*Here's the first chapter! btw I appreciate the views guys. You don't know how happy i am seeing many views on my first fic. I know it's not much but thanks guys! :D Hope you guys enjoy this one. Cheers! :)*

*Guys if you encounter the word 'Double Dy, well that's suppose to be Eddy, I get private messages like 'wtf is a double dy?' It's kinda my fault. xD I used the 'find and replace' thingy. I tried to replace 'Edd' with 'Double D' but I noticed that 'Eddy' also has the Edd in it. So yep, It's my fault. I'll fix this asap.*

5:30 AM. Monday. Double D was already up fixing his bed. He was already awake before his alarm clock went off. *beep beep* the alarm made loud annoying beeping noises when Double D quickly grabbed it and turned it off.

"Ha! I beat you again Mr. Clock." Double D always beats his clock, like everyday. "Well, the early bird gets the worm as father always says" said Double D while holding his alarm clock. He then puts it down and proceeds to his morning routine. After he's finished grooming himself in the bathroom Double D went downstairs towards the kitchen to get some breakfast and as usual sticky notes were located in the fridge. Double D, being the obedient and perfect son that he is, grabbed the note which read 'Dear Eddward, Please take out the garbage and kindly buy some food of your choice later after school. We'll be away for a month Eddward. Stay safe. Love Mom.'

Double D lets out a sigh knowing he wouldn't be able to see his parents for a month. He imagines himself being alone again for a month, that made Double D feel very bad. So bad he just didn't feel like having breakfast anymore, he just proceeded to do the chore his mother stated in the sticky note. He grabbed all of the garbage bag inside the house and placed it in the garbage bin in front of their house. 'It quiet. Too quiet.' He then notices a figure watching from a distance. He has a feeling that the figure is a girl. He also had a feeling that the girl knew he'd take out the garbage. Let us identify who the girl is. This girl was wearing a black shirt with sleeves torn off, green pants and wearing a black converse. Her blue hair was very noticable from where Double D was standing and he definitely knew who the girl was. Yes, you guessed it. It was no other than Marie Kanker.

'Oh my, this isn't good.' says Double D as he talks to himself 'that is she even doing here? and why is she up so early? I know she's not the type of person to get excited to go to school. Hmmm. Interesting.'

Marie approaches him, she walks in a very slow way, like when a predator finally found its prey. She seems very excited to see Double D early in the morning on the other hand Double D was frozen in place. For some reason he can't move, he was also shaking in fear.

'Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! What should I do? She's coming. Why now?! Why me?!' Again he says to himself as Marie is now Standing right in front of him.

"Hi'ya muffin! I missed ya so much. I wasn't able to find you yesterday. Where were ya?" Says Marie as she bites her lower lip after saying her last statement to look more seductive.

"Uh, hi M-marie." Double D replied, he's still shaking in fear. He knows he's going to regret his next response, he gulps and says "I-I was busy yesterday, m-may I ask w-why you were finding me in the first place?"

Marie always found Double D attractive when he's scared like that, she move closer to Double D, her face an inch away from his. She then gently placed her head right beside his head and whispers "Like what I've said I just missed ya."

"I-I am very flattered that you missed m-my presence m-marie but I'm afra..." before Double D could finish his sentence Marie suddenly hugged him tight. Maybe a bit tighter that how Ed hugs him.

"You are SO cute Double D!" Says Marie as she hugs Double D and began spinning.

"Oh dear lord! I can't breathe!" Double D yelled but Marie didn't loosen up.

After a few minutes of spinning and hugging Marie finally lets go. Double D was on the ground trying to breath. He was very weakened by the 'Death hug' that Marie gave him. Marie then gets something from her pocket. To Double D's surprise it was a lipstick. She then applies it to her lips.

"Pucker up Muffin!" She says while doing a kissing motion in front of Double D.

