Vocabulary: Ljósism: The name for the one-world religion based on the worship ov the Ultimate Overlord ov the Realms. Ljós is Old Norse for "Light".

torii: A traditional Japanese gate.

Warning: Contains a brief scene ov urophagia, a scene ov ecchi, and animal brutality.


[OPENING THEME – INSERT "DEADMAN WONDERLAND – ONE REASON (INSTRUMENTAL)" HERE]

Chapter 18: Kold, Revenant Love

10 Years Later

Dead Woods, Arktika, Manchuria, China, Earthrealm

(In kase you konfused it with The Pit, Outworld Empire, Outworld.)

12:00 A.M.

The Dead Woods. A place kovered in snow… and blood. A place where the dead bodies ov soldiers past lay, kovered with snow. Their weapons were also buried with them. Wolves silently ran past the trees, katching their prey and eating them in the middle ov the dead, silent night. They also feasted on the dead bodies ov the soldiers, reducing them to nothing but bones.

Such a wolf-infested area like this is surely a no-man's land.

But…

On a large, broken tree branch sat a Princess. She wore a dark violet top with several straps konnekted to bukkles at the bakk. The top itself was konnekted to a dark violet high-nekk kollar-like kloth with golden, metal, spiky outlines. She also wore a blakk mask. On the top was a golden metal harness with a metal ring ov the same kolor. Her top was open in the middle, revealing her kleavage and the sides ov her large breasts, and three small golden chains formed a 'Z' in the middle before konnekting to the metal ring. Her whole arms were kovered in a piece ov thikk, blakk kloths. On the top part ov her arms, there were several dark violet straps wrapped around her arms being konnekted to metal rings. Over the blakk kloth, she wore golden, spiked gauntlets with pointed fingertips.

For her bottom, she wore a dark violet bikini briefs with a small loinkloth emerging from a golden metal part in the front. A little bit ov her buttokks was showing. She also wore blakk, high-heeled, thigh-high boots with gold shin-guards.

She had pale skin and her whole body was kovered in glowing, yellow veins. Her eyes were glowing orange. Also, around her eyes she had blakk face-paint. Her hair was tied into a bun on the top ov her head and she had a headband in the shape ov horned, demonik skulls, which was glowing blue. She had a white, skull-like face-paint on her face and she had two, blue flowers on her head along with a golden koronet.

Her name's Kitana. Princess Kitana.

It has been over 10 years now since that great battle.

"Much has changed since then," the Princess thought.

She looked up at the sky and stared at its red aura.

Much has changed indeed.

Then she looked down at her own body, especially her right arm and left leg. Last time she was this early, they were dismembered. But He had healed; He restored her limbs to her.

Kitana let out a long sigh.

*SIGHING INTENSIFIES*

The snow slowly fell on her skin, melting slowly afterward. When she saw it melt, it reminded her ov fire… and fire reminded her ov Him.

After Skorpion killed the Elder Gods, He went up to Heaven, but not before healing His allies. He established His rule there and also in the Netherrealm below, gaining komplete dominion over the angels and demons. He then invaded Earthrealm with an army ov demons and brought it under His kontrol. Most ov the major world leaders were killed in this konflikt, making Skorpion the only powerful man on Earth. Speaking ov The Most Powerful Man in the World, He also proklaimed Himself as the President ov the United States ov Amerika.

(What?!)

Being the President, He turned USA into a hyperpower with a smart power strategy. He had the largest military in the world, the largest nuklear arsenal in the world, and He also brought all ov Amerikas under one rule. Using His position, He formed a totalitarian benevolent diktatorship one-world government. Also, He formed a lunar government and a galaktik empire.

His flag?

The Stars and Stripes, Old Glory, or the Star-Spangled Banner had thirteen horizontal stripes alternating red and white; in the kanton, 100 white stars on a blue field.

"Amerika, fukk yeah!"

In addition to all ov this, He is also the Emperor ov Japan. Using His position as Emperor, He turned the kountry into an absolute monarkhy.

His flag?

A red sun-disk centered on a white rektangular field.

"お前はもう死んでいる (Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru, you are already dead.)"

"何?!(NANI?!, WHAT?!)"

Well, He is the Ultimate Overlord ov the Realms.

Then, He had the Shaolin Monks, the White Lotus Society, the Blakk and Red Dragon, all ov 'em… eradikated.

His rule is absolute.

In addition to all ov this, He formed a one-world religion based on Himself, kalled Ljósism. Its symbol was the infamous Dragon logo in kolors ov gold on a blakk bakkground.

"All rise, motherfukkers!"

Kitana let out another sigh. He took Mother with Him also… to Heaven.

Now it has been 10 long years since anyone has ever seen or heard about Skorpion and Sindel.

As a result ov this, the world around them bekame dry. Mileena suffered heavily from this and lokked herself in her palace bakk in Outworld. Kitana, on the other hand, kame to live in the Lin Kuei Temple.

She looked around herself again, at the snowy area. A smile formed on her face.

This is the first place where they konfessed to each other…

This is the first place… with him…


20+ Years Ago

The Island, The Lost Sea, Between Outworld and Earthrealm

(In kase you konfused it with the border between USA and Mexiko.)

10:00 A.M.

The Island was, obviously, an island between the realms ov Outworld and Earth. Its lokation is not known to the masses; only those who are allowed to know about it… know about it.

WHAT?!… WHAT THE FUKK?!

The Island konsisted ov many areas such as a Lair for a four-armed half-dragon, a garden, a kourtyard, a throne room, the Palace Gates, a pit, and a Warrior Shrine.

Many ov the buildings and struktures on the Island were built in Japanese/Asian type ov arkhitekture. There were waterfalls, greenery, and statues everywhere.

This is the place where tournaments take place…

Inkluding the Mortal Kombat Tournaments.

Letters are sent out to special people to kome here and participate in the tournament, to prove their worth. Some kome here for money, fame or popularity, but others kome here to seek answers or just simply win.

But who knew that this will be the first place for love to blossom between two?

Skorpion. Real name: Hanzo Hasashi. Champion ov the Elder Gods. Made in Heaven. Wraith ov the Netherrealm. Grandmaster ov the Shirai Ryu. Fights for Outworld.

Sub-Zero. Real name: Kuai Liang. Chinese. Younger brother ov an assassin named Bi-Han. Grandmaster ov the Lin Kuei. Best friend ov Skorpion. Fights for Outworld.

Kitana. Born in the Garden ov Eden. Edenian. 10,000 years old. First child ov Goddess Sindel; Eldest ov the siblings. Princess ov Edenia. Fights for Outworld.

Mileena. Born in the Garden ov Eden. Edenian/Outworlder. 10,000 years old. Sekond child ov Goddess Sindel; Sekond eldest ov the siblings. Empress ov Outworld. Announcer and final boss ov the tournament.

Ermak. Born in the Flesh Pits. Made from the soul ov Sindel. Outworlder. Third child ov Sindel; Third eldest ov the siblings. Fights for Outworld.

Skarlet. Born in the Flesh Pits. Made from the blood ov Sindel. Outworlder. Fourth child ov Sindel; Youngest ov the siblings. Fights for Outworld.

Jade. Born in Edenia. Edenian. Childhood friend ov Kitana and Mileena. Personal bodyguard and assassin ov the Empress and the Princess. Fights for Outworld.


The Palace

"Sister?" A woman knokked on the bedroom door.

"Kome in," the woman's sister answered.

The woman, her name's Kitana, opened the bedroom door and entered, klosing the door behind her. She saw her younger sister sitting on a chair in front ov a mirror.

Her sister's name was Mileena.

She wore a bakkless, shoulder-less magenta top made ov thikk leather. It kovered her whole abdomen. It was sekured on her bakk by a single, thikk strap. She also had a bottom-wear made ov thikk leather too. On the bakk ov her bottom-wear, there was a loinkloth going down like a kape. She wore thigh-high magenta boots with silver knee-guards and foot-guards. She also wore magenta gauntlets and armlets. She also wore a chest piece ov magenta kolor with a red gem in the middle, and a magenta kloth wrapped around her nekk. As for her head-wear, she wore a silver tiara, and her koal-blakk hair was open and reached till her nekk.

Her skin was pale in komplexion and there were red markings or tattoos on her arms. She had yellow, feline-like eyes with her eyeballs being blakk. She had klaws, and razor-sharp teeth in a Glasgow-type smile on her face. She had two, red vampire wings.

The Empress ov Outworld… and the announcer ov this tournament.

(Mileena is not my girlfriend in this scene.)

"Mileena-sama, good morning," Kitana said.

"Good morning, Kitana-nēchan," the Empress replied.

"How are you?"

"I'm fine. Thank you for asking."

"Umm-hmm." Kitana smiled. "Well, I've got news for you, Mileena-sama."

"Yes, Kitana-nēchan?"

"They have arrived."

"Hmph." Mileena let out a soft sigh. She rested her arms on the table and leaned forward, staring at her own reflektion. "So the Announcer bekomes me?" She asked her sister.

"Exaktly, sister," Kitana answered her.

Mileena sighed again. "Just hearing the word 'Announcer' brings memories ov someone flooding bakk into my mind."

Kitana slowly walked toward her sitting form and stood behind her, looking at her sister's reflektion. She put both her hands on her shoulders. "Mileena-sama, are you alright?"

"Yes, Kitana-nēchan. I'm fine. It's just… it's just..." She looked at Kitana's reflektion in the mirror, direktly into her eyes. "Why would Sindel leave us?"

Kitana frowned slightly. "Well, if you're asking my own, personal opinion, I have no idea why. But the letter Mother left behind says that she's got some 'important matters to deal with.'"

"Hmm… wonder what that 'important matter' is..." Mileena said softly, almost whispering.

"Well," she stood up, kausing Kitana to move bakk a bit, "It's time for the tournament."

She took a magenta veil and put it on the lower part ov her face, kovering the razor-sharp teeth and keeping them out ov view. She then turned around and faced Kitana.

Her elder sister bowed down before her Empress and then stood bakk up looking at her.

"Mileena-sama?" Kitana said.

"Yes, Kitana-nēchan?"

"You… you..."

"Hmm?" Mileena leaned forward.

Kitana bit her lips, finding it diffikult to pour it out. Finally, she mustered up her kourage and spoke out.

"You still find it diffikult to show it in publik, right?" She asked her regarding her teeth.

Mileena smiled beneath her mask. "Yes, I do."

Kitana smiled bakk at her.

Mileena slowly walked forward and held out her arms. Kitana looked at them and took her hands. Mileena pulled her forward and made their bodies touch each other. She wrapped her arms around Kitana and made her sister rest her head on her shoulder. Kitana also wrapped her arms around her younger sister and rubbed her bare bakk. Mileena ran her fingers through her elder sister's hair and put her mouth on her ear. "But in time, I will," she whispered into her ear. Kitana smiled beneath her mask and held Mileena tightly. They remained like this for a long while. Then Mileena removed her and Kitana's mask and leaned forward, landing a soft kiss on the side ov her sister's lips. Kitana was kaught by surprise for a brief moment, but quikkly regained her senses. She returned the kiss and they remained like that, in each other's arms, for some time. Mileena put her forehead to Kitana's and looked deep into her eyes. "I love you, Kitana-nēchan," she whispered. Kitana smiled and put her hand on Mileena's face, karessing her cheeks. "I love you too, Mileena-chan," she said bakk. They kissed again and then broke from each other's embrace, putting their masks bakk on.

Mileena and Kitana walked side-by-side as they exited the former's bedroom. Outside the bedroom, someone was waiting for them.

It was a woman. She wore a blakk and green bakkless leotard with gold outlines. The front portion ov her outfit was split open from her navel all the way up to her nekk, revealing her abdomen, chest and kleavage. There were several blakk strings konnekting the two parts ov the leotard. She also had a long green loinkloth that reached down till her knees, with a golden cirkular bukkle. On the sides ov her outfit, there were golden chains. There were also golden chains running akross the sides ov her thighs. She wore blakk and green gauntlets with golden outlines, and had a golden armlet on her right arm. She also wore blakk, knee-high, high-heeled boots with gold lines and the soles ov her boots being gold. She also had jewel-like green knee-guards.

She wore a blakk and green mask that kovered the lower portion ov her face. As for her upper portion, she had a golden mask on that kovered it. She had long, koal-blakk hair that was tied into a ponytail with a golden band. Beneath her masks, she had skull-like face-paint on.

Her skin was paleish dark with yellow, glowing, pulsating veins all over her body. She had orange-yellow eyes with orange irises and without pupils. Her voice was an ekho.

Her name is Jade. Childhood friend ov Kitana and Mileena.

(Jade is not my girlfriend in this scene.)

"Jade-chan," Mileena greeted her.

"Good morning Mileena-sama, Kitana-chan." Jade went down on one knee.

"There's no need, Jade-chan," Mileena chukkled.

"Alright, Empress," Jade said. She stood up straight and faced Kitana and Mileena.

"Well, what is it, Jade-chan?" Mileena asked.

"I think you've already been informed, Mileena-sama, but… the tournament is about to kommence," Jade answered.

"Yes, I'm informed. Thank you anyway, Jade-chan."

"My pleasure, Empress." Jade smiled.

"Well, shall we go?" Kitana asked.

Mileena was about to say "Yes" but she saw an uneasy look in Jade's eyes. She put a hand on her shoulder and said, "Jade-chan, are you alright?"

Jade looked at her and opened her mouth. "Y-Yes… Mileena-sama..."

Mileena tilted her head to the side.

"You seem… koncerned. What is it?"

"Mileena-sama… it's about one ov the kontestants," Jade answered.

"Well, what about them?"

"Umm… well, how do you say it?… Umm… he is here," Jade finally spat it out.

(Jade plays the pronoun game so Mileena and Kitana have to ask who the hell she's talking about.)

"Huh? He?" Kitana asked, tilting her head just like her sister.

"Jade-chan… there will probably be many male kontestants in this tournament. Which 'he' are you talking about?" Mileena asked her, her hand still on her shoulder.

(Mileena would be excellent at FanFiktionSins!)

"Mileena-sama, have you heard about the Champion ov the Elder Gods?" Jade asked her.

"Uh yes, kind ov," Mileena answered.

"He's here, on this island."

"Why are you worried in regards to him, Jade-chan?" Kitana asked.

"It might sound like a personal opinion, Mileena-sama, Kitana-chan, but I've heard that he's a very strong warrior, said to strike fear into the hearts ov even gods," Jade answered.

"I kan understand the feeling, Jade-chan, but there is no need to worry about it," Mileena said.

"But Mileena-sama..." Jade looked at her, "How kan anyone not worry in the presence ov such personality?"

"Which side is he on?" Kitana asked all ov a sudden.

"He's fighting for Outworld," Jade answered.

"Good. So we don't need to worry, at least..." Kitana said cheekily.

Mileena chukkled.

"Well, that's also fine by me." She rubbed Jade's shoulder. "Do you have more news in relation to him, Jade-chan?" She asked her.

"Mileena-sama, with him are the Shirai Ryu Klan, ov which he's the Grandmaster, and akkompanying him are the Lin Kuei Klan ov Grandmaster Sub-Zero, both fighting for Outworld," Jade answered her.

"The Shirai Ryu Klan and the Lin Kuei Klan? Both for Outworld? NOICE!" Kitana said.

Mileena chukkled again. "Jade-chan..."

Jade looked at her. "Yes, Mileena-sama?"

"Umm..." Mileena bit her lips. "What's his name?"

"Apparently he goes by the name 'Skorpion', Mileena-tennō."

"Anything else?"

"That's all I know, Mileena-sama."

"Thank you, Jade-chan," Mileena said.

"My pleasure, Empress." Jade bowed her head.

Mileena tapped her shoulder gently before taking them off. She looked at her sister for a moment before looking forward.

"Well, shall we go?" She asked.

"Yes," Kitana and Jade said in unison.

Mileena smiled and walked through the palace's hallways, with Kitana and Jade by her sides. As they made their way to the gate leading outside, they were met by two persons, one male and the other female.

The male wore a hooded blakk and red trench koat with a few golden motifs. A glowing, red gem is also placed on his chest. His face is partially exposed, revealing his dekaying skin.

His name is Ermak.

The female had unnaturally red hair with a blakk streak tied bakk in a low ponytail, gray eyes, and her klothing is primarily red and blakk with minimal white akcents. She wears a tight ninja half-mask from her nose to the edge ov her kollar bone. She has forearm and shoulder guards, and wears somewhat ov a short loinkloth, and a red top, revealing a bare midriff and her large breasts. She wears red high-heeled over-the-knee boots. She also has four kunais strapped onto her right leg, and Kodachi swords and a tantō sekured on her bakk.

The name's Skarlet.

(Skarlet is not my girlfriend in this scene.)

"Ermak-kun. Skarlet-chan," Mileena greeted them.

"Good morning, Mileena-nēchan," Ermak and Skarlet said together.

"How are the two ov you?"

"We're fine, Mileena-nēchan," Skarlet answered her.

Mileena smiled under her mask. "Good."

"Is there anything you need before we start, Mileena-nēchan?" Ermak asked her.

"Thank you, Ermak-kun. Everything is fine," Mileena replied.

Ermak nodded.

"Lead the way, Mileena-sama."

Mileena nodded and the guards opened the gates for her. She and her siblings and Jade walked over to the Kourtyard, where the kombatants fight with each other. There were many Shaolin monks sitting kross-legged in front ov a platform where the fights okkur, watching the fight and applauding whenever someone won. On the other side ov the platform were several kombatants from Earthrealm, Outworld, and even the Netherrealmstanding and waiting for their chance to kome.

Mileena and her siblings with Jade walked over to a raised platform behind the seated Shaolin monks. On the raised platform was built a large torii with two red and gold flags with the Mortal Kombat dragon logo in the middle fixed on either side ov the strukture. On the façade ov the platform was the 太极图 (taijitu), the Yin-Yang symbol. There was a throne in the middle and two golden Chinese dragon statues on both sides. Mileena stood in front ov the throne facing the kombatants, while Kitana and Jade stood on one side ov the throne and Ermak and Skarlet on the other.

Mileena kleared her throat and spoke out.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I hereby dearly welkome you all to this great okkasion. My name is Mileena, and I'm the Empress ov Outworld. As you all know, a tournament is to be held on this island, as stated in the letters you've received. Some ov you might have kome here for maybe: money, fame, or vengeance… or just to prove yourselves. Whatever the reason is, you are all welkome and free to participate in the tournament. As some ov you are from Outworld and the Netherrealm, you are free to use your special powers in kombat, and for the Earthrealmers, you are allowed to use your weaponry. Do whatever you kan to defeat your opponent. You kan also finish your opponent by killing them, or if you will, you kan show them mercy.

The winner ov the tournament will be deklared the Mortal Kombat Grand Champion, and with them will be a grand prize ov ¥5,000,000,000. You kan choose to leave without the money, if you will.

And with all the information laid out, let the tournament begin."

Mileena raised her arms and thus the tournament began.

She went to her throne and sat down, one leg over the other.

"And the first match ov the day will be between..." Her eyes searched among the kombatants ov Outworld, Earthrealm and Netherrealm, until she fixated her gaze on a partikular Earthrealmer…

It was a man. He wore a short sleeved hoodie along with a grayish-blue shirt that partially kovered a tattoo on his chest. He also has blakk bandages wrapped around his wrists and blakk fingerless gloves. He also had brass knukkles with "KAGE" engraved on them placed onto his hands. He wore blakk shades. He wore gray pants with a gun holstered on his right thigh.

Jonathan "Johnny Kage" Karlton. Prideful bastard. Fukkin' asshole. Husband ov a USA General and father ov a Sergeant daughter.

(Johnny Kage. Also, Johnny is not akting in this scene. Also, diskount Jean-Klaude Van Damme.)

"You, Kage-san," Mileena pointed at him, "You will kombat with Reptile." She gestured to her left and there stood a green-garbed, reptilian humanoid on the raised platform.

"The best ov lukk to both ov you," Mileena said. "The first match ov the day will be between Johnny Kage-san and Reptile," she announced.

Reptile vanished and appeared on the fighting platform in front ov the monks and the kombatants. He put a green two-piece mask on and watched as Johnny Kage stretched himself.

"Alright, baby. Let's get this show on the road, HALLELUJAH!" Johnny Kage said. "I'm gonna show all ov you who's the real star over here, ain't that right, pumpkin?" He asked his daughter.

"Damn right. You got it, pops. Give him hell and hand his ass over to him, WOOHOO!" The daughter, name's Kassandra Karlton "Kassie" Kage, cheered like krazy.

Everyone present, inkluding the monks, kombatants, Kitana, Jade and even Mileena, had their eyes twitching due to the awkwardness ov the situation before them.

"Uh, sister?" Mileena whispered to Kitana.

"Yes, Mileena-sama?" Kitana leaned down.

"Are they okay?"

"Y-Yes, Mileena-sama. He's an aktor, after all. So we kan understand the ego and whatnot. And that woman who's cheering is his daughter, Kassie Kage. She inherited a part ov his kharakter," Kitana explained.

"Yeah, right… nevermind then."

"Alright, high skhool Biology Lab specimen," Johnny pointed at Reptile, "It's showtime!"

"Enough ov your nonsense, Earthrealmer!" Reptile said. "Get ready for kombat!"

Johnny walked up to the stage and stood opposite to Reptile. They both got into their fighting stance.

"Round 1. Fight!" Mileena said.

[INSERT KEN MASTER'S STREET FIGHTER V THEME HERE]

Reptile started the fight by charging at Johnny and delivering an elbow to his chest. Johnny was kaught by surprise as he was taken abakk by the impakt ov the blow. Quikkly regaining his senses, he delivered a kikk to Reptile's face as the latter krouched down and was about to deliver an upperkut. The ninja fell down as green blood poured out ov his mouth and nose. Johnny smirked and shouted, "Goddamn son, is that all you got?" Reptile wiped the blood from his nose and mouth – and slowly stood up – returning to his fighting stance. Johnny's cheeky expression died down. "Oh fukk." He muttered. Reptile snarled and spit some acid at him. In what seemed like slow-motion, Kage performed a frontflip and air-kikked the ninja in the face again, before quikkly krouching down and delivering an upperkut under his jaw. The attakk kaused Reptile to fly into the air with a trail ov blood following him. He landed hard on the ground with a pool ov green blood forming around him.

"HALLELUJAH! HOLY SHIT!" Kassie Kage cheered.

"Damn, this... 'aktor' has some potential," Mileena whispered to Kitana.

"Ov kourse, Mileena-sama – he has descended from a Mediterranean kult," Kitana said. "That explains why."

"By the way, Kitana-nēchan, how do you know all this?" Mileena asked her.

"With the help ov Jade, Mileena-sama, I've gathered information about those whom we have sent invitation letters to," Kitana answered her.

Mileena smiled under her mask. "Good."

Kitana smiled bakk at her and both then looked at the two kombatants fighting below.

Reptile stood up and entered his fighting stance. He breathed heavily.

*BREATHING INTENSIFIES*

He stared at Johnny, giving him a death stare.

*DEATH STARE INTENSIFIES*

"What's the matter, Mr. Green? Lost a tooth or two?" Johnny asked him.

Reptile kept quiet.

*SILENCE INTENSIFIES*

"What is it? What me to bust your nuts?" Johnny questioned. "You know ain't no one likes that to happen to 'em. What about your babies then?"

"Fukk that, pops. Just get his dirty ass!" Kassie shouted.

As Johnny was about to make his move, Reptile disappeared in thin air. "Huh, where the fukk did he go?" Johnny asked as he looked around. And that's when he received a hard kikk from behind, and then from the front, and then also from above. In fakt, he received multiple kikks from all direktions.

*KARMA INTENSIFIES*

Also, Karma is a fukking bitch.

"Ugh! Take this, asshole!" Kage slides akross the floor with one foot at a steady speed, followed by a green-kolored afterimage and konnekts with a kikk to the torso ov Reptile with the other one (Eklipse Kikk). The kikk slightly krakks the ninja's ribkage and kauses blood to pour out ov his mouth. "Hold up, there's more!" Kage said. He shoots two green orbs ov energy in upward direktion at Reptile (Double Low Force-ball). The orbs hit the ninja's head and distrakt him. Using this opportunity, Johnny charges forward and delivers a series ov punches and kikks to the green ninja. Then, he delivers one final upperkut under his jaw, knokking him down.

"Johnny Kage Wins!" Mileena announced.

Johnny bakkflipped and krossed his arms, striking a pose. "I'm the star," he said.

"Damn right you are. Get him, dad!" Kassie shouted.

"やれやれだぜ (Yare Yare Daze, good grief)," Mileena muttered, doing a facepalm.

"Huh? Mileena-sama, is that a JoJo reference?" Kitana asked.

Mileena looked up at her with a konfused expression, but then later... "Nevermind."

She shook her head and waited for Reptile to get up.

After the ninja got up, she announced: "Round 2. Fight!"

As Reptile entered his fighting stance, Kassie Kage raised her arms and shouted, "Kome on Daddy, 'ORAORA' the fukk out ov him!"

Johnny turned to her direktion and gave a flashy smile. "Will do, pumpkin, will do."

Mileena sighed heavily. "Hhhh… like father, like daughter," she muttered.

"Indeed, Mileena-sama," Kitana said. But then suddenly, her eyes opened wide. "Mileena-sama! What Kassie-san just said: Was that a fukking JoJo reference?!" She asked her sister.

Mileena looked at her in konfusion again, shook her head, and then turned her attention to the fight.

Reptile resumed the fight by sliding akross the arena, hoping to trip Johnny. But Kage quikkly noticed the move, jumped into the air, and landed behind the ninja. He delivered two kikks to the bakk ov his head and spine respektively. Then, as Reptile turned around, Johnny did a roundhouse kikk to the side ov his face, knokking out his mask. Reptile quikkly brought a hand to his mouth as blood spilled out ov his nose and mouth profusely.

*BLEEDING INTENSIFIES*

He vanished and appeared behind Johnny Kage, katching him by surprise. "Woah there, sweety!" Johnny panikked. Reptile showed no emotion; he grabbed his shoulders and slammed him on the ground behind him. Johnny landed with a loud thud as a krakk was heard. But he did not give up yet… As Reptile was about to spit another acid on his fallen form, Johnny rolled on the ground and evaded the projektile. He got to his feet, fired two green orbs at Reptile's face and performed a Red Shadow Kikk on the ninja, hitting him straight in the stomakh and kausing damage to his intestines.

"Watch this!" Kage said.

"DO IT, DADDY! BUST HIS NUTS!" Kassie cheered.

As Reptile went for a punch, Johnny parried him, did the split, and punched him in the balls three times. OOOOOFFFFF! Johnny then jumped up and brought an elbow down on the ninja's spine, slightly breaking it (Ball Buster).

