Moxxie was the first to wake up.

He sat upright and felt a pool of sweat. He was laying in his own bed, along with Millie. Once he realized that both of them had nothing on, it was clear that something had went down.

The imp smiled. He looked up at the ceiling fan and stretched his limbs, cracking a bunch of his joints to his satisfaction.

But shortly after bending his back a little, he felt a burning pain from his bottom. An unusual pain.

Then out of nowhere, Stolas rose from the bedside and looked down at the imp.

"Good morning, sunshine!"

Moxxie's eyes widened, and he didn't dare to gasp...until his eyes lowered.

Big mistake.

Because he saw Stolas' naked body along with his dick. And behind him? A naked Blitzo, curled up into a ball laid on an inflatable mattress.

That was enough to wake up the rest of the room.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Millie jumped up, and had exposed her chest to Moxxie.

Then from the other side, Loona and Shrapnel sat up.

And neither of them appeared to be wearing any tops.

Millie looked around and scratched her head, while Moxxie only screamed louder once he detected the two hounds.

There were six people in his bedroom.

Their bedroom.

Now he knows where the pain came from.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE!?"

Blitzo groaned as he got up last.

"Ugh...what's with all the commotio—-"

The imp rubbed his eyes, and the first person he happened to see was Loona, who was covering her breasts. She saw him as well, and they both shrieked.

"LOONA!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

The hound ducked down a little so he couldn't see her chest and pointed at the imp. "I CAN FUCKING SAY THE SAME FOR YOU, WEIRDO!"

Moxxie groaned and put his hands out to halt the two from annoying him any further. "Stop, stop. I'm pretty sure we all know how last night ended. Loona, you were sober leading up to the end of the night, correct?"

They all turned to the hound, who stammered. "I-I-I was blackout drunk once we got here!'

Millie laid back and started wincing at the pain. "Aww...I feel really-wait, what's this?"

He scooted over to Moxxie and showed him the bites around her shoulder.

Shrapnel got off the floor with the blanket wrapped around her body and chuckled. "Heh, I think that was me. And you got me these…" The hound turned around and showed Millie her own back, covered in claw scratches and bites.

Millie put her hand over her mouth and was taken aback by her implied aggression. Moxxie had to sigh.

"I didn't get any of those…"

Stolas peaked from the bedside again and spooked the imp once more, causing him to shriek momentarily. "You got some alright, little one."

Moxxie stared at the bird in confusion, but once he privately raised the bedsheets and looked down, he wanted to scream at the top of his lungs.

"W-W-Wuhhhh?"

It was safe to say everybody was not safe from last night's antics. He took another good luck around the room, as some people smirked at him, and some people awaited the news idly.

He turned to Millie.

"I should have locked the door."

The four sat around the table, still groaning from the unidentifiable pain around their bodies. Loona looked up at Blitzo and shook her head.

"I'm pretty sure Shraps told me that you and me didn't-"

Blitzo gasped swiftly and put his finger to her mouth, annoying her. "Mmmmmm, best not to acknowledge it, or even investigate it. Let's just put it all behind us."

Loona nodded hesitantly.

Moxxie got off his chair and began walking out with a limp. Blitzo turned to watch the employee struggle to make his way out of the room without walking straight. He found amusement in it.

"Oh man, did me and Stolas go a little too hard on you?"

The limp imp shook his head. "It wasn't just you two...and you're not feeling that aching pain from just Stolas…"

Blitzo looked around the room. He spotted Loona first, but she merely shrugged at the suggestion. Then he turned to Millie, who sat there with the most smug expression on her face as she rested her head on her two hands, facing opposite of each other. Her tail waved side to side.

"Oh my god…"

Meanwhile, Moxxie arrived at the bathroom. He looked down at the toilet and lowered the seat. He sat himself down and took out something from his pocket. After that, he took out something else in his other pocket.

Rolling papers and weed.

He stuffed the bud inside, rolled it carefully, and proceeded to light it up.

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The imp took a puff. The world around him was shifting at a faster rate, and he couldn't help but laugh at the sight. Moxxie slowly raised himself from the seat and proceeded to move fluidly around the bathroom, twirling and punching the air. He was enjoying the vividness of everything, and he couldn't stop laughing.

"Alright fellow employees (and Loona), are we ready to go?"

Millie and Loona nodded as they stared down at the portal with guns and blades in each of their hands. Moxxie was laying on the floor of the ritual room, instead delving his eyes towards the ceiling.