"No! Please! Have mercy Marie!" says Double D who was literally like crawling backwards. As he backs up he finds his door behind him, he grabs the knobs and turns it but before he could open the door Marie quickly grabbed him. Her grip was very tight, he knew he couldn't escape, he knew he was too weak to break her hold. He was shaking even more than before and sweating like a mofo. Double D couldn't believe what he did next. He stopped trying to escape. He just quit and he felt like surrendering to her. He stopped resisting and just closed his eyes and he hoped that some miracle will happen. It made it easier for Marie as her lips slowly reaching his face, only a few inches away before Double D's face becomes a collection of kiss marks when suddenly she felt something vibrating in her pocket and at the same time a music plays (The music was My chemical romance – Dead).

"God fucking damn it!" She yells and lets go of Double D. She reached in her pocket and takes out her cell phone. It was a flip phone, an old school model. She opens and answered it. "Yo? Whattup? Marie Speaking. Yes. This is the worst fucking time to be calling May" she exclaims.

Double D was relieved. He didn't believe in miracles but he will never forget this miracle that happened to him today. He lets out a sigh and just smiles. 'No, this is the perfect time for you to have a phone call. May, I have to thank you for interrupting your sister.' He says in his mind.

"I'm sorry Muffin but I have to go now. You owe me those kisses okay?" She says while smiling devilishly.

Double D didn't say a word. He just stood there. Again he found himself frozen in place. 'Why does this always happen?' he says to himself.

Marie noticed that Double D was very scared of her which made her laugh. After she finishes having 'fun' with her 'boyfriend' she then turns around and walks away from Double D. Seeing Marie walk away made Double D very happy, he also turns around and walked towards his door when he heard Marie's voice.

"Hey Oven Mitt! I'll see you in school!" After shouting this statement at double D she then blew a kiss. Double D dodged the kiss like it was a deadly bullet and went inside his house as he prepares himself for 8 hours of dodging Marie Kanker at Peach Creek jr. high.

It's been 2 hours after the incident with Marie occurred. It was now 7:40 AM, School starts at 8:30. After taking a bath and getting dressed he puts on his striped tie and grabs his bag and walks to school.

Meanwhile at the trailer park the sisters is also getting ready for school. Lee and May were already dressed and they're waiting on Marie. The blue haired girl was taking her time in the shower thinking of her 'Oven Mitt' when she heard Lee's voice in a very angry tone.

"YO MARIE! GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THE SHOWER NOW! WERE GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!" says Lee.

"Can it Lee! You're not even gonna attend class, you're just gonna skip!" Marie replied while she showers.

"Damn that girl, May! Let's get out of here. I don't want the boiler room to be chilly when we get there" Says lee as she gets out of the door.

"Coming Lee!" says May to the Eldest. Before she could leave the trailer she shouted something first to Marie.

"Hey Marie! We're going to school now! Just catch up with us if you can!" She says. May then slams the trailer door. The impact was felt in the bathroom upstairs where Marie was drying her hair up.

"Damn it! They already left. Stupid Lee, Stupid May! UGH!" Says Marie as she combs her hair. After fixing her hair she then goes to their closet and wears her Monday attire. She always wears this on Monday. A black number 20 San Antonio Spurs jersey, for bottoms she wore grey jeans with some torn cloth designs near the knee section and she wears her usual black converse. She glances over the clock, it was already 8:23.

"Great, you're late again." She says to herself. She then looks at herself in the mirror.

"Hair? Check! Monday Attire? Check! Bag?" says Marie. She knew she was already late so she didn't put effort on finding her bag, She couldn't find her usual bag instead she took her old bag, a jansport one with a black color and pink skulls as designs. "Bag? Check! Alright! Let's go to school then!"

9:40. The bell rang indicating the first subject was over, The Eds are walking in the hall and were talking about some things.

"I hate English class. Mrs. Javier is such a horrible teacher!" says Eddy angrily.

"Why do you hate it Eddy? I for one love English class. It enriches our vocabulary" Says Double D with a smile on his face and his hand on Eddy's shoulders.