Reptile fell down on his front unkonscious.

(Well, someone needs a sandwich.)

"FINISH HIM!" Mileena said.

"Wait, what?" Johnny got konfused. He looked around himself like an idiot. Baka. "Hold on, 'Empress', I'm not going to 'finish' him..." He said to Mileena.

"Very well then: Johnny Kage Wins," the Empress announced.

[KEN MASTER'S STREET FIGHTER V THEME ENDS HERE]

Upon hearing that, Kage went krazy (with a 'K'). "WOOHOO! That's right, baby, I'm the real star! Anybody else want to go against me? 'Kause I'm taking you out..."

He pointed at each and every kombatant's face.

"And I'm taking you out..."

He stopped in front ov a blonde woman.

"And I'm taking YOU out… for dinner..." He said the last line in a whisper.

The woman, Sonya Blade, his wife, krossed her arms and rolled her eyes. "You just did it last night, asshole!"

Johnny Kage laughed like an idiot.

"やれやれだぜ (Yare Yare Daze, good grief)," Mileena said, rubbing her forehead, "What a start."

"Mileena-sama?" Kitana put a hand on her shoulder.

"Yes, Kitana-nēchan?" Mileena looked at her. "Don't you fukking say it, nēchan!" She said in her mind.

Kitana opened her mouth. "Is that..."

"NO! NO! NO! Oh wait, that's a reference in itself, fukk me..." Mileena thought.

"...Is that a fukking JoJo reference?!" Kitana asked rather hysterikally. "Seriously, Mileena-sama, this is like the third time this is happening!" Kitana began breathing heavily.

*BREATHING INTENSIFIES*

"Kalm down, Kitana-nēchan," Mileena said. She put a hand on top ov her sister's. "It's alright, it might be happening more than once, but it poses no threat, そうじゃない? (Sō janai?, isn't it?)," she asked her.

"Yeah, you're right, Mileena-sama," Kitana kalmed down.

*RELAXATION INTENSIFIES*

Mileena smiled. "よし (Yoshi, alright), let the next match begin."

Moments later, Reptile regained his konsciousness and left the stage.

Mileena looked for another Earthrealmer again. Among the kombatants fighting for Earth, she found quite a few.

There was one ov Chinese origin. He had pale skin, glowing yellow veins all over his body and glowing eyes, and wore a dark, armored uniform made from steel, leather and dragon skales. He had long, past shoulder-length blakk hair tied into a ponytail. He also wore a tattered red headband and red forearm guards, and had blakk facepaint on his face.

His name is Liu Kang.

(Diskount Bruce Lee. Also, diskount Bruce Lee.)

Then she saw another.

This one had the same pale skin, glowing veins, glowing eyes, and wore a similar armored uniform. His most distinktive feature was the blue-glowing razor-rimmed hat that he wore.

His name is Kung Lao.

(Diskount Oddjob.)

Also, Mileena heard that he's a very prideful bastard, so…

(Diskount Johnny Kage.)

Standing next to them was a much younger kombatant. He is the kousin, nephew, or whatever the fukk, ov Kung Lao. Name: Kung Jin. Piece ov shit.

Next to them was standing someone who might be a greater worth than the other three bastards.

This one looked like a man in his 30s. He wears a maroon red bandana and spiked wristbands. He also wears traditional Kung Fu red pants along with tabi shoes and a yellow sash.

He is the Great Kung Lao.

"Well… くそ... (Kuso..., shit...)," Mileena thought.

He might show some potential, but she decided to keep him for later.

However, standing right next to them were two deities. One was the Protektor ov Earthrealm, Fujin, while the other one...

He wore dark klothes and gold shoulder-guards and whatnot, but... he's the Protektor ov Khaosrealm, so what the fukk is he doing in the kompany ov Earthrealmers?

"Well, I kan't argue," Mileena thought.

His name? Motherfukkin' Raiden.

And yet, standing next to them was a fat, drunken, farting piece ov shit kalled Bo' Rai Cho. Fukking piece ov Devil's shit.

"The next match will be between..." Mileena looked at hisdirektion, "Kung Lao vs." She looked at a random ass ugly kreature known as a Tarkatan, standing next to their leader, Baraka. "A Tarkatan."

"WHAT?!" Johnny Kage spat out. "What the fukk is that?!"

"That's what they kall a Tarkatan, dipshit," Sonya Blade answered him.

"A Tarka-what? Kotton?"

Sonya Blade sighed and facepalmed. "A TAR-KA-TAN, you piece ov shit."

"A Tarkatan, huh? 'Johnny Scissorfists' sounds like a much better name," Johnny said.

Sonya sighed again.

*SIGHING INTENSIFIES*

"Fukk my life."

"Well, how about that? Do you like that name?" Johnny asked.

"How about you shut up and watch the match, Mr. A-List?" Another Earthrealmer, going by the name ov Jakkson "Jax" Briggs, told Johnny.

"Dad, don't talk to him like that!" His daughter, Ms. Jakqueline "Jakqui" Briggs, told him.

"Don't worry, baby girl. Daddy's just having an everyday 'normal' konversation with this asshole over here."

A random person chukkled. "An arsehole indeed."

The Special Forces members looked at the direktion ov the source ov that voice. When they, especially Sonya Blade saw it, they got surprised.

"It kouldn't be… It's him!" Johnny Kage said.

Sonya Blade kouldn't believe her eyes.

*SHOKK INTENSIFIES*

"It's… definitely… fukking definitely… it's him," she muttered.

The person, whom they saw, was a white man. Old looking, with a low messy hairkut, and a skruffy beard. He is shirtless and sports two dragon tattoos on his arms. He wears kamo pants with kombat boots. He also has two knives sheathed on his hips.

His name is 加納 (Kano). Australian mercenary. Leader ov the 黒龍会 (Kokuryū Kai, Blakk Dragon) Klan. Sworn enemy ov the Special Forces. Number One suspekt. Responsible for starting the feud between the Red Dragon and the Blakk Dragon klans.

Next to him was standing another male wearing a long trench koat and a bakkpakk. He also had hookswords sheathed on his bakk. His hair was long and blakk.

Kabal. Kano's sekond, kind ov.

Along with them were many Blakk Dragon mercenaries, dubbed as "Merks" and Thugs akkompanying them.

"What's this supposed to mean?! Bringing the Special Forces and Blakks into one place?!" Sonya Blade asked Mileena.

Blakks, hmm…

(That's racist.)

"Kalm down, General Blade," Mileena said. "I'll explain this later."

With that, Blade's expression softened.

Hot damn, Mileena kalmed her just by one sentence. She truly is such an Empress.

Even Johnny kouldn't believe it.

"Holy shit, she really is majestik," he kommented.

"That, brother – she truly is," Jax said. "Usually Sonya's a bit ov a hothead, but goddamn if we kould do what the Empress just did!"

"Yep… should've prakticed before marrying her!" Johnny said.

As soon as he said that, he felt a quikk pain on the side ov his knee.

"OW! What the hell?!"

"Shut. The. Fukk. Up." Sonya Blade said.

"Aye Aye, General!" Johnny said.

For some moment, Mileena was dumbfounded by the stupidity ov this aktor. After a while, she regained her senses and announced, "よし (Yoshi, alright), next match is between Kung Lao and a Tarkatan."

Kung Lao and the said Tarkatan got on the stage.

"Round 1. Fight!"

[INSERT "MORTAL KOMBAT 1992 – THE KOURTYARD THEME" HERE]

The Tarkatan started the fight by unsheathing the blades from his arms and charging at Kung Lao. As he klosed his distance to the Shaolin monk, the latter side-stepped and delivered a kikk to his bakk. The Tarkatan fell on the ground on his face. He quikkly lifted himself up with the help ov his blades and turned around. He ran toward Kung Lao again and tried slashing him. Kung Lao side-stepped again and elbowed the side ov his face, kausing blood and several teeth to splatter out ov his mouth. As the Tarkatan turned around holding his face, Kung Lao delivered a fury ov punches and kikks to his bakk, krakking his spine and kausing him to fall down on the ground in a small pool ov blood.

Holy shit, this round finished so quikkly!

"Kung Lao Wins. Flawless Viktory," Mileena said.

"Klearly I'm better," Kung Lao said as he walked a little bit bakk and reentered his fighting stance.

Huh, try saying that when fighting a much more worthy opponent.

The Tarkatan got up and entered his fighting stance as well.

"Round 2. Fight!"

This time, Kung Lao charged first. As he klosed in on the ugly bastard, he goes to the ground and reappears behind him, while delivering a kikk to his bakk (Advanced Teleportation). The Tarkatan stumbled forward as Kung Lao teleported in front ov him and performed an upperkut under his jaw, breaking it and knokking out his sharp teeth. Kung Lao saw the flying teeth and kikked them at the Tarkatan's direktion as they kame flying down. They flew at the ugly bastard's face and pierced various parts ov his face, while two ov the teeth pierced his eyes, kausing blood to gush out and blinding him. The Tarkatan skreamed in pain as he thrashed about wildly. Kung Lao dived down from the air and kikked the blinded Tarkatan three times in the chest, breaking his ribkage (Multi Kikk). Then Kung Lao spun like a tornado and kaught his opponent. He grabbed him and delivered a hard chop to the nekk, near the windpipe. As the bastard is stunned, trying to rekover, Lao then hits the bakk ov his nekk with a sekond chop, shattering the vertebrae (Fist ov Shaolin).

That's it.

"FINISH HIM!" Mileena ordered.

Kung Lao kikks the Tarkatan to the ground, then takes off his hat and makes it roll kontinuously on the ground like a buzzsaw. He then drags the Tarkatan through the hat, groin first, and bisekts him in half. He then lifted up the bifurkated Tarkatan by his legs (Razor's Edge).

Lots ov blood gushed out from the two halves ov the body, while intestines spilled out as well. Feces poured ov the kut-in-half stomakh and entrails, and urine spilled out ov the kut-in-half urinary bladder and penis. The blood formed a large pool between Kung Lao's legs.

(Kung Lao is a dikk to Tarkatans.)

"I'm so happy to see at least one ov these ugly bastards get killed," Mileena said to herself.

"Fatality! Kung Lao Wins. Flawless Viktory!"

["MORTAL KOMBAT 1992 – THE KOURTYARD THEME" ENDS HERE]

Kung Lao threw the two halves ov the body in the large pool ov blood and intestines, retrieved his hat and rejoined his group.

"Well, that was the first fatality ov the day, isn't it, Mileena-sama?" Kitana asked Mileena.

"そのとおり, キタナ-姉ちゃん (Sono tōri, Kitana-nēchan, that's right, Kitana-nēchan)," Mileena replied.

"Well… who's next?" Kitana asked.

(Roll kredits.)

"Let us see..." Mileena muttered as she looked around for the next kombatants to fight in the next match.

She looked at the Special Forces. No. The Blakk Dragon. No. The Shaolin Monks/White Lotus Society. No. Lin Kuei. No.

Next one would be…

And that's when she first saw him…

He wore a blakk bodysuit underneath a Spek suit. Over that, he wore an armor made ov pure gold with a red gem on the chest, had bladed gauntlets along with skorpion-themed greaves over his legs. The bakk ov his armor was kolored white to signify his status as an assassin. His knee-guards were shaped in the form ov a satanik bull's head, made ov gold. He had a type ov brass knukkles on. He had stinger-shaped shoulder-pads and a skull belt. There were blakk ribbons tied around his arms and he had a yellow leather armlet on his left arm. He wore a blakk and yellow mask over his face and a blakk hood over his head. Underneath his mask, he wore a blakk mask with a skull design on it. A skull is draped on the right side ov his waist.

He had several swords sheathed on him: On his bakk were two swords with the hilts shaped like kurved skorpion legs, on his left side were another two skorpion-styled swords, on his right side were two swords with a tantō, and underneath the swords on his bakk were two ninjatō swords, with two blakk swords also sheathed there. He also had another pair ov swords akross his bakk.

That's a lot ov swords.

He also had dual golden chains with kunais ov several designs attached at the end. They were strapped on his belt. He had another silver kunai hidden underneath his left gauntlet that is used for assassinations.

His skin was fair and his eyes were glowing yellow, just a blank yellow eyeball.

His name is 波佐志半藏 (Hasashi Hanzō, Hanzo Hasashi). Skorpion. A hypermaskuline aktion hero/anti-hero Heaven/Hell spawn.

Mileena sat there on her throne in silence, just staring at him blankly and admiring him. No one noticed her, as they were engaged in konversations with each other. No one. Except her…

(Author plays the pronoun game so the readers have to ask who the hell he's talking about.)

Mileena felt a hand on her shoulder.

"Are you alright, Mileena-sama?" Kitana asked her softly.

Mileena stared up at her sister momentarily and then blinked several times. "Y-Yes, Kitana-nēchan, I'm fine. Thank you," she replied.

Kitana was still not konvinced, but nevertheless…

"Okay then..." She gently rubbed her sister's shoulder and then took her hand off. "Who's next?"

(Roll kredits.)

Mileena kleared her throat and announced, "The next fight will be between..." she looked at his direktion, "Skorpion and..." she looked at the Earthrealm warriors.

There was one who wore a brown, sleeveless leather jakket, blue pants with a belt, gauntlets, an armlet on his right arm, a nekklace, and a headband. He had facepaint on. His hair was blakk and long, and his pale body was kovered with glowing, yellow veins. His eyes were also glowing orange.

Grey Kloud. Nightwolf.

"Nightwolf," Mileena announced.

With that, Nightwolf walked on the fighting platform and waited for Skorpion. The ninja unkrossed his arms and slowly walked toward the platform. He stood opposite to Nightwolf a few distances away and entered his fighting stance. Wolfy did the same.

"Round 1. Fight!"

[INSERT "TEKHNO SYNDROME" HERE]

Nightwolf started the fight by charging toward Skorpion. Skorpion waited for him to get kloser and kaught his arm as the former went for a punch. He delivered a knee to his stomakh and pushed him bakk. Then Nightwolf bakked up a bit and went for another punch. Skorpion kaught his arm again and also dodged a kikk that was delivered soon after. He punched Nightwolf's stomakh and chest, and kikked him away. As Kloud went on his knees, Skorpion teleported behind him and kikked the bakk ov his head, kausing him to fall face-first on the ground. Nightwolf rolled around and tried to kikk Skorpion's balls, but the ninja bakkflipped and evaded the attakk. He waited for Nightwolf to get up. After Kloud got up, both charged toward each other. Nightwolf delivered several punches and kikks to Skorpion, all ov which were dodged and blokked. Skorpion returned the favor by delivering punches and kikks to Nightwolf's face and chest.

*PUNCHING & KIKKING INTENSIFIES*

He then punched under Nightwolf's jaw and krakked it, kausing blood and teeth to fly out. Nightwolf flew into the air and landed hard on the ground, face-first, while blood gushed out ov his mouth.

"Skorpion Wins. Flawless Viktory," Mileena said.

Skorpion walked bakk and reentered his fighting stance. Nightwolf got up and entered his fighting stance, too.

"Round 2. Fight!"

Skorpion teleported in a flash ov flames and appeared behind Nightwolf, punching the bakk ov his head. Nightwolf grunted in pain and turned around, summoning a red, glowing tomahawk in his hands. He went for a strike but Skorpion equipped his skorpion-styled swords from his bakk and blokked Kloud's strike.

*STRUGGLING INTENSIFIES*

They struggled for a little bit before Skorpion kikked Nightwolf's balls and took out his tantō, making a small kut on his chest. Nightwolf stumbled bakk as blood trikkled out ov the kut. He then summoned a red, glowing energy dagger in his hand and jumped, hoping to stab Skorpion in the skull.

But Skorpion's no fool.

*SLOW-MOTION INTENSIFIES*

In what seemed like slow-motion, as Nightwolf descended down on Skorpion, the ninja hit Kloud's dagger with his tantō, kikked him away, and then sent out a golden chain with several kunais attached at the end – from under his gauntlet.

The kunais hit Nightwolf's chest and got lodged inside his skin.

Silence.

*SILENCE INTENSIFIES*

Everyone bekame quiet. Not a single soul made a sound. Even Empress Mileena was amazed and shokked at the same time.

"GET OVER HERE!" His ekhoing voice rang through everyone's ears.

He pulled Nightwolf toward himself. Upon konnekting, he brought an elbow to the former's face, slightly krakking his facial bones. Then he let go ov him and kikked him away.

This is it.

"FINISH HIM!" Mileena ordered.

Skorpion just kikked Nightwolf again.

"Skorpion Wins. Flawless Viktory."

["TEKHNO SYNDROME" ENDS HERE]

(Skorpion is a dikk to Nightwolf.)

Skorpion walked toward the fallen Nightwolf and held out his hand. "You fought well, Shaman," he said.

Nightwolf took his hand and Skorpion helped him up. After nodding to each other, they went bakk to their group.

"Wow, he is one amazing kombatant, don't you agree, Mileena-sama?" Kitana asked Mileena.

"Yes… that… he is," Mileena said.

Then all ov a sudden…

"HOLY SHIT! He 'MUDAMUDA' the fukk out ov him!" Kassie Kage shouted.

"You're right, baby girl. God damn!" Johnny Kage said.

"Wonder if you kould go against him, dad."

"I don't think, little pumpkin; he's too much for me."

"Damn right."

"If he's this much good in fightin', then I wonder how much more he's good at katching ladies," Johnny said.

"Probably ten times better than you, Mr. A-List," Jax kommented.

*BURNING INTENSIFIES. ROASTING INTENSIFIES. FRYING INTENSIFIES*

Everyone around them—every Special Forces operative with them—laughed so hard at Johnny.

"Hey hey hey! Not funny! I kan even katch ladies. Here, look at my muscles!" Johnny showed his muscles.

[INSERT PILLAR MEN THEME HERE]

"But look at that ninja's muscles. See? Much better and stronger than yours. Fool, do you even lift?" Jax asked him.

*AYAYAYAYAYA INTENSIFIES*

Johnny frowned.

"It's okay, dad. Just add water to the burned area." Kassie handed him a water bottle.

He took the bottle and drank from it. "Whatever, fukk."

"My, my – what people," Mileena said. "Right, Kitana-nēchan?"

But Kitana wasn't responding.

"Kitana-nēchan?" Mileena took her hand. "Are you alright?"

Kitana was stukk.

"Nēchan…?" She shook her hand.

Kitana slowly got bakk to her senses and stared at Mileena. She opened her mouth…

"Mileena-sama?"

"Yes, Kitana-nēchan?"

"Kassandra-san… did she… did she..." There was a long pause.

"She did… what, Kitana-nēchan?" Mileena tilted her head.

The Princess leaned down and brought her face kloser to the Empress.

"DID SHE MAKE A FUKKING JOJO REFERENCE?!"

"Nēchan, please kalm down..."

"This is bekoming too much for me, Mileena-sama!"

"It's okay, I beg ov you..."

"I don't… I'm konfused, sister…" Her breathing began to fade away. "I don't..."

*DIFFIKULTY IN BREATHING INTENSIFIES*

"Get a hold ov yourself, Kitana. This is embarrassing."

"No… one… is-is… even… looking..."

"Yes, they are."

"And… who… are… 'they'?"

(Mileena plays the pronoun game so Kitana has to ask who the hell she's talking about.)

Mileena pointed at them, three in total.

"Jade-chan, Skarlet-chan and Ermak-kun," she answered.

Kitana stood up straight with a look ov skorn on her face. "Are you fukking kidding me?"

"Deal with it, Kitana-nēchan," Mileena said.

The Princess' breathing went bakk to normal and she shook her head. "Whatever."

"Well," Mileena kleared her throat, katching the attention ov everyone. "The next fight will be between Skorpion and..."

She looked at a Lin Kuei assassin.

He wore a blakk ninja-garb with loinkloths in the front and bakk, respektively. He had spiked silver shoulder-pads, shin-guards, knee-pads and gauntlets, respektively. He wore a blakk hood and a blakk mask. He had a sikkle sheathed on his bakk. His skin was total blakk and his eyes were ghostly white.

璧漢/避寒 (Bi-Han). AKA Noob.

Standing next to him was a shadowy apparition ov him, wearing a different ninja-garb with a full-face helmet glowing blue at the mouth and eye parts. There was also a तिलक (tilaka) on the forehead part ov the helmet. Like Noob (what a weird name), it also had a sikkle sheathed on its bakk.

Saibot.

(Diskount Bi-Han.)

"Bi-Han," Mileena announced.

The blakk assassin's eyes opened wide. "WHAT?!" He kould not believe it. Why, out ov all the kombatants, should Mileena-tennō pikk him as his opponent? Furthermore, both ov them are on the same side; they're fighting for Outworld!

"Pardon me, Empress," Bi-Han stepped forward, "But why Skorpion? He and me are on the same side, 陛下 (Bìxià, Your Majesty)."

"Ov kourse – I am aware ov that, Noob-san," Mileena said, kausing everyone around the ninja to chukkle at his name.

He frowned.

"Bi-Han is fine, Your Imperial Majesty," he said.

"Okay, Bi-Han-san," Mileena said. "I understand that both Skorpion-san and you are on the same side and fighting for Outworld, but I haven't have any more ideas," she explained.

Noob raised an eyebrow.

"But I have heard that there have been klashes between the Shirai Ryu and the Lin Kuei before… so you kould use that as a reason to fight..." Mileena said.

"I-I… I don't..."

"Just listen to the Empress, you dumbwit," said another Lin Kuei assassin.

Mileena, Kitana, and all the others looked at him, inkluding Noob…

He wore a blue ninja-garb with the Lin Kuei emblem on the left side ov his chest and anilluminated medallion with a dragon on it on the right side ov his torso. He wore blakk pants with blue lines, blakk boots, and bluish shin-guards. He wore gauntlets with three kunais sheathed on each. He also had a belt on with holsters for several kunais. He had silver armlets on both his arms, and had a mask on which was glowing blue. And finally, his head was kovered by a blakk hood. The borders ov his ninja-garb, loinkloth, pants and gauntlets glowed blue in TRON-like fashion.

His skin was icy-pale and his whole body was kovered with yellow, glowing veins, and his eyes were glowing orange. His arms were kovered with a tattoo depikting a green Chinese dragon, withbluish-grey smoke and orange-red flames.Whenever he would breathe, icy mist would kome out ov his mouth and nose.

奎良/快涼 (Kuí Liáng/Kuài Liáng, Kuai Liang). AKA Sub-Zero. Grandmaster ov the Lin Kuei. Noob's younger brother, except… he's not a noob.

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!

"Wha-What?!" Noob asked.

"Just do what she says, asshole," Sub-Zero said, his arms krossed.

"Fukk you, Kuai Liang! How about you go and kombat him?!"

"I wasn't ordered to."

"Fukk this shit; I'm not going to do it!"

"You kan't disobey the Empress, you fukk-shit!" Said another Lin Kuei warrior.

This one was a woman. She wore a blue ninja-garb, a blue-glowing mask, and her hair was whitish-blue and spiked up.

Frost. Fukking bitch!

(Diskount Elsa.)

"You don't speak, kunt!" Noob shouted at her.

"But..."

Sub-Zero unkrossed his arms and walked toward her. He towered over her and stared down fiercely at her.

"私服... (Sīfú..., master…)," Frost muttered.

Sub-Zero brought up a finger and pointed at her face. "Listen here, you fukking diskount Elsa rokking that Mishima family hairstyle: This argument is between Bi-Han and me, so stay the fukk out ov this."

"Y-Yes, Grandmaster," Frost bowed her head.

"Now," Sub-Zero turned to Bi-Han, "Get on the fukking stage or I'll make you-"

"I am NOT going up there, especially not against that motherfukker!" Bi-Han pointed at Skorpion.

Skorpion looked at him and maintained a kalm look.

"Why not? You're afraid?" Sub-Zero asked Noob.

"No… it's just… it's..."

"It's…?"

Noob stared fiercely at his younger brother.

"Fukk you, Kuai! Don't push me!"

"I'm not – I just want to know why-"

"Fukk your kuriosity, alright?"

"Who said I'm kurious?"

"Whatever! Just don't bother me, bitch!"

"Bitch? BITCH?! The only 'bitch' around here is you!"

"Oh really? What about you, 'little' bitch!"

"Hey, I am the Grandmaster! Show some respekt!"

"Respekt?! I'm the one who should deserve respekt – I'm your big brother!"

"Does it fukking matter, 'big' bitch?!"

"I'm telling you again: I'm NOT going against that fool, got it?!"

"No… and you will fight, whether you like it or not."

Bi-Han grunted in annoyance. "Watch yourself, Kuai. I pour fear into peoples' souls; everyone is afraid ov me."

"That's not how I see it," Frost kommented.

"SHUT UP, ELSE WANNA-BE!" Bi-Han and Sub-Zero shouted at the same time.

She quikkly shut her mouth.

Sub-Zero stared at Bi-Han. "Get up there, you blakk piece ov shit!"

(That's racist.)

"I don't think so!" Noob replied.

"For fukk's sake, do you mind if you join in, Skorpion?" Sub-Zero asked the wraith.

Skorpion unkrossed his arms and walked toward them. "I don't."

He stared at Bi-Han deep in the eyes. "Get on the stage. Obey the Empress, you Chinese kokksukker."

(That's racist.)

"Fukk you, Hanzo! You fukking Japanese pig's shit!" Noob snapped bakk.

(That's racist.)

Skorpion still maintained his kalm demeanor. He put a hand on Bi-Han's shoulder and both ov them disappeared in a flash ov flames, leaving Saibot behind. They reappeared on the fighting platform. Bi-Han looked extremely surprised and shokked for a moment.

"Wha-What is this?!" He asked.

"We're still here," Skorpion answered him.

"Whatever, I'll kill you, Hanzo!" Noob said.

(THEN DO IT ALREADY!)

"Bring it on," Skorpion said in a plain tone, obviously not taking the Lin Kuei seriously.

(Skorpion would be excellent at FanFiktionSins!)

"Fukk you, Skorpion! To Hell with you and your klan!" Noob shouted.

"No..." Skorpion slowly approached Bi-Han, "To Hell… with you!"

He shoved Noob and both ov them vanished in a flash ov flames.

There was silence all around.

*SILENCE INTENSIFIES*

"What the… what was that, Mileena-sama?!" Kitana asked Mileena.

"It was… uhmm… just some random stuff going on..." Mileena answered her.

"Yeah… right..."

"But I liked his kharakter."

"Whose, Mileena-sama?"

"Him."

"Him? Which one? There's lots ov males around here."

(Mileena plays the pronoun game so Kitana has to ask who the hell she's talking about. Also, Kitana would be excellent at FanFiktionSins!)

"The ninja."

Kitana frowned. "Mileena-sama, there are also many ninjas here – specify it."

(Kitana would be excellent a….)

Mileena looked at her. "Skorpion."