The boss was visibly annoyed by this, and kicked Moxxie lightly on his shoulder. "Hey buddy, you alright? We're gonna need you back here with us." The imp rolled over and began shaking his head side to side, as if he was listening to another one of his own melodies.

"Moxxie...get the fuck up."

Nothing came from the other end. It was clear that the imp was being incompetent.

Loona suddenly raised her pistol and shot just right above Moxxie's head, trying to get him to react.

Nothing.

Then he rose up in delayed horror. However, all he did was raise his eyes and moan quietly from the ringing of his ears.

This pissed off Millie, who came over and slapped the gun out of her hands and got in her face. The two were face to face.

"What the fuck is wrong with you!? You tryna' kill him!?" The imp shoved the hound and walked over to her husband.

"Moxxie, are you okay baby?"

He giggled as she swirled his side with her foot, trying to 'wake him up'.

"Anybody have a taco?"

The four hopped out of the portal and entered a forest at night. They examined the area as Blitzo took out a flashlight.

"I'm getting spooky sexy vampire vibes here...Maybe I'll get a fourth hickey today."

Millie raised her finger. "It's five, sir."

He groaned. "Yeah yeah, we're impressed you tore up my ass."

Loona shuddered from the comment, and turned to Moxxie, whose eyelids were dropped halfway down his eyes. He had a hard time keeping focus.

"Shraps fucking told me you were the second one to do me aside from her. Did you raw dog it?"

Moxxie scratched his head, trying to regain his train of thought under all the influence. He laughed uncontrollably at a pretty low volume, and looked up at the hound.

"I think I used rubbers for anybody outside of Millie, heh heh."

Loona directed her head back forward. "Oh, good. For a fat second I thought I transmitted my syphilis onto your tiny imp dick."

"Huh. Tiny?"

"Yep."

FLASHBACK

"OH FUCK! WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN BIG!?"

Moxxie drunkenly tried to plank himself on top of the hound as they wrestled on the floor while Shrapnel and Millie grinded each other in the scissoring position on the bed. Blitzo and Stolas were already getting into fellatio. He still had the bottle from the restaurant in his hand, and Loona was in the mood to finally take on Moxxie.

"You're gonna *hic* take it all...you fucking dog…"

He angrily began thrusting, as Loona screamed-moaned with every pump.

"AH! THIS IS—AH—WHAT AN IMP DICK FEELS LIKE!? FUCK ME WITH THAT HEALTHY WANG OF YOURS!"

"F-Fuck yes…"

Loona's eye began twitching as she recalled last night's events. Thankfully, Moxxie was not completely back to reality, so she just looked away and refused to comment any further on the matter.

The imp scratched his head as he went back to Millie, who was slightly annoyed after eavesdropping on the conversation.

"Did I put a bab—"

Millie shook her head.

"Oh. Are you still consi—"

Millie stopped him there. "We were drunk as heck, Mox. We already settled this."

He looked down.

Blitzo held his fist up and caused the rest of the team to stop dead in their tracks.

"Do you guys smell that?"

He rushed inside one of the gaps and took a short route to the left. Everybody followed. Once they made their way through the trees and everything else, they were shocked to find the decomposing body of a 23 year old male with a brown top, black jeans, and a hipster beard with a long comb over.

Moxxie and Millie both yelled in unison, with the former laughing whilst saying it, and the latter sounding genuinely concerned. "What the fuck!?"

Blitzo reached for his pocket and took out a folded paper.

Armando Juarez. Targeted due to cheating on the female client. An overlord in the east hills of Hell.

Loona shrugged. "So I'm guessing the job is done? We bag this disgusting ass body and just send it over?"

Blitzo shook his head. "No. No no, it can't be this simple."

His phone rang. Everybody turned to the boss as his pupils dilated. He slowly reached for the phone and picked it up.

"Blitzo here…"

A familiar voice was on the other line. "Oh, Blitzo Blitzo Blitzo. I told you what'd happen if you didn't get the job done first. MY JOB. Sorry, baby. Can't be waiting around any longer. Here's a fine reminder for ya'."

Valentino. Blitzo completely forgot about him.

Then Blitzo heard a snap. Another portal opened a couple of yards away from them. The team froze in fear as they awaited what was going to come out of the portal.

Millie took out her gigantic axe, Loona took out her pistol, Blitzo took the phone back in, cracked his knuckles and held his pocket knife out in immense fear, and Moxxie stood there empty-handed.

They heard something loud slithering down the portal.

They felt it get closer...