"It's because you're a dork sock head!" He says and starts laughing loudly.

Ed couldn't resist seeing his short friend almost busting his gut laughing, He then proceeded to laugh along with him but Double D didn't find it funny. He thought to himself that the word 'dork' is inappropriate to say to another person.

"Well that's not a very good thing to say Eddy. Haven't we had enough of that nickname?" Says Double D while looking at this short friend.

Ed and Eddy stopped laughing after hearing Double D's last comment, their laughter turned to an awkward silence.

"Double D is right Eddy." Says Ed breaking the silence. "We shouldn't use that nickname anymore, It brings back horrible memories of the past. How about we turn over a new leaf and we get ready for what the future has in store for us..." He says. He then grabbed his friends and hugged them tightly and finishing his sentence "Together!" Double D and Eddy were breathless as Ed locks them in a bear hug but they were surprised by the words that came out of Ed's mouth. Ed then releases them both dropping his two best friends on the ground. They both stand up immediately.

"Ed that was a very nice thing to say, I really like the 'turn over a new leaf' idiom." Says Double D as he is very impressed by his friends sudden intelligent comments.

"Thanks Doubl..." Ed was didn't bother finishing his sentence when he saw a poster near the cafeteria. "Mashed Potato Monday!" He says very excitedly and with his tongue out, drooling.

"I know it was too good to be true" Says Double D scratching his head.

"Whatever. Let's get to our next class let's just get this over with already." Says Eddy as he grabs Ed in the ear and drags him with him. Double D quickly follows his friends to their next class which is Biology.

Meanwhile at the boiler room the Kanker sister's were having a blast. The sisters were always playing hooky, the reason is because they want to 'plan' how to get their 'boyfriends' to fall in love with them but so far their plans fail, why? because their plan always involves strength. Yes they may be stronger than the Eds but they don't think about the plan thoroughly.

Lee was painting her nails while Marie and May are reading last months edition of 'Girly girls' magazine

"Oooh! I like this one! Do you think this one will get Big Ed to notice me, Marie?" She asks as she points at a lemon colored blouse with a fuchsia skirt.

"I doubt it! Why do you even like that big lump? He's too stupid, even for you May." says Marie as she laughs at her younger sister.

"Ha! Good one Marie!" Lee says. She then cackles with Marie. Poor May just sat there when she answered at her Older sisters insult.

"At least we're both stupid! That means we were made for each other" May says in her dreamy tone of voice.

"Whatever you say blondie" Says Lee as she continued to paint her nails.

It was now 11:40. The bell rang and it was now Lunch time! Everyone's favorite time. The Eds are walking in the hall when suddenly Kevin and Rolf appears. Kevin was still a teasing jerk to the Eds but he is now friendlier to them while Rolf, Well Rolf has been their friend since Season 1 Episode 1 so there's not much to say about Rolf.

"What's up dorks?" Says Kevin as he clenched his fist and punched all three of the Eds on the shoulder. It wasn't a very strong punch, It was more of a fist bump tap.

"Nothing much shovel chin" replied Eddy. "We're just headed for the cafeteria, I heard they're serving mac and cheese, my favorite!" Says Eddy in a very happy tone.

"Yeah Kevin! They're also gonna serve Mashed Potatoes!" Says Ed "I'm going to get extra extra gravy on mine!" He says while joining Eddy as he drools thinking about how many bowls of gravy he's gonna consume.

"Anyway... Would you two gentlemen care to join us for lunch?" Double D asks but Rolf and Kevin shook their heads.

"No thanks man, we've got things that needs to be done. Fucking Geometry and stuff." Says Kevin as he puts his both arms inside his pockets.

"Like what Kevin boy said, It's a shame that we cannot join you Ed boys. I shall bring Nana's largest yam and we shall feast on it like wild rodents on a summer day next time we meet. Yes?" Says rolf while patting Double D's back as if trying to comfort him.