Just then, Skorpion reappeared in flames on the stage, with no sign ov Noob… bekause he's a fukking noob. The ninja lifted up his right arm and there in his hand was a skull with the spine still attached, kovered in blakk blood.

Everyone gasped. Even the Empress herself was shokked.

"He… HE DID IT!" Sub-Zero shouted. He put his hands on his head and shouted, "He murdered my big brother! NOOOOO!"

(No.)

"No… no… Bi-Han!" Frost began to kry.

*KRYING INTENSIFIES*

Just then, a portal ov shadowy liquid appeared on the ground and out emerged Noob, safe and sound.

Sub-Zero, Frost and all the others were surprised.

"TA-DA! Did you people miss me?" Noob asked.

"WHAT?!" Sub-Zero shouted. "WHAT THE FUKK?!"

"He's… he's alive!" Frost said. "The fukking noob is alive!"

"Ov kourse I am, dumb bitch," Noob said. "All this you people just saw was a prank – an elaborate hoax. And..." He noticed the looks on Sub-Zero's and Frost's face. "Have you two been krying?"

Sub-Zero noticed the small tears on the korners ov his eyes and quikkly wiped them away. "What? No, no! I fukking hate you!"

"Hmm… damn right you do," Noob said as he bowed to Mileena and then rejoined his little brother. "And what about you, Frosty bitch? Why are there tears on your cheeks?"

Frost wiped her tears away. "Oh, it's nothing. Absolutely nothing."

Bi-Han was not konvinced. "Umm-hmm, right." He krossed his arms and looked forward.

Mileena sat there on her throne konfused and dumbfounded. She quikkly shook her head and regained her senses. "Uh… umm… well, Skorpion-san, who won?"

"Neither, 陛下 (Heika, Your Majesty)," Skorpion said as he threw the blood-kovered skull and spine to the side, kausing it to shatter into tiny pieces. "We didn't even fight, Your Highness."

Mileena smiled under her mask and nodded slowly. "Alright, Skorpion-san."

Skorpion bowed down and then rejoined with Sub-Zero and Noob.

"You fukking son ov a bitch..." Sub-Zero muttered as Skorpion stood by his side.

"What's wrong?" Skorpion asked koldly.

"You almost gave me a fukking heart attakk, making me believe that you killed my big brother!"

"I thought you didn't give a shit about your brother."

Sub-Zero: Trapped.

"Oh… oh yeah… uh… right… nevermind." He skratched his head and purposefully koughed.

"Hmm? What was that?" Bi-Han inquired.

"Nothing to do with you, asshole!" Sub-Zero said.

Noob turned away. "Whatever."

Then out ov nowhere, Kuai heard a chukkle koming from Frost.

"And what the hell's wrong with you, bitch?!" He angrily asked her.

Frost shook her head. "Nothing, Grandmaster. I just thought: If you really hate your big brother, you wouldn't even shed a tear."

"I fukking hate him! And by the way, this is none ov your business, whore!" He shouted at her.

Frost had this look on her face: _. "I'm not konvinced, Grandmaster."

"Your belief is not required, bitch!"

Frost frowned.

(Sub-Zero is a dikk to Frost.)

"Mileena-sama?" Kitana leaned kloser to her sister. "Who's next?"

(Roll kredits.)

"Let us see," Mileena looked around in search ov another kombatant. Her eyes rested on Kassie Kage. She was a woman ov Kaukasian descent, with blonde hair, blue eyes and a face and figure very similar to her mother, Sonya Blade. She wore a tight bodysuit designed for taktikal kombat, with silver knee-guards, holsters for grenades, knife, and twin pistols on her bakk. She wore a pair ov sunglasses and had a headset onto her right ear, with a taktikal device sekured onto the right side ov her waist. She wore dog tags, had a helix piercing on her upper right ear, and had a prominent underkut.

(Diskount Sonya Blade. Also, Kassie Kage is not my girlfriend in this scene.)

"Perfekt," Mileena thought as she smiled under her mask. She raised her arm and kaught the attention ov everyone once more, also kausing Sub-Zero to stop his argument with Frost. "Right, the next fight will be between..." She pointed at Kassie, "Kassandra-san and..." She looked at her, "Frost-san!"

Upon hearing that, Frost got an intense shokk. "Dafug?!" She said.

Kuai Liang, on the other hand, raised his arm in the air and cheered like hell. "Bless the Empress! Now get on the stage, bitch; get ready to have your icy, tiny ass handed over to you!"

He had this look on his face: UwU.

"Fukk this shit!" Frost said as she krossed her arms.

"That's what you get for arguing with your Grandmaster, kunt!" Sub-Zero said.

"Skrew this-"

"Get on the fukking stage!" Sub-Zero ordered.

Frost sighed and then went on the fighting platform. Kassie Kage, on the other hand, took over 9000 years till she got on the platform. She had to pose, take selfies, high-five her stupid old man, and so on.

"やれやれだぜ (Yare Yare Daze, good grief)," Mileena muttered. She then felt a hand on her shoulder. Looking up, she saw Kitana with an expression ov extreme uneasiness on her face. "DON'T YOU FUKKING SAY IT, KITANA-NĒCHAN!" She said in her mind. Kitana leaned down and opened her mouth, "Sister?" "NO! NO! NO! NOOOOO! Oh yeah, that's a reference in itself – never-fukking-mind!" Mileena thought.

"Is that a JoJo reference?" Kitana asked.

Mileena sighed heavily. "Yes, onēchan… it is."

Kitana nodded slowly and went bakk to standing straight, taking her hand off her sister's shoulder.

And Kassie Kage finally got to the stage, so much so that Miss Diskount Elsa aktually and literally sat krossed-legged on the stage, and literally had a kold drink while waiting for the Sergeant to kome forward. By the time Kassie made it, Frost finished drinking.

She had a kold drink, as if she wasn't kold enough…

Then she got up and entered her fighting stance, Kassie Kage doing the same.

"Hey Elsa, what's up?" Kassie Kage asked.

"Ugh… why does everyone keep kalling me that?!" Frost asked, obviously frustrated.

"Oh honey, let me help you."

"Round 1. Fight!" Mileena announced.

[INSERT KAMMY'S STREET FIGHTER IV THEME HERE]

Frost started the fight by shooting a blast ov ice toward Kassie Kage. Kage's eyes widened as the ice hit her, freezing her in place. Frost ran toward her and delivered an upperkut kausing the ice koating the Sergeant to shatter and send her flying into the air. Kassie landed on the ground with a thud. She rolled around and got up. Running toward Frost, she jumped over the female Lin Kuei and landed behind her. She brought her leg up and her foot went between Frost's legs and impakted the area between her thighs. "AHHHHHHHHHH!" Frost skreamed in exkruciating pain as impulses traveled up her vagina.

*VAGINAL NERVE RESPONSES INTENSIFIES*

Kassie kikked her bakk and kaused her to fall down. Frost lied there klutching her vagina. Then she got up and fired an iceball at Kassie's direktion. Kassie jumped and evaded the projektile. Frost shot another iceball which hit Kassie's legs and froze her waist down. She ran toward her and sent multiple punches to her face and chest before kikking her away, kausing the ice-koating to break apart and shatter into small pieces. As Kassie fell down, Frost jumped high in the air and stomped on her stomakh, kausing all the kontents to kome out ov the Sergeant's mouth.

"HOLY SHIT!" Johnny exklaimed.

The kontents poured bakk down on Kassie's face and some ov them entered her mouth again.

"Want more?" Frost asked her, her foot still on her stomakh.

"Fukk… YOU!" Kassie shouted as she brought her leg up and kikked Frost in the vagina again. Frost let go ov her and klutched her vagina, skreaming in pain. Kassie Kage ran up to her, kikked the sides ov her knees and abdomen, and delivered a powerful punch to her face, making her fall down with a loud thud. Blood poured out ov Frost's mouth as she lied on the ground.

"Take that!" Kassie Kage said as she krakked her fingers.

"WOOHOO! Give her hell, little pumpkin!" Johnny Kage said.

"Mr. Kage is right – hand that bitch's ass over to her!" Sub-Zero said.

Everyone looked at him utterly konfused.

"Wait. What if the Human Refrigerator's on our side and wants that Frosty chikk dead so bad?" Johnny Kage asked out ov the blue.

All the Special Forces members stared at him.

"Oh, shut up, you fukking Konspiracy Keanu!" Sonya Blade said.

Johnny gave a flashy smile and returned to watching the fight.

"Kassie Kage Wins," Mileena said.

Frost got to her feet and entered her fighting stance, Kassie doing the same.

"Round 2. Fight!"

Kassie and Frost ran toward each other. Upon kontakt, their fists klashed against each other, both making a krakk in their finger bones. Both ov them grunted and pulled bakk. Frost shot an iceball while Kassie fired a round from her pistol. The bullet hit the iceball going for her and shattered it into tiny pieces. Then, as Frost was charging toward her, Kassie launched a high kikk that karried her into the air while her body glowed with green Shadow Energy. She followed it up with a dive kikk (Diving Glow Kikk). She hit Frost in the stomakh before delivering another kikk to the top ov her head. Frost fell down on the ground. She rolled bakk, away from Kassie, and stood up. Konjuring all her kryo-energy into her hands, she formed a large iceball and shot it toward Kassie Kage. Kassie Kage, being the Kage she is, drew both her pistols and fired six shots rapidly (Akimbo).

*SHOOTING INTENSIFIES*

The rounds, twelve in total, were enough to shatter the huge iceball. As soon as Frost processed what happened, she went "Oh shit." Kassie Kage smirked and threw her pistol at Frost's face. The butt ov the flying weapon hit the kryomancer's mask and formed a krakk on it. While Frost was distrakted by this, Kassie Kage ran toward her, did the split, and punched her vagina for the third fukking time!

*BOOM!* *PUNCHING INTENSIFIES* *VAGINAL PAIN OVERLOAD!*

Tears formed at the korners ov Frost's eyes as the exkruciating pain traveled up her whole body. She brought her hands to her vagina as Kassie Kage stood up and roundhouse kikked the side ov her face, knokking off her mask.

"FINISH HER!" Mileena ordered.

Kassie just kikked her once more. Frost lied down unkonscious.

(Well, someone needs a sandwich. Also, Frost is a dikk to Kassie Kage. Also, Kassie Kage is a dikk to Frost.)

"Kassie Kage Wins."

[KAMMY'S STREET FIGHTER IV THEME ENDS HERE]

"You got Kaged," Kassie said as she turned around and rejoined her komrades.

Then… out ov nowhere…

"Holy fukking shit..." Skorpion said.

"Damn… she fisted that kryo-pussy so hard… goddamn, bye Felicia," Sub-Zero kommented.

"Press F to Pay Respekts," Noob said.

"よし (Yoshi, alright)," Mileena said as she stood from her throne, "That's it for today; we'll kontinue the tournament tomorrow. As for shelter, everyone will be handed over a map about the whereabouts ov their shed and other lokations. Please follow the guards who will guide you to your place. Have a nice day, everyone."

With that, Mileena left the Kourtyard along with Kitana, Ermak, Skarlet and Jade.

As for the others, the Special Forces and the Blakk Dragon left as well. Skorpion and Sub-Zero ordered their klan members to go as well, while both ov them, Noob, Saibot, and three other ninjas known as Smoke, Cyrax and Sektor stayed behind… bekause Frost has not woken up yet.


"Why are we still here again?" Skorpion asked Sub-Zero.

"He's right, little brother – why are we still here?" Noob asked. "Is it for Frost? Bekause for all I know, you hate her. So why would you wait for her to get up?"

Sub-Zero shot an annoyed look toward Bi-Han.

"Oh shut up, will you? It's true that I hate her, but that does not mean we should leave her here!" He explained.

"Huh… sounds like you do like her," Sektor said.

"Damn right," Cyrax chukkled.

"SHUT UP, KETCHUP AND MUSTARD!" Sub-Zero shouted at them.

At once, both ov them stopped laughing.

(Sub-Zero is a dikk to Cyrax and Sektor.)

"Whatever it is, we'll just wait till the whore gets up!" Sub-Zero said.

"Hey hey, stop saying such things, especially to a woman," Skorpion said.

"Bratr... (Brother…)," Smoke spoke up. He wore a grey ninja-garb, gauntlets, a hood, and a mask. Like Sub-Zero, his body was kovered with glowing, yellow veins and his eyes were glowing the same orange. "Let's just leave Mráz (Frost) here and go to our rooms before it gets dark and we get lost," he said to Sub-Zero.

"Mra… Mra-what, Tomas? What the fukk's that supposed to mean? And also, did you say it's getting dark? Well no problem! We will wait here till the bitch's up from her pathetik slumber," Sub-Zero said.

He received a smakk on the bakk ov the head from Skorpion.

"Ow! What was that for?!" He asked.

"What did I just tell you?" Skorpion said.

The Grandmaster shook his head. "Nevermind."

"Little brother, Smoke's right: It really is getting dark and I'm starting to get thirsty; at least let us go just to drink some water," Bi-Han said.

"That's right," Smoke gave his vote.

Sub-Zero stared at them.

"No water? Well, better drink my own piss!" He said as he unzipped his pants. No kidding, he's really doing it.

"Yo man, what the hell?!" Skorpion said as he and the others turned away.

Seriously, no homo.

"好的,这里... (Hǎo de, zhèlǐ..., alright, here goes...)," Sub-Zero muttered in Chinese as he pointed his penis upward. He opened his mouth, applied pressure to his bladder muscles and urinated into his mouth.

*PISSING INTENSIFIES* *DRINKING OWN PISS INTENSIFIES*

Drinks his own piss. Infekted urine.

Bad Lukk Kuai!

He quikkly sprayed out all the urine in his mouth, while the rest spilled out ov his penis and formed a pool between his legs.

"God… fukk…!" Sub-Zero koughed as he spat out the last remnants ov urine from his mouth.

This kaused Skorpion, Bi-Han, Saibot, Cyrax, Sektor and Smoke to laugh so hard.

"Drink your own piss, eh?" Skorpion said as he wiped a tear from the korner ov his eye.

"Man, fukk you," Kuai muttered as he wiped the last bit ov urine from his lips. He put his penis bakk in and zipped up his pants.

"Well, now what?" Cyrax asked.

"Worse than Kuai drinking his own piss, let us leave before… you know, the 'aliens' arrive and kidnap us," Bi-Han said. "Aliens love kidnappin' people at nighttime."

"Ayy LMAO," Smoke approves.

Sub-Zero gave out a long sigh. "Yeah, right – let's go."

As they prepared to leave, Kuai turned his head and looked at Frost's unkonscious form.

"Hey Frost, wake the fukk up, biiiiiiiiiitch!"

"I think you forgot to put another 'i' in that word," Skorpion said.


The Next Day…

The Palace Gates

10:00 A.M.

The area just outside the palace was filled with statues ov lion-like kreatures known as 狛犬 (Komainu). On either side ov the great red gate that leads to the Empress' palace, there were two stone statues ov Buddhist/Shinto-like maids. There were four guards stationed outside the palace. There was also a large Buddha statue with two yellow flags depikting a red Chinese dragon on its either sides. In the bakkground, there was a shrine, trees, greenery, and hills and mountains.

Princess Kitana stood by one ov the Komainu and stared at the scenery before her. But in her mind, she wasn't thinking about the beauty ov the nature; she was thinking about the assassin.

Though she had seen him only just yesterday and from afar, she was intrigued by his kharakter and behavior. The way he argued, spoke, shouted—it was all… funny. "Just like me..." Kitana thought. The Princess herself has a funny side which she had only shown to her siblings and Jade. She thought she was the only one with this… unique kharakter…

"Guess I was wrong..." she said to herself.

"Kitana-chan?" She was taken out ov her own world by a voice behind her. Turning around, she saw Jade, with Mileena behind her.

"Mileena-sama, Jade-chan. Good morning," she greeted them, while bowing down to Mileena.

"Good morning, Kitana-nēchan," Mileena said. The guards bowed down to her as she passed by them. "What are you doing here, onēchan?"

"I'm just… looking at the scenery..." Kitana answered her.

"The scenery?" Mileena looked at the shrine, mountains and all. "Yeah right… the shrine," she said as she stood beside Kitana. "It has been a long time since I entered that building."

"Yeah, me too..." Kitana said.

"The first time I kame to this island, I immediately took a liking to the atmosphere hanging around that building. I used to go there and spend hours just sitting in silence and… praying to the Elder Gods."

"What did you pray for?" Kitana glanced at Mileena.

Mileena looked down a bit. "...That Sindel would kome bakk."

Kitana got sad. "Even me." She wrapped an arm around her sister. "Every night I would lie in my bed and look at the sky, and I would dearly pray to the Elder Gods: 'Please let Okāsama be alright – and if it is your holy will, please let her kome bakk… to us.'"

Mileena sighed and wrapped an arm around her sister as well.

"Nowadays I don't go there, not that I have a tournament to kondukt, but bekause I don't feel a sense ov benevolence from the Elder Gods," Mileena said.

Kitana looked at her with a shokked expression. "Mileena-sama..."

Mileena smiled under her mask. "I know it's konsidered blasphemy to speak ill ov the Elder Gods but I'm just saying what I used to, and still, feel." She looked at Kitana. "Don't you feel something fishy going around with the Elder Gods, onēchan?" Mileena asked her. "That they just kare about themselves and only make a show ov their 'greatness'?"

"Mileena-sama, I-I..." Kitana didn't know what to say.

Mileena smiled, removed her mask, and landed a soft kiss on Kitana's forehead. Then she put both her hands on her shoulders and looked at her deep in the eyes. "It's okay, onēchan; you need not say anything. What I've said might reach their ears and they may deklare me a blasphemer. At least let you nor anybody else get dragged into this," she said as she gently rubbed Kitana's shoulders.

"Mileena-sama, I love you," Kitana said.

"I love you too, Kitana-nēchan."

They embraced each other and rested their heads on each other's shoulder. Kitana kissed Mileena's cheek while she hugged her. Mileena smiled dearly and tightened her embrace. "You, Ermak-kun, Skarlet-chan and Jade-chan are all I have now," Kitana whispered to her, "Inkluding Okāsama, if she's alive." "She is," Mileena replied to her, "She's alive. I'm sure ov it; you need not worry, Kitana-nēchan." The Empress rubbed her elder sister's bakk as she said this. Kitana smiled tenderly and rubbed the side ov her face against Mileena's teeth. "That is good to hear; I believe what you say," she said in a whispering tone. "I'm glad to hear that," Mileena kissed her sister's cheek.

They broke the embrace and stared at each other.

"Well, what are YOU doing here?" Kitana cheekily asked Mileena.

Mileena smiled as she put her mask, or veil, bakk on. "I still owe General Blade an explanation as to why the Special Forces and the Blakk Dragon are brought here together to the same place," she explained. "I told her to meet me here some time now, which would be any moment..."

"They're here," Jade informed her.

Just then, a wild Sonya Blade and Jax Briggs appeared. They walked through a large stone arkhway and met the Empress, Kitana and Jade.

General Blade was a woman in her 40s-50s, blonde hair tied into a long ponytail and blue eyes. She wore a hat with the Special Forces logo, a two-kolored blue and blakk leather jakket and a gray shirt, a wedding band along with dog tags in separate nekklaces, blakk pants with blue leather pieces attached to them, a gun on the right side, with a kouple ov pokkets and a belt, grenade kartridge bands sekured on either thigh, blakk gauntlets glowing in green on her arms, and blakk leather boots. She also had a blakk, kamouflaged facepaint on her face.

(Diskount Kammy. Also, Sonya Blade is not my MILFy girlfriend in this scene.)

As for Jax Briggs, he looked like your typikal Afrikan-Amerikan muskular hero. He wore a kamouflage vest with his last name "Briggs" on his right upper vest pokket with his left upper pokket akting as a storage for his cigars and he wore his dog tag around his nekk, along with two more additional pokkets near his abdomen. He has an Amerikan flag wrapped up and tied around his upper right arm and he wears green pants with some additional kolor ov blakk on them and wears blakk army boots.

(Diskount Mike Bison.)

They stopped in front ov Mileena, Kitana and Jade, and greeted them.

"Empress," Sonya saluted to Mileena, along with Jax.

"General, Major," Mileena bowed her head. "Good morning."

"Good morning, Empress," Sonya said.

"How has been your stay?"

"Everything is going smooth as ov now, Empress. Thank you."

"And I believe nothing is ov any bother to you?"

"Oh no, Empress – everything is fine. Thanks again."

"My pleasure," Mileena smiled and bowed her head again. "Now let's get right down to the real topik."

Sonya nodded. "Yes, Empress. And you know what I'm about to ask, don't you?"

"I do, General Blade. And before I answer, I'll say this: I'm aware ov who Kano-san is. I know what he has done. What his klan has done… and what he did to one ov your partners..." Mileena said as she looked straight into Sonya's eyes.

Sonya looked sad for a moment. She looked down at her feet and her face was like this: ( ‾ ʖ̯ ‾). Then she looked at Mileena as she kontinued speaking.

"And I know how much hatred you harbor in your heart toward him and his klan, and how eager you and your allies are to kapture them and bring them to justice," Mileena said. "I myself never lost any ally, but that doesn't mean I do not know the feeling… how it makes our heart feel so heavy."

Sonya kept looking straight into Mileena's eyes.

"So after I learned about this little history between the Special Forces and the Blakk Dragon, I decided to send letters to both ov you to participate in this tournament so that, besides kompeting, you kould have a chance to kapture him."

Sonya's eyes widened. "Empress, are you-"

"I'm just helping you, General Blade. Kano-san does not know about this little skheme from my part. But I kan't guarantee you that you will be able to sukcessfully arrest him; I feel that there's only a 50/50 chance," Mileena said.

Sonya smiled, so did Jax. "It's okay, Empress Mileena; if Kano does manage to eskape this island along with his goons, it's not your fault," the General said.

Mileena smiled under her mask. "Thank you, General – that's the one thing I was worried about."

"You're welkome, Empress. No kidding, even I myself sometimes fear getting all the blame."

They laughed together.

"Haha, in that we're the same, General Blade," Mileena said.

"Damn right we are!" Sonya said.

They laughed again.

"Well, is there anything else you need from me, Empress?" Sonya Blade asked.

"Thank you so much, General Blade, but I'm fine. On the kontrary, is there anything you need that I kould provide you with, Blade-san?"

"Everything is fine, Your Majesty; we're all good. Thank you."

They bowed their heads to each other.

"Well, if you'll exkuse me, Empress, but I gotta go," Sonya said.

Mileena nodded. "Sure, General Blade. Thank you for your time."

"The honor is mine, Empress."

They bowed to each other once more then Sonya left with Jax.

"Thank you so much, Empress Mileena," Jax said as he left.

"My pleasure, Major Briggs," Mileena replied.

She, Kitana, and Jade watched them as they left. Then afterward, Mileena turned to the side and watched the shrine again.

"You do get along with Earthrealmers so quikkly, Mileena-sama," Kitana said as she joined her.

Mileena smiled. "Yeah, Kitana-nēchan. I learned that from Sindel."

Kitana glanced at her.

"It's all from her kind kharakter, the kharakter that allows her to interakt with different kinds ov people with the utmost respekt and love," Mileena said.

Kitana smiled. "Right… it's all thanks to Mother."

There was silence all around for a while as they stared at the shrine in the distance.

*SILENCE INTENSIFIES*

"Well, Kitana-nēchan, where is Ermak-kun and Skarlet-chan?" Mileena broke the silence.

"I believe they're in the Pit, watching Reptile do his daily thing," Kitana answered her.

"Do chekk on them."

"Will do. Umm… Mileena-sama?"

"Yes, Kitana-nēchan?"

"When will the next match start?"

"About 2 hours from now; 12 P.M., to be exakt."

"Okay, that's all I wanted to hear."

"A pleasure helping you, nēchan."

"The pleasure is mine," Kitana smiled at Mileena. "Well, I will go chekk on Ermak-kun and Skarlet-chan. Is there anything else you need, Mileena-sama?"

"Thank you, Kitana-nēchan, I'm fine."

Kitana nodded. "Fine. Farewell for now, sister."

"Bye, Kitana."

Mileena watched as Kitana left. Then she turned around and saw Jade. The green assassin bowed down as the Empress looked at her.

"Jade-chan, I want you to do something for me..." Mileena said.

"Anything, Mileena-sama," Jade said.

"Good. I want you to..."


The Pit

The Pit was a place on the Island which konsisted ov two long bridges supported by spiky pillars. Kombatants would usually fight on the bridge and the loser will sometimes receive an upperkut which would send them down to the Pit Bottom. Usually, they would get impaled by the spikes on the pillars, but most ov the time they would fall down to the bottom and get impaled on the spikes down there instead. The bottom ov the Pit has two kurvy-shaped pillars with spikes that looked organik, several spikes surrounding the said pillars, and two gargoyles spewing blood out ov their mouths. This place was filled with dead bodies ov many previous kombatants who had lost, along with intestines, organs, and blood everywhere.

Skarlet's favorite place, 'kause she's made ov blood and this place suits her.

This is also the place where Reptile does his thing: Should any kombatant that was knokked down here survive the fall, he would kome in and finish them instead. At the present moment, he and several other guards were kleaning the place up ov dead, stinking bodies. Skarlet was watching from the bridge, while Ermak was somewhere nearby, also inspekting the area.

Unbeknownst to the red kunoichi, the Thunder God Raiden and the Tarkatan Baraka were approaching her from behind.

"That's her, Baraka-san. The lady I was talking about," Raiden whispered to Baraka.

"Her name is Skarlet, Raiden. She's the youngest ov the four," Baraka said.

"I know that, Baraka-san. You don't have to tell me..."

"Right, but what were you going to do again?"

"Oh, this is the I-don't-know time that I'm telling you, but: The day before, as I was walking bakk to my shed, I saw this red ninja girl, and man, she was thikk!" Raiden shouted out the last word. Fortunately, Skarlet didn't hear him.

"Keep it down, Raiden – she's going to hear you."

"No, don't worry; it seems she still hasn't noticed us. Anyways, what I want to do is ask her out."

"Ask her… OUT?! Raiden, you? Her? YOU TWO DON'T FIT!"

Raiden quikkly brought a hand to Baraka's… mouth, teeth, or whatever the fukk that is.

"Shh! Shut the fukk up, you ugly motherfukker!" He whispered to him and he looked at Skarlet to see if she heard them or not. As he looked at her direktion, he was like this: ( ͡°Ĺ̯ ͡° ).

Baraka shook his head and got himself free ov Raiden's hand.

"Alright – let's see you 'ask her out', Thunder God," he said to Raiden.

"I have been waiting for this moment since… yesterday," Raiden said as he krakked his fingers and nekk.

He slowly walked toward Skarlet, the latter unaware ov what's going on behind her.

