nearing climax now. Sub-Zero, on the other hand, had to close his eyes because of the constant violence and gore that kept spawning every five minutes.

The movie they were watching was SAW IV. Sub-Zero was about to puke when he saw the gruesome autopsy scene at the beginning. Scorpion was having fun and was pleasured at the flesh-tearing sound and the realism of the gore the film crew had implemented to the scene. He was also proud that he finally got the chance to see his mother-in-law's favorite movie.

Next thing he knows, Sub-Zero had to go to the bathroom after seeing that fat guy's arms and legs being ripped apart. Scorpion was having a lot of fun. He never felt such sensation before.

And now, after an hour, the movie came to the climax, something Sub-Zero never expected.

Detective Hoffman appeared out of nowhere behind Detective Riggs, who was bleeding out from the gunshot wound he received from the head-crushed Detective Matthews. After a montage of flashbacks revealing his role as Jigsaw's successor, he walked past Riggs and turned around and said, "Game Over."

He walked out of the trap room and came upon the sickroom where the bodies of John Kramer, Amanda Young, Jeff and Lynn Denlon were laying. Detective Strahm stood there not knowing what to do. Hoffman took one last look at his dump shit and closed the door of the sickroom before him. Strahm turned around and aimed his gun at the door closing in front of him, locking him forever.

Hoffman locked the door and walked towards the exit while Jigsaw's voice addressed him. And then…. The scene went back to the autopsy, indicating that the whole movie was happening before this. Hoffman listened to the tape found in Jigsaw's stomach, which Sub-Zero had to puke when he saw liquid oozing from the cut-open organ.

After telling him that his work will continue and that "it's not over", the scene cut to black and then the credits rolled with the music "I.V." playing over it.

"Well, that was a good movie", Scorpion said, amazed by the plot twist.

"Yeah, no shit, I had to go to the bathroom to puke like…. Five times", Sub-Zero said.

"Never thought the Lin Kuei would be such…. Scared little shits."

"Hey! Never compare me to my brothers. We are more powerful than you know!"

"I don't think so."

"Yeah, I assume the Shirai Ryu are as weak as the pussy-dripping cunts they are."

"You say that one more time and I'm gonna…."

Before Scorpion could finish, he and Sub-Zero were distracted by a commercial showing up right after the credits. It was an advertisement made by Frost, Sub-Zero's apprentice, sometime before her addiction to Pineapple Express. Sub-Zero watched the whole commercial from the beginning to the end, taking in all the words that were being said.

"Ever wonder how Frost keeps that killer blue hairstyle intact? Now you too can look drop-dead gorgeous with Arctic Hold hair gel. Your icy good looks will freeze everyone in their tracks."

Just seeing Frost's picture and hearing her voice made Sub-Zero burst in tears. Scorpion felt pity for his best friend for once in his whole life. He wrapped his arms around him and got him into what might be the most friendliest hug ever.

"It's okay, Kuai. I too know how it feels like to lose a friend. What I actually mean is, I don't."

Sub-Zero broke the hug and looked at him fiercely in the eyes, but the tears streaming down his icy, orange orbs didn't make it too serious.

"You son of a bitch. Do you even know how it feels like to lose a friend!?"

"No. And don't call me a 'son of a bitch', I don't have a mother."

"Well, I can call you anything else I fucking want, you cheap-fucking dipshit little cunty bastard."

"HEY! HEY! HEY! I'm a product of the Elder Gods; you don't have the right to speak to me like that!"

"You gonna do anything about it, Shirai Ryu?"

"Prepare for Kombat!"

"In a hospital?"

"YES!"

Scorpion got up from his chair and drew out his kunai. Before he was about to start, he saw Takeda, Jacqui and Kung Jin at the entrance. Not wanting to fight in front of his student, he put his kunai back in its place and looked at Sub-Zero.

"Come on, wipe that tears off your face and let's meet the new generation, we'll continue this later."

Sub-Zero wiped the tears off his cheeks and went with Scorpion to talk with Takeda.

As soon as Takeda saw his Grandmaster, he got surprised.

"How's it going, Spider?", Scorpion asked.

"I'm fine, Grandmaster. Oh, I mean, Emperor."

"It's okay. Call me Grandmaster."

"Okay…. Grandmaster."

"Had IMAX and climax with Jacqui?"

"Nah, Amazon and anal."

"I see. So what brings you here?"

"Oh, it's about Jacqui. She received a phone call about her dad being killed in an explosion, maybe? Anyways, she heard that his body would be transferred over here and she insisted to see whatever was left of her father for the last time."

"Major Briggs died?", Sub-Zero asked.

"Yeah."

"Where did they find his body?", Scorpion asked.

"At a barn. Some 100 kilometers away from this hospital."

"Hey, Scorpy. Didn't the Empress mention a barn during our ride to here?", Sub-Zero asked.

"Yeah, why?", Scorpion asked.

"Don't you think she had something to do with Briggs' death? After all, he died in 'a barn' and she WAS in 'a barn'."

"But it was the Queen who killed…."

"So we just committed a fucking murder!"

"Calm down, it's not like they're gonna come after us, it would be the Queen or the Princess."

"Why not the Empress?"

"Because she played no major role in this so-called 'murder'."

"Anyways, THE SPECIAL FORCES ARE ON OUR HAIRY ASS!"

"CALM THE FUCK DOWN!"

"Jacqueline Briggs is gonna be pissed!"

"Wait, Jacqui's gonna be pissed for what?", Takeda asked.

"Oh, nothing", Sub-Zero said.

"Anyways, let's talk about something else", Scorpion said.

"Uh…. Okay", Takeda said.

"Why is Kung Jin with you?"

"Oh, haha, Kung Jin. Yeah, he's been living with me for a week now. His so-called 'revenant' cousins are busy training the Shaolin Monks, so they didn't need any of his homo-ass service, so they sent him to live with me for some time."

"That gay-ass motherfucking homo is ACTUALLY living IN your house?", Sub-Zero asked.

"Yep."

"And?"

"And he wouldn't let Jacqui and me sleep cause of his loud moans."

"Loud moans?"

"Yeah, the gay bastard has been up all day sitting in front of my PC spraying his cum all over the monitor after watching some cheap gay Japanese porn."

"I don't understand how he could fap to some blurred genitalia."

"He said he was focusing on that guy's beefy tits."

"Goddamn fetishism!"

"It's okay, Grandmaster Sub-Zero. He will see the 'light'…. Soon."

"Yeah, it's like that lesbian babe who saw the light when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips."

"Well, Kung Jin doesn't have a vagina, you know."

"Damn, I think he's lost for good."

"Well, if he is…. Then let's talk about something else", Scorpion said.

"Like what?", Takeda asked.

"Like your first moment with Jacqui…."

"HIYA! What's up, motherfuckers!?", a wild Kung Jin appeared out of nowhere.

"Oh great, the gayest bastard in all the realms is here!", Sub-Zero said.

"Thank you, Grandmaster."

"What? You actually enjoy being gay?", Sub-Zero's eyes widened.