"It's quite alright Rolf. I understand. I am actually quite proud of you both. At least you value your Education, unlike somebody I know." Double D says as he looks at Ed and Eddy. His two best friends were confused as to why Double D was glaring at them but ignored him quickly as they thought about the food being served it the cafeteria. As the three eds walk towards the cafeteria, Kevin and Rolf proceeded to the Library to finish their assignments. Ed grabbed 3 plates of mashed potatoes, Eddy grabbed 4 plates of his favorite Mac & cheese while Double D has his own lunch. A slice of his mother's left over carrot cake and one shiny red apple. As they eat their respective meals happily the three boys bonded while it was still lunch time. They talked about school, girls, the new episode of one piece and other boy stuff. As much as they enjoyed talking to each other the happiness ended when the Kanker sisters moved towards their table. Once the three sisters were at their table they all sat next to their respective 'boyfriends'.

"Hi big Ed!" Says May as she holds Ed's hand tightly.

"AH! The mutant alien is holding me Double D! It's going to suck my brain juice!" yells Ed. He tries to pull his hand but May holds it even tighter.

Meanwhile Marie moves closer to Double D and says "I told you you'd see me again." He then gives Double D a wink. "You still owe me kisses Oven mitt" she whispers.

"I'm s-sorry Marie but I don't recall myself o-owing you anything." says Double D as he starts to sweat like he usually does when he's near girls or when he talks to girls.

"I love it when you play hard to get!" Screams Marie and puts on lipstick. Double D is terrified and tried to run away but Marie quickly grabbed his wrist. "Oh no you dont!" she says. "You're not gonna escape my smooches this time Muffin!"

"N-n-no M-marie! I'm b-beggi.." Marie kissed him roughly, Double D didn't even have a chance finishing his sentence. She smothers her lips against his. As May and Marie have fun with their lovers Lee approached Eddy.

"Watcha doin boys? Did ya miss us?" Says Lee as she grabs Eddy's shirt and pull him closer to her.

"Kankers." whispers Eddy. "Why don't you get lost Kankers! You're making me lose my appetite!" says Eddy while he grinds his teeth in anger.

"Aww, I love it when you act tough shorty" Lee says. She then touches Eddy's hair and plays with it. Eddy didn't like what Lee was doing. He was shaking in anger and in fear, His face was as red as a dodgeball and his fist are so clenched that his veins are starting to appear. Lee took notice and just annoys him more.

"Woah take it easy. You're looking like a jalapeño, shorty haha!" she laughs at her own joke. Her sisters obviously found it funny. They stopped whatever it is what they're doing and laughed with their Eldest sister. Their laughs can be heard by the entire cafeteria. It echoed very well in the medium sized room. It was like a cackle of a witch. The other kids including the Eds were terrified, they weren't able to do anything, the Kankers were just too damn scary. After the laughing stopped the sisters looked at the Eds menacingly.

"I guess that's enough love for one day. We'll see you lover boys tomorrow" Says Lee as she gives the Eds a thumbs up.

"Bye boys!" Says the sisters in unison and before they left.

"I hate those fucking girls" Says Eddy as he spits on the ground.

"Me too Eddy! Those monsters will take us to their cave one day and then eat our hearts and intestines! I don't want that to happen Eddy!" Says Ed as he gave Eddy a huge hug.

"Speak for yourselves gentlemen, I am covered with kiss marks!" Double D says "Excuse me for a bit, I need to wash this, this, FILTH!" He says as he rushed to the boys bathroom to clean himself up. After a few minutes of tidying up he then rejoins his friends.

They were headed for their final class which is History, as they walked towards their room. It was exactly 3:30 when they arrived but the teacher wasn't there yet which means they have time to get into 'study' mode, well, at least for Double D. History class was composed of 8 students. Ed, Double D, Eddy, Johnny, Plank, Rolf, Kevin, Nazz. They're seated at their designated seat (they have seating arrangements) as the teacher walks in and greets the children. The kids immediately greeted her back.