"Just greet her, speak kindly and gently to her, use flattery if it works, and then ask her out," Raiden said in his mind as he klosed his distance to the red kunoichi.

Then all ov a sudden…

Kitana appeared in front ov him out ov nowhere.

*WINDOWS XP ERROR SOUND*

Fukking kokkblokk!

"FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-" Raiden kursed in his mind. His face was like this: ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ).

"What are you doing here, Thunder God?" Kitana asked as she krossed her arms.

Skarlet heard her elder sister's voice behind her and turned around, noticing Raiden and Baraka with her.

"Oh… we were just… we were..." Raiden didn't know what to say.

"You were just…?" Kitana raised an eyebrow.

"Oh, oh! We were enjoying the scenery, right Baraka?"

"Yes, that's right!" Baraka said.

"HMPH!" Kitana made a sound, kausing the two ov them to look at her.

"Did I say anything wrong, Princess?" Raiden asked her.

"Wrong? No, you didn't say anything wrong; instead, you said the ABSOLUTE wrong!" Kitana answered him. "Look around you, Thunder God. If you look down, you'll only see dead bodies, blood, and organs; if you look up, dead sky; look side to side, plain, dead environment."

Raiden bit his lower lip.

"This type ov place does not suit the likes ov you. So, that tells me that you and Baraka are not here to enjoy the 'scenery'." Kitana said. "Now, tell me: The real reason you two are here."

Before Raiden kould answer her, Baraka spat out, "Goddammit Raiden – I told you that Skarlet wasn't your type; I told you asking her out wasn't going to work!"

Raiden turned around and mouthed "Shut the fukk up, you fukking piece ov shit!"

"Asking my little sister out, aren't you?" Kitana inquired.

Raiden looked at her with a slightly anxious face.

"No… no… it's not like what you think-"

"Oh, don't kover it up, Thunder God! I saw you two lurking behind my sister and decided to eavesdrop; I heard everything!"

Raiden felt defeated.

Kitana stepped forward and put a finger on his nose. "Listen here, you Protektor ov Khaosrealm: Skarlet's the youngest ov Mother's children and she's our kute, little sister. She's that type that's doesn't interakt with outsiders much, the type that wants to remain with her family most ov the time, and we, her siblings, respekt that. And I don't want you, someone who looks like they kan live without a bae, to kome near my little sister again. Got it?" Kitana said as she pushed the Thunder God's head bakk with her finger.

Raiden frowned and made this face: T ʖ̯ T.

"Now get out ov here, both ov you, before my steel fans make you!" Kitana said.

(Kitana is a dikk to Raiden and Baraka.)

Raiden turned around and began to walk away.

"Wa-Wait, Raiden! Don't leave me here!" Baraka said.

Raiden looked at him furiously.

"Then kome along with me; don't expekt me to hold your hand!"

"B-But, Raiden-"

"KOME HERE BEFORE I THROW A LIGHTNING BOLT AT YOUR UGLY-ASS FACE, YOU UGLY-ASS MOTHERFUKKER!"

(Raiden is a dikk to Baraka.)

"Raiden… You gonna do me like that, Raiden?!"

With that, both ov them left the bridge.

"Oh, thank you, Kitana-nēchan. Had you not showed up, I would've slashed their nekks," Skarlet said.

"Anytime, little sister, anytime," Kitana said as she put a hand on her sister's shoulder. She leaned forward and landed a kiss on her forehead.

Skarlet smiled under her mask.

"I kame to chekk on the situation," Kitana said. "Is everything fine?"

"Yes, everything's fine, Kitana-nēchan; there's no need to worry," Skarlet replied.

"Good. How is Reptile and Ermak-kun?"

"Both ov them are fine and well, doing their thing."

"Good." Kitana smiled.

They stood there staring down at the bottom ov the Pit. They watched in silence as Reptile and the guards kleaned the bottom ov the blood and korpses.

"Well, I have to go, Skarlet-chan," Kitana said as she put a hand on her little sister's shoulder. "Are you going to be fine?"

"Yes, onēchan, I will be fine; you don't have to worry. And to top that up, there's Ermak-niichan koming this way." Skarlet pointed behind Kitana.

The Princess turned around and saw her little brother walking toward them. She smiled and took her hand from Skarlet's shoulder. "Alright, I'll be going then. Take kare, you two."

"We will, sister," Ermak said as he bowed his head.

Kitana returned the gesture and walked off the bridge.


Some other part ov the Island…

Sub-Zero leaned on a metal railing and watched the blue sea. He saw as the waves pushed the water onto the dry sand, making them moist and kool again.

"Wonder if I kould freeze the whole sea?" The thought kame to his mind out ov nowhere.

He shook his head.

"What the fukk are you thinking all ov a sudden, Kuai? What you need to worry about is the inside ov your mouth, make sure it's klean ov piss and whatnot."

He let out a small laugh as he remembered yesterday's event.

"Drink my own piss? What was all that bullshit about? I'm not fukking Bear Grylls; I'm Sub-Zero!" He dug his face in his hands. ( ཀ ʖ̯ ཀ), "Oh Gods Why?"

He kalmed down and resumed watching the sea. He sighed.

"I really miss 母亲 (Mǔqīn, mother). It's said that she died, but why her body has not showed up yet?"

As he remained fokused on the sea, he heard footsteps koming from his right side.

He saw her approaching…

The Princess…

"P-Princess..." He muttered as he went down on one knee. "Good morning."

Kitana stopped in front ov him.

"Good morning, Grandmaster."

Sub-Zero stood up straight.

"How are you?" Kitana asked him.

"I'm fine, thank you."

She smiled.

"And how are you?" He asked.

"I'm fine too," she answered him.

He smiled under his mask and nodded.

"So… what are you doing here, Grandmaster?" Kitana asked him.

"I'm just… enjoying the view, if you will."

"I see that you're a nature lover, aren't you?"

"Well, yes… kind ov. As long as there's ice and snow, that is."

She laughed a bit.

"I kan understand that, Grandmaster."

He smiled again.

"May I join, Grandmaster?" Kitana asked him.

"Uh, y-yes, ov kourse."

Both ov them leaned against the railing, watching the scenery together in silence.

(This goes on for some time.)

*SILENCE INTENSIFIES*

"Princess?" Sub-Zero broke the silence.

"Yes, Grandmaster?" Kitana looked at him.

"We haven't introduced ourselves properly..."

"Oh, pardon me. You know, truly saying, we gather information on the people we send letters to. So I already know your name, okkupation, et cetera."

"I see."

"But I assume that you don't know much about me, and neither do I… about you."

He looked at her.

"My name is Kitana. I'm a Princess ov Edenia and I'm the eldest sister ov Empress Mileena, Ermak-kun, and Skarlet-chan. It's a pleasure meeting you, Grandmaster."

"The honor is mine, Princess."

They bowed to each other.

"May I ask a question, Princess?"

"Sure, Grandmaster."

"If you're the Princess ov Edenia, then does that mean…?"

She smiled and nodded.

"Yes – we're the children ov Queen Sindel."

"So it's true..."

Kitana tilted her head.

"Are you aware, Princess, that she's well-known in all the realms?"

"Oh yes, Grandmaster. I'm aware."

"It truly is a great honor to meet her children," Sub-Zero said.

"Um… thank you, Grandmaster," Kitana blushed a little, like this: (● ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°●).

"You're welkome, Princess."

They smiled at each other and kontinued having konversations on various topiks such as their favorite places, food, and so on – for half an hour.

"Pardon me, Princess, but kan I ask a much more… personal question?" Sub-Zero asked her.

She smiled at him and nodded.

"Ov kourse, Grandmaster, I don't mind."

"It's about Queen Sindel: Um… is it true that she is… nowhere to be seen?"

There was a pause before Kitana answered him. "Yes, Grandmaster, she's… disappeared, if you will."

"I see. My apologies if the question was hurting."

Kitana shook her head.

"No, no. It's okay, Grandmaster. Everyone knows about this."

"Okay..."

They stood in silence yet again. Then, after a while…

"Do you miss her?" Sub-Zero asked.

Kitana let out a soft sigh. ( ‾ ʖ̫ ‾), "Y-Yes… yes I do." Then she looked at the mountains. "But she's alive, I have that hope and I'm sure ov it, and wherever she is right now, I do dearly pray that she's well-settled, and safe and sound."

She looked at the Kryomancer.

"But enough about me, Grandmaster Sub-Zero; instead let us talk about you!" She said cheekily.

Sub-Zero let out a small laugh and skratched the bakk ov his head.

"Sure thing, Princess Kitana. Bekause we talked about your mother, the Queen, I feel that it would be rude if I didn't share anything about my own mother," he said.

"It's okay, Grandmaster. I don't feel any rudeness koming from you."

"Alright, Princess."

"So, Grandmaster, what was your okāsan's name?"

". 雪亮. (Xuě. Xuě Liàng)."

"That… that's a beautiful name."

"Indeed it is. Thank you, Princess."

"Hmm… you're welkome."

Sub-Zero nodded.

"Bi-Han and I are twins; she gave birth to both ov us on the same date," he said.

"Oh, that's new," Kitana said.

"It is, Princess. Not many know about this; everyone thinks we aren't twins. Well, our mother, she was a very beautiful and gentle woman. She was kind, karing, and all in all great. She was all that we had. And the list will just go on and on bekause it's never-ending; she kannot be deskribed to the fullest in words."

"..." Kitana kept staring at him.

"Then many years later-

(Previously on Who's Next.)

When Bi-Han and I had bekome grown up, full adult men, we received the news that she had died..." He paused for a long time, kausing the silence to kome bakk again.

*SILENCE INTENSIFIES*

He resumed, "But to this day, her body has never turned up."

"I-I'm sorry," Kitana said.

"No, no, Princess. It's okay; it's nothing."

"何? (Nani?, what?)"

"Bekause her body didn't show up, I still have faith that she's alive and well – and that she is out there, waiting for the right moment," Sub-Zero said.

"Do you…?"

He smiled at her.

"Yes, Princess Kitana. I do miss her. I really, really do."

She stepped a little bit kloser to him. "I do hope Bi-Han-san and you get reunited with her, Kuai-san."

"Thank you, Princess. You enkourage me."

She blushed a bit. "M-My h-honor..." (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵).

"Princess Kitana..."

"Y-Yes, Grandmaster?"

"What I heard about you is true: It is said that you are the pinnakle ov Edenian beauty, and in that beauty I've found, the spirit to enkourage others."

She looked down, her face bright-red.

"Grandmaster, you are… making me… extra shy."

He laughed softly and looked at the waterfalls. "It's a kompliment, Princess."

And with that, they kontinued talking to each other for a long time. They laughed together, played with each other, and so on.

"Haha! You're so funny, Grandmaster!" Kitana said.

"Uh, thank you, Princess. No one has ever said that to me before," Sub-Zero said.

"I'm glad to be the first one," Kitana said. She blushed as she said that.

He smiled at her. "Um… um, I'm out ov words."

"Me too."

They stood in silence for some time, trying to regain their komposure.

"Well, Grandmaster, it's time for me to go," Kitana said as she faced Sub-Zero.

"Right. Even I have to go," Sub-Zero replied as he also faced her.

Kitana looked up at his towering form and smiled dearly at him. "Grandmaster Sub-Zero, I feel both ov us have been saying 'thank you' too many times but I will say it again: Thank you, thank you so much for these moments we had together. I was so lonely on this island, not that I didn't enjoy being with my family, but I wanted to talk to someone from outside, if you will."

Kuai bowed his head. "I understand, Princess Kitana. I myself thought it would be lonely just standing here and watching the scenery."

He held out his hand. "I hope we will have times like this in the future."

Kitana took his hand and shook it. "Yes, Grandmaster, I hope we will."

Then they let go ov each other's hand and bowed to each other.

"お別れ (O wakare, farewell)," Kitana said.

"你也是 (Nǐ yěshì, to you as well)," Sub-Zero said.

Kitana exchanged a smile with him and turned around to leave. Sub-Zero stood there motionless and watched her walk away until she disappeared from his sight. As soon as she disappeared, he klosed his eyes, put his head down, and sighed heavily. "She is so… unique."

He turned around and left the scene, going bakk to his brother and friends.


The Island's Quarters

Skorpion, Bi-Han, Saibot, Smoke, Cyrax and Sektor sat around a kampfire and had their breakfast, which was cereals with milk.

"Man, Where. The. Fukk. Is. Kuai? He's fukking late!" Bi-Han said.

Skorpion swallowed a mouthful ov cereals before answering the blakk Lin Kuei assassin.

(That's racist.)

"And why would YOU kare 'bout him? Aren't the both ov you against each other?" He asked.

Noob kast a fierce look at him.

"Dumbass Japanese! It's true we don't love each other, but that doesn't mean I mustn't worry about him!"

Dumbass Japanese, huh…

(That's racist.)

"Now you sound exaktly like him when he insisted on waiting till Mráz (Frost) woke up, yesterday," Smoke said as he ate another spoon ov cereals.

"Mra-what, Tomas?" Noob swallowed his cereals and pointed at the gray Lin Kuei with his spoon. "Listen here, you Czekh bastard: Either you speak in perfekt English or none at all, got it?!"

(That's racist.)

"But, Bi-Han-"

"English, motherfukker, DO. YOU. SPEAK. IT?!"

Smoke frowned.

"HMPH!" Skorpion muttered, kausing everyone to look at him. "Bruh, look at this dude," he said, referring to Noob.

"What is it, Hanzo?" Noob asked.

"You skolded Smoke for being Czekh while you yourself are a low-life Chinese Lin Kuei."

(That's racist.)

Bi-Han got angry. "And what about you, Hanzo, you fukking Japanese Shirai Ryu piece ov shit!"

(That's racist.)

"Guys!" Sektor tried to stop the argument.

"Interfere not, you son ov a dekaying, worthless grandpedo!" Noob shouted at the red Lin Kuei, even insulting his father.

Sektor frowned.

(Bi-Han is a dikk to Sektor. Also, aww, man. They dragged Sektor's father into this, didn't they?)

"You even dragged Sektor-san's poor father into this, didn't you?!" Skorpion asked.

(Skorpion would be excellent at FanFiktionSins!)

"Well, his father is a Chinese, old piece ov shit, so it's okay," Smoke said.

(That's racist.)

"Even you, Tomas-san?!" Skorpion was surprised.

"Ha! Now's it's two versus one!" Noob said. "What you gonna do now, Skorpy?"

"Oh, so now we're gonna insult each other's nationality? Really? Fukking REALLY?!"

"Yes, Skorpion! We are going to insult EVERYONE!"

"Fukk you, Bi-Han-san! Chinese asshole..."

(That's racist.)

"Oh, what about you?"

"What about me?"

"Yes! In fakt, just look around us. What have we got? We have a Japanese Shirai Ryu unkultured swine, a Czekh asswipe, a Chinese worthless bastard, a shadow that's obviously the first blakk Chinese, and… and don't get me started on Cyrax!" Bi-Han said.

(That's ra- Ah, fukk it! Also, Noob is a dikk to everyone!)

Cyrax suddenly stopped eating his cereals and looked at Noob.

"Don't mind this racist bastard, Cyrax," Skorpion said.

(Skorpion would be excellent at FanFiktionSins!)

Noob shook his head. "Whatever, FUKK!"

They returned to eating their cereals, silently. Just then, Sub-Zero showed up. "Hey, guys."

"Oooooh, look who decided to show up," Noob said.

"Uhhhhh… something wrong?" Sub-Zero asked.

"No, no, everything's perfektly fine!"

Sub-Zero was konfused: ┐( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)┌.

"Where the fukk you been?" Noob asked.

Sub-Zero frowned. "Motherfukking asshole, why would you kare?!"

"Why not?" Noob answered with another question.

Skorpion's eyes shot up. "Oh, don't be like a fukking Jew!" He said. "Answer a question PROPERLY!"

Smoke laughed and said, "אױ װײ! (Oy vey!)"

Skorpion also laughed and said, "Bi-Han, you're fukking משגע (Meshuge!, krazy!)"

Suddenly all ov them burst out laughing, expekt Bi-Han.

"Bi-Han doesn't have a פּאָץ! (Putz!, penis!)," Sektor said.

"He's a ממזר! (Mamzer!, bastard!)," Cyrax said.

"שָׁלוֹם (Shalom, peace) to this dude. I feel bad for him; he doesn't have a penis, so he kan't engage in שטופּ! (Shtup!, interkourse!)," Sub-Zero kommented and laughed.

They laughed so hard while Noob sat there frowning, with his bowl ov cereals still in his hand. 눈_눈.

"Will you guys stop it? That's racist, absolutely racist!" He said.

(Noob would be excellent at FanFiktionSins! Also, reverse psykhology at its finest.)

"HA! Says the one who insulted each and everyone's nationality over here just some minutes ago!" Skorpion said.

(Skorpion would be excellent at FanFiktionSins!)

"Fukk you, Hanzo..." the Lin Kuei mumbled.

"Anyway..." Sub-Zero wiped a tear from his eye and sat down with them, "What were you all doing in my absence?" He asked as he took a bowl, poured cereals and hot milk into it, and took a spoon.

"Nothing. We were silently enjoying what you're eating right now, until your dumbshit brother opened his shit-ass mouth," Skorpion replied.

"Asshole! You're the one who added fuel to the fire!" Bi-Han said.

"You're the one who started talking shit about other people's nationality and YOU are also the one who talked shit to Smoke when he used a single word from his native language! Just a SINGLE word!"

"As single as your tiny-ass dikk itself, you were the one who kalled me 'a low-life Chinese'!" Noob shouted. "And not only that; you even added 'Lin Kuei' to the damn insult! DID YOU REALLY HAD TO GO THAT FAR?!"

"Ah shit, here we go again..." Smoke said to himself.

And he, Sub-Zero, Saibot, Cyrax and Sektor sat there and peacefully ate their cereals, all while silently watching Skorpion and Noob argue with each other.

Some time later…

"You are a fukking asswipe!" Noob said.

"And you are an asshole, a fukking asshole!" Skorpion shot bakk.

"Kunt!"

"Bitch!"

"Motherfukker!"

"Fatherfukker!"

(What?!)

"Piece ov shit!"

"Dikkless bastard!"

"Kuntfukk!"

"Assfukk!"

Noob was out ov words.

"I win!" Skorpion said.

The Lin Kuei grunted in annoyance. ಠ▃ಠ, "Gahhh! Fukk this shit!" He pikked up his chair. "Skrew you, Hasashi!"

(╯°Д°)╯╧╧

Skorpion pointed his kunai at him.

(⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀) ⊃-(===

"Put it down," he said sternly.

Bi-Han quikkly changed his expression from anger to kalm and put the chair down slowly and nicely, all while putting a smile on his face.

┬─┬ノ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°ノ)

"Good." Skorpion sheathed his kunai.

Then they all sat down quietly and finally finished their cereals.

"Well, Kuai-kun, where were you?" Skorpion asked.

Sub-Zero swallowed his last bit ov cereals before answering the wraith. "I was on a bridge, just standing there and enjoying the nature."

"All by your own?"

"No. Well, initially I thought that was the kase, but then another person joined me."

"Another person?" Smoke asked.

"Yes, it was a woman."

Everyone stared at him, heads tilted.

"女性? (Josei?, a woman?)," Skorpion asked.

"Yes, a woman," Sub-Zero answered him.

"What was her name?" Sektor asked.

"Kitana."

Everyone went "NAAAAAAAAAANIIIIIIIIII?!"

"The Princess?!" Noob asked.

"Uh… y-yes… the P-Princess," Sub-Zero said.

They kalmed down a bit.

"Whatever was that..." Sub-Zero said.

"Nevermind that," Noob said. "Now – what did she talk to you about?"

"Many things we talked about, from our favorite places, food, things to our family, lives, and so on."

"Our… family?"

"Yes, our family."

"In what sense?"

"Well, I asked her about her mother, the Queen Sindel. She konfirmed that she's missing and that she has hope that the Queen will kome bakk. I said the same with our own mother."

Noob nodded. "I see."

"And like that and that."

"Alright."

"And then this and this."

"Okay, I get it."

But this Grand-bastard wouldn't stop.

"And-"

"搞笑了!(Gǎoxiàole!, SHUT THE FUKK UP!)"

Everyone laughed at Noob while he frowned.


The Kourtyard

12:00 P.M.

"It will be: Ermak vs. Jax!" Mileena announced.

The red telekinetik ninja and the Major got on the fighting platform.

"Yeah, baby, gonna beat your ass to the ground!" Jax said.

"U WOT M8?" Ermak asked. "You are already defeated."

"Round 1. Fig-"

As soon as he heard "Round 1", Ermak lifted up his hands and telekinetikally kontrolled Jax's arms. The Major looked at his arms and saw them being engulfed in green soul energy. He felt the flesh and muscles underneath his skin pulsating violently. He slowly grunted as he started to feel pain travel throughout his arms. He kouldn't move his arms, and they were telekinetikally straightened out, making him stand in a T-pose.Ermak smiled koldly and klosed his hands. This gesture kaused Jax's arms to explode violently, spewing kopious amount ov blood and flesh everywhere. The Major skreamed in agonizing pain as he fell on his bakk, feeling intense, exkruciating pain. Lots ov blood poured out ov his arm stumps and formed a pool around him.

"Dad!" Jakqui shouted.

"Jax!" Sonya Blade ran up the stage and knelt beside him. "Jax, hang in there!"

She shot a small flame at his arm stumps and kaused the bleeding to stop.

Ermak turned around and left the stage as he and the Outworld warriors laughed unkontrollably at the Major's misery. Jakqui, along with two Special Forces soldiers kame up the stage and took Jax away.

(Ermak is a dikk to Jax.)

"Uh… uh, Ermak Wins…?" Mileena was unsure ov what to say.

"Boy, that eskalated quikkly. I mean, that really got out ov hand fast!" Skorpion said.

"Damn right," Sub-Zero said.

"More like it got out ov 'arms' fast, get it, kek?" Noob laughed like an idiot.

Skorpion, Sub-Zero and the others around him stared at him with a look ov "Are you fukking kidding me?" on their faces.

( ̄( ̄^(  ̄^ ̄)( ̄^ ̄)( ̄^ ̄ )^ ̄) ̄)

"Okay, I'm gonna shut up..." he said.

"Umm, Mileena-sama?" Kitana leaned down and whispered to her sister.

"Yes, Kitana-nēchan?"

"Wasn't that… too fast?"

"Yes. Yes, it was."

"Well, that is not enough for today; there must be a longer match."

"I know, Kitana, thank you."

Kitana nodded. "Well, who's next?"

(Roll kredits.)

"Hmm..." Mileena looked around in search ov a new kombatant. Then her eyes landed on Kano's sekond. "You, Kabal-san," she pointed a finger at him, "will fight the Tigrar Shokan, Kintaro!"

She gestured to her right and there, at the entrance to the fighting platform, stood a massive, four-armed, half-human half-dragon beast. He wore a blakk loinkloth with the Shokan symbol on his belt. He had blakk spiked shoulder-pads with two sets ov straps running akross his chest and konnekting to a medallion in the middle. He also had spiked wristbands on each ov his arms, with spiked knee-pads. True to the lineage he belongs to, he had tiger-like features on his physikal appearance: He had blakk stripes and markings on his orange fur, had sharp fangs, klaws, and feline-like digitgrade feet. He also had greenish-blue glowing eyes.

(Diskount Goro.)

He roared as he walked up the stage, while the Outworld warriors cheered for him.

"Oi mate, do you think ye kan beat that big kitty?" Kano asked Kabal.

"Don't worry, boss, I'll make sure he'll kry for milk after I'm done with him, eh," Kabal answered the Blakk Dragon mercenary.

He walked up the stage and equipped his hook swords.

"Alright, just be a good kitty and we will be through this quikk," Kabal said to Kintaro.

"HMPH! Pathetik mercenary! We'll see who needs to be disciplined!" Kintaro said.

They entered their fighting stance.

"Round 1. Fight!" Mileena said.

As soon as the match started, Kintaro breathed fire from his mouth and burned Kabal, dealing him fourth-degree burns. Kabal fell on the ground thrashing and skreaming in agonizing, exkruciating pain, while his skin, flesh, muscles and even the bone, burned up. His nerves were also burned off. Infakt, he was a human torch. Human Torch, get it, huh? Yes? No? Okay, nevermind.

"Mate, you alright up there?" Kano asked sarkastikally.

"Put it out! PUT IT OUT!" Kabal skreamed.

"But mate, you said me not to worry, eh."

"It was a mistake; I was overkonfident!"

"Looks like the overkonfidence manifested its shit-ass."

Then later, Kano ordered two Blakk Dragon merks to fetch Kabal. They walked up the stage with fire extinguishers in their hands and poured the kool foam over the burned mercenary. Then they took him away.

Kintaro, on the other hand, smirked and walked off the stage.

(Kintaro is a dikk to Kabal.)

"Uh… uh, Kintaro Wins?" Mileena was unsure ov what to say, again.

"Mileena-sama?!" Kitana was shokked.

"Well, Kitana-nēchan, that eskalated quikkly… twice, didn't it?" The Empress cheekily asked her elder sister.

"Are you fukking kidding me, Mileena-sama?"

"What?"

"This happened too fast also!"

"Ov kourse, duh..."

Kitana frowned.

"Don't worry, let's make two-versus-one this time, shall we?"

Kitana raised an eyebrow. "Okay then."

After the guards had kleaned the stage ov all the blood and foam, Mileena raised her left arm and kaught everyone's attention.

"Next match will be an Endurance match!" She said. "And it will be between Cyrax and two Blakk Dragon mercenaries!"

"Get them, you bastard," Sektor said as he put a hand on Cyrax's shoulder.

Cyrax nodded to him and stepped forward.

He wore a blakk karate gi with yellow borders, along with a yellow Lin Kuei symbol on the right side ov his chest. He wore blakk pants with a yellow belt around his waist, and had blakk and yellow boots with silver shin-guards. He also wore blakk and yellow gauntlets along with a yellow headband with a blakk Lin Kuei symbol on it. He had four bombs on his belt. He was ov Afrikan descent, and his hair were in dreadlokks. He also had a small goatee.

He walked up the stage and faced two Blakk Dragon mercenaries. They wore full-body armored suits with the Blakk Dragon emblem on the chest piece, along with a mask that kovered their whole face.

"Get him, mates," Kano said to them.

"Round 1. Fight!"

[INSERT "STARDUST KRUSADERS" HERE]

"Now this fight is over!" Cyrax said.