"It suits me, Grandmaster."

"Huh, calling me 'Grandmaster' is the only reason that's keeping your spine in its place. Otherwise, you would be dead by then."

"The Shaolin fear no death, Grandmaster."

"My icy ass."

"So, how's life, Grandmaster?"

"I was about to ask the same question."

"OK, guess it's me first! Hehe. Uh, life's good, especially for me, I don't know about my cousins or the Shaolin, but it's fine. I have been at Takeda's for what seems like a week now. Been watching some gay porn, fapped to it, drank my own cum…."

"DRANK YOUR OWN WHAT?", Sub-Zero asked.

"Drank my own cum, Grandmaster. Takeda's water supply tastes like cat's piss. I bet it's Jacqui's vaginal juices."

"HEY! That's my girlfriend you're talking about!", Takeda said.

"But…."

"And my 'water supply', as you say, is because of the misconnected pipes in the goddamn building. They have literally connected the toilet pipes to the water pipes, so all I get to drink all day is Jacqui's piss, don't blame me!"

There was a moment of silence between the four men. Then Takeda spoke, realizing his mistake.

"Wait, did I just say Jacqui's….?

"Oh, no you didn't!", Scorpion said.

"I DID! FUCK! SHE'S GONNA FUCKING KILL ME!"

"I heard that!", a feminine voice came from behind them.

All four of them turned around and saw Jacqueline Briggs, her expression angry, especially at Takeda, but a bit of sadness was there, because of the news of her father's death.

"Damn, Jacqui's looking hot", Sub-Zero said.

"Yeah, I fucked this chick last night and cummed all over her nipples!", Takeda said.

He received a smack on the back of the head by Scorpion.

"OW! What was that for, Grandmaster?"

"First: Never call a woman a chick; they are ethereal beings we need to protect, not as something we enjoy all day naming them. Second: Never use the word 'fucking', it sounds similar to raping."

"I'll take that as a lesson, Grandmaster."

"Did she swallow your cum last night?", Sub-Zero asked.

"Yep, it was the most fun thing she ever had!"

"Too bad only minority of the whole universe swallow cum."

"Why don't more women swallow cum?", Takeda asked Scorpion.

"I don't know! It only lasts a few seconds for them. We men have to endure eating women out for much longer, and they ain't always fresh and dandy down there!"

"You think too much, Grandmaster."

"Did you even eat Mileena out?", Sub-Zero asked.

"No", Scorpion replied.

"Then how do you know it tastes like shit?"

"I have got a lot of friends who drank it."

"Uh, Grandmasters, if I may. Why don't you lick your women's vagina?", Takeda asked.

"Because it makes us look like we are submitting to them, and I hate being lesser than a woman, though I still see them as powerful and beautiful beings", Scorpion answered.

"What are you guys talking about?", Jacqui asked, after seeing them having a lively conversation.

"Um, nothing. Just some man-talk", Takeda replied.

"Oh, I see."

"How are you, Jacqueline Briggs?", Scorpion asked.

"I'm fine…. Grandmaster."

"I'm so sorry for your loss."

"Don't be, it's nothing."

"If you say so."

"I do."

On the other side of the hallway….

Mileena, Kitana and Sindel walked casually through the hospital until they stumbled upon Scorpion and Sub-Zero, talking with Takeda Takahashi, Kung Jin and Jacqueline Briggs. Briggs…. BRIGGS! HOLY CHICKEN FUCK!

Mileena gasped, catching her mother's and elder sister's attention.

"Are you alright, sweetie?", Sindel showed concern, gracing her daughter's cheeks.

Mileena just stood there motionlessly, staring at Jacqui.

"Hey, Mileena", Kitana went in front of her and shook her. "Are you alright?"

The Empress just kept staring at the Earthrealmer.

"Sister, how much's this?", Kitana showed two of her fingers to her sister.

"Goddammit, Kitana! She's not shocked to THAT extent!", Sindel said.

"I don't think so. Hey, Mileena!", Kitana shook her sister once more. "Snap out of it, come on!"

She gave one, hard slap to her and it brought her out of her shocked state.

"OH! Thank the Goddess of Edenia. Now tell me, sister, what's wrong?"

Mileena pointed at Jacqui. "Br…. Bri…. Briggs."

Kitana's eyes met Jacqui's and went wide. "OH MY FUCKING MOTHER!"

"What's wrong with Jacqueline Briggs?", Sindel asked.

"Mom…. If she finds out…. We're dead", Mileena answered.

"Dead?"

"Jackson Briggs…. Her father…. Dead…. By your hands."

Sindel's heart skipped one beat, but then relaxed. "It's okay, honey, no one can beat the Goddess of Edenia. Come, let's go talk to them."

"Mother, I don't that's a good idea…."

"It's okay, my child", Sindel put her hand on Mileena's shoulder. "Mommy is always there for you."

The trio went and greeted the new generation.

"Oh look! The Star Screamer's here!", Kung Jin said.

"Shut up, homo-ass Shaolin! I'm called the Queen of Edenia", Sindel said.

"Now that's pretty indecent for a queen to say something like that."

"Same goes for a monk."

"Correction: A gay monk", Kitana said.

"Damn right."

"Are you alright, queen?", Jacqui asked.

"Yes…. Yes, I'm fine, Ms. Briggs", Sindel replied.

"You've got bandages on your chest. Even you, Empress Mileena. What happened to your ear?"

Mileena spoke. "Oh, my ear. Yeah, it was an accident last night, we were in Kitana's apartment, and my mom was on top of a ladder, doing some shit with a nail gun. Something happened, mommy fell off the ladder, accidently shot nails in her chest three times. The ladder fell on me, fucked up my ear. And if you're wondering why the Princess over here is bruised and all that, it's because she took all pain than we've had."

"Oh, your poor women", Kung Jin said.

"Is that what really happened?", Jacqui wasn't convinced.

"Yes, that's what happened", Mileena replied.

"Hmm", Jacqui still wasn't convinced. "Where were you last night, Milee…."

Just then, the hospital was filled with dead bodies of the last night's barn massacre. A gurney with a cut-in-half body of Jax Briggs was the first one on sight. Jacqui burst into tears as soon as she saw her father's corpse. She went near the gurney and ran her fingers over the flesh and intestines. Her tears flowed down her eyes and onto the burned flesh. Sindel went behind her and put her hand on her shoulder.

"I'm so sorry, Jacqueline Briggs."

Jacqui remained silent and ran her bloody fingers over her father's cheeks.

"It's okay, Sindel", she exhaled. "Whoever did this…. Will pay. Will pay fucking good."

Jacqui turned around and hugged Sindel, unaware that she is embracing her father's killer. Sindel hugged her back.

The next gurney contained the burned corpse of John Carlton; dried blood was present on his chest. The sight of him shocked Takeda, he wondered if the next one was….

The next gurney contained the gory remains of what's left of Cassandra Carlton Cage. This even shocked Takeda more. The next one shouldn't be….

And yep, it was Sonya Blade's burned corpse.