"Alright before we get started I would like to inform you that there will be a new student in our class." She says as she heads towards the door

"What the? A new student? Teach are you cereal?" Asks Eddy in a very rude way.

"I assure you Eddy, she is not a 'New' student. I think you know her very well." She says as she opens the door. Their eyes widen and everyone was just shaking in fear. Everyone in the room was in shock who it was, It was no other than Marie Kanker.

"Oh my. Why must I share history class with my torturer." whispers Double D.

'Do not mind her Eddward, Just focus on your studies.' Double D is now talking with himself. "I guess you're right, Focus EddwardEddward, Focus. Don't let Marie distract you" He says. Everybody knows, hell, even the teachers know that Double D is one smart student. He was the only kid who really enjoys going to school. With that being said he wouldn't want anything or anyone including Marie to get in the way of his studying.

"Okay Marie, you can sit right uhm.. Maybe beside Eddward. Take that seat over there on his left." Says the teacher. Marie got excited upon hearing Double D's name as she went to take her seat she glanced at his 'boyfriend'. She gave the 'I'm coming for you later' stare and Double D knows that she's going to get him sooner or later.

"Darn teacher. Why'd she let her seat here? No matter, I need to concentrate." Again Double D talks to himself as the lesson of their teacher finally begins.

It's 4:15 pm, 40 minutes has passed and Marie was feeling a little bit bored. 'What the hell is she even blabbering about? I give up' she thought to herself. She then faces her boyfriend, staring at him seems to make her very happy and well, a little bit amorous.

"Damn Double D, you are a hotie." she says. Suddenly everyone started to giggle but that giggle quickly turned to a loud laughter. She accidentally said it aloud. Marie was embarrassed, she turned red from embarrassment and at the same time anger. Marie was known to be very violent, she was ready to inflict pain to all the kids who laughed and made fun of her but before she could stand up and yell Double D said something.

"I appreciate that compliment Marie. Thank you." Says Double D. The laughter turned to confusion, in their minds they were like 'Double D what on earth are you saying?!' they were wondering why would he even like a compliment especially coming from Marie. Silence covered the room, The teacher smiled at Double D and continued with her lesson.

"Hey." whispered Marie to Double D. "Thanks" She says as her cheeks to a light shade of red from blushing.

Double D noticed she was blushing but didn't exactly paid attention to it. "No need to thank me. I know you're going to use violence to silence everyone up. Violence doesn't solve anything Marie, you should remember that." He says in a very normal when he talks to Marie or other girls he can't find the right words to say and just chokes but this time it's different. Double D is the kind of person who sees goodness in everything and everyone, even the Kankers. The words that came out of his mouth shocked Marie. She couldn't even think of a response to what he said. She just looked away from him and concentrated on her notebook and scribbled all over the back page.

The bell rang and school is officially over for the day. The kids in Peach Creek ran towards the exit as fast as they can. The Eds are currently walking and talking when Eddy brought up the incident that happend earlier.

"What is wrong with you Sock head? Why would you even say thank you to a kanker?! She would've died of embarrassment earlier!" Says Eddy yelling at Double D.

"Okay Eddy, 1. There is nothing is wrong with me. 2. Saying thank you to a compliment is a must! especially if it came from a girl. and 3. One couldn't die of embarrassment, you're exaggerating." Says Double D while putting his hand on Eddy's shoulder.

"Whatever you dork. Let's just go home. I wanna lay back and watch One piece."says Eddy as he shoves Double D's hand away from him.

"I want to watch the Invasion of Mutant Werewolves from planet zorglar!" Ed says very excitedly

"Alright gentlemen let's not dawdle anymore." Says double D as the three Eds raced out the door and went to their respective homes.

*Okay guys that's chapter 2. I think this chapter is, how should I say it, Horrible xD I dunno maybe it's just me. Leave me reviews of what you guys think! :D I'll make sure to update this ASAP. Have a good one guys! :)*