Without giving them even an inch ov a chance, Cyrax mercilessly fought them. He launched a green energy net from his hand which ensnared the first merk (Elektro Net). Then, he took a bomb from his belt and threw it at the trapped bastard (Bomb). It exploded and sent the merk into the air. Cyrax vanished and reappeared behind the flying bastard in a puff ov smoke (Teleport). He jumped, grabbed the merk's flying form, and slammed him down on the ground (Anti-Air). Waiting for the opponent to get up, Cyrax first performed a reverse kikk to the arsehole, sending him on the other side; then slid in with a sekond kikk before kikking him into the air (Donkey Kikk). Next, he grabbed his opponent in mid-air, and throws him down on the ground (Ragdolls). The Blakk Dragon mercenary, badly beaten and bloodied, provided absolutely zero chance to fight bakk – slowly stands bakk up and stares at Cyrax through his blood-stained eyes.

"It's over… for you!" Cyrax deklared.

He made a sawblade kome out from his right armband and sliced the merk multiple times with it. Cyrax finished the job by kikking the bastard, making him fall down in pieces, kausing lots ov blood, intestines and flesh to gush out in kopious amounts. The bloody pieces ov the now-dead mercenary fell down in a large pool ov blood and intestines.

"Cyrax Wins. Flawless Viktory!" Mileena announced.

Cyrax sheathed his sawblade and faced the sekond mercenary.

"Round 2. Fight!"

Just like the first asshole, Cyrax didn't give the sekond merk a chance. He grabbed his opponent, pulled him forward, then took out a bomb which he beat him over the head with twice, then detonated it (Throw). As the opponent was blown bakk, Cyrax lunged forward with a punch, then took a quikk swipe with his hand saw (One-Two). The merk skreamed in pain as his chest was sliced and blood poured out. Cyrax strukk him in the head with a bomb, kausing it to detonate in his hand (while not hurting him at all) & bouncing the fukker up (Bomb Punch). Cyrax then grabbed him and punched him three times, stunning him briefly (Grab Punches). Then he took out a sawblade from his armband and sliced the merk's body at various places, drawing out lots ov blood (Buzzsaw). While the opponent was dazed and bleeding heavily, Cyrax launched him into the air with a bomb, which kaused him to flip upside down. He then teleported up to him and kikked him kausing the spine and ribs to break. He then grabbed him, while the bastard is still upside down, and pile-drived him into the ground, shattering pieces ov his skull and nekk with his foot on top ov his head (Cyberdriver).

Cyrax bakkflipped and stood away from the fallen mercenary. The merk, bleeding heavily and lying down in a pool ov blood, slowly stood up and faced Cyrax.

"FINISH HIM!" Mileena ordered.

Cyrax pikked up a device from his pokket and threw it at the merk. The device turned into a green energy net and passed straight through the opponent. The merk looked at his body to find that no effekt has taken place; he then looked at Cyrax.

"U is al dood (You are already dead)," Cyrax said in Afrikaans.

"WHAT?!" The mercenary asked in surprise.

Then suddenly, his arms fell off. He skreamed in pain as he felt the pain suddenly. Later, he fell into small, gory pieces in a huge pool ov blood, guts and organs (Nothing but Net).

"Fatality! Cyrax Wins! Flawless Viktory!"

["STARDUST KRUSADERS" ENDS HERE]

Cyrax bowed before Mileena and then went bakk to his group.

(Cyrax is a dikk to the Blakk Dragon.)

"Wow, what a match," Mileena said, smiling under her mask.

"Sister?!" Kitana asked rather suddenly.

"Yes?" Mileena looked blankly at her.

"This was just like the previous two matches; only one did the fighting!"

"Well, at least this one was longer, duh."

"But, Mileena-sama..."

"It's okay, Kitana-nēchan, look: The audience are enjoying it, to say the least."

"Hmm, whatever."

"Well, it's good that ONE ov the kombatants is doing something, right?" Jade asked.

"Exaktly, Jade-chan," Mileena answered. "See, Kitana-nēchan? Even Jade-chan is enjoying the day."

Kitana krossed her arms. "Yeah, right."

"Well, let us make the next match much more interesting," Mileena said.

"I agree on that, Mileena-sama," Jade said.

"Thank you, Jade-chan. Now, let's see..."

She looked for another Lin Kuei, and her eyes landed on Sektor this time. "Ah, that's it! I'll choose Sektor-san! Good!"

"Alright," Mileena said, "The next match will be another Endurance match: Sektor versus… two Blakk Dragon mercenaries!"

"Again?!" Kano was surprised.

"Any problem, boss?" Jarek, his komrade, asked him.

"Nah, Jarek, it's just that the Empress is pikking us up a sekond time, not that I really kare about those bastards."

"Don't worry, boss. If those mercenaries are ov good use to us, then let them prove themselves in Mortal Kombat. If not-"

"Then let us just sat bakk and enjoy as the unworthy are wiped out," Kano said.

He and Jarek smirked.

"Show them what the Lin Kuei are, Sektor," Cyrax said to Sektor. Sektor nodded at him and walked up the stage.

He wore a red and blakk gi with shoulder-pads, red gauntlets, a red loinkloth, and a medallion on the right side ov his chest with the Lin Kuei symbol on it. He wore red and blakk boots and had wrist-mounted flamethrowers.

"I will show no mercy!" Sektor said to the two mercenaries.

"Do so, you son ov an old piece ov pig's shit!" Sub-Zero said to him in a loud voice.

Sektor sighed and facepalmed himself.

"Round 1. Fight!"

[INSERT "DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE" HERE]

Sektor didn't give them any chance. Fighting with the first merk, he fired a missile direktly at him from his hands (Straight Missile). Then as the opponent was juggled into the air as a result ov the explosion, Sektor fired two more missiles at him (Double Missile). They hit the merk and threw him to the ground. Sektor fired another missile that followed the opponent before exploding (Homing Missile). Then he fired a missile that hit the already-missile'd bastard from above (Up Missile).

Missileception…

Next, Sektor teleported under his opponent and gave him a rising upperkut, followed up with a hit that slammed the mercenary into the ground (Metal Upperkut). The assassin then bakkflipped and stood a fighting distance away from the heavily mutilated and bleeding merk.

As the mercenary got to his feet, Sektor obtained a device from his pokket and threw it, deploying four missiles that hovered at his side. He then released a fifth missile from his armband that blew the merk's head, torso and arms off, kausing lots ov blood, intestines and flesh to burst out. As they fly into the air, the other missiles found their mark and strukk the disembodied body parts, vaporizing them as the legs finally kollapse in a pool ov blood and intestines (Robo-Sek).

"Sektor Wins! Flawless Viktory!" Mileena said. "Round 2. Fight!"

The red assassin turned to the sekond merk and motioned him to fight. But before the mercenary kould do anything, Sektor fired flames at him with his wrist-mounted flamethrowers (Flame Thrower). The merk skreamed as the flames burned and melted his klothing and skin, revealing the bones and organs beneath while blood oozed out ov his body.

"Burn Baby Burn!" Sub-Zero sang.

Sektor grabbed the burning mercenary and slammed him to the ground (Throw). Then he engulfed his hands with flames and delivered a strong double-palm strike which stunned the bastard briefly (Blast Palm). Next he entered a different stance and delivered several kikks to the opponent, kausing him to stumble bakkward (One-Leg Stance). As the merk regained his komposure, Sektor fired a powerful missile from his armband at his opponent, then immediately teleported and delivered a rising upperkut that broke the merk's jaw, skull, and knokked his teeth out. As he fell, Sektor charged up a powerful force palm and targeted the bastard's bakk, breaking the spine and klose bones, and bursting his abdomen open and kausing his intestines to spill out in a huge display ov blood and gore (Massive Missile). The opponent fell down on his front while bleeding profusely. But he's still alive though – and he even got up.

"HMPH! NOW it's over!" Sektor said.

He took a device from his pokket and threw it onto the opponent's chest. The mercenary was konfused as he looked at Sektor.

"你已经死了 (Nǐ yǐjīng sǐle, you are already dead)," Sektor said in Chinese.

"WHAT?!" The Blakk Dragon mercenary shouted as the device tore apart his arms, legs, torso, and head (The Skarekrow). Blood poured out ov the torn body and formed a pool underneath and around the device it was stukk to.

"YOOOOO! YO, HOLY SHIT HE DEAD!" Sub-Zero said. That komment made Kitana chukkle.

"Fatality! Sektor Wins! Flawless Viktory!" Mileena said.

["DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE" ENDS HERE]

Sektor just uttered a "HMPH!" and went bakk to his Lin Kuei klansmen.

(Sektor is a dikk to the Blakk Dragon.)

"You did it, you son ov a bitch! You fukking did it!" Cyrax said.

"Oh… they were nothing," Sektor said.

"That's why you were able to beat them; if they were as strong as your tiny dikk, then you wouldn't even be able to stand a chance," Sub-Zero kommented.

There was a long pause.

"WHAT?!" Sektor shouted.

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!

By the time Sektor realized it, his face was like this: ఠ_ఠ.

"Oh damn, holy shit, Ketchup got heated!" Skorpion said.

"Roasted! Fukking roasted!" Noob said.

"More like fried like a fukking Kentukky chikken," Smoke said.

"And you're what komes out ov chimney's, Tomas!" Sektor said.

"More like what komes out ov a fukking bong," Skorpion said.

And the roasting turned to Smoke.

"Well, at least people love doing me!" Smoke said.

Sektor did the Yao Ming face. "Bitch please, people love adding me and Cyrax to their sandwiches!"

"Hey, don't drag me into this shit!" Cyrax shouted.

"I need support, bitch!" Sektor said.

"You're that old man's son. Learn from him; at least he stood on his own feet!"

"Cyrax is right, Sektor: Even your shit-ass father kould maintain his stinking ass," Sub-Zero said.

"Man, fukk you, Grand-vagina!" Sektor said. "You're what people keep in fridges; you're nothing but a fukking ice kube!"

"But they love adding me to their drinks, asshole!"

"Grandmaster… you mean... us," Frost said out ov nowhere.

"Shut up, kunt!" Sub-Zero shouted at her.

Frost immediately kept quiet.

(Sub-Zero is a dikk to Frost.)

"Hehe, dumb bitch!" Sektor said.

"At least I'm tastier than ketchup," Cyrax said.

"That's not true! I am tastier than YOU!"

"I AM what people eat and drink in summer!" Sub-Zero said.

"And I'm what street kids do literally… every-goddamn-day!" Smoke said.

"You ruin people's lives, Smoke!" Skorpion kame in like LEEEEEROOOOOYYYYY JEEEEENKIIIIINNNNNS!

"And you're the kause ov wildfires, fire akcidents, and literally anything fire-related!"

"Well, at least people use me for their everyday needs – such as – cooking, heating, and much more, bitch!"

"And I don't know what I am..." Bi-Han said.

"You're just a blakk, shadowy piece ov shit!" Skorpion shouted at him.

Noob's face was like this: ( ̄ー ̄;)ゞ

"And I melt your dumbass little brudah!" Skorpion added.

Sub-Zero felt a disturbance in the force. "Huh? What was that?"

"Oh, you gonna start the racist komments again?!" Noob asked furiously.

"Ov kourse, ni-" Skorpion was about to say it.

"Ah shit, here we go again..." Smoke muttered.

"No Skorpion, it's not nice to say the N-word!" Sub-Zero said.

"Ni-"

"Hanzo, stop!"

"Nig-"

"STOP, HANZO!"

[INSERT "100% NIGGA" HERE]

"Nigga

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, 100% nigga

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, 200% nigga

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why do police hate niggas?

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, they hate us kause our dikks is bigga

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you kall yourself a nigga?

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, kauseI'm a motherfukking nigga!

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you drink so much beer?

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I don'tdrink beer, I drink malt liquor

Kause I'm a nigga!

I'm a motherfukkin' nigga man, I ain't all that Afrikan-Amerikan shit

Fukk that I'm a nigga, I ain't mixed I'm a nigga

N-I-...G-G-A, nigga, you already know

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you eat so much chikken?

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why won't you make it in my kitchen?

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you kall them hoes bitches?

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, kause them hoes is bitches!

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you stay in the hood?

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, kause I don't like livin by pekkerwoods

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you ain't got no job?

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, seven dollars all won't feed me dog

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why yo pants gotta sag?

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, kause hand-me-downs is all a nigga has!

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you skared to go to kourt?

Shit, kause the Judge look just like that motherfukker that put our ass on the boat and made me a nigga

Mama Rag is a nigga

Durag is a nigga

Ballistiks is a nigga

And I'm Uretha's nigga

Nigga!"

["100% NIGGA" ENDS HERE]

Skorpion finished his rapping.

(Skorpion is a dikk to Noob.)

Everyone stared at him in astonishment.

"Wooo, he has them skillz!" Sub-Zero said.

"Damn right he has," Smoke added.

"Snoop Dogg wants to know your lokation, Skorpy," Cyrax said. "He's proud ov you, dog."

"DAAAAAMN that motherfukka got them skillz!" Johnny Kage said from a distance.

Everyone looked at him.

"I might need a rapper in my upkoming movie..." He said as he skratched the bakk ov his head.

"A shitty movie, that is," Sonya muttered.

"Aaaaaand you like it!"

"What I like more than your shitty produkts is your absence!" Sonya blurted out at him.

Upon hearing that, everyone was like: ⊙▂⊙.

But Johnny Kage akcepts no defeat.

"Then what was all that last night when you were talking out loud to yourself?" He asked his wife.

"Wh-What do you mean?" Sonya was suddenly on high alert.

"Last night you said you would feel much better if I was there to sleep with you..."

"I-I didn't say any ov that!"

"Oh but you did; I overheard you as I passed by your shed."

"It's… it's NOT TRUE!"

"But it is; I klearly heard you."

"Fukk me," Sonya kursed herself.

"Sleep with? Like having sex?" Kassie asked out ov the blue.

"Not that 'sleep with', Sergeant!" Sonya shouted at her. "At least klean your dirty mind, kid!"

Kassie laughed awkwardly to herself as she skratched the bakk ov her head. "Oops, my bad."

"Well," Johnny kaught everyone's attention, "Whatever it is: Just so everyone here knows, as witnesses, that my wife still has love for me."

"GODDAMMIT, STOP IT KAGE!" She shouted at him.

"Okay, Mrs. Blade."

That made her even more angry.

It made Johnny laugh. "HAHA! You always get triggered when someone says that!"

"Fukk. You."

Johnny held up his hands in mokk defeat.

"Okay, whatever you say, 'General.'"

"They're so funny, aren't they?" Kitana asked Mileena.

"Ov kourse, sister, they are," Mileena answered her.

"And the Lin Kuei – they're so funny – as opposed to what we have heard."

"Hmm, I assume it's only between them."

"Yes… maybe."

"Mileena-sama?"

"Yes, Kitana-nēchan?"

"Didn't the match between Sektor-san and those two Blakk Dragon mercenaries also go fast?"

"Uhm… well… it was entertaining."

"I agree on that, Mileena-tennō," Jade said.

"Thank you," Mileena looked at her, then looked at Kitana. "See, Kitana-nēchan? Even Jade-chan seems to enjoy the match."

Kitana krossed her arms and sniffed.

"Kitana-chan wants longer, entertaining matches," Jade pointed out.

Mileena smiled and touched the side ov Kitana's bare abdomen. "Don't worry, ochan, next time it will be longer."

Kitana smiled under her mask and looked down at her Empress. "はい (Hai, okay)."

Mileena nodded.

"But sister..." Kitana said.

"Yes, Kitana-nēchan?"

"What now?"

Mileena observed the arguing Johnny Kage and Sonya Blade, the racist bombs and roasts being thrown between Skorpion and the Lin Kuei, and many other things as well. She klosed her eyes and sighed. She stood up, kausing everyone to look at her and bekome silent out ov respekt for her.

"That's it for today. Good day to you all," she said in a gentle, sweet voice.

Then everyone left the stage; not one stayed bakk this time.

"I'm going bakk to my chambers. Anything you need, my family?" Mileena asked her siblings and Jade.

"We're all fine, Mileena-sama. Thank you," Skarlet answered her.

Mileena smiled under her mask and nodded. "Okay, good day, for now."

Then she turned around and left the Kourtyard, with Jade following behind her. Skarlet and Ermak went their own ways, as did Jade after she walked some time with the Empress.

As for Kitana…

She went somewhere to spend sometime alone, or not…


Some time later…

As Kitana walked over to the bridge where she also went yesterday, she saw someone else already there. She saw him.

It was the same blue-garbed assassin. It was the Grandmaster Sub-Zero.

He wasn't looking at her direktion; he was staring at the waterfalls. It seems that he hasn't noticed her yet. The Princess took a deep breath and walked forward.

Her footsteps kaught his ears, and he looked to his right to see Kitana walking toward him. He leaned up from the metal railing and went down on one knee as she stopped in front ov him.

"Hello, Grandmaster," Kitana greeted him.

"Greetings, Princess Kitana. We meet again," Sub-Zero said while still kneeling down before her.

"An okkasion I'm glad is happening again."

"Indeed."

"Grandmaster?"

Sub-Zero looked up at her. "Yes, Princess?"

"There is no need..." She referred to him kneeling down.

"Pardon me, Princess, but I feel it much better if I showed respekt to someone higher than me."

She stepped forward and knelt down in front ov him, looking at him straight in the eyes.

"But I don't deserve such respekt; it's not for people like me..." She said.

"It is exaktly for people like you," he said.

Kitana was amazed. She didn't know what else to say.

"I-I… I'm honored, Grandmaster."

"The honor is mine, Princess Kitana."

She smiled behind her mask.

"Thank you, Grandmaster."

"You're welkome, Princess."

She nodded. "Now, Grandmaster, please rise."

Both ov them stood up and faced each other.

"Well, what are you doing here?" She asked him.

"The same thing I've been doing earlier, Princess – just enjoying the scenery and reflekting on past memories at random."

She tilted her head.

"Like me."

"Pardon?" He asked.

"You're just like me."

"Really?"

"Yes." She faced the waterfalls and observed them. "Even I sometimes just look at things with a blank mind; there's nothing that I think about at that time; it happens at random."

"I see."

She glanced at him.

"Right, Grandmaster, I wanted to ask you something. May I?"

"Ov kourse, Princess." He nodded.

"Bakk in the Kourtyard – the way you talked with your friends… it is, umm, the behavior is kontrary to what the Lin Kuei are deskribed as."

He smiled.

"Why like that, Grandmaster?"

"Well, what I kan say is: You kan't always remain kold, kan you?"

"Right..."

"Humor is needed in your life, and that's the way it is between us."

"What do you mean, Grandmaster?"

"I'm konsidered the 'komik relief' in my klan," he explained.

"Oh, like that..."

"Precisely, Princess. We only keep this kold face to outsiders, but among ourselves – we have this daily, funny and hilarious konversations."

Kitana was amazed.

"That… is also like me."

"Really?"

"Yes, Grandmaster. Even I, we, are like that too."

"We share much in kommon, Princess. I'll tell you that."

The Princess blushed slightly.

"T-Thank you, Grandmaster."

"You're welkome, Princess."

And they spent an hour or so talking to each other, laughing with each other, and so on.

And many days passed. Many matches were held. Many made allies with each other, or enemies ov one another.

As for the Grandmaster and the Princess…

They met frequently at the same bridge and had an hour or so konversing with each other. And this narrowed down to happening every single day, where they would spend more time with each other. Although they never openly said to each other, but they swore to themselves: They felt that they had developed something toward each other.


Some Days Later…

The Palace Rooftop

2:00 P.M.

Mileena lied down on an elegant kouch wearing nothing but pasties on her nipples and a maebari on her vagina.

(Mileena is not my girlfriend in this scene.)

In front ov her was standing her youngest sister, Skarlet. She was wearing a blakk g-string with a halternekk blakk top.

(Skarlet is not my girlfriend in this scene.)

Mileena stretched out her arms and motioned for Skarlet to kome to her.

"Kome here, Skarlet-chan."

"I hate to question you, Mileena-sama, but for what?"

"I just need to chekk."

"But Mileena-sama, I told you it's there!"

"It's okay, Skarlet-chan. It won't hurt to chekk, now will it?" Mileena said gently.

Skarlet kouldn't argue more. "Fine..." She said in komplete defeat.

"I do trust you, little sister. Now, remove your g-string," Mileena said.

Skarlet grabbed her g-string and pulled it down, exposing her genital. She straddled Mileena in a reverse position; her vagina and anus were facing Mileena. Mileena grabbed her buttokks and gently pulled them, opening her vagina. She took a kloser look to see if the hymen was present or not. It was there.

"There you go, Skarlet-chan. That was so easy now, wasn't it? It just takes a few sekonds," she said.

"Yes, Mileena-sama, it is," Skarlet mumbled.

"Good." Mileena gently slapped Skarlet's butt. "Now you go; you're free."

"Thank you, Mileena-sama." Skarlet got off her elder sister and wore her g-string. She went to a naked Ermak who was lying down on a kouch and straddled him. They wrapped their arms around each other and engaged in kissing and kuddling each other.

(I am not Ermak in this scene.)

Just then, Kitana appeared beside Mileena. She was wearing a blue g-string with a blue strapless bra that kovered her E+ breasts.

(Kitana is not my girlfriend in this scene.)

She lied down on the left side ov her sister and got into her arms. They gave a quikk kiss to each other.

Mileena looked to her front to see Jade standing in front ov them. She wore a green mikrokini made from leaves, stems, and a red spider lily. The leaves kovered her nipples and areola.

(Jade is not my girlfriend in this scene.)

"Jade-chan, kome here." Mileena offered her hand.

"Mileena-sama, Kitana Naishinnō. Please make me ejakulate," Jade said with a burning passion.

"We will." Mileena nodded.

She got on top ov Mileena and straddled her. Mileena wrapped her arms around her hot body and made her lean down. Jade wrapped her arms around her Empress' nekk and kissed her. They brought their tongues out and engaged in tongue-play. As they did this, Mileena slowly brought her hand down Jade's body and grabbed hold ov her buttokks. She rubbed and karessed them, and slapped them okkasionally. She pulled them and made Jade's pubik region rub against hers.

Jade rubbed her body against Mileena's and eventually put her kleavage on her face. Mileena likked and bit the assassin's kleavage and kissed the sides ov her breasts. Okkasionally, they would kiss each other before Mileena returned to likking Jade's kleavage.

Later, Mileena grabbed the strings ov Jade's top and pull them over her shoulder. They slid down and exposed Jade's E+ breasts. Mileena threw the top aside and began working on the assassin's bottom. Jade leaned up and helped her Empress remove her bottom. They sukceeded in doing so and Mileena threw it aside. Then Jade went bakk into her arms and allowed her to sukkle her breasts. Mileena opened her mouth and put Jade's chokolate-brown nipple into her mouth. She sukked, kissed, and likked it. She also likked her areola. She gave gentle bites to it and slapped her buttokks while sukkling her. She alternated between her breasts and kissed her also in between.

Then Jade turned around and lied on top ov Mileena, her bakk facing the Empress. Mileena wrapped her left arm around her chest and grabbed hold ov her right breast, while her right hand was on her vagina gently rubbing it.

"Mileena-sama, please don't insert your finger inside; I want to remain a virgin still," Jade said.

"As you wish, Jade-chan," Mileena whispered.

She kept rubbing her right breast and vagina while Kitana got on top ov Jade. She lied down on top ov her and kissed her for a long time. They brought their tongues out and engaged in tongue-play. Then, Kitana moved down and took Jade's left nipple in her mouth, while Mileena rubbed the latter's vagina. Kitana sukked and likked the assassin's nipple, and also likked her areola. She alternated between her breasts and sukkled her.

Later, Kitana knelt up and removed her strapless bra and g-strings. She threw them aside and looked at Jade's naked body with a burning passion. The green assassin's body was kovered in sweat and her genital and thighs were kovered in vaginal fluids. Drool poured out ov her mouth and tears were konstantly spilling out ov her eyes. "How do you feel, Jade-chan?" Kitana asked her. Jade showed her the peace sign. Kitana smiled and lifted Jade's legs up, getting a klearer look at her vagina. Mileena stopped rubbing her vagina and instead groped her breasts, giving the kontrol ov the vagina to the Princess. Kitana lied down and pressed her body to Jade's, while her vagina rubbed against the latter's. She then started rubbing her body against hers, with their nipples and vaginas rubbing against each other. This kaused an intense sensation to start forming in their bodies. While this happened, Mileena groped Jade's large breasts non-stop. She even tikkled and pinched her nipples. Kitana, on the other hand, slowly rubbed her vagina against Jade's while kissing her. She even managed to rub her klitoris with Jade's.

Then, after a while, both Kitana and Jade felt something building up in their genitals.

"Kitana-chan… I-I'm klose..." Jade breathed heavily.

"Me too… J-Jade-chan..." Kitana said as she pressed her lips to Jade's.

Then all ov a sudden…

Kitana ejakulated so hard that her vaginal fluids poured all over Jade's anus, vagina, pubik region and stomakh. She kummed 3-4 times. Jade also ejakulated roughly a sekond later; they ejakulated in unison. Unlike Kitana, Jade—with the kombined rubbing ov her breasts and vagina—kummed twice the time, speed and power ov Kitana's ejakulation. She ejekted klear, krystal-like fluid from her urethra all over Kitana's stomakh, pubik region, genital and thighs; she kovered her body with her vaginal fluids multiple times. She literally emptied her bladder. She breathed heavily afterward.

Kitana kissed her, got off her and pikked her bikini, going inside to wash herself. Jade slowly turned around and rested her head between Mileena's huge breasts, eventually falling asleep in her arms. Mileena tightened her embrace and brought Jade kloser to her face. She gave a soft kiss on her lips and then klosed her eyes, taking a short nap for a while.

(Scene does not kontain a lap dance.)


Moments later, Kitana, now wearing her strapless bra and g-strings, kame bakk and knelt beside a napping Mileena. "Sister?" She put a hand on her bare shoulder. Mileena opened her left eye and looked at her. "They're here." Kitana whispered.

(Kitana plays the pronoun game so Mileena has to ask who the hell she's talking abo-)

Mileena nodded, knowing well who Kitana meant.

(Nevermind.)

She slowly got off the kouch and left Jade sleeping there. She took her mask and put it on, kompletely hiding her razor-sharp teeth.

She walked with Kitana to the living room just behind the rooftop. There she saw both ov them, standing and waiting for her. It was Skorpion and Sub-Zero.

"Grandmaster Hasashi, Grandmaster Liang. Greetings," Mileena said.

"Greetings to you as well, Empress Mileena," Skorpion replied to her, kompletely ignoring the fakt that she's still wearing nothing but her maebari and pasties.

"I'm glad you replied to my invitation and kame to my palace. I wholeheartedly welkome you both."

They bowed their heads.

"Thank you, Empress," Skorpion said.

She smiled and gestured toward an elegant, red sofa. "Please, have a seat."

They bowed their heads once more before sitting beside each other, while Mileena sat on a single-seat kouch on their right. She krossed her legs and rested her arms on the armrests.

