(A/N To the dickhead who commented: "I'm sorry for misgendering you." What kind of dumb ass faggot dialogue is that. Do you really think a daughter of Athena is restarted enough to fall for that stupid neo-Marxist gay shit?

FUCK YOU!

Look, I'm a straight, cis female but I am not going to deal with transphobic assholes like you. Go jump in a fucking ditch you absolute troll! I threw Joe in as an experiment, believe it or not. I wanted to see how many fucking bastards were reading my story. There may only be one, but that doesn't make me any less pissed off.

So, 'Mcnukem', I want you to shut the fuck up, learn some fucking manners and never even bring your filthy ideas near my stories!)


Annabeth dodged another strike from Riptide, rolling around him and picking her drakon bone sword up again. She parried a blow, grabbing his right wrist. Percy's eyes widened. He dropped his sword as he realised what she was planning, gripping her forearm so that if she judo flipped him, Annabeth would end up sprawled on the floor with him.

But Percy had also disarmed himself. Annabeth smirked, holding her sword against his neck, but not pressing down. "Rooky mistake," she whispered. Percy rolled his eyes, pointedly looking at the knife─her knife, which he'd taken─he held against her stomach.

"You sure about that?" Percy asked. Annabeth only laughed. "Wanna end this?"

"Oh, definitely." Annabeth didn't let go of her sword and Percy kept the knife in place. She chuckled. "Did we just try to play each other─and fail?"

"I know all your tricks, Wise Girl, and you know mine." Percy reached up with his left hand. Annabeth flinched at the sight of dried blood. Percy's fingers closed around the sword pressing against his neck, pushing lightly against it. She let it go as Percy dropped the knife. Their weapons clattered to the ground.

Annabeth pressed her lips against Percy's, smiling into his mouth at Drew Tanaka's intelligent explanation of: "Uh, what the fuck?!"

"Okay, shows over, guys!" Thalia shouted, making her way down. "Keep it PG-13!"

"I've already bled!" Percy shouted loudly, holding up his bloodied arm.

"Does that mean I won?" Annabeth asked, loudly enough for everybody to hear. "I did draw first blood."

"Sure, Wise Girl," Percy said, kissing her cheek.

"Don't patronise me," Annabeth replied.

"I'd never dream of it."

Chiron galloped up to them. He looked at the three of them, his brows furrowed in confusion. "Per─Ann─Thalia! Explain!" Yes, Thalia was probably the least confusing of them.

"Okay." Thalia hopped onto a table. "Everybody, listen up!" The confused exclamations died out immediately. "For those of you who don't know, those two weirdos are Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase─wait, is it Jackson for you two?" Thalia asked.

"We didn't get married," Annabeth said.

"Good. I have to be there for that. Anyways, long story short, these two faked their deaths, but the person who was helping them fake their deaths was forced to stop halfway through so Percy was accused of murder and shit. Three years pass, blah, blah, blah. Oh, and Percy was possessed by this dickhead Eidolon but we saved him, they went to Olympus and here we are. They decided to fight because they're dramatic."

"That was your plan," Nico interrupted. "Also, you left out nearly everything!"

"I brought up the important things," Thalia defended. She raised her voice. "The Prophecy isn't important anymore, by the way. They've sorted everything out."

Nico raised an eyebrow. "Oh, and our godchildren aren't important?" Percy and Annabeth had made Nico and Clarisse Silena's godparent and Thalia was Luke's. Annabeth already knew who she wanted to be Luke's godfather.

"Of course they are." Thalia rolled her eyes. She turned back to the crowd. "Any questions?" Immediately, people began to shout out their inquiries.

Annabeth only smiled. Chiron walked up to them. "I never thought I'd see you both─together─again."

Annabeth smiled at Chiron, wrapping her arms around him. "I missed you, Chiron."

"I missed you too, Annabeth."

"Percy and I had twins," Annabeth said. Chiron smiled. "We named them Silena and Luke. Nico and Clarisse are Silena's godparents. Thalia is Luke's godmother. I─we─were wondering if you'd be Luke's godfather. You were like a second father to me and were always there for me. It'd really mean a lot to me if you said yes. Please?"

"Yes, Annabeth, I accept." Chiron was smiling. "I can't wait to meet them."

As Thalia seemed to finish answering questions, she hopped down from the table. Percy took her place. A hush settled over the Halfbloods, waiting with baited breath for Percy to say something.

"Hey." Percy looked out at everybody. "Some of you probably don't know me. I'm Percy Jackson, Son of Poseidon." Clarisse walked by Percy, passing something into his hand. Annabeth frowned. Percy held it up, showing an apple. "Well, I have about a million other titles, but there's only one that I want to have. Percy Jackson, husband of Annabeth Chase." He threw the apple to her. She just barely caught it. This was possibly the first time Annabeth's brain short-circuited. 'Husband?! As in─'

And then he did it. Percy got down on one knee, reaching into his pocket and pulling out a small jewellery box. It was white, made out of a material Annabeth had never seen before. "Remember when my dad took me out in Olympus?" Annabeth nodded, feeling tears glisten in her eyes. Percy opened the box, a small glistening diamond lying inside. It was perfect. Percy had known she wouldn't want a big diamond. "Annabeth Chase." Percy took her hand. "I've known you ever since we were children. We've been on a thousand quests, lived through two wars and went to hell. We've had two beautiful children, and I love you more than anything. Marry me, Wise Girl."

Annabeth didn't hesitate, didn't think of the pros and cons. She answered immediately, dropping the apple. "Yes, Seaweed Brain. Yes." Annabeth felt the ring slip onto her finger.

Annabeth was on cloud nine and nothing could bring her down.


After three months, Percy and Annabeth had settled back into life at camp. Chiron had requested that they move to camp permanently and neither had argued. Lou had somehow managed to magically transfer their house to camp and this had led to Percy suggesting that they made their own version of New Rome. Of course, he'd originally suggested New Athens in hopes that if Athena decided that she actually hated Percy, that would buy him some time. But then Clarisse had suggested New Olympus and it turned into a bit of an argument until Annabeth had suggested Oikos. There were a few different meanings for the word, but essentially, it was 'Home'.

Percy couldn't be happier. Grover had a house close by, but it was closer to the forest than it was to their house. Grover was able to live with Juniper because of this, even if he hardly ever stayed at his own home. Jason and Piper owned a house together, but that was also hardly inhabited as they were travelling and creating shrines to lesser gods. Nico and Will shared a semi-detached building with Hazel and Frank. Leo and Calypso lived across from the two. The Hunters owned a building there, too, but only Thalia ever really stayed there. Rachel owned a small, colourful home. It could be spotted from the very gates to enter. Clarisse lived beside Rachel, with Chris, so it was hilarious to see the distinct differences between their houses.

All in all, Percy was happy. His life was, for lack of a better word, perfect.

He should've known that a wedding between Annabeth Chase, Daughter of Athena and Perseus Jackson, Son of Poseidon, would be anything but.