Takeda fell on his knees and went into the most dramatic "NOOOOOOOOOO" that everyone has ever seen.

"Chujin, what's wrong?", Scorpion asked.

"THE MILF IS DEAD! THE MILF IS DEAD!"

"You surprise me, Takeda."

"The mother I've so long sought to fuck is gone, gone, GONE!"

"General Blade's a MILF?", Sub-Zero asked.

"True nuff, she has a kid, right?", Scorpion said.

"I don't know, I know she has one, but even if she didn't have any, she'd still be qualified as a MILF."

"Hey, dumbass, MILF stands for MOTHER I'd Like to FUCK! Not Woman I'd Like to Fuck, you dirty kike."

"Listen here, you dreidle spinning menorah yeast eating hell-spawned son of a bitch, let me educate you. A hot mother would be considered a MILF of course, but MILFs don't have to be mothers to be MILFs. They have to be in the general age range of a housewife, mid 30's to mid 40's, sometimes into the early 50's if the bitch has enough Botox."

"You're such a cryomancer, and you even called the woman a bitch! What did I tell you about naming women?"

"Well, General Sonya A. Blade is a real bitch, you know."

"What does the 'A' stand for?"

"Sonya Asshole Blade."

"Dude…. Cassandra's mom is a milf! MILF! MILF! MILF!", Takeda said.

"Calm down, Takeda. You will get another", Scorpion said.

"All I wanted to do was to at least suck her titties."

"You can, actually, look at those fried nipples, they're still fresh", Sub-Zero said.

"Goddammit, Sub-Zero!", Kitana kicked him hard in the balls.

He fell on his knees, clutching his groin.

"What the fuck, Princess?"

"That's not how you treat a dead body."

"I was trying my best, goddammit!"

"Hhhh, too much of Pineapple Express."

"Enough of this, I think I need some rest", Jacqui said.

"Come here, I'll guide you", Sindel said.

She guided her to one of the seats near the counter and sat beside her. Jacqui rested her head on the queen's shoulder and sobbed quietly. Sindel wrapped her arms around her and kissed her forehead. They remained like this for what seemed like eternity.

Jacqui felt a slight pain in her groin area and clutched it.

"You okay?", Sindel asked.

"I'm fine. Just some 'carelessness'."

"Takeda went hard on you, didn't he?"

"Yes, he did, but not that much."

"And what favor did you return to him?"

"A nice handjob."

"Really?"

"Would you like to hear it?"

"Uh…. Yeah, sure."

"It was last night, Takeda wouldn't want to do it but I did it anyways against his wishes. I guided him to sit on the bed, and knelt down to face his dick. I massaged his cock softly because if I did it hardly, it would have been ripped apart. And you know how careless I am. Anyways, he kept breathing in and out heavily, poor bastard. I just continued massaging his cock and just tickled that 'neck' of his penis. He breathed heavily and I'm just "tickly, tickly, tickly" on that dick. For what seemed like an hour later, he sprayed his milks all over my face and I swallowed all of it of course."

"Wow. You sure did have a good time."

"Yep, Queen."

"Just call me Sindel."

"Okay, Sindel. Let me ask you something."

"Yes?"

"What would I do…. If I ever encountered my dad's murderer?"

"Well, since vengeance consumes you, I think you would go on killing her for your father. But I would suggest you to forgive her, because she might feel repentance as well. Maybe the Gods will forgive her too and grant you a more hopeful, better life."

"But…. I feel vengeance burning through my veins."

"See, if Gods can forgive us, then why can't we forgive each other?"

"I'll keep that in mind. Thank you, Sindel."

"You're welcome."

She hugged the Queen tightly, never wanting to let go.

"Come on, Jacqui. We need to go", Takeda came forward.

"Yeah, right."

All of them went out of the hospital. Jacqui was in Sindel's arms all the time. It was time to part ways.

"You gonna be okay?", Sindel asked.

"Yeah, I'm…. gonna be fine", Jacqui replied.

"Good", Sindel gave a kiss on her forehead. "Remember, if you need any help, call me."

"Thanks but I don't think I'll need it."

"You do more than you know."

"Goodbye, Sindel."

"Goodbye, Briggs."

Both of them embraced each other and part ways. Jacqui left with Takeda and Kung Jin in a military-styled ATV.

"Come on, mother-in-law. We need to leave", Scorpion said.

Sindel turned around and entered Scorpion's black 1969 Dodge Charger.

On the way back to Kitana's apartment….

"So, my mother-in-law's a goddess? COOL!", Sub-Zero exclaimed, after hearing Sindel's story.

"Indeed, my son, otherwise I wouldn't have gotten much respect from you", Sindel said.

"What makes you say that?"

"Your brother called me a 'bitch' at the wedding."

"Well, that was my brother."

"But he shares the same blood, so that means I have been called a 'bitch' two fucking times."

"Look, goddess, me and my brother, we share blood but we are not brothers. I'm not my brother."

"It's okay, my son, that time has passed, you can repent, you know."

"Oh yeah…. right. I'm not sure if I've repented or not, I can't quite remember. I think I repented…. Or maybe not."

"Oh, you're such a dumb fuck", Kitana said.

"HEY! Now that's inappropriate for a princess."

"Really? After 10 years, you're NOW telling me that? After 10 FUCKING YEARS? Really, Kuai?"

"Oh…. has it been 10 years?"

"HAHA! Lin Kuei dumb fucker!", Scorpion said.

"Shut up! You just keep focusing on the road!", Sub-Zero said.

"Or what?"

"Or you would get us into some accident."

"Don't worry, I'm careful. Very careful."

"No, you're not."

"Yes, I am."

"Do you even know what 'accident' means?"

"Yeah, something that happens without intent."

"No, you're wrong. Accident: An event; when one urinates or fecalizes prematurely to reaching an established restroom facility, typically staining one's clothes and causing much embarrassment."

"Typically, having shat oneself", Sindel said.

"Exactly!"

"Shat?", Kitana asked.

"Yeah, the past tense of shit", Sindel replied.

"Huh, I heard that word somewhere. It was: And lo, he was shat upon, and he did weep for his misfortune."

"Hhhh, you guys even don't know the meaning of accident", Mileena said.

"Oh really? Do you even know what it means…. My Empress?", Sub-Zero asked.

"Yes, it's YOU, the day or night that you were conceived. Usually happens when there's a broken condom involved when your mom and dad did not want a child. That's an accident."

"That's not true", Kitana said. "It's your face. In this world you either fall into the beautiful people category, the butterface category, or the fugly category if you're ugly all around. If you have a butterface or if you're fugly, people may say that your face was an accident when the Gods created it."

"In the name of Sindel, accident is the time when you run your car into someone else's by mistake or intentionally", Scorpion said.

"Maybe an accident is YOU. Or when you think you hit a small fox in the middle of the road, but it turns out to be your neighbor's dog, then you get sued, and get a life sentence, then drop the soap in jail. That is an accident", Sub-Zero said.

"So, in simple words: Kids in the front seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids."