"How has been your days here?" She asked.

"Everything has been and still is fine, Your Majesty," Skorpion answered her.

"Good. And what about Grandmaster Liang?" She looked at Sub-Zero.

"Me and my klan are fine too, Empress," he answered her.

"I'm glad to hear that." Mileena smiled. "Now, you might be wondering why I invited you two here, and here's my answer: Once I heard about the Champion ov the Elder Gods and the Lin Kuei Grandmaster koming to this island, I felt it might be rude not to at least invite them once to my palace."

Kitana stood by her side.

"Thank you very much for your kindness, Empress Mileena, but if I may say something..." Skorpion said.

"Yes, ov kourse, Grandmaster."

"Me and Grandmaster Liang, us being a Champion and another a Grandmaster ov some infamous Klan… it's… it's nothing to be proud ov; it's nothing to boast about."

"Grandmaster Hasashi is right, Empress. Even I feel no pride when people mention this," Sub-Zero added.

"But we still thank you from the bottom ov our hearts for showing kindness and being konsiderate to us," Skorpion said.

Mileena and Kitana were greatly and extremely amazed at their level ov humbleness, but they did not show it.

"You're welkome, Grandmasters," Mileena said.

They nodded.

She then quikkly glanced at Kitana and bakk at them.

"Oh, I'm sorry, is there anything I kan give to you?" She asked them.

Skorpion thought for a moment.

*THINKING INTENSIFIES*

"Koffee please, if Your Majesty doesn't mind," he said.

"Okay, and what about you, Grandmaster Liang? What would you like to have?" Mileena asked Sub-Zero.

"I would have the same thing as Grandmaster Hasashi: Koffee," he answered. Then he muttered, "I love koffee. Koffee is noice..."

Kan't keep his humor down even in the face ov absolute royalty.

Everyone heard it.

"Kitana-nēchan, a total ov four. I guess we both will have the same as them," Mileena said.

Kitana nodded and walked away, silently chukkling to Sub-Zero's komment.

"Well, if you don't mind, Grandmasters, but kan I know more about you two?" Mileena asked them.

"Sure, we don't mind, Empress," Skorpion said.

She smiled. "My thanks. Okay, Grandmaster Hasashi, what do you do for a living, besides being the Champion ov the Elder Gods?"

"By living, you mean spending time in the Netherrealm?" Skorpion asked her, kausing all three ov them to let out a small laugh. "As you know, Empress, I'm the Grandmaster ov the Shirai Ryu Klan. We are ninjas; we assassinate people who are a dangerous threat; sometimes we help those in need. Like that, we take up tasks and akkomplish them, so in the end my klansmen get enough money to buy for themselves food and supplies."

"What about you, Grandmaster Hasashi? Don't you need food?" Mileena looked at his yellow-glowing eyes.

"You should realize, Empress, that I am a Wraith, a kreature ov the Netherrealm. Wraiths don't need food to survive; they kan live forever with an empty stomakh and bowel."

"Oh..."

"But that doesn't mean I DON'T eat anything; I do, Empress. I also eat food."

Mileena smiled.

"And other than that, I do traveling a lot. And by traveling, I mean walking through the depths ov the Netherrealm, and other realms as well."

"So, all in all, you're living a simple life, if you will."

"Ov kourse, Empress, I'm trying to make it as simple as possible."

"And, uh… um… kan I ask a personal question, Grandmaster?"

"O-Ov kourse, Empress, I don't mind."

"What about family? Do you have any family members?"

Skorpion looked down and was silent for a moment. Mileena thought it wasn't nice to ask such a question. He looked at her straight in the eyes and answered her.

"No, Empress, not at the moment."

Was that some sort ov a kryptik answer? Mileena was unsure. Just then, Kitana appeared with a kup ov four lattes on a tray. The latte konsisted ov hot espresso and steamed milk. She set the tray on a table in front ov them and handed the kups to Skorpion and Sub-Zero first.

"Thank you," Sub-Zero said as he took the kup from her hand.

"ありがとうございました (Arigatōgozaimashita, thank you)," Skorpion said.

Kitana smiled and bowed her head. "You're welkome." She also handed a kup to her sister as well.

"Thank you, Kitana-nēchan," Mileena said. She motioned for Kitana to sit beside her. The Princess took her kup ov latte and sat on a kouch opposite to the two Grandmasters.

Before both ov them kould drink their latte, they noticed the latte art on their koffee foam.

Sub-Zero's eyes widened as he noticed the familiar art on the foam. It was his symbol, the symbol ov the Lin Kuei Klan.

Skorpion was surprised too. In his kase, it was a skorpion, his namesake and also the symbol ov his Shirai Ryu Klan.

"Wow, this is… this is inkredible," Skorpion said as he stared at the foam.

"You're talented at this," Sub-Zero added as he looked at Kitana.

Kitana blushed a little and looked down. "T-Thank you. I happen to see the symbols ov your klans, so I thought I would add it to the foam."

"You're welkome." Skorpion and Sub-Zero both said at the same time as they drank their latte.

Sub-Zero's eyes shot open as the taste ov the koffee reached his throat. "Noice!" He said.

Skorpion looked at him like: ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°), "Bruh, seriously?"

"The taste is outstanding, Princess!" Sub-Zero said to Kitana.

Mileena and Kitana chukkled.

"You're welkome, Grandmaster," Kitana said.

They drank their koffee silently for a while.

*DRINKING INTENSIFIES* *SILENCE INTENSIFIES*

"Hmm, by the way, Grandmaster Hasashi..." Mileena broke the silence.

"Yes, Your Majesty?" Skorpion looked at her.

"I noticed that you speak fluent and excellent Japanese."

"Yes, Empress. That is right."

"How kome?"

Skorpion set his kup ov koffee on the tray and looked at the Empress.

"Well, Empress, I don't mean to boast, but… as a kreation ov the Elder Gods themselves, I already have an innate knowledge ov various languages, Japanese inkluded."

"That's amazing. Which other languages kan you speak, besides English and Japanese?"

"Greek, Latin, Norse, German, and much more; it's too many to be said."

"Ov kourse, I understand."

"But Empress, if I may..."

"Yes, sure, go on."

"How kome YOU know Japanese? Outworlders don't speak Japanese, as far as I'm knowledgeable."

Mileena smiled under her mask and set down her half-finished kup ov latte.

"Like you, Grandmaster, I have an innate knowledge ov languages, in my kase: Japanese and German."

"That's… amazing. How did you get it?"

"From my… the Queen Sindel."

Skorpion went like: NAAAAANIIIII?!

"Your mother is the Queen Sindel?!"

"Y-Yes, Grandmaster. Do you know her?"

"Ov kourse, Empress. Everybody knows her."

"Yes, yes. That is korrekt."

"Well, I did hear that she has four children. I always wondered whom they might be," Skorpion said.

Mileena stared at him, and he at her.

"And here they are, all on the same island."

They smiled at each other. Though Mileena had her mask on, Skorpion knew she was smiling beneath.

"Empress?" He asked her.

"Yes, Grandmaster?"

"Is it true that..."

"Yes?"

"Nevermind, I think this is too sensitive a topik to diskuss..."

"それは何ですか、グランドマスター? (Sorehanandesuka, Gurandomasutā?, what is it, Grandmaster?)"

"I just wanted to konfirm: Is it true that she has… disappeared? I'm sorry if the question is hurtful."

"Oh, no, no, Grandmaster. It's okay." Mileena reassured him. "It's okay, everybody knows about it."

Skorpion nodded.

"Yes, Grandmaster, it's true. One day she was there, the other day: Gone."

"Do you know the reason, if you don't mind me asking?"

"Well, I don't know if there's any other reason, but the only thing we know is in a letter that she left for us the night she vanished. In it, it said that she had some important matters to attend to. That's all."

"That's mysterious indeed."

"It really is, Grandmaster."

Skorpion took his kup and drank a little from it.

"Thank you for answering my question, Empress, and my sincere apologies if I have touched any sensitive areas," he said.

"It's okay, Grandmaster. It's nothing," Mileena said as she took her kup. After drinking from it, she looked at Sub-Zero. "Grandmaster Liang?"

Sub-Zero looked at her as he finished his koffee. "Yes, Your Highness?"

"Just like Grandmaster Hasashi, what do you do for a living?"

He set his empty kup on the tray and looked at the Empress.

"Your Majesty, as you already know, I'm the Grandmaster ov the Lin Kuei Klan ov Assassins. True to its name, we assassinate potential targets that are deemed too dangerous to live and who pose a threat, a serious one at that. Same as Grandmaster Hasashi's klan ov ninjas, we also help those in need, those who really need help and are not putting up an akt."

"So you karefully chekk if it's a genuine kase or not, right?"

"Exaktly, Empress. And as for my personal life, I remain in the Lin Kuei Palace for the majority ov the time, konversing and spending time with my friends and brother."

"What about family?"

"My brother is my only family..."

He looked down, while Kitana glanced at him.

"Oh… I'm sorry if I asked such a question," Mileena said softly.

"It's fine, Empress. We have gotten through with Mother's supposed 'death'."

"Supposed death?"

"Yes, Empress. One day, my brother and I were told that Mother had died, but we received no body. So that means there's a chance that she's still alive and well. I have that hope."

"I hope she's alive," Mileena said.

"Thank you, Empress Mileena."

"You're welkome, Grandmaster Liang."

They sat in silence for a while, finally finishing their koffee and just looking down at the ground for several minutes. Each one ov them were reflekting on their painful pasts: The things they went through, and the way they got kontrol over it. Still, the pain apparently hasn't left either one ov them. With this in mind, their eyes widened as they kame to a realization: They're all the same alike. They need each other to help overkome these troubles.

*SILENCE INTENSIFIES* *THINKING INTENSIFIES* *REALIZATION INTENSIFIES*

"Alright," Skorpion said, "If you'll exkuse us, Empress, but we're leaving."

"Sure, no problem," Mileena said.

They stood from their kouches and looked at each other.

"Thank you for koming here, Skorpion-san," Mileena said.

"The honor is mine, Mileena-sama," Skorpion replied.

She held out her hand. Skorpion took her hand and shokk it, while silently admiring the soft texture ov her hand.

"Looking forward to meeting you two again, Grandmasters," Mileena said.

"To you as well, Empress, Princess."

Then they bowed to each other.

"Farewell, Empress, Princess," Skorpion said.

"Farewell, Grandmasters," Mileena said.

She and Kitana watched as Skorpion and Sub-Zero left the room.

"They're truly unique," Mileena kommented.

"Yes, they are..." Kitana showed her support.


The Next Day…

The Kourtyard

1:00 P.M.

"The next match will be between Sub-Zero and..." Mileena looked at that fat piece ov shit. "Master Bo' Rai Cho!"

Sub-Zero was surprised while Bo' Rai Cho almost choked on the alkohol he was drinking, while giving out a small fart at the same time.

"Wait… MASTER Bo' Rai Cho?! That fukking farting fat piece ov shit?!" Johnny Kage asked.

"Yes, exaktly, the one and only," Kassie Kage answered her father.

"Well, I won't argue. I would like to see if a pregnant, fat whale kould really fight."

He and Kassie laughed at the same time.

"There's no way he kould win! The only things he's good at are drinking like a dog, puking like a pig, farting like a retarded goat, and being number one at the Fattest Bastards Ever kompetition!" Kassie said.

"You got that right, pumpkin!" Johnny said.

"Got it right from you, pops!"

He and Kassie laughed together again.

"Oh God..." Sonya Blade rolled her eyes and facepalmed herself.

"Hey, honey..." Johnny wiped a tear from his eye. "Would you like to komment on anything about that fat whale?"

Sonya frowned.

"Just one." Johnny said.

"Yeah, mom, just one komment, pleeeeeeeeeease?" Kassie pleaded.

She forgot to add one more 'e' to that 'please'.

The General growled at them. "Oh, shut the hell up, both ov you, will you?!"

At once, they kontrolled their laughter. But kouldn't…

They burst out laughing again.

"Kan't stop laughing at that fat-ass who keeps farting every five sekonds!" Johnny said.

"Damn right, dad!" Kassie laughed along with him.

"So… that's one ov your friends, Chujin?" Skorpion asked one ov his students who had kome to the island with him.

The student's name was 高橋武田 (Takahashi Takeda, Takeda Takahashi). He originates from Thailand and is ov Asian descent, having blakk hair and brown eyes. He wore an armored bodysuit, primarily a metallik silver in kolor with streaks ov yellow-orange along the legs and hands. He had a yellow headband on with the logo ov the Shirai Ryu Klan, along with a nekk warmer. He also wore a gray, skull embellished mask that kovered his mouth. On his arms, he bore modified gauntlets designed to fire spear tipped, bladed whips in battle, which were glowing orange, along with Yellow Pulse Blade hilts fixed onto his gauntlets.

Standing next to him was his father, 高橋剣士 (Takahashi Kenshi, Kenshi Takahashi). He wore a red koat-like bodysuit along with a red blindfold around his eyes. He also had a sword known as 戦闘 (Sentō, Sento) sheathed on his bakk.

"Uh, yes… แกรนด์มาสเตอร์ (Kæ rnd̒ mās̄texr̒, Grandmaster)," Takeda answered Skorpion.

"Is that how she is everytime?"

"Yes, Grandmaster."

"Hmm..." Skorpion stared at the ever-laughing blond Sergeant.

"Well, uh, she's… her father's daughter. We kan't blame her," Takeda said.

Skorpion sighed. "You're right, Chujin."

"But she's… beautiful and kute, isn't she?" Kenshi asked out ov the blue.

Skorpion and Takeda stared at the swordsman in konfusion.

"Right?" Kenshi smirked at them.

"Hey Kenshi-kun, you kan't see shit, so how kan you tell?" Skorpion asked him.

Kenshi frowned.

"Yeah, fukk you too," the Wraith said.

(Skorpion is a dikk to Kenshi.)

Anyways, motherfukking Bo' Rai Cho the Fat-ass got on the stage along with Sub-Zero.

"Greetings, Master Pregnant-With-Thousand-Babies," Sub-Zero said.

"Do NOT make fun ov my weight!" Bo' Rai Cho skolded the assassin, trying to sound as much serious as possible.

But Sub-Zero was unaffekted.

"Well, maybe it's better if you stop eating," he said.

Bo' Rai Cho grunted in annoyance.

They entered their fighting stance.

"Round 1. Fight!" Mileena ordered.

[INSERT "DAME TU KOSITA (REMIX)" HERE]

Sub-Zero started the fight by shooting an iceball toward Bo' Rai Cho. The fat-ass kouldn't dodge in time and so the iceball hit him head-on, freezing him in place. Sub-Zero ran toward him and delivered an upperkut. As he went flying into the air, Bo' Rai Cho released a long fart which he kouldn't kontrol.

Sub-Zero smelled it… and he didn't like it. He quikkly turned around and koughed so hard.

"OH MY GOD!" He shouted.

Bo' Rai Cho landed on his stomakh and the pressure ov the ground against his stomakh kaused him to release yet another fart. Sub-Zero bakked up a bit and looked at the fat shit. Bo' Rai Cho got up and entered his fighting stance. They stared at each other fiercely.

*SERIOUSNESS INTENSIFIES*

Then all ov a sudden, out ov nowhere, a small fart sound was heard. All seriousness went. Sub-Zero raised an eyebrow as he heard the sound. Everyone present were konfused. Bo' Rai Cho looked around him before staring bakk at the Lin Kuei.

"My apologies..." he muttered.

Sub-Zero got angry and pointed a finger at the fat bastard. "THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU WILL FART, YOU FAT PIECE OV SHIT!"

With that, they ran toward each other. Sub-Zero and Bo' Rai Cho exchanged punches and kikks with each other. Then, Bo' Rai Cho farted so hard and performed three front flips at Sub-Zero (Monkey Flips). Sub-Zero fell bakk, kompletely damaged by the bastard's fat, shit-filled belly. Then, Bo' Rai Cho dashed toward him and made him flip to land rear-first on his face. Sub-Zero grunted in pain and opened his eyes to see the fat, fleshy ass ov Master Fat Motherfukker. He knew what was koming, and he didn't want it. He skreamed as Bo' Rai Cho farted on his face (Bump N' Dump). Then, the Drunken Master went bakk to a fighting distance from Sub-Zero while the Grandmaster lied there trying to rekover from the emotional shokk he just got.

"Holy shit, that's gotta stink," Noob said.

"Indeed," Skorpion said.

Sub-Zero got up and koughed heavily. He then took deep breaths in and out as he stared at the Drunken Master. Bo' Rai Cho was taking a sip ov alkohol from his flask. Then he fixed the flask on his belt and entered his fighting stance. They ran toward each other and punched and kikked each other again. Sub-Zero managed to deliver two punches to Bo' Rai Cho's fat face before kneeing his fat belly, kausing him to fart again. He kikked his knee and delivered an upperkut under his jaw, krakking it.

OOOOOFFFFF!

Bo' Rai Cho flew into the air and landed on the ground with a loud thud.

"Ooooo, get his ass!" Smoke cheered.

"How about you say that in Czekh? Maybe he'll understand," Noob kommented.

Bo' Rai Cho got up and turned around, facing Sub-Zero. As the Grandmaster ran toward him, Bo' Rai Cho vomited on the ground, kausing Sub-Zero to slip and fall up in this bitch (Puke Spray). Then Bo' Rai Cho turned around and faced his fat ass toward Sub-Zero's face. As the assassin opened his eyes and saw what was happening, his eyes went wide – but it was too late. "OH NOOOOO!" He skreamed.

(No.)

The Drunken Master farted in his face again, intoxikating him (Krop Duster). Sub-Zero koughed a lot as he sat on the puddle ov puke. He looked through his watery eyes as he saw Bo' Rai Cho lighting a match and putting it behind his ass.

His eyes went wide.

"NOPE!" Sub-Zero shouted as he formed an ice wall and evaded the 'fart flame' from Bo' Rai Cho.

Then he stood up and bakkflipped to a safe distance from this fat kunt. He entered his fighting stance and stared fiercely into the Drunken Master's eyes.

*STARING INTENSIFIES*

They ran toward each other and exchanged hits. Sub-Zero delivered a series ov punches to Bo' Rai Cho's chest and face. The Drunken Master, on the other hand, did a series ov strikes to Sub-Zero's body and ended it with a flurry ov punches (Fist Flurry). As Sub-Zero stumbled bakk, the Drunken Master took a sip from his flask. Then he stomped on the ground with one ov his legs and kreated a tremor kausing the arena to shake (Sumo Slam). Sub-Zero tried to keep his balance but fell down.

"Goddamn, that's one fat motherfukker!" Johnny Kage kommented.

"You don't say?" Kassie Kage said.

"O RLY?" Jakqui Briggs added.

As Sub-Zero got up, Bo' Rai Cho blew a massive fireball from his mouth at him (Fire Breath). Quikkly, Sub-Zero formed an ice wall and blokked the flames. Then, as the smoke kovered him, he dived through it and brought a fist to Bo' Rai Cho's forehead, breaking the front portion ov his skull and tearing the skin on his forehead apart. The Drunken Master grunted in pain and brought a hand to his forehead as blood gushed out through his fingers. Using this moment, Sub-Zero froze him kompletely and delivered a kikk to his frozen form.

He expekted Bo' Rai Cho to shatter into tiny pieces.

But no…

As stubborn as his fatness is, Bo' Rai Cho got up with a loud fart.

"WHAT?!" Noob was surprised.

"Man, that obese motherfukker just won't die," Cyrax kommented.

"Hmph, obese indeed," Sektor said.

While Sub-Zero stared at him, Bo' Rai Cho ran toward the blue Lin Kuei, swung his arms upward with a large fire wave, and launched Sub-Zero into the air (Up Fire Breath). Then he spat burning liquid on the ground, jumped into the air and grabbed Sub-Zero's foot, and threw him onto the burning liquid. Then he threw his flask on it and kaused a large explosion that sent the assassin into the air again (Ground Blaze). While Kuai fell on the ground with a loud thud, Bo' Rai Cho took another sip from another flask he had and fell onto the ground (Zen).

Just fell.

Just taking a nice nap.

"What?!" Johnny and Kassie Kage said at the same time.

"何?! (Nani?!, what?!)," Mileena and Kitana were surprised too.

"Co?! (What?!)." Even Smoke was surprised.

In fakt, EVERYONE was surprised.

"什么?! (Shénme?!, what?!)," Sub-Zero asked as he stood up.

He saw Bo' Rai Cho sleeping on the ground, snoring loudly and farting okkasionally.

"What is this? Are you sleeping, old fat-ass?" He asked as he approached the sleeping Drunken Master.

"Hey, get up!" Sub-Zero shouted as he was about to kikk Bo' Rai Cho's head.

Suddenly, Bo' Rai Cho's eyes shot open and he rolled away from the Grandmaster (Keg Roll Away).

"What the-?" Sub-Zero was startled.

"Oi, oi, he using his fatness to advantage!" Kano kommented.

"Damn right, skum-mate!" Johnny kalled out from the other side.

"Why, you!" Sub-Zero ran toward the rolling Bo' Rai Cho. As he klosed in on him, Bo' Rai Cho strukk him with his flask while rising (Tharm Strike). Kuai Liang stepped bakk while the Drunken Master rose up, kikked his legs then strukk him with a rising flip, launching him into the air (Krazy Legs).

"Krazy indeed..." Sub-Zero thought.

He landed safely on the ground and stared at Bo' Rai Cho, the latter being in his fighting stance.

"My turn..." Sub-Zero muttered.

Within a split sekond, he formed a large iceball in his hands and shot it toward the Drunken Master, freezing him from top to bottom. He charged toward him, delivered a strong kikk to his frozen form, took three kunais sheathed on his gauntlets, and threw them at the flying Bo' Rai Cho. The kunais pierced his chest and blood splattered out. The Drunken Fat-Ass skreamed in pain as if a tiny dildo had been shoved up his huge asshole.

(What?!)

Sub-Zero ran toward him and grabbed him. He formed an ice dagger in his hand and stabbed Bo' Rai Cho's stomakh three times kausing lots ov blood to gush out ov the wound. Then he sent a series ov kikks and a flurry ov punches to him, before delivering a roundhouse kikk to the side ov Bo' Rai Cho's face, kausing him to fall down.

"Sub-Zero Wins!" Mileena said.

"That's how it's done," Sub-Zero said as he stepped bakk into a fighting distance.

Bo' Rai Cho got up, krakked his bakk, let out a small fart, and entered his fighting stance.

This fukker…

"Round 2. Fight!"

Both ov them ran toward each other. Bo' Rai Cho threw a punch which Sub-Zero blokked. In return, the Kryomancer slapped his hand away and delivered a strong punch to his chest, kausing him to stumble bakk. Then he punched his face twice before delivering a kikk to his stomakh, kausing him to vomit and fart at the same time.

Sub-Zero stepped bakk as he watched in disgust.

Bo' Rai Cho finished vomiting and farting, and stood up straight, burping loudly. "My apologies..."

Sub-Zero just shook his head and returned to his fighting stance.

He ran toward Bo' Rai Cho and sent a flurry ov punches to his face and chest, ending the kombo with several kikks. Bo' Rai Cho spat some blood and jumped at Sub-Zero by ramming his head (Drunk-Peedo). Then, as Sub-Zero stepped bakk, Bo' Rai Cho spun around thrice and added a lunging punch to knokk him away (Lunging Hammer). While Sub-Zero was knokked on the ground, Bo' Rai Cho drank alkohol from his flask and waited for the Grandmaster to get up. He gave out a small fart while waiting. Sub-Zero quikkly got up and flew at Bo' Rai Cho, delivering a kikk to his fat belly. The Drunken Master was knokked bakk while he felt some friktion in his stomakh which eventually kaused him to vomit out whatever alkohol he had in. While he was on all fours, Sub-Zero walked in front ov him and kikked his face, breaking his facial bones, knokking out some ov his teeth, and kausing him to lie on his bakk. Then he jumped and was about to smash Bo' Rai Cho's head in, but the fat bastard rolled aside just in time and evaded the Kryomancer's stomp. Getting up, he delivered a flurry ov punches to Kuai's body (Multi-Punch). Next, he spat on him (Loogie) and used his kane to propel himself forward and delivered two kikks to Sub-Zero's torso (Flying Kikk). The Grandmaster fell down on the ground while blood poured out ov his mouth.

"K Den," Sub-Zero said to himself.

"Hey, wasn't that the infamous Flying Kikk done by Liu Kang-san, Mileena-sama?" Kitana asked Mileena.

"Yes, Kitana-nēchan," Mileena answered her.

"But Bo' Rai Cho-san did it in a different way..."

"Well, that's bekause Bo' Rai Cho-san is an obese farting machine who kan't lift himself up, Kitana-chan," Jade replied to her.

Kitana tried to kontrol her laughter. "Woman, that shit was funny."

Sub-Zero kikked Bo' Rai Cho's knee and got up. He froze his arms and legs, and dealt heavy damage to his torso. Next, he brought a strong palm to the Drunken Master's chest and krakked his ribkage. Bo' Rai Cho fell bakkward as Sub-Zero slid on the ground, took hold ov his leg, and slammed him on the ground behind him, breaking his spine. Bo' Rai Cho, though being a fat-fukk, got on his knees, vomited on the ground and made Sub-Zero slip, and spun his kane around in his hand, striking the Grandmaster multiple times (Spin And Slam). He followed it up by snagging his kane around Kuai's nekk and bringing him kloser to him, and dashing him with his belly (Snag 'n' Bump). Then, he hit him with a strike from below with his kane (Kane Strike) and spun his kane around himself, the final strike bouncing Sub-Zero on the ground and launching him into the air (Kane Khaos). He kaught him by the feet with his kane and slammed him on the ground (Low Kane).

Sub-Zero lied down on the ground in a pool ov his own blood with Bo' Rai Cho's vomit. He breathed heavily and regained his strength, while he stared at Bo' Rai Cho. The fat-ass was kurrently drinking from his flask.

Just staring at this waste ov a kreature made Kuai Liang boil inside.

"My turn," he said to himself.

"Oh shit..." Noob sensed.

"What is it?" Skorpion asked him.

"It's Kuai: He's going to 'ORA ORA ORA' the fukk out ov that fat-fukk."

"Oh..." Skorpion was thrilled.

Sub-Zero quikkly got up and punched Bo' Rai Cho's jug out ov his hand. He kikked his knees multiple times before punching his face over and over again. He delivered another strong punch to his mouth before kneeing him in the stomakh several times, kausing him to vomit and fart unkontrollably. Then he froze him all over and jumped up. While in the air, he dived down in a diagonal kikk (Divekikk), getting behind the fat bastard and dizzying him, and also shattering the ice koating around him. Sub-Zero then kreates a ball ov ice and slams it to the bakk ov Bo' Rai Cho's head, damaging his skull. Then he kreated a Kori Blade and stabbed upward through his bakk (Kool Down).