"OH MY GOD! Did we just waste our time talking about this accident bullcrap?", Sindel said.

"Yeah... well, your icy-cock son-in-law needed to learn something new", Scorpion replied.

"HEY, ASSHOLE! You're the one who started this 'accident' conversation!", Sub-Zero said.

"Well, you're the one who asked the question first!"

"Well, at least I started something to talk about during this boring ride."

"OH MY GOD! You two are just dumb-fucking fuckers!", Mileena said.

"Hey, Empress! You think I'm dumb?", Sub-Zero asked.

"Well, you look like one."

"Oh yeah? Ask me a question."

"What's a CLITORIS?"

"Acronym for the Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society."

Mileena's jaw dropped at his stupidity.

"I'm just kidding! It's that sensitive area just right above the vagina."

"MA FAVORITE!", Kitana said.

Sindel sighed and went into a face palm. "Just get us home."

Kitana's Apartment

"OH! It's good to be home!", Kitana said, resting on one of her soft, fuzzy couch.

Sub-Zero sat beside her. After a minute or two, he grabbed her and sat her on his lap, kissing and biting her neck.

"Oh come on, Subbie. Not in front of grandma!" Kitana said.

"HEY!", Sindel looked at her angrily.

"I mean…. MAMA."

"That's much better."

"You guys look so cute together", Mileena said.

"Yeah, yeah, thanks", Kitana replied. "I know this is very cute but LET GO OF ME, KUAI!"

Sub-Zero ignored her and nibbled on her ear lobe, which was something that calmed her down.

"That feels so good", she said slowly, almost in a whisper tone.

"Yeah, relax, princess. I'm gonna make you fall asleep. Shhhh, relax. I'm gonna bite your neck and drink your tasty blood."

All this was said by Scorpion, realizing that Sub-Zero was too busy sucking his wife's neck, he did him a favor.

"I'm gonna lick that tasty vagin…."

"HEY! Shut the fuck up, man!", Sub-Zero yelled.

"Okay, okay, never mind."

Sub-Zero went back to his business, kissing her and biting her neck. This eventually made her sleep. She rested her head on his shoulder and relaxed. He cuddled her and rubbed her thigh softly.

"You sure know how to make someone sleep", Scorpion sat beside him.

"Thank you", Sub-Zero replied, not knowing what he just said was a sarcastic comment.

Scorpion chuckled. "You're welcome."

Sub-Zero noticed his tone. "Wait, why are smiling?"

It was then he realized he fell in for the joke.

"You son of a…."

"GOTCHA, BIIIIIIIIIITCH!"

"SHUSH! You'll wake the princess."

"Okay, then how about we do this slowly, alright?", Mileena mockingly spoke and then walked tip-toe style towards Scorpion, not even making a sound. She sat on his lap and kissed him. He wrapped his arms around her and drove her into a long kiss. She wrapped her arms around his neck and crashed her beautiful lips to his strong ones.

Sindel's eyes twitched at the sight of the two couple kissing in front of her. She knows that Scorpion is her son-in-law and all that crap but doing THIS in front of her? She sweared to herself she's gonna explode, either in the head or the body or the vag….

She looked down at her groin.

"Never mind", she thought to herself.

After 5 minutes, she interrupted the still-kissing husband and wife.

"Can I just sit between you four and watch the TV?"

Mileena broke her kiss with Hanzo and looked at her mother with sympathy in her golden eyes.

"Of course", she replied in a soft voice.

"Thank you", Sindel said awkwardly.

She sat between the four pairings and turned on the TV. The channel was the same Kitana had left on 2 days ago. It was a crappy program about teaching lessons on how to make pottery. Sindel's eyes twitched yet again.

"Can't believe Kitana watches this crap", she graced her presumably asleep daughter's cheeks.

Suddenly, the program ended and Justin Bieber's "Baby" played on the TV.

"HOLY SHIT! Mom, change the channel! That music is a shit load of cancer!", Mileena said.

"I'm not dumb but I'll believe that", Sindel changed the channel to…. SyFy.

SAW V just started to show. Sindel cheered as her second favorite movie started to play.

"Oh, not this shit again!", Sub-Zero frowned.

"Oh, come on! At least I'll get to see some fresh meat!", Scorpion said happily.

Mileena looked at the screen, seemingly confused.

"What's this movie?"

"Mileena, given your nature, just watch the movie. It'll satisfy your mind with its gore", Sindel replied.

Mileena nodded and watched the…. Pendulum Trap.

The hands crushing were meh. But when the blade made contact with the poor bastard's skin, that's when she became gore-thrilled.

The pendulum cut the dude's stomach and made it spray blood all over the place. The actor's scream of pain was music to their ears…. Except Sub-Zero's.

The pendulum cut even deeper into his abdomen, splattering more blood and bringing out a piece of intestine from its place. One shot showed blood splattering on the wall, which was disgusting to Sub-Zero. Another shot was that of an intestine flying and resting on a plastic sheet, which disgusted him even more. And then the pendulum cut deeper into his stomach, finally letting all of his entrails to gush out on the floor. And then the title screen popped up and the movie…. Began.

And that's when Scorpion and Mileena were at awe at the high level of gore this movie had.

"That…. Was…. Gore-gastic!", Mileena exclaimed.

"See, I told you it's gonna be fun", Sindel pointed out.

"I can't believe I'm actually watching this shit", Sub-Zero said.

Sindel looked at him. "It's not shit; it's like having a mustard and ketchup."

"They are known as Cyrax and Sektor for elder gods' sake! Making fun of my warriors means dishonor to the Lin Kuei."

"Well, I'm a goddess so I got no problems with that."

"You are well prepared too."

"That better be a complement."

"Best I can do."

Sindel turned to look at the TV, enjoying the movie with Scorpion and Mileena while all Sub-Zero could do is just close his eyes every 5 minutes. He could normally get up and enter the other room. But since Kitana is on his lap and sleeping, a slight move would wake her up. And he hated disturbing her.

1 hour later….

SAW V was at its climax. The walls began closing on Agent Strahm.

Kitana woke up from her slumber. "Hi, everyone. What I missed?"

Everyone was busy watching the ending in awe, including Sub-Zero. Kitana was confused. Raising an eyebrow, she looked at the TV.

"What are you watchin…. OH MY FUCKING GODS!"

She watched just in time to see Strahm's arm snap from the pressure of the walls closing on him. A bone protruded out from his arm, along with crunching sounds of his body and organs being crushed.

Kitana watched in awe as the credits rolled.

"WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE?"

"Your mother's SECOND favorite movie", Sindel replied.

"I think I'm gonna pass out."

"No, don't! I've been waiting for an hour for you to wake up, don't you dare sleep again", Sub-Zero said.

"Alright, fine."

"Man that was a good movie. I think I need to eat someone right now", Mileena licked her lips.

She looked at her sister with hunger in her eyes.

"Don't look at me like that, I'm your sister. I mean…. ELDER sister."

"Elder, younger, doesn't matter."

"How about you lick my pussy if that makes you feel better."

"Ah, you dirty cunt."

"No way to treat a princess."

"I'm an Empress, I can fucking say any-fucking-thing the fuck I fucking want."

"That's a lot of fucks."

"Exactly."

"Enough, girls", Sindel said.

"Okay, whatever", Mileena calmed down. "Eh, mom?"

"Yes, Mileena?"

"How did you find us?"

"Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you that. Back in Outworld, I tried calling you both but none of you two answered so I began to start worrying. I sensed some danger might have come to you both so I insisted on Sub-Zero to teleport me to Earthrealm, which was easy. After coming to this apartment, Scorpion, Sub-Zero and I found it empty. That's when I worried more, I was sure now that you two are in "serious fucking danger", as Sub-Zero had mentioned this morning. We went to Frost's house, hoping that she might know where you two are. But instead we found her bound to a wheelchair, eyes closed, her torso covered in red blood and dead. That's when Sub-Zero started to lose his shit. It took us merely minutes to calm him down. While Scorpion tended to him, I noticed some pile of documents lying on the ground. I picked them up and read it. It was about some illegal drug experiments in a facility some 100 kilometers away from here. Remembering that this apartment was full of drugs, which one is laying in front of me now, I knew that the Special Forces took you two captive over there. So, with that, I got into my Bugatti Veyron which I've hidden somewhere a long time ago, and ended up at the barn, just in time to save Kitana from being shot by Jackson Briggs. And that's how I spawned at the barn after the explosion."

"Wow, you really risked your life for us. I love you, mom."

"I love you too, Mileena."

Feeling in need of her mother's arms, Mileena got off Scorpion's lap and sat on that of her mother's. Sindel wrapped her arms around her daughter and kissed her forehead. Tears began to form in Mileena's eyes, not because of sadness, but because of a mother's sacrifice, which, to her, is a very heart-touching sentiment. Sindel wiped the tears off her cheeks and kissed her forehead again.

"It's okay, Mileena. Don't cry; I'll always be there for you."

"I love you, mother. I love you so much."

"I love you too."

"Could you guys just stop? You're driving me to tears", Sub-Zero said.

"It's okay, Subbie. I'm here", Kitana cupped his cheeks.

"You can't do shit. You're hurt."

"I'm stronger than ever. Never underestimate a princess."

"That's my princess! Don't you ever fuck with her", he kissed her deeply.

Kitana smiled and accepted the kiss fully. After several minutes of lip-touching, she broke the kiss.

"So, mom, are we going back to Outworld or not?"

"I'm not sure, Kitana, I would like to stay here for a while, I mean, it has been just one day since we three came here. But since you two hadn't seen your home-world for 10 years, I would say we would go back."

"Or we can stay here and enjoy and throw a party, considering an Earthrealmer wouldn't disturb us", Sub-Zero suggested.

Just then, Kitana's iPhone rang.

"I don't think so", she said evilly.

Sub-Zero frowned.

Kitana picked up her phone and answered. "Hello? Oh, hi. I'm good, what about you? That's better. Of course, how can I be of your service? Sure. No problem. It's okay, it would be better for us to stick together, you know? Sure, we'll be there in an hour. Goodbye. Love you."

She ended the call.

"Who was that?", Sindel asked.

"It's Jacqueline Briggs. She requests our presence."

"Well, then what are we waiting for? Let's go. I'm tired of sitting my ass on this fuzzy couch", Sub-Zero said.

"That's my couch you're talking about."

"Oh, don't worry, baby. I was just admiring it."

"Oh, thank you."

"In fact, I didn't."

"Fuck you."

1 hour later

Jacqueline Briggs' and Takeda's Apartment

"We're here, this is the place", Kitana said.

"No fucking shit, now get us inside, I'm not gonna stand here all fucking day", Mileena said.

"Calm down, you fucking Empress."

"Stop it, you two. That's not how Edenian royals talk", Sindel said.

"Well, mom, we're in Earthrealm. You can be anything here."

"And you chose to play the part of a cunt", Mileena said.

"You fucking ill-mannered sick motherfuck…."

"JUST KNOCK THE FUCKING DOOR!"

Kitana sighed and knocked on the wooden door of the apartment. Once the door opened, they were answered by an African-American woman in her 20s.

One thing that surprised all of the five was that she was wearing a full military camouflage under a standard body armor with the Special Forces insignia on it, and a utility belt around her waist with knee-pads lining her knees.

Why this much armored and prepared? The five of them wondered.

"Hi, it's good you all came. Come on in, please", she answered with a warm smile.

Scorpion, Sub-Zero and Kitana walked in casually while Mileena and Sindel showed some uneasiness as they entered the apartment. Inside, they saw Takeda in his Shirai Ryu yellow-colored uniform, sitting on the couch.

"Good evening, Grandmasters", he greeted both Scorpion and Sub-Zero. "Princess."

Kitana smiled at him and looked over to her side to meet her gaze at Jacqui. She closed the door as all were in and silently locked it, making sure no one was watching, not even Takeda.

Successful, she put the keys in her pocket and walked over to them.

"Sit, please", she said calmly.

Scorpion sat with his student on the couch with Sub-Zero by his side. Kitana sat on the couch relaxingly while Mileena and her mother sat uncomfortably, both their hearts pumping with suspicion.

Jacqui sat parallel to them and looked at the Empress and the Queen straight in the eyes, trying to find any sign of fear or anxiety.

Sub-Zero looked around the room and found no sign of everyone's favorite HOMOSEXUAL Shaolin monk, Kung Jin.

"The gay monk ain't here?", he asked Takeda.

"Nah, Grandmaster, he's in my room wanking the wank to some man-to-man fuck session", Takeda replied.

"That bastard will never stop?", Scorpion asked.

"I think not, Grandmaster, as Grandmaster Sub-Zero had said earlier this morning, "he's lost for good."

"So…. How long has he been jerking off?", Sub-Zero asked.

"About…. 5 hours now. And if you listen closely, you can hear his moans", Takeda replied.

All of them listened closely to hear if any sound came from the room at the far end of the hallway. And sure enough, there was a sound coming, like someone was crying like a dirty pig.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh my gods, wait…. wait a..., oh OH SHAZAAAM!"

"Shazam?", Kitana asked.

"His favorite DC character", Takeda replied.

"That's one dirty friend you have", Sindel said.

"A pig he is", Takeda replied.

"So, why did you call us, Miss Briggs?", Mileena asked.

"Oh, I just wanted….", Jacqui was interrupted.

"HEY, GUYS!", Kung Jin called out from the other side of the room.

Sub-Zero sighed internally as his orange eyes met the gay monk's figure. Kung Jin is of Asian descent, having long black hair tied into a mid-high ponytail and dark brown eyes. He dons a gold headpiece that travels towards the chin with sharp edges, a necklace with two teeth-shaped objects, with a stone in the middle, and a red beaded necklace. He wears a metallic plate on his left shoulder, armbands, and a kimono-like attire with a ring holding on towards the top of the left side of his shirt with various designs. He has a red otaiku with a white sash in the middle and a ring holding it together. He wears baggy-like pants with golden, vertical stripes going down towards his armored boots. His quiver of arrows is slung behind his back, with an illuminated Chakram secured on his right hip.