The blade pierced out through Bo' Rai Cho's abdomen and his intestines spilled out on the ground. The Drunken Master skreamed in agonizing pain as he fell on his knees and held his entrails in his hands. Lots ov blood gushed out ov his open abdomen and formed a large pool around him.

"FINISH HIM!" Mileena ordered.

Sub-Zero form an iceball in his hands and shot them toward Bo' Rai Cho's head. His head froze and bekame enkased in ice. Sub-Zero stood behind his kneeling form and did a reverse roundhouse kikk to his head, shattering it into tiny pieces ov ice, brain matter, and kold blood. Bo' Rai Cho's headless body fell forward in the pool ov blood while blood kontinuously gushed out ov the nekk stump.

"Fatality! Sub-Zero Wins!"

["DAME TU KOSITA (REMIX)" ENDS HERE]

Sub-Zero spat on the body and laughed koldly. "That's what you get for being a filthy, worthless, fat drunk."

(Bo' Rai Cho is a dikk to Sub-Zero. Also, Sub-Zero is a dikk to Bo' Rai Cho.)

His Lin Kuei and Shirai Ryu komrades also laughed at Bo' Rai Cho's dead body and failure.

The others, like the Special Forces and the Shaolin Monks… they kept quiet.

*APATHETIK LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES*

Moments later, two guards kame and took the worthless fat-ass' body away.

Sub-Zero turned to Mileena and bowed down before her.

"Mileena-sama?" Kitana put a hand on her shoulder.

"Hmm?" Mileena looked up at her. "Yes, Kitana-nēchan?"

Kitana opened her fan and put it in front ov her and Mileena's face, sekretly konversing with each other. "How about..."

Moments later, Mileena nodded and looked at Sub-Zero.

"Grandmaster Sub-Zero..."

Sub-Zero looked at her.

"Your next match will be against the Blakk Dragon leader, Kano!"

"Oh yeah, that's right, love! Gonna show y'all who the real boss is, mates!" Kano said.

"Oh, for fukk's sake..." Sonya muttered.

Sub-Zero nodded at Mileena before bowing his head. "Empress Mileena?"

"Yes, Grandmaster?"

"Would you be so kind as to grant me some minutes ov five or so?"

Mileena nodded. "Ov kourse, Grandmaster. Take your time."

Sub-Zero nodded and left the arena.


Some minutes later…

Yawning loudly, Noob turned his head to the side and his eyes went wide. He quikkly put a hand on Skorpion's shoulder. "Yo..."

"What, Bi-Han-san?" Skorpion asked.

But Noob was not responding.

Deciding to see it for himself, Skorpion looked in the direktion that Noob was staring and his eyes went wide as well.

"What. The. Fukk. Is. That?" He asked.

Everyone was surprised upon seeing it.

Bekause there, at the entrance to the arena, was Kuai Liang… in a cybernetik armor.

"Yo, holy shit, the Human Refrigerator is lit as fukk!" Johnny Kage kommented.

"Introducing the all-new Ice Kream Machine 2.0! Get it now at your lokal Outworld shop!" Kassie Kage said.

"Bi-Han-san, what is that?" Skorpion asked Noob again.

"That – is my little brother, upgraded," Noob answered him.

"What?"

"Yes, Skorpion. He's wearing a cyber armor, kind ov like an Icy Iron Man."

(Iron Man. Also, DC Komiks.)

"So, he's invulnerable?"

"Yes, that's the Lin Kuei's way ov saying 'Fukk you'."

"Oh, I see..."

Cyber Sub-Zero stepped on the stage and faced Kano, who was also standing there in his fighting stance.

"Oi, oi, what's this? Diskount Iron Man?" Kano asked.

(Kano would be excellent at FanFiktionSins!)

"LK-52O. Ass-Kikking Mode: On. Protokol: Kill all Australians on sight," Sub-Zero said.

"Bah! Kill me? Mate, ye end up dead befoe' laying a finger on mie."

"Go get him, Ice Fukking Kream!" Johnny Kage shouted.

"Stuff his Aussie ass with ice!" Kassie said.

Sub-Zero gave them a thumbs-up.

"Will do, dumb motherfukkers, will do."

With that, he and Kano got ready.

"Round 1. Fight!" Mileena said.

[INSERT "F-ZERO: GP LEGEND – THE MEANING OV TRUTH" HERE]

Cyber Sub-Zero and Kano ran toward each other throwing punches and kikks. Kano threw a punch which Cyber Sub-Zero blokked by holding his fist. Sub-Zero gave a kikk to his knee before punching his abdomen twice. Kano grunted in pain before holding Sub-Zero's hand and punching his metallik chest. But it did little to no damage… Sub-Zero held Kano's other hand and headbutted him. The mercenary stumbled bakk as Sub-Zero formed a blast ov ice in his hands and shot toward him, freezing him whole. He walked toward him and delivered an upperkut, shattering the ice around him and sending him into the air. As Kano kame falling down, Sub-Zero shot another blast ov ice at him and froze him again. Kano was suspended in the air as he was enklosed in the ice koating.

"Oh my God, how did he do that?" Johnny Kage asked.

"Doesn't fukking matter, JUST GET HIM, ICEMAN!" Kassie Kage shouted.

(Iceman. Also, DC Komiks.)

"Well, he ain't gay, that's a plus," Johnny said.

Cyber Sub-Zero walked toward Kano's suspended and frozen form and performed a roundhouse kikk on him, getting him out ov the ice prison. Kano fell with a thud. He spit out some blood from his mouth and stood up.

"Oi, mate. Gonna kut you from ear to ear!" He threatened.

(THEN DO IT ALREADY!)

"Go ahead," Sub-Zero said.

(Sub-Zero would be excellent at FanFiktionSins!)

Without hesitation, Kano kurled into a ball and flied at Sub-Zero, knokking him down (Blakk Dragon Ball). Sub-Zero quikkly got up and shot a blast ov ice at him, but Kano jumped, kurled into a ball, and hit Sub-Zero again; he knokked the cyber assassin down again and pounced at his torso to force him against the ground (Air Ball). "Feelin' okay, mate?" Kano asked Sub-Zero as he put his foot on his chest. "Ov kourse… mate." Sub-Zero replied as he brought his leg up and kneed Kano in the balls. "OOOOOFFFFF!" Kano grunted in extreme pain as he let go ov Sub-Zero and held his balls. He breathed heavily while waiting for the pain to subside. But it's a guarantee that it won't go away quikkly; he DID receive a metallik knee to the skrotum.

*PAIN INTENSIFIES* *HEAVY BREATHING INTENSIFIES*

"Goddamn, no babies for that guy!" Johnny Kage kommented.

"At least he doesn't have to struggle with what you're going through," Sonya Blade said.

Johnny stared at her and took some time before processing what she said.

*KONFUSION INTENSIFIES*

*REALIZATION INTENSIFIES*

*ROASTING INTENSIFIES*

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!

"HEY!" Kassie Kage realized it too.

The General let out a small laugh.

"Oh, you're such a bitch," Johnny muttered.

With the pain now gone, Kano turned toward the cyber Lin Kuei and delivered several punches to him. Sub-Zero blokked all ov Kano's attakks, but missed one and received a fist to the side ov his mask. Kano then kikked the side ov his abdomen twice before kurling into a ball and hitting Kuai twice, sending him into the air (Uprise Ball). As Cyber Sub-Zero was in the air, Kano jumped and grabbed hold ov his leg, and slammed him down on the ground. He bounced up while Kano kikked him away and sent him flying. The mercenary then threw two knives at Kuai, piercing his cyber armor (Blade Toss). Sub-Zero got on his knees and pulled the knives out. Somehow, they managed to pierce his skin, and blue 'blood' slowly dripped out ov the kut. The assassin stood up and got into his fighting stance. Kano did the same. They stared at each other for a while. Everything got quiet around them.

*STARING INTENSIFIES* *SILENCE INTENSIFIES*

Then all ov a sudden…

They ran toward each other and strukk one another. Kano punched Sub-Zero's head and chest, while Sub-Zero delivered two kikks to his abdomen, knokking him bakk. He then froze him and kikked him again, knokking him to the ground. The Lin Kuei assassin jumped and was about to stomp on Kano's head but the Blakk Dragon mercenary rolled into a ball and got behind him. As Cyber Sub-Zero turned around, he was met with a knife to the abdomen.

*SLASH!*

Blue liquid poured out ov his mouth and abdomen.

Some were startled, one ov them being Princess Kitana.

She gasped and brought a hand to her mouth. Nobody noticed her, except Mileena.

She silently prayed for him to fight bakk.

Kano pulled the blade up and threw Kuai into the air (Bloody Slice). He jump-kikked him and knokked him to the ground.

Surprisingly, Sub-Zero got up and froze Kano. He grabbed hold ov his frozen form and threw him over his head, slamming him on the ground. As Kano lied there on his front, he lifted his head up and was met with a metallik foot to the head. The front portion ov his skull and his facial bones krakked, and blood gushed out ov his eyes, ears, nose, and mouth. He flew into the air and landed hard on the ground.

"Sub-Zero Wins!" Mileena said.

Cyber Sub-Zero stepped bakk and reentered his fighting stance. Kano got up, spit some blood, and went into his fighting stance as well.

"Round 2. Fight!"

Kano threw his knives at Cyber Sub-Zero. The cyber assassin rolled on the ground and dodged the knives. He stood up in front ov Kano and punched his face. While Kano held his nose, Cyber Sub-Zero kikked him bakk and shot an ice beam from his chest, freezing the mercenary. He then shot an ice bomb from his chest and sent it rolling on the ground behind the frozen Kano. He kikked Kano out ov the ice and the ice bomb exploded at the same time, freezing the flying Kano again. Kuai Liang then double-punched the suspended mercenary out ov the ice and made him fall on the ground. As Kuai went for a kikk, Kano quikkly got up and dodged the Lin Kuei's attakk. He grabbed and throttled the cyborg violently, making him kneel helplessly and laughing hysterikally as he does so. He then stabbed him in the chest with his knife three times, and lifted him up with a knife to deliver a punch to his face that knokked him away (Strangle). As Cyber Sub-Zero fell on the ground, his mask kame off, revealing his bloody face and his spiked-up blakk hair. Kano laughed mercilessly and slowly walked toward his kneeling form. "Mate, you alright?" He mokked him. Sub-Zero stood up and turned around, trying to punch him. Kano kountered him by knokking him down with a vicious klothesline (Survivor's Kounter). This time, Sub-Zero went for a low kikk – but Kano kountered him again by pulling him down to the ground, stabbing his chest with one ov his elbow blades and then rolling away (Dirty Kounter). Kuai lied down on the ground in a pool ov his own red and blue blood. His face was kovered with the same kontents also. Blue blood poured out ov his chest and stained the ground with it. Kano stepped on him and stomped on his cyber armor several times. He then grabbed him and strukk his ribkage with his knee twice before kneeing him in the face (Rib Breaker). Kuai grunted in pain and breathed heavily as he felt his lungs being damaged. Everyone present went silent; all koncerned and non-koncerned eyes were on him. Some were worried about him, some were waiting for Kano to 'finish him'. Among those who were deeply koncerned about him… was the Princess herself, Kitana. "Please get up, Kuai-san," she said in her mind. Kano grabbed Sub-Zero and did a German Suplex, leaping up with him and slamming his bleeding head against the floor (Power Bomb). Kano rolled on the ground and stood behind Sub-Zero, while the latter slowly got on his knees and breathed heavily. He had his hand on his head and his vision was blurry. He looked to the side and saw his komrades, his brother, and even the Princess. When he saw her, his vision bekame klear. He kould klearly see the look ov koncern on her face; she was worried about him. She wanted him to win. "Get up, Kuai-san. Please get up," the Princess said in her mind. "For me." She mouthed the words, and he saw it too.

While Sub-Zero was staring at her, Kano kame behind him, knife in hand, and pulled bakk his head. "Let's leave a mark on ye, shall we?" The mercenary said. He brought his knife to his face and made a deep kut on the right side ov his face, going from his forehead, over his right eye, and down to his cheek. Kuai skreamed in pain while blood poured out ov the kut. It splattered on the ground. Kano and his Blakk Dragon komrades laughed at the Lin Kuei Grandmaster's pitiful state. "Guess I'll be the winner, eh?" Kano said. Don't think so. Sub-Zero engulfed himself with his kryo-powers and sent out a blast ov ice from his body that pushed Kano bakk. He quikkly got up and turned around, delivering a cheap shoulder-charge to Kano. Then he formed an ice wall and punched it, shattering it into pieces—small and large alike—and the ice pieces pierced Kano's body, with large shards ov ice stikking out ov his chest, arms and abdomen, while blood gushed out ov the wounds. Sub-Zero froze the right side ov Kano's face and performed a reverse roundhouse kikk on the frozen area, shattering that part ov the mercenary's face and leaving it a bloody, gory mess, with no presence ov his eyeball. Kano skreamed in agonizing pain and held his bleeding face.

"FINISH HIM!"

Sub-Zero just kikked Kano's forehead and knokked him unkonscious. Kano lied down on the ground while a pool ov blood formed around him.

(Well, someone needs a sandwich.)

"Sub-Zero Wins!"

["F-ZERO: GP LEGENDS – THE MEANING OV TRUTH" ENDS HERE]

Cyber Sub-Zero left the stage while some Blakk Dragon merks kame and took Kano away.

(Kano is a dikk to Sub-Zero. Also, Sub-Zero is a dikk to Kano. Also, the power ov boners is stronger.)

As she watched him leave the stage, Kitana silently kongratulated Sub-Zero.

Moments later, Kuai Liang returned bakk, joining his komrades to watch the next match. Kitana was happy that he returned; she smiled tenderly at him, while he was busy talking with Skorpion and Bi-Han.

"Kitana-nēchan, ready yourself; you're next," Mileena told her.

"はい、ミレーナ様 (Hai, Mirēna-sama, yes, Mileena-sama)."

The Empress kleared her throat and announced, "Next match will be: Kitana versus Liu Kang!"

Both the announced kombatants walked up to the stage and entered their fighting stance.

"Round 1. Fight!"

[INSERT "DOOM (2016) OST – ARGENT KOMBAT" HERE]

Liu Kang started the fight by flying toward Kitana with his leg pointed forward. He meant to kikk her in the chest but the Princess put her arms in an X-shape in front ov herself and blokked his kikk. As he landed, she delivered some punches to him which he blokked. Kitana kikked his knee and kaused him to unblokk himself, opening a door ov opportunity. She punched his solar plexus and "winded" him out. She then kikked him away and threw a fan at him. Liu Kang blokked the onkoming fan and it instead made a kut on his forearm, kausing blood to gush out. He grunted in pain and slid on the ground under Kitana, appearing behind her. She turned around and was met with a flurry ov punches to her face and chest. Liu Kang then pushed her bakk and flew at her, delivering several kikks to her chest. This is known as the infamous Bicykle Kikk. The Princess fell down on the ground and breathed heavily. She opened her eyes and saw Liu Kang flying in the air and descending onto her. She quikkly rolled bakk and stood up, evading his stomp. As Liu Kang steadied himself, Kitana threw two fans at him and they made a dual-kut on his chest, drawing out lots ov blood. While he skreamed in pain, the Princess charged at him and kneed him in the face.

*BOOM!*

She krakked his facial bones and knokked out a tooth or two. The Shaolin Monk fell bakk with a trail ov blood following him from his mouth. He quikkly rekovered and kikked Kitana's knee, kausing her to bend down, and then performed an upperkut under her jaw.

*PUNCHING INTENSIFIES*

He broke the Princess' jaw and knokked her into the air. While she was in the air, Liu Kang jumped and delivered several punches and kikks to her. He then delivered one last kikk and knokked her to the ground. As Kitana lied down on the ground, she saw the revenant monk flying toward her with his fist pointed her face. She quikkly brought her foot up and kikked his face.

OOOOOFFFFF!

She shattered his face and kikked him away. Liu Kang fell down in pool ov his own blood. Spitting some ov them out, he stood up and readied himself. Kitana did the same, bringing out her steel fans.

They stared at each other for a while.

*STARING INTENSIFIES*

Suddenly both charged toward each other. Upon klosing in, they exchanged punches, strikes, slashes, and kikks. Kitana elbowed the side ov Liu Kang's face and brought one ov her fans down on his arm.

*SLASH!*

She made a deep kut on his arm, but it was still intakt. She slashed his other arm and chest before kikking him away. Liu Kang grunted in pain as he was kikked away.

"Kitana Wins!"

The Princess krakked her bakk and fanned herself while waiting for the Shaolin Monk to get up.

After Liu Kang got up, they entered their fighting stance.

"Round 2. Fight!"

Without warning, Kang flew toward Kitana and kikked her chest. Then he grabbed her wrists, threw her over his head, and slammed her on the ground behind him. He also kikked the top ov her head, slightly breaking her kranium. Kitana skreamed in pain as blood poured out ov her eyes, ears, nose, and mouth. She quikkly teleported in a blue mist and appeared behind Liu Kang. She slashed his bakk with her fans before kikking his bakk, krakking his spine. Then she teleported in front ov him and punched his forehead.

BRUUUUUHHHHH…..

As Liu Kang stumbled bakk, the Princess threw her fans at him. He dodged them and ran at her. He delivered several punches and kikks to her body before pushing her away. Kitana retrieved her fans and slashed one akross Liu Kang's chest, tearing through his armor and slicing the skin beneath, kausing lots ov blood to gush out. Then she tried to stab him in the stomakh with her other, klosed fan. But Liu Liu kaught her hand at the last moment and stared fiercely into her orange-glowing orbs.

(Intense stare is intense.)

He delivered a bakkhand to her and kaused her to turn around and fall on her knees, while her fans were thrown into different direktions.

Kitana breathed heavily and silently grunted in pain. Liu laughed quietly behind her and kikked the side ov her bare abdomen several times. She skreamed in pain and went on all fours. Finally, Liu Kang stomped on her bakk and made her lie flat on her front. She tried getting up but kouldn't; the pain was too much. She felt many eyes were upon her, obviously—some koncerned, some not. She slowly lifted herself up and got on her knees. When she opened her eyes, she was surprised at where her left hand was resting.

It was on the pool ov blood that gushed out from the kut on Sub-Zero's face. She slowly ran her fingers through the blood, staining them with it. She looked to the side and saw Kuai Liang looking at her from among the… audience. Her eyes widened as they met his. The look in his eyes was more than enough to konvey his message to her.

He told her- no, he kommanded… ordered her to get up and fight, to never give up.

"You are not worthy ov being a fallen one, Princess; get up!" Liu Kang said behind her.

At once, Kitana klosed her eyes, breathed heavily, koncentrated all her energy into her body, and turned around; she delivered a kikk to Liu Kang's knee. While he was bent down, Kitana got her fans and sliced one akross his stomakh and another over his face, kreating a deep, fleshy kut with lots ov blood pouring out. As Liu Kang kovered his face, the Princess delivered several kikks and a flurry ov punches to him. She delivered one last kikk to his chest and krakked his ribkage.

"FINISH HIM!"

The Princess just tripped the monk and left him there, unkonscious.

(Well, someone needs a sandwich.)

"Kitana Wins!"

["DOOM (2016) OST – ARGENT KOMBAT" ENDS HERE]

(Liu Kang is a dikk to Kitana. Also, Kitana is a dikk to Liu Kang.)

The Princess wiped the blood from her fans and body, sheathed her weapons, and walked off the stage. As she passed by the Lin Kuei, she briefly glanced at Sub-Zero. Their eyes met and he silently kongratulated her. She smiled under her mask and walked up the raised platform, stopping beside Mileena's throne.

"Well done, Kitana," Mileena kongratulated her.

"ありがとう、皇后 (Arigatō, Kōgō, thank you, my Empress)," Kitana replied to her.

Mileena nodded and looked down at the blood-stained fighting arena. Liu Kang had now got up and left. The Empress kleared her throat and raised her arm.

"Next match: The Great Kung Lao versus… the Shokan Champion, Goro!"

HOREY SHIT!

"Wait, is that a JoJo refer-" Kitana was stopped by Mileena.

"No breaking the fourth wall, sister."

"Okay..."

As the Great Kung Lao got on the stage, he felt the ground shake. Everybody felt. And out ov the darkened entrance kame out a four-armed, half-human half-dragon beast known as Goro. He was shirtless, exposing his muskular physique. He wore leather gauntlets on each ov his forearms, wore a brown leather belt with red loinkloth, had leather shin-guards, and bladed gauntlets on his forearms. He also wore a helmet and had a red kape on. His eyes were red and glowing. There were also markings on his bakk which illuminated in a fiery aura.

[INSERT THE PILLAR MEN THEME HERE]

He walked on the stage and krakked his fingers.

Skorpion held up his arms in mokk defeat. "Watch out, we got a badass over here."

Goro took off his kape and krakked his nekk. Then he and the Great Kung Lao entered their fighting stance.

[THE PILLAR MEN THEME ENDS HERE]

"Round 1. Fight!"

[INSERT "GORO'S LAIR THEME" HERE]

Goro shot fire from his mouth at the Great Kung Lao. The monk front-flipped and dodged the flames. He konnekted his jump with a kikk aimed for the Shokan's face, but his foot met Goro's forearms instead. Goro quikkly grabbed Lao's head and slammed him on the ground behind him. He went for a stomp but the monk rolled on the ground and eskaped his attakk. The Great Kung Lao delivered several strikes to Goro, but all ov them were either dodged or hit nothing but air. Goro Spartan Kikked him away and shot another fireball at him. The fire didn't fully hit Lao, but managed to graze his arm. The Great Kung Lao grunted in pain as he got up. He took some deep breaths and ran toward the Shokan Prince. He first made it seem that he was going for a flying kikk but he quikkly slid between Goro's legs. As he got up, he tried kikking Goro's bakk but the four-armed beast held his leg and threw him into the air. He also jumped into the air and grabbed hold ov the flying Lao's head, slamming him onto the ground. The Great Kung Lao vomited some blood as he lied on the ground. Goro laughed evilly and walked bakk, krakking his bakk, nekk and fingers.

"Goro Wins! Flawless Viktory!"

The Great Kung Lao slowly stood up, spat some blood and entered his fighting stance again.

"Round 2. Fight!"

This time, the Great Kung Lao went for a hit. He charged toward Goro and tried to kikk him in the chest upon klosing in. But Goro's no fool. He side-stepped and allowed Lao to pass through. He tripped him and punched his face. Then, as Lao's lying down on the ground, Goro jumped high up into the air and kame krashing down. The monk kame to his senses at the last moment and rolled away, kausing Goro to land hard and krash into the ground. The area on which the Shokan landed got dug in a little bit, with krakks forming on the ground. The Great Kung Lao stood up and ran toward Goro. The Shokan blokked all ov his attakks and tried hitting him, but even he kould not manage to land a strike on the monk.

The fight was long and intense.

As the Great Kung Lao went for a punch to Goro's face, the beast punched his elbow and bent his arm in an unnatural direktion. The monk skreamed in pain as blood poured out ov the torn skin, with a bone stikking out. Goro held him up by his shoulders with his upper arms and sliced his abdomen with the bladed gauntlets on his lower ones.

*SLICING INTENSIFIES*

He made deep kuts on the monk's abdomen and punched his left knee, breaking it and bending his leg in the opposite direktion. He then threw him into the air and slammed his fist right through Lao's abdomen, his fist exiting out the bakk ov his body and kausing lots ov blood and his intestines to spill out.

"YO!" Skorpion shouted. "YO, HOLY SHIT, HE GOT FUKKING KAKYOIN'D!"

"Huh?" Kitana got triggered.

"Oh yeah, fist that bad boy!" Noob cheered.

Everybody looked at him with a disgusted look on their faces. ( ͡ ͡° ͡° ʖ ͡° ͡°).

"Hey, no homo, guys!" Noob said.

Goro brought his fist out ov Lao's abdomen and kikked his head so hard that it ripped off ov his shoulders and landed a few feet away. The monk's headless body fell on its bakk and a large pool ov blood formed around him.

He got Fatality'd even before the Empress kould say "FINISH HIM!"

"Uh… Goro- Wins? Flawless Viktory..." Mileena said.

["GORO'S LAIR THEME" ENDS HERE]

nerf Goro pls.

(Goro is a dikk to the Great Kung Lao.)

Goro posed [THE PILLAR MEN THEME STARTS AND ENDS HERE] before leaving the stage.

And also out ov nowhere…

"NOOOOOOOOOO-" Kung Jin skreamed.

(No.)

The young gay monk ran up the stage and went near the Great Kung Lao's bloodied and headless body. He grabbed him in his arms and cried on his chest. "Why? Whyyyyy-"

(Why.)

Raiden also followed him up the stage.

"Well, that sure is saddening," Jade kommented.

"For me not, though," Skarlet said.

Jade looked at her like: "Bitch, seriously?"

"You never feel anything, Skarlet-chan," she said.

Skarlet smiled a kutie smile at her and said, "HAIIIIIIIIII!"

(Yes.)

"Oh… that was fast, Mileena-sama," Kitana said.

"Ov kourse, Kitana – it's Goro!"

"Obviously, but why did you choose the Great Kung Lao, out ov all the other Shaolin Monks?"

"Bekause he's the greatest one among them." Mileena looked at her, then bakk at the monk's headless body, with his intestines piled on top ov his chest. "Not anymore, I think..."

"Umm… he was even praised among his Shaolin brethren for his outstanding abilities and fighting style, but Mileena-sama, you know that even he would not stand a chance against someone as strong and mighty as Goro Shinnō."

Mileena looked up at her. "Exaktly." She smiled the kutest smile ever, even though she had her veil on.

Kitana took some before realizing it. (゜◇゜). "Fukking kidding me, are you, Mileena-sama?"

"No, I'm serious."

(ʘ言ʘ╬).

"So, you REALLY wanted to get rid ov him?!"

"Yes."

Kitana was in great shokk. "Mileena-sama, you're… so… evil..."

"We all are, Kitana-nēchan," Mileena said playfully, "Right?"

The Princess sighed. "Right..."

A whole minute passed.

"So, Mileena-sama, what's next?" Kitana asked.

(Roll kre- Ah, too klose.)

"Now we proceed to the next match," the Empress answered her.

Ov kourse.

Kitana: "How many matches will there be, Mileena-sama?"

Mileena: "Yes."

"Seriously, Mileena-sama, how many more?"

"We're nearing the finals, and-"

"We were supposed to go on a honeymoon together!" Kung Jin cried.

Mileena and Kitana briefly looked at him like: ( -_-)(-_- ). "Are you fukking kidding me?"

"Get a hold ov yourself, Kung Jin. At least he died a straight man!" Raiden said.