He walked forward and entered the kitchen to get something for their guests.

"What can I get for you to drink?", Jacqui asked.

"Nothing. We're fine, thanks", Mileena replied.

Everyone said the same thing.

"Very well then. Hey, Jin, our guests don't need anything", Jacqui called out.

"Okay, guess I'll have all the drinks for myself."

He walked out of the kitchen with two bottles in his hand. He stood near Sub-Zero and offered him the second bottle.

"Hey, Grandmaster, would you like to drink some cum?"

"Drink what?"

"Cum. Coke and rum. What did you think I meant?"

"Uh, no, thanks."

Kung Jin sat near Jacqui and began drinking his 'cum'.

"So, how's it going, guys?", he asked after taking a sip.

"We're doing well", Sindel replied.

"Oh, really? Cause you look tired and crap."

"It's because we've just been in a hospital, that's why."

"Did they shoot any porn over there?"

"WHAT?"

"Just asking, I would like to whack off all day."

"Is that what you do for the whole day?"

"For the whole week, actually."

"Seriously, what's your routine?"

"My nightly routine involves jacking off, as does my morning routine, and my midday routine."

"Wow."

"A pig indeed", Sub-Zero said.

Jacqui cleared her throat, catching everyone's attention.

"Now it's time to tell you guys why I brought you here", she took a deep breath and started. "You all probably know about the explosion in the barn some 100 kilometers away from here. The NYPD searched the site after the fire died down. They found the place full of weeds, debris, and the bodies of Special Forces operatives…. My friends."

Mileena's heart began pumping quickly. Jacqui got up from her place and stood near the window, looking at the scenery while she continued.

"They also found bodies of people who were not from the Special Forces; instead they were from the Black Dragon clan. But that doesn't matter now, they're extinct, so are my friends, whom I held very dear. The police found something 'interesting' in the site, but I'll bring that up later. They've discovered a hole leading underground. More bodies were discovered and they've found that pig Kano dead, finally."

She walked over to the table, her back turned to them, putting on something on her hand.

"Searching the underground, many weeds were found there, and more bodies of Black Dragon. But one thing that was very interesting to the police was a familiar looking magenta-glowing Sai and a blue steel fan."

Those words echoed in Mileena's head. Her heart pumped faster. Kitana's eyes shot up when she heard the "blue steel fan" being mentioned.

"It is very uncommon for a Black Dragon member to have such things. But I'll leave that to your imaginations. Now, about the 'interesting' part. The search team found a black and orange Bugatti Veyron landed upside down over a crushed body, the body of my best friend, Cassie."

Sindel had a chill run down her spine when she heard the familiar vehicle being mentioned.

Jacqui finally turned around, her mechanical powered machine gun gauntlets on both her arms.

"I went to the laboratory myself and found who the owner of the vehicle was. Her license card and plate intact."

Her?

"I looked at it and my heart burned with vengeance, slowly consuming my whole body. It's very difficult to do good to a person than harm them. Don't you think…?"

She walked slowly towards Sindel until she was inches away from her, towering over the goddess' sitting form.

"License number III-1975."

She put her finger under the goddess' chin so she can look up at her.

"You killed my father, Queen."

Before Sindel could say anything, Jacqui grabbed her by the collar of her outfit and threw her across the room. Sindel landed with a heavy thud.

"WHAT THE FUCK?", Mileena sat there terrified, same goes for Kitana.

Sindel crawled until she was resting on the side of the kitchen counter. Jacqui grabbed her by her arms and forcefully pinned her on the counter, making her lie flat on the furniture, and punched her hard in the groin over and over and over again.

"OW! FUCK! STOP IT, JACQUI!"

"YOU KILLED MY DAD, MY HEART!"

She kept punching her crotch until blood could be seen gushing out from the sides of her outfit on her pubic region.

"SHIT! I'M BLEEDING! HELP ME, GIRLS!"

"But mother, you said you were a goddess, and goddesses can defend themselves", Mileena replied.

"I WAS WRONG! I WAS FUCKING WRONG!", she whimpered in pain as Jacqui continued punching her in the vagina, each blow harder and more stronger than the other.

"That's enough! No one will dare to hit the Goddess of Edenia!", Mileena charged at Jacqui with her magenta-glowing Sais drawn. Jacqui reacted just in time and did a back-punch to Mileena's face; the force enough to break her nose. Mileena fell on the ground with a thud, blood continuously gushing out from the broken bone.

Jacqui continued punching Sindel's blood-leaking vagina until it became bruised.

"STOP IT, BRIGGS!", the goddess pleaded.

"YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME, QUEEN!"

"BUT MY DAUGHTERS…."

"THEY SHOULD HAVE DIED LIKE THE FUCKING WHORES THEY ARE!"

"LISTEN, JACQUI! I'M…. OW! SORRY! YOUR FATHER…. WAS IN THE CAR'S…. FUCK! FUCKING WAY!"

"THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER ANYMORE, BITCH!"

"WE CAN FUCKING MAKE UP TO THIS FUCKING SHIT!"

"I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO, CUNT!"

Mileena recovered after she stopped the bleeding from her nose and crawled over to get her Sais. She got up from the ground and slowly went behind the vengeance-consumed Jacqui and stabbed her in the back; one sai in her shoulder, piercing an artery and the other in her calf, tearing the flesh and tissue. Jacqui let go of Sindel and screamed.

"Man, I love chick fights", Scorpion enjoyed watching all of this.

"Me too, Grandmaster, but shouldn't we stop them?", Takeda asked.

"Nah, let them fight."

"Yeah right…. Hey, where's Kung Jin?"

Kung Jin appeared in front of them with his bow and arrow in hand.

"What the hell, Jin?", Takeda asked.

"I just realized…. Grandmaster Sub-Zero killed Master Bo' Rai Cho 20 years ago…. And so long I have sought to kill him."

"By the Gods, you too?", Sub-Zero asked.

"YES, BITCH!", Kung Jin grabbed Sub-Zero by the throat and threw him across the him. Sub-Zero fell on the ground but quickly got back up just in time to dodge Kung Jin's foot-stomp. He formed his Kori blade in his hand and slashed it at Jin, only for the monk to block it with his bow. Jin kicked him hard in the stomach and made him fall on the ground. Sub-Zero kicked him in the groin while on the ground and quickly got up and kneed him in the jaw. Kung Jin recovered and punched the cryomancer hard on the side of his face, breaking a portion of his mask. He went for another punch but Sub-Zero caught hold of his hand and bent his arm upwards, blood and bone protruded from his arm. Kung Jin screamed in pain.

Jacqui kicked Mileena and made her fall on the ground. She took hold of the Sai embedded in her shoulder and pulled it out painfully, blood gushed out from her damaged artery and formed a puddle around her, but she didn't mind that. She went for the Sai in her calf and pulled it out slowly but painfully, blood poured out from the wound and stained her leg and pants the color of red. While all this was happening, Sindel got up from the kitchen counter and went to punch Jacqui in the face; she punched her face two times on the side of her jaw, the second one strong enough to form a crack in her bone. She went for another punch on her chest, receiving a loud gasp from the last Special Forces operative alive. She punched her the fourth time in the stomach and kicked her in the groin, the force from her leg powerful enough to send vibrations over her genitals and eventually her whole body. Jacqui felt weakened by being beaten by the Goddess of Edenia. Her jaw hurt every time she tried to open her mouth, her stomach bruised and badly damaged, her chest hurt every time she tried taking a breath, and above all, her genitals were giving her a constant, never-ending vibrations of pain throughout her body. She looked around herself; she was kneeling down in a puddle of her own blood, the blood that kept spraying out from her artery and the back of her leg. She looked up to see the Queen of Edenia, her father's killer, looking down at her mercilessly. Blood continued to come out from the sides of her outfit, but the Queen didn't mind about her damaged vagina, she just stared down at the Earthrealm weakling emotionlessly. She searched in her eyes to see whether she had learned anything from this fighting or not. She found nothing. The Earthrealmer still had vengeance in her heart. This angered her, she clinched her fists hard. The Goddess grabbed her by the throat and threw her at the wall, cracking her spine. While Jacqui slowly recovered from the pressure, Sindel went near her and put one hand on her shoulder, and forcefully dug her other hand into the zipper of her pants. Her fingers searched for the young woman's vagina and found it. Feeling the soft texture of her labia and clitoris, Sindel held it tight and forcefully pulled out, taking a piece of skin as blood splattered all over the place from her mutilated genital. Jacqui screamed in pain.

Kung Jin whimpered as he looked at his broken arm with fear. Blood stained the bone and the place around him. He tried to bring the bone back to its place but to no avail. He looked around and saw Takeda coming at him with concern in his eyes. Scorpion was holding Sub-Zero back while he let his student take care of the monk.

"Hey, Kung! Are you alright?", Takeda asked.

Kung Jin couldn't answer, he was feeling dizzy, his broken arm giving him tons of pain, so did his bruised face. His friend's words were just sounds of echo. He was blackening in and out continuously, but he could still manage. Looking at Sub-Zero just made him very angry, his eyes starting burning with hatred. He grunted and pushed Takeda off him, got his bow and arrow, and shot one arrow at Sub-Zero, only for it to hit Scorpion in the arm. The wraith screamed and took the arrow out of his arm and turned around to look at the Shaolin Monk. Kung Jin spat blood on his mask and kicked him in the stomach. This angered him real bad. He drew out his sword and charged at him, the monk step-sided and Scorpion instead impaled Takeda in the heart. The Emperor of Outworld and the Netherrealm looked on with fear as blood poured out from his student's mouth.

Jacqui couldn't stop the blood from gushing out her vagina and instead let it flow all over the place. She looked at the Queen and speared her to the wall.

"I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU, BITCH!"

She delivered punches to Sindel's stomach and chest as the Queen tried to block them. She caught hold of her fist and kicked her in the stomach.

"You'll never learn, won't you?", the Goddess scoffed.

Jacqui grunted and fired her gauntlets at Sindel. She dodged and the bullet made a hold in the wall. Sindel grabbed Jacqui by the back and the neck and proceeded to smash her head in the newly-made hole. Jacqui retaliated by back-kicking her in the thighs and doing a reverse head butt to Sindel's face. The Queen held her face in her hands as Mileena appeared and threw Jacqui across the room. As Jacqui got up, Kitana appeared in front of her with her steel fans drawn and sliced her left arm off, tearing the veins, arteries and nerves as flesh and bone separated from her shoulder. Her arm fell off as a pool of blood formed around it. Jacqui looked at her dismembered arm and screamed. Thick red blood splattered from the stump and formed a pool around her. Kitana looked at her with a triumphant smile behind her black mask and sliced her right knee with her other fan, cutting through the thickest bone. Jacqui sat on the ground as her leg separated itself from the rest of her body. She tried to stop the bleeding from her cut arteries and veins with her right hand, holding it tightly over the flesh and bone. She was now sitting in a pool of her own blood, she was defeated now. She looked up in extreme pain as the Queen, the Empress and the Princess stared down at her triumphantly.

While Kung Jin was busy looking at Takeda with Scorpion's sword impaled in him, Sub-Zero formed two Kori blades in each hand and slashed it across his arms, dismembering them. The monk screamed in pain as his arms fell on the ground and blood sprayed from his cut blood vessels. Sub-Zero slashed his ice-sword across his abdomen, letting a small portion of his intestine to fall out. A moment later, his whole entrails poured out of his abdomen and fell onto the floor. Flesh and blood surrounded his mutilated form. Sub-Zero slashed his two Kori blades across his shins, severing both his knees. Kung Jin screamed in agony as he was forced to stand on his stumps. Sub-Zero looked at Kung Jin's form of blood, flesh and gore with hatred and thrust his hand into his chest, breaking the ribs in the process. Feeling the soft, spongy texture of his lung, he pulled the fleshy organ from its place, spraying out blood, bone and skin as well. Kung Jin whimpered as his left lung was removed from its place, tears began streaming down his eyes. Sub-Zero stared down at him mercilessly and took his head in his hand and pulled upwards, ripping his head off with the blood-stained spine attached. Fountain of red blood splattered all over the place as the headless Shaolin fell on his front, his life no more.

Sindel grabbed hold of Jacqui's throat and lifted her up, receiving several gags from her. She thrust her hand into her side, felt the hard, bony surface and pulled out three bones from her ribcage, spraying blood from her side. Jacqui screamed as Sindel stabbed her in the head with the ribs, blood and brain matter splattering from her skull. The Goddess put her on her knees and took her head in both her hands.

"Reunite with your father in the Netherrealm, bitch!"

She snapped the helpless Earthrealmer's neck in a complete 180 degrees, breaking the cervical vertebrae and tearing the skin and flesh. But that did not stop her. She went for another neck snap, breaking her vertebrae even more and completely separating the skin and flesh of her neck from her torso. She snapped her neck for the third and final time as her carcass fell facedown and her head separated from her dismembered body, rolling over to the side and finally stopping at the wall, blood forming around it.

Sindel let out a long sigh as she looked around her surroundings. The place was messed up; blood, bones and organs were everywhere; the furniture destroyed and stained with blood. She looked over to Jacqueline's corpse and fell pleasure build over her as she saw her mutilated form, its blood covering the dismembered and decapitated torso, its blood that continued to gush out from the cut blood vessels, its bones that kept their white color hidden thanks to the blood, its stumps that revealed a very tasty flesh connected with the bone. The scenery was picturesque. The goddess let out a small evil laugh as she and her daughters walked over to Scorpion.

Mileena was amazed at what Sub-Zero did to Kung Jin: His arms and legs were completely severed from his body, leaving the bloody stumps the only thing that remained of his limbs. His head was resting by his side with the spine still attached; his eyes were wide open and rolled upwards, his face confined to a feared expression. His torso was burst open, revealing his heart, lungs and his entrails flowed out of their place. Blood was formed around the disemboweled carcass, letting the body to 'bath' in it.