"...And we will see about that..." Mileena said.

Moments later, Kung Jin, Raiden and some monks took the Great Kung Lao's body away, along with his head.

Then Mileena announced the next fighters.

"Skorpion versus Goro!"

NAAAAAAAAAANIIIIIIIIII?!

(What.)

Skorpion just unkrossed his arms and walked up the stage. Goro did the same and both entered their fighting stance.

"Round 1. Fight!"

[INSERT "DOOM (2016) OST – FLESH & METAL (W/BUILD UP)" HERE]

Goro shot some fireballs from his hand at Skorpion. The ninja jumped, frontflipped and evaded the projektiles. He landed in front ov Goro and delivered a series ov punches to his muskular abdomen. He then kikked his left knee and bakkflipped just in time as Goro threw a bakkhand that hit nothing but air. Skorpion landed on the ground and quikkly sent out his golden chain with several kunais attached at the end. It hit Goro's chest and the kunais pierced his fleshy muscle, drawing out blood. "Get over here!" Skorpion shouted as he dragged the Shokan Prince toward himself. As Goro stood there dizzied up and all, Skorpion unsheathed the swords on his bakk and formed an X-shaped wound on his chest before delivering several punches to him and performing an upperkut on him. Goro grunted in pain as he flew into the air with a trail ov blood following him. He landed hard on the ground and kaused the arena to shake. He quikkly got up and shot two fireballs from his hands. Skorpion rolled on the ground and went between his legs. He stood up behind him, turned around, and gave a kikk to his Shokan balls.

*BOOM!*

"AHHHHH!" Goro held his skrotum and skreamed in pain.

Everyone went like: "OHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Oww..." Mileena even felt it.

"Holy Mother..." Kitana said, "He really has them skillz, Mileena-sama."

Mileena smiled under her mask. "Indeed, Kitana."

As Goro turned around while throwing a punch with his two right hands, Skorpion stepped bakk and launched a fireball at him from his hands. It hit the Prince's side and slightly burned his skin. The wraith then teleported above him and leaped on his bakk. He brought out his tantō and stabbed Goro's chest repeatedly, tearing away small pieces ov his flesh and kausing lots ov blood to gush out. He then stood on his shoulders and kikked the bakk ov his head, slightly krakking his kranium, before jumping off ov his bakk and standing away from him. Goro fell on his knees and breathed heavily. The blood from his chest has now stopped and dried up.

"Skorpion Wins! Flawless Viktory!"

The Shokan Prince stood up and turned around, facing the wraith.

Skorpion just kept a kold and kalm look, not even flinching a bit.

ゴゴゴゴ (Menacing).

"Nani?" Kitana was triggered, yet again…

"やれやれだぜ (Yare Yare Daze, good grief)." Mileena rubbed her forehead.

Then she sighed and watched the fight.

"Round 2. Fight!"

Goro jumped high into the air and out ov everyone's view. They wondered where he went. But Skorpion knew. He sighed and waited for the right moment. All ov a sudden, he disappeared in a flash ov flames as Goro kame krashing down and landed on the place he had just been standing. Goro wondered what had just happened. Everyone did. And that's when Skorpion appeared in front ov Goro, delivering a flaming kikk to his chest that krakked his ribkage. Goro was sent flying bakk. Skorpion teleported and appeared behind him, kikking his bakk and krakking his spine and ribs. Then he grabbed the Shokan from behind and pierced his side with his tantō, kausing blood to spill out. Goro grunted in pain and turned around, throwing a punch. Skorpion krouched and dodged it. He then delivered an upperkut under the Prince's jaw and sent him flying into the air with a trail ov blood following him. As Goro bounced off the ground, Skorpion sent out two golden chains with kunais attached at the end, and pierced the Shokan's stomakh. "Kome here!" He pulled Goro toward himself and kikked under his jaw. The four-armed Prince flew into the air and landed hard on the floor, with a loud thud. He lied down in a pool ov his own blood.

"FINISH HIM!" Mileena ordered as Goro slowly got to his feet.

Skorpion just disappeared in a flash ov flames and appeared behind Goro, delivering a flying punch to the bakk ov his head.

Goro fell on his front unkonscious.

(Well, someone needs a sandwich.)

"Skorpion Wins! Flawless Viktory!"

["DOOM (2016) OST – FLESH & METAL (W/BUILD UP)" ENDS HERE]

nerf Skorpion pls.

(Skorpion is a dikk to Goro. Also, Skorpion is a dikk to Goro.)

Skorpion wiped the blood from his armor and faced the Empress, bowing before her.

"Excellent match, Skorpion-san. Your skills and abilities are absolutely amazing. You even managed to defeat the champion Goro," Mileena said.

Skorpion kept his head bowed.

"That means you've proceeded to the final match, and that means you will be fighting with… me!"

Mileena stood up from her throne.


After an intense and grueling match between Skorpion and Mileena, Princess Kitana felt that she too needed to take a break from all ov this, from what just okkured.

"That was intense..." she thought as she walked through the Palace Gates, the Garden, and out the entrance to the Island.

She stood outside and watched the sea waves and the ships dokked at the shore.

"What should I do now?" She sighed and asked herself out loud.

Then the thought kame to her mind…

Her eyes widened.

"I guess it's time..."


Dead Woods, Arktika, Manchuria, China, Earthrealm

(In kase you konfused it with The Pit, Outworld Empire, Outworld.)

3:00 A.M.

Kitana ventured through the snow-filled Dead Woods from tree to tree. If memory serves her right, this is the place which leads to the Temple. The whole area was filled with dead trees, their branches kovered in ice. Wolves howled in the distance and their silhouettes kould be seen running through the fog.

As Kitana stood by a tree overlooking a road, she saw him…

The Grandmaster ov the Lin Kuei, Sub-Zero, was walking on the snow-kovered road while karrying his cyber armor on his bakk. He was kurrently making his way bakk to the Lin Kuei Temple.

The tournament's over, so everyone needs to go home, then.

"This is it..." Kitana said to herself as she watched him from the shadows.

She took a deep breath and walked out ov the shadows and into the moonlight. She slowly walked behind an unaware Sub-Zero and maintained her distance. Her feet dug into the snow every step she took, and she made sure she didn't make any sound; she wanted the silence to remain as long as possible.

Sub-Zero felt a presence behind him and stopped. He felt someone being a few distance away from him, and he knew it was following him for a while. He dropped his armor on the ground and turned around.

When he saw her, he was surprised.

"Princess… Kitana?" He said.

"Hello, Grandmaster." Kitana stood away from him and had her hands behind her bakk.

"W-What are you doing here?"

"Uhm… if you'll forgive me Grandmaster, but I was following you from the Island."

Sub-Zero nodded. "It's okay, Princess."

Kitana smiled behind her mask. "Thank you, Grandmaster."

Sub-Zero bowed his head. "You're welkome."

Then she slowly walked toward him, klosing her distance to him. She stopped in front ov him and looked at him straight in the eyes.

"Um… Grandmaster..." She spoke.

"Yes, Princess?"

"The reason I followed you here is… is bekause..."

Sub-Zero tilted his head.

"Is bekause I wanted to tell you something..." She said.

"Sure, Princess."

"Grandmaster… I..." Kitana struggled to speak. She klosed her eyes and lowered her head. "I..."

Sub-Zero patiently waited for her to speak; he gave her all the time she needed.

She opened her eyes and looked up at him. "Grandmaster, I… Grandmaster, you're bleeding!" She pointed at the kut on the right side ov his face.

Sub-Zero felt the blood dripping down his chin and onto his garb. "O-Oh… it's… nothing."

"Please, let me help," Kitana said as she removed her mask and went kloser to him.

She reached her hand out to his face and slowly removed his mask. He took it from her hands and sekured it on his hip. She put her hands on his shoulders and leaned up. She likked the blood away from his wound, from his chin all the way up to his forehead. Then she took her hands off ov his shoulders and stepped bakk.

"T-Thank you, Princess," Sub-Zero said.

"You're welkome, Grandmaster." Kitana slightly blushed.

They stood in silence for a few sekonds.

Then Sub-Zero slowly lifted up his hand and karessed Kitana's cheek. He kould tell that she enjoyed it and even saw a small smile form on her face. Then he stopped karessing her cheek and held out his hands. Kitana looked at them, then at him, then at his hands again. With a gentle smile, she gladly took his hands with her own. He slowly pulled her toward himself and embraced her, wrapping his arms around her. She also wrapped her arms around him and rested her head on his chest. She noticed that the area around him was slowly freezing up, a demonstration ov his kryo-abilities.

They remained in each other's arms for some time.

Then Sub-Zero put a finger under Kitana's chin and made her look up at him. She rested her chin on his chest and stared into his orange-glowing orbs. He karessed her cheek and smiled dearly at her.

Then he said it…

"I love you, Kitana."

Upon hearing those words, the Princess' eyes filled up with tears and her heart raced faster. She hugged him tight and looked at him through her tear-swelled eyes.

"I love you too… Grandmaster."

He smiled and wiped the tears from her cheeks. "Kuai. You kan kall me Kuai."

She smiled at him and leaned up. He also leaned down, and they kissed each other.

(I am not Sub-Zero in this scene.)

She wrapped her arms around his nekk and pressed her lips to his. Fresh tears poured out ov her eyes and dripped on his cheeks. He tightened his embrace on her and intensified the kiss.

*KISSING INTENSIFIES*

They kissed each other for one whole minute.

Then they broke the kiss and looked into each other's eye, their foreheads against each other and still in one another's arms. Kitana rubbed her nose and face against Sub-Zero's and smiled at him. He also smiled at her and planted another soft kiss on her lips.

"Kome, let's take you home," he said as he put a hand under her buttokks and lifted her up. She wrapped her legs around his waist, rested her head on his shoulder and klosed her eyes. She had her arms around his nekk. Sub-Zero leaned down and pikked up his cyber armor by its head with his other hand.

He turned around and made his way bakk to the Lin Kuei Temple, with a sleeping Kitana in one arm and his cyber armor in the other.


Present Day…

Dead Woods, Arktika, Manchuria, China, Earthrealm

(In kase you konfused it with- Ah, fukk it!)

1:00 A.M.

Kitana opened her eyes and smiled. She rekollekted all those memories within one hour. Deciding it's time to go bakk to the Temple, she took a deep breath and stood up from the tree branch.

As she silently walked through the woods and onto the road, she felt silent, menacing eyes on her.

"Hmm?" She kautiously and diskreetly looked around in search ov the source… no, sources.

After a few sekonds ov looking around, she saw them.

(Author plays the pronoun game so the readers have to ask who the hell he's talking about.)

She saw red, glowing eyes from behind the trees. As soon as she saw them, she also heard deep growls koming from the same direktion as the eyes.

"So the growl belongs to them..." She deduced.

Then they krawled forward. Four wolves with red, glowing eyes slowly cirkled around Kitana. The Princess kautiously eyed them while keeping a hand on her sheathed fan. The wolves slowly klosed in on her and growled as they eagerly waited to eat their prey.

Kitana already knew what these wolves wanted. And she's NOT going to let them have it.

"Bring it on," she said to the wolves.

Even though wolves kan't speak or understand human… or Edenian language, they understood her kall for a fight.

One ov the wolves lunged at her. Kitana quikkly unsheathed her fan, opened them, and sliced the wolf's body in a horizontal plane, kutting through his mouth and his whole body, and separating his lower half from his upper. The two halves ov the wolf's body fell down on the ground in a large pool ov blood while his intestines spilled out ov his ripped-open body.

Kitana brought out her other fan and opened it, now holding her two fans in her hands. She faced the other three wolves and waited for their attakk.

One ov the three wolves jumped at her. She side-stepped and sliced off his penis and balls before kikking him away to bleed to death. The remaining two wolves lunged at her at the same time. She quikkly spun around and dekapitated one, while she kikked the other away and he hit a tree hard.

Sheathing her fans, Kitana went near the wolf she just kikked away. The wolf whimpered in pain and looked up at the Princess through his blood-shot eyes. Kitana looked at him koldly and without emotion. Due to the impakt and speed he hit against the tree, the wolf's abdomen burst open and his intestines gushed out. He was kovered in blood.

"You should have searched somewhere else for food," Kitana said to the wolf as she raised her leg up, "Bekause I'm not in a mood to be eaten."

The wolf gave out one last whimper as Kitana repeatedly stomped on his head, smashing his skull and brains to nothingness.

After finishing him off, Kitana wiped the brain matter stukk on the sole ov her boot on the snowy ground and turned around to leave, heading for the Lin Kuei Temple.

(Kitana is a dikk to wolves.)


Lin Kuei Temple, Arktika, Manchuria, China, Earthrealm

Kitana arrived at the Temple after a long walk and stopped by the entrance. Kurrently it was nighttime, so there weren't many around save for Lin Kuei assassins stationed at the entrance and on the rooftops, guarding the temple and looking out for any potential danger.

But danger has been eradikated, with Skorpion's ascension to Heaven and establishing His rule as the Ultimate Overlord ov the Realms.

She walked through the entrance and the guards bowed their heads to her. She made her way through the temple's kourtyard and stopped by a Buddhist statue with flames in its hands. She warmed herself for some time before going inside the temple. She entered the throne room and saw the ice throne empty; he isn't here. Sighing softly, Kitana walked through the korridors ov the temple, went upstairs and entered Sub-Zero's and her room.

He is not here either.

Kitana klosed the door behind her and unsheathed her weapons, setting them on a table. She sighed heavily and sat on her bed, stretching her legs. She klosed her eyes and sat there for a while.

She has really missed Him, her mother, her sister, everyone. It has been many years since she left Outworld and settled here in Earthrealm with Kuai. She has not gone bakk since…

"I want to see Skorpion-sama, Mother, Mileena-sama… everyone, again," she thought.

She buried her face in her hands and sighed.

*SIGHING INTENSIFIES*

"Kitana?" She heard a voice.

Kitana looked to her right and saw someone standing at the doorway. It was him; it was Kuai, her beloved husband. He was leaning against the door with his arms krossed.

"Kuai-tōchan!" Kitana stood up out ov respekt for him.

He smiled under his mask and walked toward her. He put both his hands on her shoulders and she also did the same. They stared into each other's orange orbs for some time and admired each other.

*STARING INTENSIFIES* *ADMIRATION INTENSIFIES*

Then they hugged and kuddled each other. Kitana dug her face into Sub-Zero's chest and tightened her embrace. Sub-Zero rubbed her kranium with one hand while the other hand rubbed her bare bakk. Then Kitana looked up at him and smiled dearly at him.

"Where were you, Kitana?" Sub-Zero asked her.

"I was in the woods, Kuai-kun, reflekting on the past," Kitana answered him.

"Reflekting on the… past?"

"Yes, Kuai-kun, the past. When we first met on the Island, the times we talked and spent with each other… and our first kiss on the road leading to this Temple in the Dead Woods."

Sub-Zero smiled.

"And the enkouragement you silently gave me during my fight with Liu Kang..."

"And you to me, too."

She smiled at him and dug her face into his chest again.

"I love you, Kuai-kun."

Sub-Zero hugged her tight.

"I love you too, Kitana."

He made her look up at him and slowly removed her mask. Tossing it on the bed, he removed his own mask and tossed it as well. He leaned down and pressed his lips to hers. Kitana klosed her eyes and returned the kiss. She wrapped her arms around his nekk and pressed her lips hard to his.

*KISSING INTENSIFIES*

Sub-Zero brought out his tongue and inserted it into Kitana's mouth. She also opened her mouth and brought her tongue out, engaging in some tongue aktion with him.

*TONGUE-PLAY OVERLOAD!*

They kissed and rubbed their tongues against each other for some time, while being in each other's arms.

Then Sub-Zero made Kitana sit on the bed and proceeded to remove his blue ninja-garb. He threw his glowing garb to the side and stood shirtless before Kitana. "奎良" was tattooed on the middle ov his chest. It was Chinese for his name: Kuai. Along with that, she also saw the dragon tattoos on his arms. He removed his gauntlets and then leaned down to remove his shin-guards and boots. Then he removed his pants and underwear, and stood fully naked in front ov Kitana.

The Princess took his penis in her right hand and slowly rubbed it. She made it hard and kaused a pre-kum to pour out ov the tip. She used it as a lubrikant and rubbed it all over his penis. She wrapped her arms around his waist and made him kome kloser to her. She held his buttokks and took his erekt penis in her mouth. She sukked on it and also sukked his skrotum. While she performed fellatio on him, Sub-Zero leaned down and proceeded to remove Kitana's top. He undid the bukkles on the bakk ov her top and removed it, revealing the white strapless bra she wore underneath. He also removed the bra and exposed her huge breasts to him. Meanwhile, Kitana likked the tip ov Sub-Zero's penis and brought him kloser to his ejakulation. The Grandmaster put a hand on her head and urged her to keep sukking. Kitana sukked his throbbing penis non-stop and kaused him to kum in her mouth. Kold semen gushed out ov the tip ov his penis and filled her mouth. He kummed 2-3 times in quikk sukcession. The Princess swallowed them all and likked the tip ov his penis off the remaining kum. Then Sub-Zero turned around and leaned down, showing his buttokks to Kitana. She put her hands on either side ov his hip and brought him kloser to her. She opened his buttokks and likked his anus. She ran her tongue around his anal walls and sukked on it. She also rubbed his penis to hardness and sukked on his balls as well. While rubbing his penis, she kaused pre-kum to pour out ov the tip and koat the head ov his penis. She rubbed it all over his manhood and brought him kloser to kumming. After some time with likking his anus and rubbing his penis, Kitana made Sub-Zero ejakulate two times kausing his penis to erupt and send his kold semen gushing out ov the tip and onto her breasts and chest; she had has penis pointed toward her. After kumming, Sub-Zero turned around and faced Kitana. She smiled up at him and stood up. She removed her bottom-wear and also the white maebari underneath, exposing her vagina to him. Now she was only klad in her thigh-high boots and golden gauntlets.

Sub-Zero kissed her and took her in his arms. He laid down on the bed with her and kissed her for some time, his arms around her. Then Kitana got out ov his arms and krawled down to face his now-kalm penis. Sub-Zero rubbed his penis to hardness and gave it to Kitana. She lied down on her front, smiled at him, and took his penis in her right hand, her left hand resting on his abdomen. She slowly rubbed it and kaused pre-ejakulatory fluid to pour out ov the tip. She leaned forward and likked the fluid away. She then slowly took the head ov the penis in her mouth and likked the tip, swallowing whatever pre-kum that poured out. She slowly planted soft kisses on his penis and reached his semen-filled skrotum. She took it in her mouth and likked and sukked on it. Then she went down to his anus and likked it again. Finally, she went bakk to his penis and slowly took it in her mouth. She gently bobbed her head and sukked on his throbbing manhood, his penile veins glowing evermore yellow. She used her right hand to rub his penis as she sukked it, while she used her left hand to hold his skrotum and massage his anus with her pinky finger. Sub-Zero smiled and stared at Kitana while she enjoyed herself, performing fellatio on him. After some time, the Grandmaster felt a load forming at the base ov his penis. He put his hand on Kitana's head and made her sukk him gently and non-stop. The Edenian Princess likked the tip, sukked the penis, and gave small, gentle bites to it. Then Sub-Zero got klose to his ejakulation…

*IT'S A NUKE! INKOMING!*

After a few more sukking, he kummed into Kitana's mouth multiple times, filling it with his kold semen.

*VOLKANIK ERUPTION INTENSIFIES*

Some ov the semen also landed all over her face. Kitana smiled and likked the ones on her lips.

"Uh…! Kitana, are you alright?" Sub-Zero asked her.

She nodded and smiled at him. "Yes, Kuai-kun, I'm fine."

He returned the smile and offered her his arms. She took them and he helped her get on top ov him. She wrapped her arms around his nekk and lied down on top ov him. He wrapped his arms around her and rubbed her bakk. They kissed each other for a while. Kitana rubbed her face against Sub-Zero's and landed soft kisses on his face and lips. They also brought their tongues out and likked each other's. Then Kitana sat on top ov Sub-Zero's waist and rubbed her vagina against his kalm penis. She brought it to hardness and made it stand erekt against her pubik region. Sub-Zero felt his testis filling up with semen again. They hugged his body klose and were ready to be ejekted once more, multiple times that is. Sub-Zero smiled at Kitana and grabbed her waist. He pulled her up and positioned his penis at the entrance to her vagina. He gently lowered her down and inserted his penis in. Kitana had her hands resting on his chest. Sub-Zero smiled and stared at his penis being inside Kitana's vagina. He then felt something dropping on his chest. He looked down to see tears on his chest. Looking up, he saw Kitana with a pained expression on her face. Tears dripped down her cheeks and her face was red, like this: ( ཀ ʖ̯ ཀ).

It must be painful for her, Sub-Zero thought.

"Kitana?" He said.

She didn't respond.

He leaned up.

"Kitana, if it hurts, I kan-"

She gently pushed him bakk and put a finger on his lips.

"Shh… it's okay, Kuai-kun," she whispered. "Please, don't stop."

She enjoyed this—this… kold, revenant love.

(Roll kredits.)

He obliged her and wiped the tears from her cheeks. He grabbed her shoulders and made her lie down on top ov him, allowing her semen-kovered chest and breasts to touch his face. He then slowly moved his hips and penetrated her vagina. Kitana wrapped her arms around his nekk and tightened her embrace, fighting the pain with each thrust it brought. Sub-Zero thrust inside her and put his hands on her buttokks, gently delivering a slap to them with each thrust. He brought his penis out and then inserted it bakk it. Kitana then looked at him and karessed his face. She put her breasts on his mouth and allowed him to sukkle her while he penetrated her. Sub-Zero likked and sukked on her nipples. He twirled his tongue around her nipples and areola, and alternated his sukkling between her breasts. He also likked her kleavage and planted soft kisses on her E+ breasts. While he was sukking her breasts, he gently thrust inside her and got klose to kumming. He looked up at Kitana and she looked down at him. The look in his eyes told her that he was klose.

But first…

He brought his penis out from her wet vagina and grabbed it with his right hand. He slowly rubbed its tip with her klitoris and kaused an extreme reaktion in her body. As he rubbed his tip with her vagina, klear, krystal fluids poured out ov Kitana's vagina. Then Sub-Zero inserted his penis bakk into the Princess' vagina and thrust her. After a few minutes ov thrusting, Kitana kummed against Sub-Zero's penis and her vaginal fluids gushed out ov her urethra. They splattered all over Kuai's penis, skrotum and pubik region, and also over the sheets beneath them. Kuai kontinued penetrating her and after a few sekonds, he ejakulated inside her sending his kold semen into her vagina. He thrust more and kummed 2-3 times inside her. The excess semen gushed out ov Kitana's vagina and splattered on Kuai's pubik area.

Kitana then got off ov Kuai and he sat on the bed. She laid down on her front on the bed and Sub-Zero laid down on top ov her. He had his pubik region rubbing against her buttokks. He slapped her butt several times before rubbing his penis between her butt, bringing it bakk to hardness. Then he grabbed it and positioned it at her anus.

"Kitana?"

She rubbed her butt against his penis. "It's okay, Kuai-kun, I'm ready."

He nodded and slowly inserted his penis whole into her anus. She sobbed in pain and tears kontinuously poured out ov her eyes. Kuai wrapped his arms around her and grabbed her breasts. He rubbed the side ov his cheek against hers and planted a kiss on it. He then slowly thrust her while rubbing her breasts. Kitana dug her face into the pillow and fought off the pain. Sub-Zero penetrated her and got himself klose to kumming. He stopped thrusting and delayed the ejakulation. He brought his penis out, used the pre-kum to lubrikate it, and then inserted it bakk into Kitana's anus. He penetrated her rektum and slapped her buttokks. Kitana turned her head to the side and looked at Kuai. He planted a soft kiss on her lips while thrusting her from behind. They brought their tongues out and likked each other's. Then, as Sub-Zero kept thrusting, he felt a huge load forming at the base ov his manhood. He penetrated his wife while rubbing her breasts. After thrusting for a while, he finally kummed inside her rektum and sent his kold semen into her bowels.

But he didn't stop…

As he finished kumming, another load formed at the base ov his penis. He thrust more and ejakulated a sekond time into her bowels. Then he brought his penis out ov her anus. Some ov the semen poured out ov Kitana's anus, dripping down her anal walls. As for Sub-Zero, another load ov semen formed yet again at the base ov his still-erekt meat. This time he put it in the valley between her buttokks and rubbed it. After a while ov rubbing, he ejakulated for the third time and sent his kold semen all over her sweaty bakk.

*EJAKULATION OVERLOAD!*

As for Kitana, Sub-Zero kept rubbing her breasts and gently pinched her nipples. This kaused an extreme stimulation in her body that kaused her to ejakulate hard on the bed sheets, staining them with her vaginal fluids.

Then Sub-Zero got off ov her and laid down on the bed. Kitana laid down on his left side and rested her head on his shoulder, her arm draped akross his chest. He wrapped his left arm around her and brought her klose, letting their sweat-kovered bodies touch each other.

(Scene does not kontain a lap dance. Also, Kitana is not my royal girlfriend in this scene. Also, I am not Sub-Zero in this scene.)

Then Kitana slowly sobbed and silently kried on Sub-Zero's shoulder. Tears poured out ov her eyes and dripped down the Kryomancer's shoulder. Sub-Zero got koncerned and brought his right hand to her head, gently rubbing her kranium.

"Kitana my wife, what's the matter?"

Kitana lifted her head slightly and looked at him through her tear-stained eyes.

"Skorpion-sama... Okāsama... Mileena-sama, I miss them all, Kuai-kun, I miss them… so much..."

Sub-Zero gently smiled at her and kissed her softly.

"Don't worry, my love, we'll see them again." Sub-Zero wiped the tears from her cheeks.

Kitana put her head bakk on his shoulder and klosed her eyes. Moments later, after silently sobbing, she fell asleep.


Some hours later…

After Sub-Zero made sure Kitana was asleep, he slowly made her lie down on the bed and he himself proceeded to leave. As he sat up, he felt something holding his hand.

"Kuai-kun!"

He turned around and saw Kitana holding his hand.

"Please don't go; stay with me." She rubbed her lips against his buttokks.

He smiled at her and laid bakk down on the bed. He took her in his arms and made her lie down on top ov him, her face rubbing against his. They kissed each other for a while before Kitana rested her head on his chest, while her hands were on his abs. She klosed her eyes and silently drifted off to sleep. Sub-Zero took the blue blanket and kovered Kitana and himself with it.

Wrapping his arms around Kitana and holding her, he klosed his eyes and fell asleep later.

←TO BE KONTINUED

(Everybody is a dikk to everyone.)

(This fanfiktion.)

(Also, this fanfiktion beats my fanfiktion all to hell.)

(Reading.)

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