Her mood of joy was replaced with a sad one with she saw Scorpion clutching his bleeding student's body.

"TAKEDA! NO!", the wraith whimpered.

The student grunted in pain as more blood began to slowly form around his chest.

He slowly and painfully brought his hands on his Grandmaster's shoulder as he began to talk, blood dripping out from his mouth in the process. "It's okay, Grandmaster. I'll be fine."

"No, you're not! You're not fine!"

He let out another painful grunt as he began to talk. "I can see the Heavens, Grandmaster. It's looking beautiful. I can see someone. I think I see…. Someone. It's…. a woman. She looks exactly like my mother."

He began to fade out as the last seconds of his life began to count down.

"I'm going to reunite with my mother, at last. It…. Has been an honor…. Serving you, Grandmaster…."

His hands fell down with a thud as his life became no more. Scorpion cried for the first time in his long, dark life as he brought his student's body closer to his chest. He didn't care if his armor was getting stained with blood, nor did he care of the world around him. All that mattered to him know was holding the dead body of someone he used to call his 'son'. The world seemed to fade around him, the only thing that remained with him was his grief and his student's dead body.

Mileena knelt down behind him and tried to put her hand on his shoulder. But she knew if she did so, his anger would burn this apartment in an instant. He was angry know, nothing could be done to relieve him. Maybe for now, but not for long.

After staying in that position for what seemed like eternity, he gently laid his body down on the blood-filled ground, took his modified gauntlets and his grey, skull-embellished mask, and slowly walked towards the door.

Mileena and the others slowly followed behind him, keeping their distance away from him as much as they could. He turned around and looked at Takeda's body for one last time before going out.

"It shouldn't have ended this way."

As they got out, Kitana turned off all the lights that illuminated the flat. "Just in case the electricity bill increases."

Outside

"Hey, Scorpy. Can you drive?", Sub-Zero asked.

Scorpion slowly shook his head and gave him the keys to his car.

"Guess I'll be driving then."

Outside of Kitana's apartment

2:00 A.M.

The car came to a halt in front of the Princess' apartment as she got out of the car.

"You guys stay here. I'm gonna pack some shit and be back."

"What are you talking about? Aren't we going to stay for the night?", Mileena asked.

"You know, Mileena? I grew fucking tired of this pathetic realm, Outworld's ten times…. Or in my case, a BILLION times better than Earth. I wish to go back, now."

"Right now?"

"Right fucking now."

"Alright then, pack your shit and get back fast."

"Alright."

After what seemed like eternity….

5:00 A.M.

"HEY, GUYS! Are you all sleeping?", Kitana asked.

"Uh, yes, Princess. Thanks to your bitching around your house, we've fallen asleep", Mileena replied.

"Oh yeah, I was making a surprise."

"Wait, you were MAKING a surprise?"

"Yep."

"What's there in your apartment for a surprise to be made?"

"Don't fucking underestimate me, okay? There's really a surprise but I can't do it here. We'll have to go somewhere far enough. I know a place. Take us there, Kuai."

That far place….

Sub-Zero stopped the car in what seemed like a hilly area and got out along with his beloved Kitana and the others. The scenery was of the whole city and provided a clear view of the Princess' apartment, right in the middle.

"Okay, ladies and gentlemen, there's my apartment as you all can see. Now, before I get to the finale, I would like to say what the surprise is for. For 10 long years, I've been a victim of my favorite pastime drug, the Pineapple Express. That fucking shit tasted so sweet that I couldn't get rid of it, so eventually I bought a whole sack of that shit and as a result, my apartment became a weed-selling facility. And now, since I've recovered from the effect and a victim no longer, I decided to give that fucking cunt a good and well-deserved farewell. So…. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!"

With a flick of her finger, the whole building exploded with bricks and steel flying everywhere. An intense fire rose from the explosion as Kitana cheered like hell.

"WOOHOO! THAT'S HOW YOU START A PARTY, MOTHERFUCKERS!"

"Kitana…. What the fuck?", Sindel was surprised.

"It's okay, mom, the weeds are no more."

"But you killed….."

"Those pathetic humans don't even deserve life."

"Oh, you're such a….."

"Bitch, I know."

Sindel sighed heavily. "Get us home."

Outworld Palace

Outworld

6:00 A.M.

Li Mei, the servant, couldn't believe her eyes as she saw her Empress returning after 10 long years.

"My Empress, you're back!"

"Indeed, Li Mei. I assume everyone missed me?", Mileena asked.

Kitana coughed heavily.

"I mean…. Us."

"Of course, my Empress. Everyone missed you big time."

"Good, how has everyone been doing?"

"Most of the people in the palace were bored cause your Highness wasn't there. On the other side, they were doing well, some small quarrels here and there, but I took care of it just for you."

"Thank you, Li Mei. You're a woman of kindness indeed."

"You're welcome, my Empress", she bowed down.

Mileena put her hand on her shoulder. "There's no need."

A warm yet slightly evil smile appeared on her face as she rose. "As you command, my Empress."

Mileena smiled warmly and took her hand from her shoulder. "I wouldn't disturb you longer, but how has been the realm?"

"The empire's been kept under check in your absence. We're disposing of the Tarkatans as your Highness had commanded us to do 10 years before. The Shokans and the Centaurians are taking care of it, under Queen Sheeva's orders."

"But I thought the Shokans never pledged their alliance to us", Kitana said.

"They are just doing it for their own good, which is something I wouldn't mind about", Mileena replied.

"Yeah, anyways, on the brighter side, IT'S GOOD TO BE FUCKING HOME!", Kitana cheered as she went up to her room.

"Pardon me, Li Mei, but Kitana has this type of habit since birth", Mileena said.

"It's of no disturbance to me, my Empress."

"Good, I guess it will be a long time for you to get to know her."

Li Mei sighed. "Yeah, too much for being the Dragon Queen."

"What was that?"

"Uh, nothing, my Empress."

Mileena smiled. "Goodnight, Li Mei."

"Goodnight, my Empress."

Li Mei left the room just as Scorpion entered the palace along with Sub-Zero and Sindel. Mileena was already waiting for him to come.

"Hey, Hanzo. Do you want to sleep with me tonight?", the Empress asked.

Scorpion just ignored her as he went past by the three. Mileena became confused until Sindel put her hand on her shoulder, telling her that he is grief-ridden. Mileena realized that and let him go. It would definitely take a long time to bring him back, but Mileena knew better. She had a Goddess with her since the beginning, and she will help her to get him out of his sadness. But for now, let him remain isolated, it would be very dangerous to approach him now. The Empress felt sadness wave upon her as she felt so away from him, from her love. But Sindel assured her that he will be fine. She smiled warmly and embraced her mother, the Goddess.

Meanwhile, the Emperor slowly and silently went upstairs, entered the room where he once had sex with his mother-in-law and slept.

What a fucked up day it has been.